UK election general

>>128966932
What time is it over there.

>>128967143
Currently approaching 5am (I went to sleep really early and just woke up), polls open at 7am here and close at 10pm.

>>128967143
There's this thing called google, and right now, google tells me it's 4:45 AM

>>128967143
london is 5 hours ahead of EST? i think..

Go Tories!

>voting
seems pointless given your pathetic "choice"

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This my map template.

I plan to post live updates once polls close.

Current colors are incumbents.

Plz rate my autism.

jfc it's so weird seeing how many ridings the UK has for such a small country. i mean i know it goes by population, but still... wild.
it's nice to see basically just london and a couple of big cities are broken though.

>>128967436
It'll be hard, the first declarations are a trickle, but around 2-5am you get floods of results at once.

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable

>>128967501
650 constituencies with electorates of about 70k on average.

>>128967569
>this autismlord is bad

>>128967436
what's the purple party in N. Ireland?

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>>128967569
>>128967626
>>128967650
>>128967694
>he's actually this mad

>>128967568
I kept up with the french a few weeks ago. I guess this will test me.

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>>128966932
I get the hate on May, but what's with the Corbyn shilling I've been seeing on bong press lately?
also, pic related made me giggle

>>128967754
That NI is completely wrong I think.
Should have 5 colours on it.
Brown is DUP, Purple UUP, should be two differing greens for Sinn Fein and the SDLP. Grey is an independent.

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>>128967668
you wish i was an autistic, im much more dangerous.

>>128967569
>Voting for a monkey in a cheap suit

>>128967825
Our press is split heavily between pro-tory and pro-labour papers.
Labour is also fucked. All polls but one outlier put the tories 6-13% ahead of Labour.

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Daily reminder to all Irish Republicans.
Vote for the 32CSM or the Republican Sinn Feinn.
Don't vote for the cucked Sinn Feinn.
Brits out of North Ireland.
t. Irish Republican sympathizer.

>>128968036
Spamming the same shit every thread you see is hardly dangerous.

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>>128967763
A+
havent you figured out yet i dont care what you say , think , or do :)

>>128968127
edit: the 32CSM is not a political party, my mistake.

>>128967436
There is not a chance Scotland remains that SNP

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>>128968071

hes a unmummy may pepe monkey who likes to fuck kids up the ass and cover it up

so they say

>>128968266
How are any of these bad when they are solely anti terror measures?

>>128968266
i guess you and all the tory voters should send a message and stay home and let Corbyn win. why not, england is finished anyway, amirite?

jesus christ people like you are just the worst kind of people to talk about politics
"hurr durr they all suck i can just govern meself" type bullshit
fuck off

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>>128968127
Unionists will get 11/18 NI seats again.

Here's some fun seats to watch for /pol/ and their results last time. The most marginal tory and labour seats in the country.

>>128968489
Ignore his autism, he's been spamming the same 20 photoshop images in brit/pol/ all week.

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>>128968191
what if i told you, this isnt my computer, internet, or location and not even to only shithole im posting on right this very second.
your not even worth 10% of what i got going on :)

why you cocksuckers missing out ?

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>>128967763
Say goodbye to your internet and hello to more immigration if May wins, bongcuck

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>>128968442
ran by people like this right ?

fuckoff

>>128968955
Immigration fell by 80k last year

>>128968925
So what? You're basically admitting to be a paid shill?

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Finished work at 5am, going to have a quick poo and a shower then go vote at 7am.

>>128969115
NET migration fell by 80k. It's still at ridiculous levels that the tories won't change in a million years.

>>128969234
Voting UKIP?

>>128969282
I'm not a retard, I'm voting Labour.

>>128969345
>voting for the paki and gibs party lead by anti-british marxists

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>>128969388
> gibs party
of course I forgot we should let families starve to death while providing tax cuts to the rich.

>>128969345
Says the retard voting Labour

>>128969578
>GIVE ME FREE SHIT BIGOT

>>128969642
Yeah totally, we should let people starve and allow the nhs to be sold off!

Why should the poorer people in society be helped, I need a third car!

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>>128969211
im not payed im a independent journalist who contributes to various sources and has various blogs on a number of subjests.

i dont wish to share 1kb with the scum and shills on 4chan but just public shit posts

unshillable :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkjpaxBlKIU

who feeling /empirical/ here?

god save our queen

>>128967143
Should be 2 pm PST.

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vote may you cuck goy

we love you

snort snort snort snort snort snort

>>128969760
>ARE ENN HAITCH ESS

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>>128970209
Yes our NHS.

It isn't just mine it is yours too.

>>128967626
Is that gay, British Steven Crowder on the right?

>>128969963
Ah yes, a journalist who can't spell or use punctuation.

>>128969578
well, don't forget it next time

when the queen dies, charles should abdicate and william should rebuild the empire

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why cant they see me ?

>>128970525
Charles would probably have a better go at rebuilding the empire. William doesnt seem to care yet

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in your blindspots

>>128970798
The anglo created human rights and the anglo can take them away

>>128970525
She died over a month ago friend

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VOTE MAY YOU DUMB KEK GOY

>>128970954
come and take them

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>>128971320
>your

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the best of british :)

>>128971744
Nice. Guess i am voting tory.

>>128968088
>Our press is split heavily between pro-tory and pro-labour papers.
The Economist endorsed the Lib Dems tho

>>128966932
Who will win?

>>128972637
That's the globalist papers

>>128972683
Polls almost universally show a tory win, and traditionally polling underestimates tories.

>>128966932
whoever wins, we already lost

a complete fucking cuck and a retard commie to boot is getting 70% of the votes from young people, the same young people who are a bunch of globalists who suck the EU's dick

Once the based old people start dying the UK will be 100% as cucked as scotland, if not worse.

Sometimes I think it's better for you to vote for Corbyn now so that he can fuck things up sooner rather than later and maybe old people can drill some sense into the thick skull of these young retards before they die, with an enormous "i told you so situation", otherwise they'll just grow up retarded and then maybe it'll be too late to change their minds

>>128973466
There's a huge shy tory effect amongst young people.

>>128967569
labour bombed them countries
labour invited them in
labour covered up rotterham

>>128966932
Why are all the choices so shit.
>Commie
>Authoritarian who wants ban the internet
Anyone else has no chance of winning never mind the fact they're all shit anyway.

>>128968036
you are a fucking nobody mate

>>128969760

>I'm entitled to your money! I need my sky TV and brand clothing and fancy holidays, and new cars! None of that second hand shit! I deserve only the best, and if I need to take other people's money to get it, then fuck them! I deserve it just for existing! I can't even buy the new £600 iPhone with a £40 a month contract without choosing to take out a payday loan! Pay for my iPhone!

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There is only one correct choice in this election.

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>>128970525
>when the queen dies, charles should abdicate

Emir Charles will be a good king. Fuck off.

What's the story with that LibDem island

>>128974176
>supporting necessary healthcare = paying for other's luxuries

Yeah nice shitpost you nonce cunt.

>>128974776
Orkney and Shetland? It's been Lib dem (or liberal before them) since 1870 in all but one election or something.

>>128975081
But why

>>128966932
Why is Jeb so strong in Scotland?

>>128972637
They would, wouldn't they.

>>128975128
No idea. Local base?

>>128974176
If you are against people receiving value created by others for free, you must also be against the ownership class receiving your surplus.

>>128974176
that is complete and utter bollocks. You're just a class A bourgie cunt

Omw home from night shift, might have to hang around outside a primary school for 10 mins or so for polls to open, hope I don't get accused of noncery

>>128975451
Momentum shill, go back to plebbit

>>128969072
Okay so he's part of yet another pedo ring. How is this an arguement?

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>>128975632
like i said earlier, you are a class a bourgie posh eton cunt.

Lets starve families, force people off benefits so I can keep dodging my taxes and buy luxary items ! fuck the poor

you selfish prick

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>>128975507
>reaction from the local school girls when they see the fat 4chan neckbeard hanging around their school

Why do you guys care? No matter who wins, you will keep taking in muslim immigrants and you will keep getting bombed. Genuine question. Why do you care?

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>>128975804
Let's have everything free and paid by the taxes of the 'rich' and hope they don't use their money to instead simply move away or otherwise the country might end up like Venezuela.

Fine business strategy for a country you got there, Jeremy.

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>>128966932
Vote Conservative if you want Brexit and increased security
Vote Labour if you like it in the ass by niggers
Vote UKIP if you also like wasting votes

Simple.

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>>128976080
Yeah we're going to lower taxes for everyone apart from the rich to 0%. Asking the rich to pay their fair share is not a tax cut for the poor and middle class.

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daily reminder that tax avoidance costs the UK taxpayers more than benefit scroungers.

Honestly, just vote Corbyn. Britainstan is finished. It has no future. Lets sacrifice it, so that all the gypsies and muslims in mainland Europe can go to Britainstan. Lets let Europe be Europe. And let Britainstan be Britainstan. Vote Corbyn.

>>128976544
Hello Trudeau

>>128976244
You people keep saying 'fair share' yet your manifesto says to reduce taxes on the 'many' but also plan on free healthcare and education.

Now his system needs the rich pay for that. It is their 'fair share', right? What would happen if the richest people left?

Simple, the bar of who is rich just gets lowered so a new group of people will have to pay their 'fair share' to uphold these free services.


But what if they leave...?

>>128976623
Trudeau would say some bullshit like "Vote Corbyn because diversity is strength"

I say it like it is. Vote Corbyn so you can sacrifice yourself faster as you are finished anyways. If you are a Christian, you could always move to Hungary, Bulgaria, Poland, Romania, Slovenia etc

>>128966932
I'm ready for more status quo

>>128966932
Can some Brit tell me what the blue swath of London is? The rich part?

>>128977190
Yeah, Kensington, Chelsea, Westminster, Richmond Park etc.

>>128966932
How could the tories fuck this one up?

>>128976960
There is absolutely nothing in the manifesto about letting the poor pay less tax.

>>128966932
People who think Corbyn cares about a free internet are literally insane. It'll be the next attack after throwing money at the police didn't do anything that he inputs controls.
It'll go well with turning the country into Venezuela.

>>128977521
I mean besides trying to ban the internet.

>>128977567
This.
The enemy of my enemy isn't actually my friend. We have the same problem here in burgerland where both parties want to censor the internet. The biggest anti-internet bills were almost passed by both sides.
If the wicked witch didn't lose, she would have tried to fast-track PIPA again.

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Girl on the right is a tory candidate, she's 22 and currently works in the gaming industry. Standing for Tony Blair's old seat and if the election is bad for labour she could win.

>>128977810
is she /ourgirl/

>>128978009
Well she's at least vaguely right wing, unlike the Labour incumbent.

>>128978009
>>128978111
Oh and she's pro-brexit despite being young.

>>128976191
>Increased security
Yeah, I'm sure internet crackdowns won't be used against porn and places like this board, especially when loli stuff gets posted.

Not saying any of labours policies are any good but the tories are just as trash with May in charge of them.

>>128977810
cute, i'll send her my energy

>>128966932

who do i root for bongs?

May seems shitty... is Corbyn /ourguy/

>>128978420
Corbyn is a more left wing bernie. Senile old communist SJW

>The state of England

Why can't you guys be more like Based Scotland?

>>128978192
most more conservacuties

>>128967436
the snp must lose a few seats

>>128978420
do you prefer 1984 or 1917?

And polls are open

>>128977530
There is nothing in there that doesn't indicate all those utopia promises aren't being promised with them banking on the rich just blindly agreeing being robbed.

Just voted.

No matter who you are voting for vote cunts

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Updated prediction

>>128979151
>implying Labour voters aren't cucks

WEW LAD

>>128967436
I live in Halton (Cheshire) and I can tell you right now it won't be red. Same with a lot of the small constituencies that tend to have less kebab; they are misrepresented in the (((media))) by making it look like the only places that matter are big cities.

>>128979308
>tfw no uggip

feels bad man

>>128979151
>No matter who you are voting for vote cunts
Literally stupid

>>128970311
>cutting NHS
based

>>128979597
Cheshire here also. Well i will eat my hat if labour turns cheshire. Corbyn even had a rally in my town. Turn out was like 80 people at most. Funny thing is all the rich assholes have houses in cheshire so tory voters here ride on the backs of their votes as well.

>>128982271
may kicked off the election in bolton where i am,paki central lol

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>>128969115
lol

>>128982593
>december
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40043483

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>>128982271
You aren't from Runcorn are you by any chance lad?
Comrade Corbyn was spotted in our park yesterday.

In my constituancy we have those scottish scumbags.

>>128982703
Crewe.

>>128982897
Thank fuck for that. I don't know why but it freaks me the fuck out to see /pol/iticians from my town lol. Pretty close though! And yeah you're totally right on Cheshire. It's typically been red in the past but this time round, the only people that support Corbyn are jobless benefit children. I've been crucified by all my mates because I don't support Corbyn, or the £10 min wage bullshit, but surprise surprise I'm the only one of them with a job. I'm not happy about voting Tory but I feel like I have to.

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Done my bit lads
Remember to bring a pen

>>128974385
yeah, your politically correct choice huh?

Flying to Britain in an hour to vote for Corbyn.

>>128985219
Me as well. LONG LIVE OUR PEOPLE

>>128985219
no you fucking aint you potato nigger

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>>128985388

>>128983300
im a neet even im voting tory

country before personal circumstance

>>128985556
I am. Getting a flight from Dublin Airport to London for the day. Irish Citizens can freely vote in Uk elections so am doing my duty.

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>>128966932
>people voting Labour

Remember to Vote Corbyn so oppressed upper-middle class brats don't have to feel bad when they fail ebil oppressive admission tests

>>128986496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mzBahuMRM

>>128985883
ireland cant vote only northern ireland you fucking idiot

is there a good livestream anywhere? when does election coverage start?

If you vote for Corbyn you vote for:
open door immigration
the end of brexit
cultural relativism

>>128966932

Voted Labor, ask me anything

>>128989337

Article 50 has already been enacted. Its too late to back out of it

Majority of business deals are negotiated with the businesses, not politicians. Politicians are drip fed economical details by economists in the lead up.

>>128989337
The only good thing about him is his antisemitism

>>128989625
Are you a top or a bottom?

I'm going to vote Lib Dems. Give me money to stop me.

>>128989812
Go ahead, waste your vote! lol it's literally like throwing it in the bin. I'm sure all three people who vote yellow have a great reason, but it's still a wasted vote

>>128989760

Bottom for you daddy ;)

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>mfw the guy next to my booth whispers to me
>"i hope your voting for conservative, its the only right thing to do"
>reply "haha yeah..."
>ticks Labour

>>128990091
>ticks

kek'd

COMERADE CORBYN