STRAP IN /POL/ ITS ABOUT TO GET COMFY

IT'S REAL

NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


WE'RE GONNA DIE BITCHES

EAT SHIT KOREA

>>128934227
THIS IS ALL WITHIN THE LAST 4 MINUTES.

LETS MEME WORLD WAR 3 IM SICK OF THIS NORMALITY.

I WANT TO SEE BIGGER HAPPENINGS IN MY LIFETIME.

>>128934371
How are we gonna die? I'm not a subhuman chink I hope the Koreans wipe each other out, and the Japanese, Chinese, Burmese, and Siamese

>>128934227

DO IT FAGGOT

Digits say us counterstrike within 48 hours

I can feel it. Strap up.

>>128934227
im in a base in Washingtonian right now..they said get some stuff together

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I got my blanket ready

>>128934472
No one said anything about dying, but if one country gets nuked we can only hope that people become trigger happy with nukes.

Its like when one person does it, it gives permission for all. IT will become a demolition derby, as soon as a few nukes hit you can assume its going to cause economic problems, meaning reparations meaning depression.

>>128934227
I KNEW IT I was waiting for this all night and kek finally delivered

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getting comfy

>>128934371
>>128934379
>>128934645
>>128934705
>>128934771
>>128934843
nothing is happening. it's just like every other NK launch.this has happened too many times before.
Move along

>>128934771
No, your parents telling you to get out of your basement and get your shit together doesn't count.

are you here kek?

this isn't not very weird, why the hype?

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Show yourself O Deity

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>>128934227
LIVE FOOTAGE:

>>128934227
I bet Trump counterstrikes tomorrow during the Comey nothing burger

>>128934938
I've always thought that comfy position is a little gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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POST YOUR COMFY NUCLEAR WINTER FACE

also kino

It's on! digits will obviously confirm

Will hiding in the dark protect me from gamma rays, or only lower-power EM waves?

WW3 NOW

Stand down. Digits indicate 06/22. June 22. It's a go.

>>128935227
7 atleast

>>128935000
MULTIPLE

>>128934227
Doesn't this shit happen every 10 days?
No need to strap in. OP just sucked so much cock over the past 24 hours he forgot this shit happens constantly.

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>>128935225

RIP Cali

>>128935443
platinum bless

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>>128935225

BITCOIN SURGED, THE CHINKS SUSPECT HAPPENINGS!

WATCH FOR GOLD OR COMMODITIES, WHEN VOLUME AND PRICE RISES WE KNOW ITS HAPPENING

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>>128935443
kek'd

>>128935000
MULTIPLE = AKA NOT A TEST
LAND TO SHIP NIGGGAAA

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>>128935311
God dammit leaf

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>>128935225

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>>128934379
My body is ready to glass some gooks

>>128934227

North Korea: N-notice me senpai! *launches missiles*

can we play nuked-state bingo
my money's on washington

>>128936255

Apologies but the digits don't lie. Anniversary of the DPRK invasion is June 25, 1950. We've got a few weeks to go yet.

>>128934227
I dont get the motivation, even China has told them to pipe down and now they just launch things to purposefully spite everyone.

Its not a show of strength at this point, its intentional antagonizing. Do they WANT to go to war?
All they have to do is stop shooting missiles every week. Its not even a crazy demand at this point.

>>128936572
Won't be your Muslim filled shithole though.

>>128935177
While we can't see exact body position under the covers, ass up face down is in fact breddy gay

>>128936687
I've come to the conclusion that the "Norks are literally insane" meme is real.

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>>128934371
>EAT SHIT KOREA
You should be thanking based Kim for a happening

>>128936697
you got me

>>128934227
they do this literally all the time

they have fired on and killed south koreans with artillery and nothing ever happens

>>128936572
what time is prayer?

3 down another 5 to go?

CNN called them test missiles like 6 minutes ago

rip

>>128935225
>Nuclear winter
>For fucking North Korea
I don't think so

>>128936687
What's wrong with this? I support the Koreans on this, if I were let's say prime minister of Germany and one refugee crossed my border I would just launch a hundred misses at Aleppo as a warning to stay away

Thanks based Kim.

Bollocks

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It is happen. Digit confirm

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>>128935225

This is absolutely happening, my brother who works for the DOD here in DC just got called in for a "long night" the last time that happened was in 2004. Get fucking ready.

>>128936233
these guys look to familiar to me. kinda creepy

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>>128934771
Just reported you to the Army criminal investigaters at JBLM for an OPSEC violation.

Be prepared to hear a knock on your door, kid.

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>tfw too dumb to realize north korea is a hollywood movie and the landmass is actually home to secret US bases

>>128937072
they don't get any refugees, and the "problem" is missiles are highly dangerous to their neighbors as well as the environment.

If you are told by the entire international community, even your protecting nation; maybe its time to give up on the missile launches towards Japan that ultimately serve no purpose other than provocation.

You could get away with things like placing missiles at your borders or mobilizing your army to new bases.But not actually shooting off weapons into neutral waters.

>>128937437
This time you should properly colonise Korea, you made a mistake handing half the nation over to the soviets and handing the other subhuman apes independence

>>128935000
Damnit digits

>>128937437
but I didn't sleep last night anon. fucks sake where is the closest recruitment office

>>128937590
I'm just saying you should launch missiles as a show of strength, or send the army. I would have flattened Algiers, Tunis and Casablanca by now if I were a European leader.

>>128937437
Awful attempt at LARP

>>128937666
sorry to disappoint, satan.

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>>128935411
OP is a nigger.

>>128937437
Syria got 52 Tomahawks , Wat best Kprea git ?

>>128937781
That's all these threads are, theres never actual happenings in korea for obvious reasons yet everyone feels the need to larp to themselves to death over it. Might as well collect some (you)'s from summerfags.

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>>128934227

>>128934227
> appear to be land-to-ship missiles
It has to hit a ship to be land-to-ship missile, dear Reuters.

NORTH KOREA MISSILE LAUNCH AGAIN? FUCKING HELL

GET IN HERE YOU FAGS:
discord/7pH779E

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>>128937910
>Syria got 52 Tomahawks ,
Maybe he will give them the ISIS treatment, sell there founders hundreds of billions of weapons and call them 'losers'

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>>128938158

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>>128934227
Nothing will happen, nothing ever happens.

>>128934771
That was your mom and dad telling you to get your
blankie and teddy bear cause it's past your bedtime.

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Not happening. South Korea is getting scared and backing down. They don't want to be reduced to rubble by best Korean artillary.

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>>128934227
When their missiles can't even reach your country...

Confirmed a missile hit a US cruiser. We're going to war boys

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Will Kek bless us with a snowball of happenings?

>>128938410
AKA AMERICA MISSES OUT ON PROFITING OF SOUTH KOREA BECAUSE OF NORTH KORE INTERVENTION WHICH MEANS BIGGER THREATS AND DEMANDS BY THE US TO THE NORKS.

>TOP FUCKING KEK THE HYPE IS REAAAAAL

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>>128934227
YOU ARE THE BLOOD

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>>128934227
>norks
>norking

norks're gonna nork, m8

MoD in the UK has just sent texts to employees asking for immediate overtime.......

OMG GUISE IT'S HAPPENLARPING

>>128937437
My uncle works for Nintendo and he just called in for a "long night", too. Japan is getting involved.

My brother is SAS he just told us we need to stock up on supplies just in-case.

I'm actually scared this time

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>>128938845
>>128939050
this is the end isn't it

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>>128938959
lol

>>128937587
Charge your phone, faggot.

>>128939050

You're in NZ, you literally have no happenings. What are you scared of?

>>128939300
No.
This is the beginning.

Land to sea missile
Who cares

>(((Reuters)))
Fake News

The were unironically testing weaponry

>>128939300
It's ok Estonibro, even if it is, we're all together in spirit. And remember there is no end, only a different beginning.

>>128939703
this

>>128939445
The world falling apart
Cannibals n shit idk

>>128934227
My friend in Seoul just called me. He said he just got nuked. But the beer is okay.

Just got a call from Space Ace, Rods From God being deployed by the SB-3 Ghouls, Solar Warden activating its mass drivers and particle beams.

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>tfw safe
It's a comfy feel

Also I'd like to thank Kim in advance for taking out California

>>128936577

>Apologies but the digits don't lie

>77

Woah

>>128940229
Why should we listen to you? You're not even a real country.

not happening. it was confirmed a test. pol is wrong again

God, may California or washington state (somehow) get nuked

>>128940287
>No dong 1
Not even hiding the fact that he's compensating

Kim Jung Ding Dong is just "testing" his turd missiles. Its literally nothing.

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>>128934227
QATAR HAS CUT OFF DIPLOMATIC TIES WITH NORTH KOREA

THE NATIONAL GUARD WITHDREW THE LAST TROOPS FROM DETROIT AFTER A 17 YEAR OCCUPATION

THIS IS THE BIG ONE LADS

>>128940269
>SB-3 Ghoul
Does anyone remember the Skyking threads from winter in early 2016 about this shit, then the anon got v& and likely raped/murdered

>>128938489
Prove it, if this is true... it's over.

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>>128934227
>It's another Un shoots at the ocean thread.
Seriously, does he hate water that much?

>>128940834
>leaf

>>128940720
Yes that's why I referenced it. It's credible too.

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>>128940834
>gookshoah

Shadilay

>>128940834
i'm glad spies like this leaf are outing themselves before war starts

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>>128940438
>Implying worst China has any sovereignty over us.

My gf is currently in gothenburg sweden visiting her grandmother and they just heard jets flying over? Isn't like 3 am over there wtf is going on???

>>128940720
Oh, what? I missed that; what happened? And how do you know he got nicked?

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>>128935225

Wonders if Kim Jong uuun has a group of blacks that he lets live in his country for comedy reasons

>>128934227
You don't mean
COVFEFE?

>>128935443
how niggish

>>128941206
Intelligence gathering if anything at all, nosey fuckers

>>128941206
>flying Swedish melodic metal jets to watch Kim Jong uuuhh break a missile mid flight from the air

>>128941206
on their way to cluster bomb malmo, day of the rope is here

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>>128935225

Right now a c-130 containing the entire band In Flames as payload will be flying over North Korea to drop them on the chunky monkey

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>north koreans
>doing anything right
A random sandnigger blowing himself up is more likely to cause WW3 than those stupid gooks.
sandnigger kill count > korean kill count

>>128941763
Now that's what you call heavy metal.

>>128941599
Those jets started from Estonia.
No cluster bombs, though. Just funny gas.

>>128941763
They have an album called The Master Race desu

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>>128935038
Yes i am.

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>>128935225

>>128941913
Andrea Friedan was born in Estonia from his mother warg wikernes

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>>128941913
>they finally deploy the gay gas bomb
>it's against muzzies
>doesn't seem to change their behavior
lol

>>128934227

I will go to sleep. This shit is nothing as always. Wake me up, when the nukes are falling.

>>128938489
source?

>>128941116
Shut up Burma we own you

>>128941763
>In Flames
Threadly reminder that they're swedish.

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please nuke israel

>>128944139

I thought about that last month they dont seem to be in range.

>>128941116
You're the Belgium of Asia lad.

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ITS HAPPENING NIGGERS

>>128934227
>2018
>still using projectile weapons

get back to me when they have beam weapons

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war faces go

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>>128935225
>tfw all my guns are in another state

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>>128945458

>>128939445
Getting murdered by all the other people fleeing to there?

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>>128944139
>>128944215

>>128940287

>>128945463
You traveling or something?
If you have moved from an old home and waiting for it to arrive to your new location, you are quite odd for not packing up your most important stuff with you first.

>>128935377
They launched multiple missiles last year abs I think the beginning of this year with some SRBMs. The way people get excited over nothing ob /pol/ makes me doubtful about your credibility.

If North Korea hits something besides water or their own land, China is gonna tell the US to have at it. Russia might even join in to neutralize NK.

I couldn't imagine living in a major SK city right now. Holy shit.

>>128948480
I'm still waiting for the NK flag to pop up, if it even exists on /pol/.

>>128949166
How New are you?

>>128935443
lmfao dude got SERVED

>>128939050
>we need to stock up on supplies just in-case.
More paki semen?

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>>128935225

>>128949166
There are 3054 on 4plebs

>>128948819
>china would tell US to have at it.
No, China would be more likely to invade and put a new puppet government in place. It does NOT want a direct border with the US puppet of South Korea.

>>128934371
fpbp

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>>128937587
Check your text messages, you dumb nigger.

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nothing happened

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>>128934472
Dont forget the niggaplease