Go to http://political-generator.herokuapp.com/
and take a screenshot, ignore the button, then come here and post your result and argue in favor of the political ideology you got, regardless of how much you disagree with it.
Easy
Socialism works in high trust homogenous societies
Distribute the wealth, rule with iron fist to prevent degeneracy, unite the classes as one, kill all the Jewish elite bankers and capitalist class who divided and oppressed our people.
Guys? Bump?
What.
Other results include:
>Post-Colonial Afro-Socialist
>Queer Monarchist
>Jewish Revolutionary Capitalist
And my favourite one, Christian Afro-Zionist.
>>128930526
>Muh Ebil Joos
Reminder that the source of all evil, materialism, consumism and degenerancy are not jews, but goyim. So a few jews strayed from the path of YHWH? That's because they assimilated into the filthy culture of goyim and became twisted, corrupted and evil greedy capitalists.
Every single social problem you find nowdays comes from the industrial revolution. The only way to end this contemporary madness is to go back to our primitive roots and kill all goyim, for they are nothing but burdens. Also remember the holocaust.
Simple, reestablish the byzantine empire.
>>128932457
And what would be the benefits of that?
I got Libertarian Globalist, kek
>>128932959
A return to the righteous kingdom of God
fuckin kek
Quite simple actually
I am a member of the saudi royal family and israels interests directy align with my interests
>>128930056
It is imperative that we set up the techno Genghis Khan. Tengri commands it, praise Tengri t. Roboungern von Sterntech
Crikey lads, it's a tough one. Going to have to put myself inside the mindset of a shitskin.
>We must ensure decadent bourgeois Western society collapses under the weight of the excesses of democratically elected leaders. Only then can an Islamic theocracy be established, divorced entirely from the mindless consumerism and secular materialism currently so rampant in liberal democracies. This must be achieved, Inshallah
THE SITE NAMED THE JEW
>>128930056
Damn , I'm like a super Jew
"conservative anti-traditionalist"
uh...I'm Milo?
D E U S V U L T
DEUS VULT
RACE WAR NOW
What an ideology
DEUS VULT
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I think this position goes rather well with my flag.
There should be no borders. Nothing good has ever come of tradition or heritage, these concepts are just hateful and exclusionary by their very nature. That's why I support Trudeau and his efforts to diversify our country. I think he should import MORE foreigners, and change the flag to a nice pure black rectangle, with nothing on it to offend anyone. If the USA just erased their borders for one day we could feed every person in North America from the money saved.
reddit dot com slash r slash the underscore donald
>>128930056
I'd rather be a zionist kike
The plot of The Turner Diaries.
>>128930056
Not bad, actually
>i have become /pol/
Seems pretty self explanatory, convert to the only true way forward you degenerates
Closed borders, no immigrants (not even if they're white), you can't even visit unless you're white
I THINK THE HATS.
>>128930056
Uhhmmm, ya.............nope.
ALL ME
Men are evil. Everyone knows this.
>>128930056
>Jewish Strasserist
Fucking kek
shit
ANARCHO-STALINISM WILL RULE ALL OF YOU.
>>128930056
So this is where these assholes who make the slide threads get their ammo from?
Mystery solved
Yeah, I'm looking at you ANCAP and YOU Paleo-Liberation_masturbation.
Wankers, lol
>>128934015
Fucking kek
>>128935594
>>128930056
>>128930526
wrong. an iron first must PROTECT the rights of all your citizens. no further. everyone keeps what they earn. I will not steal from my citizens.
>>128933610
(((muslims)))
>>128933297
a true libertarian society must liberate all the peoples of this earth.
>Radical Techno-Monarchist
Damn that sounds cool. Terminator-Kings when?
>>128930526
dumb nigger ameritrash
Almonds activated.
SHUT IT DOWN
>Islamic Crypto-Egoist
A regular muslim?
>>128930056
refer to Quran
Make no sense to me
I encountered the sjw's ideology description.
kek
>>128936677
Saudi Arabia, bro.
what did they mean by this?
>>128930056
Radical Avant-Garde Ba'athist
National stability and success protected by the inherent absurdity of avant-garde aesthetics present/implemented in culture and infrastructure.
ANCAPS!
>>128933718
damnit Germany not again
Ah... just like my ancestors.
Viva españa.
Sucks that those fucking cucks are gonna defile Franco's grave
ALLAH NOT GIVE ROCK FOR FREE
hmm
>>128935156
also known as Jewish.
>>128930056
pretty spooky because that's me
oy fucking vey
>>128930056
What does it mean /pol/?
let's meme this into a real ideology
>>128930056
WE
>>128934015
Got him.
I am going to rationally anticipate the shit out of your private sector
Really makes me think.
>>128937303
National-anarchism is a radical, anti-capitalist, anti-Marxist and anti-statist right-wing ideology and movement propounded since the late 1990s by British far-right figure Troy Southgate.[1] First-wave national-anarchists advocate that different ethnic and racial groups should peacefully coexist by developing separately in their own confederations of autonomous tribal communes within a post-capitalist stateless society.[1][2]
refer to Wiki
>>128937310
WUZ KANGS, COMRADE
a muzzy who won't dig up oil? unbelievable.
>>128930056
If you fuckwits don't stop trashing earth there won't be a planet to kill each other on.
>>128937517
That's a big resolution.
>>128935214
Ohhh, I wish!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFfe9tWbMY
It's ok brothers, ill just go throw myself off that rooftop
All ya sissy farmer niggaz grab dat rifle we gonn' smash this mofokn' system and take those dildo factories for da black man.
Lights on, lights off
>>128930056
I found /pol/
>>128937789
Nice!
Nice
>>128937778
>>128937564
OBL was an environmentalist
Thanks Dr. Peterson
Allahu akbar!
Sorry /pol/
>>128937942
>Techno-Luddite
>>128930056
hey i got Richard Spencer
World revulution will fail, if people are divided in their belifs. Thats where Islam comes into the play. It will unite common people against elites and will prevent degeneracy.
>>128938106
wow, this sounds pretty realistic actually.
>>128937850
Gas this one.
>>128936300
lol, Hoppian libertarianism is literally just a transitional phase between libertarianism and fascism.
It's libertarians learning that it's okay to use force
Nice.
Well Christaon values and anarcisim are an interesting mix.
>>128930056
A globalist world is possible.
A beautiful world.
A beautiful black world.
A black world.
An ONLY black world.
Tribalism, my dudes.
>>128938310
This is my party.
You know, I am totally ok with this.
You are free to starve whoever you want, bruh.
Uhh
>ha-hah.. Barron will never get his second term!!! I'll blow all my voting credits for the SorosBot AI
>>128938269
There is no initiation of the use of force in Hoppean libertarianism. Read it.
>>128930056
Uhhhh "We Nazis n sheit."
this makes the third reich look like a fuckin libertarian society
Government is a patriarchal tool of oppression and once the concept of the state is abolished the genders will be equal as sexist laws will not be forcing ways of living on either women or men around the world and people can take on whatever gender roles they want of their own free choice.
Women would even be equal to men in terms of ability to defend themselves and sexual assault would be a thing of the past since women could own whatever firearm they wanted to shoot rapists with for violating the NAP.
>>128939060
kek
>>128938820
Adhering to a single rule like the NAP is retarded.
Libertarians have the NAP, commies have 'all men are created equal', and they're both shit.
The ideal should be to user your power for good, by crushing degenerates and rats eating away at social cohesion.
Pepe hahaaaaa cuck haahaaaa tha joosss lololol
......................
Hi, I'm Bill Maher
>>128938885
Or literally South Africa I guess. :/
I quit.
How does this work
shitlords
> commies have 'all men are created equal', and they're both shit.
>Litterally the most famous word of the US constitution
>commie shit
kek
>>128934917
>>128939476
Kill all the foreign ethnicities and take over the world
not that bad desu
Too much austism to take screen shot.... got >Esoteric Agorist
if you take anuff LSD and huff paint we will learn space magik then we can bring down the man with out violence Mannnn
>>128939476
Like this
>>128939505
It's an artifact from the enlightenment popularised through the French revolution.
Yes, the US uses it too.
Commies saw themselves as the second stage of the French revolution.
Literally Hoppean Snake Memes.
>>128939276
>Adhering to a single rule
It's a moral axiom based on respect for property rights which are needed to build a civilised society where we can work and prosper and run our lives with the least amount of conflict. But what do you know? Judging by your use of language, you're not into actually reading about these things.
>>128939676
holy shit senpai, that's savage.
>>128939480
M-Milo?
The most dominate world leader. If we were to revert to olden days of trial by combat and championing. I think Putin would fight every Challenger personally and fuck the brain clean out of their skull after winning to show dominance over any other world leader who dares oppose him
>>128939806
lmao never thought of that
>>128930056
Ov VEy its annudah shoah
>>128939754
Libertarianism is a dead meme and I've no idea what you see in it but order.
It solves none of our current problems and in most cases just leaves them open to become worse.
It's pretty accurate desu
Wow, that's fuckin awesome, pol
>state-enforced cybernetic augmentations
>state-enforced flying cars
>state-enforced moon visits
>everything is powered by solar power
>>128932457
>Catholic
>Byzantine
Are you high?
ha.
uh. Everything sweden is doing
>>128930056
Wow
oy vey, i got the ultimate ideology
>>128940236
solar power is the energy of the past
>>128940071
Literally only acceptable ideology
>>128930056
Well, the Eastern Orthodox Church is also called Orthodox Catholic Church, so this can actually make sense, considering Stalin was an Orthodox altar boy.
>>128939505
Keep in mind that Communism was spawned from the successors of the French Enlightenment while America took Enlightenment-era influence from Scotland and the British Isles (there are other facets at play there that were formed well before the Enlightenment era and the French Enlightenment did influence some in the American colonies/United States, but there is a stark contrast between ideals stemming from the Scottish Enlightenment and the French Enlightenment).
>>128940511
>I want trannies to be able to marry and adopt ten Africans and prostitute themselves to pay for their drug usage
And I don't.
And I'll make sure you won't be able to.
The true and only redpill at this point
>Progressive Ethno-Humanist
leftism will work if we deport all brown people and give them a gift bag
>>128934917
severely underrated
The fall of the bourgeoisie will signal the coming of the Messiah.
>>128930056
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>>128930056
I am very okay with this one.
I'm intersectional as FUCK
>>128930056
>http://political-generator.herokuapp.com/
omg it me
This is wild, god knows what it'll be like
>>128930056
Christian Anarcho-Fascist
>>128941245
>>128940535
Agreed
>>128930056
We are good people, often misunderstood.
Marxism is only weapon of luciferian non-jews, who use judaism as facade.
We have brought good commerce and technical innovation to the people - we profit from freedom and peace.
No, just no.
The best part about us tossing aside the tired old sultanate is all the hot MANMEAT
>>128939676
>Jewish Afro-Monarchist
>>128941716
>>128941687
>>128941561
>>128941245
>>128940791
>>128940535
Get off my board MRA shitgoys
Ahahahah
>>128930056
>tfw
It's Calexit time
>>128941245
hory kek
Basically I'm a member of ISIS.
White Sharia is coming.
I did a thing
We must preserve the existence of our people and the future of Jewish children, at the expense of gentiles.
>>128935906
>>128936920
>>128937564
>>128937942
>>128938006
>>128940103
>>128942342
Hi fellow Apple users.
>>128939476
you are like little babby, watch this
Fuck white people!
>>128942359
This isnt even bad, a fully automated islamic 14/88 ethno-state would be pretty awesome.
I win
>>128942770
basically Black lives matter
>>128930056
>Esoteric Anti-Globalist
pretty much explains itself
>>128930056
guess im canadian then
deus vult
>>128937067
fuck off back to 9gag
>>128942245
You are shill now.
>>128930056
Joke's on you /pol. I don't even know what Strasserism is. Isn't Straße German for street?
>>128943337
TWO SCOOOOOOOOOPS!
>>128930056
>>128933718
>>128944792
Just rolled Catholic Orthodox Fascist
>>128941716
Just a bunch of Accountants who like to play extreme sports on the weekends.
>>128937364
Ernst Röhm.
i think it speaks for itself
It's quite simple really.
I talk, you listen.
>>128944636
True. Strasserism is Socialism but for Nazis.
cheap molecular assemblers and ambient intelligence are the only way to tikkun olam
>Catholic Maoist
Communist theocratic state. What Jesus wanted, surely!
>>128930056
Time to get the bleach..
>>128930056
wat
>>128930056
what the fuck, lads
>Christian Monarchist
I wish, that I could turn back time
>Post-Transhumanist
We have attained perfection. We are beyond human and beyond the stars. We have transcended our universe.
>>128946329
Time to start bombing Uruguay, I guess.
I honestly don't think I can do this
>>128946329
DEGENERATE
>>128937811
underrated
>>128934733
KEEEEEK MY SIDES
>>128946743
Post-Transhumanism will be basically a world inhabited only by robots because every human body parts and ideology will be obsolete.
Humans got genocided by their creatures.
>>128938781
hahaha What did they mean by this?
>>128942537
Basically the British royal family
Donald Trump here.
So...Republicans?
>>128930056
I won
/thread
>>128930056
>Radical Ethno-Transhumanist
TFW this actually fits me
>>128930056
in a sense this was the plot of houllebeqxzqxqzxcqzxxz's elementary particles. the future is feminine
first thing that pops up, godamnit
>>128943971
ha wut
this is the win right
>>128930056
So.... Zionism?
AYO DAWG US THUGZ WUZ BANKERS N SHIED
DAS RIGHT WHITE BOI, WE TOOK BACK OUR LAND N' MASTERED THA ART OF NUMEROLOGIZZLE N' SHIZZLE
>>128949108
>>we wuz bankers
Oh fug
>>128930056
Living the liberal dream
Christian Revolutionary Maoist.
Next Crusade when?
Islamic National Environmentalist
Don't mind my flag
>>128949108
OY VEY NIGGA WE WUZ ISRAELIS AND SHIIIEEET MAN WE WUZ BANKERS MY NIZZLE AND WE WUZ GOIN GOOOD TOO MY NIGGLE
Smithian Communal Georgist
Look, technology is important, but so are the goy- I mean people that build these technologies
Our wages need to be raised! We only need to organize a mass strike for it to happen
>>128933610
Classic Alpenjude
It's CURRENT YEAR and you still haven't uploaded your consciousness to the Central Hivemind?! I mean, come on!
Noticing lots of jews...
With the introduction of artificial intelligence and advanced robotics, the death squads have increased efficiency by 1488%
>>128952804
topkek
Literally just a normal Jew
>>128939855
AAAAAA
>2017
>not wanting feminist beasts to take over the west and form a communist state