*blocks your path*

Shake his hand, and walk past him.

>>128897584
clean his room

"room is tidy"

*shuffle away*

>>128897632
Your post, best post.

I-I swear I'm not a p-postmodernist. I cleaned my room and am trying to slay the dragon.

BLOODY POSTMODERN NEO MARXIST DRAGONS

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>>128897584
>*blocks your path*
Blocks his path .

no canadians allowed man sorry

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*hugs*

Adopt me, please.

>>128898057
and thats that

>>128897632
Well you see, that's what so darn interesting about the human handshake; it's a symbolic gesture that represents the five rivers that nurtures us like a mother nurtures her children! When you shake someone's hand it's quite literally just like suckling the breast milk out of their teeth, and that's fascinating because throughout history human folklore have always been centered around heroes and their struggle to suck on titties! What the bloody postmodernist neo-Marxists don't get is that without the handshake, there would be no mother's breast to suckle from!

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>>128899013
10/10 underrated fpbp over 9000 keks famalamadimgdong.

I started reading this in his voice before I even knew what you were doing there

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[violent redpill swallowing intensifies]

>>128898057
Thats racism and punishable with 10 years in prison.

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Incorporate your shadow.

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3/3 retardation points.
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>>128897584
Hi Dad!