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Brit/pol/ - Labour JUST edition

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>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown <---- Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June, this is not to be confused with any of the other recent terrorist attacks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html

>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985
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For those who have voted

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138826
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>>129001059
>>129000484
It's not shilling; I don't support the conservative party and did not vote for them. You'd have to be delusional to think that even yougov is putting the tories too high and that somehow Corbyn will emerge with a majority, however.

Ah, looking at your post history you're an immigrant from leftypol, no surprise there.
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He is going to win.
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Fuck labour
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>>129001115

pls m8s
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>>129001157
fuck you
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>>129001137
voted labour tbqh
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Reminder that voting on a country with no future is futile and dead means dead
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JUST
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MICKS OUT
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Check em
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sod off
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>today
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You have 9 hours to convince me to do a spoilt ballot instead of staying at home
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>>129001059

So if Labour dies, who will replace them?
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>>129001156
That "bible" crap is the most degenerate shit I've ever witnessed.
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>>129001222
You don't need a polling card to vote.
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I hope mummy May is reelected because she and President Trump have a sort of romance going on. I'd hate to see that literal communist Corbyn win because it would fuck up the relationship Trump is building with the British government. It would also damage the trade deal our governments want to forge post-Brexit.

We're pulling for her over here, fellas! Good luck!
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>>129001259
Nobody cares what you do cunt.
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>>129001222
>turning up without the card
retards
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LADS CAN I GET A REFUND?
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>>129001222

Checked

>Don't bother registering to vote
>Don't bother even checking that you're registered

Serves the dozy cunts right
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>>129001290

Yea you only need to be registered and have ID with you.
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JUST GOT OFF THE BLOWER WITH MY PAL STEVE WHO WORKS AT A POLLING STATION

GREEN SURGE CONFIRMED
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who /wineandspliffsforbreakfast/ here? I'm not going to know what continent I'm on by the time polling closes
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>>129001222
You don't need a polling card. None were sent out in my area
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>>129001367
i didn't get asked for ID
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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serius question. if jezza guy wins will he UN-brexit ?
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>>129001259
If you have 5 candidates running in your area you can write NONCE in the boxes
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>>129001259
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What are you lads getting for lunch?

Had sushi twice this week, can't do it again.
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>>129001406
Same. They just asked for my address and then my name. My polling station was a small quiet one in a church though.
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>>129001137
Lmao two of you autists voted for the greens?
Pls don't do it
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>>129001329
imagine solving a captcha to tell someone that you don't care
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>>129001290
You don't need to take the card, but Lewis implied you didn't need to have received one(Confirming you are registered) in order to vote
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>>129001059
>Who else here didn't even register to vote?
Greens, Libs, Labs, and Cons, are the only options in my area
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>>129001413
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>>129001222
You definitely don't need a polling card, it says as much on the polling card itself.
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>>129001486
Oh, that's a but naughty of him.
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DAVID DAVIS FOR PM
GOVE FOR HOME SEC
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>>129001436
Only four
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Just got back from the polling station. Another one in the bag for UKIP. How did I do?
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>>129001431
We'll end up technically leaving the EU but still be in the single market with freedom of movement and everything.
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i did it lads. voted tory in a marginal seat. feels bad man. feels pretty fucking bad.
>on the plus side she is a complete MILF.
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>>129001501
f a k e
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R8 my bets, lads.
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Anybody got a stream where I can catch coverage of the election?
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>>129001059
NO LONGER WILL 4CHAN BE A SAFE HAVEN FOR RIGHT-WING TERRORISTS
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>>129001565
You did good lad
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>>129001484
>implying it's even difficult
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>>129001413
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
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>>129001454
dumb frogposter
>>129001565
dumb frogposter
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>>129001257

I unironically think the L85 looks good.
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>>129001059
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>>129001488
Brighton?
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>>129001321
Do you think he's had a go?
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YOU'RE JOKING, A BIGOT?
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>>129001549
Strong and Male leadership
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>>129000753
then why do people vote conservative if they objectively make cuts to our essential services and obliterate those most vulnerable
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>>129001565
FFS u weren't actually meant to vote for em this time m8
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My seat is pretty safely Labour so I was going to spoil my ballot but reckon I might go for Corbychev, he actually seems like a pleasant bloke who does want what's best for people and not just another political parasite like most MPs.
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FRESH SCRUTON

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/post-truth-its-pure-nonsense/
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>>129001638
>wots a bigot r cot
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>>129001552

p
æ
d
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>>129001565
you fucking nailed it
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>>129001565
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>>129001626
Can't even keep the cross in the box ffs
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Radicalised on the Internet, that's more ammo for the internet crackdown.

If the Tory's win that'll be the green light
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>>129001626
outside the box
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>>129001610
oops here is the pic
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>>129001626
>snapchat

normie get the fuck out
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>>129001552
Don't bother going mate theres no funny four letter words
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>>129001620
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>>129001259
Going to spoil your ballot is exercise
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>>129001626

>went over the edge of the box

Nice spoilt ballot.
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>>129001431

Corbyn is a lifelong Eurosceptic and whilst he paid lip service to his party, he didn't allow the full machinery of the Labour party to campaign for Remain.

There's a good image of all his positions.
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Why do they only have pencils at the polling station!?
Watch this guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8
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>>129001626
good la
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>>129001626
I see you avoided getting your shitskin hand in the pic
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>>129001626
>OUTSIDE OF THE BOX

CANCELLED
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>>129001059
i voted labour in a tory seat and I would do it again
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>>129001656
dumb frogposter
>>129001676
dumb frogposter
>>129001733
dumb frogposter
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>>129001137
No.
>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
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>>129001709
lmao you're fucked
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>>129001701
RADICALISE THE MODERATES
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>>129001746
we're not even close to the bump limit
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>>129001638

This campaign has been so dry.
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>>129001757
bit gay
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Lol
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>>129001621
It has a certain meaty looking sturdyness to it
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>>129001757
uk why are u so fucked
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>tfw you will never vote for the Imperial Fascist League

Feelsbadman
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>>129001701
DIGITAL TWITTER TERRORISTS
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>>129001701
GOVERNMENT CRACKDOWN ON FRIENDS WHEN!?!?
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Voted Labour to get rid of Soubry.
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>>129001059
Stop the Labour / Tory bullshit
You know who your real leader is...
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>>129001621

I like it too.

But why are we so shite at making guns now?
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>>129001413

>The many
>Posts a pic of himself with ethnic minorities

What did he mean by this?
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>>129001413
Is she a mud?

Reminder that if you marry a mud you have to convert

It would explain a lot
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brit/pol/ is gonna be pure autistic spamming for the next 48 hours isn't it
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>>129001565
Don't listen to the tory shrills. You did good
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>>129001757
Unfortunately you can't.
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C O R B I N
O
R
B
I
N
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>>129001855
>CORBS
mfw
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>>129001259
vote labour for the many not the jew
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>>129001757

Just wait for when people start to live exclusively in VR and choose a loli avatar.
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>>129001878
retarded flag tbqh
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>>129001787
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No really where can I watch coverage online?
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>>129001764
Is this true
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>>129001454
OHH STINKY DINKY
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>>129001222
you don't you just need to be registered
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>>129001969
students will unironically not notice anything wrong
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>>129001626
>Snapchat
>Didn't do it properly
>>>/r/Unitedkingdom/
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>>129001939
STRAP IN
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>>129001757
Stop singing the Swedish national anthem
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>>129001984
>Implying Theresa May wouldn't immediately criminalise that
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So do any of you have a legitimate reason for voting conservative?
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>>129001787
have a (you) on the house
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Remember to vote for the PARTY OF THE ENVIRONMENT
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>>129002028
>>129002028
the x in that pic is absolutely fine. although not "best practice"
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>>129001862
I just can't fight any more
I have to surrender to femininity
I need to be fucking sterilized and castrated
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>>129001259
We need a proper way of showing disdain for the candidates on offer and we'l' never get it without enough people spoiling their ballots to make the issue newsworthy.

http://www.votenone.org.uk/protest_votes_count.html

Yes it's a long shot but spoiling your ballot has the potential to be useful to our democracy, not voting does not.
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>>129001969
>onourable
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>>129002101
I dislike them slightly less than I dislike Labour
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>>129001977
GIVE CORBS YOUR ENERGY! PRAISE KEK
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>>129002094
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>>129001939
until the results start coming in, it should actually calm down a bit

the shills have no motive to shill once the votes are cast, expect most posting from here on out to be regular brit/pol/ autism
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>>129001969
>inteligent with one L
can't make this shit up
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>>129001626
>spoilt ballot
HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>129002101
upset leftoids
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Is the Lib Dem surge on lads?
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>>129001752
they claim is makes no difference if you use a pencil or pen.

(i dont believe them)

there's also a bar code next to your name.
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>>129001789
Pointless survey in a FPTP system
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>>129002028
Nah, just meming M8
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JUMPING JIMMINY

INDEPENDENT SURGE CONFIRMED
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>>129002127
Yeah it was my first time
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>>129001626
>could've voted ukip
>didn't
absolutely disgusting
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>it's real

aha what the fuck
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>>129001724

>Nigel Farage has been elected in an unprecedented situation where millions across the country filled out "N I G E" on their ballot papers

I can believe
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Some SNP cow in a wheelchair was sitting outside the door at my polling station, are they even allowed to do that?
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>>129002113

>Decent HIV protection

Stop buggering each other.
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>>129001746
retard
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>>129002113
what is "IQA in "LGBTIQA"?
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>>129001855

>Can spell whatever the fuck that surname is
>Can't spell poll

Really makes you think
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Just voted UKIP lads.
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>>129002239
lol racism is kek
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>>129001924

Britain's pattern is interspersing incredible weapons with absolute piles of shit.
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nearly got accosted by some canvassing types on the way to the poll station
luckily i crossed the road and walked fast to dodge them
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>>129001481
das me mate
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>>129002315
good lad
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>>129001626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYWHaQUKNY

>voting Tory
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>>129002299

Intersex, Queer, Agender? Asexual? one of em
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>>129002344
we're only at 150 replies ITT you daft cunt
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>>129001137
>labour currently up to 2nd
terrific
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>>129001454
I LIKE TO
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Vote Tory to get away from these fucking cunts as quickly as possible.
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>>129002290
PAY FOR FAGGOTS TO BUM EACH OTHER WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAY FOR MY ABORTION MY RIGHTS AS WOMEN AS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE RIGHTS OF MY CHILD RREEEEEEEEE

We chose the wrong future
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>>129002299
Q is questioning
A is Asexual or maybe Agender

I.....fuuuuck.....intersex maybe but intersex are funny because they're actually real and can't stand fags
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just got back from voting lads

voted snp
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>>129001969
Nnice
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>>129001059
just bought my election snacks

1x spinach & ricotta pizza
1x sweet & salt popcorn
1x bag of pistachios
1x beefjerky bag

and a bottle of whiskey. also didn't vote even though polling station was 2 min walk from the shop
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>>129002415
The absolute state of Brit/pol/
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>>129002101

I quite like my Tory MP and UKIP have very little local support at the moment
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>>129002344
Stop it faggot
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>>129002344
>Autistic thread splitting this early on

Fucking hell
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>>129002344
>>129002389
report spam and move on
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>>129002384
>intersex?
>how is queer not the same as gay?
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>>129001855
>roastie btfo
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Just voted Corbyn lads
Feels good to care about the future of this country try desu
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I really hope your not actually voting for Conservative boys
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>>129002473
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>>129001746
not yet you autist
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>>129002465

Yeah, the number of cuckservative voters is very disappointing.
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>>129002471
Brit/pol/ will be hell for the next 48 hours, it's why I came back.
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Just voted Tory but got asked by someone outside for a poll and I said Labour to get the cunts hopes up tonight.

I really can't wait to watch the slow agony of them losing seats one by one by one.
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>>129002465
>The absolute state of my safe space.
Kys.
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>>129001156
>The Leeds bible
Are you from Leeds?
Its just because facebook is used by teens etc, who fucking love corbyn so they can leach off the govt and a lot who vote on them cant vote irl. Its pathetic. I see that fucking thing every other day and I mean people just dont understand politics.
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https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872780427156742145

Vote Labour plane over some of Labour's safest seats.

Nice use of money, Unite.
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Voted Labour cause fuck TORIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>129002004
there are too many contradicting angles
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>>129001259
Like the shittest series of 24 ever.
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>>129001626
>not using pen
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>>129002579
post more karen, my folder is dry
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>>129002448
Got myself ready for a full English breakfast tomorrow while finding out the results:
Toast
Beans
Hash Browns
Tomato
Tesco Free From Vegetarian Bacon
Fry's Vegan Slicing Sausage
Linda McCartney Sausages
Tofutti Scrambled Tofu
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>>129001059
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>>129002608
t. degenerate commie
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>>129002638
that's not saying much lol
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>>129002273

Yes, but they can't ask who you're voting
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>>129002656
Faggot
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Seeing alot of people voting SNP.

Disgraceful desu, your don't deserve the Saltire
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>>129001626
apparently anything that clearly displays your party preference counts as a vote
Don't listen to them anon, you did good
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>>129002346

Sometimes we get it right.

The Churchill is a beast of a tank.
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12:42 PM

>THREE brit/pol/ threads

God help us
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Mum quite literally just phoned up asking me who I'm going to vote for.

Obviously tories, but she tried her damned hardest to guilt trip me into voting Labour. This is the power of Socialism, forcing you, one way or another, to be undemocratic and vote for the party they believe is best.

Must just be what goes to their head with all the propaganda.
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Reminder
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>tfw momentum keep making new threads
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>>129001400
/tinnysandspliffforbreakfast/ over here.
Gonna roll a bifta and pop round for UKIP before heading off to a festival.
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>>129002669
>making new threads this early
another overanxious autist
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>>129001475
i always just take my card, hand it to them and they give me the ballet paper.
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LABOUR INTERNAL POLLS SUGGEST 13% TORY LEAD

CCHQ INTERNAL POLLS SUGGEST 15% TORY LEAD

LEAVE.EU GROUNDWORK SUGGESTS A MARGIN IN THE ORDER OF THE TORY POLLS

Labour are getting absolutely shoah'd lads

Strap in, sub-180 here we come
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>>129002101

I would if I didn't live in Bermondsey. Where I am it's Lib Dem or Labour, so I have to pick the least worst option and put my cross in the milkman's box. I always liked the orange bookers, I hope that they can seize the reins of power back once Tim is shitcanned.

Anyway, I'm a landlord and property developer. My interests are pretty closely aligned with the Tories.
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Why are there 2 other brit/pol/ threads with fewer than 30 posts?
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>>129001626
Your vote is invalid if it goes outside the box. Stupid cunt
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>>129002761
Lad.
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>>129002717
I voted Tory

>mfw
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>>129002669
Why are you making a thread this early you fucking dopey cunt?
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>>129002299

Ludicrous Gay Bastard Twats Incorrectly Questioning Authority
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>>129002779

Source my nigga
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>>129002761
bless you Anon
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>>129002761
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>>129002760
>Talking openly and honestly with your family about politics
>"THIS IS AWFUL"
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>>129002656
i will likely sleep all of tomorrow.

also why the early threads? fuck is wrong with these fags
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>>129002663
imagine actually buying one of thoseshitty plastic csgo knives
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>>129002747
Its going to be a fucking nightmare if we dont get stickied.
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>>129001458
I'm having some fucking homemade fajitas, my man.
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>>129002654
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>>129001681
get out
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>>129002761
>4 (FOUR) candidates
The STATE of British Politics. We should get rid of the deposit desu
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>>129002779
yeah nice proof
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>>129001656

Because they think the tories will look after them, and stick it to the plebs.

They dont realize that as far as the tories are concerned, everyone who isn't a millionaire is just lubrication to keep money and power trickling upwards.

Watch the mood of this place do a massive 180° turn after it's over and MUMMY has gone back on every promise, and its business as usual. Same as with ARE NIGE and CALL ME DAVE.
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>>129001458
Tenants super.
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>>129002746

Good at what it did, but everyone else had moved onto multipurpose medium tanks by 1942.

A tank that literally just supported infantry was a relic by the time it was even built.
>>
>>129002663

that dick girth
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>>129002839
No, she specifically called me 10 minutes ago to try to convince me to vote Labour. That's not talking openly or honestly, that's forcing you to vote for someone they think is the better option. That's not democratic.

Fuck off Labour shill.

BETTER DEAD THAN RED
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D
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>>129002794
Simon Hughes is great
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>>129002824

his """source""" is that Tory bloke who said 15% the other day and the Labour internal poll is that BMG one from last night
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>>129002654
I thank the Karen poster(s) here at Brit/pol/ for introducing me to my waifu
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>>129002800
because mongoloids keep making them way before the last has finished.
>>
>>129002958
>Hearing opinions you don't like
>"THEY'RE OPPRESSING ME"

fuck off. Talk to your mother.
>>
>>129002954
>tfw the same girth as pic but only 6 inches
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>>129001458
Peanut M&Ms.
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>>129001059
Just back from voting boys, cast for Scottish Conservatives

Hope you all have a lovely day
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>>129003036
>talking to a commie
>>
>>
>>129002779

God I would be so happy. I hoped that Corbyn would lead the Labour party to annihilation so that the centrists would split off and leave students and leftists to their dwindling party of protest. If Labour get enough of a thumping that might still happen, but it relies on the long-shot of them polling as badly as Ed.
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>>129003066
>wanting a safe space
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>>129002888
i could handle it if not for all the labour shills
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>>129003006

Loads of people have been saying the same sort of thing on twitter to be fair, especially in the north it is described as a "nuclear winter" for Labour.
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I've never registered to vote but I have a polling card


Can I vote?
>>
Is anyone else /allnighter/ here?
Its going to be painful.
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>>129003036
You fucking spastic, do you fail to understand what I'm stating or are you as blindly following nonsense as much of your Labour folk do?

What part of "Telling me who to vote for" do you fail to understand?
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>>129003102

That woman she's with, that's that awful NUS rapping gobshite isn't it?
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>>129001458
munchbox
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>>129002958
what the fuck are you on about you dumb cunt
trying to convince people to vote one way or the other is how democracy works

guess campaigns and manifestos are undemocratic according to you
>>
>>129003124

Yes
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>>129003108
Isnt that the literal things you socialist subhumans want.

Also im a student i have to talk lefty faggots everday
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>>129003125
I'm going to sleep at 8 and waking up at 3
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>>129002958
What a whiny pissant
>mummy tried to make me vote differently, WAH, WAH.

Theresophiles are the worst
>>
>>129003124
Yes.
>>
>>129003125

Yep, painful? No. It will be lovely watching each Labour loss.
>>
>>129003125
Yes and I'm going to go for a run at 5am
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>>129003102
so much for Election Purdah
>>
>>129003152
Loads of people tell you who to vote for.

That's not oppression.

Jesus fucking Christ.
>>
>>129002747

>3 am
>the entire board is just brit/pol/ threads that reach the image limit one second after creation
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>>129003125
Right here senpai, might take tomorrow off.
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Milk anyone?
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>>129003125
I've £20 out and ready to spend on domino's or a kebab. Bought a massive bag of popcorn and a couple bottles of cherry coke to go with.

Fingers crossed this is going to be as comfy as the Brexit allnighter was.
>>
inshallah labour must win
>>
>>129003125
The last election and the night of Berxit were some of the best all nighters I have ever had in my life. Grab some snacks and booze m8, it'll be a blast.
>>
>>129003125
I'll go to sleep once we find out the result of Moray and of my constituency. Hope to see both go blue.
>>
I could have voted for The Christian Party in my area...
>>
>>129002302
She could come to my pole station... or something.
>>
>>129002953

Still gave the Jerries a run for their money.

Stories about the Churchill climbing hills no tank should be able to and clearing anti-tank ditches like nobodies business.
>>
>>129003254
what is the context behind this masterpiece
>>
>>129003125
I did it last time, but we have nothing to gain in this election. What is the point?
>>
Waking at 5 for work tmrw, just gonna have an early night tonight sit this one out then gloat in the morning :-)
>>
>>129003234

If the Tories are way ahead with the exit poll it will quiet down and brit/pol/ won't be that bad., the sticky will be pure cancer though.
>>
>>129003174
>>129003188
Cheers lads
>>
https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/872781730834518019
What are we predicting?
>>
>>129003287
>271 replies
>>
>>129003108
/pol/ is like a fitness board and you deranged kike worshipping communists are like the fat acceptance people. No one needs a literal faggots opinions
>>
Just went to vote at my local polling station inside tower hamlets.

Im worried labour are going to win so many labour voters
>>
Today at my lecture my professor told us if we didn't vote labour he would be able to find out (because he is a labour member so he said he has access to polling cards) and if we didn't he would automatically fail us.

Can he really find out?

Maybe i should vote labour to play it safe, but im really not keen on this pro terrorist Corbyn fella.
>>
>>129003256
no dandelion and burdock lad?
>>
>>129003292
He was making a brew because bake off was on.
>>
>>129003170
>>129003230

There's a difference between explaining different manifesto's and party ideals, and GUILT TRIPPING you into voting for someone, you stupid cunts.

Fuck me, this is the standard view of the modern day millennial. No idea what democracy actually is.
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>>129003308
Green 400+ seats.
>>
>>129002898
Good taste anon, I just finished mine.
>>
>>129001709
ha.
>>
>>129003332
>tower hamlets.
Well what the fuck did you expect? Tower Hamlets is always at least 120% Labour.
>>
>>129003340
at least try and make it believable
>>
>>129003308
he will have a heart attack when the tories lose a majority
>>
>>129003327
Then ignore them. Don't cry about being oppressed by them ffs.
>>
>>129003332
>Just went to vote at my local polling station inside tower hamlets.
>Im worried labour are going to win so many labour voters
just call them niggers.mp3
>>
>>129003340

No, he can't find out.
>>
>>129003340
He can't know. And report him for that.
>>
Anyone else off to a count tonight lads?
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>>129003213
>that .jpg
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>>129003350
nah mate need to watch the diet, don't I?
>>
>>129003374
>Oh no I feel guilt tripped

You are so pathetic it hurts. You're literally crying online because your mother hurt your feels
>>
>>129003452
I'm off to drink or to the airport
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>>129003124
Your mum and her boyfriend must have filled in your name as an eligible voter when they registered their household.

Yes, you can vote.
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>>129003340
>>
>>129003394
>>129003431
My local inman told me theyre going to win
>>
>>129003292

Tim was trying to overcome his fear of milk, so he posed for pictures of it before downing the lot
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>>129003308
tory majority of 25
>>
MODS,

PLEASE STICKY A THREAD SO THIS SHIT SHOW CAN END,

CHEERS MATE(S)
>>
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>>129003308
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>>129003472
stop shilling your thread so much
>>
>>129003484
>t. labour shill who doesn't understand democracy

better dead than red, faggot. Cobryn is a fucking mess as is your manifesto. Money doesn't grow on trees, autist. Learn how to finance.
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>>129001156
>getting stats from facebook group with liberal fanbase
>>
>>129003517
Too early for a sticky. I want to be able to enjoy some of Brit/pol/ today without it being flooded with JF.
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>>129003517
P L E A S E
it will only fuck us all up if you dont.
>>
>>129003517
SECONDED
>>
>>129003550
Just fuck off alright. We got the idea. Christ, are you always this premature?
>>
>>129003426
I ignore shitskins when they cry about oppression. I wasn't that other guy.
>>
>>129003543
>Tarding out on me because you were too scared to talk to your own mother

Spotted the future serial killer
>>
>>129003374
there literally isn't

so much of this campaign has been focused on one side saying the other is going to fuck up the country

i guess may was undemocratic when she tried to guilt trip the whole country saying corbyn puts us at risk of being nuked
stop crying cus your mum thinks different to you fucking manbaby
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>>129001787
dumb dumb frogposter poster
>>
WE NEED A CONTAINMENT THREAD NOW
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>>129003706
Fuck off mudblood
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>>129002587
Implying you didn't say "labour" in a tiny voice as you shuffled away, afraid of being judged or mocked
>>
>>129003706
Serial killing communist nutters can only be a good thing
>>
>>129001638
He said "big titted"
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>>129003755

>not knowing Abbott was assassinated yesterday
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>>129002554
>>129002554
>>129002554
>>129002554
>>
>>129003755
she got fired for autism
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>>129002761
oh this one is invalid
*throws it in the bin*
>>
>unironically being working class and voting anything but labour
>>
>>129001475
Hull? Just on the off chance.
>>
>>129002109
dumb frogposter
>>129002018
dumb frogposter
>>
>>129002958
Funny because war on terror will directly lead to your death in the next 10 years
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>>129002587

that's definitely how it went you fucking sperg
>>
>>129003125

I'll be fucked by tonight, I started drinking for breakfast
>>
>>129003969

Conservative isn't even in the economic interest of the middle class.
>>
>>129003213
we're all the same
>>
>>129002656
Must be hard living with HIV
>>
When do the results come in?
Im thinking of staying up since i have nothing to do till monday.
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>>129002101
Corbyn's policies are unrealistic idealistic nonsense.

He can talk the talk but can he walk the walk? Also he wants to get rid of nuclear weapons and he won't be a strong candidate for brexit negotiations.

May isn't great either, but it's a lesser of the two evils scenario.
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>>129004385

>he wants to get rid of nuclear weapons

They're renewing trident.
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>>129004469
He also stated he wouldn't use them if we were struck by a nuke.

If you're not going to retaliate then you're a cuck who is begging for a country to walk all over you.
>>
>>129001969
kek, is this shirt bantz or just retardation?
>>
>>129004559
>white male holding the shirt
what do u think
>>
>>129004553

He only said he wouldn't use them first.
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>>129004746
He in fact said he wouldn't use them. Neck yourself shill.
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>>129005176

Nope.

He avoided directly stating whether or not he'd use them in retaliation.
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>>129004746
He clearly doesn't have the bottle to push the button in retaliation and refrained from expanding upon that point.

Also, telling the whole world you wouldn't press the button first is a stupid move. You need to give the impression you would to deter people from using theirs in the first place or starting serious attacks.
>>
>>129005373
Someone that's too weak to answer a simple question is not someone I'd want in charge of a country
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