Brit/pol/ - Yet another THINGS edition

>>128919417
I drew the Blair pepe

North East constituencies to watch
Probable con flip:
Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland
Hartlepool
Bishop Aukland

Possible con flip:
Darlington
Sedgefield
Tynemouth

Press f if con flip:
Stockton North
Blyth valley
Newcastle upon tyne North
North West Durham
Sunderland Central

Would vote a pig in a red dress constituencies:
Wansbeck
Redcar
City of Durham
South Shields
Blaydon
Houghton and Sunderland South
Washington and Sunderland West
North Durham
Newcastle Upon Tyne East
Jarrow
North Tyneside
Newcastle Upon Tyne Central
Middlesbrough
Gateshead
Easington

>>128919867

Noice lad.

Go to the other thread, lad. I'm sorry. THINGS got worse after all.

What are the key battleground constituencies for tomorrow lads?

i'M SHATTERED LADS

I've been shilling for the last 2 weeks non stop here.

I honestly really believed in Corbyn. I'm never voting again.

Well done Tory's. I hope you are happy.

You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.

I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.

I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.

I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.

One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.

I hope there is a God cause you can all Go to hell! You are not welcome in heaven if you vote tory.

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>>128919417

Remember to vote Yes in indyref2

>>128920734

Have you got owt lined up for when you finish this job lad?

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>Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 35% (-3)
LDEM: 10% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @YouGov)
57 replies . 90 retweets 71 likes

Labour blown the fuck out.

>>128921282
>LAB: 35% (-3)
Thank fucking god

>>128921282
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>128919417
nth for morality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xtpJ4Q_Q-4

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http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/06/the-first-casualty-of-terrorism-is-thought-.html

>These episodes surely illustrate that militant Islam and terrorism are not *necessary*, let alone *sufficient* conditions for such attacks. They suggest to me that, even if these elements *are* involved*, the role of drug-fueled insanity is also important.
>drug-fueled insanity

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40189945

Ruthless

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>>128920734
nice good vs evil meme

im voting tory because they will reduce my taxes and reduce the amount of free money for certain people who want to have more than 2 children but cant afford it without handouts...

>>128922095

You're nothing but a slave.

I hope that those tax cuts were worth selling out humanity for.

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>60,000 British are leaving every year
>Not a single relevant party (including UKIP) promises less than 340,000 immigrants to come in and remove the scraps of our culture
>people are literally being killed in the street by followers of a foreign culture
>Votetards are arguing over a 9% difference in tax rates

It really is all a joke!

Mini brit/pol/ election night guide I made:

JUNE 8TH
0700 Polls open
2100 First election special edition thread
2200 Polling stations close and first exit polls released (expect thread rate to up to one every 12-20 minutes instead of the usual once per hour from here until some time in the morning)
2300 Expect Sunderland to be the first result to be called at around this time
JUNE 9TH
0100 By this time in the morning we should know how things are starting to go, with Nuneaton being declared around this time.
0200 UKIP friendly seats will be declared around this time
0230 Some Labour marginals will be declared around this time
0300 Lots of key marginals will be declared around here
0400 Seats held be high-ups in boths parties will be declared around about this time
0500 Paul Nuttall's seat will be declared around about this time
0530 This is about the time last year when the Tories began to take the lead

Things may or may not be more clear from earlier on this time around, but we don't know that is the excitement of it.

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>>128921551
Normie memes are 2edgy4me.

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So who are you voting for?

>>128922919
UKIP or doodle of mohammed on ballot

Honest question, any Lib Dem supporters here? As in, not voting tactically, but actually wished they were in government?

I just don't get them, they never actually say anything of substance. What actually are they?

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>mfw less than 24 hours until the sweet tears start flowing straight into my cup

>>128922919
Conservative because of the local MP.

fuuuuuck

Been sweating the last 2hrs over the polls and now I need another shower

get ready for the Syria inquiry 2043

Are there any more polls out tonight?

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>>128919417
Forward Together! Vote May! Censorship IS freedom!

>>128922969
and then 48 hours until 4chan is blocked

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>>128920734
I literally cannot wait for this all over twitter and facebook tomorrow and friday

>>128923011
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>128920734
Not an argument.

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>>128919417
Don't forget your pens tomorrow guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

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>>128922919
If you absolutely must vote, vote for UKIP. If they're not running your area, don't bother.

>>128923029
Survation at 11:00

>>128922959
>pro 340,000 immigrants
An [X] in the UKIP box is a doodle of Mohammed.

What song would you like to play at the inevitable Labour victory celebration?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maty13s_db4

>>128922969
Which Mission: Impossible film is this?

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Post em

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>>128923029
Yeah most important one coming

>>128922741
Maybe they are immigrants going home

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>>128922919
Conservative. I don't want Britain to turn into Venezuela.

>>128923083
>and then 48 hours until 4chan is blocked
normies believe this.

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WEATHER

not good for voting or another action

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Reminder to vote on who you want negotiating Brexit and not on party policy.

>>128923143

Thanks, that will be a good one to watch after last year.

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>>128922949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

>>128923205
why is that most important?

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>>128919417
Post yfw Abdul blows himself up at a Labour-voter protest after the result tomorrow

ENOCH HERE, ENOCH THERE, WE WANT ENOCH EVERYWHERE.

>>128921282
There covering their arses for tomorrow, hope they took whomever came up with those retarded numbers and shot him.

Remember lads.

24 hours from now we will be able to tell the lefties that the most left wing prime minister this country has elected in the past half a century was Tony Blair.

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>labour leadership challenge at 2201

WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE POLLS?

>>128923205
charge your phone

>>128923123
>UKIP
I don't want to support 340,000 immigrants.

REMINDER

50,000 WAS ENOUGH TO PISS OFF ENOCH

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>>128921282
You can thank some very conveniently-timed (((TERRORIST ATTACKS))) for reversing the Labour momentum.

Knew they were coming when they got to within a percentage point or two of the Tories.

>>128923200
Mission Impossible 5: Corbyn Getting Elected
spoiler alert; he doesn't

>>128919417
Should we go to war with Iran to save Israel?

>>128923321
oh my christ

>>128923236
oh good, Labour voters won't show up then

>>128923321
>10:01pm start

WEEEEEEEEEEW

Gonna try to stay up tonight so it'll be easier tomorrow, it's gonna be a rollercoaster

REMINDER TO GO VOTE.

Even if you hate all the cunts. GO SPOIL YOUR VOTE or they won't change.

A spoilt vote is a lost vote for the parties. An unused vote is an ignored vote.

Spoiling your vote guide: Sign a name at the bottom to make it invalid. Then it can *not* be counted. If you do anything else, the counter may 'use judgement' to still count it (e.g. writing "wanker", "cunt", "faggot" in the boxes, might get counted as a vote for the "faggot" if the counting officer is a faggot himself.

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>>128923321
how many "leadership challenges" will it take for them to get the message?

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>>128923205
>Most important
>Assumes a 90% youth turnout
>Predicted a Labour victory in 2015

desu i'd quite like to run through fields of wheat with may and her friends sounds comfy

>>128922966
I live in an apartment block which for some reason has a group WhatsApp with all the residents, and these pricks are shilling Lib Dems hard. Posted Lib Dem leaflets attacking the Labour candidate through everyone's letterboxes, and are going on and on about why you should vote Lib Dem. Even holding sessions in the common room where anyone unsure how to vote can turn up and be told to vote Lib Dem.

Suffice to say, they're all SJW-tier lefty idiots.

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CAN'T CURB THE CORB!
RALLY COMRADES!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

>>128923123
Would if I could but they're not running in my seat or so many others

>>128923321
>immediate coup

Will be great banter

>>128923469

Survation predicted the correct EU Referendum result.

>>128923321

Corbyn walks into Labour HQ like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_teqyLNOs

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>>128923119
>You can trust me on this

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IT'S HAPPENING

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> yfw people think da YOOF will actually turn out in force

1. Most don't care or trust politicians enough
2. The disaffected ones are often likely to be socially conservative - so them voting wouldn't help Labour
3. There are probably more shy Tories as a proportion amongst the young than any other group

t. Shy young Tory

>>128923455
>>128923441
>>128923414
>leadership election
>corbyn runs
>blairite cuck runs
>momentum re-elects corbyn
>rinse and repeat
forever unelectable

>>128923222
North Korea under may is much better

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>>128923321
we had a bit of a scare these last few weeks lads, but Corbyn was always a joke.

>>128923278
this desu, I'm half expecting an attack at some poll station tomorrow

>>128923472
I'd run through her wheat fields if you know what I mean

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>>128923276
It's not. Unless you're a Corbyn zealot. YouGov and Survation are trash at this point.

>>128920734
First election, then. This was a bit intense because of brexit, but otherwise same old same old. Nothing much changes. The sun comes up, the world turns.

>>128923597
embarrassing

>>128923488
>Posted Lib Dem leaflets attacking the Labour candidate
Interesting, what do they say, accuse Labour of being too left wing or something?

What time do't polls open tomorrow lads?

Tbh guys I'm predicting a high youth turnout. You won't believe the amount of normally apathetic chad types I'm seeing properly shilling for Labour on Facebook and Twitter.

Now the real question, how many seats does Corbyn need to keep his job?

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>>128923603
>tfw Shy young NatSoc

>>128923642
>keeps all the Londoners at home

>>128923703
7am

>>128923653
no i dont please elaborate

>>128923703

7 am

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>>128923472
Same bro. She was a qt too.

>>128923346
if a tap is on and overflowing the bathroom sink you simply turn off the tap for a while until the sink empties. i dont understand why this cannot be done for immigration. literally just stop it for a few years. students are fine as unis need them and will leave after their studies, and families members are fine, and perhaps some of absolutely critical sectors such as NHS. all of this would amount to something like 50k. but everyone else can just wait for a few years until things settle down.

>>128923488
>I live in an apartment block which for some reason has a group WhatsApp with all the residents,
Haha. I lived in a shared house with a whatsapp group and when I moved in I told them all with a shit eating grin my phone was too shit to install whatsapp. All I ever hear about the group is drama drama drama, which I am never a part of.

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>>128922919
Lord Buckethead

>>128923703
7am

lads I've just got a new job - I was supposed to go round my mates and stay up and crash through the tinnies on thursday night but now I'm worried I'll be fucked for a 9.30-6 workday on Friday

what the fuck do I do

NIGE FOR PM, FUCK MUSLIMS.

Ipsos MORI insider

I'm hearing that the final polling is showing a Labour lead of +2

Expected to be released at 11pm

>>128923742
>>128923751
>>128923795
Cheers, might take some pre workout and go to the opening for the crack

>>128923236
20% mph wind in london and heavy showers. (((they))) did it again

>>128923310

>hhhhlook, that man's Enoch, hhthat man's Enoch, the hhhhbaby is Enoch
>even the little hhhhhdog's Enoch

>>128923455
Don't even like corbyn but I like that's a genuine socialist rather than a blairfag. Hopefully the tories go through the same ordeal before 2022, regardless of what the results are tomorrow.

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Daily reminder that this shitskin is STILL trying to block Brexit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuhakNZfuGU

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>>128923718
Half of them won't be even fucking registered.

>>128923747
I want to put my willy in her vagina

>>128923636
But who is the bezza
Straight white male
Or closet
Lezza

>>128923811
I'm working 8-6 friday lad, I'm staying up for it, at least until 0330

>>128923718
Same but young Tories don't spew their opinions on Facebook. We keep quiet, but actually turn up on the day.

>>128919417
>Italian man Youssef Zaghba

>>128923811
If Corbyn loses say that you're so emotionally traumatised that they can't possibly understand how bad it is a young person knowing that their future was taken away from them.

Add a few bullshit words in their for seasoning.

>>128923811
man up?
ive done 9-10 hour shifts after spending all night doing coke (not a brag just a story)

>>128923730
NatSoc can only succeed with national identity. National identity is achieved through national institution. We have no national institutions left. Britain is dead.

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vote tory

vote pussy push cunts who like fucking kids

vote may cuck goys

>>128923933
this desu

Survation insider here

I'm hearing that we completely fucked our shit up

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Even YouGov aren't giving Labour any chance now.

>tfw i get to vote based /DUP/ tomorrow

>>128923933
I cannot wait to see all my mates wanting to riot because they didn't get their way again

>>128920734
Amusingly enough, all of your thinly veiled shit posting hate filled points are synonymous with communism.

>>128923700
Nah, I'm in Vauxhall where the Labour candidate is Kate Hoey, who's very pro-Brexit and is also pro fox hunting and pro handguns, so not really a very SJW-friendly candidate (hence why I'm voting for her desu) - she's not the right type of left wing for them. Should be an interesting constituency, she's held the seat for years, but people voted something like 80% Remain here and the Lib Dems are targeting it hard and posting loads of leaflets saying she's basically UKIP (which is like saying she's a nazi in the eyes of these people).

>Only fucker that wrote to me by name is Tim Farron.

>Had a couple of un-addressed leaflets from the conservitards and labour.

>Didn't receive a poll card for the other week's mayor election. (Did get to vote when I turned up anyway)

>Multiple friends and colleagues didn't get their postal votes.

Phew, it's like they are trying to disenfranchise anyone under 35 or something.

>>128923811
Lad I manage a 9-5 getting up at 7.30 with four hours sleep per night and I've banged out many a multi day binge drink while doing so, you can easily do a full shift hungover

>>128923933
Unless they are having their bat mitzvah

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quintessentially british

torys fucking kids

Lads, Betway's doing 6/1 on Corbyn taking 201-210 seats, same thing for 211-220. Worth dropping a tenner on that?

>>128923973
I'd absolutely do it if I'd been in the job a while but I literally started this week

>>128923811
I'm working 7-3 :-)

>Tfw waking up to Conservative Majority

>>128923718
Most of the Labour shills I know haven't registered and couldn't be arsed to spend 10 minutes to put an X in a box.

And it will be raining tomorrow, so between apathy and weather there's that YOOF SERG fucked.

>>128923980
Get out your tools and build something new then Eddie

>>128923980
>strictly come dancing
>the great british bakeoff
>no national institutions

>>128923642
Only half?

>>128923597
She is the absolute kiss of death for anybody she endorses. Tory landslide.

>>128923718
Stuck the I'm voting Conservative filter on my Facebook profile picture and was instantly met with abuse, and people unfriending me.

I'm going to miss out on their salt on Friday.

>>128923771
The sink is overflowing already and we are arguing over quater turns of the tap. It's still on.

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quintessentially british

full of shit cowards

>>128923786
>A Party Polictical Broadcast by Lord Buckethead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKjGaTytWM4

>>128923703

7 am

>>128923811
Nothing more degenerate than showing up to work hungover, aside from showing up to your new job hungover.

Get on it another time.

>>128919417
My constituency has ukip as second most popular party by blind poll
Here we go boydem!

>>128919867
It's a fucking abomination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3QZomEjpao

>>128923703
7 am

>>128923590
;^)

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Survation poll should be released any moment now

should be HOT

>>128923771
So instead of staying and having loads of kids the immigrants would simply disappear?

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why mummy ?

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>>128923933
>tfw all your mates think you're voting libdem but secretly you're hoping for an extreme brexit

>>128924167
A proper British eccentric
good on em

>>128924073
They won't succeed lad, Tory butthurt will be glorious tomorrow.

>>128923597
Excellent. Some more salt to collect.

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>>128924057
There will inevitably be a riot.

They've already got personnel barriers on standby around Downing St.

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>want to leave the EU
>don't want anything else the globalist tory shills are offering
Feels bad having to vote for these fucking cunts

At least the tears and screams of dumb leftist shitheads will be delicious

>>128924081
under rated

>>128924295
pussy

>>128924083
That meme, if he had, Thatcher would have had him killed.

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>>128924148
Fuck those people, they aren't friends. I'll be your best friend anon.

>>128924165
my point is the sink will stop overflowing and drain properly if you turn off the tap to a mere trickle and that i dont understand why this could be done for a few years

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>>128924219

>>128923636
>british newspapers

how are we feeling about thanet south lads? could it go UKIP? and what about calcton?

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quintessentially british
no backbone

>>128923865

Yep, just got a text of something very similar from a trusted labour pollster.

I don't trust it though....but i hope for a late swing.

>>128919417
TOO LAZY TO RESEARCH POLICIES, AND THEY ALL SEEM LIKE CUNTS ANYWAY

So, Brit/pol/, tell me who I should vote for?

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>>128920734
I voted Tory

>>128924167

Kek it's it's a parody of that Bowie song

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>>128923811
>tfw just straight up said to my boss I'm going to be watching the election coverage through the night so would like Friday off
>He actually gave me Friday off

Feels good having a sound as fuck boss.

>>128924449
Tories my friend

>>128924121
For every right wing nut job there is a pro cuck lefty, democracy wants both their votes so holds the middle ground.

>>128924123
>Quintessentially
I reckon more school children can tell you who won Britain's got talent than who won the English civil war, or even tell you we had one.

>>128924316
There will be a big sulk, a lot of shouting, fuck all else.

>>128919417
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128923703
VII ante meridiem

voting tory at 7am tomorrow. who else?

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>>128923603

>tfw raised on bennies and work min wage

It's either vote DUP or spoil.

>>128924501
Listen m8 you were too young to concent.

literally voting conservative just to spite my fellow students who call all tory voters stupid, racist, sexist etc.

>>128924277
you cant force them to leave, but many do leave year by year anyway, except these are instantly replaced each year. so by simply turning off the tap you'd see a massive net migration of -100,000 a year. that *minus* 100,000

>>128924523

What's your answer Eddie?

>>128924048
>tfw the dup get more seats than the lib dems

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the shame of the british

vote may

Poor old Nick Robinson's voice seems to be going again.

>>128924449
Liberal Democrats.

But in all seriousness, go read the manifestos, you've got time. Or just spoil your vote. Just please, don't vote Tory.

>>128923980
the tory mindset at its most disgusting. voting conservative is psychosexual dysfunction played out on the national stage. you weird little pedo.

>>128923703

7am

>>128923236
OMG THE RUSSIANS HAVE SEEDED RAIN CLOUDS & MEDDLED IN OUR ELECTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>128924361
Thanks m8. You guys are my only real friends anyway.

>>128924586
7:30 lad, i want a lie-in

>>128924316
>they know where the election heading
why do the left literally riot after everything? they're so retarded.
was having an argument with my mate about tories and he was like you believe evetrything they say you're so brainwashed, so i said nah I disagree with the tories when I think they're wrong... this was like a new concept to him, like he didn't understand he could disagree with corbyn

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imagine unironically voting for the conservative party

>>128924586
I'll be comfily snoozing in bed. Probably get up at 2 in the afternoon or something stupid and wander down soon after.

>>128924148
>Revealing your power level on virtuebook
Bad move lad, I'm looking forward to seeing the absolute STATE of my mates when they realised May has won and maybe they and everyone like them should have actually turned out to vote afterall

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Just seen this on goybook.

The state of kids today, I tell ya.

>>128924449

If you live in a Conservative safe seat, vote for whoever you want

Otherwise, vote Conservative

>>128924586
Same. A huge reason is to see the lefty butthurt, ngl.

>>128924586
Some time around 3pm, gonna wake up at 2pm for maximum shitposting during the election

>>128924651
What's the question?

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>>128924295
>tfw your only friends are Labour voting faggots and are fully aware you're voting Tory

>>128924449
tory

>>128924523
Where there's a will

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>This is the Labour candidate for my constituency

The absolute state

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>>128919417

Who should run for Labour leader after Corbyn resigns on Friday?

I'm a firm believer in a strong opposition and Keir Starmer seems like the kind of dude to deliver it.

>>128924391
Boston and Skegness mabaye
Hartlepool small chance
Thanet South tiny chance
Clacton definitely not, it was a cult round caswell and now he is gone

>>128924449
May's manifesto = Miliband's manifesto
Corbyn's manifesto = Marx's communist manifesto
Farron's manifesto = autistic remainer screeching manifesto
Nuttall's manifesto = civic nationalist manifesto
Lucas' manifesto = weed and anti-arm put shaving manifesto

>>128920734
is this real?

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>>128924735
low effort

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How did Labour get away with this?

>>128924449
None of them. Spoil your ballot if you simply have to go to the booth.

The outcome will be the same no matter what party takes power.

Europe died the moment the 'refugees' flooded in.

R.I.P.

>>128924532
>Mirror graphics department in charge of putting an image on the cover

>>128924562
gratias tibi

>>128924819
>Where there's a will
There is an opposite will

This is why democracy is flawed.

Lads my dad is the CEO of Nintendo and says that labour have a lead of +5

May really fucked everything up

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

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>>128924348
just shy lmao

>>128924867
but the "dumb racist disgustingly white, poorest constituency" people are still there

>>128924690

keep telling yourself that you pathetic cunt.

I bet all those liberal hot uni chicks are banging each other after election, while you wank off to mummy May.

pathetic

I bet you feel like a real big boy grown up, don't you?

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>>128924850

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hahahahahahahahaha no

>>128924898
>there are no more than 11 countries in the world

The war on Islam will never end. It doesn't matter how much money is poured into surveillance programmes and foreign military interventions, conservatives have the wrong approach to tackle domestic terrorism. I live in a former britbong colony, and while the other groups are not reproducing due to economic troubles, muslims are doing so like crazy. Their population is rapidly growing, and once they become the majority, you know what that means, Shariah law. Islam is a global epidemic that needs to be stopped, and May doesn't have the answer.

I've been to east London a few times back when I was studying in the UK, and it's a lost cause. These communities have to be separated, otherwise the country will be in big trouble in a few decades.

>>128924920
(You)

>>128924898
wtf? I love communism now!

>>128924891
was capping child benefit to 2 children max (something they did in 2017) part of the labours manifesto in 2015?

>>128924367
No it was on voteforpolicies.org Im in Wales, the most popular party is labour and labour voters are too lazy to vote

>>128924768

>For every right wing nut job there is a pro cuck lefty, democracy wants both their votes so holds the middle ground.

What political system would you suggest which could improve our country, as you feel that we have lost our national identity?

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>>128925011
""""independant""""

>>128924916

My Dad is the leader of the Conservative party

He says that their office is literal chaos right now. Everyone is panicking because their own numbers are showing a 3 point Labour lead.

Many contemplating suicide apparently

>>128925022
RARE

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>>128919899
Here's the North Durham Labour candidate.
She's wearing a red dress, not a pig though.

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vote tory ...

>>128925069
I support benefits for more than 2 children so long as both parents are white.

>>128924898
Probably Ireland, seeing as you have one of the lowest corp tax rates in the world and bent over backward for apples sleek white chinese manufactured cock

Was going to vote Tory until I heard of their plans to regulate the internet.

Can anyone convince me otherwise.

>>128925019
>us
>japan
>england
>germany
>france
>italy

yeah that's basically the whole world that's worth caring about

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>>128925086
National socialism

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>tfw polling station is on your road

>>128925011
>biggest landslide since thatcher

Shouldn't that be Blair? Pretty sure his 1997 majority was much larger than anything she got although I suppose Facebook teens find Thatcher much scarier than Blair.

>>128925097
>My dad

Leader of the Tory party is a women.

Uh?

>>128924976
I make lots of money, own a nice home and have a good circle of close friends, plus you guys.

I do feel pretty grown up thanks. I hope you enjoy your bennies. Hopefully mummy doesn't make things too hard for you.

>>128923811
Crash through the tinnies and keep going in the morning. It'll give you energy for your job and nobody will notice.

>>128925019
We're right next to Britain and we have a rate of 12.5%. Labour are not this stupid; they're clearly lying by omission

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>>128923642

>tfw your polling station is in the pictures of police raids in Manchester after the MEN bombing

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vote tory cucks

>>128925019
They're probably aren't more than 11 countries in the world, but this graph shows province's of the Western Empire as serperate counties so...

>>128925120
>1961

>>128925181
Polling station is right next to the shop for me, will go and vote, buy some snacks and drinks then settle in for the night/day.

>>128925141
And not Muslim obviously

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>voting Labour but wanting a hard brexit

>>128924898
Ireland.

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>>128925086
>needing to ask the question

>>128924915
Start a fundamentalist orthodox christian church, i'm sure some russian fuck would fund it and GET THAT BIRTHRATE UP

>>128919899

Live in North West Durham.

Don't be surprised lads. Working class people voting labour all their lives, plus betrayed pro-Brexit Lib Dem voters switching to Tory. Not to mention the UKIP vote has almost totally collapsed to Tory.

Source: work in a pub.

>>128925173
Yes vote bnf

>>128925141
well we all know who typically has far more than 2 children per family and it aint white people.

>>128925191
>Leader of the Tory party is a women.
>Uh?

yes

>The American Dream
Get Rich and become like Donald Trump

>The British Dream
Spend your whole life on benefits, but at least you've got ARE ENN AICHH ESSS

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>>128925289
>voting Labour

>>128925219
>tfw your polling station was bombed in the Manchester bombings.

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>>128925011
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>128925183
Thatcher's 1983 landslide was larger than Blair's 1997

https://twitter.com/Chri592/status/872564015268024320

jez gonna win some glasgow votes

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>>128921619
halal i hope

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woop one of my blogs have 20.000+ views

what you think op ?

good ?

>>128925306
Consett?

>>128925338
LEL

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>>128925100
>rare
We have a community in your country, don't be like that.

>>128925113
Noice
>socialist countries produce the most attractive women
That's why Eastern Europe is full of hot chicks and the UK's average woman is a fat slag

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Guess I'm voting Tory lads.

UKIP aren't standing and Green withdrew. Just got Lib Dems, Lab and Con

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vote may

>>128925338
fucking kek

>>128925180

Kek - good meme

>>128925271
I have the joy of my polling station being on campus. Gonna be cancer.

Also it's Dimbles doing this election again isn't it?

>>128925306

This happened in Scotland in 2015, seats Labour took for granted, some of their candidates didn't even know what streets their supporters lived on.

Then look what happened.

>>128924898
>Missing the double irish out of your list.

Someone post on Facebook "I'm voting Tory because I support Israel and the Jewish people from Palestinian savages".

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>>128925338
Well then, that's that.

survation should predict a labour victory for laughs

VINE ON BBC NEWS NOW

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>>128920734

pre-salt!

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No matter what my comrades we must fight on!

>>128925407
Legitimately the worst place I have been with white English people in it.

Worse than East Leeds and Barnsley, even. I have never seen so many mongs in my life. Vile, disgusting and horrific.

>>128925022
fuck off mate no one asked for your input

>>128925338
They sat on that masterful pun until the big day then

>>128925371
Blair got 418 seats in 1997 and Thatcher got 397 in 1983

>>128925440
You've got to do it lad. Any lost Labour seat is good.

>>128925440
>that's going blue

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>>128924368
>daily star
What did you expect?

>>128925338
i mean its not like anyone's shocked that labour won't win

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vote may vote tory

why not ?

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>>128925289
>Trusting Tories with a hard brexit

What part of we are fucked either way have you not understood since this election was called?

>>128925577
Calm down
m8

>>128925113

>Are Laura.

Got a bunch of her leaflets. Pretty desperate. Clearly a momentum/Corbyn movement progressive candidate. Useless.

Tory candidate is Sally Ann Hart. Stands a chance.

>>128925485

I remember being at uni in 2010 when the results came through, people crying in the Union bar.

I was a smug cunt for the rest of the term, I bet this time round its even better.

>Big Sister May wants to revoke your human rights
You know that means we will all get rounded up and detained indefinitely right? As /pol/ is classed as "right wing extremist" along with the likes of the_donald, the BNP, neo-nazis, etc.