TRUDEAU ABOUT TO DECLARE WAR ON USA BLUMPFKINS BTFO

who?

>>128971548
Annexation of Canada when?

>Implying our limp dicked prime minister would ever go to war

The closest Trudeau will ever get to a war will be sucking off Trump in a press conference after the latter has bombed the fuck out of a country.

Mfw defense budget includes protecting immigrants and first gen immigrant.

>>128971548
Trump guilted that Troo-doh faggot into paying his NATO dues? ahhh, all the winning ....

>>128971548
Umm, you are buying our weapons. C-18s are not cheap, nor at the ordnance they drop.

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>Liberals
>whine about others starting wars incessantly.
>?????

>>128971771
>>128971828
We'll see drumpfies just wait until Trudeau starts sending our canadian raised isis insurgents into burgerland

>>128971548
I honestly could see Trudeau declare jihad.

>>128971548

>32.7 billion

lel

>>128971548
>$32 billion

aw isnt that cute, the leaves want to play army

>>128971548
Not even declare war, learn how to assimilate information. America is going for a more America-Centered system and Canada realized they can't depend on America's defense forever.

Their budget would become $33 Million, you realize that we have jets that cost more than that here in the US, right?

>>128971548

>Let's pull jets outta Syria
>Let's boost up the military

Someone wanna tell Trudope that the military is used for killing people. Not for him playing army men in the sandbox

>>128972041
kek

Even our budget is higher than that.

>>128971548
So when are you hats going to just join us?

Come on you whiny liberal leafs hate borders right.

>>128971974
I suppose he would be given an honorary position in the German govt immediately after?

>>128971758
kek

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>trudeau expands moose cavalry and firework-strapped paddleboats by 70%
>the integral of what he'd spend in the next decade- we'll spend this year alone
cool cool

>>128972192
How many genders are there again leaf?

>>128971548
Excellent. Maybe now I can get hired.

Thanks Trump

>>128971758
JTF2 has been in every recent conflict, Syria, Ukraine, Libya, Afghanistan etc etc

He's gone to war, we just USA now and don't need to declare war.

>>128972259
All of it will go to the Great Wall of Canada. Unfortunately there won't be enough funds left over to keep the guards armed with sharpened hockey sticks, and the walls ready with cauldrons of boiling hot maple syrup.

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>>128972373
>mfw JTF2 are untouchable gods of the spec ops community

>>128971974
Does Justin from Canada have a pilots license? I find the thought of him yelling allahu ackbar while flying towards a building rather hilarious.

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>>128972041
>>128972132
Lol nice try losers Canada will btfo you fags by 2030

>>128971548
that's not to be used against americans leaf, that's for you domestic enemies who watch the rebel

FUCK TRUDEAU AND FUCK KEK PEOPLE

>>128972041
you're military budget is already less then ours you lazy fucking faggot. go eat a cock and have another siesta

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>>128972726
So cute. We spend over $500 billion Every Godamn Year. Are you hoping to buy some of our 1980's jets with your lil piggy bank fund?

>>128972726
We spend 7 billion more than Israel does, Israel invasion when?

>>128971548
its to meet their nato obligations you maple syrup slurping fuck

>>128973855
we'll likely end up with F35s at some point although they probably won't replace the entire fleet as was originally planned

>>128975616
>at some point
Yup, 2020 is looking about right

>>128971548
It's not even for weapons. It's for resources for female, gay, and trans military personnel.

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>>128975698
YFW all that money goes to unisex bathrooms, dildos, lube and sensitivity training programs

I love how Trump mind fucked these people into paying their share and they think they're showing him up.

>>128971743
maybe after sweden is white again, idk we'll see bud

>>128972439

Meh Canadian Tire has plenty of rifles and hockey sticks to arm the border guards. Citizens will be tasked with tapping trees to extract sap for the syrup

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>>128971548
you would be disintegrated in 24 hours and dont think just because you are our door stop between the mainland and alaska that we'd think twice to turn you into fertilizer...leaf

>>128975698
Kek. Maybe Canada will get it's own Reality Winner

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>>128971548
32.7 billion canadian on defense?! I'm sooo scared now

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Its defense jobs for the new refugees.
what could possibly go wrong

>>128976095

33billion in drones armed with anthrax bombs

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>>128971548
>32billion
>can barely buy 100 f35s
lmao

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>>128972261
THERE.
ARE.
FOUR.
GENDERS.

The right will be out to vote next election, cya Trudeau you weak faggot. Canada is just like Canada except its more rural than city. Trudeau will hang for treason.

>>128971548
show them fuggin french cunts how to surrender to america properly

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>>128971548
>Canadian defense budget: $33B by 2027
>US defense budget: $593B in 2017
>leaf thinks Canada can go to war with US

WEW

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>>128972439

Canadian Halberd does 2 damage you hoser

>>128976422
>Male
>Female
>Hermaphrodite
>Attack Helicopter
Checks out I'd say

>>128971548
That ought to get us up to 2% actually. NATO members are basically doing this across the bored while saying through gritted teeth that it's because "America isn't showing global leadership."

No, the problem is that the most powerful nations on Earth aren't showing global leadership. There's absolutely no reason why Canada can't reach 2% and there's no reason why we can't take unilateral military action when it matters.

>>128976422
What are the other 3?

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>>128971548

>Sajjan said the boost would take total defense expenditures to 1.4% of GDP by 2024-25 from 1.2% now. Other estimates put Canada’s spending at closer to 1.0%.

It's just Trudeau being a good cuck, doing what his NATO master, aka Trump, tells him to do

>>128972014
That's a couple considerable amount compared to our size. Per capita, it's a greater expenditure than China.

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>>128971548
>If you kill your enemies they win
When your pm says shit like that what makes you think we give a single fuck ? You are not now, nor will you ever be a threat to America.

He had to fuckin increase it to pay all the money they owe to Nato

>>128972041
We would kick your fucking ass as it stands right now, you wet back taco munching piece of shit.

>>128977250
Fucking Canada.

>>128973855
We are a tenth your size, faggot. Get real.

When you guys win can Mexico be next?

>>128972075
Pulling out of Syria was a great idea. Being involved in that shit show is cancer.

>>128977331
>Canada declares war on Spain
>Trudeau sends thousands of unarmed troops to Spain
>All Canadian soldiers are slaughtered
>Trudeau declares victory "If you kill your enemies, they win"
>Canada is annexed by Spain in their "victory"

>>128977250

WTF? Canada has always been a mistake.

>>128977156

What does that even buy though? A single fighter plane costs about $200 million.
I think Canada would be better off just giving the 32 billion to the US in exchange for unlimited protection.

>nz is literally the only anglo country downsizing its military

Even cuckanda is increasing military spending.... Put us out of our misery.

You guys need boats. This is a good move, Canada. Have the specific what weapons/research/systems will get the largest attention?

>>128978011
*have they specified

>>128971548
>>128972132

Canada vs. Australia. Total war, who wins?

>>128977992
Why don't you just let the Aussies annex you?

>>128977992

Don't worry NZ. No one even knows where you are let alone wants to attack you.

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>>128976841
Canicucks haven't won a cup in 20 years

This is so fucking wrong, it's hilarious.

Our armies train together and share common airspace. The USA and Canada are "greatest of allies" not the fucking Israelis and Americans.

Don't believe this fucking blowhard who is spouting shill disinfo.

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>>128971548
Real talk.

What are the actual downsides to annexing Canada? They honestly could not even remotely begin to resist a military invasion. They don't have the population or the arms to put up a real fierce resistance. I mean sure there would be some heat from NATO but fuck them they are on the other side of the globe, why should they dictate how we operate?

>t. angry as fuck North Dakota anon sick and tired of maple niggers ruining shit and sending man made natural disasters across the border to make my life hell

>>128977250
thank you for this gem

>>128977992
No one gives a fuck about your island Frodo.

>>128978308

That's because ~66% of the entire NHL are made up of Canadian players. They choose American teams because they get paid higher salaries on those teams and they get to keep more of their paycheck.

Use your fucking brain, moron. Canadians are winning those cups every year.

being Lockheed Martin shareholder feels good, man.

>>128971548
No. The faggot is just going to channel more money to his masters.

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>>128971548
Bring it leaf cucks

>>128978569
>What are the actual downsides to annexing Canada

We would have to ask Britain since Canada is still technically part of the British Empire.

American Revolution Part 2, Canadian Boogaloo

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>>128971548

Inshallah we are going to take back Alaska and Minnesota, prepare for war fellow leafs

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>>128971548
Wow, they can buy some jets.


Meanwhile

>>128978822
I ran this simulation in Hearts Of Iron 4 and it ended with America nuking me

be careful bro

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>>128978822
KISAMA

>>128978861
I don't understand why we don't just kill all those little bitch countries off. The fuck am I paying all this tax money for if you don't bring me results.

>>128978569
Canada isn't a sovereign nation. It's under the queens thumb.

They don't have enough testosterone in Canada to be men. You can find more in the tip of texas.

>>128971743
We honestly don't want Canada anymore.
The only reason we would annex Canada is for the land or to open a giant Christmas theme park.

If we annexed Canada, we would march all its people into gas chambers.
Or we would evacuate all are American citizens out of Alaska, and shove all the Canadians into Alaska, and let the U.S. Alaskan citizens have now U.S. Canada. They've earned it.

>>128978969
We need to destroy Africa and South America and take the resources while we colonize the Canadian women.

>>128978861
Literally what in tarnations does China use that budget for? They have absolutely no presence nor battle-hardened generals?

>>128971548
If the leafs invade we will have their army arrested

>>128971548
>Evil USA with such a big military wasting money and waging wars everywhere!

>WTF USA not spending enough on military we have to pick up the slack!

Is this the art of the deal?

>>128979035

You want all the land between British Columbia and Alberta stretching up to Alaska, anon.

It's prime real estate and chalk full of natural resources.

>>128979117
Who will win?

Leaf Army vs. Texas National Guard

Canada is a sleeping giant. America had better watch out.

>>128971548
How modest? The plan calls for the number of sailors, soldiers and air force personnel to increase by five per cent – over 10 years. Canada’s defence spending, among the lowest in NATO, will gradually increase from 1.2 per cent of GDP to 1.4 per cent, according to the government, or from one per cent to 1.2 per cent, as measured by many international observers.

Either way, even if the Trudeau government wins a second majority government mandate, and then a third, Canada will still be nowhere close to meeting the NATO defence spending target of two per cent of GDP.

The big money in the plan is devoted to new equipment, replacing some very old kit. The Royal Canadian Air Force will get its much-delayed new fighter jets, eventually; timeline, cost and supplier to be determined. This announcement is a recommitment to a long-planned and long-troubled purchase – though the Liberals say they will buy 88 aircraft, nearly a third more than the 65 jets the previous Conservative government proposed.

TL;DR
>Canada has a tiny military that has been leeching off the US acting as a practical colony (many Canadian writers have characterized this behavior as "colonial behavior")
>Canada has TONS of old shit they have to replace
>It will take 20-30 years (or longer) for Canada to get where they need to be

>>128979192
Kek. Ok. Sure. They'll just have to sleep for 30 years to still barely be able to put up a fight. See >>128979212

>>128979105
They have a big-ass border, a lot of disorder out west, and a big red bar that doesn't like them very much.

>>128979102
Absolutely agree with the first part. As far as the second, canadian women are gross, the purple hair horned rim glasses population is off the charts. Was there in 2015

>>128979324
We can have two lines, one goes to gas chamber and the other goes to freedom.

OP will be in the gas chamber line obviously.

>>128979409
what if the gas chamber is the only real way to freedom

>>128979483
You can voluntarily pick the gas chamber line, but not the freedom line.

>>128979192
AAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

*takes a deep breath*

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>128971548
Arent Canadians in massive problems due to gigantic housing bubble...and now they funnel dosh into defense budget?

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>>128971548
>TRUDEAU ABOUT TO DECLARE WAR ON USA BLUMPFKINS BTFO
wish that nigga would desu

>>128978072
Depends where. If we can suck the ausies into a canadian winter its game over.

>>128971548
shows how much they care about people, its all the same shit dumping money into military

Trump getting these whining faggots, who always complain about the US while making sure we take care of them militarily, pay up

>>128971548
>70% increase
They say its for the governments defense policy, but to them that means the defense of their refugees.

Enjoy your increased tax and more shitskins and chinks on welfare buying your houses Leafs.

>>128978072
4chan, because we get rid of the canadian and emu shitposters

>you will live to see the day gen Z is sent to die to Kurdistan, Iran, North Korea and China

>>128980361
You think you would you win, or would you just repulse their attack?

Winning is WW2 style unconditional surrender and rape of the national animal, either moose or kangaroo.

>>128971548
Pretty simple, secure the oil fields, cut the oil off. Secure the dam sites, flood the fuck out of the states, then cut it off and cause a massive drought. Then burn the white house down, just for old times sake.

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>>128978822

Alaska actually belonged to the Russian and was sold to America.

> they regretted a few years later.

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>>128971974
they've already started

>backed by Justin Trudeau's Liberal government, Canada's Parliament passed M-103, a bill focused on condemning “Islamophobia.”

http://www.dailywire.com/news/14740/canada-passes-anti-islamophobia-bill-hank-berrien

>>128971548
Is that a real country?

I don't understand where the money for this is going to come from. The provincal government here is starting to make a big deal of our defecit spending crying how our province's economy is unsustainable. The Canadian real estate market is in far worse shape than than the US in 2008 and they still want to introduce some kind of universal basic income. What is happening here? It's like I'm having a stroke and hallucinating from inside a cartoon.

BTW whenever I think Canadian air force I think of that gif of the CF-18 taking off and its ordinance falling off barely 50 feet off the ground ... that about sums it up.

>>128972726
>>128973242
>>128977331

And what could you do? sucks our dicks very hard?

>>128979985
The libs have been massively cutting the defense budget for the past two years, and have pissed off a substantial amount of serviceman thanks to it. No doubt this is an announcement to try and get some support during the next election from a typically conservative demographic.

>>128977210
This was the only reason I clicked this thread.

>>128972726
What are you gonna do? Throw maple syrup at us?

>>128972041
>>128972726
and on this day, Spain got fucking told

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>>128980668
the answer is obvious, no kangaroo can stand up to the might of a moose

>>128980892
Canada will be a second world country in 15 years. Leave while you still can.

>>128981100
Go back to r*ddit

>>128974621
It doesn't work like that. You need to defeat Brazil first.

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Have any of you guys actually listened to turdeau speak?
He has a genuine faggot lisp.
The first time I heard it I burst out laughing. His tough guy videos of him getting ko'd sparring are top tier!! He's the kid in school who tells people his uncle works for Nintendo.
90% of the adult male population absolutely bounces this dudes head off the pavement in any form of combat, this includes Canadians.
I sincerely hope you faggots keep this guy around for decades to come, because it's hysterical watching this limp wristed homo try to big up himself nonstop!!

>>128971548
>increasing defense spending by 70%
>where the major criticism of the Conservatives was defense spending

>>128971743
Says the Swedish guy who is country is now being run by Muslims.

>>128981257
>Implying Canada gets the moose

Your a beaver nigger. stfu. A giant rat with a paddle on its ass. GL syrup cuck.

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>>128979035
Enjoy your niggers, burger. I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is.

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haha soon.

Can't wait to bayonet some fat american cuts in their stinking guts.

>>128981742
>cuts

cunts*

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>>128978072
they have no chance

>>128981606
I'm pretty sure we get to pick whatever animals we want, the moose has just as much symbolism as the beaver and goose. we also have kodiak grizzly bears but thats a little over kill

>>128971548

Defense from whom? From all those terrorists Trudeau brought in?

>>128978569

> Downside to annexing Canada

They'll get the vote someday. Imagine Canadians and how they'd vote

>>128980668
we'd use Emu guerrillas to force a collapse from inside

>>128981722

Canada is going to be 20% white by 2060 and you will be executed as a race traitor long before then.

>>128972373
>>128972512
JTF2's only death in the entire GWOT was one dude falling off a communications tower. Meanwhile every other country's tier 1 units have taken several deaths. You moose suckers haven't done shit and your military is shit.

>>128978072
Australia
>ausses attempt a land invasion of leafastian
>Canadians hold off tell winter and the whole Australian military freeze in the Canadian winter
>Canada does a invasion of Australia but ultimately die of dehydration and dingos carrying them away in the night
>meanwhile Trump is burning coal and oil at a rate never seen before which inturn melts the ice caps
>next thing you know all those frozen Australians defrost and turn Canada into Australia 2.0: the electric buggaloo

>>128975758
Canadian soldier in trenton here. I wouldnt fucking doubt it. Our military has become so fucking cucked by governmental bullshit. All the sensitivity training alone we have to take made me want to hurl. There's no escape. Anywhere. This country is doomed.

>>128976940
Yeah male is a gender. Women are objects.

>>128972726
>Brazil
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DO THEY SPEND IT ON?

>>128971548
defense spending is a jobs program
not expecting a big oil price increase?

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>>128971743
sometime around the year 2072

>>128971548

Yeah, let's make jokes about high value white people killing other high value white people when the West is recovering from decline. Especially considering they are essentially the same people both ethnically, culturally, and through language.

Real smart.

>>128981742
Guess we can fuck up York a 2nd time.