Brit/pol/ - Are Nige Edition

What's the weather like where you live lads?

North Yorkshire here and it's pissing it down.

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>>128996444
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs

>>128996493

Somerset and the same + windy as fuck.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138826

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Reminder that voting is literally bending over and begging for more of it.

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DON'T VOTE UNTIL YOU'VE READ THIS.

What if all this "corbyn has a chance" sentiment on twitter and the polls are actually bookies trying to get gullible fools putting 1k on 20/1 odds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp9WoX_8sbs

>trips in the OP
good signs lads

IPSOS say CON 44, LAB 36 on the day

>>128996493
Drizzling rain in South Birmingham.

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You did us proud Nige, but now is the time to send the communists straight to hell.

>>128996444

checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJO8t_wCUQ

deport paki

deport yuropoor
or turn them into fuel

>>128996557
daily reminder that shy tories will make this CON 46 and LAB 34

>>128996533
>tripcunt is a cuckold and lefty

colour me suprised

HOW MANY CRUMPETS AND TEAS UNTIL RESULTS

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-1)
LAB: 36% (-4)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 4% (+2)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @IpsosMORI)

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>>128996638
>turn them into fuel
this is the greatest idea since aryan blood

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cannot be arsed working today

I'm gonna go to sleep now and I want to see his smiling face when I wake up

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IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138834
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13138834
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/13138834
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/13138834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ

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>>128996493

East Yorkshire, very cloudy but no rain yet.

>>128996670
Don't have to tell me lad. And it'll be a bigger gap than that, I'm going CON 46 LAB 31

>>128996533
why are there two Gregg's? Also what is Gregg's?

>>128996683

Mind: Smooth
Buttocks: Clear

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>>128996698
>mfw I rang in sick today and am off tomorrow

>>128996717
but where is the "fag" option

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>>128996676
>anonymong is a civic
WHO KNEW

Every pink hair, metal faced hamplanet with severe personality flaws I know is voting Labour.

Meanwhile all the lovely, pretty women I know that are into ski holidays and not hating men vote Conservative.

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>People are once again underestimating the shy Tory effect

When will they learn

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lib dems might win in my area

it's close with the torys

shall I just give a vote to the milky cunt for a laugh?

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>Thatcher is dead an buried
>Wales still won't go blue because "muh coal"

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go vote yer cheeky cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HysredBu78

>>128996698
wait

so you guys are saying "can't be arsed" instead of "can't be asked"... What the fuck does that even mean you can't be arsed. On some days you can be arsed? Have you ever been arsed? Can you describe being arsed to me?

>>128996737
>fucking burgerposting

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>>128996737
Greggs is an anti-racist eatery. Racists who verbalize their bigotry are expelled from the premises.

They also do bloody good pasties.

Was gonna vote labour but cba to get out of bed lol

oh well there's always next year

>>128996737

It's like a gym where we go to look like Americans

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is the Labour surge a meme?

How can so many Brits apparently suddenly decide to want a government led by J. Corbyn, who openly sympathised with the IRA, and took money to appear on mudshit propaganda news networks, with D. Abbott as home secretary, who again openly sympathised with the IRA and is quite candid about her hatred of white people, and J. McDonnell for Chancellor, when he is a self-proclaimed Marxist?

Are bongs completely retarded??

>>128996778
>tripcunt loves statism, cuckolding and immigration

really makes me think,

reddit is the otherway underage nigger

>>128996782
>ski holidays
RICH FUCKERS! Not like my Based Jezza, I bet he goes all inclusive in Benidorm

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>>128996444
>Make Ken happy today

>>128996493
Leeds, pissing it down.

>>128996789

Yeah add 3% to whatever the exit polls suggest.

>>128996737
Greggs is a unique little business which offers it's customers the chance to call eachother racist.
All you have to do is go in, buy a sausage roll, and you can be calling somebody a racist, or be called one yourself within 60 seconds or your money back.

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>>128996871
You're going to pay for this when Corbyn wins, racist.

>>128996833
The elongated A in asked sounds like arsed so the phrase evolved over time.

>>128996870
>churchill
>anglo

he's a jew

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>tories in bed with jewgle
really makes you think

>>128996493
Cloudy in North Birmingham

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>>128996444
>Bodger of Bodger and Badger
That is the bongiest thing I've ever heard

>>128996870
see
>>128996541

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MANDATORY VIEWING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNL3IZLnahQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNL3IZLnahQ
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>>128996819
There will be tory gains in Wales. We're not that different from the north of England in our voting patterns. Cardiff and Swansea will see upticks in the Labour vote, but it will fall elsewhere. My own constituency has been Labour for 35 years but I'm confident it's going to flip this time.

>>128996870
Most of their supporters weren't born during PIRAs campaign, or supported it.

White British men will vote overwhelmingly Tory, DUP and UKIP. The rest of the parties get the chaff.

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>>128996833
Stand up. Put your arms down by your sides. Now reach them back around your body. Grab. That's your arse.

Now fuck off.

no coppers at my polling station today lads. how will an old lady, a jeremy corbyn lookalike and a couple of shirt wearing pakis fight off a muslim attack?

>>128996833
'can't be arsed' means you can't be bothered.
or, in american 'i don't wanna'

Gonna vote now lads

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A vote for Milkman is a vote for traditionalism

>>128996833
Arsed means bothered

Reminder that tactical voters should be killed, the only reason you should vote tory is if UKIP aren't on the ballot paper

>>128996533
>Lefty pretending they don't support mass immigration
I hope you get bumraped by a gang of Syrian refugees.

>>128996444
No more 4chan for UK if Therasa wins because of a censored internet?

>>128996833
Can't be bothered

>>128996870
>is the Labour surge a meme?

Every British celebrity seems to be shitting out pro-Corbyn/anti-Tory garbage on Twitter nonstop.

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>Vote like it's 1945 again

>>128996789
UKIP are still polling about 5 percent. Hundreds of thousands of people will go the polls to vote UKIP, see they aren't on the ballot, and vote Tory - which could have major implications for key marginals.

>>128997081
wtf i love labout now

>>128997061
my dad is a tactical voter

>'we can't have labour in!!'

>they're basically a guaranteed third, not even close to 2nd

>>128996951
>point out facts Labour are offering to buy back alot of industries, eliminate many fees but increase tax on people and businesses who can afford very good accountants to fiddle with their books
hmmmmm

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>Designated Leftist !!80w9cz1G8ZX

>>128997108

More like like it's 1983 again.

>Michael Foot
>Corbyn

The British people reject hard left policies everytime they are offered.

That Owen Jones 84 twitter account is fake right, lads? I can't fucking tell anymore. Poes law is a bastard.

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>>128996860

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>>128997081
i hope so!

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Chances of a truck of peace today lads?

>>128997084
>>128997046
>>128997020
>>128997009
but why arsed? can't be asked at least makes a little sense.
>I can't be asked to do this, i.e. if someone asked me to do this, I wouldn't do it.
but can't be arsed?
What does it mean to be arsed? Why? WHYYY?

fucking britcucks ruining the English language.

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>>128997070
http://www.newstatesman.com/when-labour-played-racist-card
>"It is sometimes argued," said Callaghan, "that we can take a less serious view of the scale of immigration and settlement in this country because it could be, and currently is being, more than offset by total emigration. This view overlooks the important point that emigration is largely by white persons from nearly every corner of the United Kingdom, while immigration and settlement are largely by coloured persons into a relatively small number of concentrated areas. The exchange thus aggravates rather than alleviates the problem."

>His cabinet colleague Richard Crossman recorded in his diaries: "Jim arrived with the air of a man whose mind was made up. He wasn't going to tolerate any of this bloody liberalism." The newly released cabinet records show that the only real dissent came from the Commonwealth minister of state, George Thomas: "Previous Commonwealth immigration legislation had covered white immigrants also, but legislation of the sort proposed would in effect discriminate against the Asians from East Africa because of their colour. This would contradict all that we had said on the subject."

just started pissing down here

what party does this harm the most?

I'm a sikh lads, just got my extended family of 40 to all vote tory

Am i one of you now?

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>>128996854
That's the spirit lad. They're guaranteed a landslide so just stay home with the telly.

>>128996493
Raining on and off in Newcastle.

Literally slammed that X in the Conservative Box

>>128997196
Archive shills
https://archive.is/H92yn

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I know you shouldn't take the piss out of someone for their appearance, but like seriously lads, how many pints did Tim neck in the Student Union before approaching her?

Just back voted Con coz fuck commies

>>128997206
Labourfags and Lib Dem gimps.

I think Corbyn has been so denounced in the press your going to see a shy Labour vote. Not enough to win or hang it but enough to stop the landslide and leave egg on some faces.

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>>128996444
/our guy:

>>128997209
you have to go back

Voted independent in my safe Tory seat tbf, the candidate was nice

>>128997194
>american accusing brits of butchering their language
lel

>>128997156
I won't fucking stand for that. You can post Stalin, you can post Michael Foot, you can even post Dianne Abbot but I will-fucking-not be compared to that wanker.

Take it back.

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>>128996833

SOD OFF YOU FUCKING YANK

>>128997209
Of course, only Muslims vote Labour.

>>128996493
Worcestershire, overcast

>>128997278
Nice principles lad.

>>128997185
Minimal, but significant chance of a wandering kitchenware salesman having a nasty knife accident outside a polling station

>>128996444
Reminder to vote conservative we need both a parliamentary and democratic mandate to win brexit

>>128997239
http://www.newstatesman.com/when-labour-played-racist-card

this should be a fun experiment

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>>128996973
>My own constituency
Which one's that m8?
I'm in glamorgan. Had to vote tory just in case it flips again.

>>128997194

>I COULD CARE LESS

Why do you faggots say this? It makes absolutely no sense.

any fuckable MPs?

>>128996833
>>128997194

I know this feel senpai. I've always said "asked" and arsed has never made sense to me. I think it's a southern thing though.

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>>128996782
>implying you know any woman
>implying the average Tory voter doesn't look like the alcoholic sex offenders shown supporting them on QT (pic related)

>>128997081
>No more 4chan for UK if Therasa wins because of a censored internet?

We can change the Tories mind on that one issue.

We can't change the Labour fucking the UK over though.

>>128996737
Greggs "food" is the reason why the British kept invading other countries.
>it's that shit

>>128996493
Was promised heavy rain all day today in Plymouth but instead we get showers and heavy cloud. Not impressed

>>128997209
The only people we hate are Pakis, gypsies and Americans

>>128997278
Good on you lad

>>128997209
non-mudslime poos will probably become designated Tory voters in a generation

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>>128997335

>>128997194
Its fucking slang you burger tard. Like when you call lazy people couch potatos.

>>128997331
Right next door then. Bridgend here

>>128997335
Most of them, if you've got AIDS

>>128996951
They're not in bed with them lad, the Tories paid for that ad. Labour could have bought the slot if they had anything about them, but their internet strategy is just as shitty as last time.

>EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
>EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
>EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

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>>128997209
Actually pretty good bait tbqhwym80.

>>128997291
t. blair

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>tfw cup of tea
>tfw two punnets of British strawberries from the two old ladies down the fruit shop for £2
>tfw raining but not cold
>tfw impending shitstorm on social media

How comfy.

>>128997372
>le based brit pedes!!!!

>>128996833
It's a shorter way of saying ' I can't be bothered to get up off my arse and do something' for people who can't be arsed to say it the full version.

chaps, how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

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>>128997335

Went to sleep naked on top of my covers last night, my mum woke me up by slapping my bare arse.

>>128997349
Find me one labour voter that doesn't look like he's been left in the oven for too long.

>>128997334
we don't. Only retards say that.

>>128997340
is your south full of rural/suburban retards as well?

>>128997400
but that one makes sense.
>can't be arsed
makes not a lick of sense.

test

>>128997466
>berger

no thanks

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>>128997433
STOP

>>128997465
None

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Oh boy, can't wait to see how those raves simply become "Fuck the Tories!" concerts.

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>128996848
>be in based Northern England
>be in Greggs
>(for the murca fags, this is a cafe/take out type thing that sells pastys and does an amazing bacon sarnie and coffee breakfast combo for 2 quid)
>old santa claus looking fuck who has already bought a coffee pushes to the front of the queue
>excuse me, may i speak with your manager
>19 year old 'manager' appears from the back
>how can i help you sir?
>i was wondering if you sold halal food for breakfast
>manager is confuse 'erm...no sir, we dont'
>'but isnt that discrimination?'
>feel rage building (this is the bus station greggs, my bus is due in 7 min and there is a queue, normally should have time to spare but this cunt...)
>'but you sell bacon, sausage, cornish pasties, and you dont sell any halal food, isnt this discrimination against muslims?'
>rage barely containable
>no sir, its not something greggs do, we sell traditional English food, we do do vegatarian-
>'but this is discrimination, pure and simple'
>cant contain it anymore 'they dont do halal because this is fucking England, you cunt, now sit down some of us have a bus to catch'
>but they are discrim-
>'no you cunt, theyre not, they are not obligied to change their entire business model to cater to less than 5% of the fucking population, now fuck off or i will fuck you off you cunt
>theres no need
>are you fucking deaf you old cunt?!
>old leftie cunt fucks off
>manager girl smiling at me
>mfw i caught the bus on time, my single espresso became a double, and my sarnie had extra bacon in it

>>128997470
is she fit? do you have a chance?

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>>128996444

checked

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>>128997415
Best of luck lad.

>>128997451

I'm about to climb a big hill in the Highlands, but then be a very comfy situation like yours tonight.

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>>128997465

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CANT REBUTTAL
THE NUTTAL

>>128997316
You do realise that mandate will be used to get the "best deal" and have the softest of brexits?

>>128997470
I bet you'll have a wank about that you dirty cunt.

>>128997466
>The British Barack Obama's sloppy seconds

Come on, son.

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>>128997194
FOREIGNERS OUT!!!!!

>>128997451
dumb frogposter

>>128996737
Fancy a "Cornish pasty" that consists of decent pastry to be fair, on the outside and unrecognisable mashed up pink stuff, on the inside?

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>>128997489
>is your south full of rural/suburban retards as well?
Yep, near impossible to find pakis and muds though.

>>128997520
waheyyy

>>128997549
You weren't actually meant to vote UKIP you div

>>128997510
>STOP
why?

it
can
only
get
better

>>128997549
you done it in pencil??

fucking idiot, that's ukip fucked then.

>>128997520

kek

Perhaps in the future pollsters should also ask "have you registered to vote" along with how likely you are to vote

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>>128997167
It's not Corbyn who's the extremist in this election. I do laugh at all the right-wing NEETs who vote against their own self-interest and end up having all their bennies cut though.

Why is there not a single good party this time lads? Everyone but the Libdems and Greens wants Orwellian internet surveillance, but the Libdems and Greens are terrible on literally everything else.

>>128997368
Oh really? Because that is my only view honestly why I was against Tories because of censored internet.

I was voting for them because of protecting our nhs, increasing the budget, more affordable housing and also a hard brexit, we need a good trade deal and she's the only one who can offer that, other parties are just trying to appease everyone to get a vote.
It's a tactical vote mainly as labour and the lib dems are making unrealistic promises and also land tax, who the fuck would make poorer people pay more tax to give poorer people more benefits, it's just putting us back at square one.

>>128997519
>Cutie teenage Corbynistas killing themselves on stream while I jerk off

Could be a good night

>>128997541
dumb frogposter

>>128997470

I can't believe this made me feel a pang of nostalgia

>for brit/pol/, not my mum slapping my bare arse

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>>128997547
>b49.gif
The filenames give it away every time.

>>128997589
dumb frogposter
>>128997582
dumb frogposter

>>128997520
Fucking knew it would happen

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>>128997628

>>128997652
dumb frogposter

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>>128997522
is that fucking ruth davidson
(nice story also, although if you weren't in a rush to get a bus you would have to be expelled for racism anyway. Rules are rules.)

I miss politicians that smoke pipes, let alone smoke in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Ssw_WQ-y4

>>128997520
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Labour mongs

>500,000 more people on the register this time
>they're all young people
>...specifically they're all tory and UKIP young people because they're the only ones with the sense to register
Self selecting process tbqh

>>128997520

Kek. I do always take my voting card even though I know they're just going to ask my address anyway.

>>128996683
UKIP SUUURRRRGGGEEEEE

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The faggot turk's parents are on LBC, call in and ask them how they think it felt getting nailed one last time
>>128997455
I dot want any sinners in This land but it happens

>>128997520
Dumb cunts

>>128997520
Thing is, on my card it says you dont need it to vote, yet whenever i go to a polling station they always ask for my card. someone enlighten me.

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>voting for greater internet surveillance
>voting for an decrepit old childless cunt
>voting for your own destruction
>not voting for BASED Corbyn

give me three (3) reasons not to vote for Labour

>>128997664
dumb "dumb frogposter" poster

>>128997612
>not bringing a vial of your own blood

>>128996737
There are two greggs because left one is moving into the right one. You can tell from all the packed equipment outside and the pixels and seeing removals in your time.

Voted SNP thank you very much

>>128997728
communism
gulags
ira

>>128997723

He's not saying that, these mongs obviously took him saying "you don't need to bring your polling card" as "you don't even need to have received one in the post".

>>128997728
Greens

UKIP

Libdems

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>>128997664
>t. faggot

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>>128997693
its vape now

>>128997728
>furfaggot degeneracy
There's one reason, to kill yourself that is.

>>128997728
1.refugees
2.welcome
3.here

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How many seats will the Liberal Democrats get, lads?

>>128997549
Ya got meme'd on

Gentlemen start your propellers...

>>128997522

>have you got any halal pasties
>e-excuse me muslim b-but this is english food only!
>i dont bloody think so kuffar
>police come arrest you for hate crime
>muslim then proceeds to rape women behind greggs counter

>>128997723
you can just give them your name and address, they'll find you on the register

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>>128997316
Reminder, Conservatives have a seven year history of lying and want to regulate the internet.

Labour is the lesser evil.

Only UKIP is the traditional right wing party and Tory shills like you have been detrimental to its surge from 2015 by backing the elitist party literally funded and supported by the Jews. GG

Theresa May will probably win and we'll still have Muslims coming over (see May's record as home secretary) and the economy won't be fixed. You shills will be crying then but will probably vote Conservatives again in the next election because you're too stupid to remember the past. Farage was right.

Screen cap this. Deep down you know I'll be right.

>>128997802
rude

Just got back from the booth. Spoiled my ballot. Did I do well guys?

>>128997780
oh ok

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE4zDm0lt8M

>Plays calmly as Labour make their first big loss

>>128997728

Socialism
Doesn't
Work

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>>128997808
You wot m8

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>>128997606
THINGS HAVE ONLY GOTTEN WORSE
DECLINE IS UNSTOPPABLE.

>>128997831
Too many.

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>>128997808
That's 3 reasons for every relevant party.

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>tfw have to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow to watch the election

br-brehs

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Why has the government got people from Uganda checking polling stations in Ladywood?

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>>128997877

>>128997209
Only if you let us call you the Turbanator.

>>128997209
>Not UKIP
You only had one job lad

>done an isidewith
>70% ukip
>67% bnp
>38% labour or some shit

did i do good

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>>128997862
Maybe not Marxist Socialism.

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Might vote Labour after all. He's not Dumbledore, but he's right about this...

>>128997906
because your ladywould

>>128997895
>get to watch the election results come in at a comfy afternoon time.
Lovely.

>>128997933
Whereas the Tories allowed known Islamists in

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>>128997845
>Vote Labour lads it's the only BASED choice for white people. Remember, JC is really fucking based just like my main man Andrew Anglin and the Daily Stormers.

>WHITE SHARIAH!

>>128997955
>Designated Leftist
>Might vote Labour after all
>implying differently

>>128997728
zootopiatropolis was a boring film

i blame all the fucking herbivores. Tony Tiger was the worst mayor zootropolis ever had.

Voting Tory because I put country before party and haven't been converted by Momentum's targeted memery

>>128997979
For every 1 May lets in Corbyn would let in 3

>>128997854
haha don't worry i voted tory too! XD

>>128998040
vote ukip faggot

Lads should I risk being too tired for my uni exam tomorrow and stay up to watch the election coverage?

>>128997906
Lol Niggers make me laugh

>>128996444
>beaten and slashed whilst attackers chant Allah
>police baffled as to reason for attack

The fucking state of this country

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>>128997465

Lads, should I vote DUP?

>>128997906
There's a Commonwealth commission that tries to maintain the integrity of elections in Commonwealth countries

They were concerned about voter fraud in Birmingham so they've sent their international invigilators to keep an eye on things

I'm not even fucking with you, this is actually why
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/news-opinion/were-once-likened-banana-republic-13085978

>>128998074
Why would I spoil my ballot and vote for Labour?

>>128997717
Fuck they're not taking calls until 12
>>128997723
You don't need to but it stops them knocking later

Lads, no one likes us apart from ukip, if you vote Tories or labour they'll thank you by throwing you in a hate speech gulag

>>128998086
can't hurt'
you're going to graduate into a recession anyway probably

>>128998100
yes

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Who else /not gonna vote because I can't be arsed and find every party to be despicable/ here?

>>128997979

No they didn't they took their passports off them and barred them entry.

>>128997368
>We can change the Tories mind on that one issue.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>128998100
Definitely

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>>128996678

42

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>>128998067
Would Corbyn fund and train them in Libya and Syria first as well?

>>128998086
>trying to do an exam without a sleep
>is this a good idea?

I can tell you're probably not going to pass based on your question, so why not?

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Do the right thing today brit-bros. help make me rich.

I have a feeling Corbyn will pull a trump.

>>128997953
The Nazi German economy was in a false bubble propped up by temporary increase in production in the form of road and armed forces expansion.
I respect Hitler for his Nationalism, but his economy would not have held if the war didn't happen.

What's the chances of Sturgeon resigning if SNP lose 10+ seats?

>>128998086
Wouldn't recommend it. I went to a concert before one of my exams once, got little sleep and did far worse than I should have.

>>128998067
Corbyn would have them round for tea lol

>>128998180
zero

>>128996493

London overcast

>>128998168
Probably, he's pretty open about being friends with them.

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>>128998155
Sure they did

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>tfw quiet empty polling station at 11am
>Get my vote in before the wagies
>tfw comfy vote

neet life rules

>>128998145
You're a faggot then lad

At least go and spoil your ballot you lazy cunt

>>128998168
You're literally wasting your time btw, i voted for tory by postal 2 weeks ago

Jerry Adams m8 won't get in, no unification for you.

>>128997018
Pakis will blow themselves up in a counter battery fire.

>>128998180
- 6 million

>>128998180
Absolute zero unfortunately. She's the only thing holding the SNP together and they have nobody to replace her.

>>128998145
vote against whichever you despise the most pussy

>>128998145

I'm spoiling mine

>>128997906
Wtf is that bird on the Ugandan flag? It looks like the logo of a chicken shop.

>>128998224
Why waste your time?

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I voted for Sharon Taylor

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>>128998212
I was the only one there when i went.

>>128998110
>Voter fraud in Birmingham is so bad invigilators from a dictatorship have been called in
JUST

d u b s decides whether i go to work or kill myself by jumping from a third floor window

>>128998237
Jerry Adams is a cunt..and your a fucking idiot

Reminder that the tories will bring in having to show your ID if they win

Reminder that they will complete the boundary review

Reminder that labour will never win another election

2022 is going to be the kino election

>>128997368
(You)

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Right lads, I'm off to vote for a thousand year Anglo reich. Wish me luck.

>>128998285
>voting is pointless
>I'm still going to waste my time participating

Why?

>>128998336
go to work, shit on the bosses table then resign all while the BUF flag is tied to your back

>>128998304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPGAYhH7IwI

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>>128996833
>can't be asked


everyday, more evidence the United States is NOT an anglo country. ask literally any country in the commonwealth (maybe even the brown ones) and they'd know EXACTLY what you meant

>>128998318
dumb frogposter

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These people can't be for real.

>>128998145
Already spoiled lad

I wrote an ancap meme on mine

Remember NOT to mark any of the boxes, they will count it as having marked more than one box and so it won't be counted as a true spoiled ballot

>>128998354
Thatcher was a hero, May has the making of being the next.

No socialism 4 u

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>>128996444
G-good Morning A-Anglo-senpais. . . .

I hope you go out and vote today s-senpais, it's important. . .

>>128998336
kys

>no political coverage until 10pm

HELP

>>128997728

>Literally uneducated MPs
>A cabinet of 50% women ebcause diversity, and not because they're the best for the jobs
>Increase in tax for everyone because no way is taxing the rich more going to pay for all the gibs

>>128998501
good, fair.

>>128998304
It's not like you're doing anything better with it is it you tripfag cunt?

>>128998460
Hahaha
Hope you got raped repeatedly at boarding school

>>128998479
no headpats until you rejoin the UK

>>128998391

If everyone who was sick of this shitshow spoiled their ballot instead of pussying out and going '00ooo0o0o0oo better vote against whoever my favourite slop rag told me is worse' maybe it would come to be seen as a more viable option. I don't know, can't hurt can it?

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>>128998479
Mick Karen is cute. CUTE.

>>128998460
>thatcher was a hero

A hero who imported millions of shitskins to cook the books of the economy, amd also sold practically all of our national assets. Ok

>>128996493
Portsmouth, just very dull and cloudy. No rain :(

>>128998086
Don't be a spaz anon. Get off 4chan and revise.

>>128998460
But May is nothing like Thatcher.

>>128998546
>I'll be hidden away on my families estate while you are living ontop of Nigerians in your council house

weeeew

>>128996444
>>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown <---- Just to be clear this has happened today,
Jesus Christ. That's 4 attacks in 4 weeks.

QUICK BAN THE INTERNET.

>>128996493
A bit of rain here in Bradistan.

>V-vote L-labour im n-not a shill
>W-why even v-vote it-it-it it's over
>W-w-we w-win

Well lets check that date

Thought so, says here it isnt the 90s anymore so the only logical reason for your cuckery is...aha I got it

You are a shill not a real person :^)

>>128998596
>A hero who imported millions of shitskins to cook the books of the economy, amd also sold practically all of our national assets
Blair did the same thing

>>128998501
You can watch Comey testify this afternoon, the Yanks are excited about it.

>>128998500
fucking hell Germany whats wrong with you?

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>>128998547
O-Only if Anglo-senpais vote for the Conservative and UNIONIST Party desu.
>>128998579
H-hai, but she is better when she is MICK'D.

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Done my bit, lads.

Murdoch is a tax dodging cunt.

who here /votedtoryandnowregretit/

>>128998623
1000 year tory reich

>>128998514
>adopt policy positions so retarded only stupid entitled bints want to be in your cabinet
>be surprised when the self-selecting process you've created leads to a cabinet full of stupid entitled bints
I am shocked. Genuinely shocked. What an unforeseeable outcome.

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>>128998294
It's a crane. And it is also the logo of Kampala Fried Chicken in Plaistow, you're right.

>>128998596
>National Assets.

Nothing in the country belongs to the state, it's the property of the people and if they want to purchase it they should be able to

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Is there a single British celebrity on Twitter who is pushing for Labour hard?

Even if I was on the fence I would fucking vote Tory just to piss off these smarmy cunts.