Noooo, why is Corbyn collapsing at the final moment?!

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>Noooo

Because all the faggot student gay liberal lefties can't be bothered to get out of bed, let alone go to their lectures.

Because he is a meme communist fuck

Too many genders and only one vote between them.

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>>128998885

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>>128998712

Hmmmm

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>Voted for conservative early this morning because im not a socialist cuck
>Brother is out of the country but a libshit labour supporter
>Went home and shaved beard, put on new clothes
>Just voted Conservative as my brother

Just sacrificed my beard to save the economy

DONT LET THE COMMUNIST WIN LADS!!!!!!!!

>>128999768
good man! Shame we cant get more ukip support tho eh old chap

>>128998712
>Johnson
Which dumbfuck made this?

>>128999768
>shaved beard

Well done Ahmed. You still have 15 brothers in Pakistan who need to resettle in the UK, can’t let them compete with those arrogant educated Euros.

>>128999511
This was a completely different type of campaign.

Everyone here thought LePen would win too

>>129002728
Only the delusional did. Anyone with sense knew it was over after the first round

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Why are you goys voting against the will of your brothers?

The Daily Stormer has endorsed the candidate with the final solution.

>>128998712
Which one is the rural and suburban retard candidate?

>>129002418
His odds were all over the place this election. He went from like 999/1 to 59/1

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>>129002969
That's really autistic.

>>129002862
I bet on trump, but I'm thinking she will get over 370 seats tomorrow.

>>128998712
what does it remind me of..

>>129003602
It should remind you of our last election.

>>129002728
no just the delusional here did

>>129003510

you're the acoustic one faggot

>>129002969
>is dog semen kosher

>>129003675
Brexit?

>>128998712
But Blair, former labor party PM seems more conservative than May, though I don't know nothing about Jeremy Corbyn.

>>129003933
Brexit wasn't even close, the establishment were just out of touch. No one is excited for Corbyn except looney lefties and they will be negated by all the UKIP and lib dems flocking to the Tories. There is a chance Corbyn becomes PM through some kind of dodgy coalition but hes not going to win close to as many seats as the Tories will.

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I got £1000 on corbyn

Basically I just do whatever the opposite of the bookies say will win.

I made ~£150 on brexit and ~£500 on trump

I think my logics sound (based on experience)

>>129004023
Blair is not more conservative than may. But he is a centreist. Teresa May is far right closest torys have been to thatcher since thatcher.

>>129004301
How much are you looking to get back if he wins?

>>129004387
bout £7000

>>129002418
I think the idea was
>Tories narrowly miss a majority
>may resigns, boris put in to lead minority gov supported by DUP

>>128998885
SOCIALISM BTFO

>>129004301
You've lost that m8, word on the ground from labour campaigners is they're utterly fucked

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>>128998712
>even thinking your voter base of young college liberals would bother to show up at the polling stations

>>129004586
mm I don't agree.
I don't really look at the news and stuff I just go off the market dynamics on the exchanges.
Someone's artificially propping the 7.5 support level. If I scalp away at it with £20 again and again taking it out someone comes in and dumps a chunk of money. It's the same behaviour as the brexit leave and trump exchange markets. Even the quanitities are the same - someone's running an algo for sure.
I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethings not right with that market it's being propped.

>>129004440
Nice m8, risky though.

>>129004291
>people are excited for May

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rate my bets, m8s

>>129004840
People are talking about fucking Bolsover flipping to the tories m8

>>129004956
Mistake. The worst case for the tories is a tory majority of 30

aren't both may and corbyn bad news for pol?
is may conservative the way merkel is?

>>129004956
no matter how many times you post this it will always be a bad decision

>>129005092
Tories are definitely right of the CDU

>>129004966
I don't even know what Bolsover flipping is I'm not into politic votings.
Corbyn market is rigged basically.
He's gonna win one way or another.

>>128998712
The hacking is strong

>>129005092
Yes except she wants more of a surveillance state.

Cmon boys in blue

>>129005215
Bolsover is Dennis Skinner's seat, he's held it since 1970 and there are rumours the tories are in with a chance (labour ground game is panicking and recruiting in anyone it can to get out the vote right now). If that's true we're looking at a tory landslide, majority over 100.

Calamity Corbyb never once stood a chance, people just played around with the idea of him being PM in the run up to the election, no decent British person ever really thought he would be any good as PM.

There's that and the fact that Labour voters make the most noise because they're basically all a bunch of selfish, spoiled children that shout and scream until they get their handouts. So it appears as though the general public are supporting Labour, the reality is that they're at work and don't have time to mess around responding to polls and what not.

Remember, L is for Labour and L is also for Layabouts. A vote for Labour is a vote for increased welfare for the workshy riff raff that are a huge drain on our country.

>>129005372
L is for Labour.
L is for Lice.

>>128998712
>Noooo, why is Corbyn collapsing at the final moment?!
Because he's a Marxist dungbeetle? I dunno

>>128998885
fpbp. This is what happened with brexit and just about in every election ever. Lazy welfare scum and entitled libshits who can't brave a bit of bad weather do not a good or loyal voter base make.

rip British Chan users there prime minister will be the woman who doesn't understand the internet and cause of that thinks its bad

>>129004323
>Mummy May
>far right

fucking w0t? She's a neoliberal globalist shill who wants to bring in fucktons of shitskins and then say "oh we'll just censor hate speech to stop them from blowing up"

Yo what does it mean if i hate communists but i voted labour?

I just want the UK to crash and burn so we can build from the ashes.

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>>129005361
uh dunno what u mean really but this is a rigged market rite now

Theresa may has 99.7% to win.

>>129005760
>betting on markets and not on ground game rumours.
Basically, enjoy losing your money.

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>>129005846
order book ain't normal

>>129005765
thanks vlad mah boi

>>128999768
>posted in every election thread.
>this totally happened guise.
t. Tory shill.

Voting Corbyn. No to mass censorship of the internet.

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7.2 is back again lol
this is a joke
someone's trying to make that corbyn guy seem like an outside when he's not

>>128998712
Can you say it? Madame prime minister!

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>>129004301
Until you lose this one then your in the hole £350

>>129006500
You do realise that bookies change odds depending on how people are betting, right?

That's how they make their money. They take a bet from someone and then adjust the odds for people betting against that person with the intent of taking a percentage of the pot after it closes.

>show up to vote
>name not on list
>given a piece of paper with phone number for local electoral registration office
>call
>still on hold

realistically what difference will one tory vote make in edinburgh

>>129002728

>Everyone here thought LePen would win too

Sounds like you got memed mate

>>129006908
What part of Edinburgh?

Edinburgh South is pretty strongly Labour, but if you were ex-labour and decided to vote conservative (like a moron) then you give SNP the win.

The only place with a moderate chance of winning is Edinburgh South West.

>>129006908
>Voting to have 4chan censored.
Don't go and just kys cuck.

>>129006082
Why aint it normal?

>>128998712
HAHAHAAHAAHA all of those little faggot Liberals and Communist fucks talking shit about how Corbyn was going to destroy May
Holy fuck, this is total destruction

who are we rooting for?

GAS GAS GAS

>>129007078
Edinburgh East. it was 50% SNP during the 2015 GE, and that was during the academic year when all the students were around to vote too. Unless there was some deep shift to tory in the last couple of years, it'll probably stay SNP
>>129007268
>2017
>not voting tory
>can't into VPN
they're pushing some PRC-level internet controls, maybe thats what this country needs
Emigrating in a couple of years anyway, enjoy your sinking island bongs

Because he's a fucking cuckkkkk

>>129007443
Well, probably won't make a difference then. Labour are the strongest opposition to BASED SNP in the west.

Voting conservative is a meaningless gesture.

>>129007709
east* rather

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>>129005732
>Yo what does it mean if i hate communists but i voted labour?
well anon, it means that
>you just want the UK to crash and burn so you can build from the ashes.

>>129004301
shotgun half if you win.

>>128998712
Because the weather is grey and drizzly (the norm, basically) and students and libcucks cannot be fucked to turn up to the local polling station to vote.

>>128999511
Reminder that despite what /pol/ tells you, the polls were remarkably accurate in the Trump/Clinton election. Trump lost the popular vote by 3% as predicted and the only states that were really a surprise were Michigan and Wisconsin.

Who Labour stronghold but voted Conservative?

guys it just updated to 100% farage

>>129013091
That's completely false. Do you even understand how polling works?

1) They purposefully skew the fuck out of their polls to create a manufactured consensus. But the problem is that if they continue with skewed polls all the way up to the final day, which then turn out to be wildly inaccurate, it'd ruin their validity in future polling. So what do they do? They make outrageous claims about Hilldog being +14 and all this other nonsense for the entirety of the campaign, and then a few days before the election comes around, they have the polls "tighten up". It's not actually tightening up. They're just skewing less because they don't want to be called out.

2) The state-by-state polls WERE HIGHLY INACCURATE. Not just MI/WI. PA was supposed to be +9 for clinton. NC was supposed to go to clinton. Ohio was only predicted to be slightly in trump's favor, when in reality he won that state by 10 fucking points.

>>128998712
Corbyn is a cuck like that son of a bitch mayor of London. Vote Labour and then leave, that's my advice. Destroy the current Britain and build a new one.

discord/D3kdbDZ

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>>128998712
Corbyn is a meme tier political figure but damn are his commie memes spicy. He should never hide it and just accept he's a commie at heart

>>128999768
cheer up, it could be worse
at least he doesnt vote for libdems

>put a $500 bet on May when I was blind drunk
Don't let me down cunts.

>>129013824
id vote for him

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>>129013091

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>>129004956
>Labour
>Most seats

Might as well thrown that money in the ocean

>>128998712
Bc UK is full of racist xenophobic islamaphobic whites ppl

Is the election today? When will we get results?

>>129009485
Kek too true

>>129013924

Holy shit lad, if that's against another 500 the other guy's retarded. Congrats on your easy money!

>>129014339
Polling is today, results tomorrow

>>129014499
Thanks

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>>128998712

Never trust the rigged fake polls.

>>129004301
I won on Trump then tried that with Hofer and Le Pen.. didn't go as planned

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>>128998712
>Johnson higher than Farron
>May an option

>>129002728
>everyone here thought LePen would win
So you're saying that people predicting Trump would win were right by accident since they are in fact retarded?

>Terrorists' friend
>Useless on Brexit
>Destroyer of jobs
>Enemy of business
>Massive tax hikes
>Puppet of unions
Jeremy Corbyn sucks

>>129002969
Corbyn is better than Sharia May "Let's ignore the muslim problem and censor the internet to stop terrorism"

>>129003820
>acoustic

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>>129013696
>it's all a giant conspiracy
It wasn't +14 the whole time. That's literally bullshit. It was a fairly stable +3 for months with spikes and drops that are easily explainable by public Trump and Clinton fuck ups.

North Carolina was 45/55% in 538's final model - a literal coin toss. PA was 77/23%. That means you expect it to go the other way about one in 4 times. Fairly large odds. I have no idea where you get the +9 figure. It was +3 which everyone agreed was within the MOE.

I had just as much fun with Trump winning as anyone but the polls get way more shit than they deserve. Overall they did a pretty good job.

>>128999176
THIS

he's a commie, he loves the EU, loves immigration, and sympathises with terrorists

he was never in the running as far as im concerned

>>128998712

Don't act autistic, you fucking retards. This is exactly what happened with Hillary -- you grow overconfident and don't vote.

You britbongs better vote for May. Don't repeat the mistakes of the left.

>>129017808
That feel when you're just reciting Rupert "Trust Me Goyim" Murdoch's lies.

Jez will care for our people and our country.

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>>129016919
NEVER give in to the fake news. They will lie and cheat to take away your morale.

>>129006481
Yes to unbridled terrorism.

>>128998712
Because Rupert Murdoch decides who wins this election.

>>129013091
>by 3% as predicted
they were predicting 20%

>>129022367
>cuts police force

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Not in it to win it. I just can't bring myself to vote for a commie cunt, or internet censorship and gulag for hate speech.

WHEN WILL THE RESULTS COME?

>>129024703
Corbyn calls for TM to resign over it, then a day later changes his mind. Much leadership. Such resolute.

>>129026009
tomorrow.

>>129020441
He might be a commie, ira sympathiser but he does not love the EU or immigration. Stop wasting your irrelevant countries bandwidth.

>>128998712
>implying there was ever any doubt that may would win

Don't you idiots get it yet? Elections are won by name recognition alone, because normies don't into politics.

Trump won because his name was literally Fucking everywhere, only old people even knew who hillary was.

Same with Theresa May I'm just a stupid burger who hasn't been paying attention because Britain is irrelevent, but even I have been seeing may's name everywhere for months.

Who the Fuck is corbyn?

>>128998712
Just like americans, the brits will vote in some ass that will make their lives worse. Good for you guys. You get the fool you deserve.

>>128998712
He's not
It'll be like with our presidential elections

>>128998712
Because May is a MILF

>>129004301
Where can you bet on that shit? I wanted to bet on brexit and Trump too, but never knew where to it

>>128999768
Thanks for the inspirational post.
I did the same.

> voted
> shaved beard
> trap mode on
> voted as my sister

Sister is away working in Sweden.

>>129029207
He's Jeb.

>>129004301
How much did you lose on LePen then?