Brit/pol/ - kpop edition

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Start buying guns.

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Start buying toyota's.

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>>128971174
Nice one, I was just baking as well.

Another instance of Muslims being Muslims.
>https://archive.fo/rKJMz

>>128971354
Unregistered guns, don't let them track you.

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Voting in support of /ournutt/ later lads

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Start buying Fiestas

>>128971432
toyota's what?

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>>128971432
Unregistered ones, don't let them track you.

>>128971594
See >>128971601

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>>128971594
>choosing a fiesta over a cosworth

>tfw apaches are patrolling london
https://archive.fo/nIzxq

>>128971788
>choosing a cosworth over a capri

>>128971788
holy christ that image must have a body count in the thousands.

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>>128971845
>choosing a caprishit over a coswroth

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>>128971939
>choosing a coswroth over a cosworth

>>128972085
Fuck off you smelly cunt, I just got in not even an hour agoo

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>>128971174
fuck your samsung koreans stop takin our precious dollars

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>>128971788

I just like how the interior of the 2017 Fiesta looks.

My grandad used to work for Ford. Very high up the chain. I've got one of 500 Pewter models of an RS Cosworth. He gave me it for free. No idea how much it's worth. Probably nothing.

>>128969283
i used to go to school in tooting (20% muslim now), and still live in london, so yes. i'd rather not have burqas and faith schools but i'm not a larper who thinks one day the brits will rise up and start banning islam
>>128969466
probably because it's hard to argue in favor of preserving traditions just for the sake of it (good or bad). it either gets passed down or it doesn't.

and most of our nations were formed under the birth of capitalism. would be quite ironic to see capitalism/consumerism end them.

>>128972125
Not an argument desu senpai.

>>128972187
To be fair, nicest car is Mk1 Golf.

Really hope May bans anime tbqh.

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>>128972187
>I just like how the interior of the 2017 Fiesta looks.
??????

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Voting UKIP in an hour and 20 minutes lads.

>>128972296
She can't ban it if we give the anime waifu a burka.

>>128972412
FUNNY ISN'T IT?

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>>128972270
>nicest car is Mk1 Golf.
Wrong.

>>128972412
what's nige doing nowadays?

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>>128972270

>Buying German goods

>>128972300
For the price you're paying, it looks fantastic, also you posted an awful colour scheme.

>>128972489
he does a radio show

>>128972481
Mate, I'm torn now. Forgot about these beauties, never seen in real life though.

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>>128972300
>>128972493

>Automatic
I know
But this is a better colour scheme which I think looks really nice.

>>128971174
>dyed hair
thats a red flag, if she cant accept herself or blindly follows trends she cant decide for herself and is so insecure about herself that she seeks approval from anyone she meets, most likely ending in another mans bed
nothing constructive just passing by shitposting

>>128972701

Oh shit it's not even automatic

Assumed it would be because
>left hand drive ford

>>128972730
>nothing constructive just passing by shitposting
Took the words right out of my mouth.

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>>128972493
>Range from £13,955
For that price you could have a decent Chimaera which has a much nicer interior, exterior and completely wrecks the fiesta performance wise, unless you're young (read: poorfag) and can't afford the insurance.

>>128972814
>not buying a transit van and doing out the back so you can avoid the rent jew

>>128972814

>TVR

We were talking about hatchbacks you div

>>128972730
lots of major cuties who are super nice have dyed hair in Korea, Black or Blonde or Colour, but the ones to be really afraid of are people who dye their hair brown.

>>128972811
>>128972730
oh yeah forgot to add
shit-tier waifu

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>>128971354

HELLO CITIZEN!

THERE WILL BE NONE OF THIS "SELF DEFENSE" NONSENSE!

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>>128972670
It's imfuckingpossible to find a proper one in good condition, my mate's mate used to have a Corolla GT-S a while ago although it was in pretty bad condition but ever since I had a shot I've fell in love with and wanted to drive the trueno sprinter.

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>>128972976
>mortal
>can't handle the tvr
Checks out.

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>>128971174

Cool thread, guys

>>128973072
>diversity is our strength
>here's some tips on avoiding surrender
WEW

>>128973137
I imagine they'd be a fucker to maintain over here though, I think it's pretty rare. It's a big chinkmobile innit.

>>128971594
I'm still upset that you get the 3 door model. Ford's domestic marketing team is fucking retarded.

>>128972249
>>>128969283 →
>i used to go to school in tooting (20% muslim now), and still live in london, so yes. i'd rather not have burqas and faith schools but i'm not a larper who thinks one day the brits will rise up and start banning islam

Not who you're replying to but I don't think they will, I just hope they do.

>>128973178

Yea you're right, no man needs a v8. Too loud and scary. Anything above a 1l engine should be banned.

>>128973306
Wait you can't get a 3dr Fiesta in the US? Why the fuck not? Who the fuck buys a 5 door Fiesta

Who here /voting at exactly 7/ ?

>>128973495
Postal voted a week ago

>>128973553
>missing out on the experience of going to physically vote
Lad..

>>128973594
Uni and all that lad. Voted by post at my parent's address over this lib-lab shithole

>>128973315
>Not who you're replying to but I don't think they will, I just hope they do.
Not who you're replying to either but I think you're right. In the past week the attitude online across a lot of major platforms seems to have taken a sharp swerve toward violence and hatred toward Muslims. I know this is just online shit but sooner or later that stuff spills over.

I think in a year or two we might start seeing semi-regular occurrences of violence toward Muslims and their businesses and shit. Burning mosques, wrecked takeaways, random beatings and shit of that nature. There was already a mosque burned down in Manchester after the recent attack.

>>128973423

>Why the fuck not

Not that guy but they, Ford, probably think it won't sell in the US.

>>128973423
Burgers are scared of 2 door cars. I was very close to buying a FiST, but I decided on a nice coupe instead.

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>>128973279
>go on youtube
>search up ae86
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oag3MLrl5Gg pops up
>uploaded 7 hours ago
>owned by a fucking literal neckbeard weeb who let it get to such a shit state

>>128973681

I don't see why they wouldn't sell it though. The three door fiesta is the best selling car in the UK. It's got phenomenal handling, great price, very roomy, fantastic performance.
>>128973696

They're scared of shedding weight on smaller cars? That makes no sense.

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>cuckservative candidate for my conditiuency is the director of "open Europe"
>hate mummy's views on internet regulation
>all the other parties are either irrelivant or bat shit socialists

What do I do lads?

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1 more hour til stations open lads.

>>128972412
Why? A vote for UKIP in competitve constituencies is a vote for Jeremy Corbyn.

>>128973895
>They're scared of shedding weight
Could've just ended there.

>>128973712
>his gf is a pillow waifu
>still got better car than all of us
Everything hurts.

>>128973949
LibDem surge incoming, hold on to your milk.

>>128973936
Where you live laddy?

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P O L L I N G D A Y
It's like fucking Christmas lads

Can't wait for some comfy overnight viewing tonight

>>128971174

is that hyejeong?

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It's basically like McCain vs. Bernie Sanders. I hope Corbyn wins cause May is just a slow boil to the same ends. It's better people see it happen quickly, so there is more resolve to fix the problems with effective long term solutions.

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>>128974041
Bit of a silly assumption, lad.

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>>128974054
>They're scared of shedding weight
:D

>his gf is a pillow waifu
>still got better car than all of us
>Everything hurts.

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>>128973712

>that interior

>>128973895
They're damn scared of shedding weight. No, but in all seriousness, the target demographic for standard fiestas is not conducive to 2 door. They are one of a few fleet car models here, and their affordability attracts young families who probably have kids and dogs and shit.

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Will she lose her seat?

>>128974054
Think my constituency's name is North Tyneside.

Realistically, my vote means nothing as Labour wins regardless.

>>128974145
>It's basically like McCain vs. Bernie Sanders
It's really not lad

Sanders was a meme liberal (((demogradig socialisd))) whereas Corbyn is an unironic commie and terrorist enabler

If we're going to fall for the accelerationism meme I'd like to do it without bread lines in the immediate future

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Change the rules, lads.

>>128974252

Do teenage boys in the US not buy Hatchbacks then? Standard boy racer gear here.

>>128974170
Okay, fine, you can do that

>>128974270
>63% of the vote in 2015
Not a hope in hell lad, sadly

How many polling stations get bombed / attacked today bongs ?

Truly, 3rd world tier elections.

Bongs,

Is there a candidate in your election that is somewhat like Nigel Farage or are you guys stuck with a knock-off Thatcher and Chairman Corbyn Mao?

Not too familiar with your political scene atm.

>>128974335
>I'd like to do it without bread lines
I've long lost faith that such a route, devoid of this, is possible.

>>128974358

You have to kill the communist first.

>>128974452
You pretty much got it spot on. Paul Nuttall, the new UKIP leader, is trying to fill Nige's boots but he's failing pretty summarily and most people think he's a bit of a joke

>>128974452

The latter.

>>128974426
Besides, Alan Mak is a literal remainer, unfortunately.

Although I voted Tory in the locals due to UKIP not standing and it only being Tory, Labour, Green and Lib Dem.

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>>128974270
>The absolute state of Lily Allen

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Do you think the weather will have a big impact on the election lads.

>>128974294
Aye, that's a pretty strong labour dive. Mine's labour too, though not quite as strongly as up your end.

>>128974451
There'll be a fuckload of security out and about today. I'm anticipating a knife attack somewhere in London but there won't be widespread disruption

>>128974597
Possible, if it gets worse. All the young ones will opt out in order to stay home and dry and not ruin their £300 hair do. Then they'll complain about old people are ruining their future and need to die.

I'll be glad when this utterly pointless election is over.

>>128974577
Would legit grind her pussy into my face. Bet she tastes like feminism.

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>>128974114
Yes

>>128974877
As will we all, though I don't see why you're too bothered by it all, doesn't mean anything for you.

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Should I even bother voting? Should I spoil my ballot?

I'd vote Tory if I lived in a marginal.
>No UKIP candidate

>>128974416
My first car was a hatch. It was fucking fantastic. It manifests in a different way. Everyone here who wants a hatch wants a 240sx or a supra. They are old and therefore very uncommon to see (pricey if not on blocks). Nobody drives hot hatches in the US.

>>128975099
Spoil your ballot then mate if you don't see any use in it. Your spoiled ballot alone doesn't count for shit all but everyone who doesn't vote should spoil their ballot, so it's good to start with yourself.

>>128975137

>Nobody drives hot hatches in the US.

That's sad to hear, they're really fun to drive but also really practical to use day to day.

>>128975099
Spoil your ballot or throw it into the sea of tory votes to counteract the MUH VOTE SHARE effect from some mong in Liverpool

>>128975099
Yes, I'm in a labour stronghold that itself is in the middle of a tory stronghold

(Blackpool) I'm still voting even though it really doesn't matter here

>>128975218
I think the problem is that the British are king at putting the most in the smallest place and the Yanks are the king at putting the least in the largest space. So they love their 140ft long """coupes""" and shit where as we enjoy civilised vehicles.

>>128975315
>(Blackpool)
I'm so sorry.

>>128975218
>they're really fun to drive
I don't understand how you can enjoy anything that's not rwd after driving rwd.

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>>128975315
>blackpool

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Democracy doesn't work

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Wait. what?
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-06/labour-said-to-privately-be-preparing-for-a-u-k-election-defeat

>>128975315
Blackpool isn't a labour stronghold.
Blackpool north and clevelys is tory.
Blackpool South could easily flip with the UKIP collapse.

Vote Labour and you get an Korean girlfriend*!


.


*before surgery

>>128975499
They've been canvassing and know they're fucked

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FIND A FLAW

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Well I guess this settles it

>>128975529

NO REFUNDS!

is it weird my girlfriend sometimes puts in a dummy in her mouth when i fuck her

>>128975499
B

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Is everyone in Glasgow just a whining cunt?

>>128975499
Labour canvassers have been warning of a sub-180 seat disaster all week and tory and Leave.EU internal polling is allegedly showing a 15 point tory lead.

They appear to be set to utterly collapse outside London.

>>128975610
It's very possible they go under, labour strategists are saying there's 30 seats where they're likely fucked and they could be as low as 160 on a bad night

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Sponsored videos from the Labour Party on my kikebook lads

>>128971788
A..ar...are you watching me?

>>128975734
>expecting anything else from the scots
Their entire national identity at this point is 'whatever the English want, we want the opposite'

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Think I might abstain lads. Vote Tory, the NHS is fucked and we'll be living in 1984 before long; vote Labour, our culture and heritage is fucked and Trident gets scrapped.

No other party is worth the morning shit I'm about to have.

>>128974969
Just floods the board is all

>>128975742
>>128975772
Mm. Might not do >>128975610 after all then.

Gonna kick myself if they manage to keep above 200 though.

>>128975734
>city
>in favour of left wing views
WOW what a surprise!

>>128975857

>the NHS is fucked
lmao, that's the NHS's fault, not Tory.

Way too much bureaucracy

>>128975362
The amount of fucking camaros and challengers people have here is nuts.

>>128975418
Torque steering a hot hatch can be great fun. But I do share your sentiments.

>>128975857
>Vote Tory, the NHS is fucked
Everyfuckingtime

>>128975734
Yes.

t. in Glasgow

>>128975857
the country is doomed mate anyway, even if UKIP got into power

Can someone give me the greatest ally image, ie. feels guy holding a Portugal pepe?

>>128975838
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

>>128975899
Ahh, yes. I'll just be happy to see the back of all the party shilling.

>>128975857
God, man, you have my sympathy. The state of your politics is so fucked

>>128975987
>le regurgitated hitchens opinion
end yourself

>>128975964

Shame, I enjoyed Glasgow when I was there, granted I didn't stray much from Georges Square.

>>128972412
top lad

Any final predictions lads? I reckon voteshare wise the tories will win by 12% but the marginals will go really badly for labour outside London and we'll get a three figure tory majority.

>>128975610
there are much better bets.
>Tories to have between 1-24 seat majority 9/1

>>128975315
Everything around the actual shithole of blackpool is blue, blackpool itself is red
Preston, st Annes and Lytham are blue

>>128976224
Mate
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/cgi-bin/seatdetails.py?seat=Blackpool%20South

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Honestly, I don't think you Brits have any good choice to vote for (that has a chance of winning)


I'd vote Conservative, but I wouldn't be happy about it at all

>>128976064

Tell me what exactly would remove the millions of shitskins living here?

What are you going to do about our dead culture, litter, and our landscape that has been raped by motorways?

>>128976216
But if Labour are going to do less than 200, Tories will have a greater majority than 24 lol. Labour would have to lose over 30 seats, and they aren't going to the meme parties.

you're all cucks for actually debating which side to cuck yourself for

vote UKIP like a FREE MAN

>>128971174
"literal" goddess? really?

>>128976304
>hat are you going to do about our...etc
everything I can, and so should you. The moaning attitude is barely british

>>128975964
How many members of your extended family are or were drug addicts?

2 here.

>>128976224
Preston is a Labour strong hold, the surrounding area is blue though

>>128976342
Hey there Yank!

Not everyone can vote for UKIP, nor are normies going to anyway

>>128976303
Pretty much what most of us are doing tbqh

Nobody likes May except for sexually frustrated memelords, but UKIP are a hot mess and Corbyn needs to be kept out of office

>>128976416
>he's not blackpilled yet

i feel sorry for you

>>128976497
>Nobody likes May
Reported.

>>128976307
Are Labour really going to lose 30 seats? Maybe Im just in an echo chamber on facebook and where I live but it seems Labour will hold most of their seats

Wtf lads sky's already blocked me

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>>128976497

>Nobody likes May

>>128976657
>Maybe Im just in an echo chamber on facebook
No shit. Labour will get beaten by the elderly, who don't use it, and the shy tories.

>>128976657

I'm calling it now, hung Parliament and we get a Labour-SNP coalition and then I emigrate.

>>128976750
What you done now?

>>128976756
That kitty looks so comfy.

>>128976750

MURDOCHED

How long to election results pops?

>>128976780
>hung Parliament
lol

>>128976572
>>128976756
Why the fuck would you LIKE May and the Tories? Lesser of two evils? Ok. But what good has she ever done or her party done?

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Good song for the times.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

>>128977002
Polls haven't even opened yet (20 minutes) and they don't close for 15 hours after that

>>128977002
Australia o' clock

>>128977020
Well I was just memeing lad, but I'm still going to report everyone who doesn't like BASED mummy May.

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Don't do this unless you want to get arrested

>>128976657
Labour are getting annihilated anon. Their vote share will be higher than '15 but it's overwhelmingly stacked in metro liberal constituencies and university towns where they're already the dominant party. They have a grand total of 2 (two) target seats in the whole country.

Meanwhile their vote is down in the north and the midlands, which combined with the death of UKIP will turn a LOT - as in, two dozen at least - of seats that would not usually be vulnerable into marginals. Not all of them will flip, but if even a handful do it's a net loss to Labour.

>>128977052
>>128977080
Cheers mate so around 8-9am over here.

Figured out what I'm gonna do

>Get drunk
>vote according to how I feel when drunk

Got a full bottle of Bison Grass vodka downstairs. Lets go!

>>128977159
Wait, is that in Cambridge? I swear I reckognise the street

>>128977125
WTF m8

>>128977197
Results come through overnight here. First declaration will be about an hour after polls close, but most will be from 2-5am here

>>128977159
>labourmongs do shit like this
>will call anyone racist for saying Diane Abbott is rubbish

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>>128977289
I WARNED YOU. HAVE FUN GETTING V&'D PEDO

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>>128977020

She is not Corbyn.

:)

>>128976048
The farron memes will be missed

>>128972412

I cant, not because i dont want to, but because there is nobody standing except, CON/LAB/LIB

>>128977395
I have a feeling its cp.

>>128977395
It's okay, I could use a nice day trip. Why is it on there, how is it not being removed and how did you find it? So many questions.

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redpill me on the full english lads

>>128977197

Don't stay up to watch the results come in, its a mistake you make once and hopefully only once. It takes them a good 9-12 hours or more to count and correct all the ballots.

>>128977431
Do you want me to punch you with my right hand or my left hand? I'm ambidextrous.

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Sedgefield declares ~1am lads. Are Dehenna could be elected if it is truly shit for Labour.

>>128976419
0.

t. not Scottish

>>128977528
Fighting breakfast you don't have often.
Gonna make one in a bit ready for my uni exam this morning.

>>128977528
It is the meal of the moral coil.

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>>128977517
No other way to find out unless you do it

C'mon, it's just google. Would could possibly go wrong?

>>128977528
There isn't much to redpil you on... It's just a good way to start the day. Lots of protein and fats keep you full until lunch.

>>128977528
Brits eat hockey pucks for breakfast?

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Why haven't we used Muslims as useful idiots to get rid of the Jews and then we get rid of them?

>>128977528
Eggs are the only good part. The rest is the shit that made Elvis so fat. The golden one would say the same.

>>128977528

Huge protein and fat + a few carbs, high oil content means it will pass through you in 4-6 hours allowing for an intense work out session as you get fit for the upcoming race war.

>>128977595
>ywn snuggle with her in bed late at night and whisper sweet nothings in here ear
>"hey, pssst, babe.... ban the muslims babe"

>>128977517
Don't bother mate, I did it so you don't have to. It's naked children.

>>128977751
>What is a balanced diet?
You need your fats anon.

>>128977736
Its black pudding.

>>128977736

That is Aryan blood sausage, we call it black pudding.

>>128977666
>mortal*

>>128977736

Black pudding lad.

Pig blood and Oats fried together. Absolutely beautiful

>>128977751
The thing that made Elvis so fat was gluttony, not bacon.

>>128977816

It's high art.....

What are you uncultured or some such?

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>>128977591

PAKIS OUT, WAIFUS IN BITCH

>>128977816
No I think im familary with that term. Its children on a nudist beach right?

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Dehenna

>>128977821
As part of a balanced diet, don't eat it every morning. I probably have it every Saturday which is fine .

>>128977936
I'm exceedingly uncultured it would seem.

>>128977999
Yes, so it would seem. I only hung about long enough to discern the contents of the first image returned but it was children on a beach.

>>128977987
Which hand?

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>>128978015
That suit makes her look older than she is, I should take it off of her.

>>128977664
English breakfasts are somewhat redpilled, but not for exams. Do this instead

1 cucumber
1 apple
4 cloves garlic
1 chunk ginger
3 stalks celery
large clump of kale
blend up

All your revision will come pouring out and you'll ace the exam.

Loitering outside a primary school waiting to vote.

>>128978039
I hope you have a good Sunday roast too.

>>128978239
Here, check out this magic trick. >>128977125

>>128978039
its once a fortnight for me

What VPN you all going to use when this North Vietnamese pastry website is banned in the UK under the Digital Economy Bill for being an adult site with no age verification?

>>128978239

see

>>128978320

Put the kibosh on the deal.

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britainelects final Nowcast for the 8th June:

CON: 356 (+26)
LAB: 219 (-13)
SNP: 43 (-13)
LDEM: 9 (+1)

>>128974294
Yep. I'm in Hexham. Safe Tory for me lad.

Heading out to my exams and then down the polling station lads, what about you?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

F for Are Jezza ;_;7

>>128978478
TORY SURGE

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>>128978531

>voting at all

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>>128978531
Gonna go for a poo then spend the rest of the day wondering why I'm such a failure even though I already know the answers.

>>128978581
F

>>128978531
Heading out to my exams and then back home because voting is pointless

Lads, you know the REGISTRATION SURGE meme?
Turns out only 500k more people are registed now compared to 2015.

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>>128978243
Likewise!

>>128978478
feel like betting on SNP getting under 48 seats

reckon its safe lads?

>>128978478
Definitely overestimating the lib dems and perhaps labour there.

>>128978709
>500k
>inconsequential

>>128978680
good goy. don't shape your country's destiny. be a lazy slob and pay your tv license.

>>128978714
I'm thinking that maybe you completely misinterpreted what I said. Absolutely silly sausage.

IT BEGINS

>wake up, see a survation putting lab 1 point behind con
do the pollsters purposely want to lose their jobs later?

>>128978770
People were screeching about 2.5 million new voters though.

>Parents watching the retard gogglebox
>News preview comes on
>BRITUN GAWS TO THA PULS BUT CUN THA TOIGHTENONG GAP SWENG IT FA LABAR????

Fuck I hate the media SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

>>128978852
Every other poll is tories +6 to +13

>>128978852
They seem to believe that if they lie hard enough it'll become true.

>>128978859
Channel 4 is openly left wing.

It is the Guardian in TV form.

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good luck lads, happy voting!!!

(or happy non-voting if you stay at home today)

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>>128978478

Take a gander at these results!

Labour underperformed as usual... how predictable...

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>>128978804
>don't shape your country's destiny
So who do I vote for to change things?
>pay your tv license
>massive amounts of GO AND VOTE YOUR VOICE MATTERS content from the Beeb in the last 3 months
And this is why Americans should be banned

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>>128978859
The (((media))) and lefty tears are going to be amazing. Labour MPs are already planning another coup against Corbyn the minute the exit polls come out.

>>128978855
But 500k is more than 2.5mil.

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Who /voting after work/ here?
Who /booked tomorrow off/ here?

Fun night ahead.

15 hours until the exit poll

>>128971788
You guys better stop making these memes unless you're going to put in the effort to make and post "chad ____" variants as well

>>128977589
I'm counting till 3:30 so I'll watch them come in when I get home.

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>>128978478
>SNP: 43 (-13)

I am erect.

>>128979018
>being employed

>>128979015
wot

>>128979067
But I like my job, anon.

>>128978893
>>128978916
the polls have been a joke this year

>>128978852
Their credibility is in tatters from 2015, the EUref and Trump. They're deliberately fucking around in the vague hope of an upset so they can claim they're not worthless.

YouGov were doing it too but they've pussied out now and have herded to CON+7 (the literal average, they're not even hiding it)

>>128978478
>my constituancy is still labour
BLAIRITES FUCK OFF! REEEEEEEE!

How do exit polls work? Is there a pollster outside the polling stations?

>>128979077
Look at his name mate

>>128979018
>my birthday
>working half day
>day off tomorrow to watch the butthurt

>>128978403
We should all use Cayman Islands or Hong Kong or Jersey

>>128979183
Oh, I have 4chanX anonymising everyone.

>>128979164
Pretty sure they don't exist and are all fake, I've never seen one and if I did they'd get the 'none of your business' treatment.

>>128979129
the yougov one last night was my favourite, that model where you could have anything from a labour majority to a tory one was complete horseshit

>>128979015
Quality post.

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>>128979164

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>>128979196
Happy birthday lad.

>>128978743
No not that few imo

>>128979315
>just cuck up my polls senpai

>>128979205
how about we make a new type of shitposting king? we all colonise a VPN and claim the flag as our own.

>>128971788
>Has never felt the warm of another woman

Who the fuck wrote this?

>>128978478
>my seat going blue
I fucking hope so
I really, really fucking hope so

Madeleine Moon needs to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably with some breeze block tied to her ankles for good measure

>>128979164
>>128979289
They got to polling stations in about 100 marginals, and randomly sample people by a secret ballot. So they give people a "copy" of the ballot they just cast, so they can be exit polled secretly. This covers about 20,000 people IIRC and they estimate from that.

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What was the last survation poll last night?

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>>128979196
Happy birthday faggott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

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>>128979205
Some strong flag game there.

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>>128979320
cheers lad

>>128979532
Tories +1, lol

>>128979532
Tories +1

>>128979532
CON+1

Survation are still utterly worthless though

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>>128979583
>>128979594

>>128979429

A virgin. Takes one to know one.

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Morning lads
Be sure to get out and vote today for a Strong and Stable™ leader

>>128979541
>Not the song literally called "happy birthday" by Stevie wonder

>>128978821
I'm too tired for sarcasm mate.

>>128979482

Cheers lad.

Was gonna try and go to my local polling station and wait for a pollster to be outside so I can say I voted a different way and fuck the results somewhat. But I live in a very safe seat, so no point.

>>128979392
Canada

>>128978920
SLOW

AND

STEADY

>>128979928

STRONG

AND

STABLE

>>128979466
>>128979368
>>128979563
>>128979583
>>128979622
>>128979694
>>128979869

Why the fuck don't you mongs put full stops at the end of your sentences?

>>128980057
Why would anyone use proper punctuation on a chinese hair embroidery forum?

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>>128979046
t. virgin who only enjoys the desperate, nonsensical ramblings of other virgins who cannot cope

Just voted lads.

The amount of Labour signs I saw on the way is disgusting.
I fucking hate living in a safe Labour seat. ;_;

>>128971788
>>choosing a fiesta over a cosworth

wut

Apples and oranges

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>>128980057

>>128980244
>>128980244
>>128980244
NEW

>>128980262
Donald no!

>>128972730
Koreans beauty standards are fucked, they're really insecure about their looks because they're easily influenced by others opinions.

As idols they get that attention and praise they need to feel better about themselves but they still walk on eggshells.

Maybe if other countries sent a nationwide broadcast telling them surgery is cancer and they look better without it, they'd stop getting it.

>>128971788
Sleeping on the left side benefits your digestive system

>always put phone in charge before going asleep

>>128976443
>nor are normies going to anyway
your wife services nigger cock and you raise his child.

>>128976531
I will save Britain if you impress me with UKIP votes.

You don't have to win (You wont). If I see struggle, I will come home.

>>128974270
It's the second safest seat in London so no

>>128975929
Most of the rich home counties cities are blue

>>128978478
>Croydon Central Red gain
Reeeeeeeeee
Gavin I love you don't take him away