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A Better Life... Underground 2017-06-07 11:33:19 Post No. 128939636
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A Better Life... Underground 2017-06-07 11:33:19 Post No. 128939636
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Vault-Tec: Congratulations, you have been made acting Overseer of your Vault following our inability to contact your predecessor. Unfortunately, however, nuclear fallout is still imminent (00:13:19 and counting) and there are still ten residents that have not reported. As a representative of Vault-Tec, it is your duty to ensure the maximum survival of the human race. We have collected what we can in this limited time period about the citizens still waiting outside the vault, hoping for entrance. You must select five, and no more than five, to join the current vault population. We have run the necessary calculations and any combination will allow for an acceptable 93.6% genetic variance of the vault population, ensuring healthy vault dwellers for at least five generations. If you fail to do so, Vault-Tec security clearances will be revoked and peacekeepers will be ordered to execute you on sight. We hope that you take this obligation seriously, for your sake, and the sake of the human race.
Potential Vault Dweller data to follow in next post.
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Bethesda sucks ass.
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Potential Vault Dweller Data:
1. Ronald Parker, white, male, 51 year old former Peacekeeper, retired due to a bad leg
2. Akane Sonohara, Asian, female, 14 year old television and film starlet on tour from Japan
3. Dr. Charlie Yang, Asian, male, 43 year old pediatrician
4. Asewe Brown, black, female, 37 year old magazine editor
5. Marcus Lincoln, black, male, 19 year old community college student
6. Erik Boer, white, male, 27 year old immigrant who gained citizenship fighting for the U.S. army in Alaska
7. Douglas Ouattara, black, male, 15 year old high school student and track star
8. Pauline Weiss, white, female, 27 year old RobCo programmer
9. Cynthia Esteves, Hispanic, female, 22 year old waitress
10. Carlos Hidalgo, Hispanic, male, 19 year old pre-law student
11. Benjamin Steinberg, white, male, 31 year old patent clerk
12. Belaji Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta, Indian, male, 28 year old dentist
13. Hafiz Muhtasib, Arab, male, 21 year old college student studying chemistry and bio-engineering
14. April Frank, white, female, 26 year old public school teacher
15. Takashi Ueda, asian, male, 38 year old investment banker
16. Enrique Baja, Hispanic, male, 23 year old Latin pop star
17. Jakub Januszek, white, male, 54 year old Red Rocket gas station manager
18. Mitchell Holmes, black, male, 43 year old Sunset Sarsaparilla truck driver
19. Andrea Collins, white, female, 23 year old news anchor
20. Aaryahidurga Lakshmi, Indian, female 31 year old professional chef
Remember, only five can be selected, and failure to do so will result in your death.
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>>128939891
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>>128940627
So the former soldier, the black teen, the kids doctor, the Japanese actress and the programmer. Hmm...
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>>128939711
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>>128939636
>Letting irradiated fucks in
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>>128939711
Feel free to ignore what you don't like?
>>128941865
Um...
>>128942069
The bombs haven't dropped yet. Read again.
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>>128939636
Vault Tec is evil. Id rather die from the nukes
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>reminder that Vault 69 is canon
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>>128942643
i would kill myself if was the guy desu
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>>128939636
Akane Sonohara, Asian, female, 14 year old television and film starlet on tour from Japan
Pauline Weiss, white, female, 27 year old RobCo programmer
April Frank, white, female, 26 year old public school teacher
Andrea Collins, white, female, 23 year old news anchor
Aaryahidurga Lakshmi, Indian, female 31 year old professional chef
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>>128942799
Vault 68 was the inverse, 999 men and 1 woman. Again canon, mentioned in the Fallout Bible.
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>>128939891
Ronald, Charlie, Erik, Pauline, April
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>>128939711
Wow that sure is a harsh statment
Not one that a fellow /pool/ack like me would make right guys?
I think Bethesda is a great company dont take my word for it i am just a simple isis member named al-toddam muhoward but if u were you i would buy 4 copies of fallout 4 goty edition phub insallah
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>>128942963
So all women. Why? Vault-Tec has strict rules on polygamy, sex and reproduction. Classical American values, for you foreigners...?
>>128942458
Die horribly. Live in saturated blue light comfort. It's like you don't even robot?
>>128943041
Cop, doctor, soldier, programmer and teacher. Practical anon is practical.
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>>128943425
Even if I liked Todd's game, why would I buy four copies if I already have the base game and DLC? And Mods! Yay for mods!
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Big letdown that New Vegas went with the shitty "let go" theme rather than a fortune theme. Everything was there, but it doesn't get woven tightly into the plot.
There's Vegas itself, Caesar and his dice, and House, who's either the luckiest or least lucky man in the world.
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>>128943683
Choice is mine. I choose all women.
>We have run the necessary calculations and any combination will allow for an acceptable 93.6% genetic variance
git gud
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>>128943914
Mods...mods.....MODS
FUCKING MODS NO BAD ONLY USE SUPPORTED BETHESDA CONTENT
RAAAAAGH BUY 10 COPIES OR ILL SEND HIT SQUADS TO YOUR HOUSE DREAMBOY
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>>128943982
That's fine, I was just curious about your logic. Sorry for any offense I've caused. Trying to be clever, I suppose.
>>128944328
Ahhhh! It's Todd! He almost fooled me with the dirka dirka routine! Wait, ten copies, now, oh the humanity, where does it end!?
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>>128939891
all the whites, only the whites
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