Brit/pol/ - Give Mummy your energy edition

>>128984391
First for our lad Corbyn

Who remembers this classic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkQ25Gi0KY

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GIVE MUMMY YOUR INTERNET FREEDOM

First for Big Mama May.

>>128984076
Manchester Withington
>>128984096
I hear it's nice
>>128984106
>>128984108
>>128984109
The lady who's running for them is lovely but I really dislike everything else about the party
>>128984281
I'm a beady eyed ANGLO
>>128984321
Did you even look at the ballot? UKIP aren't running.

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>>128984341
>Vote cymru to take away a labour seat.
this
also that welsh dialect is pretty hot

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Voted Conservative to stop the SNP

Is Nige's show on today?

Been to vote lads, I was the only person there.

Looking like a low turnout today.

>>128984511
Is it CP
i never trust 4chins when it say search ________

>>128984523
WAYULS

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Celtic supporting Tory voter here.

AMA

So, who will be doing meme streams?

>>128984498
dumb frogposter

>>128984524
God I hope Angus gets his smug arse rinsed live on tv.

>>128984385
UKIP haven't ran in my constituency in either of the last two elections, campaigned for them back in the day and voted for them in the EU parliament, not much else I could do lad.

>>128984563
All the tories will be too disappointed with May's campaign to bother voting, while the Corbynista's will all be really eager to go vote. In before Labour landslide

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LMAO GOD DAMNIT I MADE THE WORST THREADA EVER ALREADY

KEKING ME IS PRETTY BASED THO

VOTE UKIP OR I WILL IMMIGRATE TO YOUR COUNTRY

>>128984659
If the SNP get really, really reamed Salmond might lose his seat too

Fingers crossed tbqh

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>>128984511

Forgive me lads for I have sinned; I will vote Tory this evening after work.

I live in Hampstead and Kilburn (one of the most pro-Remain places in the UK) and we have a shot of getting rid of our Labour and Muslim MP. I cannot pass up this opportunity.

Does Brit/pol/ hate me?

>>128984757
FUCK THE SNP

>>128984709
ummm freedom of movement is not immigration sweetie x

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>>128984391
brit/pol/ btfo by based cancer patient

>>128984786
No, voting Conservative is the best option this election.

>>128984598
it is

>>128984786
Most of brit/pol/ has fallen for the tactical voting meme lad, don't beat yourself up for it.

I'm voting for a tory parachute princess from the other end of the country just to get rid of the Labour incumbent

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britainelects final Nowcast for the 8th June:

CON: 356 (+26)
LAB: 219 (-13)
SNP: 43 (-13)
LDEM: 9 (+1)

T O R Y S U R G E

>>128984497
Not one of you? Are you all newfags?

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>>128984786

>>128984786
vote ukip

>>128984786
If it meant getting rid of a muslim MP I might even vote green.

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>wanting a hard brexit
>not voting tory

These people actually exist lads

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>>128984607
id like to aPLAID my CUMry in here if you know what im saying

>>128984828
repost this

>>128984880
>T O R Y S U R G E

>+26

>>128984560

No. Probably can't be trusted not to break the rules about reporting on campaigns on polling day.

>>128984881
>posts a video titled 'praise be to kek'
>accuses others of being newfags
Fucking state of you lad

Remember to reject the nonce Nigel "child porn in his garage" Farage today.

rip Britain.

>>128984828
>>128984906
i can't see the image, i keep getting
>file deleted

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>>128984885

>>128984786
Big up da West Hampstead massive!

>>128984880
>LDEM: 9 (+1)

SSSSUUURRRRGE

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Reposting since I didn't notice the thread was ded
>tfw UKIP weren't even an option in my area
Well I've voted for the Tories lads, got pretty mixed feelings about that but there's no way in hell I'm voting for Comrade Corbyn or the fucking SNP.

>>128984391
I don't have any energy for her.

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who needs internet porn when you got girls like these? right lads?

>>128984709
Steady on now there Bogdan, no need to get violent.

>>128984497
>>128984881
Kek is newfaggotry

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E N E R G Y
T O
M A Y

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>>128984511
>>>/g/60797824

Doctor CIA, I'm Pavel.

Hey guys I just got back from the polling station here in the UK and it doesn't look good for May...

Everyone in line was wearing Corbyn hats and Corbyn t-shirts and I even witnessed two May voters standing in line trash talk two remain voters within the span about 5 minutes. Luckily a gang of about 10 of us overheard it so we beat the shit out of them before they could vote and they high tailed it out of there.

We have assigned a couple of big guys to stand around and make sure they don't come back but overall everything looks good for Corbyn.

> Brexit
>7. Brexit

WE will build an immigration system with gender equality and social justice at its heart. WE will design trade deals that work for everybody. WE will make sure Brexit does not turn back the clock on gender equality through secondary legislation.


From the womens equality party manifesto

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>>128984906
>>128984828
>>128984985
brit/pol/ btfo by based cancer patient

dunno what happened lads

>>128985024
America you have a point but you wont win this point

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>>128984391

Obtain arms

>>128984980
Hello Pawel, you appear to have your flag on sideways

>>128984994
Actually I'm more Chalk Farm

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>>128984391
Fuck that, Corbyn all the way.

Witch mummy's tit milk is sour.
I'm having grandpa's wherthers originals.

Vote may if you like being fucking cuck, and having the internet and civic freedoms killed.
>May's track record on migration.

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POST SLAGS

NEXT THREAD BETTER BEBSLAG EDITION

>>128984880
Winning something in scotland. Would be nice.

>>128984974
t. newfag

Lads, I just got back from voting. I was planning on voting for the Tories, but I realised what I was about to do, so at the last minute I voted Lib Dems.

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>>128985085
continued

>>128984511
MODS
MODS
MODS
Dont click on it guys.
I hope you fucking die painfully.

>>128984786
>I live in Hampstead and Kilburn

Fancy a pint mate? You know the Flask in Highgate?

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>>128985131
BIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING

>>128985128
t rasheed al rashik al bombsheed

Gonna write in Tony Blair lads

>>128985131
4 1 5 2 3

>>128985128
Brexit has to be negotiated. Why are you voting on policy when Brexit is more important than anything in our lifetime? You want the likes of fat Abbott negotiating the deal?

End yourself

>>128985239
HEIL BLAIR!

Anyone got the May Pepe?

Fuck lads, got to go to work soon. I won't be able to shit post for 9 fuckinghours, what should I do?

>>128985131
Fuarck I want the girl on the right to dominate me

>>128985059
>>128985161
>a whole day of this shit
Can we not lads

>>128985163
what is going on with this thread

Is there any TV news covering the election during the day? I know british broadcasters cant but are any foreign (but english language) ones covering it?

Just voted Rishi Sunak lads

>>128985297
post nudes or gtfo

>>128985249
Diane Abbott is a train wreck

I get that she's had a breakdown because of pressure and it isn't really her fault, but they should have replaced her months ago.

>>128985163
what do you mean don't click on it? its a screenshot of google you fucking mong. and it just refers to nudism which has been legal on the internet forever.

>>128985297
>not having a comfy office job with plenty of time to shitpost
wew, pity for you lad

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>>128985239

Y tho

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vote for mummy lads!

>>128985085
>>128985162
>Voting is your duty, regardless of who you or those around you support, you need to make your voice heard and participate in the future of this country.
>Unless you're right wing, in which case kill yourself

Why does anyone give a shit about a fat bald Northerner whose life revolves around children's toys anyway? He's barely half a notch above CWC.

>>128984391
Good luck lads. Don't fuck it and vote tory.

>>128985331

Doubt they give a shit, so probably not.

>>128984881

Back in my day people posted videos like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCdCzS3c9SE

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>>128984391
Corbyn is as close to redpilled as it gets in this election.
>Anti israel.
>Anti syrian intervention.
>Anti E.U.
>Anti Saudi
>Anti establishment.
>Will help nhs and police.
>Won't kill internet.
>Nearly all the ((((press)))) is utterly against him.
>underdog.

May.
>Israel loving.
>Anti assad.
>Sorts her rich mates out.
>Migration out of control.
>Killing nhs.
>Killing police.
>Killing internet.
>Loves saudi.
>Loves the establishment and is loved back.
>((((press)))) on her side.
>Predicted to win by polls.

Pic related, who your proposing to help. Cuck OP.

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>biggest Tory landslide since 1983

>>128985183
I got work senpai
>tfw workerbee

Besides I live on the other side of the constituency in Chalk Farm

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Cher

>>128985351
Nah, she's just be tasked with heading up the state mandated girlfriend unit. Going to force all NEETS to breed with muslim immigrants to create a more 'racially tolerant' mixed society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3QZomEjpao

>Master Brew has become a Tory shill

What happened lads?

So will Corbyn win?

Remember to REJECT JEWKIP.

Corbyn is JW

>>128985462
post her feet

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7uduCAZD38

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>>128985354

>>128985469
he's been like this since May became PM

>>128985331
BBC News will probably still be spending most of their time talking about the election
The rules on what they can and can't show are weird; they can show MPs turning up to vote, and they can discuss old news, but they're not meant to show anything new that would have a reasonable chance of affecting people's opinions.

>>128985443
Corbyn also loves Islam, hates white people, supports terrorists, is a Marxist and a feminist

I was reminded this morning of the Yes, Minister summary of who reads which newspapers. It's funny how nothing's really changed in the decades since.

The Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Times is read by the people who do run the country.
The Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country.
The Star is run by people who think the country should be run by another country.
The Telegraph is run by people who think is already is.
And Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

>>128985477
He will win second place and very convincingly at that.

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>all these momentum shills here right now

>>128985288
I have it, I'm sensing a trade. What have you got?

I got robbed Yesterday by some clever dickhead posing as my drug dealer. Fucker was on his scooter, i was acting bait waiting for my dude. He sees me and pulls over, i was like yeah two scores mate stupidly i just handed him my £40 and then he rides off. I grabbed onto his clothes but he slipped out my hands as he rode off.

I got idiot taxed, always wait to see the shit lads.

Fuck guys what am I going to do when the election is over? Been obsessed with the election since the campaign started

>>128985515
it's not bait you plastic outraged faggot. nuditsm is legal, even if it's degenerate.

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>>128985491
nationalise the railways

>>128985560
They'll be gone in a few hours. Then we'll be back to normal. I feel sorry for some of the poor lads that fell for them though.

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>>128985249
Labour has one of the best UK lawyers to negotiate it, and a clear plan.
May has clowns david davies and boris johnson who are every bit as shit as abbot.
>She's planning to censor the whole internet.
Conservatives will create a rich tax haven post E.U.
Labour will approach it in the way most beneficial to the people of this country.

Cuck yourself more faggot.

>https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>128985443
Literally this

Labour is the redpill option

Did a cheeky vote for UKIP! #spoilyourvote

>>128985455
Oh well, nice to know there are other Brit/pol/aks around here anyway.

>>128985569
deserved it lad. Sounds like a good chap tbf

>>128985558
But how well in 2nd place?

>>128985477
He will probably get a bigger minority than Ed Miliband did, which will force the Blairites to accept him for a few more years.

So he still gains from this election, even without a majority.

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>>128985589

>Simon Bodger is dead

Lads I'm literally in tears. Any info on how Badger is holding up?

>>128985542
t. daily mail and sun.

Nice.

These morning threads are the only comfy ones as they're not moving at the speed or light or too full of shills.

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It's raining Up North. Reckon that'll hurt Labour's votes.

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what did the guardian mean by this?

>>128985586
Get unnecessarily involved in German elections

>>128985462
>straw in can
I thought being a slut cant be worse

>>128984391
Will Vince Cable win his seat back? I like him.

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>>128985666
go and pretend to be outraged somewhere else.

>everytime i make a particular story post a mod deletes the whole thread.

>>128985687
Possibly. My constituency (York Central) is safe labour, and that comes partly from our massive student population.
Students don't have cars and are okay with staying in bed all day

>>128985647
He was black. My actual dude showed up 2 mins after. I gotta say he was a cleaver bastard that robbed me, it was only £40 anyway.

What time will the results be in, guys?

>>128985601
Auswitchz looks like a hotel piece in monopoly

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>>128985560

They are panicking already on /r/unitedkingdom and /r/ukpolitics.

>muhmentum is a meme

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>>128985542

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Media shills we know you're here. Show yourselves!

>>128985800
Use your powers for good, ausanon

ie., post it in every /ptg/ you see

>>128985845
Post screencaps/links.

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post yfw labour is annihilated after 10pm tonight

Britain was a mistake

>>128985845
Cosy here at work. I will enjoy the salt.

>>128985839
tomorrow

>>128985893
>post reddit shit

Don't

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>>128985876
Hello

>>128985615
David davis is better than anything Labour could come up with. Fake Brexit wouldn't even be worthwhile on labours terms fuck that

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Wew lad they think they stand a fucking chance.

>>128985668
When i told my girlfriend the guy from bodger and badger died she replied with "which one?"

>>128985929
>flag

Fuck off.

>>128985749
I doubt the German election will be very exciting. Merkel will likely win again

>>128985686
This

>>128985615
Labour wants to stay in the single market and aren't even willing to walk away which is the first rule of negotiating. Neck yourself shill.

>>128985894
Labour sub-200 seats
LibDems will be an electoral irrelevance, 2-4 seats
SNP potentially down a dozen

The keks shall come swiftly and in high calibre

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>>128985786

>>128985933
Yeah David Davis, who has fucked up so much shit in his career, should be trusted with creating a brexit that benefits the british people.
Idiot.

>>128985958
>reddit

Fuck off.

>>128985876
L A B O U R S U R G E

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>>128985894

People I know are voting for Labour because "[fictional character] would" and because they have loads of celebrity endorsements.

Raise the voting age to 40.

>>128985958
>Too poor to comprehend some people actually travel

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>>128986014
>muh mods

>>128985845
I'm surprised Reddit was ever not Labour, I always thought they were very left-wing
I guess it was mostly Lib Dems eating out of Labour's numbers though

>>128986023
>compared to the leading light of Labour's brexit initiative...
>...Kier fucking Starmer
Jog on pal

>>128985555
Woefully out of date.

>The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Guardian readers don't even believe in "countries" anymore (unless it's a Muslim country like Iraq or Palestine, in which case their sovereignty is absolute).

>The Telegraph is run by people who think is already is.
The Telegraph are nothing but CCHQ's official press these days. The readers are just people who think the Mail is a bit too tabloidy.

>And Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
It's for people who don't really give a shit about politics and who just want it short and sweet.

>>128985443
Hello Russian Embassy employee.

As i go to vote it becomes clear to me what this election was about. Brexit was the signal to reverse the process of International Socialism, and we can't do that with Socialists within our Government.

It's the Patriotic duty for every man and woman up and down the country to vote Blue or Purple depending on whether it's a safe seat or not.

Let's get em lads

>>128986059
Don't make fun of Jesus

>>128985989
Wants to. To claim to want anything else is either a lie or insanity.
He's also said he won't accept shitty deals.
You have either Corbyn's word who has integrity, or May who has lied and failed constantly and consistently.

>Huurdur let's give her a blank check to rape Britain.

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>>128985668
mate...

>>128984880

>Barrow-in-Furness Conservative

jesus fuck

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>>128985894

Anyone else's facebook full of idiot Labour supporters eho think Corbyn is actually going to win?

How the fuck did you end up choosing between censorship and communism?

>>128986172
he didn't exactly have the most nutritious diet, either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRg0eoTNWWQ

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>>128986079

>>128985020
Same here lad, can't vote UKIP here either so I'm gonna be voting Tory today

>>128986086

Reddit is left wing but it's mainly the /r/unitedkingdom page that is an absolute laughing stock because of their bias, they got voted the worst national subreddit or something because it was pure Brexit arsehurt for months. /r/ukpolitics is meant to be a bit more balanced and ofcourse most sites used by young people are going to have a leftist bias but it's ridiculous now.

>>128986088
>I LOVE being cucked by tories.
Not an argument.

Results when?

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I WANT MUMMY MAY

>>128986168
Poor shilling. Staying in the single market would not be Brexit. He has ruled out getting a bad deal. He would likely bend over backwards for the EU. Please off yourself.

>>128986268
it all kicks off 10pm bst

Reminder that anything under 400 seats will be a humiliating defeat to the party that called this snap election because they were so confident of a landslide.

>>128986177
Was there over the weekend. Lot of Conservative banners around. You have to remember that they're building nuclear subs there, and the tories are the pro-military party. Barrow seems to have realised this.

>>128986089
the telegraph is the barclay brothers mouthpeice

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>>128986268

If it's a big win then 10pm tonight if not then it'll be quite a bit later.

>>128986302
Full on lying and moving the goal posts.
>Not leaving without any kind of deal is not brexit.

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>>128986227
go

Just got back from voting, I went to put the X in the box for the Conservatives, but then I had a flashback and panic attack and saw a vision of millions of Pakistanis being let in through the open border of Corbyn and proceeding to ravage through this land slaughtering the men and brutally impregnating our English females and I got such a powerful and meaningful erection that I couldn't control myself and voted Labour. I am now crying whilst wanking about what I have just done.

Labour gonna win.

>>128984897
Can someone explain this graphic interchange format please

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voted at 7am sharp. voted for labour. I was going g to spoil my ballot.or vote UKIP but I decided to screw may over for attempting to take away my ability to shit post with the lads

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>>128986048
Drogba!

>>128986352
The only Lib Dem I want to win is Olney, because fuck Zac Goldsmith

>>128986408
>>128986421
dumb frogposter

>>128986207
We wanted to be like you.

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>UKIP WON'T WIN A SINGLE SE-

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>>128985085

>>128986367
Retard. This is literally what he has said. I don't care about arguing with you though. You'll be back on r/UKLabour in a few hours crying about your crushing defeat.

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I dont get why SNP gains so many seats with so few votes. Scottish privilege?

>>128986391
Isn't "Being in labour" a phrase meaning being in intense pain though?

>>128986330

I live there senpai (well not there now) and my dad works for the Labour MP, I knew the yard workers had gone weak as fuck on Corbyn for obvious reasons but still thought it wouldn't be enough to sink Woodcock, will be interesting anyway

>>128986408
Good lad. The issues that really matter.

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>>128986319
>He still thinks they called the snap election just because of polling.

May didn't want to end up like Brown. Also the South Thanet scandal.

>>128986457
UKIP is dead

>>128986408
good stuff anon

>>128986494
your dads going to have to look for a new job lad

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All the best with voting lads.

Just voted Conservative in a constituency where any Tory signs get ripped down or graffitied. Hopefully wagecucks come home from work and do the same, I was the only person at the polling station

>>128984563
it's 8 in the morning lad

>>128986443
>wanting that disgusting rat to be in Parliament

>>128986565

he's getting a pension payout if they lose and keeping his job if they win and told me he doesn't give a fuck

I bet this time tomorrow Labour supporters willbe claiming it was "fixed".

>>128986457
where's this?

>>128986408
Nice bait.

Most Brit/pol/ users don't even rise to see 7am, especially not the Labour supporting ones

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>>128986370

>>128986469
It's not a proportional system. You win based on individual constituency seats.

Since the SNP support is very concentrated (4% over 9% of the seats, roughly.) they do better than other parties. (UKIP or Lib-Dem for example being 12% support but over 90% of the seats.)

The election is a big collection of winner-takes-all local elections.

>>128986580
>NEETs voting for NEETbux cuts

>>128986615
by the russians

>>128986615

Russians hacked it against Corybn because they're terrified of his anti neo-liberal policies also Putin *hates* the NHS

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>>128986462
I'll be on /pol/, I've been here since pre-obama, I don't agree with everything here, but it's entertaining always.
>Leave muh echo chamber.

God I hope Corbyn wins, it won't be surprise if he loses, but if he wins it's going to be so salty, I'll get an erection.

>>128986595
>wanting that disgusting rat to be in Parliament

Exactly, I don't want Goldsmith to win

>>128986641

But that's kinda retarded and I believe it frustrates lots upon lots of people.

>>128986629
>Most Brit/pol/ users don't even rise to see 7am

Nice bait. Most Brit/pol/ users don't even go to bed until well after 9am.

I want to get naughty with mummy in a wheat field.

>>128986677
>I've been here since pre-obama

/pol/ was created in 2011 you stupid redditor fuck

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>>128986632
yes plz go home

>survation is basing their figures on a 90% young voter turnout
lmao

>>128986661
nah may knows not to do more cameron style cutting,all the cutting has been done anyway

we need to cuck europe,if jez wins europe will cuck us

>>128986604
I live there too, what a shithole

>>128986677
This is the same bullshit that made Brexit trigger, fucking spite voting, it's going to happen again...

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>>128986677
>I've been here since pre-obama

You want to know how I know that you're lying?

>May is going to win
Bye bye britbongs. bye bye.

>>128986662
Tory good boy goy cucks are already blaming russia.
>>128986116

>>128986744
B-but muh YouTube shilling.

>>128984671

>Labour relies on youth vote
>Expects babbies to go out in the rain

Thank you based weather, tory landslide imminent

Also is this thread Willy approved?

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i'm not voting it's raining

>>128986767

i probably know you

>>128986714
The alternative is meme coalitions.

It was good when it was keeping the SNP under-represented, now it's annoying.

>>128986713
She's not going to nibble on your cock for supporting her m8

>>128986661
>Sacrificing their own well being for the country,
Its called patriotism, You`re probably too young to know about that Kraut

Why do people say spoilt votes count? They literally don't affect shit. It's not as if the MP needs to get a majority in the individual constituency, he just needs the most votes.

>>128986774
You want to know how I know you love cock so much?

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>>128984498
Better than giving it to Jew Kikbyn

>>128985443
>>Migration out of control.
Don't kid yourself Corbyn's party is labour and labour loves the muzzies and hates brexit.

>>128986744
i would be amazed if youth turnout was even half that

Remember to Vote Corbyn so oppressed upper-middle class brats don't have to feel bad when they fail ebil oppressive admission tests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mzBahuMRM

https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/872564283317604352

>People who vote tory are 'wrong people'

What did he mean by this

>>128986777
checked. kek wills it!

>>128986494
Well there's the Corbyn effect, also like everyone in Barrow voted Leave so that could be enough to tip it. Live in the south now but was born in Barrow btw. My non-Vickers family's still voting Labour fwiw.

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>>128986733

>>128986807
Don't rape me

>>128986832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

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DIGITS AND DIMBLEBY DIES

TONIGHT
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>>128986846
>84 thumbs up to 2,149 thumbs down

it's over, Corbyn is finished

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>>128986860
goodbye

>>128984563
Was busy when I was there, clearly you're just in a poor area full of lazy fuckers who can't be bothered to get out of bed

Were mostly 30s or older in work wear too, my guess is they all voted for may

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I said this yesterday but i'll repeat it again because the shills deserve to be thoroughly demoralised. In order for Labour to win we would need to see them with about a 14 point lead in the polls at this time. That would give them a small majority. Even the most generous poll for Labour have assumed a 90% youth turnout and has a small sample size. The feeling within Labour HQ at the moment is to launch a leadership coup as soon as possible.

>>128986847
>I cannot be friends with someone who supports a party who's policies have ultimately led to the death of numerous people
agreed, I just can't bring myself to vote Labour after their immigration policies under Blair

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>>128986846
Oy vey! A Marxist Goy

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>live in Scotland
>get to watch the Conservatives get into power and kick all the immigrants out without losing my studentbux

>>128986879
that's not how to get digits you baka

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>>128986825

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>>128986829
Exactly, if you don't support any candidate just don't vote.

>>128986802
Aren't britbongs always complaining about it raining? I always thought Britain was in a constant state of rain and cloudy weather.

>>128986959
dumb frogposter

>abolish tuition fees so i pay for others' """"education"""", and not my own

hmm.

>>128984391

So who won? Mildly interested Ausfag here.

>>128986853

that's why Woodcock tried to go as anti-Corbyn as possible, but it's probably not gonna work

and yeah, i was at the count for the referendum and we knew within like 5 minutes that it was a big swing for Leave

>>128986863

no

>>128986982
it's basically the national pastime

>>128986838
May is worse. She tries to hide it behind bullshit rhetoric to appeal to ukip voters and it's working.
She was home secretary and she changed nothing.
Labour might suck at that, but they will do far more good for the country than May.
Corbyn has voted anti-eu through his whole career and he will lead free of blairites if he wins.
Keep sucking dick though by all means.

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>>128986945
it is written they will lose

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>Choice between an insane communist who wants to destroy the armed forces and someone that wants to censor the internet. fuck with public services even more and bring in more muslims

wow what an exciting election I sure am motivated to vote

>>128986945
I fucking hate how Labour target the "youth", I`m one of the few people my age who isnt a Corbcuck. The fucking smugness the shit all over everything I cant wait for May to fuck them all

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Little did brit/pol/ know that corbyn was actually the vessel for all the evils of the world. So as soon as he wins london will be replaced by a portal to hell- a minor improvement

>>128986996
Corbyn
>t. Someone on their way to the gulag

>>128986846
My eyeballs almost came out when I saw the "Adorno" book, you guys are fucked if they`re still pushing Frankfurt School at college.

>>128987039
You need at least quads to influence a big election.

>>128986982

it is currently pouring it down and cloudly as fuck out my window, i am still soaked having got back even though the polling station was 5 mins away, it's a fuckin disgrace senpai

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>>128986937
How many are you?

>>128986994

>"Free" education
>"Free" school meals
>"Free" healthcare

>>128987070

Ugh, not that commie!

FUCK.

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Almost a year since Independence Day lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhBV6c_lERw

>>128986996
Polls have only been open for two hours. Conservatives are probably going to win but we'll know at 10pm.

>>128987003
How old are ye

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>>128984642

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>>128987107

>>128987120

feels good when someone saves yr OC

>>128987141

mid 20s

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>>128984391
>shilling for the tories
What has happened to you people

>>128987039
dumb frogposter

>>128984880
Mummy I am going to vote for you now! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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a vote for corbyn is a vote for labour:
open door immigration
the end of brexit
cultural relativism

>>128987052
dumb frogposter

>>128987202
>facebook image
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Rome.

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>>128987153
Into the bin you go

>>128986982
Britain has slightly higher rainfall than most first-world countries, but I think complaining about it is a cliche too

>>128987276
>>128987276
>>128987276

>>128987052
laughed at this

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>be may
>occasionally say something vaguely nationalist
>trick internet nazis into relinquishing the last form of un(((controlled))) media
>fail to deliver on anything but it doesn't matter because you're not Labour

>>128987137

>Conservatives are probably going to win

Yeah, that's what I think too (and hope for).

>but we'll know at 10pm.

Thanks for the heads up.

>>128987137
>we'll know at 10pm
Counting votes takes ages.

>>128986959
bantz

>>128987302
>what is an exit poll

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>>128987352
friendly advice

>>128986677
I hope you get a heart attack you commie shill