Brit/pol/ - Everybody Knows Bodger Loves Ethno-Nationalism edition

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corbbo

Was Karl Marx a Marxist?

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Genuinely shocked at the new Survation poll

HE CAN'T DO IT, CAN HE?

Will the Survation poll be released before or after the election? I want to go to bed.

https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/872569913176707072

https://twitter.com/louistheroux/status/872539781200306176

Why do people leave endorsements this late?

Reminder - if survation is not in before midnight it cannot be released.

>>128932433
Is the Pope a Jew?

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Torykeks BTFO

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>tfw Brits will rangeban themselves from 4chan

Reminder to watch BBC News at 11:55 because once midnight hits, they totally shift in tone as to not talk about politics. It's a joy to behold.

>>128932437
fuck off with this fake bullshit every thread

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the real MAY

>>128932437
shit b8 faggot kys

>>128932511
wrong

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Remember pints are on me lads.

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Sad to see Bodger go
Hopefully one day we get justice for Phillip Schofield raping Gordon the Gopher to death

>>128932479
There's a shitstorm at their office, apparently.

>>128932433
Is Blair a Blairite?

>>128932511
you said that last thread too. It's incorrect.

Ipsos Mori's last poll comes out tomorrow.

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Know what I haven't posted a pic of in hours?

My apologies.

>>128932569

fight me cunt

>>128932530
Louis is a Jew and he likely ment may lolololol

>>128932600
Cannot be released tomorrow as it can influence the election. Will be released afterwards.

Hi guys former Conservative member here, it's funny seeing May crash and burn but seriously we can't let her get ahold of the Greggs codes.

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Our tables for our final poll are delayed due to a left hemisphere "stooshie" in the stats room. But worry not ye final poll watchers..

Translation: Our tables for our final poll are delayed due to the labour/snp cunts having an argument over the data in the stats room.

Basically the left wing portion are arguing over the data. Survation about to do a Tories 6 (+5) lead to herd?

Or arguing because they want to show a Corbyn lead?

>>128932656
Kebab shop floor sweepings?

>>128932613
>tfw this buck-toothed whore will never nibble on your cock

>>128932552
>one less country calling you a leaf
You'll always remain a fucking leaf lad.

>>128932433
He hated Jews.

Take from it what you will.

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>>128932530
that hrtpbs guy fucking SUCKS

Tomorrow I'm going to stroll to the polling station, yes I'm going to stroll.

With a smile on my face, I'm going to SMASH that UKIP box. My seat is as safe as a Tory seat gets and I have ABSOLUTELY NO qualms sacrificing my vote.

Then I'm off to my dads (I'll probably drive) as he's cooking a slap up jalfraezi for me and my grandad, it's so fucking good.

>>128932314
reeeeeeeeee someone give me doggo advice
I can adopt a 6 month old staffy x american bulldog, should I do it? I wanna scare some muslims but i've never owned a dog before.

It's 6 months old and girl. Doesn't even have a name yet

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>>128932575

I really hope the conservatives don't get a significant majority. I think in May's mind she will think people believe people are actually supportive of her, rather than them being the slightly less shit option of Labour. She's run a pretty terrible campaign all in all, seeing as this election was called to pretty much wipe Labour out.

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>>128932314
Vote Conservative for a safer Britain. Vote Conservative for a stronger Britain. Vote Conservative for a Sharia Britain.

Forward Together!

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

>>128932682
Incorrect. Ipsos Mori's last poll comes out tomorrow. Polling companies are only barred from releasing exit polling before closure of polls.

Also
>could affect the results
Todays polls could affect the results. Your bullshit doesn't even make sense.

>>128932774

sorry to hear about the sexual abuse from your Dad mate

>>128932433
If people who live in England are English

>>128932800
Are you the idiot that was looking to buy an unregistered firearm earlier?

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>>128932530

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>>128932755
>marx hated jews
>jezza (a far left marxist) hates jews

is marxism actually good?

>>128932755
You do know he was a Jew right?

>>128932756
i think he's pretty cool

life was so much easier when it could be solved by shipping half your population to hit people with swords. Is it bad to want to be reborn as a viking or crusader?

>>128932818
Flag is this? Looks like some jigaboo country.

>>128932800
>staffy
Go for it. Everyone else on your council estate has one, and I'd hate for you to miss out.

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Vote for massive state surveillance!
Strong and Stable.

>>128932800
>staffy x american bulldog

Good luck three years down the line when some neighbourhood father beats you to death in your own house because your pup mauled his little girl in the swingpark and you only got probation for it.

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MY BUTT HURTS
V
O
T
E

MAY

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WE

>>128932656
imaging choosing to eat donner sober

>>128932858
At least crop out the express so it looks believable.

Shout out notts lads

>>128932741
>try to save your daughter from being raped by pakis
>get hit by a truck of peace
>get called a bigot and thrown in jail because no rights
>at least you're not a leaf and can enjoy leftie tears
#Winning

>>128932953
>>128932858

WHAT

IS

HIS

END

GAME

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>Wherever you go
>Whatever you do
>It's pure and simple
>I'll be there for you

Going to vote Lib Dem tomorrow lads. How much of a cuck does that make me?

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>the last polls

My sides, poor corbyn fanatics on twitter are very upset.

>>128932949
Look mate we've got all the foreigners visiting, can you not?

>>128932931
Move to Mauritania and you can do that every day.

>>128932808
Fuck, I'm too lazy to do it right now, but someone could make a funny image StarWars parody, of him, standing their in his Jedi cloak onesie, and then Sheev Palpatine telling him to kill the younglings.

>>128933038

why?

>>128932755
He was a jew.
You are an idiot.

Take from it what you will.

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(((They))) support the 1% Tory party

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>>128932985

I don't always post munchy boxes, lad.

Sometimes I post doner meat and cheese sarbenis.

>>128933038
>labour tears intensify

Just seen on my normiebook feed someone saying that Theresa is a marxist.

>>128932722
This alone shows Survation can't be trusted with their polling.

>>128932677
He's not a Jew. His dad is Paul Theroux who is French-Canadian / Italian-American and his mum is English. He has dated Jewesses in the past though.

>>128932901
no
>>128932941
I live in a nice house far away from chavs
>>128932950
you sure it's that aggressive? both breeds alone are really popular and they don't seem to have a bad rep

>90mg of codeine
>cs go comptetition on in the background
>grinding on RoK
>retarded election where May and Corbyn are both going to do worse than they hoped about to come up

truly a comfy night lads.

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>>128932987
WHAT ABOUT THIS ?

>>128933005
Ashfield standing by.

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Which campaign slogan do you prefer, /pol/?

>Tories: "For a Strong and Stable Britain, in the National Interest"
>Labour: "For the Many, not the Few"

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Reminder

>>128933126

I actually like donair meat but that looks rancid

>>128932433
he wasn't a real marxist

>>128933147
Bullshit

>>128933129
This election has shown that leftists have literally lost all common sense, they're literally gone insane.

>>128933126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVT_o1LVHIY

>>128933129
How? Did they offer an explanation?

>>128933198
Neither.

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>>128933030
WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW

>>128932530

>Tolerance

Mass immigration and pretending there is no muslim rape pandemic

>Fair play

Stealing money from people who earned it and sabotaging industry and the economy

>muh least advantaged

People (fat women) taking 3 months of sick with full pay pretending to have mental elf issues

>>128933198
Corbyn. For the many, not the Jew.

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>>128933038

>>128933170
Sutton in?

>>128932912
>>128933104
Self-hating Jews are a stereotype for a reason. They're extremely common. Unfortunately hatred of your own Jewishness is closely linked to hating white civilisation as a whole and desiring its utter destruction

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local munchy box

Who should I vote for lads?
I'm in Scotcuck land, I think my town will either go SNP or Labour so I'm guessing vote for the Tories?

>>128932613
Why is Kstew so literally fucking perfect?

>>128932755
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Marxism was invented by Karl Marx the Jew

>looking through my Dad's ipad browsing history
>porn search after port search
>all cuckold fetish shit

FFS

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>>128933037

>>128933198
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer

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>>128932932
Dominican Republic. Literally shitposting on the beach lad.

>>128933252

They did not.

>>128933164
I just said you gotta crop out the satire paper names.

>>128932971
Not particularly important, Sudan and Chad aren't too far south from Morocco and early modern humans have always had the potential to be somewhat earlier. Guess it puts them in range of the earlier neanderthals but they still aren't in Europe.

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>>128933068
feel bad for corbyn as he seems like an extremely nice person.

his fans though?

>>128933291
These munchy boxes never have enough doner meat.
Seriously, I want it everywhere.

>>128932912
One of his grandparents was a Jew, he didn't identify as one, and if he did he was very self hating.

This is what Karl Marx said about Jews (P.S. I do not like Marxism)

"What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money. … Money is the jealous god of Israel, in face of which no other god may exist. Money degrades all the gods of man — and turns them into commodities. … The bill of exchange is the real god of the Jew. His god is only an illusory bill of exchange. … The chimerical nationality of the Jew is the nationality of the merchant, of the man of money in general."

He also didn't like "Niggers"

>>128933289
Could you name me some more self-hating jews? I'm not disputing, just can't think of any off the top of my head.

Actual brawl in the Survation office and the mong who was on DP today got arrested for assaulting some maths intern from UEA.

>>128933321
you're black

>>128932486
Why do people still care about celebrity endorsements?

>>128933198
labour's is better even though i don't believe in what it says

>>128933292
Don't be a cuck, vote SNP if you want to get out the UK and vote Labour if you care about Britain.

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>>128932915
can't stand most british lefties on twitter personally desu

do you like sam kriss?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxttIziHHc

She is so robotic. It's soundbite after soundbite. Thersea May won't be able to negotiate Brexit. She will go over to Brussels and she will just repeat the same phrases over and over again at them. We will end up with no deal and our country will fall.

Please for the love of god don't vote Conservative tomorrow. Please for the sake of our great country don't vote Conservative.

>>128933205
this makes me kek every time

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If you were running for prime minister, what would your tagline be lads?

Mine would be something like "New Era, New Britain"

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>tfw the first, last, and only rebuttal I get anymore is being called a leaf
That's actually disheartening.

>>128933344
Natch.

>>128933321
You look like you don't squat.

>>128933120
Wew that is an insightful take you have on British politics there Mick.

>>128933416
Especially after virtually all of them endorsed Hilary.

>>128933321

looks fucking comfy

>>128933410

great observation mate

>>128933205
Our polls are nothing like the US ones in terms of inaccurracy, and the pollsters are less biased/have less reason to doubt a tory victory.

>>128933455
One People, One Country, One Leader.

>>128933126

Lad, I have to confess that I had donner meat and chips tonight, in spite of commenting earlier that your lunch box didn't look particularly appetizing kek

>>128933472
Leaf cunt

>>128933358
Reminder that his parents were war dodgers, he's continuously refused to condemn IRA attacks on civilians and is a secret gay lover to Jerry Adams.

>>128933455
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer

>>128933205
nice jpg you just made you fucking wanker.

Reminder that people who consume fruit are not welcome on brit/pol/

>>128933358
Corby has always known he wasn't winning this one. His fans are naive and stupid however.

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VOTE MAY

>>128933479
>>128933414
You might be my least favourite poster

>>128933416
People trust famous faces.

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/872428328824827904

>>128933562
There is literally nothing wrong with the IRA.

>>128933216
Just look it up you fucking tard. Or watch the 'Louis and the Nazis' documentary where he specifically talks about it.

>>128933294

God gave her to us to cherish in hard times

>>128933500
English here, you rat cunt

>>128933282
Yes senpai.

>>128933440
I don't want to leave the UK though, that's suicide for this shithole of a country to go independant.

Wow, just think about it, if the rumour of the 2201 coup is correct, Jeremy Corbyn could already be into his last 24 hours as Labour leader.

>>128933266
Doesn't industry want mass immigration?

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>>128933362

Depends on the shop.

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>>128932314

It should not be forgotten that these cunts hate the White race.

>>128933455
One people, one nation, one leader.

>>128933674
>>128933601
I seriously hope you're using a bot lad because this is just sad

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dont vote labour

>>128933630
Spoken like a true marxist, would you be saying that if your family member got caught in one of their bombs?

Jenni Russell a fucking cutie milf

>>128933626
Remain cucks literally on suicide watch.
A remain hero is now supporting a party which publicly supports leaving the single market and customs union.

>>128933376
Norman Finkelstein. Noam Chomsky. Brother Nathanael. David Cole (the American holocaust denier from the 90s)...

>>128933472
Leaf.

>>128933038
Why would you vote for a party that will stop brexit?

>>128933632
I don't give two fucks what he says..I am almost 100% his dad is a Jew..but the Wikipedia pages have been changed over the years

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Kate Bush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-IwI1melPM

>>128933660
Mansfield inbred LOL

The polls mean nothing in Britain, does everyone forget of the "Shy tory" effect?

Basically Tory's lie about what they're going to vote for, or they don't answer polling.

Meaning if it says Labour is +1, Tories will still win.

>tfw that Sun cover actually real

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>>128933707

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>>128933623

AND...............

>>128933670
Then vote Labour. There is no good reason to vote Tory unless you're wealthy or want to carry on destroying this country.

>>128933472
don't worry, you'll be paki soon enough

>>128933672
good riddance

>>128933804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

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>>128933656
Quality shitposting sir, I salute you.

>>128933455
"Freedom At Any Cost" (I'm a bit of a Liberal desu senpai)

>>128933811
No ones even asked me.

>>128933707
How can anyone find that appetising?

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This is the pic I have with the most doner.

>>128932511
Cannot be published by news organisations, but can be published by the polling company on their own website.

>what is an exit poll/

legit hang yourself

>>128933291
How much does it cost?

>>128933416

It didn't work particularly well for Brexit kek

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Who would he vote for

>>128933850
What's this new meme of labour suddenly saving the UK?

>>128933763
Mr. Sugar is CCHQ's bitch.

>>128933448
they can't hear you.

>>128933795
So you're almost 100% based on what? You think you remember reading it on wiki a few years ago?

>>128933455
"Why contain it?"

>>128933845
Have you actually read this?

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ITT: Post your political ideology and who you're voting for

>t. Green voter

>>128933630
You ever read what you've typed before you hit post?

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>>128933747
My family members made the bombs nigger.

>>128933811
The shy tory effect has been forgotten because polling companies have weighted to account for it since 1992. It doesn't change shit any more.

>>128932552
You didn't use our proper pronouns! That's jailtime sonny jim.

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>>128933915
>>128933915

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>>128933795
Your Jewdar is broken son.

>>128933632
>Weak eye sight
>Works for the BBC
>Father a novelist
>NOSE
>libtard

Not a Jew...pull the other one

>>128932806

Oh yes, that's totally it Corbyn.
It's British identities fault.

>>128933960
People prefer a quick death.

>>128933626
>If you admire or trust me
lel, I wish lefty comedians were this funny

>>128933656
Calm down Guido.
I thought you were back in London now the Elton John thing's died down?

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>>128932437

no

>>128934018
I bet you feel right silly having that flag then, not like you can change it ;^)

>no This Week tomorrow (as expected)
>Nick Ferrari hosting it the week after
Is that a good or bad thing? I've never actually listened to his show before.

>>128932553
>T MINUS 5-ISH MINUTES

CAN'T FOOKIN WAIT FOR THIS TO BE OVER

>>128933959
Labour and he'd be shilling them all over twitter.

>>128933959
Ukip, considering morrissey sucks off nigel farage

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>>128933959
A socialist.

>>128933376
Jon Stewart, Noam Chomsky, Ilan Pappe are some good examples. They're all vocal anti-Zionists, which as I'm sure you're aware is the left wing, socially acceptable form of anti-Semitism

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>>128934065

These fucking celebs tweeting out "make sure you vote tomorrow, it's your time to make a difference" that are clearly inciting their deluded brain dead followers to vote labour hahahaha jesus fucking christ. I hate celeb leftys with a passion

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>>128933400

sauce?

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APOLOGISE

TO

DIANE

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Why are the irish such commie rats

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it's here

A NatSoc EU in 1940 would have been cool

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>>128934117
soon

Christ lads. If we lose this, we can never show our faces on /pol/ again.

>if we win we might not be able to anyway.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (+1)
LAB: 40% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 2% (-3)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @Survation / 06 - 07 Jun)


https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872586526437330945

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>>128933959
well he did like to ass fuck other men so......... tory ?

>>128933014
This leaf gets it

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JUST IN

https://twitter.com/Survation/status/872586205006888961

Survation shows Conservatives 1% ahead

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It's out

>>128934282
Middle class university Leftists are genuinely the scum of the Earth

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>>128934297
Fuck off lad

>brit/pol/ shilling for tories
>(((TORIES)))

Stop shilling kikes you retards, also I want retards to stop shilling Corbyn because even though he's against kikes he wants more non-white immigration which we definitely don't need

>>128934128
When alright. Like Paxman he can barely contain his disdain when speaking to politicians.

>>128934377
>>128934355
>>128934329
>>128934343

INTO LE TRASH

>>128934329
Why is Survation and Yougov so skewed towards Labour?

Do they only poll uni students?

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torys init

>Survation waited until all the papers had gone to print so their shit won't be publicised

After their CEO's performance on the daily politics I don't blame them

>>128934335
were fucked either way. at least with the tories it will piss off students and reddit

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>Labour 41.3 %
>Conservatives 38.5 %

HAPPENING

>>128934329
>it's fucking real
Expect 400k retweets, and the huge tears from lefties, come Friday.

>>128934293
I hate this little cocksucker so much

>>128934395
I was raised middle class myself but after living on my own with no help from my well off parents I have nothing but contempt for these people.

>>128934377
If real

hahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahaahahah

>>128934355
>>128934369
>>128934377
>>128934343

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SO DIFFERENT?

>>128934395
Don't have to tell me that mate, I do economics and my mates who do it too said they were voting labour.. I thought they were taking the fucking piss but no

>>128932314
everyone knows no brit likes racism

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>>128934329

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>>128934355
>7.8 UKIP
PURPLE
SURGE

>>128934333
>South Tyrone
lmao why isn't it already 400k Sinn Fein, that isn't an accomplishment.

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>>128934343

>2%

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>>128934297
Why are British Tories such circumcised cock suckers?

>>128934151
He's right you know

North Korea fires ‘multiple unidentified missiles’ – Seoul
Rt.com

Bye lads.

http://survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Survation-GE2017-Final-Poll-2d7l9l8.pdf

>2,800 polled

>>128933874

Literally the perfect woman. I get a weird pang of melancholy watching this video knowing I'll never live in a cottage in the lake district countryside with her at the age she was in this video as a life partner and make her laugh and cuddle with her and make her a big fry up after we both transcend bestial and mortal existence through the carnal sensations and deep soulful connections of a sweaty shagging sesh with the cool mountain air wafting in through the window. Why even live.

>>128934575
They have assumed that 90% of youth will turn out to vote, with the vast majority of those votes going to Labour.

>>128934469
Survation does it online if I recall and YouGov is the product of two very rich Tories, so it is in their interest to make sure that potential Tory voters do not think "oh well, we're going to win anyway, may as well not vote".

>>128934343

>6 gorrilion retweets

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>>128934377
polls are going to have a lot to answer for once jezz is announced pm

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The salt tomorrow will be unimaginable

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LABOUR/SNP COALITION INCOMING

>>128933291

Christ that looks worth dying before 35 for senpai.

>>128934589
...........................................that's lib dem m8

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>>128934355
HAPPENING

>>128934293
Diane is a moron. I'm not hyperbolising or exagerating because I dislike her, she's genuinely an idiot. Whether it's because she's a monkey is up for debate, but I'm racist so I'd definitely believe that's the cause of her mental deficiencies.

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>>128934297

uWOT kiddy fucker , the british can only act tough in their sons bedrooms

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>>128934589
That's for the milkman mate

Reminder that Survation were the only ones to get the 2015 election right
Hung parliament here we come

>>128934707
You have no idea how true that is.

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>>128932314
WE STILL BELIEVE
WE STILL BELIEVE
WE STILL BELIEVE

>>128934634
Just another ballistic missile test most likely

>>128934666
but 90% wont turn out, right??

>>128932905
they only hate jews because they are competition

>>128934795
How much of that was luck?

>>128934597
those are figures for the entire country son

>>128934659
>2,800 polled
I'm sure the guy on daily politics today said it was a big sample.

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>>128934333
Never. Would rather be blown up by one of you degenerates than live in a country ruled by a poo on dick surrounded by people too lazy, too drunk and too stupid to care about anything other than how they can get more EU gibs.

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Is it over?

>>128934469
They aren't. Look at the polls from a couple of months ago.

What's actually happened is that since 2015 the companies have all done different things to account for getting it wrong then. ICM put much more importance on age. YouGov put more importance on previous voting patterns. etc. etc.

So we've ended up with a massive difference between the companies. What's more, YouGov have tried out an experimental modelling method that is used in economics and healthcare data but never in polling before. Who knows if that is going to be right. Also people have changed their methods over the course of the election. Most egregiously, ComRes have adjusted to be more like ICM which I feel is herding.

>>128934567
My parents are middle class too. I'm still looking for work, so unfortunately I won't be financially independent for a while :(

>>128934581
Do they happen to teach Marxist economics at the college you go to then, lad?

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mays just like pepe

you dumb cuck goy

>>128934831
Considering less than 50% did in 2015, no. They'd be lucky to get 60%, and that's pushing it. Plus bad weather will scare the frail lib/labour teens into staying indoors. Cunts can't do shit right, why should they get a say.

honestly, it sounds like the Survation poll was politically influenced

>https://twitter.com/DamianSurvation

>reminder that the guy from Survation was on Daily Politics earlier and he was easily the biggest sperg to ever be on it

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>>128934831

>>128934872
400k voters?

>>128934743
>onourable

>>128934659
>2,800 polled
>Online poll

Fiddling while Rome burns

>>128934795

No they did not get it right at all.

>>128932553
but nothing happened, anon

>>128934869
All polls are pure speculation. They're assuming a huge youth turnout, which simply won't happen.

>>128934355
IS THAT FUCKING REAL?


GRABBIN THE JACKOS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS

>>128934795
>hung parliament
>no deals between parties
>yet another election campaign
>Labour landslide after Tory credibility destroyed by even more u-turns

All of my yes.

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>>128934993

NEW

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>>128933850
Do you have pic related on your facebook?

>>128934659
>more u25s saying they're 5/10 or more likely to vote than there are registered

letrashman

>>128934713
Stir last night's haggis lads
Form an orderly queue

>>128934112
Really just goes to prove how the Scots are a bunch of dicks, fucking given the opportunity for independence and they go "Gonnae naw dae tha" and then they fucking whine the next two votes they get

>>128934986
>because once midnight hits

>>128934916
No clue can hardly remember any of the lectures I went to

>>128934575
see
>>128934907


Ignore the "they assume 75% of youth will vote!" bullshit which just isn't true.

All the polling companies are assuming LOWER youth voter turnout than in 2010.

It would be easier to understand - assume more youth turnout = greater labour share - so people have started believing this and saying this despite it not being true. Because the reality is a lot more complicated and tricky to understand.

>>128934877

2800 is a pretty big sample tbqh

>>128934916
You're a good lad, Paddy. I have faith that you'll makle it on your own.

>>128934907
Actually, YouGov tested it during Brexit. They didn't publish it until 22 Jun, and they hid it well, but it had around 52% leave.

So it predicted Brexit, they say it predicted Trump (though nothing published at the time), and now they say theyre testing it publicly for the first time.

Will be interesting

>>128934801
>8% of the vote
>0 seats

>>128935139
ffs

>>128934921
wtf does that even mean

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is this man britain's premier political commentator?

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Honestly, I have to say I like Corbyn's enthusiasm. He's a lot more energetic than Mummy.

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>>128934883
Mad AF.

Would rather a paki homo who believes in conservative values than a white open borders faggot.
Best thing is people can't criticise him even though he wants to make the existing anti-abortion laws even stronger.

>>128935206
I've seen bigger. This doesn't even touch the back

>>128935266
What just visiting safe seats?