Brit/pol/ - Vote May Get Blair Edition

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>he votes

>>128980318
I love these.

First for vote tory

Now you have Teresa looking like Macron's wife, OP.

>>128980351
Gonna vote Tory after I finish volunteer work.

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>>128980350
You got here on time, we were just talking about you.

If Labour win and Brexit fails, we will never be able to live it down on /pol/ lads.

At that point /pol/'s opinion will matter far more to me than the fate of Britain.

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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E

So who's going to win? No meming and cite sources.

>>128980350
Brightening my morning commute

When's the BBC stream nigels?

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Who /voted/ here?

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Just voted for the many, not the few

>>128980353
Stop posting shit shite you filthy cunt.

>>128980496

Labour won't win though.

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>>128980244
Thoughts on this

#neonazisforlabor

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

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>>128980590
>Preet Gill

QUINTESSENTIALLY

>>128980590
Nobody cares you live in Birmingham

>>128980523
>cite sources
It's fucking poll speculation lad there are literally no sources to cite

>>128980480

>>128980590
>Birmingham
Are you called Ahmed?

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Red pill me on Tesco?

>>128980590

>voting labour in a (somewhat) marginal

WHY

>>128980697
Edgbaston is a marginal

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>>128980244
Fuck off I'm voting mummy.

>>128980556
urgh, she looks like a trogg. also voted labour.... just joking, voting for Tory.

>>128980719
Impossible, it's shit.

>>128980523
Tories. Ignoring survation the polling average is +8% for the tories. Labour sources are expecting to lose big in the suburbs

>>128980719
Worst quality groceries at highest possible price with poor ambience 10/10 would avoid

>>128980590
>voting Labour in a seat that could turn blue
Sickening lad. You should be ashamed

>>128980351
Tory +1

>>128980590
>Colin Francis trying to steal the green vote

>>128980318
>>128980332
which way will you british faggots cuck yourself?

FREE MEN will vote UKIP.

I look foward to the numbers post-election... UKIP vote share will be the litmus test for English manhood.

>>128980719

Better than Sainsburys, worse than Waitrose.

>>128980734
>>128980812
But I love are jezza

>>128980959
>I love a senile communist

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>>128980590

>>128980959

fuck off.

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>>128981001
Dont be mad

>>128980994
>yougov predictions
Fucking lol

>>128980719
It's great best place to buy food, I local has krispy kreme donuts

>>128980590
neck yourself

>>128980719
nasty, go Morrisons instead, quality is better.

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>>128980959
>Loving a politician

Umm, no sweetie... no non-blackpills allowed.

No UKIP on the ballot so had to vote Conservative.

>>128980994
SurveyNation had Conservatives at 41.4 and Labour at 40.3 yesterday. It's anyone's game right now

>>128980590

>RODGERS, Dick.

Mein sides.

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>>128981043

The guys a fucking idiot.

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Have they brought the morals back yet?

>>128981152
>SurveyNation
Who?

>>128981152
Surveynation isn't a recognised pollster

>>128980719
Owned by Jews. Says it all.

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>tfw not a bingbong

>>128981169
A couple weeks ago I planned to vote for him because of his name, but really been impressed with Corbyn lately so want to give him a chance... That and I cant stand the Tory cunts

>>128981365
Oh, it's the Dick Rodgers mong

>>128981311
SurvNation, my bad

>>128981254
VOTINGKEKS BTFO

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Who /Just Voted Labour/ here?

Hmmmmm, really makes you think, what could it all mean?:

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
https://www.rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

>>128981254
>shalln't

Peter tries way too hard sometimes.

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>>128981344
>tfw

>>128981311

Mixed up between Survation and Surveymonkey I guess?

>Labour voters
>lose later
>didn't vote
>complain on twitter

Sad that UKip collapsed, they could have actually won in Blackpool South

>>128981416
Still, literally who? Never heard of them

>>128980244
Is all the criticism of May not completely meaningless at this point? Why would you elect a terrorist sympathizing communist? Anything is better than a communist.

>>128981335
SurvNation was the only poll that correctly predicted the 2015 election

Just got back from the polling station lads. Shit was intense. Had some Labour hippies staring me out proper, trying on the old intimidation tactics, a few Tory nonces walking around in their mustard cords swinging their dicks around and banging on about May being a bloody difficult woman while a couple of Lib Dems were cowing in the corner watching their wives get blacked mumbling something about progression and equality. But I stood firm, I did NOT let my guard down.

AND I VOTED UKIP FOR THE BOYS. LET'S FUCKING HAVE IT YOU SLAGS.

>>128981498
they didn't publish that poll because they didn't believe it

>>128981436
It's not real m8.

>>128981498
What the fuck are you on about? Not a member of the British Polling Council

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Who here /marginalseat/?

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LADS

CONS STILL GONNA REK ON NEAR 50%

MOST LIKELY ABOUT 51-51

F

THEY GONNA DESTROY THE COUNTRY

BUT THE PARTY HAS BEEN BASED SINCE BREXIT

YOU CANT STOP IT

>>128981421
Vote snp like a good lad

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>>128980244
REMINDER get out and vote
Vote conservative even if it's a safe conservative seat, and then in council elections vote ukip. Alternatively if it's a safe labour seat still vote conservative so we have both a parliamentary and democratic mandate so we don't have a Hilary type event

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>>128981621

BASED ME

What could it all mean? Can you decipher it? Real all the articles?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
https://www.rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

>>128981479
who knows most pollsters? looks like they pair up with Mail on Sunday/Good Morning Britain. their results are here:

http://survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Survation-GE2017-Final-Poll-2d7l9l8.pdf

>>128981498
Oh wait, you mean, Survation?
Their poll is a massive outlier from the rest (all tories +6 to +13) and they were the most wrong in 2015 by far. ComRes were best then and show tories +10

>>128981621
>MOST LIKELY ABOUT 51-51
>BUT THE PARTY HAS BEEN BASED SINCE BREXIT
Why do we allow Americans to exist?

>>128981700
see >>128981710

Tory Landslide = if youth turnout is less the 65%

Yes, yes well done Torys , well done....

HOWEVER...

Hung Parliament = if youth turnout greater than> 65% (would be historic)

>>128981621
>BUT THE PARTY HAS BEEN BASED SINCE BREXIT

Wrong

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BASED CHER

>TFW NO PIKEY GF

>>128981621
>>128981679
>yankposting already begun
Fuck sake

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hello lads god save the queen and all that

when will we find out May has lost, Corbyn has won, and Brexit was but a dream?

who /voted/ here?

Lads, I'm just so excited.
I can't wait until tonight for the twitter/reddit/neofag salt.

>>128981595
SurvNation IS a member of the BPC. Says so on the first page here:

http://survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Survation-GE2017-Final-Poll-2d7l9l8.pdf

Conservatives at 41.2, Labour at 40.3

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>>128981776

RESPECT YOUR OLDFAGS PEASANT

>>128981805
When Trump builds the wall

>>128981815
DID YOU VOTE UKIP TOO?

Just voted ukip

Carlisle

The place was empty

>>128981805
Exit poll in 14 hours and 20 minutes when polls close

>>128981822
They're called SURVATION not SurvNation you fucking yank mongoloid. And their poll is a huge outlier to the other 8 or so companies which are all tories +6 to +13.

EXIT POLLS WHEN??????

>>128981805
Around the same time we find out that Farron has taken the throne and is rounding up all morally bankrupt heathens.

>>128981725
you overthink elections and cuck yourselves with compromises rather than voting UKIP because British pride is fucking dead. You guys are toast. You have no convictions. You're too afraid to lose.

Everything I've said is the truth.

>>128981908
see >>128981905
10pm

>>128981888
GOOD LAD. NUTTALL IS GONNA FUCKIN DO IT M8. HE'S OUR NEXT PM.

>>128980496
But you're not white?
>>128980523
Tories because he's campaigned in labour strongholds
>>128980903
No conservatives are because they have legitimate ideology unlike UKIP, who any semblance of policy went to the Conservative party just like their MPs

>>128981905
well i believe SurvMonkeyNation

GO TORIES!

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TRIPS GET

Vote for Corbyn. I urge all Irish people living in the UK to do the same. I will be flying over later today to cast my vote for Corbyn.

>>128981946
>British pride
I meant English pride but fuck it, that's dead too.

>>128981946
I'm glad to see that the American ego is just a stereotype.

>>128980318
For fucks sake I guess I need to tell those 30+ girls I fucked that I'm a virgin now

>>128981921
Surprised he's not more popular considering he's vehemently anti-gay.

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>BBC used to allow stuff like this to air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXAgTfyVacI

>>128981888
Its seven in the morning lad.

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>>128982004

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

WOUTH SALES WHERE?

>>128981982
Surveymonkey is a shit tier non-BPC pollster.
Survation is BPC but has been dogshit this whole time, massive outlier from everyone else and using 82% youth turnout (last time it ws 43%)

>>128981877
yeah there weren't many choices

>>128982010
>that's absolutely how it works

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>>128982025
>lying on the internet about not being a virgin
What did he mean by this?

>>128982016
I fucking own you, scum.

vote like a dog. for my amusement.

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Just got back from voting. Today is our day, comrades!

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>>128982010
Corbyn is the second coming of Cromwell.

>>128982079
GOOD LAD.

WAIT A SEC, What do you think this all means?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
https://www.rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

>>128982051
I'm not some slovenly retard mate

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>>128981921

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>>128981746
>Youth turnout
>High

Is it just Irish people who can vote? or can other foreigners vote too?

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>>128982140

>NOT PIKEY

>>128982121
I'll be having a lovely poo as other vote, I have no desire to participate.

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ARE YOU CONTENT TODAY TO BE DRAGGED ALONG THE COAT TAILS OF AMERICA!?

Has Louise Mensch completely lost it?

Her twitter is crazier than Alex Jones

>>128982182
all can vote laddy :D

>>128982193
>Not producing memes
You're lower than a dog.

>>128982130
See >>128980590

Soon we seize the means of production

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>3 posts
>still no replies

>>128982163
Not everyone in Carlisle is an upstanding citizen like yourself anon :)

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>>128982219

WHY CANT I VOTE THEN FAGGOT?

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>>128982218

>>128981435
>>128981695
>>128982150
Get fucked.

>>128982228
Are you younger than 18?

>QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
>CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
>QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
>CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
>QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
>CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
>QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
>CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
>QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
>CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
>QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
>CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3
QRIOUSLY POLL GIVES LABOUR THE LEAD!
CONSERVATIVES 38.5, LABOUR AT 41.3

So the shills are now here I see. I'm out lads, see you at 10

>>128982257

THIS

>>128982102
not lying but i do sit like that if ever on public transport

it's the normie filter laddy. i dont want plebeians breathing my air or smelling my scent

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>>128982286
cuck

(i didnt vote either)

please vote labour

>>128982293
Qriously aren't a member of the BPC and it polls using a fucking smartphone app, so will miss anyone over 50. Utterly nonsense, no one had heard of them before yesterday.

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>>128982293

>>128981853

Christ, how old is that original tripfag image, 2014?

>>128982336
Are you younger than 18?

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>>128982293

>>128981108
Fucking Morrisons one of my mate works in one he found a huge dead rat, behind one of the fridges could of been there for weeks.

Saying that, story lads that I just remembered about a tesco.
>Worked in tesco
>2 years working there
>Smoking hot line female manager
>I mean seriously solid 9/10
>My me and my mate we messing around
>Turns out our line manager was a bitch
>Got her smashed at Xmas party
>Took loads of embarrassing photos of her
>Other staff got wiff of sed photos
>She heard
>Made our lives living hell
>My mate said 'ive had enough of this.jpeg'
>Decides to shit in one of those large bread mixing machines in the kitchen
>Staff make bread on morning shift without realising
>Fuck knows how they didn't notice
>Mate has already given notice in
>The whole of tescos smells like shit for days
>Managment never really find out who did it

>>128982140
a patriot who will overthrow the elite , who have been neglecting their duties towards the people?
sign me up

>>128982207

You're not getting another Mosley...

>>128982381
see >>128982369
It's a fucking twitter poll tier poll

corbyn victory makes UK Venezuela 2.0

>>128982401
I'm 30 and about a billion times smarter than you cause im NOT in yurup

Anyone else vote CPI?

oh im sorry did corbyn already lose?

>>128982450
Tories will win

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>>128982389

Yeah that sounds about right,

Right before the EU elections

TFW don't know who to vote for. Tories are scum who hate the poor and disabled but have a good stance on terorrism, but have cut police.

Labour want to help the less fortunate but it applies to literally the entire worlds population.

>>128982450
I unironically want this

>>128982476
He lost months ago, yeah.

>>128982462
I'm not in Europe either.

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>other Americans have to come in and shit up the place

>>128982524
You're a cuck if you even need to ask.

who cares what you do. youre a potato robot

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There was only:
>labour
>Tory
>ukip
>lib dem

Fucking depressing really

>>128982414
Just realize your not getting another Teddy.

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Morning lads!
It's election day! Any plans for today (Other than voting, obviously)

>>128982476
Labour canvassers say they're fucked, backbenchers already planning a coup for 10:01pm

>>128981746
survation poll has 90% youth turnout and tories still 1% ahead

in my uni a few girls didn't even know who the PM was

must be joking if you think these guys knew about registration

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>>128982536

based

>>128982568

respect your oldfags

>>128982568
Fuck you. What is England doing? Debating which cock is going to fuck them? Fuck them and fuck you and fuck the cocks you suck.

UKIP, NIGGERS

>>128982524

>keep money in country and keep all foreigners out
>give all money away to africa and middle-east (and poles)

Gee, I wonder which one helps the poor of your country more.

>Chunkymark blatantly lying about never having voted before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdvMhyUzpg

What the fuck? Why do the left so commonly go full fucking retard?

Also have no idea how this guy isn't a bigger meme here.

>>128980244
Theresa May weaken'd the police. Can we say Theresa may support terroism by this actions? If I will make a cardboard saying 'Theresa May supports terrorism' and will go to protest, will i be arrested?

>>128982615
Exactly.

Young people are fucking dullard disorganized mongoloids

Why does polling day always bring out all the retards on here

>>128982620
how long have you been here?

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>Some of you idiots actually fell for the shills

>>128982698
all summer

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>>128980244

>>128980244
I think May might actually be the worst candidate for either of the major parties to run for election in the last 25 years. She is staggeringly incompetent, and the only positive argument anyone attempts to make for her is that she's playing """""5D chess""""" with Brexit negotiations. For the love of God, don't put this imbecile in the driving seat of this country.

I don't wanna vote Tory or Labour. Where can I vote Whig?

>>128982698
see
>>128982389

Ive been here since before flags.. they thought i was one of them

>>128982519
I miss those days. UKIP actually winning things was the best feeling in the world.

>>128982796
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whig_Party_(British_political_party)

>Leader Waleed Ghani

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>>128982795

Uh...

>>128982814

Actually yeah...

now its like... eh coo, but....

its not winning, its just surviving i guess...

>>128982684
fuck you old man
people on the streets don't want to get allah ackbar'd

>>128982690
Peak traffic means peak shitposting.

>>128982795
And yet Jeremy Corbyn is a candidate. Go away shill.

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>>128982917
ur gosh darn right famalm

Voted for mummy lads, hope you did too.

>>128982795
May is not a likable or charismatic person. Avoiding debates is actually the smartest thing she's done, since Corbyn got in based more on his charm than anything else, there's no way she could have made it be entirely about policies.

The other contenders for Tory leadership were even worse though. People who are outspoken against feminism or gay rights are political suicide.

>3am in NYC and fucking muslim prayer music is blaring outside

I fucking hate multiculturalism.

>>128983049
thats actually disgusting desu

>>128983017
she is a social sperg. truely /aregal/

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>tfw have a pinched nerve in my back but fought my way to my polling station

Time to enjoy a cup of tea and the impending shitstorm.

Well done Tory's. I hope you are happy.

You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.

I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.

I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.

I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.

One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.

>>128982795
Cameron was worse
>Get a ten point lead over a government presiding over the worst economic crash in decades
>Fuck up and get a hung parliameny

muh big society

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>>128982743

What does it mean?

Can someone help?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
https://www.rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

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I'm ready

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>>128980244
the ballot didn't fit in the box at first try and the polling ladies looked at me funny. If Labour win i'm going to kill myself desu

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>literally can't lose money
>will either break even, or win money

SHOULD I FUCKING DO IT BOYS?

>>128982031
>pls come back

>>128983130
won't happen to me mate, I've got mine.

Poor people can all go die. Anyone homeless is a drug dealer at this point, our safety net is huge.

Disabled/retards can all die off, survival of the fittest.

>>128983130
>I hope you have a friend like Corbyn

I don't. Terrorist supporting nonce.

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>>128982917

more like peak based

>>128981946
>rather than voting UKIP because British pride is fucking dead.
Or the more likely alternative that most UKIP candidates are thick as shit and don't even live in the area they're standing.

Mine can't explain how local government taxation works, yet he's still willing to go out and say shit like "We'll bring back weekly green bin collections" - with zero cost analysis and zero idea why the current council, as shit as they may be, decided to move it fortnightly.

It's nice to look from the outside and see an election as nothing more than deciding who the ruling party will be - but for people who actually live here, it's a pretty fucking major point for them that someone capable is steering the local council.

>>128983130
no the torys may make us temporarily poorer, our kids will be better off.

>>128982862
>moderate policies
>was a "nerd" but at least gave the impression of being knowledgeable
Nah, he was leagues ahead of May.

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You know what to do.

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>>128982102
Reminder that Preuße is a girl.

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>>128983130
Keep dreaming comrade.

>>128983200
If there aren't any extra fees, do it.

I thought most betting sites tried to detect and remove any win-win combinations though?

>>128983209
Corbyn wants to stop arms sales to Saudi
May has been their primary gun runner for years

>>128983130
>momentum shills are no longer employed due to purdah
>immediately drop all pretense and admit they're fucked
P O T T E R Y

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Who else /votedinpen/ here?

>>128983017
She's a total bitch, constantly spouting inane slogans, and speaking condescendingly to the public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5oFBpWPEOk

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POST RARE CHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ado4jNwHszE

>>128981854


So very soon.

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>>128983303
I CAN PRESS CONFIRM

SHOULD

I

FUCKING

PRESS IT?

>inb4 they get 240 seats

Mind clear. Buttocks smooth. UKIP voted.

>>128983367

WELL THE PUBLIC IS SHIT.

THEY LIKE DYING LMAO

SHE LIKES REAL NIGGAS, THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

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Predicting a 78 seat Tory majority.

Screencap this post.

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GAS THE (((BANKS))) CLASS WAR NOW

isn't voting ukip pretty much a waste at this point?

>>128983410
Shut up you fucking attention seeking trip fag

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Word from the counting stations is predicting a narrow Labour majority of about 12.

>>128982536
Same here.
I'll be far better off under Labour.

>>128983541
dumb frogposter

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>>128983486

>>128983497

da bankahs and da bonuses

>>128983492
it sends a message

>>128983580
GOOD LUCK HEROIN
i hope you kill that faggot

>>128983558
100% chance you don't know what you're talking about.

>>128983113
Hope it gets better pal

>>128982450
t. Sargon

>>128982795
Pretty much, if it wasn't for this whole internet shit I'd be voting tories 100%

>>128983170
Knuckle dragging cunts.

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>>128983580

GOOD LUCK HEROIN

>>128983303
But it's not a win win. If labour get 240 both bets lose

>>128983492
No

The voting breakdown affects the decision making of the government.

In terms of popular/unpopular policies

>all these yanks
every one of their posts is physically painful, how can we ban them

>>128983273
Hypocritical cunt.

Who else is doing an all nighter tonight? I purposely fucked up my sleeping schedule so I should wake up around 9:30pm tonight

>>128983688
Recolonise

>>128983691
Cunt.

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>>128983652

>>128983688
only with a hard brexit. vote ukip

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>>128983691
Shills aren't even trying anymore

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>>128983742

UH HUH

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I also hope Labour wins also so we can accelerate drama between us and the UK and Europe.

Just got back from voting, as I was putting my cross (I elongated one arm of the cross so it was more Christian) a black latino trans nigger SJW with red blue green grey white black orange yellow magenta ultramarine cyan Himlindigo blue hair and beard snatched it out of my hand and shouted "We got a Tory here! I need some muscle".

Whilst complaining about how un-English this was I was manhandled out by a group of about three fifty filthy labour peons, half of whom looked so emaciated they must have been the victims of a famine, and the other half were so bulbous I can only assume they caused said famine.

I complained that they were impeding my right - as an Englishman - to vote, that this was unconstitutional, that this went against the magna carta.

They called me a racist and a bigot. I think there are more of them at the other polling stations.

Hope I at least get a state mandated girlfriend from Corbyn, as long as it's not Diane Abbot.

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>seeing all the lib dem signs on my way to vote

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>>128983739

>>128983799
got any pics of Palin when she was younger?

Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Does any one believe it yet? Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Keep going, it might work, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable, Strong and stable,

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>>128983799

>>128983813
where do you live?

>>128980590
Thank you brother.

>>128983768
>labour safe seat that could only potentially be replaced with conservatives
>v-vote ukip

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>tfw less than 12 hours before the shills leave

Can't wait to get comfy and talk about Mogg, Tunnocks, YKTD's missus, and Andrew Neil again with you lads.

>>128983587
Ugh. Waste.

>>128983492
Yes. It's the equivalent of voting for the Libertarian or Green Party in the US.

>>128983685
You'll be lucky to get 3 seats for Ukip.

What's the weather like in London today?

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>>128983799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlywWZeOG44

>>128983803
stormfag memes aren't really that funny

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>>128983848

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here we... here we... here we fucking go!

>>128980590
I'm with you.

>>128983803

Is that you, Mister Rees-Mogg?

>>128983972
Top lad.

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>>128980719

Named after the wife of the owner

TESsa COen

>>128983938
That's not the point.

voting numbers = influence

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>>128983912

HOW DO I SUMMON BASED YKTD!??!?!

>>128980590
Why are there English names there? Fox News told me only Muslims are allowed in Bur Ming Ham

>>128983938
>Ugh. Waste.
depends where you live. first past the post is terrible

>>128983902
Bath

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>>128980590
Its illegal to take a picture of your voting ballot

>>128983972
:)

>>128983972

What constituency?

>>128983803
>Hope I at least get a state mandated girlfriend from Corbyn.
No lad some hamplanet is gonna get her state mandated Boyfriend. and then you'll be forced to give her babies. intercourse is of course her decision.

>>128983972
What's it like in Shipley?

>>128983942
I live near London and its shit here

>>128983972
>not voting WEP

fucking mycologist

>>128983972
>not voting womens equality party

>>128983972
>not voting for women's equality
ugh.

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>>128983972
Good on you, mate. I'm proud of you.

>>128983972
>not voting for the based Women's Equality party

Chauvinist

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Voted Conservative but I live in Banff and Buchan so it quite literally does not matter and I could have voted for anyone to be honest lads.

>>128983972
>tfw you don't get to a woman's equality party candidate to laugh at

Son, I am proud.

>>128983972
God bless you Anon!

>>128983942
Pretty cloudy grey British day

>>128983942
No rain.

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>>128983972

>>128980244
I'm going to bed, lads.

Please don't elect the communist, thanks.

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It's basically between Labour and Plaid Cymru as always in my area, might just stay home lads.

>>128984098
its ok here in croydon
Ultramarginal so watch croydon central

>>128982638
dumb cock sucking yank

>>128984170
Anything for you, oldest ally.

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>>128984200

>>128983912
>YKTD's missus

We'll talk about aliens, the loch ness monster and big foot as well maybe.

>>128984200
spoil the ballot