HAPPENING - NEW THREAT OF ISIS

>>128923989

Warm up your HAPPENING memes, shitz about to get real.

Yo its bed time mate.

>>128923989
source of the pics?

if real, i think this is just their way to get the lone wolves to go out and do shit, its not coordinated.

>>128925325
the fucking link

>>128925325

>if real, it's #notallmuslims

Shillin it up already, I see

We're covered, muslims are unable to distinguish the locals from their own so they don't do shit for fear they'll hit fellow sleeper cells

>>128923989
Didn't even check, probably fake, but anything next coming up is a (((diversion)))
> L-Look, it wasn't us that did T-Tehran :^)

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>>128923989

>>128925325
i don't go to ".be"s, sorry. does isis have a twitter account or something legit that a news source can actually report on?

>>128923989
>australia
lol i haven't seen a non-white in seven months, have fun trying

>>128926392
Your capital, Melbourne, is full of Asian people imbecile

>>128926329
was meant for

>>128925926

Since when does ISIS warn other Muslims?

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>>128926092

>>128923989
>Canada
Fuck, trudeau will be jerking off to the pictures of the bodies. Hopefully they'll do it in Toronto only.

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>Threat by Isis
is like a Threat from Anonymoose, it could be everyone, except for anons.

>>128923989
>O!
hahahahah, this will be my new greeting

>>128926445
no, melbourne is full of niggers.

>>128924494

>lonely lions
>selling their bodies
>selling their soles

things that make you go

wew

>>128923989
[Engrish Intensifies]

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>tfw visiting berlin next week

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Please do it.
I want a happening near me.

>>128923989
>Live less than five minutes from Skytrain station.
>Trained emergency first aider.
>Well stocked first aid bag.
>Experienced first responder.
>Armed to the fucking teeth.

I'm ready. My body is ready.

>>128926697

Why? How did they get there? Commonwealth?

>>128926477
thats what im thinking i want a legit site not some sudinfo, whatever the fuck that is.

like reuters, ap, drudge, breitbart, fox, nbc, abc, cbs, bbc, etc.

>>128923989
"and Parkings.."
What did they meant by this?

>>128923989
they have been threatening us for 15 years becouse andalusia and stuff, didnt happend anything yet, dont worry about that shit

Hope they attack us soon, maybe then we'll finally stop welcoming those NGO ships full of shitskins

>>128923989
stop being islamophobic pierre
"notallmuslims
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>TFW NO TURKEY

>>128926952
parking garages, probably. thats what they went after in the first wtc attack.

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>>128923989
SAN FRANCISCO IS FUCKED PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT

>>128923989
>we will explode
Hahahahahahahahahahhaa

>>128926736
In case you didn't notice they're not threatening Germany but America instead.

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>>128923989
What muzzies ?

they publish one of these every other day and nothing happens that much

DEAR ISIS IF YOU ARE LURKING HURRY UP
seriously these happenings are fucking lame and were all getting bored

>>128926854
we were trying to be tolerant a few decades ago so we took in a bunch of niggers from african warzones, now they all have children and the children are breaking into houses, raping women, and bashing people. our court system just puts them out on bail.

the nigger that killed a chinese man and wounded a few cops in melbourne a few days ago was released without charge after he was caught planning a terrorist attack on a military installation in 2009, and he was let out on bail after nearly killing a bloke in a violent home invasion in 2012.

>>128927023
Yes, you just have a terrrist attack in 2004 killing 192 people hdp...

>>128927254
But this time they threatened our Parkings. This time shit's getting real.

>>128927160
probably because if they get roachblood on them, it sends them straight to hell.

>>128923989
>not germany
am of dissapoint

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>>128926268
golden, saved

>>128923989
You were fucked the moment Merkel said refugees were welcomed.

>>128926736
Germany is already part of the Caliphate. You'll be fine anon. Just remember to wake up at 05.00 and pray

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>>128926602
>Anonymoose

"This time it's the leader"

>>128926507
Just get ready to kill some sand creatures, bro. Let's roll.

>>128927333
fine by me, when you die i win

>>128926782
then go to your local mosque and be the first repsonder, with lead.

BRING IT ON ISIS YOU GOAT FUCKING SCUMBAGS.

I am willing to die taking you down. I wont just run or watch a terrorist attack, i would risk my own life to save others and bring these cunts down.

>>128927199
if only.......... all those dead gays and poo in loos would be great

>>128927270
Manchester happening wasn't that bad

>>128927033
I'm waiting for the first Cronulla race riots. It's bound to happen eventually when enough pissed off drunkard white men happen to be around on the weekends.

>>128927299
OPs the ISIS LARPER,he can't spell either.

should've known from his mudshit flag.

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Goodbye world

>>128923989
I hope this is real so we can actually start the war.

>>128927532
True i got some great salt on twitter for shitposting on metropolitan police uk twitter account

I will also FORCE a pork sandwhich into the remains of the dead terrorist I destroyed.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!

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>>128927557
>he saved the thumbnail

>>128927307
They will be destroyed for this.

>>128927475
you don't win, you inbred sandniggers end up fighting other inbred sandniggers and regular niggers for the rest of human existence. only chinks will be left in the end, because they have no empathy for outsiders, if you cross them you are dead.

>>128927551
those days are gone mate.

>>128927384
>"and else where Outside the Caliphate Role"

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>>128923989
>tfw no Sweden

Time to get comfy and enjoy the happenings!

A friend is going to Paris for the next 5 days.
How likely is it that I will lose a friend to Ahmed and his clique?

aaa

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>>128923989
tomorrow i have a school trip to amsterdam
school's gonna get me killed

>>128927893
about 72%

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>>128923989
Too bad they are wildly incompetent.

O! Behold my command, Mujahedeen!
Abu Suede compells thee to make tendier memes.
Increase quality of infomercial memes. Testify!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQW9Z0jkvI

>>128927868
I guess the

>and elsewhere outside the Caliphate

doesn't include Sweden

>>128924494
I'll give them that. The West did initiate it, both by fucking up the Middle East and by bringing in hordes of their people here. Hence why we need to fix things at home and pull out of the Middle East. That's always been my view. What a fucking mess though. More innocents will die. Politicians will continue their virtue signalling, but what matters is the money, so nothing changes.

>>128925325
The article cites this news report as a source
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/32616/Terreurdreiging-in-Belgie/article/detail/3176940/2017/06/07/Nieuwe-dreigboodschap-van-IS-tegen-Belgie.dhtml
translation

>The terrorist group of Islamic State has released new threats tonight. Therein eight countries, including Belgium, are mentioned as targets.

>Muslims are advised to stay away from public places such as "markets, streets and parkings" because "Caliph soldiers will explode there, cross over people, and cross their throats".

>Westerners get the warning that "thousands of lonely lions are prepared in your countries who have sold their body and mind to Allah's sake." The message was published on Nashir's Telegram channels, which is considered to be an official speaker of IS.

>>128927482
You know as well as I do that it will only harm us if I do that... Where as rushing towards danger in the heat of the moment will aid us. It's a shitty situation, but it's the one we're in. Besides, I have kids. If I throw my life away on anything it'll be in combat against terrorists, not murdering Mo from Donair Town.

>>128926092
Lel

>>128928024
But Sweden is part of the caliphate.

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>>128924494
>Selling your soul to the voice in your head.
>For the sake of precived vengence


How far do you have to go before you stop and ask pic related just once.

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An SUV plows through a crowd of people near you, 4 men get out with machetes. One looks dead at you, they start charging.

Wat do?

>>128927893
200%

>>128924494

What the fuck did Canada even do to ISIS?

we literally dindu and these fags want to fuck with us

WE'RE LITERALLY HELPING THOSE RETARDS WITH OUR REFUGEE PROGRAM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>128928077
thanks, thats better.

>>128928116
that was the fucking point

>>128927279
BAD, AUSTRALIA, BAD!
NO DESSERT! STRAIGHT TO BED!

>>128924494
Why are they so tsundere?

>>128927384
We already are the caliphate.

US and Rooland are fairly safe, worst that happens is liberal cities get targeted and more liberals get enriched so it works out for us.

The rest of you are fucked since your entire countries revolve around placating shitskins lol

>>128928212
>What the fuck did Canada even do to ISIS?

You know they hate fags.

>>128923989
>>128924494
It's so out of touch with actual muslim propaganda. The false flag is obvious. With that said, it's a shame our mudshits (even fundamentalists) hate ISIS so much, I wish they would listen to them and fuck off.

It's so stupid, on the one hand they're of course happy when westerners die and celebrate accordingly, on the other hand they don't outright support them since their brand of Islam (mainly the muslim brotherhood, at least in France) and ISIS have been rivals since the 60's.

Bring it on you cunts, I'm Millwall!

>>128928212
We don't have Sharia law. Reminder to buy the Right Arm of the True North if you don't have one yet.

https://www.tradeexcanada.com/content/russian-sks-hardwood-stock-and-1500rd-case-prc-762x39-surplus-ammo-combo-special-free-shippi

Looks fake as fuck

>>128928071
No, they initiated it by being born.
Time to take care of that for them.

>>128928124
Shout #NotAllMuslims and stand your ground to prove you don't run away just because they accidentaly drove over people and are wielding machetes. You don't want to appear islamophobic and racist.

>>128923989
>>128924494
They've always talked bigger than they perform.

But, are we about to get slammed?

>>128928212
We all crusaders now boi

These fucks need to nuke something so we can finally wipe them off the face of the earth.

>>128923989
>AMERICA
Top kek, they won't touch us
>Australia
They touch them and we will slaughter them all, nobody touches our best mate

>>128923989
>Dog ad barked
>"news"


You must be new here

>>128923989

Actually hoping these cunts kill a bunch of western liberals so we start getting more actual combat deployments instead of futile FID missions.

>>128928124
Pull out a pork chop

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>guise we gonna do what we already doing
>new threat!

>>128924494
In other words, no trained fighters but unhinged lone Muhammadans ISIS hopes are going to carry water for them.

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>>128928071
>The West did initiate it

>>128928429
I think that makes me think it's real. Muslim extremists have exceptionally bad and or gaudy taste.

>>128923989
>>128924494
>Stay away from markets
i'm still going to aztect grill to grab myself a steak burrito when i fucking feel like it you stupid sand nigger

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Heh would love to see them start shit in burgerstan without getting shot. Here we shoot first, ask questions later.

>>128928124

Bust out all the Arabic I know.

Sorry, I'm a coward.

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>>128926669

>>128924494
>And O! You Crusaders

nice, I like to be called that

>surprises after surprises

sounds kinda exciting

>>128923989
Hey, French bros!
Hey, French bros!
Hey, French bros!
Hey, French bros!

Is Nice still full of soldiers?

This is getting boring, I want them to attack Switzerland and Poland for a change!

Come on, ISIS, spice it up a bit.

>>128928212
We have CSOR and JTF2 out there doing God knows what to them.

>>128927160
What would they want from a bunch of roaches anyway?

>>128928332
reminds me of the crips and bloods
except with more violence

I don't live in an urban area so whatever, if a mudslime went on a rampage in my neighborhood he'd end up lost in a cornfield with zero kills

>>128928410
This Anon is right, you know.

>>128928410
Shit that's a really good deal.

>>128928727
Shhhhhh!
JTF2 doesn't exist!

>>128928566
We know they have a lot of untapped potential. There are dozens of training camps all over the US. Small, discrete, inawoods.

I worry.

>>128923989

O Patriots, gunslingers and 3%ers. Prepare thine holy hollowpoints, level III vest and blades. The time has come for us to defend those who are defenseless.

Beware the warnings of the goatfuckers! We will counter them where they create terror. Counter them in the names of O.F Mossberg, John Moses Browning, Samuel Colt and Smith & Wesson!

We will counter their soldiers with superior firepower and lead pills!

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>>128928679
same, but I want to be a spy among them, too many video games

>>128928878
>>128928898

There's also this one if you want non-corrosive ammo.

https://www.canadaammo.com/product/detail/norinco-7-62x39-ammo-and-russian-sks-rifle-combo/

>>128928943
>There are dozens of training camps all over the US. Small, discrete, inawoods.

And mobility scooter accessible, I hope.

>>128923989
the promised day approaches

>>128928124
machete fight nigga. nah just kidding I'll dome the fuck.

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>>128923989
BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKERS!

>>128929019
I already have my SKS. I'm just saying for a newgunfag that's a perfect deal.

>>128927893
A couple of friends of mine are going to France this summer. One of them is a muslim, so I know I'll only have to worry about one of them.

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I'm ready to shitpost and #Prayfor the first capital to spread blood you brownshit skin.

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>>128928943
Hopefully you catch them before they pull anything off.

>YFW Toronto nearly got bombed to hell back in 2006

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>>128928968
I am furiously masturbating right now. Go away, Irons are Patrician.

>>128929138
They're not

Some have all terrain mods but we've only gotten so far. We have our limitations.

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>>128927557
>125x105)
>Leafs can't do anything right.
Day of the rake when?

>>128927160
Aren't you going to get bombed by ISIS for promising to protect Qatar from Saudi Arabia so the royal family can continue to fund ISIS and the Muslim Brotherhood though which will piss of the Saudis so they'll fund ISIS to attack you though??

>>128923989
It's election day here tomorrow lads.

>>128924494

I know this is completely retarded I've been seeing it for years but only now I realized what PBUH means

>>128929278
Share the link around to friends and family.

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>>128923989
>no Germany

>>128929447

I shall pray for you.

>>128929417
This image is diverse as fuck.

>>128923989
>>128924494

Better watch out, ISIS got their O-faces on.

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>>128929548
>no sweden

>>128928968
You forgot Sergei Simonov.

>>128926329
.be means it's a Belgian website, how daft are you

bring it on
AMERICA ,AUSTRALIA AND BRITANNIA FIGHTING TOGETHER AGAINST THE DIRTY ROACHES BRING IT ON YOU MOTHEFUCKING EXPLOSIVE MUDSLIME CUNTS

>>128927251
yo we are going to eventually have to ally ourselves against bosnia. this shit is comming to us as well

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>>128923989

New threat of crISIS actors more like.

Stabbed in the neck? Just walk it off. Nobody would move someone that injured like that. Lots of bullshit like that in all of these staged hoaxes.

>>128929549
It will empower us

>>128929638
The SKS does not have the same kind of following in the US as it does in Canada. Even a plain-Jane one goes for 500 USD (Seriously).

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>>128923989
Honestly can they write like a human being or is this some sort of Arabic lost in translation thing? Jesus it's like reading retarded Shakespeare.

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FUCKING HELL
THEY CAN GO ON RAMPAGE DURING THE TOUR DE FRANCE

>>128929835
ya its all fake.
idiot.

>>128924494
some retard in a desert took time out of their day to type that.

ISIS may be more autistic than us.

>>128929891
Pretty sure that was machine translated.

>>128929856
Are you saying you have more sks than us?

I mean they always attack the big lib shitholes anyways. ISIS is literally exterminating the liberal Muslim lovers that helped them enter these countries. How many lives must be taken before the left ever realize the error of their ways??

>>128924968
Yeah go to bed and then you can shitpost in the morning unlike the people who went out to get enriched.

>>128929891
I can't imagine Arabic translates very well to English.

You guys understand though, that they most likely will step thigns up big league soon?
They DO have thousands of people ready to carry out attack, Europol confirmed this.

And any of you remember al qaedas 7 phase plan for islamic caliphate?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/the-future-of-terrorism-what-al-qaida-really-wants-a-369448.html

NOTE that this articel was written in 2005.

The Fourth Phase Between 2010 and 2013, Hussein writes that al-Qaida will aim to bring about the collapse of the hated Arabic governments.

The Fifth Phase This will be the point at which an Islamic state, or caliphate, can be declared. The plan is that by this time, between 2013 and 2016, Western influence in the Islamic world will be so reduced and Israel weakened so much, that resistance will not be feared.


The Sixth Phase Hussein believes that from 2016 onwards there will a period of "total confrontation." As soon as the caliphate has been declared the "Islamic army" it will instigate the "fight between the believers and the non-believers" which has so often been predicted by Osama bin Laden.


The Seventh Phase This final stage is described as "definitive victory." Hussein writes that in the terrorists' eyes, because the rest of the world will be so beaten down by the "one-and-a-half billion Muslims," the caliphate will undoubtedly succeed. This phase should be completed by 2020, although the war shouldn't last longer than two years.


So... expect chaos and way worse shit than we have seen so far! We have seen nothing yet, remember that.

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>>128927333
trips of truth

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>>128930076
>it's all americas fault
>shouldn't have bombed those countries
>tsk tsk when will white males learn to love the people that rape and murder us
FUCK I HATE LIBERALS!

>>128930041
It's the most popular semi-automatic rifle in the country. We have more SKS than 10/22's. All the Russian and Chinese SKS that couldn't be imported into the US because of the import bans ended up diverted here.

TT-33's are also really cheap here. 200 CAD (~150 USD without the cucked safety).

FUCK OFF IM MILWALL

>>128930041
Mine was 200CAD before tax bought last year.
That's 148 USD at the current exchange rate.

So much NWO..

>>128929835
Being stabbed in the neck isn't a kill shot, pleb. Git gud or shut the fuck up.

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>>128930076
>How many lives
All of them.

>>128930041
Unironically yes. SVT-40s as well.

caliphate of netherlandia reporting in

>>128924494
>lonely lions
>aka virgins
4chan is full of those.

Also I want to rub the stained birch stocks all over my body.

>blablabla muh crusaders blablablabla muh westerns go fuck yourself blablablabla praise allah

Fucking muzzies can't enjoy their lives and leave everyone alone?

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>>128930422
Basically anything Chinese or Russian that isn't prohibited by name.

Check this out: It's a Chinese Sig clone chambered in 7.62x25 (Yes, really).

>>128929631
Blah Blah Blah won't attack their home.

>>128930561
Redpill me on the screwdriver in the trigger guard meme. Where did that all begin?

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Speak for yourselves faggot, im strapped

>>128930544
>>128930544
>can't enjoy their lives and leave everyone alone?

Tell to Western countries to stop bombing ISIS then

>>128928077
How should Muslims avoid streets? Do they use their flying carpets instead?

>>128930268
Well the west probably should of stayed away. If they want to kill each other it's not our business. The US is causing instability there on purpose for what ever reason

I'm not worried. They are incapable of inflicting mass damage and their entire ideology relies on terrorizing people mentally. I wish a sand nigger would, it won't be chairs and bottles we throw at your face, it's going to be gold dots.

>>128930671
It stands the gun up so you can take a picture, dude. Some guys use shotgun shells.

>>128923989
>No Spain
i don't understand

>>128926782
If this isn't a fake happening, stay safe anon. It may seem odd but I have a request. If you come across any half alive terrorists, keep their fucking ass alive.

I mean it. You keep that son of a bitch alive so he can be forced to go to trial. So he can shout to leftists he is a Muslim and he wants them dead.

>>128930250
>So... expect chaos and way worse shit than we have seen so far!
good

>>128930671
It's to give it a better angle for the camera. You see it done with pens and pencils a lot, too.

>>128930938
Spain don't bomb ISIS. Stop being fucking retarted

>>128930671
It's an easy way to prop up your gun to take pictures

My numerics demand Belgium is first.

>>128930938
shhhhhhhhhh

>>128930922
I wonder if they realize that guys like us are really looking forward to this. I should probably buy plates. I've been putting it off because I never really needed them.

>>128923989
I hope so. The largest cities here are the most liberal. NYC, various cities in CA, Minneapolis...I couldn't care any less. Fuck them. I hope they pay dearly for accepting them so freely. For it to get better it has to get worse... much much worse.

>>128931111

>>128931082
I know. The screwdriver is just disproportionately popular.

>>128930707
>Stop bombing ISIS
Fuck off sand nigger. Tell ISIS to stop acting like dark age savages. Death to all militant Muslims. We could stop bombing Muslims and pull military bases out of Saudi Arabia and they would find a new excuse to act like the murderous sub-humans they are. Anyone with a grasp on history knows if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. Same with SJWs, only instead of violence they tend to use autistic screeching and shaming. Give them gay rights, they'll demand you call them made up pronouns. Give them made up pronouns, they'll demand you stop being a straight white man.

Idiots.

>>128931175
What other implements are you likely to have near your guns?

Hint: Screwdrivers, punches and other tools you use to disassemble them for maintenance.

>>128930939
Of course, senpai. They may be hated sand creatures, but they're more useful alive than dead. I won't give them first aid though, terrorist scum are bottom of the triage list.

>>128924494
>Crusaders
I fucking wish!

>>128931249
>>128930707
It's a moot point for us.
Our politicians damn well know we don't want faggy oil wars started that make us into targets but they don't listen to us.

And regardless if they are going to attack us we have to defend ourselves. If some kebab starts shooting up my neighborhood ima grab my rifle and turn him into swiss cheese.

>>128928331
I spit my drink out, thanks for the laugh bro.

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>>128928676
>be muslim
>travel to America
>allahu akbar at a Walmart
>get shot
>didn't tip
>burger walks by shunning the sandnigger for not tipping
>starts to walk out without correcting said non-tip
>get shot by Walmart employee
>finally tips him
>police come
>arrest Walmart employee
>shot man bleeding out
>forgets to tip police
>gets shot by police
>land of the free
>*burger music plays*

I gotta say, I don't appreciate those fucks calling us Crusaders/Crusader countries. Not because I don't believe that we need to have the Crusades again, but because it fuels MSM "muh crusades are bad/we were the bad guys" memes.

>>128931101
6 / 14 does not fit patterns. 6 / 11 + 12 or 6 / 21 + 22 more likely.

>>128930968
Typical Geran enjoying getting cucked.
"Hehe yes please islamic warriors kill my people".

Express this type of edgyness in public more, and get your face mashed in when you meet a big dicked warrior like myself. Faggot.

>ISIS attacked Iran

Is this infighting or is the CIA getting slopping in choosing targets?

>>128931402
You forgot the clapping

>>128923989
>Warning /pol/ to not go outside
Don't worry anon

>>128923989
> The Islamic state is threatening eight countries
Nope, they are threatening everybody who are not muslim.

In other news: water is wet.

>>128931416
but they weren't watch this its 5 minutes long and realize how fucking bullshit the history books are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_To-cV94Bo

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>>128923989
Bring it on

>>128931039
You think they really need that poor excuse to attack us? that's naive

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>>128923989
doesn't even rhyme

>>128931374
>Soon...

Official world-wide /pol/ militia when?

>>128926092
>mfw being a tanned German finally pays out

>>128930275
>>128930281
>>128930422
Well alright. You don't have it so bad then.

O Canada? Why?

>>128931558
>be me
>come to US
>witness the above
>clap
>smile, knowing that this is the place I'll want to be
>stand loyal to the US
>apply for citizenship
>contribute to America being first
I'd love to do that.

>>128926092
kek
Here they complain that they can not blend in.
If they attack then our government and EU gets sued for good.

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>>128931829
They're butchered down to 5 rounds though.

>>128931811
Now.

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>>128923989
desu ISIS make our shitposting look positively pathetic

>make a shitty threat jpg in paint
>disseminate to the MAINSTREEM METERER
>countries/ /pol/ack
s literally shit themselves with fear

>>128931402
>Be Muslim
>Getting really hangry because of Ramadan
>PIG AMERICANS EATING IN MY FACE ALL DAY!
>Buy gun off my hashish dealer
>Go to Target
>Get shot by guy with a basket full of lube and pool toys
>Survive multiple gunshot wounds
>Confined to a wheelchair, shit in a colostomy bag
>AHMED, YOU HAVE A VISITOR!
>Some filthy man I do not know asks me to confirm my name
>He hands me a letter, saying I've been served
>The disgusting kaffir who shot me is suing me for the mental trauma and cost of the Polycase .380 ACP he shot me with

>>128932071
It's an easy fix if you're patient, bro. It is why I switched to ARs though. PMAGs are easy to modify if we have to and I have LAR-15 mags for the unsure in between time of SHTF.

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>>128932327
Mine's actually pinned on the mag follower. It looks like if they ever repealed the mag limit it would be pretty easy to cut and then grind it flush.

>>128931829
We have one of the highest firearm ownership rates in the world. Our laws are stupid, but we are pretty well armed.

>>128932546
That's the spirit. I doubt we will ever be put in a position where we don't have the time to do that... And if some delirious sandman tries to kick down the door, that's what shotguns are for.

Serious question, guys.

I plan on being in public spaces all weekend and am a target for different reasons relating to my work. I know the laws in the UK are really strict on self defense, but what am I allowed to carry just in case I get jumped and someone starts slashing me?

>>128931402
Why are making fun of us for tipping?

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>>128924494
>Muslims warning Muslims in english
thats a damn fine shitpost you got there son

>>128932826
A sign that says
>Not All Muslims Bruv

Why do they say O so much

Are they always in pain from constantly taking it up the ass?

Fucking sandniggers

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>>128923989
>no sweden

cool

>>128928071
Hmm this tooth paste must be expired

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pray for happenings

ISIS EUROPEAN TOUR 2017

>>128930250
> thousands
Did you somehow miss the all-male hordes who entered Europe as of lately?
Tens of thousands.

>>128932286
What's going on later with those pool toys, my man?

>>128932546
>>128932655
Where do you shits live, anyway? Do we need to start wearing the four of clubs so we don't accidentally shoot each other? I'm near Vancouver.

>>128924494
>you have started the aggression against us.
The only aggression anyone's started around here is bad grammar.

>>128932826
If your laws are anything like ours, a knife that you intend to use as a tool is legal

>>128924494
Aww ISIS called me a crusader <3
Now gov't let me fucking deploy and shoot these fuckers

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>>128924494
so this is the isis version of the navy seal pasta , got it

>>128932826
Brass knuckles?

>>128933138
I'm in Winnipeg.

>>128932826
Steel toed boots. If you are attacked it's a solid choice. If someone is getting stabbed on the ground, you can kick the sandman head apart easily enough.

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>>128923989
>Canada
Friendly reminder Canada's 150th birthday is in a little less than a month.

If ISIS was smart, that's when they'd do anything. The only ISIS related incidents that I know of is some bitch with an ISIS rag on her head that swung a knife around a Canadian Tire in south Ontario a few days ago. Maybe they actually used their brains for once and waited for an opportunity.

>>128932833
travel to another country and feel the freedom from tipping and you'll understand

>>128923989
ISIS HAVE VIOLATED THE NAP

PREP FOR WAR LADDOS

>>128933119
IDK, man. Bunch of furries with inflation fetish have sex on them?

>>128924494
>>128923989
i really hope i am able to get a good happening thread so i can inflate my ego with (you)

>>128930250

One and a half billion muslims eh?

Gonna need me some more ammo.

>>128923989
>the Crusaders
Europeans are Crusaders in their own countries? Hmm...

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>>128923989
Are we finally on the list?

>>128928317
more this than I would like

>>128932934
"ESPECIALLY Sweden"

Fixed

>>128932826
https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives

>>128933351
Canada had that virgin angry at girls go on a college shooting so dont laugh

>>128933403
Just food servers and pizza delivery.

Fuck valet and bag handlers. I don't use that shit.

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>>128923989
Hopefully there will be some comfy live streams.

>>128933076
someone shop a poster and start adding dates and locations of the attacks as they happen

>>128923989
Wait you mean the NEXT wednesday? Come the fuck on ISIS I gotta fly out to Japan... let a nigga live

>>128933138
I'm in Hogtown, lol.

>>128933597
this when is livestreams desu

>>128923989
I hope Muslims kill everyone and everything. I hate this world.

>>128933298
>steel toed boots

Fucking brilliant, I'm always hiking anyway and I own a few good pair.

For real though, the elections are tomorrow. Huge crowds and lines of people right alongside roads. Keep your situational awareness lads

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Better get ready boys

>>128933666
Satan calm down

>>128923989
I am hoping they go completely nuts so Trump can institute Martial Law.

>>128923989
whatever man ISIS is on the skids

>>128928724
you cant attack them when you cant build infrastructure

>>128926445
their capital is not Melbourne tho

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>>128924494
tfw you didnt make it onto ISIS' crusader list

>>128929638

Pretty much a given. We're more Mikhail Kalashnikov though.

Doubles confirm that Australia will be hit

Deaths, many such cases

>>128923989
If there were some mass coordinated attack in the US, our Muslim population would very rapidly approach zero. I would love to be a part of that.

I pray every mother fucking day to little baby Jesus that a mother fucker would....... Bring it Mohammed

>>128933516
NATO is crusaders
And Russian barrel bombs are haram as fuck.

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>>128926736
>tfw yank in London right fucking now

>>128933889
>tfw yank at college

>>128933675
Also look for 'creative interpretations' of your local laws.
Like here in Canada carrying a firearm is regulated by municipality, and basically illegal in most places. But transporting a firearm (if you follow the rules) through those areas is perfectly legal. So having a firearm in a perpetual state of transport doesn't illegal here. As a result some people keep a shotgun/rifle in their car.

GET THE FUCK IN THIS THREAD..THE NORKS LAUNCHED MISSILES, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>128933203

>>128933203


>>128933203

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Do these retards even know what they're up against?

>tfw Russians didn't get to be Crusaders in the Middle Ages, in fact Crusaders attacked Russia many times (Swedes and Germans)
>tfw we are Crusaders now

>no mention of germany
i call hoax what about the weihnachtsmassaker via lastkraftwagenfahrer?

>>128933976
i thought i was the only one

>>128933587
>>128933587
When I had a semester in China I ordered delivery super cheap directly to my dormitory and didn't pay any stupid tip extra, and service is just fine. Tipping culture is just plain stupid

>>128933675

Moto jackets with inserts can handle blunt force. Bet with some creativity you lot might be able to fab up some chain mail insert.

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>>128932833
because you tip for and expect tips for every fucking thing
>be me in burgerland
>refuel at gas station
>buy a pack of cigarettes on top, old lady clerk behind the counter all cool and dandy
>pay using cc, don't change sub total, just enter my pin
>clerk was looking at me like i raped her daughter and put it on sperkbook
on top you applaud every time the plane lands which is always feels like collective autism

>>128933841
Wish I had a fucking gun

>>128933976
kek

>>128934163
I don't. I don't want to have to explain to police that a firearm was stolen out of my car while I was at work.

>>128934226
that's bullshit, nobody tips gas station attendants

>>128923989
Don't think it's legit, no twitter account like @SimNasr or @RomainCaillet speak about that

>>128927199
that is beautiful! what is it from?

>>128934087
We too.
Despite the fact that estonians were crusaded.
Anyway, bring it on.

>>128934226

Who tips at a gas station? What?

>>128934284
There is no reason to not be armed in any way.

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>>128932826
do you have any shin guards? wear them on your forearms under a jacket will deflect a strike or two. Metal belt or leather belt with large rings

>>128923989
No Isreal? Hmmm... Oh well, off to bed I suppose. I'm sleepy, is anyone else sleepy?

>>128928124
I guess i'd have to shoot them, right?

>>128923989
You Muslim cunts, putting Australia between Belgium and Italy. Now you have gone too far...

>>128934226
>on top you applaud every time the plane lands
kek that is pretty silly

>>128934226
We've had it rough with planes, ok? Don't you ever, again, talk that way.

Everyone has a shoah. Ours had planes.

The feeling sticks, ok?

>>128928124
pocket sand of course...

>Crusaders this Crusaders that
Are they literally still mad about what happened some 5 centuries ago or what?

>>128933351
I work security, and will have to do security for events on Canada day. How fucked am I/10?

>>128934400
>>128934499
then what in the fucking world did i do wrong?
i swear her moot flipped the moment i handed her my card
i didn't even speak german will in there, i know this makes some burger feel uncomfortable

>>128928124
Slip back into my truck,spin the rear tires and slowly do a burnout as I inch towards them.
Let them pound the windows,then floor it and hope one's head lands right where the cut-off exhaust pipe is.
>pretty much let an unsmogged V8 give them hell to their ears and burn their faces off

>>128926445
Middle Eastern education, people.

>>128934900
you probably committed any number of social crimes and your haughty air of false superiority was likely just dripping off of you

we don't care for a lot of your kinds of faggotry you see, you europeans have no social graces

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>>128923989
im glad ISIS confirmed that they are not planning any attacks in germany.

>>128927279
It's funny how every time Isis tries killings in Australia, they kill a single Chinese man...

>>128935116
they need to kill a lot more to help with your chink problem ƒam

>>128924494
>wanting to make a caliphate
> blame on the west
What little babbys

>>128934226
nobody claps when the plane lands, dont you have some shit to eat?

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>>128924790
Any Montrealfags here? Street Sale starts tomorrow on 3 different locations and the F1 Grand Prix Festival I'm scared as fuck senpaitachi