Brit/pol/: National Treasure Edition

>>128895781
>May has been in marginals, Corbyn has stayed in his little labour playpen

Literally the exact opposite is true.

CREEP
R
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How should I spoil my ballot, lads?

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>Disrobe yourself at once young man.

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>>128895881
also don't forget to take a pen tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

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Maomentum shills out in full force this week.

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>All the young voters registered to vote
>At-least half of them will forget tomorrow is vote day
>Another quarter can't be bothered to drive to their local school / town hall
>What do you mean the Conservatives won by a landslide?

>>128896022

Draw a picture of Hitler

Put a swastika in the box for UKIP

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Stop going to work.

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K A Y L E I G H

HURR ENJOY EVERYONE POST THE SAME STUPID SHIT THEYVE BEEN POSTING ALL WEEK MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL MEAN SOMETHING

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>>128896081
Don't believe this, it spoils the ballot

>>128895981
https://twitter.com/ian_a_jones/status/872467537476411392

Try again Momentum

>>128895981
wrong, Corbyn gives rallies in seats with 75% Labour vote share

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>>128895981
May has gone to marginals, Corbyn to safe tory and lab seats plus a few marginals (not that guy btw).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40176539

BREAKING: Two Controlled explosions were carried out on two unattended cars near the US Embassy in London by bomb disposal unit.

https://twitter.com/News_Executive/status/872508461988360192

>>128896244
>He didn't watch the video

>>128896244
no it doesn't retard

>>128896109
>driving to the polling station

All polling stations have to operate within walking distance, it's the law.

>>128896022
Write "Kekistani Nationalist Party", draw a box next to it and put "X" in the box.
>Captcha is a sign that says wrong way

>>128896305
At least they're trying to bomb the right places now.

>>128896244
No it doesn't.

>>128896244

>he thinks the counters are going to give a shit if it's in pen or pencil so long as a vote is clearly marked

>>128896337
Not in the countryside m8

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Why i'm voting Labour.

Because i'm autistic. Tories have made my life a living nightmare, I dread a brown envelope dropping through the letterbox telling me I have to jump through hoops to convince a footfag that traps aren't gay.

To save what? morality?. Traps are redpilled, Tories have demonised the lowest class of traps, to save a fraction of a morality. Fuck chasing morals, I want to masturbate to what I what, lets fuck with footfags, every cunt hates footfags. Pure degenerate feet campaigns showing people with autism that have 'trap fetish'.

Fuck the tories, using the bottom of the pile fetishes as an excuse to be evil cunts. They managed to get the footfags fighting the trappillers, while conveniently ignoring their own staggering hypocritical foot fetishes.

>>128896221

it's fucking grim at the moment, so much riff-raff in for le hebeddings xd

>>128896022
draw a nigger and write around blacks ever relax

>>128896081
Clever Shill

>>128896022

dirty protest

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Most Kippers will go Tory, even if they do have a candidate, but this is interesting.

>>128896556
nice, had a feeling this'd turn into a pasta

Why i'm voting Labour.

Because i'm autistic. Tories have made my life a living nightmare, I dread a brown envelope dropping through the letterbox telling me I have to jump through hoops to convince a footfag that traps aren't gay.

To save what? morality?. Traps are redpilled, Tories have demonised the lowest class of traps, to save a fraction of a morality. Fuck chasing morals, I want to masturbate to what I what, lets fuck with footfags, every cunt hates footfags. Pure degenerate feet campaigns showing people with autism that have 'trap fetish'.

Fuck the tories, using the bottom of the pile fetishes as an excuse to be evil cunts. They managed to get the footfags fighting the trappillers, while conveniently ignoring their own staggering hypocritical foot fetishes.

>>128896529
How fucking rural do you have to be that there's not even a run-down village hall in walking distance?

>>128896641

UKIP did this on purpose so that the Brexit backing Tories can win.

UKIP shills fuck off, you will split the right-wing vote and throw away valuable seats

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HUNG PARLIAMENT
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MOMMYBOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>128896641
Yeah, where UKIP isn't running expect some huge swings. Like Stoke on Trent North/South or Newcastle-Under-Lyme.

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>>128896641
The King Maker

>>128896730
>YouGov

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Poor poor idealists.... at least their hearts were in the right place.

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why i voteing laber

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Lads, Bodger has died.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>>128896614
not mine, was in another thread

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>>128896244

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>>128896730

HA
HA

HA
HA

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>>128896689
>post begins
>has my sympathies
>goes right off the deep end, maximum memeage per square inch
What was the point of writing this post?

>hung parliament
>Labour-SNP coalition
>We leave the EU but remain in the single market and maintain freedom of movement
>bring in 250,000 extra refugees every year
>government sponsored interracial breeding programmes
>net migration 1m a year
>basic rate of tax rises to 35%, high rate to 60%
>Falklands given to the Argies, Gibraltar given to the Spanish
>Referendum on a United Ireland and independent Scotland
>debt to GDP ratio increases to 130%

>>128896884
>this poster with the bizzare filenames is back

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>>128896846
bodger is kill
no.

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>>128896846
What the fuck, is Badger okay?

>>128896730
Does the Greens only have 1 seat?
Why havent they just tried taking over the Labour party or try and swing their party?
You will never get anything done with 1 seat

>>128896730
>UKIP higher percentage
>no seats

wat

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Give me (you)s Sasanachs

>>128896043
Y-yes m'lady.

>>128896846
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

66-67 seems to be the magic age for us Brits, kinda depressing having an average like that appear so often, knowing you've effectively got *x* years left to live.

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>>128896846
How is Badger taking it?

>>128896846
>first Wallace
>now Bodger
Fuck you ISIS

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>>128896641

I was going to vote UKIP, but switched to Labour when I found there was no candidate this time.

Our only independent is a REVERSE BREXIT meme.

>>128896730
This is scotlands fault

BECAUSE OF SCOTLAND WERE GETTING THE TORIES AGAIN

>>128896846
>it's real

Nooooooooooo

>>128897073

Average is 85 or so I believe.

If you've got cancer in your family you are fucked though and that is what brings the average down.

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>>128895881

Voters already lining up in Bimingham.

>>128897012
>Who are you going to vote for?
>UKIP
>Doesn't actually realise his local Authority has no UKIP member

>>128896918
XD

>>128896929
I reckon this looks about right. Tory majority of 90

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Be still my heart.

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Beautiful

>>128897007
Yeah, it made sense during Blairism but with Corbyn their values seem pretty much the same.

When the crisis with Labour happened after Brexit they should have just split desu, with left going to Greens and moderates going to Lib Dems.

>>128896846
literally don't give a shit

Pakis killing that Aussie qt was the last straw. Race war when?

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vote may

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>>128895881
Stephen ''I never had anal sex'' Fry

(actual quote)

>>128896641
No though? I voted UKIP last time and I'm voting Labour this time. You idiots who honestly keep pushing that the Tories are even remotely similar to UKIP need to piss off.

>>128897098
>Switching from UKIP to fucking Labour
Why? Keeping us in the single market and they love browns

>>128897226
>right to life
I was this removed first

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>>128895881
>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

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>>128897260
>Greens - 1

>>128897260
That's quite a bold prediction.

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>>128896929
yes goy, that's what people were saying to Trump the day before he was elected president.......

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Who's ready for Vine time tomorrow?

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Everybody knows, Badger loves..

>>128897226
>Another Angry Voice
lol

>>128897260
>Lab 186
wew

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Who /campaigning on the day/ here?

Or has campaigned at all?

>>128897400
Polls were only like 2% out for trump m8

>>128897319
post the one about the EDL next

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>>128897260
Con by name con by nature

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>>128897400

>>128897361

Muh internet.

I don't trust May to stay out of the single market either.

>>128897078

kek

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>>128897418
Stat man as well

>>128897152
Yeah, my family has had lung Cancer but everyone who has was a heavy smoker, fuck it, guess we'll all see what happens.

>>128896846

Mashed Potatoes for dinner tomorrow in tribute.

#Mashchester

>>128897260
>387
>majority of 124
Lad.

>>128897364
Really made me think

>>128896775
Very few Stokies are voting for Mummy

>>128896846
Badger's gonna be alright though? Right?

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Can't wait for the meltdown tomorrow night on The Guardian.

>>128897418
>>128897544
It's Dimblebys last one ain't it?

>>128897533
Do you not remember how Labour shits on civil liberties too? Diane Abbot or some other labour bint would probably gulag people for being islamophobic when they want immigration lowered

>>128897418

Is he even doing it? They mentioned the set up for tomorrow on DP and it was just Emily Maitliss saying she would be over by the green screen.

Worrying.

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Mr Hitchens

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted for Corbyn. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another Trot. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to not vote. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, but was about to avoid it completely. Then I looked at the Corbyn option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be socially conservative within a mono-cultural nation state. Angry that some people would even consider voting Corbyn.

I asked myself why people would vote for abolishing their country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Corbyn, the larger the erection grew. I imagined North African and Pakistani migrants being transported north towards the Lake District and it grew yet more. I imagined British police ignoring marijuana plantations in the Yorkshire Dales. Mosques on every corner and British women undeterred from social disobedience and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Corbyn. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Peter Hitchens. I am British; I am a cuckold.

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>Corbyn will kill Diane Abbott if they win

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>>128897544
DAMP RAG

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Is there a BRIT/POL/ election night bingo?

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>>128897609

Not the only one to make such a prediction.

Labour are in for a big surprise tomorrow.

>>128897361
We aren't going to get what we thought we were going to get regardless of which party we vote for at this point. Labour is less Jewish, that's the only deciding factor at this point.

>>128897693
She said he would be doing that.

>>128897627
With UKIP out, a lot of predictions say south will flip.

>>128897364
What is the source for that pic?

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>>128897448
im not angry i just cant stand you kiddy fuckers

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

we win regardless.

go fuck a child you english fucking dirtbag

>>128897260

Lol this isnt even from a polling company, its just a guy making a prediction (guess)

>>128897703
>I am British; I am a cuckold
Bit redundant there

>>128897647
Honestly, his referendum coverage was poor.

They should let Neil take it over, he did great with the U.S. elections.

>>128897260
Would Corbyn resign if this happens? I don't think he would desu. I think we're heading for a party split.

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>>128895981
Daily reminder that the average Tory voter look like raging alcoholic sex offenders.

For some reason, this picture triggers the Tory shills here...

>>128897891
wrong

>>128897763
I have suggestions.
>It's early in the night
>if we believe the exit polls
>John curtice
>Jeremy Vine on a green screen
>Reporter at a count suggests it's looking bad for a party

>>128897627
Majority of my office and a good chunk of my family are at least. I don't expect we will go blue though.

>>128896641
So that means they'll just vote Tory. Right?

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shes in

>>128897355
Same here, my family is the same too (UKIP last time, Labour now). This UKIP thing won't make a difference.

>>128897956

If he gets less MPs than Foot he's got to go, otherwise he will say "muh vote share" and carry on, they won't oust him straightaway.

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>REMINDER THAT THE COMING OF JUNE MEANS THE END OF MAY

>>128897400
cant wait for tomorrow with all the Jeb surging memes
you goys better have them ready

>>128897848
>I'm not angry
>Proceeds to be very angry
Spaz

>>128897754

>implying she hasn't already been hit with some kind of secret Soviet assassination weapon that mimics death by natural causes

>>128897669

Maybe, but they're at least not overtly threatening it yet, whereas May already has a history of personally doing it.

>>128897703

I am lolling hard

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>>128898042
>>128897355

You're in a tiny minority doing that.

>>128897795
Labour is only less jewish because it's so muslim you stupid cunt

>>128897848
I was referring to your fucking image you mental mong. Stop spamming the same 20 shit images every fucking thread and go back to the looney bin.

>>128897955
I couldn't stand watching any coverage, Andrew Neil is great but the media was completely unprepared for what happened. He would be a great replacement though for election night.

>>128898013
>>128897977
I'm honestly asking here; what are you trying to achieve by this?

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Why don't people see that you don't need full Communism offered by Labour or cruel Austerity offered by Conservatives?

You can have a strong but streamlined Welfare State if you just cut government spending in unnecessary areas (e.g. farm subsidies in times of food surplus; transport; bennies for immigrants; social housing for non-homeless people). In fact, I would argue you can cut taxes by over half in any given European country (especially Ireland and the United Kingdom) and still provide a decent Welfare State, as long as you put a stop to mass immigration and placed a sales tax on legalised marijuana and prostitution transactions.

I swear I could run the country better than half the morons in office right now

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this is serious

she is obscenely beautiful and i can't deal

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HELP HELP

THE SHADOW HOME SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

Any idea what the turnouts for tomorrow are gonna be like lads?

Ive heard people on the left usually vote less, is it because many just arent even old enough to vote?

>>128897364
allahu fucking akbar

>>128898185
The brit flag is a nutter who will spam the same 20 images in every thread

>>128898136
#WeAreThe48Percent

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vote MAY give mi6 your whats app

why not ?

>>128895881
take the ultimate red pill tell others
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>when lefties pretend they are anti-Islam and anti-immigration when they shill here

Does it hurt your soul lying to us, shills? You're being very naughty.

>>128898212

She's horrendous even for a meme

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>>128896983
>>128897078
>>128897628
Lads...

>>128896022
Cum tribute to are nige

My 95 year old gran is getting out to vote Tory tomorrow lads

>>128896022
vote tories

>>128897355
>>128898042
Labour are even less similar to UKIP you complete retards
>let's vote for the extra pro-EU pro-PC pro-multiculti pro-paki party!

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VOTE TORY GOY , VOTE MAY

>>128898331
Hope she stubs her toe

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Here's are Nige lads.
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>128898131
>Maybe, but they're at least not overtly threatening it yet
They want to make islamophobia a separate offence.

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PART

>>128898423
>>128898294
I was going to vote UKIP but I've decided to vote Tory just to spite you

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>>128898320
Don't worry my badgers are OK.

>>128897553

60s & 70s are the cancer years.

If you get it before 60, you're genetically fucked.

If you survive to 80, then congrats you'll probably die of alzheimer's, heart failure, or simply falling over.

NIGEL FARAGE SHOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cq94D1WGrk

>>128898463
YOU CAN WATCH IT TOO

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VOTE TORY

>terrorist's mother can't even speak english

What a surprise

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yfw it's 11:02 PM and Labour are predicted to be btfo

I
>I

I believe
>I believe

I believe that
>I believe that

I believe that SHE
>I believe that SHE

I believe that SHE will
>I believe that SHE will

I believe that SHE will win!
>I believe that SHE will win!

I believe that SHE will win!
>I believe that SHE will win!

I believe that SHE will win!
>I believe that SHE will win!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF1GyLn9Wbg

I'm with her.

>>128898309

>Nathan's girlish hands quiver and he closes his eyes as he types the word 'paki'
>"forgive me Jeremy"

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>>128898186
Fuck off back to Eirepol potatonigger

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>>128898582

Got a job counting votes tomorrow night, it's 25 quid an hour so I hope it goes to a recount

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>>128898581
I know lad, I prefer to listen. Enjoy, and don't forget; when you take a Nige, you leave a Nige.

>>128897819
In Sunni Islam they use the Hadith, of which Sahih Bukhari is the most respected collection. Essentially they just copy whatever Mohammed said and did.

Basically it comes from this:
>Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah: The Prophet collected every two martyrs of Uhud in one piece of cloth, then he would ask, "Which of them had (knew) more of the Quran?" When one of them was pointed out for him, he would put that one first in the grave and say, "I will be a witness on these on the Day of Resurrection." He ordered them to be buried with their blood on their bodies and they were neither washed nor was a funeral prayer offered for them.
>http://www.searchtruth.com/book_display.php?book=23&translator=1&start=91&number=422
at 427

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vote MAY you dumb goy

snort snort

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>>128898186
t. milkman

>>128898662
Stop LARPing

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>>128898628

>yfw it's 4 am and the exit polls were wrong

>>128898131
I guarantee you if Labour gets in they will be worse for the average /pol/ user in terms of censorship than May. You know that we already have plenty of hatespeech laws right? How much they actually get used is determined in large part by the tone at the top. Under a Labour government the police will devote more resources to pleasing their new masters by harassing white men.

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Get comfy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:19th-century_films

>>128898186
Amen, brother.

I'm reading about the ever increasing terror attacks and dissolution of England with Fred Dibnah on in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFbjMtnehE

It's the most comfortable pile of sand to hide my head in.

>>128898662
How do they make sure people counting aren't biased?

>>128896022
Write something like "Enoch was right" or "Britain is dead"

>>128898387
>vote Ingsoc

No thanks

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>>128898653
B-but Éire/pol/ doesn't start until 8pm :(

>>128898131
Corbyn has stated that she's stepping down 'for the period of her ill health' so it's real

>>128898771
Eat
My
Hat

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How do we remove fat people?

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>>128896929
Rough estimate of seats

>>128896641
They really do think the general public are fucking mugs, don't they?

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>>128898212
I actually adore her, mummy is so cute!

>>128898719
>In Sunni Islam they use the Hadith
Shia too

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g-good evening senpais....

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who will make anime real?

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It's nearly all over!

>>128898848

if they look like that I'll take 'em off your hands

>>128898719
Ta. Not overly familiar with the Hadiths myself, so I've never come across this one.
Slimey bastards.

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

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>>128896043
VOTE for Karen

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HEY GOY

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>>128898631
kek

>>128898848
Lock them in rooms and starve them until they're of an acceptable size

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>Security services were warned about Manchester attacker FIVE TIMES but did fuck all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>One of the London attackers was reported to the authorities several times - nothing done
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/london-terrorist-had-twice-referred-police-extremist-views/

>Conspiracy Theorists blame Tories for attack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4533372/Conspiracy-theorists-accuse-Tories-terror-attack-link.html

>Conspiracy theories refuse to be quelled
https://order-order.com/2017/05/24/rufus-hound-posts-may-conspiracy-theory/

>"Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets": Police Federation
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-

white_uk_5925d9f0e4b062f96a336e5f

>Terror attack "plays well for May"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAK7r11t5w8

>Tory election fraud - no charges but one
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/cps-announce-no-charges-conservative-party-election-spending/

>Tory candidate Craig Mackinlay charged over expenses fraud
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40129826

>May only taking questions from the media that have been pre-approved - tory press meekly complies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-refuse-press-questions-pre-approved-michael-crick-election-2017-campaign-team-a7726856.html

>STRONG AND STABLE, STRONG AND STABLE

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>>128898910

>>128898775
Yeah, but Labour aren't retarded enough to outright say it during the campaign

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>>128898710
APOLOGIES, I'M LACKING IN NIGES

These threads are moving too quickly. It's not comfy.

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>>128895881
G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . . What parties are you going to vote for desu?

>>128896817

>Jim Jones told 900 people to lay on the floor and the actually did it, the absolute madmen

>>128898848
Enforced labour for the good of the country.
Make them build a school or a playground or something.

>>128898631
Is this the normies version of meme magic?

They dont channel their energies strong enough clearly.

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>>128899051

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>>128898628

>>128898911
No one.
Tories will ban it, Labour will make you too poor to afford it, the Lib Dems have never heard of it and UKIP want to deport it.

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NEW SURVATION POLL:

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (+1)
LAB: 38% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
JEB: 87% (+23)
GRN: 2% (-1)

>>128895904

You're not disliked lad.

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>>128899075
UKIP of course.

>>128898062
>>128897956
This, decline in SNP vote may push labour to having a higher vote share in 2015 but it will be so watered down, they are bound to lose seats. Expect lots of crying over FPTP tomorrow.

>>128898869
>12% win
>only a majority of 58
What?

>>128899075
*pats head*

hahahahhahaa

>>128896081
is the best thing to bring a permanent marker that soaks all the way through the paper? serious question

>>128899075
Going to fly over to Belfast to vote DUP

>>128897956
I hope that would happen. The Corbynite wing can have all the pakis, nogs, SJWs, (((unions))) and assorted retards in the cities and allow for a party to rise that actually supports native working class British people.

>>128898628
Don't you mean 10pm?

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>>128898910
>>128898911>>128899075
>>128899032

Hello desus, ready to vote for are Nutt?

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>>128899051
sort it out lad. I bet you don't have a framed picture of him on your bedside draw either

>>128899203
Fake

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>>128898628

>>128899273
That would be a potential spoilt ballot. Just use a pen, don't be autistic.

>>128898212
Literally shit-tier meme.

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vote tory

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>>128899337
postal voting master race

>>128899273
No, just use a ballpoint

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>>128899337
>tfw the nutt has been cracked

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>>128898620

Correction. Theresa is HOT.

Check you eyes, anon. She has /pols heart.

>>128899429
>nearly 1/12 posts in this thread are by this spamming nutter

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When was the last time the Tories were actually Conservative, lads? The 1980s?

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>>128899337
>>128899232
I-I would vote Nutt but his name is too lewd desu.

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>>128897346

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vote may..

Reminder that the Tories will just scrape an increased majority.
May will resign, and with only a minor scrum, Bojo will emerge as PM.
Corbyn will stay on whilst the Labour Party descends into chaos, eventually splitting into two or more parties.
Screencap this.

>>128896244
My stint in the actual Australian election shits on this, if poms use a similar system for something as relatively unimportant as a poll.
When counting votes we were told to err on the side of legibility, the voter could have done literally anything to the ballot as long as the boxes were clearly marked in order or preference. 1-5, A-E, one fucker even used roman numerals and it was still valid. Had a ton of jokers making another box with Christ or their dick or whatever, and it was still useable with any preference in it as long as the real boxes were marked in order.

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>>128899488
Y-you U-Turned? Maybe you do fit with Mummy May

>>128898795
They don't, but you don't have any opportunity at all to influence the result anyway, party representatives watch you all night

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>>128899150
a classic
>>128899338
no but i masturbate to the thought of his brexit winning speech

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vote unmummy may

>>128898775
You've been watching too much MDE

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Vote Labour to taste the mythical fruits of the magic money tree!

Who here is riding dick bicycles to remember the dead? Guessing all of you since you're posting a mentally ill faggot as the thread opening.

Is there any lower the UK can sink at this point?

>>128899240
Yeah, only issue with the spreadsheet is it applies the national swing evenly so could be more and havent accounted for constituencies with no UKIP candidates. Also do not think Caroline Lucas will lose her seat.

>>128895881
That picture is fucking disgusting

>>128899429
>Tories let rich and high class white men rape your kids
>Labour let disgusting paki barbarians rape your kids
the choice is clear

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>>128899655
>splat

>>128899665
>implying we shouldn't ban human rights

>my mum fancies you

based farage getting those MILFS

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>>128898969

WHOM WE LOVE SO MUCH.

/POL LOVEs MUMMY SO MUCH. HUGS ANON. SHE LOVES YOU TOO.

Any sites that have tracked consistency polling for the election (has that even been done this time round???)

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>>128899703
Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>Labour landslide

lmao

>>128899634
n-no I just know UKIP won't get a single seat. i'm still voting for them though

>>128899729
We're not getting a uniform swing.
Expect labour to do ok in London and hold their position in the south, but tory surges in the midlands and north

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>can't even win twitter polls anymore

LANDSLIDE INCOMING

>>128898062
If the polls are right (even the ones that show the Tories winning bigly) it'll be Labour's best result since 2005.

>>128899855
no Ian no

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>Labour landslide

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>>128899529
Never. Ol' Enoch was the only Tory desu.

Vote Fianna Fáil desu.

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>>128899665
In her manifesto it explicitly states she is not overturning Human Rights Act or leaving the ECHR on page 47. That is the only reason I'm voting UKIP and not Conservative kek.

>>128898848
That girl is fucking fit when she's skinny. Now's the best time to get with her due to her heightened insecurity. She will cling on to you like she clings onto twix bars. Whilst you're with her in her corrupted phase, encourage her to get fit with you. Now, you have a fit girlfriend who will always submit to your will.

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>>128899761


why not ?

>>128897260
>Cons win
>Beautiful
>Winning death by suffocation instead death by drowning

Congrats, you're a moron.

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>Mfw UKIP's immigration policy is orgasm-inducing but they'll never get into government

I WANT OFF THIS PLANET!

>>128899908

Yet the Tories will be miles ahead and there best result since???

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>>128899703
Corbyn will model us on the success of Venezuela!

>>128900048

ehe black pill ehe

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Communists and socialists will all be taking metaphorical helicopter rides on Thursday.

>>128899908
Voteshare means nothing under FPTP. Labour is only doing better in share because the lib dems and greens are collapsing

>I want people to bring their children across the Med in a bin lid

Did I hear that right?

>>128899761
>implying such a thing exists

>>128899273
>>128899384
>>128899459
No, watch the video through, it explains it all

>>128898411
>Thinking people could ever vote Tory scum
Lol m8

>>128899906
The absolute state

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>>128899972
>Fianna Fáil
I'd rather put my balls in a meat grinder. I'd seriously rather vote Solidarity because at least they actually stand for something

>>128898616
She was speaking dago. The snackbar's family didn't live in Britain.

>>128899235
tbf fptp is seriously holding back good any potentially good parties. Last time there was a country wide election based on proportional representation it was basically a three-way tie between UKIP, Labour and the Tories. Not only would the number of seats UKIP get go up if the general elections were pr and the votes were all the same, but actually the number of votes for them would be greater as well.

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>>128899075
STRONG

and

STABLE

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>>128895881
Brit/pol/ is why the Anglo must be taught how to vote, it's only for his best. Vote Mummy, guarantee a comfy Brexit.

>>128900225
So you'll vote for even worse labour scum over UKIP or spoilt ballot?

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>>128899870
how well did ukip do last time in your area desu

Green party landslide incoming

>>128899934
As somebody with security experience, reading the manifesto was tantamount to a group deciding on the rules and regulations for automobiles who have never operated, let alone seen a car before.