Brit/pol/ Are Neil Edition

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For those who have voted

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138826

SMASH THE LEFT

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Cymru.

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I'm having to rely on burger news just to get some coverage

On my way in a bit lads, who do I go for. Seat is solid conservative so it's basically a free vote.
Con/UKIP or write in: Myself/Blair/Queen Liz/Jeb Bush

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https://twitter.com/GusTheFox/status/872726886991974401

Will Murdoch ever recover?

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i miss milimeme

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WEATHER FORECAST

NO GOOD FOR STUDENTS

OR ANOTHER THING

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OKAY FINAL ONE

SHOULD I DO IT?

GO AND VOTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzbK7VWnrOE

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>>128998789

>no NI

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UKIP

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>not voting BNP

explain yourselves.

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hmm

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>>128998741
>Obligatory Brillo Pad & Friend photo has been activated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Neil#Private_Eye

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REUNITED GLAMORGANSHIRE WHEN

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Post em

>>128998903
dumb frogposter

>>128998954

SHUT UP, YOU AMERICAN. YOU ALWAYS TALK

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>>128998872

WOAH MAN, CAN YOU LIKE, BELIEVE TRUMP DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE?

REALLY WHAT AN ASSHOLE

fuck off all this paper btw

>>128998954
They have about 7 candidates running. There's no one to vote for.

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>>128998872
Furfags are the most degenerate form of life on this planet.

Just got back from the polling station lads

There was literally about 3 students looking fags with pink/purple hair and trenchcoats with hammer and sickle pins on them, all shouting about voting labour some shit about student funding and some other shit about the NHS.

Two of them clearly had severe autism so i can see why they care so much about the NHS, they were literally screaming in unison.

"VOTE LABOUR VOTE LABOUR VOTE LABOUR"

and

"ONE TWO THREE FOUR TORY RACISTS NOT WELCOME HERE"

It was absolutely hilarious.

I guess that was the average labour voter.

>>128998877

win 2.50 at worst. you lose no money?

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lel

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Andrew is red pilled

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>tried to make a cheeky tory vote
>my imam was breathing down the back of my neck quoting hadiths

>>128999050
Probably forgot to register to vote.

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convince me to vote Tory lads

tempted to vote for UKIP as May seems like another blairite cuck, what do?

>>128999093
dumb frogposter

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>>128999010
>not being American

what's it like to have autism?

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>This is my Conservative MP

Feels good having an MP that isn't a cuck, I can actually vote Conservative without feeling guilty.

>>128998842

I climbed Snowdon recently. Lovely day. Killed my knees though.

Who here dressed as a Tory Boy to go vote

>>128999127
autism is something only white people get

Gonna have a cheeky run through some wheat on the way to vote lads

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>Daesh request that you please vote Tory so they can get their weapons via Saudi Arabia

>>128999050

literally any traditional Labour voter who has some concerns about Corbyn will see that and think "fuck it, i'm going for May"

>>128999151
>dressed in all blue
>probs gonna vote UKIP
D E V I L I S H

>>128999113
Vote Tory to damage the left more effectively than voting UKIP.

>>128998537
>>128998548
>retards think that drawing dicks on your ballot will change anything

Utter state of Votetards.
The democratic system is broken.
Participating can't change that.

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STILL UKIP

>>128998741
UMA DELICIA

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>>128999050
>There was literally about 3 students looking fags with pink/purple hair and trenchcoats with hammer and sickle pins on them, all shouting about voting labour some shit about student funding

Wasn't it Labour who introduced tuition fees for uni?

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>>128999199

BASED UKIP

>>128999129

My Tory MP voted against letting in 3000 unaccompanied Syrian "children".

That secured my vote for him even though he was a remainer but 53% here voted Leave so he should go along with hard Brexit.

>>128999156
its the new tourrettes/ADHD

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>tfw cheeky ed millimeme write in

>>128999059
What if Labour gets 199 and Tories 360 :(

>>128999156
>he doesn't know about the hordes of anime-obsessed basketball americans
You're in for a treat the day you stumble into black weeb twitter, anon

>>128999243
dumb frogposter

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>>128999229

THIS

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Does anyone have a link to a BBC stream for tonight?

I usually use the iPlayer one, but I don't want it to be five minutes behind.

>>128999195
There is no left or right in mainstream politics you fucking retard, only centrist globalists arguing about single digit differences in tax rates while agreeing to flood the UK with hundreds of thousands of immigrants.

>>128998842

bangor yeah,yeah

>>128999185
They're called the Islamic State you cunt, and they want you to vote Labour for the free movement of their people.

>>128999050
>"ONE TWO THREE FOUR TORY RACISTS NOT WELCOME HERE"
That is an abominably shit chant even by momentum standards

>>128999151
I wore my British tie :) :) :) x

How does the election look, Brits? Be honest.

I'd hate to be a UKIP voter, dunno how I could handle the entire country laughing at me

>>128999279
dumb summerposter

>>128998954

They're barely running anywhere

I don't have any meme parties or independent candidates to vote for, only the top 5

>>128999185
>Corbyn is mates with the Hamas
>May is mates with the Saudis

WTF I love UKIP now

Wanted to vote Tory but felt guilty and voted labour instead

When i was repressing being a tranny I was able to. But now I'm on estrogen I just can't be mean anymore.

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>>128999385
Whoever wins, we lose.

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>>128998873
He lives on in our hearts.

>>128999189

This. It's like the celebrities on Twitter. They make people want to vote for Conservative out of spite.

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>told my mum i was voting lib dem
>soiled my ballot instead
sorry mumsy

>>128999385
Better than Brexit from just going off here.

On Brexit day alot of people were putting on here Voted Remain

Two horse race in my constituancy between Lib Dems and Conservatives (Both Labour, UKIP and Green are virtually non-existant). Reluctantly cast a for Conservatives. Unfortunately lots of my pro-Corbyn friends are tactically voting for Lib Dem, so I'm having to abandon UKIP this time around.

My Tory MP was a Leave campaigner so not a total disaster I guess.

>>128999386
UKIP are heroes you cunt. The entirey of Europe holds a quiet admiration of Farage. Except for the leadership of course.

>>128999386
corbyn isnt winning dumb poor person

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>>128999418

>WTF I love UKIP now

THIS!!

>>128999113
None of those figures are Theresa May you mong

>>128998872
>https://twitter.com/GusTheFox/status/872726886991974401
i'd be pretty angry of i ran the supermarket, or even just worked there.

some autistic cunt is ruining your day because he thinks he is a smart cunt.

at the least, the guy should get an ASBO banning him from the supermarket. i'd maybe go as far as the small claims court for damaging 40 copies of the sun.

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Is it pretty much confirmed that Peter Hitchens posts here, or at least, browses these threads? Because he does.

>>128999434
dumb frogposter

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>10 hours until the exit poll

>>128999449
With your ability to pull facts out of your ass like that you should run for head of the Conservative party lad

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>>128999449

Farage will be remembered in 100 years, May and Corbyn won't be.

>>128998789
Wanted to vote UKIP but they weren't running

>>128999304
sky on youtube is basically 1-1 with TV, like 15 seconds behind for me

Can an American get a quick rundown on your election? Will May win reelection? I hope so because she's been quite friendly with Trump and I'd like to see the romance continue post-Brexit.

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>>128999490

I hope so.

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>>128998741
Are you all applying lotion on your hands for the inevitable Mummy slide, when she'll force Brit/pol/ to pat my head?

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Voted for Labour.

For the Männer, not the Jew.

>>128999528
He'll be remembered as the guy who bottled it and resigned when he got exactly what he wanted because he wasn't prepared for it and didn't want to face the consequences

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>Can't vote Tory because I'm Scottish
>Can't vote SNP because I don't want to become Sweden 2.0
>Can't vote Labour because I'm not a communist
>Can't vote LibDems because I voted Brexit
>Can't vote UKIP because they're racists
>Can't vote Greens because they're nutters

What the fuck do I do?

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>>128999385

Looks very good for the Tories, Labour officials have accepted defeat.

>>128998954
Smaller parties have huge funding issues and struggle to put up candidates for councils let alone MPs.

Tories make 200-300 million a year from rich "donors", Labour has the trade unions, everybody else is fucked.

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>>128998993

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This will be interesting. Ferrari's great.

And anyone is better than fucking John Nicolson.

>>128999490

> Peter Hitchens

> having fun

>>128999449
>supports 340,000 immigrants coming into the country
>heroes

>>128999493

Is Nigel doing media today? I'd gladly listen to him all night desu

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Vote Torah

>>128999554
Yes she will, we're just unsure if it'll be by a lot or by a little.

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Tfw Scotland is about to get a shock

>>128999304
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+one

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>>128999528

>Nige grabbing the pint

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I'M FUCKING SHITTING MY PANTS

>>128999570

Yeah he sure bottled it when he won, not when he was nearly killed several times and abused for years.

He won and stood down, his job was done, what other politician gets their main aim done? Hardly any.

Farage won, you cunts lost and you're just jealous of his victory.

>>128999578
Do you think the Scots have a chance to fuck the rest of the UK over this time?

>>128999620
Alright, cool. Happy to hear it. I've no idea how that literal commie Corbyn would treat the US under President Trump but I doubt it would be positive for either country.

>>128999554
May will win with a significantly increased majority

The far left and eurofederalists will get absolutely destroyed

The only halfway decent party, UKIP, will also get destroyed

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>>128998778
Listen to your master

>>128999612
>labours most prolific shill at the moment on /pol/ is a taig

kek

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>>128999493

Potential for more cheeky Nige images lads

>>128999573
dumb frogposter

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>>128998993
r8 & h8

I have about £500 to go anywhere in the world if Labour get in. Where should I go?

>>128999658

By voting SNP they keep us safe from Labour, Tories will nick some seats off them but SNP will still be around 46 seats.

>>128999645
Take off your proxy so we can see your American flag, trumpeteer.

>>128999622
What a sickening creature

>>128999683
Based.
>UKIP will be destroyed
Well, considering Nigel Farage fucked off to Burgerland that's no surprise.

>>128999670
He'll personally go over to Guantanamo bay with wire clippers and try to free his friends.

>>128999713
Whoever gets in, we're fucked.

>>128999573
>>Can't vote Tory because I'm Scottish
...but that's an excellent reason to vote tory, fuck the SNP out of as many seats as you can lad

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>>128999720

Put your reddit flag back on you twat.

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>Scottish Episcopal Church to vote on gay marriage in church

http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40190204

>>128999635
Mate, Ashcroft puts Tories on 390.

>>128998872

What an absolute fucking loser. Do they really think this is going to accomplish anything, other than pissing off a few shoppers and workers?

>>128999196

Black-pilled much?

>>128999715
I wish we had viable meme parties in the US. American politics would be far more interesting with more than two governing parties.

Off to the comfy bingo lads.

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>Labour is da true antisemitic party goy

>>128999713

Switzerland, they have great suicide clinics.

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>forecast for heavy thundery rain in my swing seat
>Sunshine for the past 2 hours

Looks like a student surge is back on the menu boys!

>>128998789
Almost as many Labour voters here as UKIP voters.

Kill me now.

>>128999573
>Can't vote Tory because I'm Scottish
Just lie and tell all your neighbors you voted for SNP. They'll believe you.

>>128999795

This election we are basically going back to two party politics, in England there will be only two parties with more than 6 seats it's looking like. The two major parties will get 80% + of the vote easily.

>>128999715
>By voting SNP they keep us safe from Labour,
Actually the SNP boost Labour's chances pretty significantly, since they can't mount any leadership coup against Corbyn, can take seats that Labour would never take, and would still vote for a Labour queen's speech in a hung parliament.

In a situation of something like Con 310 Lab 290 SNP 50, a Labour government would be formed.

>>128999658
That's not how our electoral system works lad
Even if the scots all voted for the same party they've only got 59 seats

>>128999801
i know the welsh are swarthy but that's just ridiculous

The families and friends of those killed over the past months will go and vote Labour today. Let that sink in.

>>128999789
>ashcroft

biased tory mong who hasnt spoken to a real person in 50 years

>>128999827
kek, you got me.

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>>128999696
I'm English your sad wanker..just living here to ensure I don't get busted by mummy may for all muh anti Semitic comments
You Tory kike cunt

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>>128999827

The lefty delusional is almost tangible. I can already taste the tears lads.

>Cameramen batter each other over the chance to see Tim Farron

>>128998789
No.
>OFFICAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

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Fact: Essexians are the MOST POWERFUL race in the WORLD

>>128999904
Do us a favour and stay there.

>>128999490
Because he knows about the milk memes?

>>128999918
He'll be extinct by the end of Friday, that's why.

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Labour Majority

>>128999810
I have lived there previously and it's fucking shite.

Would go to Austria but it's too close to Refugeeland. I was thinking somewhere in the Americas or Asia.

>>128999635
what a shit bet mate.

you stand to win 127 quid? if youre lucky?

lol

>>128999952
Go back to Israel arsehole

>>128999904
>Person living in the (((EU))) calling others Jews

How about you make Apple pay they're Tax bill, you Social Marxist Jew Bitch Shill

>>128999795
The Greens and the Libertarians seem utterly committed to being retarded and nominating the stupidest people imaginable for President, rather than starting small with state elections, so I don't exactly see a possibility of that.

>>128999785
>being a Protestant in 2017

Imagine being this cucked

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he wins

>>128999528
Half the Eurozone would die to get their Exit Referendum. But they are simply DENIEEEED it because nobody is lobbying on their behalf.
Only Farage has managed this.

>>129000026
>he thinks you can pay money to absolve your sins

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From 1964.

>>129000006
Saudi cock sucker globalist kike cunt.

>>129000019
To be fair anon the Republicans selected the biggest meme candidate in history and managed to win convincingly so I'm not sure your argument holds much water

>>129000019
Lolbertarians are basically Democrats at this point. I mean, they were always more left-wing than right but for a while they tried to be based. Now they're back to REFUGEES ARE WELCOME horseshit with Al Leppo.

Greens are straight up communists. Jill Stein is fucking retarded.

*Ed Milliband gets out of your way*

>>128999801

>Our vision for wales

What, bringing in shitskins so all the sheep get blacked? Surely the welsh will not stand for this?

>>128999565

MICKS OUT

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Lads, has anyone else had trouble with the new mandatory willy inspection at the polling station?
Obviously it took me a bit by surprise when they told me as I turned up, I think I did ok but I got a bit of a semi and the old lady doing it frowned a bit.
I texted my girlfriend to see what she thinks but she won't respond

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>>128999946

>Canvey Island

>>129000000

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>>129000115
I'm so proud of America for electing the first meme leader.

>>128999782
dumb frogposter

>>129000109
Go dig Potatoes and suck ur gay Prime Minsters Dick.

Tried to watch Fox News on Sky and it's been blocked lads

So how hard do you think the Lib Dems' "Bring us your Brexit salt" strategy is going to fail today?

>>128999904
>Implying you moved country just to shitpost instead of using a VPN

>>129000148

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

>>129000098
dude's smile is so infectious

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>>129000164

THAT

>>128999926
nah

>>129000026
Anglicans aren't real Protestants anyway. Church of Scotland 4 lyfe

>>128999968
Just certain words/phrases he uses, etc. You can pretty much tell who posts on 4chan by word choice alone if you've got the eyes, in many cases.

>>129000148
Is that a seagull?

>>128999713
Spain

>>129000006
PS Tory wanker..I shill for Ireland to leave the EJew routinely
Remember mummy may is a remainer you braindead fuck

>>129000089
>he thinks he can get to heaven being a sodomite and having 'faith' alone

>>128999883
According to Bargain Hunt last night, Cardiff was the original multicultural city because of Tiger Bay.

Also the Silures tribe are possibly Spics that walked to Britain when Doggerland was about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silures

Been fucking reeling from this information ever since.

Voting Conservative via proxy today lads.

A-are you all proud I'm voting for mummy desu?

>>128998741
>>128994898
Axis thread
Feel free to join brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNXWid9fnI

>>128999713
Thailand, on £500 you can get the ticket there and live like a king for 6 months.

I miss Ed. He was at least a little bit goofy

>>128999894
>biased tory mong who hasnt spoken to a real person in 50 years
Just because he published that book about you fucking a pig Dave

>>129000198
I'll laugh my dick off if they lose seats.

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>>128999946
>Essex
>Most powerful race in the world

>>129000241
Well ur not doing a very good job are you

To be expected from a Bog Brain

20/1 odds on Tories winning

Who are these mong bookies?

>>128998741
who will win the Britbowl

>>129000146

I didn't even get to vote, a bunch of students in berets saw I'm not circumcised and chased me down the street screaming 'anti-semite'

>>129000264
yes lad

*pats your head*

>>129000264

>via proxy
>aka giving someone else two votes

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cum in mum

>>129000264
>Voting for less police and a censored internet

nah

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When you volunteer for the local Conservative party and they say that Enoch was right and that we "need another".

Who would Beady and Powell vote for?

How do you argue with someone that just says the conservatives cut public services and don't give a fuck about the poor?

I mean, objectively they have made cuts everywhere.

>>129000202
>taking a shit post literally
You fucking Tories need to get a refund on those private school educations

>>129000247
>he thinks modern Anglicanism isn't a completely hijacked and destroyed institution

>>129000313
Paul Nuttall is oddly satisfying the hole left by Ed

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Sounds about right

>>129000380
Beady wouldn't vote and Powell would vote Labour.

>>128999578

MORI is an 8 point Con lead too. After all that difference over the campaign, all the polls seem to be gathering around an 8 point or so lead. Could be herding.

Anyway, the Lab-Con swing isn't going to be that important in this election. Both parties are going to increase their vote share, which means an average of something like an extra 3000 votes each per seat. In reality that figure is going to vary a lot from seat to seat. The party that adds its extra votes in the marginals will win seats, the party that adds them in safe seats will lose them.

>>129000362
>When you volunteer for the local Conservative party
GTFO

>>129000123
>Surely the welsh will not stand for this?
The Welsh do not like ethnics. They're hostile enough to the English, anyone from further afield than that is openly shunned (except nuzuludurs, there's some brotherly thing there). There's a reason Wales' pakis are entirely concentrated in Cardiff.

>>129000319
he was a literal tory lord mong

>>129000313

Can anything really top the bacon sandwich incident?

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>>128999538
>>128999623
Thanks senpaitachi

>>129000432
>Powell would vote Labour.
like fuck he would

>>129000313
He seemed like an alright guy desu, even though he was one of (((((them)))))

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Voted UKIP. .-)

>>129000432
I don't think Powell would vote.

>>129000341
MUMMY MAY IS A REMAINER
>Hurr durrrrrrr

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>>129000143
>MICKS OUT
N-no. . . No bulli. . .

I just want to encourage the Anglo to vote today. . .

When will exit polls be out?

>>129000287
>Thailand, on £500 you can get the ticket there and live like a king for 6 months.


straight up? tell me more... have you done this? where would I stay at these prices?

youre not factoring in prostituting yourself as a lady-boy, are you?

>>129000359
Remember when it took 10 constables to take down one crazy unarmed nig?

>>129000389

Just tell them reducing the deficit is-

Oh wait.

>>128999866

Doesn't matter, they are still not Labour seats and the SNP would make ridiculous demands and independent referendum immediately.

>take seats that Labour would never take

Do you realise how many seats the SNP had in 2005?

>>129000453
Both choices are shit, but the candidate in my area is a good guy.

So what are we all going to spam when the tories win tomorrow. I know the labour shills won't come on here but we can atleast pretend a couple of them will see the posts.

I'm thinking of the good old

>HAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129000509
After the polls close lad

>>129000509

10pm lad

>>129000460
I know who Michael Ashcroft is you pleb

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>>129000259
unfortunately they don't meet the official varg vikernes whiteness threshold due to african influence
>In two recently published books, Blood of the Isles, by Brian Sykes and The Origins of the British, by Stephen Oppenheimer, both authors state that according to genetic evidence, most Welsh people, like most Britons, descend from the Iberian Peninsula, as a result of different migrations that took place during the Mesolithic and the Neolithic eras

>>129000477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYy8ORPz1nE

>>129000477
>retard who thinks powell is one misquoted speech
Powell activity encouraged people to vote Labour in protest against the Conservative party while a Conservative MP.

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Vote Paul Chuckle

>>129000392
It is, that's why I'm RCC

>>129000527
>Do you realise how many seats the SNP had in 2005?
Do you realize how many seats Labour had in 2005?
(Protip: It's less than 56.)

>>129000509

I am the exit poller for Tower Hamlets.

We had 400% turnout for Labour by 8 am.

>>129000577
That was pretty context specific senpai

>>129000550
>>129000554

I feel like a retard

Thought they'd need time to calculate it and shit.

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>>129000491

>>129000596
>current year +2
>being RCC
>not based Orthodox

When will we get a sticky election thread???

>>129000584
Because the Tories were pro-ECC and he wanted a referendum

Powell would not vote for the modern Tories or Labour desu

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>>129000491
>>128999565

>>129000577
>>129000584
You know the context though, it was because of the EU.

>>129000596
In the Ramsgate Cycling Club?

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Oy vey
Vote Torah

>>129000584

I forget, did he receive any kind of remuneration for doing this? Like some sort of, maybe biblical character?

>>129000629
No, they usually have it before the polls close, but it's an offense to publish it before closing time.

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>this is who Tories are voting for

>>129000389
theyre bang on right in their accusations.
the only thing you could do is argue that cutting public services and not giving a fuck about the poor are the correct course of action.

>>129000647
>based Orthodox
>pro divorce and pro contraception

Orthodox churches are basically ethnic clubs anyway

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>when you get to the voting booth and find out there is no UKIP candidate running

>>129000629

Nah you're not lad - it does seem a quick turnaround, but there should be enough data to make a prediction by the time the polls close.

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>>129000545

I'll be shitposting here either way.

>>129000643
IRISH THIS
IRISH THAT

TELL ME, WHO IS THE KING OF IRELAND, YOU SWINE?

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>>129000657

>wanting a sticky election thread where a load of ignorant yanks and /b/ BTEC spazzes come out of the woodwork

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wat do

>>129000750
Pepper spray me nowwwwww

>>129000750
>women should wear what I want

alright ahmed

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>>129000771
>tfw there is but you vote tory even though its a safe seat

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>>128999622
She's aight

>>129000391
Fuck off back to Eirepol paddy. Shill leaving the EU over there all you want but given that the place is run by a fucking poo in loo faggot and all the Irish I've met, especially at uni, are 100% liberal degenerates, I think you're wasting your time.

belfast here, who should i vote for? dup?

>>129000689
Read like the roman. Powells issues with the Conservative party were much deeply ingrained than just the EEC issue. The main conflict with Powell was so called Tories passing socialist policy for cheap votes rather than being principled politicans which is glaringly relevant today.

I have to confess
I want to be a woman
I want to take estrogen
Jesus Christ I have to be who I am inside

>>129000810

BTEC SPORTS MAKES ME SICK AT FIFA

>>129000807
>default ms paint font
>artifacting

are you even trying

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>BBC news just posted a video on their facebook of two cameramen fighting eachother outside a polling booth.

The fuck is happening to this country?

>>129000747
IT WAS A SACRIFICE

JUDAS WAS PAID

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>>129000569
WE WUZ SPICS AND SHEEEEIT

Fun thing is my dad used to get mistaken for a foreigner sometimes when we were on holiday and he did look like a fucking Arab, kek.

>>129000811
Cut off your own dick. You don't need it.

>>129000629
Exit polls are calculated as they come in so they're ready to go almost immediately when polls close

It's not like the actual vote, they don't have to wait for them all to come in and count them all together

>>129000810
Well they will start invading Brit/pol/ in the coming hours if we don't have one

>>129000811

Quit being a filthy pinko and embrace Machiavellian ideals.

>>129000811
>green party
>lib dems
kys

>>129000146
i didn't even bother washing mine, just sprayed myself down with lynx. embarrassing is not the word! the poor lass had to peel it away from my boxers! sounded like peeling a price sticker of a stuffed toy

>>128999622

she looks exactly like a developmentally challenged girl who took a shine to me on a summer job a few years ago. I couldn't be alone with her because she kept trying it on with me and I didn't want to get accused of fiddling a slow girl

>>129000874
Politics.

>>129000874
division because idiots think it's funny to assume their political identity into their personality

I blame americans

>are neil

what a fucking joke

>>129000657
stickys are shit, lets keep it cosy for the true lads of brit/pol

>>129000602

And? Tories always had some seats in Scotland the SNP just had hardly any.

>>129000867
Why? Having a penis is much better than having a vagina.

>>129000854
Like the Tories ain't all closeted homos and worse.
I'll shill where the fuck I want cunt.

>>129000849

Does the bull know you're using your wife's computer?

>>129000874
>they're having a proper scrap!

what a qt

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He's going to win.

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Polling staff here.

AMA

(Phoneposting. Bare with me)

>>129000874

BELLUM OMNIUM CAMERAMAN OMNES

If only there was a socially conservative yet environmentally conscious party...

>>129001059
>>129001059
>>129001059

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>All the Corbyistas queuing in large numbers at Polling Stations in Labour safe seats thinking they are making a difference

>>129000990
They will start invading here soon. That's why I want an election sticky

>>128999635

>Shitting pants over a £50 bet where you only stand to make a couple hundred quid

Christ son, I spent double that on homebrew supplies last week, and I'm rubbish at it. Are you a fucking NEET?

Wait of course you are, what am I thinking?.

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Graham Linehan has blocked me. Please, as a favour, screencap his cuntish rage when the Tories win. It sustains me. Thanks.

>>129001049
Are you disenfranchising Labourfags

>>129001003
I want to not have a penis I want my testicles removed

>>129000849
dumb frogposter

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>>129001047
Conservatives are doing well.

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>>128998993

From before the manifesto released.

>>129001000
The point is that the SNP are +~50 seats to any Labour government while Labour peaked at 46. (Even when there were 72 seats in Scotland, they were getting 56 - not passing the current SNP despite there being more seats to play for.)

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>>129000874
>fottage showing cameramen fighting

i bet it was one of the BBC's bois and someone from RT or LBC.

>>129001049
where are those boots from lad