We're getting stronger :)

One time, I sucked off a giraffe so hard its skull caved in.

But I'm still not as much of a faggot as OP.

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>>128940134
>tfw your Prime minister gets Trumped
I'm so tired of losing.

>>128940134
Not really, you'll just give more money to the US to buy more shit.

>>128940134
So to show his defiance of Trump he's doing exactly what Trump wanted?

an increase of 70% of 0 dollars is still 0 dollars.

>>128940134
>Trump's goal was to get NATO to spend more money on their defense
>Canada boosts spending

So Trump succeeded?

>>128940763
>>128941003
>>128941095
>>128941113
I meant to imply that this was a good thing, and one of the only positive effects trump has had on Canada.

That is if it actually happens

>>128941272
>one of the only positive effects
>Trump approved two massive pipelines
>Trump boosted our economy which is interlinked with yours
>Trump boosted our military, which helps defend your country

Ok.

>>128940134
so you'll spend $17 instead of 10 to protect
against all the enemies that you don't have?

How much do you spend for military, actually?

>>128941543
ATM it's about 1.02 % of GDP vs the target of 2.0%

>>128941272
>already in massive deficits
>doubling military spending.

>good thing

It would be in a parallel universe where Canada wasn't fucked to begin with. But this is gonna become a new tax and an even stronger commie-state.

>>128941722
How much is that in actual diddledollaridoos?

>>128942011
Around 20 billion of current spending so increased to 35 billion if they implement it as stated

>>128942125
I assume that's in canadian dollars
How much in actual money? like US Dollar

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>>128940134
And our dollar is still worth 74 U.S. cents.

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Increasing shit by 70% only produces 70% more shit

>>128942213
0.74 cad =1 USD

>>128940134
Good guy Canada! Although it's mostly symbolic, it's still a nice gesture knowing that your cute little military will get a boost and stop freeloading.
8/10 made my day

>>128940134
>Canadian Anti-Islamophobia Defense Force

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>>128942621
You would know.

Just joined the forces, gonna be a good time.

>>128942621
Would you like to pay for our defence instead?

Be happy that our government wants to take pressure off of us tax payers

>>128940134
Great! Maybe you'll be strong enough to pull China's dick out of your ass now.

jokes on us, liberals cut military spending in the budget and pledge to add that back in like 10 years making it look like we actually are increasing spending.

Also jokes on USA, we aren't even going to get close to that 2% gdp. We gonna be all smiles and fancy words for our contribution to nato.

I mean I can't believe the liberals got away with the praise for this. I respect the hustle though.

>>128940134

Sounds great. If war ever breaks out, your arsenal will prove valuable to Europe.

>>128943096
you're in the same boat as us. But either way I you guys also manage to get your housing market back to normal.

>>128943278
Israel

fyp

>>128943444
That was also in the back of my mind

>>128940134
I watched the movie Captain Phillips and that makes me want to join the navy, the Canadian Navy that is.

Any thoughts?

>>128943013
I could probably pay for your defence with my check from work and still have money left over for a whore.

They should buy only defensive tech and equipment. Anything that can cause fatal harm in others should stay out of the list. How would that play out?

>>128940134
Aboot time eh!

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>>128940134

Good, even us lend to Canada a replenishment ship in 2016

>>128940763
But losing to Trump is like winning.

>>128940947
Thats how everything works with you cunts isnt it?
Gib us your monies or we'll fuck you over economically and militarily if needed

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>>128943527
Enjoy your life on a dingy while Muhammad fucks your wife and kids at the same time.

>>128944044
Man that was sad.

This is the only thing weedman has done I agree with. Our forces have been neglected for too long.

That's 70% of 0.89% of the GDP.
That brings us up to 1.51% of our GDP.
Which is still well below the requirement to be a member of NATO.

This is also completely ignoring that Foreign Aide comes out of our military spending up here.

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>>128940134
I am for i but where the fuck is this money going to come from?

unnecessary military spending weakens a country.

>>128940134
So you'll have two jets instead of one? Astounding.

>>128940134
You're getting out of bed. Calm down

so from 1% of gdp to 1.7%?

>>128940281
Keep telling yourself that, homo.

you owe usa trillions

>>128941738
This. Say hello to your new military tax.

>>128944395

You are right but the upgrade in yours Halifax is really good, at least you have that for this years.

No point making a thread as a Canadian, op. People desperate for low hanging fruit will ruin it everytime.

>>128941003
If you defy your enemies, they win.

>>128940134
This is not good you idiots. We are going to pay for this in our taxes, bomb the middle east, and then muzzies here are going to attack us.

We already have one the best special forces teams in the world, jtf2, just go in and kill them all.

But no, we have to "stabilize the region" and make sure the oil can flow.

>>128941113
Reality Leigh Winning

>>128945036
>Nido spacing

That really activate my paltas

>>128945402
I see what you did there...

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>>128940134
Yah we really need a bigger military to fight for kikes in the middle east!!

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>>128940134
>Canadians

yeah, but he's going to dump all of that extra money into diversity programs
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-defence-policy-1.4131623

>>128946082
Canada has no independent self interest? pathetic

>>128944098
If they kill their enemies, their enemies will win