>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353
>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown <---- Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June, this is not to be confused with any of the other recent terrorist attacks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html
>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/
>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers
>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670
>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537
>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289
>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985
The state of law is a luxury of nations which aren't at war.
GB is at war.
Can we PLEASE have another fucking 2011 riots only on a much bigger and violent scale?
>>128925837
thanks mate
SKIMMED
MILK
MAN
>OP is a lefty
not a fan
Kaya
Survation insider here
New final poll showing a 2+ Labour lead
Should be released very soon
>>128925965
How the fuck am I a lefty you daft cunt?
>>128925914
You know it's basically guaranteed race war tomorrow night right?
>>128925914
Go shoot another drug dealer.
Choose wisely
>Survation
>Lab (+6)
>>128925778
Who should run for Labour leader after Corbyn resigns?
A strong opposition is necessary and Corbyn has failed on all fronts.
>>128926000
Nah m8. There will be some grumbling, but no one is going to riot.
>>128926015
hahahahahaha they played themselves
reddit /r/unitedkingdom meetup
>>128925972
She's gotten so unattractive after Skins finished.
>reminder that lefty students literally see May as far-right and evil
>reminder that voting tory will make the right people unhappy
>>128925998
Toryposters think not voting for Mummy means you're a communist.
>go on Reddit to read the latest screeching
>thread about this is top of the front page
http://i.imgur.com/w0xVN9q.mp4
When's the last time a someone looked at you like that, pol?
>>128926011
>>128926015
>via Survation
Big shock, you'll never guess who the Morning Star have declared for?
>>128925778
Vote safety. Vote security. Vote for a strong leader. Vote Conservative. Forward Together!
>>128925778
>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba,
>Italian
>that name
nope
>>128925778
If you guys had to choose, would you support the Jews in Israel or the dumb paki Palestinian neighbours dressed in dirty burkas?
>tory insiders saying they're confident of a 80-100 seat majority, revised up from a 50-80 majority.
cannot wait for tomorrow lads
>>128926101
This is more recent, I think she's still very beautiful.
>>128925882
Presume you can get Wi-Fi? Take your laptop and post live reaction to Brit/pol/ of lefties saying they are going to kill themselves.
Come Friday we're either going to face an all powerful May, or a Labour+SNP+(whoever else) Coalition. I'm gonna have to drink heavily either way.
>ywn be at a nationalist torch parade
>>128925778
saw a tranny today at the train station, she was in a que to get 'her' eyebrows done. guess this is the new normal
phew
>>128925956
It's so childish but it's hilarious as well.
>>128925978
>Survation showing a 9 point difference from the average
Into the trash
Who here /marginal seat/?
Feels good to know my vote is actually significant
Defending a marginal Tory seat.
My dad was going Tory but switched to UKIP on social care for some reason. Bit risky given he really wants Brexit.
I think you can safely go UKIP in safe seats or where UKIP are second but in LabConLib marginals... bit risky.
>>128926112
can't wait for the lefty student tears desu
>When Britain first, at Heaven's command
>Arose from out the azure main;
>This was the charter of the land,
>And guardian angels sang this strain:
>"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
>"Britons never will be slaves."
Cannot wait to blast this out my huge speakers in victory tomorrow/Friday.
>>128926222
>>128926158
I'm a good Goyim so Jews.
>>128926219
if it's still a slim majority she's gonna be under pressure
>>128926207
>>128926097
They don't look like bad people, there is a significant lack of testosterone tho
>>128925914
what was brit/pol like around the time of the summer riots?
>>128926320
>mfw when only one of my friends to vote tory
was smug after Brexit, gonna be so smug tomorrow
>>128925778
Gonna be a busy day for you tomorrow lad if you're gonna be making threads as per usual
I want to touch your willy
tory vote
If you don't reply to this, then Corbyn will win election.
Where's this fuck eyed Survation poll lads?
>>128926441
If I do end up doing them I reckon I'll get through about 40 editions.
>>128926409
>>128926412
the guardian never really liked corbyn did they
>>128926435
everyone was watching based sangat TV with upinder rhandawa
>>128926149
>Strong Leader
>Theresa May
:)
>>128926228
>>128926454
who gives a shit
>>128926436
i love the facebook meltdowns man, watching someone lose their shit so badly that they write a 2000 word fb status is just beautiful
NEW SURVATION POLL
>NEW SURVATION POLL
NEW SURVATION POLL
>NEW SURVATION POLL
OFFICIALLY HAPPENING
>>128926538
you'll do them and you'll fucking like it because this is all you have
>74-seat majority
wew lads
>>128926412
>trump grabbed my mental pussy
>>128926373
Slim majority is probably my ideal, she gets that hundred seats and she'll be full totalitarian mode.
Right
Now
HAHAHAHAHA...
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy passer by
Cos I
Wanna be
Anarchy
No dogs body
Anarchy for the UK
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop at traffic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme
Is this the LCP
Or is this the CUP
Or is this the UKIP
I thought it was the UK
Or just
Another
Country
Another council tenancy
And I wanna be
Anarchist
Get pissed
DESTROY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7A3-UCCYE
>>128926538
You're doing gods work lad
So, about the willy thing, can I touch it?
>>128926454
>>128926356
Only Hippies and lefties support Palestine.
>>128926551
I think they were very much of the "lets get him out now before he does too much damage" persuasion, they recently came out in favour of Labour unsurprisingly.
>>128926610
WAT
>>128926610
YES
JEZZZA
WE
DID
IT
>>128926610
The attention to detail has to be praised.
>>128926610
>tfw I can now spoil my ballot without fear
>>128926610
FAKE
>>128926610
This cant be real
>>128926278
Didn't recognise the blonde.
>Sophie Walker
>Women's Equality Party
>>128926610
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS
>>128926278
Who the fuck is Sophie Walker
>>128926610
Well played, lad.
>>128926610
survation got the 2015 election right
Vote if you haven't already:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13135723
http://www.strawpoll.me/13135723
http://www.strawpoll.me/13135723
http://www.strawpoll.me/13135723
http://www.strawpoll.me/13135723
Poll will be capped at midnight.
>>128926610
Delete this
How do we save this election from the female menace?
Women suffrage was a mistake
Vote UKIP or don't vote
>>128926809
women's equality party
>>128926556
>based sangat TV with upinder rhandawa
u wot
>>128926610
Ah well. The fuckers put Labour ahead by a few points the day before the 2015 election.
Survation was always the worst.
Anyone form 'Up North'?
United Ireland this weekend lads.
Michelle will lead us into glory.
My body is ready.
https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/872565859503550465
THE REICH IS BACK ON LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg
>>128926701
>>128926779
LOL Look at these Tory scum squirming over a fake poll
Absolutely pathetic how much they fear Corbyn
>>128926843
>They put Labour ahead by a few points
>survation got the 2015 election right
>>128926610
nonce
BE SCARED TORYBOIS
WE
WILL
VOTE
>>128926130
Vote for Jezza to save your waifus!
>>128926898
>he doesn't remember based sikhs giving coppers lifts and reporting from outside hospitals
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-14493399
Why does everyone hate Tony Blair, lads?
>Drew tons of capital investment
>Introduced badly needed education and healthcare spending
>Introduced welfare reforms
>Spent money on infrastructure
What's the pedo posters' endgame?
>>128926884
>see this posted for the 1203801th time
>click on it every time
>stare at face and sideboob for a good minute
>every single time
See you tomorrow Kristen
Can't wait for the huge amount of leftie butthurt on Friday morning, gonna be a comfy couple of days.
>>128927022
Feck I remember being on /sp/ til 5 am watching this/
>>128927003
Great image, Ossi here
>>128926937
Scared of what? Middle class revolutionary LARPers who will be severely disappointed when Labour are BTFO tomorrow?
You are so delusional its not even funny.
>Con 48%
>Lab 28%
>Lib 10%
>UKIP 7%
>Greens can fuck off
https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/872525013982883840
Fucking hell, well that escalated pretty rapidly.
>>128927027
>that Lincoln quote
Is that supposed to be ironic?
>>128927102
>Being anti Tory makes you a leftie
wot
>>128927039
>iraq
>family reunification laws that meant 1 million Indian and pakis came in 10 years
>>128926551
Guardian are tories in sandals. They just pay lip-service to left issues while dodging gorillions in tax, their middle class boho readership don't have a care in the world because they're all either students or trustafarians.
>>128926454
RIP Corbyn
tory ..
>>128926932
shame they're just an soundbite orwellian fanclub now instead of anything with an ideology like thatcher
>>128927039
oh look it's the retarded irish neoliberal poster
>>128927039
>deceived country in order to start an illegal war leading to deaths of thousands of innocents, including our most valuable asset, the British soldier.
Democracy is flawed as we have a diverse electorate, so facism is the only choice. But we need to elect a figurative unicorn that agrees with ours (my) personal opinions which is stupidly unlikely and then we need the successor to be equally competent which is impossible.
We've already had our (European) unicorn, and the world made him shoot himself in a bunker for no crime other than putting his nation first.
Nationalism is dead.
>tfw Kaya is voting Labour
The American Dream
Get Rich and become like Donald Trump
>The British Dream
Spend your whole life on benefits, but at least you've got ARE ENN AICHH ESSS
vote tory
vote may
>>128926610
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING INTENSIFIES]
>>128927159
Based gypsy lady
>>128926454
Will reply
>>128927039
He opened the migrant floogates and reinforced the benefits and yob culture we have today
>>128927224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg
>>128927159
Awkward as fuck
>>128927159
kek
its like a scene from spitting image
>hahaha
>you're destroying my life
>oh right, hahaha
>>128927258
Just wait until I enter the political scene lad.
>>128927159
Top kek - based Gypsy woman
>>128927227
>There's only one Irish poster on /pol/
>My Brexit will be so soft it will make cottage cheese look like concrete in comparison. (((I))) believe we we to always be part of the EU, and a soft Brexit will remove Britain in name only. The other tentacles of the EU grip will remain firmly in place.
>>128926243
And Daily Stormer endorsed Corbyn.
>>128927039
Literally gimme (you)s the post
Vote Green you fascists. Change your ways.
I believe in you.
>>128927159
torycucks BTFO
People are mad and you don't even realize it
Reposting to the anons asking about Consett/North West Durham:
>>128925500 #
The disappointment/anger at Corbyn is very real. Most want to vote Labour but won't vote for him. Even with knowledge of the party manifesto amd policies. Free shit doesn't sway people here.
Most important issue is Brexit (with terrorism, the NHS and the economy just behind) and ultimately people think he is either a) a scruff b) weak on security and negotiation or c) outright delusional about money.
>>128925113 #
>Are Laura.
Got a bunch of her leaflets. Pretty desperate. Clearly a momentum/Corbyn movement progressive candidate. Useless.
Tory candidate is Sally Ann Hart. Stands a chance.
>>128925407 #
Yeah mate. Might even know you..
>>128925569 #
Fuck off mate. This town is legitimately lovely compared to those shit holes. Amazing greenbelt and countryside. Nice parks. It's got its nightlife quirks.
For the record I really like living here. 30k population and only about 100 ethnics.
so how is this true on scale 1 to 10?
Dear fellow pollacks amazing news, we have information that the daily stormer actually supports corbyn for some strange reason, please spread this information as much as possible as the left is likely to implode from it and bump my thread so others can see, Blessings of Kek upon you >>128927118
>>128926035
He's poison outside the m25, they need Jarvis, Stammer or Kinnock.
>>128927494
this,
we need PR in this country
>>128927494
You convinced me.
Reminder that Corbyn has literally put in his manifesto that pikeys can have free reign if he is PM.
>applied to join momentum
>rejected because I wasn't raped by a conservative as a child
>brit/pol/ will return to normal in 48 hours
Finally
Mayflies and Corbots OUT OUT OUT
>>128927258
This was for >>128924768
>>128926097
At least they're whiter than the American meetups.
>>128927511
-10
>>128927511
pretty true and possibly higher
>>128927039
catholic
degenerate catholic
>>128927159
Kek so much passive agression in such a small clip
>>128927437
no but there's only one irish poster who sits in Brit/pol/ slavishly posting blairite wank fiction and defending the low wage high gini economy. you are a spastic and that's how i recognise you.
Someone posted this a few threads ago. Anyone know her name. Recognize her but cant recall where from. Its annoying me. Also cheers to Rightly So for sorting out the shit that was these threads. Good luck tomorrow with election night.
>weaponised OCD
TIME FOR SURVATION?
>>128926979
Too blurry didn't read. Ide like to put my cock where her mouth is tho.
Thinking about joining BF lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ZWOH-bMO0
>>128927520
Left here. No imploding on our end.
If we had a war in the UK would we at least get music videos and long speeches into the camera like they got in the Yugoslav Wars?
>>128927573
What a handsome young man.
>>128927657
any minute now
off to bed lads, looking forward to lending the death blow to labour tomorrow!
Does anyone think Corbyn is deliberately being anti-Jew just so he gets more paki Muslim votes?
>>128927653
Yer one from Star Wars.
>>128927706
Don't bother, they're jew shills.
Would you vote for a Labour led by Dan 'Raise Tax, Shoot Paks' Jarvis?
>>128927653
Felicity Jones
And the rest
>>128927159
fucking hell this is funny
>>128927426
The more extreme you become the more you alienate. Poltical parties survive based on votes, not competence, alone.
We're fucked under May or Corbyn, but at least Corbyn getting BTFO tomorrow will provide the most social media laughs
>>128927657
I was told Survation chickened out on posting their last poll in the last election because it showed Labour down by 6.
>>128927758
Almost certainly.
>>128927751
I hope you wee the bed
XxX
>>128927706
Christ dem tits, I just want to splurge all over them
>>128927801
>they will lose seats to the torys tomorrow
>>128927159
>fucking gypsies
>>128927740
>>128927827
Look at how desperate these people are
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=survation&src=typd
>>128927766
>join a party exclusively voted for and made up of people that would like to see you die
>>128927706
She probably makes some good and valid points but her aggressive tone just makes her seem like a cunt
>People now baiting Corbynistas with a reversed gif so he looks away from the camera.
HAH.
>>128927801
god she's so fucking ugly
>>128927494
>Vote Green
Meanwhile in Brighton...
>>128927796
this is pretty much the only reason i'm voting tory
>>128927758
>>128927852
Zionism is just another form fascism and every single Socialist group is anti-Israel, you twats.
is this an apt depiction of britain's future?
>>128927426
>https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/872525013982883840
hahaha i love these LARPs the most of all. quick tip if you think it's possible to 'enter the political scene' you'll never not be on the outside looking in. you are pathetic - a forever waiter.
>>128927762
>>128927768
Ah! Cheers. Didn't recognise her not covered in dirt.
>>128927793
>Implying every Extremist Politician throughout history hasn't been Incompetent
>>128927561
>not having a local MP
no thanks
>>128927895
>Angus Robertson will lose his seat to a Tory
Bbc2 dropping redpills on May's life.
>>128927801
>>128927022
Found the paki lads.
>Tomorrow belongs
>Tomorrow belongs
>Tomorrow belongs TO ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T3OwB6mARI
>>128927976
It's what it boils down to for me.
The people that I like seeing suffer do so the most under Conservative rule. It's entirely in their own heads, but it's worth it regardless.
>>128928004
>>128927777
sea
>>128927027
The constituencies, Theresa
>>128927965
>tfw lefties literally only have 3 memes
>>128927954
Just nuke the Daily Star already.
>>128927954
TEZZA vs JEZZA
:
whoever wins
we lose
>>128928016
Pfft. I wish the pakis were all cute girls.
>>128928014
>Blackpillers BTFO by Metro
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>128927766
>DUDE I WAS A SOLDIER
this isn't an actual policy you know
>>128927130
>GCHQ will never be as aesthetic as the Stasi
>>128928141
What did you mean by this?
>voting may
>less than 24 hours until the momentum cunts start committing suicide en masses
can't fucking wait lads
>>128926010
>All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies. Sick, venal. Someday a real rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrHPFN6Kt58&t=0s
WTF I LOVE JEZZA NOW!?
why did he abandon ukip?
>>128928079
>i'd rather be able to write to my local MP on the odd occasion than the possibility of real change
>>128928114
Don't you think the word paki is such a great word? It rolls of the tongue so wonderfully.
>>128928135
interesting how people can piss you off into voting against what they want just to spite them lol
unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids
a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt....
>>128928075
They're incompetent as politicans, because politicans can't be extremist, they are by definition utilitarian.
>>128926601
Just be careful, there might(very slim chance) be a Labour win. Never be too confident, probability is a bitch.
I remember Reddit set up a Meltdown Subreddit in anticipation of Trump losing the election only to meltdown in the sub themselves
daily express is 10p tomorrow lads
>>128928016
>>128928227
He was an Officer in the Parachute Regiment, which gives him a lot more man management and planning experience than pretty much anyone else on the backbenches.
People want hands on experience and he has it in droves. No idea why he chose Labour though.
>>128928252
>wake up Saturday morning
>see this
Wat do?
>>128928029
Encase you couldn't tell from the blatant hyperbole it was a joke, you absolute autist.
>>128928190
No, he's right.
https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/
>>128927056
I do exactly the same thing
>>128928250
I refuse to believe that is real.
>>128928293
Chink, too.
>>128928286
>write
I was at a barbecue with my local MP so suck it
>>128928324
Depends whether it's a Democracy or not
>>128926454
not worth the risk
>>128928250
>couldn't be bothered to fake a signature for the officer
>>128927258
We just have to be ready to follow
the tory
>>128927706
Don't be a dafty lad
>>128928363
POZZED
>POZZED
>>128928358
Yes, but his only selling point is that he's a soldier
Is anyone else pissed off at Google and Youtube?
They're clearly showing propaganda so adolescents will vote for Labour. If you don't know what I mean look at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIBgQ5uNDQA
It's all over Google also.
>>128928250
>>128928391
I made it, that is my thumb.
>>128927258
you should read this essay on nationalism. you would never have guessed it was written by stalin.
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1913/03a.htm
>>128926035
Did anyone think it was strange that he pulled out of the leadership last time?
Has someone got something on him?
Reminder: anything under 400 seats will be a defeat to the tories, they were the ones who called this election
Footage of the attack don't know if it's public yet
Police response was rapid
https://streamable.com/3uglq
>>128928339
aye true you never know with politics these days
>>128928391
It isn't. It was made to troll the Yanks as those dumb fucks would fall for everything
>>128928285
Because he knew it was dead after the referendum
>tfw have to vote Labour to try and stop the SNP
This is terrible.
Literally who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjbm2q2U77s
is she... dare i say it... /our gal/?
>>128928235
But GCHQ will probably never be as evil as the Stasi
>>128928367
that's fine. either way you'll never matter to anyone buy your mummy, and even then probably not that much.
>>128928096
Link?
>Britain will never have a Classical Liberal Party
Britcucks eternally BTFO
>>128928476
>t. justin trudeau
>>128928518
>women's equality party
Here's your (You).
My dad has finally come round:
>Pre-2010: Thinks the Tories are the worst scum in the world, thinks Thatcher was literally the antichrist
>2010 - Tactically votes Lib-Dems to stop the Tories in our LD/Tory marginal
>2010-15 - Thinks Lib-Dems are complete scum and should all be shot for putting the Tories in power
>2015 - Protest votes UKIP since he thinks the LD/Tories are the same
>Tonight - announces he's voting Tory
>>128928252
They'll just decide Corbin wasn't Left enough (if he even steps down) and elect someone even worse as leader.
>>128927467
Andrew Anglin is a fucking retard.
>>128927420
Like Matt Baker asking David Cameron "How do you sleep at night?"
>>128928531
Bit rude lad.
Night lads
It's going to be a fun night tomorrow
>>128928422
>>128928433
Look at everyone who protests against anti-immigration marches, know that they are only the most motivated of people, know that plenty of white british don't consider immigration a problem, know that there will be no civil war but slow out breeding.
>voting tory
>>128928454
Where does it say vote labour there you idiot?
Thread are going in 25 minutes....
It begins.
>>128925778
KHANNED
http://news.sky.com/story/tfl-sorry-for-parking-tickets-in-area-of-london-bridge-attacks-10907591
>>128928285
Thought he could make LOADSA DOSH working for Trump, but got BTFO when Donald was told he was a nobody in British politics.
>>128926610
hope it was worth the effort
>>128925914
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
I'm voting for the Jarrow constituency. Do I go Tory or UKIP?
>>128928454
>Flashes videos of gay/vegan/BLM parades
>Just vote man we're not trying to be biased ;^)
>>128928487
Fucking hell, top work to the police lads they put down the Paki cunts quickly.
Wonder if that poor bloke survived?
>>128928709
Cheer for the papers lad.
>>128928673
night m8
>>128926158
>>128928450
And that would win an election with a landslide
>>128928764
Vote for what you believe in, stop giving bad parties legitimacy.
Just when you thought you'd seen the worst leftie memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPmoDo2Wd9o
>Human Rights Act 1998
>During the campaign for the 2005 parliamentary elections the Conservatives under Michael Howard declared their intention to "overhaul or scrap" the Human Rights Act:
>The time had come to liberate the nation from the avalanche of political correctness, costly litigation, feeble justice, and culture of compensation running riot in Britain today and warning that the politically correct regime ushered in by Labour's enthusiastic adoption of human rights legislation has turned the age-old principle of fairness on its head.[34][unreliable source?]
The schoolboy arsonist allowed back into the classroom because enforcing discipline apparently denied his right to education; the convicted rapist given £4000 compensation because his second appeal was delayed; the burglar given taxpayers' money to sue the man whose house he broke into; travellers who thumb their nose at the law allowed to stay on green belt sites they have occupied in defiance of planning laws".
Only shitskins and libcucks want the act
New
>>128928833
>>128926882
Based Old women
>>128925956
>Do what the nice Australian millionaire wants you to do.
>>128925956
i dunno why they put "marxist extremist" when i'll bet a bollock sun readers have no idea what marxism even means.
>>128925778
PUT A BULLET BETWEEN HER EYES AND WATCH THEM ROLL IN THE BACK OF HER STUPID SHIT HEAD!
>>128928745
took me about 2 minutes to make lad
>>128928673
Night, man
give me a good way to spoil my ballot lads
in a super safe tory constituency
https://twitter.com/DamianSurvation/status/872573142186815488
"Our tables for our final poll are delayed due to a left hemisphere "stooshie" in the stats room. But worry not ye final poll watchers.."
What did he Mean by this?
>>128928764
Probably UKIP. I'd imagine it's a very safe Labour usually?
>>128928677
Ay, the plan of the White Liberals is a slow genocide of the white working class people
>>128928796
>>128925778
>papers show tory bias
how many fucking times have we heard that this month?
>>128926011
I'll just convert to Islam in prison I'll be alright
>>128928454
>more negative than positive
All these attempts are shit anyway because you need to be registered first
>>128928487
inspired to join the police desu lads
Just saw 20/1 odds from Ladbrokes for May to be PM. Seems like great odds but do they know something we don't?
>>128928796
That is fucking immense.
>>128928454
yes, corporations will surely be backing corbyn you utter mong
>>128928465
I don't have time to read it, and I would hardly call someone who destroyed the Russian Empire as nationalist. But please give me a quick run down.
>>128925778
post yfw tory landslide and the subsequent facebook meltdown occurs
>>128928847
Not the wost I've seen.
>>128926222
https://twitter.com/V_of_Europe/status/872402217202069504
>I'll ditch human rights laws to KICK OUT jihadis, says Theresa May in fight against terror
FOCKING BASED!!!!!!!!
>>128928895
Vote tory
>>128928970
>>128929023
I love Brit/pol/ lads.
It's going to be a hell of day tomorrow.
>>128928843
UKIP it is then
>>128928953
Labour mp won by over 10k votes last time. 7k ukip, 6k Tory
>>128928487
That explain why they fired so much, didn't realise it was that close quarters.
>>128928728
But he's the lad most can relate to
>>128928306
>labour will lose
>we can finally get a legitimate opposition
>>128928673
Night lad
>>128928777
>Implying veganism isn't the way forward regardless of political ideology
:)
>>128928764
UKIP 100% Labour wins but they'll be proper opposition next time.
>>128928967
and mostly threw economic and immigration means
>>128926454
nigger
>>128928285
infighting, absolutely refusing to change and modernise.
UKIP could be a genuinely force right now if they only followed Nigel's lead.
>>128928698
I see no problem with this. I'm all for it if it protects us from terrorists and pedos. It'll teach those pirates a lesson too. No free rides. Everything has a price.
>>128929217
Also Sexual Selection
>>128928791
He managed to run off so fingers crossed he did.
>>128925778
Vote conservative in all places even if it's a safe seat, we need both a parliamentary and national majority o prevent labour rioting and ruining the country
>Big Sister May
>Comrade Corbyn
Find out next time on Parliament Z!
>>128928796
>Good goyim unironically doing as Murdoch says
sad
>>128928698
Not scanning my retinas over a pixel of this sensationalist tripe
>>128928516
tfw judas was paid
>>128929298
kill yourself
>inb4 survation don't publish the poll because it'll be "too embarrassing" if they get it wrong
>>128928577
Probably the terror attacks and grooming gangs wot did it
>>128927796
>but at least Corbyn getting BTFO tomorrow will provide the most social media laughs
Before we all get arrested for posting anything onto social media, that is....
>>128925778
Hey fellows. Consider voting Conservative tomorrow and do your part to help us eventually leave the EU courts and strengthen our borders from future Trojan horses and possible terror attacks with changed non-EU British human rights statutes. The Tories are the only mainstream political party that will do this for you. Choose the best Brexit. Choose Conservative. Aw, go on. Thanks.
>>128925778
Anyone know if France has replied to Isis yet or this will be overshadowed
Main points of that appalling Corbynist Manifesto again
>at least one publicly-owned energy supplier in every region of the country, with the government controlling the transmission and distribution grids.
>policy of rail nationalisation when train operators' franchises run out "has been Labour Party policy for a number of years"
>renationalise water companies (many of which are foreign-owned currently)
>renationalise "Royal" Mail (currently the Queen's head is privately owned)
>£10 minimum wage
>Ban so-called "zero hours" contracts
>Spend an extra £8bn on social care over the next Parliament
>Refuse to make "false promises" on immigration - restore British workers' rights to prevent undercutting by companies bringing in migrants on the cheap
>Strengthen trade union rights - including increased unionisation across the workforce and repealing last year's Trade Union Act
>Scrap the public sector pay cap and reintroduce national pay bargaining
>Increase income tax for the highest-earning 5% to raise an extra £6bn for the NHS
>Build at least 100,000 council and housing association houses a year
>Halt weapon sales to Saudi Arabia - human rights abuses, alleged war crimes in Yemen and the source of Wahhabist terrorism
>restates the existing policy to renew Trident but commits a Labour government to a defence review
>Stress that any leader should be "extremely cautious" about using Trident nuclear weapons, which leader Jeremy Corbyn opposes
>>128927056
snap
>>128929585
I want to BANG karen
>>128929162
Well yeah, he's an inconsistent, work-shy, cheating blagger with no morals who chases money like a dog chasing cars, and hides behind a fake LAD personality.
He's just like every other NEET on this board.
Not sure who to vote for at all, to be honest. I think the Conservatives would handle Brexit and stuff better, but I don't like what May says about her wanting to watch and regulate the Internet.
>>128929048
>>128929759
literally none of these are bad
>>128929840
When it comes down to it, you're voting for a local representative so look at them and decide.
>>128928577
Your Dad is the living embodiment of a walking man-sheep, lad.
>>128929048
>my party will get a landslide and the opposition will have a meltdown!
Careful there, Hillary
>>128929105
>And ban third party software
Legitimately, she's insane.
Guys, will young people vote when they see the polls getting close?
Pretty much all young people want free shit.
>>128929840
I'm in the same boat lad. I'm voting for Conservatives because Labour's economic policy is a complete socialist shitshow, but if Mummy May touches my loli I'm gonna be pissed
>>128930309
They think everyone else will go labour so won't turn up
>>128928753
Mate, I am starting to think I may have been in contact with chaos. Every day, when I train, when I read the news I think of the day civil war will come. I'm studying a STEM degree, and set to make a damned good career, but I will go to war and fight the whole way across Europe to liberate it if I got the chance. I know many of us would, there is no way I am alone.
>>128926207
Would make babies with
>>128930084
You know zero hour contracts only came in because of labour minimum wage
>MFW I've voted in every election since I was 18 except one council election (where I fucked up and was out the country. Didn't realise till after the postal deadline).
>Only the Lib Dems bother to write to me.
No one bothers to target <35s, so they don't vote, so no one targets them.
>>128930482
Screencap this post when we have our first school shooter in 30 years
>>128929819
>Paid more than the prime minister
>Sack me!
makes sense
>>128930482
Of course you will. Deus Vult. Come back when you have hairs growing on your cock, lad.
>>128930482
I'm the same, but I'm already in a good career in Westminster with very good prospects. I would love to liberate Europe with my brethren
>>128928858
im a labor voter, but I am on board with the human Rights Act being scrapped. It's not common sense.
>>128928764
VOTE LABOUR YOU NONCE
>>128926454
Posting