brit/pol - Britain Erects Edition

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Remember lads when spoling your ballot make sure they know you would prefer A NEW MACHINE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4yEoZ88aU

TOMMY!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1l1XGiXgo0

Reminder that this still sums up the country and May will get a landslide in spite of all the things that Tories have done over the past 7 years and all the draconian shit they're planning for the next 5.

Which party will get rid of the cancer that is the NHS?

They have my vote.

>>128934297

I don't know why. Maybe the ethnic intelligence impediment stereotype is true.

I really wish it wasn't so but the Irish are insanely left wing. Its one of the reasons why I wish I couldn't vote today, I know that I am in about 2 or 3 % of the Irish people living in the UK that will not vote Labour. Irish people shouldn't be allowed vote in UK general elections as UK citizens aren't allowed vote in Irish general elections.

>>128934883

It won't happen. We don't want the filthy porridge wogs in the north fucking with the good thing we have going in the south.

> too lazy, too drunk and too stupid

Also really?? Maybe it has to do with the mongrelisation of the English race that has happened over the last number of decades but I associate those flaws with England way more than Ireland these days. And I hate current day Ireland and most of the Irish.

Just under half of the "superior" British mongrel race are still crying about losing their EU gibs and doing everything they can to get them back.

So don't act like your shit doesn't stink.

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she's voting for a better future
are you?

Captain Chaos Corbyn
Vote Labour for the lulz if for no other reason
>Nobody's laughing with the Tories in charge

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Spoil your ballot.
Internet regulation won't stop terrorism.
More handouts and welfare will make the population even weaker and more entitled.

>>128938956
I see your one of the (((new))) Irish

>>128938969
>Sweden

How's that better future going for you guys?

>>128938969

>she

>>128938956
Are you paper Irish?

Remember lads after voting tory tomorrow find the nearest student and smile and wink at them.

REALLY getting sick of the Momentum shills here.

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Reminder I made a subreddit to record the left-wing meltdown, lads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukmeltdown/

Lads I've had a thing rattling round my head for a bit.

>politicians are notoriously bad for ignoring difficult problems
>demographics are a long term issue
>Labour imports a pile of new tolerant friends 20 years ago
>every politician since whether aware of this or not has been stamping out secondary symptoms of Islamic migration. Cracking down on hate speech, the right, freedom, all while the real problem grows larger and larger.
>this is why they're so desperate to preach solidarity and love, in the hope that they can get through another election cycle without this mess that's too politically awkward to fix blowing up in their faces.
>this is why tolerance is the state religion?

>>128938892

I'm not so sure. Corbyn is offering DUDE FREE SHIT LMAO

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>mfw I want to listen to political discourse on the radio but limited by muh purdah

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>>128939172
>using redit

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>>128938668

>>128939172
Do you enjoy setting yourself up like that?

>>128938969
Your opinions on Pink Floyd are awful and therefore you are not allowed to post in this thread
Be gone, go drive a volvo or something

>>128939172
>Lads look at this piece of shit I found in the septic tank.

>>128939147
Think I'll settle for a shit-eating grin. Wink might be a step too far, they'd probably accuse me of sexual harassment.

>>128939097
honestly Sweden looked a lot more Idyllic than any of our cities while I was there, but the peopel are batshit insane. They have spectacular parks and markets and then they love a shithole like Brighton. Beyond understanding.

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>Reminder that Corbyn is on the record wanting to reduce immigration. Not by the ham-fisted application of bans and quotas but as a natural side-effect of restoring rights to British workers that prevent them being undercut by employers bringing in migrants on the cheap. An end to zero-hours contracts and restoration of Trade Union rights.

Watch from 7 minutes:
https://youtu.be/G_EEwaavGMg?t=422


>Security services were warned about Manchester attacker FIVE TIMES but did fuck all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>One of the London attackers was reported to the authorities several times - nothing done
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/london-terrorist-had-twice-referred-police-extremist-views/

>Conspiracy Theorists blame Tories for attack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4533372/Conspiracy-theorists-accuse-Tories-terror-attack-link.html

>Conspiracy theories refuse to be quelled
https://order-order.com/2017/05/24/rufus-hound-posts-may-conspiracy-theory/

>"Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets": Police Federation
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-white_uk_5925d9f0e4b062f96a336e5f

>Terror attack "plays well for May"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAK7r11t5w8

>>128939150
fuck off the board belongs to us. you are just a hilariously bitter manlet with a 105 IQ.

What sort of places do either traps or autistic weebs hang out so I can fuck one? im trying to get a list done

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>raised celtic supporter
>come of age
>understand politics of fan base and club
>disillusioned
>vote brexit
>debate on Celtic fan forums politics board saying Trump will win
>Trump wins
>gloat
>get banned

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Remember when everyone thought a UKIP surge was inevitable in 2015 and then they just flopped? What if the same happens to the Tories this election?

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will Abbo lose her seat lads? I know it's 'safe', but with this many gaffes in a couple of weeks surely enough of her constituents will have had enough of her

>>128939147
>Polling booth located 3 minute walk from the University
>gross incompetence means I have a 70%+ student population in my area
So you want me to wink at them all on the way home or just the first one? I don't want to tire my fucking eyes out too soon.

>>128939150
This. Why can't they argue in good faith?

>>128939172
good now stay there

lads
we gotta give the trannys a go at running the show
a hot tranny in number 10 is the move we the people need to make desu

>>128939294
apologies, i'll keep them to myself from now on
am i allowed to monitor?

>>128939407
She's gone. She was replaced.

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post 'em lads

>https://voteforpoliciesDOTorgDOTuk/

Can someone explain what the fuck went on at cripplechan? Why are there 3 different British generals there now?
>some faggotry about druids on /pol/
>something resembling Brit/pol/ on /brit/ but not at all how it used to be
>indecipherable shitposting at /newbrit/
Help me, I'm lost.

>>128939407
The call that saved labour

>>128939381
hahah this is so bleak i absolutely love it. what else is on the list? you are a hero anon.

>>128939407
No chance lad. Labour has almost a 50% majority and seat is populated with parasites looking for their next shot of gibs.

>>128938956
You're a fucking Reddit faggot meme. This ain't an SA writing contest.

>>Corbyn sat on the editorial board of a hard-left magazine that praised IRA violence (“What do you call four dead Tories?” it asked. “A start.”)

>Corbyn once invited to tea and praised as an “honored citizen” a Palestinian Islamist who claimed Jews were behind the 9/11 attacks

>his supporters have launched misogynistic, anti-Semitic, and homophobic attacks against their dear leader’s critics.

>Corbyn has contributed many articles to the communist newspaper Morning Star, which recently hailed the “liberation” of Aleppo by Assad and his Russian patrons.

>>Corbyn’s sympathy for Jew-haters : In 2015, after the Church of England reprimanded a vicar who had used social media to blame Israel for 9/11, Corbyn rushed to the cleric’s defense, stating that the poor fellow had been targeted because he “dared to speak out against Zionism.

>after the Brexit ballot, he refused tell a fellow MP whether he actually voted “Remain”

is he /ourguy/?

>>128939471
what

>>128939232
So what? Dacre and Murdoch have told people that free shit is bad so therefore people will vote against their own interests.

This country is moronic and the majority will vote Conservative.

>>128939381
Literally takes ten minutes to organise on grindr if you live near a major city, protip real traps aren't all that good looking most of the time

>>128939548
Cripplechan /brit/ has been going turbo autism since the GE started

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>Qriously

LITERALLY WHO?

>>128939548
Why do you care about cripplechan at all?

>>128939615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrHPFN6Kt58

>>128939412
Just contentiously laugh obnoxiously loud all the way home.

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>>128939541
Still won't be voting Conservative. There's no way I'm giving my support to a police state.

>>128939471
Fucking hell, has nobody read the press release? She has been -temporarily- replaced as Shadow Home Sec due to 'illness'. That's all.
And it didn't last long either because she's been right back on Twatter as if nothing ever happened.

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>>128939541

>>128939657
>538
>538 commenting on a british election

Maximum Discardement

>Labour2017.co.uk

>>128939412
Play Jerusalem really loudly through a beatbox on your walk back

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I don't follow British politics.
What happened to UKIP?
And what did Labour do to gain 10 points in a month?

for those enquiring
the tranny dens location is above top secret
sorry but i can't blow the whistle on its whereabouts
what i can blow is pretty tranny bells
if ur not into trannys
ura total homofag

>>128939657
Never heard of them. They're not part of the BPC so probably shouldn't be included in these things.

>>128939652
>since the GE started
Seems like it's been going on longer than that

>>128939658
Because this place has gone to shit with all the Tory shilling

>>128939618
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-labour-replaced-sacked-lyn-brown-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7776491.html

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roundup of the final polls (1 still outstanding, published in the Standard later)

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>the year is 2066
>tories in power since 2010
>big ben has been bombed, nhs collapsed and numerous riots
>they still bring this up during the election

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https://dashboards.lordashcroftpolls.com/Storyboard/RHViewStoryBoard.aspx?RId=%C2%B2&RLId=%C2%B2&PId=%C2%B1%C2%B4%C2%BA%C2%B5%C2%B4&UId=%C2%B4%C2%B9%C2%B9%C2%B9%C2%BC&RpId=2

Post your fookin constituencies ya nancys

>>128939657
They aren't even fucking registered for official polling in the UK

>>128939801
Ukip vote collapsed after the brexit referendum
Labour promised gibs and May couldn't keep her pure autism under control

who /london/ here? How're you finding it after the attack?

>>128939822
Well then fuck off to your meme imitation board and don't come crawling back here to moan about it.

>>128939801
Labour had a manifesto people actually liked.

UKIP are now run by Paul Nuttall who has learning difficulties

>>128939801
Labour didn't do anything, it just turned out that Teresa May is a bloody shitshow.
As for UKIP, well, they did their job regarding Brexit, but instead of using that as a springboard to bigger things they just withered away into a load of not much.

>>128938830
>changed his name from Stephen Yaxley-Lennon to propah English lad Tommy fackin Robinson to appear working class
lmao

>>128939095

No, sure if I was I'd be even more in favour of voting left wing, open borders and general Labour UK/IE bullshittery.

>>128939139

Not sure what this means. Presuming its in reference to being not real Irish or something.

No, Dublin born and raised. Just tired of our meme tier independence and utter moronic nature of most Irish people.

>>128938956
I never said Northern Ireland isn't a shithole. It most certainly is. I just said that I, and a large amount of others, want nothing to do with the alternative shithole that is the south. And sorry to say but you don't really get a say in how others view your nation. The profile of the average Irishman hasn't changed, to the average mind an Irishman is still a drunken leprechaun and that's not really something to be proud of.

>>128939801
>What happened to UKIP?
They got what they wanted.
>And what did Labour do to gain 10 points in a month?
Nothing. It's probably bollocks.

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>>128939822
I know all the "mummy May" slime need baseball bats to the face, to straighten their teeth out.

>>128939961
which one?

>>128939728

the way i see it, if the conservatives win & may pushes forward her dystopic internet censoring police state, more people will vocally and not-anonymously oppose it, whereas if corbyn wins & opens the borders to the entire 3rd world, nowhere near as many will speak out and oppose for fear of being branded racist & xenophobic etc

>>128939571
So far, furfag, SJW, skinhead, homeless person, someone woman who was cycling (this wasn't on the list but i'm proud of it), jew, muslim, christian. Still on the list is a weeb, hindu, trap, chinese, EU national

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Cant wait to vote for /ourguy/

>>128939364
Chairmay Mum covers her hair in Tipton
doesn't in Saudi Kingdom
fuck sakes

>>128939801
>What happened to UKIP?
Having a retard in charge, no unified message because their key issue of Brexit is attracting more people to the Tories, since voting UKIP would just split the vote and lessen the chance of Brexit
>And what did Labour do to gain 10 points in a month?
May decided to be retarded and started acting as such, and she decided to not campaign on Brexit, which is an issue tories win easily on.

>>128940062
South Dublin ain't you Jew.
>is this Bob Geldof

>>128939839

What time is that one published?

>>128940116
Doesn't need to pander to Saudis, they already know she's a lizard

>>128940087
what was the worst one so far. also story on homeless and or bike pls

mummy

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Absolute madman

>>128940084
Don't you already have internet censorship?

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>>128939172
Hello Lee.

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>>128939801
UKIP failed to capitalize on brexit success and faded with infighting

Labour JUST cant stop fucking up but has been boosted by shit tier minor parties joining it, like the british communist party.

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>>128940084
>more people will vocally and not-anonymously oppose it
It will not matter. The Conservatives will have a massive majority and will do whatever Theresa May likes, because she's turned her party into Theresa and friends instead of a big tent for the varied flavours of right-wingers in this country.
You do not need to choose the lesser of two evils. You don't have to give support to these people.

>>128939172
fuck off back there lee

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Qataris now mobilising, lads.

>>128939801
>tories
imagine merkel but without actually being seen and when she is seen she's a crippling wreck

>ukip
basically afd tier now

>labour
nothing. polsters are probably trying to make people go out and vote tories "to stop corbyn"

>>128939992
>being a butthurt Tory
You're the one who needs to fuck off

>>128940072
>taig is the only one speaking any sense around here
Shows how badly things are

I'll have to figure it our for myself then, why must Brit/pol/ be so autistic baka

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>>128940264

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>>128940091
>not the music man

>>128940087
Chinese is easily the best from that list
>tfw lost my vcard to a chink and now can tell people from the different ethnicities of china apart purely from having such terrible yellow fever

>>128940283

even more so is what i mean, plus a ban on encryption. more people would hate that than immigration.

you'd think anyway

>>128940258
>ultra pure form mummy posting
it's beautiful in a weird way

>>128939395
hahaha get off our board taig cunt

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>>128940415
>qatar
>military
pick one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9cdhaBfre0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9cdhaBfre0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9cdhaBfre0

>>128940455
I'm English dick head.
>just living here

>>128940256
furfag, without a doubt, first time I ever double wrapped. Not because of the smell, but because of the actual fear inducing autism. They just seemed mentally ill. The homeless woman I gave a tenner and she offered to suck me off and then I demanded more (not proud but It's an experience) and the woman on a bike was next to a canal, I just casually chatted, took her bike off into the woods and she followed me to get it and we ended up shagging on a tree, one of the few actually fit ones

>>128939111
kek, she looks a bit like my friends little brother.

>>128940234

I don't know other than the Standard will have it. Ask George

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>128940415
>one of the richest countries in the world
>absolute shit military

>>128940622
I wish I could just find people to fuck me

>>128940538
Fookin nutter

We cannot let her get the nuclear codes.

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>>128940538
>you will never stumble across a bunch of tory girls lezzing out in the wheat field

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>>128940534
Tory voter detected.

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>>128940501
>vote for a party assuming their policies will get blocked
>don't vote for a party because you made up what their policies actually are
You know what? You do you. Just remember, you deserve what you vote for.

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Tiny Paki

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>Inb4 a Labour-Liberal Democrat coalition

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>>128939615
Yep

>anti-zionist - condemns Netanyahu
>anti-islamist - no arms sales to Saudi
wahhabists
>pro British working class over immigrants

>>128940749
i'm not i just hate tims

>>128940415
I was thinking about this today and the UK alone could quite easily take the Saudi's and Qatar, both of them have poorly trained shittily disciplined militaries with expensive toys the don't really know how to use or maintain, Saudi Arabia is so ridicolously corrupt that the goverment would collapse overnight and Qatar is so small we could exercise absolute control over the entire nation
Both of them are fucking filthy rich
Why aren't we allowed to invade shit anymore?

>>128940362

i know, i'm going to vote UKIP, just wanted to air that thought i'd had.

who will you vote for?

>>128940538
God she's actually adorable in a demented way

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>corbynites unironically think corbyn has a chance of getting 100 seats more

>>128940537
2.6 million pop

I can scrounge up a decent military in HOI4 with that.

>>128940622
good stories desu. nice to see some here are getting out there and living life a bit.

Will Corbyn win now?

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>>128940775

>>128939381
okcupid

>>128940866
don't mindcuck yourself
she's a fucking ghoul

>>128939365
I love that your ilk suddenly care about IQ, soon you'll start to figure out there's a correlation with race, and down the rabbit hole you will go.

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>>128939395

>half English / half Scot
>raised Celtic supporter
>raised to hate the Union Jack
>realise I am the human embodiment of the Union Jack
>get a nice hand-sewn one and hang it on my wall
>it gets looked at scornfully by my father when he comes around

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>>128940063

Oh you're Northern Irish? That makes your hypocrisy even worse.

At least in general people in the south are fairly placid and jovial. You porridge wogs in the North are nothing but savages that are too stupid to realise that your "region" is in reality a self contained prison to keep you from harming the rest of us in the isles.

To be honest I think outside the view of the savage minded porridge wog Ireland (the south) is viewed upon fairly okay by the rest of the world, even too nicely by some in my opinion.

You might want nothing to do with the south and that is fine, there is large majority here in the south that want nothing to do with you also. The funny thing is that while your community is losing to the papist scum , ours is gaining traction here and becoming more against reunification than ever before.

>to the average mind an Irishman is still a drunken leprechaun and that's not really something to be proud of.

I agree. I just think its slightly hypocritical to be so scathing of them when your people willingly mongrelised yourselves with them.

I hate you all. Filthy savages.

>>128940087
why traps?
traps are rexi boys in wigs and have no pecs
trannys are birds with dicks
former is queer
latter is raw hetro

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>>128940284
>>128940389
Shit, I hope you guy's don't find my other social media accounts and dox me.

>>128940866
IDK she just looks evil to me, just like every other childless woman.

>people are unironically actually voting for labour and not joking about it all week

wait what lmao, how deranged can you be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN7r0Rr1Qyc

TOMORROW BELONGS TO MAY

>>128940928
he can win by losing by simply reducing the Tory majority

>>128940850
I'll be spoiling my ballot. Live in Oxford East, so it won't make much of a difference (Labour safe seat), but I can't give my support to either of them anyway.

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>>128938668
>Britain Erect

>>128940821
>trusting liberals
You can stop this meme.

>>128941004
I'm not him but sex with traps is unironically better than with real women because they're so eager to please and submissive, that and the taboo factor

>>128940893
How the fuck did you even learn how to play that game? I played as Germany and got capitulated by fucking France.
pls no bully.

>>128940415
ruh roh

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/06/turkey-fast-track-troops-deployment-qatar-170607151127104.html


why is the middle east so complex?

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>Labour candidate for the constituency next to mine.

>>128940204

Wrong again, muck savage.

North Dublin. Just a non-infested enclave.

>>128940757

well i never really assumed that it would get blocked, i just had that thought about the lesser-of-two-evils debate. i'm not voting for either of them.

who would you vote for, if you were english?

I always hear about Labour safe seats. What constituencies would you consider Tory safe seats?

>>128940848
>invade people cooperating with us
>Let the richest oil fields on the earth fall under Russian influence

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>>128941022
>shitposting about how I'm going to vote Labour all week
>actually going to vote Tory

I love mummy so much.

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>>128940929

>>128940775
what a manlet fuck

>ever voting for manlet ever

Corby is a manlet so Im not even considering him as a politician desu

>>128941175
Tim Farron's Wife/10

>>128941273
my own
most of the south
most of the midlands

>>128940671
This can't be real.

>>128941175
BASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/news/politics/first-ever-transgender-candidate-stands-for-melton-mp-seat-1-7963636

FUCKING LABOUR HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>128940928
He can remain in charge of the Labour party, which is a win for him. If you mean can Labour win the election, then no.

>>128938668
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html

>He added that the Met's Counter Terrorism Command was aware of the assault but is not investigating 'at this time'.

>Officers drove the victim around the area in an attempt to find the perpetrators but no arrests have been made.

Sterling police work there. Truly smashing.

>>128941106

fair enough.

what would your ideal candidate represent?

>>128941169
Research the fucking Land Doctrine, you twat.

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>>128941298

>>128941273
Suburbs, countryside seats

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mummy

>>128940973
where do you think you are? i've been redpilled on the racial IQ question since before you got an iPhone for your 11th birthday you fucking neophyte. i've forgotten more about the real world than you will ever know; i'd pity you, but i'd know you'd only waste it.

>>128941297
she will make /pol/ illegal to visit

>>128940710
ur dad still alive?
what r fathers for

[note: just had a 'select the bus' captcha - never seen that before]

>>128941280
race traitor

>>128941133
This stupid cunt illegalized National Action as a terror group when they did nothing wrong, just like the Fuhrer. It's going to be just an excuse to prosecute right wing people while more muzzies are bombing and stabbing people in the street. Welcome to your hell, britbong. Next time some shit goes down, you need to get some of your m8s at the pub and go paki bashin'. Let these fuckers know they don't belong here, force them to escalate and your people will wake up faster.

Godspeed my fellow Anglo.

https://twitter.com/yazzarf/status/872436052232994817

>>128941175
Is it a tranny?
I can't tell with British women any more.

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>>128941407

>>128940991
>cucked by upper-class divide-and-rule cunts

Drink strong bleach for the betterment of mankind.

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>>128940995
Do yourself a favour cunt. Stop writing novels to defend your country and national stereotypes it makes you seem highly unconfident (an Irish national stereotype).
>call cunts cunts and kikes kikes..stop justifying yourself and country. Ireland is alright and so are the Irish. You only need to prove greatness to yourself not some neck beard wanker online.

>>128941171

Roaches have been dropping supplies all day.

I think this is why the Qataris are gearing up just now; if the Saudis are going to make a move, they have to do it before the Turkish military gets there.

>>128940991
>raised to hate the Union Jack
>realise I am the human embodiment of the Union Jack
Good lad

>>128940478

Be still my beating heart....what happened to the Tory party...how did we go from this to the progressive cesspit we're lumped with today...

>>128940848
Because nobody is allowed to be a superpower except the USA, that's the rules of the game.

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>>128941428
Can't wait for Big Phil to rape her cunt electorally-speaking

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>>128941376
she's fucking gorgeous lads

>>128941530
It's an average labour voter.

>>128941617
stunning and brave

>>128941376
>>128941530
Yes it is.

>>128941575
why would they want to invade? what threat are qataries to saudis?

>>128941278
>Co-operating
>Saudi Arabia threatening to "accidentally" fail to share intel about attacks in the UK if we stop selling them weapons and accidentally fail to prevent Saudi taught salafist preachers entering the UK on clean passports
>Qatar literally funding IS

I'll give you the bit about Russia making a run for the sweet black nectar when operation rightful sand begins, but Russia has surprisingly poor force projection for a country that gets bigged up as the enemy of the free world, we could probably grab most of it

What music does brit/pol/ listen to? Currently listening to grime and can't imagine a less /pol/ genre if I tried

>>128941592
Forget my last post..just fucking neck yourself you fucking kike

>>128941285
But he's anti-Israel, anti-Saudi, and doesn't care about the "muh Russia" thing. He's probably going to Brexit harder than Childless Theresa too.

As for your quote, Tory is gonna do the same damn thing. They are practically the same on immigration. Voting Tory would be dumb as fuck.

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Wow N.K is totally happening guys it's for real this time

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>>128941611
>You'll never go out on the pull with Big Phil and Double-D

>>128941749
Rachmaninoff

>>128941805
>NK fires missile

why is this even news any more?

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>>128941749

>>128941297
any thoughts on the party candidates?

So vote UKIP or Conservative?

>>128941902
Labour, asshole.

>ordinary people

Why does this work time and time again? Why are so many people so happy to be ordinary and treated ordinary?

Nobody wants to be successful here in this commie age?

Aspiration died?

>>128941485
Oh, this was meant for >>128941313 btw

>>128941902
UKIP

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>>128941749
drum n bass, jungle, future garage, 2-step

>>128941902
There's a thread for this discussion actually. I'm voting UKIP personally.

>>128937735

>>128941457
unless u tease her naughty

>>128941749
Electric Light Orchestra, Iron Maiden and The Smiths today lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

Reminder I will laugh at either side tomorrow.

>>128941749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXNdLQt_bk

>>128941617
Doesn't seem much worse than your average inbred island hag.

>>128941974
1. people have low self-esteem
2. people find comfort in an in-group

>>128941902
Whatever eats the Tory vote

>>128941902
>voting

>>128938969
>Sweden

ories at the gulags

ukip in the street

lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

REPEAT AFTER ME

TORIES AT THE GULAGS

UKIP IN THE STREET

LIB DEMS AT THE BACK SEATS

GREEN PARTY NOT EATING

pass it on

>>128939232
>>128938892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyDBsMi7WE8

>>128941902
Tory obviously to piss off the lefties on here

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>>128941849
>listening to syrupy romanticism because it sounds like a nursery rhyme
>not listening to pic related and experiencing the actual meta consciousness of western european civilisation
come on mate

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>>128941387
>what would your ideal candidate represent?
Economically conservative. Promotes personal responsibility. Is culturally conservative, but doesn't try to legislate for it. Seeks to decrease the reach and influence of the state in day-to-day life. Sees themselves as a representative of Britain, not some global community.
Basically the opposite of Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn in a lot of ways.

>>128941537

>>128941974
Ordinary means most people. The party who gets most people to vote wins

>>128941983
Oh, you keep spamming me with vote labour links and paragraphs of text. I guess I'll vote labour now!

>>128941974
>t. jewish capitalist

maybe things matter more to people other than being rich

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>>128941902

right that's it i'm coming to get you now bitch

>>128941617
a real bobby dazzler

But if we vote UKIP there's more chance for Labour... So vote Conservative?

>family voting intentions;
Mum: reluctant tory
Dad: Tory
Sister: Labour
Brother: too blackpilled

>we're witnessing the last 24 hours of corbyn before he fades into obscurity never to return

Feels fucking sterling

>>128941441
>Where do you think you are?
You're the one shilling for Momentum on /pol/.

How receptive are people to the idea?

>>128941740
>Threat
Its nothing to do with threat
Trump made a speech pressuring Arab countries to do more to fight Islamism, Qatar funds ISIS and a variety of other groups, but not Al-qaeda, Saud's pet group, Qatar is also another OPEC country and has huge reserves of natural gas, its very small and has an absolutely shit army, the Reserves could probably take them on their own

Saudi and pals smash Qatar, get that gas, wipe out a potentially thorny OPEC member and get to say they're doing their bit against Islamic extremism all at the same time

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>>128938668
>Britain Erect

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BREAKING

Final poll puts Tories on a 12 POINT LEAD
>12 POINT LEAD
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/07/tories-on-12-point-lead-over-labour-in-final-pre-election-poll

Mummy us coming home lada

>>128941563

>Considers a few sentences a novel

My friend, I am sorry that the English education system has left your mind in such a ravaged state.

What have I got to be confident in anyway? My side lost, my ancestors have been spared the misery of seeing everything they built gradually be eroded.

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.

the british socalled right kek your fucking morons

fucking laughable.

>>128941740

The Saudis say - and I'm not even joking - that it's about Qatar funding terror.

What it's actually about is oil, though.

The Saudis gave them a ten point 24h ultimatum to comply with, about cutting ties with Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood etc. (which the Qataris are obviosuly going to ignore) so we'll see what happens.

>>128942231
Exactly.

>>128942244
what does blackpilled mean lad

>>128941749
What I'm listening to right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhd_qhIr2g

>>128940671

Seems like a sure-fire way to lose votes

>>128940928
You may have noticed all the Blairites and so-called "soft-left" MPs who were publically attacking their leader have been very quiet over this election campaign.

As self-serving careerists, they want to keep their jobs. But even if Labour lose, hopefully the Blairites will be annihilated and replaced with Corbyn supporters.

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

>>128942279
Oh I should also mention that many Saudi's are probably creaming their dirty pajamas at the thought of all the Qatari sex slaves this could generate

>>128942174

yeah and then i'll go listen to jazz pfft

>>128942407
Have you ever been to a food bank

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These trips prove ukip will win tomorrow

>>128942469
Peter Hitchens

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ARE YOU READY FOR WW3

>>128940285

>>128942259
I will save in post JUST in case he actually wins, for shitposting purposes.

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reminder that if you vote for ukip you're a fucking downy

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I can't wait for the salt harvest. It is going to be a glorious meltdown

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vote may

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>>128942469
>mfw when this election has left us flooded with normies

>>128942496
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128940995
I too, wish that Cromwell had finished the job and slaughtered every single person on the island of Ireland, excluding settlers of course. I truly wish that the famine had killed you off, for every Irish person I have ever had the misfortune of speaking to has been scum. Your ancestors lived and died in mud huts for thousands of years and then the British had the good decency to colonise you and bring this cursed island the benefits of civilisation and technology. From the outset the natives were a pain in the neck for the British settlers, and remain so to this day. To call us savages, given your history of nothing but barbarianism, weakness and desire to return to the filth of your ancestors is the ultimate irony. The Irish have brought absolutely nothing to modern society and without Britain, which most Irish I have met claim to despise, it is doubtful that many would even be able to point your country out on a map. I can only hope that some day you get overrun by a military dictatorship so we can have another civil war in Ireland because nothing would bring me more pleasure than seeing the whole island of Ireland wiped free of human life of any kind.

>>128941749
>Classical
>Old school Jazz/Swing
>Shoegaze
>90's West Coast Gangsta Rap (loves me some Dre and Snoop)
>00's """Indie"""
>80's New Wave and Post-punk
>60's and 70's boomer music (blame parents)

>>128942050
I want Tories to win because I want to see the British suffer.

Tories at the gulags

ukip in the street

lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

REPEAT AFTER ME

TORIES AT THE GULAGS

UKIP IN THE STREET

LIB DEMS AT THE BACK SEATS

GREEN PARTY KISSING TREES

Are there any Sharia parties I can vote for?

>>128942606
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128942413
>>128942501

>tfw you will live to see a regional nuclear exchange in the Middle East with battles fought with Slavic and South African mercenaries

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Lad did I say those trips? I meant these trips

>>128942671
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128942703
Do you live in Bradford?

>>128942750
BTFO

>>128942706
Banks are for money dum-dum.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/tory-candidates-election-broadcast-goes-viral-compared-toalan/
>Sir Greg Knight, who is a member of the Parliamentary rock band 'MP4', has produced a jingle backed plea for local voters to elect a "strong and stable" Government.
>a member of the Parliamentary rock band 'MP4

It just gets better

>>128942469
means he eats wog turd

>>128941819
>wanting to go on the pull with Dumbass Davis, not David Dimbleby

baka

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When you think about it, morning-after pills are just as bad as abortions

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>>128942553

>>128942261
right. the problem you are having here is you are trying to make me look ridiculous but all the absurdity is coming from your side, and what's more it's baseless so it's never going to work.
I'm not shilling for momentum. I am working, but momentum would be fucking lucky to have me. Independent of all of that, i'm voting labour because I have serious concerns about the shrinking consumer base. Most serious economists agree that austerity not only doesn't work, but continuing it in face of low growth low productivity low national vigor is suicide. Come the next financial crisis we have nowhere to go. Wages have to rise, and soon - if they had kept in line with where they were set in 1997, increased proportionally with growth; it would be around £17 now, if not slightly higher. £7.50 an hour is a joke in terms of RPI - people can't afford to heat their houses AND eat food. what's the point?

>>128942703
Respect, ostensibly.

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fucking laughable.

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>>128942813
Frightfully witty.

>>128942896
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128942896
How many layers of irony are you on?

>>128942896
>you will never attend a paedo party organised by Margaret Thatcher
feels bad man

>>128942469
someone who has given in to depression / political nihilism and either doesn't vote, or votes for what will cause some ENDGAME scenario to arrive more quickly

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable..

>>128942896
Keeping posting that shit and watch what happens bruv

Are people legit voting for a barren woman? I thought that was normally a bad sign for God if they aren't blessed with childbirth.

>>128943025
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128942825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyh0n1wXbs8

honestly it's pretty catchy i was singing it in my head earlier

>>128942505
no one likes jazz. adorno was just memeing

>>128942655
Come and have a go if you thing you're hard enough
you fat micro penis wanker

>>128942006
most patrician response yet, you venture much into grime/garage at all m8?

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable....

you can guarantee there will be lefty millennials, spending all day tomorrow telling people to go out and vote (presumably for Corbyn), but won't be arsed to actually go out and vote themselves

the same people who tweet how giving money to charity is important, but don't do it themselves, and tweet to pray for terrorist victims and don't actually pray.

>>128938923
get rid of the NHS? are you retarded?

>>128943166
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128942718
Sadly that little shit hole is far too important right now, the entire world is gagging on the Oil industry's big meaty cock and Saudi Arabia is essentially an Energy company that attained autonomy, hopefully they either take something too far and lose the backing of the united states or oil alternatives like Nuclear become more viable on the small scale soon, once one of those happens the house of Saud is going to get its shit pushed in

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fucking laughable.....

>>128942582
in this age of hedonism
is it frowned upon for a normal lad to hook up with a "hot" down syndrome girl?
surely that's happened once before
ethical? legal?
what if you loved her
what about a downstranny?
are they out there?

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>>128943166
Why do you make these posts?

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>>128940775
He's so...TEENSY
SMALLER THAN ME

>>128943280
Have you ever been to a food bank

>>128943166
>tories will have you raped by a respectable British gentleman
>Labour will have you raped by a dirty paki
the choice is clear