Daily Burger Pride Thread

>>128931821
burgers are fucking delicious

>>128931821
>being proud of eating something so ungodly unhealthy

>>128932178
count your fucking macros

>>128932318
What is that?

>>128932178

Out.

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>>128931821
Aren't we technically more of a sandwich nation in general?

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>>128931821
Daily Reminder that we invented the sandwich and by extension the burger.

Daily Reminder that Americans will never eat a true Angus Aberdeenshire cow that has grazed on the freshest greenest grass of Scotland.

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>>128931821
Too bad the best burger on the planet is only available in Montreal at Dillalo Burger. It's a burger dressed with mustard, relish, onions, tomato, capicollo, cheese, lettuce and fried HOT FUCKING PEPPERS YOU PUSSY FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128933465
Is that a fruit rollup?

>>128933135
I don't think you understand what a burger is:

ITS THE MEAT.

NOT THAT IT IS BETWEEN BREAD

>>128932847
The burger is a sandwich.

>>128932107
Like you would know

>>128933654
Most likely, Brits typically prefer rancid concoctions, see fish pie.

>>128931821
I don't think it's an insult, we're burgers. Makes for good bantz.

>>128932178
Bread.
Meat.
Cheese.
Vegetables.

something you would eat if it would be laid separately on a plate.

but if it is stuffed compact into a sandwich.

HOL UP DATS UNHEALTHY

>>128934036
#NotAllSandwiches

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Oh yeah, lest we forget.

>>128932178
>unhealthy
stop eating mcdonalds and have a good burger

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USA Philippines best friend's forever.

beef wellington ensemble with lettuce.

>>128931821
Burgers are great. Anyone who disagrees is a faggot.

>>128933135
>his cows don't graze in the heartland of america

These threads keep making me hungry.

>>128932178
Those burgers in OP's pic aren't as unhealthy as you think. They would probably make a fatso who rides her mobile scooter through a McDonald's drive thru gag for having too much vegetables on them.

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Foreigners on /pol/ think "gun" is an insult to Burgers.

Remember that guy from Supersize Me? He's been eating at least 1 Big Mac a day since the late '60s, but hardly ever eats the fries. His cholesterol is completely normal and he's not even fat! Ban on (((french fries))) when?

>>128933654
It's a hot pepper. Try not to cry, snowflake.

>>128931821
Hello? This is diabetes speaking.....what?...why yes!! I would most definitely like to have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.

>>128933135
Wait... using that logic, wouldn't the burger be a German thing? Hence the name HAMBURGer.
>>128934769
Know any good chains?
>>128934775
You should try the lechon sometime.
>>128935398
The lettuce may get stuck between fatso's teeth. Might be why those people get cavities.

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Americans don't know shit.

Still can't decide what I like more — burgers or shawarma/doners tbqh

>>128937580
Where did you get that "american hamburger"?Besides, only time I eat burgers that small is when I snack.
>>128937631
Why not both? Honestly though, really depends on what you want at that moment.

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>>128932178
fuck off

I'd rather smoke cigars, eat whatever and have as much fun as i can squeeze into this life.

If I die of a heart attack at 65 who cares?


You can laugh about that when you are in your 90's, living in assisted living, blind and wheel chair bound waiting for that 20 something nog attendant to show up and live stream putting cigarettes out on your cock for laughs

>>128937373
I grew up there m8. There's no better fruit in this sweet Earth than a Mango from Guimaras

Thank you, America. But please make the meat well done.

>>128938026
It's not only about the size, your ingredients are shit as well. I've lived in the US, you people eat poison.

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>>128931821

I think of it more as a friendly nickname.

>>128933135

You people haven't invented any cuisine.

>>128938535
>everything in America is mcdonals and twinkies

that's just poor people food

>>128938150
Why live long and suffer when you can live a full life and die at the right time?
>>128938364
So I've been told. Really should go back there for a vacation.
>>128938371
Wait... well done?
https://youtu.be/amKyA2PrSu4
>>128938535
Where did you go for burgers? Like any good food item, you have to find the right source to get them. Don't go to McDonald's and try to find a family owned diner. If that fails, Shake Shack and In-n-Out are quite good.

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>>128937580

Is that even beef?

>>128939203
Looks like Chicken and ham sausage...

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>>128939006
If you ever make it to Western Visayas, eat as many Mangoes as you can, have Batchoy and lechon. Eat as much seafood as you can especially shellfish (Diwal if you're lucky enough to have it in season). Find someone who can make you Paella.

Also, watch some Cockfighting.

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>>128931821

>hamburger
>has no ham in it
?????????

>>128933135
it's a burger because of the patty: y'all didn't invent shit

>>128931821
maybe cardiac arrest, diabetis and aneurysms are, if burger isn't an insult.

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>>128931821
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LE BURGER XDDDD

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>>128937580
>it's fucking pink

>>128931821
The burger is a German invention you idiot. You have no culture.

OMG I just ate a burger before reading this thread. The secret to a good burger is meat tenderizer!

>>128939677
Source please?
>>128939771
It's because of the origin of the burger. The first hamburger came from a place called Hamburg, Germany. Hence the name, HAMBURG(er)

I grilled burgers tonight. Pretty much perfection. If you so much as reach for a condiment before tasting my burger I will smack it out of your heathen hands.

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The hell is this? Don't look like a burger to me.

>>128940139
Yup. The secret to a good burger is good meat.
>>128940403
Grilled it yourself? Respect.
>>128940652
I don't know that that is. Looks like a cheese steak but the picture is too small for me to zoom in and confirm.

For the non-burger literate among you, this is the way of perfection:
>Select a fine quality chuck roast
>Have it triple ground
>Hand mince garlic, just a single clove for 4 burgers
>finely dice (seriously fine!) a sweet pepper (Gypsy are best by far)
>Grab a baby bella, mince it as well
>Put in mixing bowl.
>Salt, Pepper, Worcestershire, other shit you prepared minced up
>Small amount of Panko bread crumbs
>Mix it up, form nice big patties by hand
>Grill it HOT. It won't be long now anon
>For buns, grab a decent french style bun. Brush on olive oil, fucking grill it already
>If you want cheese, smoked Gouda works well
Avoid all condiments! This is about grilled meat perfection, not mayo / mustard / etc. I sometimes saute' mushrooms in red wine for a topping, but that is the only acceptable topping other than good bacon. Accept no substitute anon, this is the real deal burger.

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i could go for 3 of these right now

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More burger tips!
>Panko...it holds juices, really
>If you so much as nick a burger to "see if it's done", I'll kill you
>Yes resting meat works well. Wrap em in aluminum foil straight off of the grill. Set for a few minutes while you do other shit
>Pink is fine in a GOOD quality meat. Protip: have it ground yourself from a nice chuck roast
>Lettuce is of the devil. put it on a burger, and I'll kill you

>>128941266
That sounds really good. I never really liked it when burgers have toppings just to cover up the subpar meat. Will try this recipe sometime soon. Also, do you like using charcoal,wood, or gas?
>>128941989
Damn it. In one hand I like "pure burgers" (just the bun and patty with cheese sometimes) but I also like when people go overboard with good quality toppings.
>>128942152
Why would one cut into a burger to see if it's done? Just a poke would do. Just don't damage it.

>>128942590
Just charcoal. Wood would be fine I just never have it on hand. As for cutting a burger, I have seen people do it for some reason.

>>128941266
I just puked.
Don't you want to put some fucking peppermint into it? I mean you already killed any last tracer of beef taste. You could as well use fucking Tofu.

God damn Amerishart cuisine is as disgusting as UK shit.

>>128942857
>Just charcoal
Same. Also, I never understood why people would cut when it's cooking. Afterwards, it's excusable if it is an especially big one or you want to share among friends. Other than that, keep the burger in one piece please.

>>128943467
Really? How is adding some seasonings killing the taste of a burger? No really, I'd like to know.

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>>128937580

That Serbian 'burger' is ass. I won't even get into the interior contents, which look disgusting, and I'll just tell you that you're supposed to put the thing on a bun, not a roll.

Americans don't know shit, indeed!

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do (you) burgers know where in the US, the first burger was made

>>128937222
Pay debnts

>>128934510
Bürger also means citizen in Duetch

>>128945166
Thinking... Thinking...Connecticut? Didn't google it, just watched a travel channel special about this yesterday.
>>128945226
You know they won't. They can't afford it.

>>128945166
conneticut

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