You can't make this shit up, /pol/

>>128982747
>this shatters the fragile manchild ego

lmao

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>>128982747
What a cucked city holy shit.

That's why it will always play second fiddle to Barcelona.

>meanwhile economy in the shitter and sky high levels of unemployment

Good to see they have their priorities straight

>>128982747
Good. because its rude and discourteous.
Why should you take up more space than you need?

>>128983050
>more space than you need
I need ball space you dumb fucking roastie numale faggot cunt

>>128982909
he slorpin

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>>128982909
>>128983306
post sneks

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i have a snek

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>>128983514
>>128983610

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>>128983761
heres another one friends

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>>128983842

>>128982747
It's not "manspreading" it's "being a fucking nigger on public transport".

I fucking hate those cunts who want to open up their legs like some fucking manslut and take up all the perfectly free space on a crammed ass fucking train or bus.

this thread has been officially snekposted

>>128983761
Jeremy?

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>>128982747
b-b-but im transgendered!
>REEE

>>128984173
what the...

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>>128982747
>you can be fined if you don't sit down in the way mandated by the state

>>128984382
i think they're having a hiss-tory lesson

How do you make sure that your pet snek doesnt bite or kill you?

>>128984028
nathan scott phillips!

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straya confirmed for best sneks

WTF?
I though meds aren't cucked.

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>>128984482

>>128984463
>has seemingly forgotten about female modesty laws

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>>128984550
you can never be sure.

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Noodles are best pet

>>128984663
Thats pretty dangerous

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I like this thread.

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>>128982747

>>128984173
That rich cobra with the laptop needs to check his privilege

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>>128984482
lel

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>>128984837

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT SNEK'S GENDER?

>>128983050
Why can't you just ask the person to move his leg?

Banning the way people sit is insane.

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crocodile a shit

/pol/weenies and drumoftards will think this is 'le commies' when in reality its liberals - whomst communists actually despite as much as you nazis
/r/shitliberalssay

>>128982909
Barcelona is twice as cucked my mans.

Go to Bilbao for the real best city of the south of Europe.

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>>128984550
Don't get a venomous snake, ball pythons and corn snakes which are the main ones people have as pets are constricters, they dont use venom to kill something.

They are very docile hence the ball pythons name, referring its first line of defence which isn't biting but actually just curling into a ball.

They treat you like a portable heat rock so as long as you dont hurt them they won't hurt you back, its mutual trust and if one does coil around you, unwrap from the end of the tail, weakest part.

>>128983050
You don't need to take up any space at all, faggot.

Neck yourself.

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more sneksssss

>>128985243

Awwwww snek

>>128984661
Those are still a thing ?

>>128982866
fpbp
nice digits btw

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>>128984797
spooky noodle

>>128985151
Cute snek

I'll keep doing it anyways lol

>>128985151
I want a super fire/red eyed lucistic so bad. They are like 700 USD here in the states though.

Sexy fucking snake none the less.

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Why do the two shitposting capitals of the world always raid my threads

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>>128985552
my municipality doesn't even allow reptiles, have them all categorized as "exotic pet" making it illegal. Feelz bad

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>>128985665
>thinking snekposting is ruining your thread

no anon you are the problem

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>>128985665
<3

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>>128985665
u no like sneks?

Good no one wants to see your dicks you disgusting rude fucks.

t. femanon

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>>128985807
its caught a mouse

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>>128985499
Tarantulas r prettier

>>128984048
not everyone is a castrated whiney bitch like you. read your post again. pathetic.

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>>128985887

tee hee.

>>128985042
boo hoo, you're being lumped into that category because you're no different. you're actually worse. deal with it mate.

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>>128985931
the reptile shelter I volunteer at has one, they're alright

>>128986111
that snake has a lot of dead pixels

Where are the suicide gifs when you need'em.

You have to live in a big city to understand

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This is the mayor of Madrid.

>>128982909
Stop posting this fucking gif. It's unsettling. I want all snakes to fucking die

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>>128986964

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>>128984583
>listed in order
>sees spotted brown snake

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>>128988627

more sneks dammit

Snakes are gay.

>>128982747
It's about time this ban was implemented. Men have got to cut it out.

>>128982747
>implying men show panties

>>128984923
People have probably tried that for years and found that it did not work. Hence the need to legislate

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>>128982747
Communist shithole pushes communist agenda instead of hanging communists in skirts on the lamposts.
You did this to yourself.

>>128990478
No, bullshit,
It's a non issue. Except for like 1% of the female population that see everything males do his hurrassment. It's just propaganda for them

>>128982747
>You can't make this shit up, /pol/
B-but somebody just did anon. It's even in your image post.

>>128990340
for you, perhaps

>>128985931
that's some dank weed you got there mate, what strain is it?

>>128986698

what does this have to do with sneks?

>>128991144

white widow

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>>128982909
>Barcelona
>Less cucked than Madrid

cmon now...

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>>128982747

>>128982866
>if only everybody was emasculated as me...

>>128984048
It's about signaling "This is my train and I sit comfortably what will you do about it little bitch?"

>>128994685
this pisses me off

>>128984048
>literally no one around
>"y-you can't sit like that in such c-crammed train/bus!"

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>>128982747
They're literally copying the USA.

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>>128986964
you cant be serious, i dont like snakes either but this is KAWAIII DESUUUU

>>128984048
>1 post by this id
fuck you and your proxy sholomo

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>>128982747
It's your fault, our leftards politicians copied that shit from you.

>>128982747
I've seen the comments section in the online news articles and it's so retarded I almost barfed.

The fact that they call it "manspreading" is a clear signal that this is imported american propaganda. On the list of obnoxious attitudes to get rid of this is probably near the bottom. I'd say playing music on your phone really loud, occupying another sit with your bags, smelling like sewer water or yelling and screaming are way worse than a guy that probably will close his legs if he sees you wanting to sit next to.

>>128982747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbni7vjhdS4

From arab-controlled, to actual Spain, to commie cunts, to good guy Franco, to liberalization. hmmmm

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>>128982747
Soon you'll will wear chastity cages and be forced to walk in drag to stop you from spreading toxic masculinity.

>>128982747
>mfw the only people who are rude enough to egregiously take up too much space when it was needed by others are niggers and fat women
Who cares, like all social ills this will disadvantage the most selfish and careless members of our society the most. In fact, actually putting a face on man spreading (a fat negress eating chicken wings and throwing the bones on the ground) would redpill people

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>>129000124
Forgot mfw