Brit/pol/ - Jungle Fever Edition

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+1)
LAB: 34% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ICMResearch / 06 - 07 Jun)

the kind of poll to make you

wank in the garden

former ukip member voting corbyn the only real anti establishment person, i liked her at first she seemed to be something new and fresh but shortly her true colours apeared shed is a robot, been home secretrary for 6 years and reduced number of police and failed immigration targets everytime. u turn theresa can not be trusted..

corbyn will be PM on friday. cap it.

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Just imagine for a sec, if you will lads, being one of these r/unitedkingdom labour types that have plagued our once comfy threads as of late.

Imagine that rabid fanatacism cultivated amongst like-minded idealists as worship for a cult of personality borne from optimism wafts around your circles, so distanced from those xenophobes that would dare to believe in a nation-state, on a whispy bed of weed fumes.

Now imagine that niggle, a little seed planted at the back of your mind... 'but what if he doesn't win?'.

'No, that's impossible, we're on the right side of history' your friend clad in a t-shirt with Corbyn's name emblazened in an unabashedly unironic superman script.

You're reassured, for a short while at least. But the niggle won't budge. What if it's like the aftermath of that refurendum that marked the first foray of you and your friends into politics? No, it won't be. We've ridiculed the old enough for stealing our future, they've seen the light and wouldn't want to upset their precious grandkids.

Still... the niggle won't budge, the hours of scorn, the jeers and cheers of 'lefty tears' are still fresh in your mind. No, you say. he will win. He has to.

You hear the news of Abbot's supposed illness and dismiss critics of her ineptitude as uneducated racists, of Corbyn campaigning only in safe seats that he was sure to win and choose to ignore those pointing out these are the actions of a man who knows he's screwed.

But still you have hope, even is if it is the only thing you have and even if the niggle still remains; you have hope. Things will be different this time. People will learn to love, we will all get on, the things that unite us are stronger than those that divide us and this time, your grandparents WILL understand.

>May calls an election expecting to win a massive majority
>tries to make it a single-issue campaign about Brexit
>releases a dogshit manifesto
>runs a fucking horrid campaign which relies on soundbites and avoiding the media & public

Could this be the next great PM failure like Cameron and Eden?

Will British people be stupid enough to vote for 5 more years of austerity and broken promises?

>>128890883
>ICMResearch
kek

Can't wait for all the momentum shills to be blow the fuck out tomorrow and leave.

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>>128890901

>>128890901

>>128890901

>>128890901

CORBYN BTFO

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>>128890639
>>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
Researchers can go fuck themselves.

What are hardcore Corbynites going to do after their loss? Claim election rigging? Blame media?

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Brit/pol/ now just seems to be Labour shills talking amongst themselves.

>>128891049
Hopefully hang themselves.

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>>128891049
Rusha

>>128890883

Seeing as everybody disregards the Survation poll then you should this one too
Consistently been the highest with +10 difference

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>>128890541
>aggravatingly beautiful

this completely sums her up

i remember one post someone on here made when she became leader of this pic with her and the red wine that had something like

>[grimaces into red wine]
>you there... boy.... take off your clothes

former ukip member voting corbyn the only real anti establishment person, i liked her at first she seemed to be something new and fresh but shortly her true colours apeared shed is a robot, been home secretrary for 6 years and reduced number of police and failed immigration targets everytime. u turn theresa can not be trusted..

>>128891121
The Survation poll assumed there would be a 90% youth turnout.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw

Join Islam, lads.

>>128891049
Modelling career, blogging, and eat a fucking load of vegan tofu

>>128890883
Getting nervous now
https://archive.is/zeaim

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>>128890984
I admire your optimism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWpXHBSFwg

>>128891077
It's in a bad way, but it was like this in 2015, just tons of labour/tory nonces having the same arguments time and time again

Lmao they're already melting down on Reddit. Can't even use the word quixotic to describe Corbyn before his student sycophants call for your head. They can't even conceive that educated people will not be voting for him.

The future is blue.

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Still looking for lib dem version of this please

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>>128891137
that was me, was something like

>Disrobe yourself at once young man. Or I will be forced to take punitive action.

Not gonna lie, former UKIP voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching UKIP crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let u turn theresa get the nuclear codes.

>>128891077
haha this level of delusion
>my candidate hasn't lost the unloseable election, it's just that the most rightwing place on the internet is a fertile ground for shills
that must be it mate. no other explanation.

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Hope you won't miss your internet freedom.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/the-tories-are-exploiting-a-new-loophole-to-launch-a-last?utm_term=.qaKOldWXn#.mb3OBgyGw

>The Conservatives have launched a barrage of targeted Facebook adverts ahead of tomorrow's general election which make the most of a previously-unnoticed loophole in electoral law to enable the party to spend a near-unlimited amount on localised messages in key target constituencies, BuzzFeed News has learned.

Labour btfo

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>mfw Corbyn will win the popular vote but won't win enough for seats

>>128891322
You do realise that the pollsters were saying "see you at the inquiry" because they were over-representing the lab vote, not the con vote.

>>128890639
Lads I've just been reading the UK Libertarian party's manifesto. Pretty based, has to be said.

My vote is a waste anyway living in a Labour shithole.

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>>128891137
>you there... boy.... take off your clothes
w-why, can you not digest them as well as my flesh

>>128891461
t. Momentum shill

Momentum shills getting noisier.

Take the day off, you're getting the buttfucking of your life in 24 hours.

>>128891533
Has anyone else been getting relentless amounts of muh youth get out and vote ads on youtube?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIBgQ5uNDQA

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>>128891407

>>128891616
>Libertarian
>open border bullshit
no thanks

>>128890883
1000YEAR
TORY
REICH

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FUCK human rights, am I right, fellow Tory voters?

I love ARE Big Sister! :)

>>128891626

Is this supposed to be a joke?

The fucking STATE of commie-/pol/. Off yourself, cunt.

Lads what will happen to the NHS if I vote Tory?

>>128891687
The real question is why the fuck don't you use adblock? Youtube is unusable without it.

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>>128891407
got you famalamadingdong
>>128891726
chored

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Can't wait to see these traitors to the nation get destroyed at the polls tomorrow.

Corbachev won't resign though. And the infighting will be delicious.

A vote for Tory is a vote against internet freedom

>>128890930
With what alternative? Five years of communism and forced bankruptcy upon the nation?

>>128891794
>FUCK human rights
I agree

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>>128891430

You are the best poster

>>128891732
It's point based, have a read. They acknowledge we live in a world where open borders is retarted with our welfare state.

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>>128891726
>>128891844

>>128891832
It'll be sold to pay for bankers helicopters.

>>128891461
And here we see the Momentum shill pushing the 'Corbyn vs May' narrative.

>>128891616
Libertarians will be the third ones to go in May's Great purge.

>>128891681
your opinion doesn't matter here. you aren't british so get out

>>128891794
Do you even know what is meant by human rights?

>>128891832
it get fucked....tory's always fuck the NHS.

for some reason half of them look at the american system as ideal

>>128891938
Most of the momentum shills are foreign, so fuck off.

So who's going to win?

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+1)
LAB: 34% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)
(via @ICMResearch / 06 - 07 Jun)

TORY SURGE EDITION

>>128891908
And what will happen to Brexit if I vote Labour?

>>128891794

Unironically agree.

>>128891832

We will bulldoze it and turn all the hospitals into concentration camps.

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>>128891732
>clearly hasn't read hoppe

>>128892038
government

>>128892038
Tories obviously.

>>128892038
Shitposting.

>>128891681
fuck off australia

>>128892049
>ICM

>>128891827
>absolute STATE posting
i want pseudo-lads to leave. no one believes you aren't a 5 foot 8 mutant with halitosis and a BSc in a woman's science. get a grip.

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>>128892038

>>128891832
it'll continue onwards as usual; it will never be privatised given it's a sacred cow

>>128891915
I know, she attacked them ages ago. It makes me laugh just how left wing the conservatives actually are, let Labour voters still reeee as hard as they do. There's zero chance they'd sell off the NHS.

>>128892130
>Labour voters trying to turn this into a meme

>>128892038
GREEN SURGE

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>>128890639
>>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

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>>128892059
You get thrown out a helicopter

>>128892059
>And what will happen to Brexit if I vote Labour?

You get it, Corbyn is anti EU

>>128891882
>muh communism
>muh bankruptcy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

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>>128892136
nice

>>128891938
>What is an expatriate

Try harder, Daniel.

>>128891897
>not the jeb orgasm pic
close enough

>>128892171
Libertarians are a cancer desu. Glad she attacked them.

>>128891832
Nothing will happen.

Same with Labour.

The NHS needs dismantling before it can be fixed.

>>128892134

Don't denigrate my degree

>>128891938
I thought you Momentum guys were against xenophobia.

>>128892028
>delusion

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>>128892190
IT'S FINALLY MY TURN TO COME IN NOW

>>128891587
This is actually going to happen.

We'll finally know what it feels like to be a hilldawg.

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Huge if true

>>128891844
Thanks lad off to trigger Tories

>>128892224
OMG THE DAILYY (white) MAIL

Daily reminder Jeremy Corbyn's brother is a prominent UK climate change denialist and all around top lad:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Corbyn

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>>128890639
Why are you all bullying her? In that image, she doesn't look very happy. Does that not elicit sympathy from you? Are you all sociopaths?

>>128892222
Is he, though?

Also checked.

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Brit/pol/ - Jungle Fever Edition

Oy vey! So progressive, so tolerant.

I can't see why those terrible, White Islamophobic racists are upset at the enrichment caused by these magnificent Muslims. Murder, mayhem chaos, rape and other such multicultural, diverse experiences are wonders to behold and make our drab lives more exciting and livable. After all what can make life more livable than slaughtering people left and right?

heinz chicken and vegetable big soup for dinner lads

>>128891600
How do you even know that?

>>128892305
Look in this thread and the last ones, all foreign flags.

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Makes memes of this

Boris live on Sky News atm

"we're in the same place Tony Benn dreamt up his communist motorcycle collective, do you remember? I'm sure Jeremy Corbyn does"

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>>128892222
quads of truth desu

>>128891832
>Lads what will happen to the NHS if I vote Tory?

Tory plan effective population control by under funding the NHS. So as long as you are not one of those who gets left in a corridor to die during the 'waiting time' then nothing will change

>>128890883
There was one yesterday that put them at near equal results. Where the hell did that one come from?

>>128892479

it will be hard for them to counter this since their shitty attempt will just be more ammo for us

>>128892479
Extreme right-wing narratives? Pretty sure they're not even on about Islam either, the brainless cunts.

>>128892173
holy fuck. uk was fucked but ukpolitics was actually okay. Rip.

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Tunnocks was established in 1890.

Remember: if someone doesn't know this fact report them to Mi5

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>>128892479
Whilst the US paid another British (((advertising firm))) to make pro ISIS propaghanda

>>128892224
>Corbyn wants to cut out all tuition fees that started from 2015 and onward
>Corbyn wants to renationalise utilities and railways
>Corbyn wants to hand out money to everyone
>Corbyn wants to revive the NHS and give everyone; including non-nationals, totally free treatment at any and all stages
>Not sending the country bankrupt

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Lads, if I live in a relatively strong Labour safe seat, do I vote Cuckservative or just spoil my ballot.

>>128891049
>"m8 can't you see the right wing media are making a smear campaign against Corbyn?"
>"m8 the same thing happened with Brexit! All the right wing media like the BBC were completely anti-remain! Totally sucks being the little guy!"

How did we ever allow people this retarded to vote? It's all I've seen on kikebook.

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is there a more insufferable cunt than Paul Mason?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urN2ok3HXiM

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>>128890639

Consider voting Conservative tomorrow and help to eventually get us away from the EU courts and strengthen our borders with Brexit, preventing further Trojan horses from getting in. The Tories are the only mainstream political party that will do this for you. Choose Conservative and Brexit tomorrow. Aw go on. Thanks.

>>128892202
why the hell is it unlawful to hold a funeral for a martyr?

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>>128892640

bet that garden in the middle is good for a kick about

or a wank

>>128892680
are UKIP standing? if so give them a vote otherwise conservative

What time is the voting?

>>128892731

No, he is a literal communist. I want him dead.

>>128892776
Nuttall is a faggot.

>>128892186
what? what would the point of that be? any labour shills in here would obviously be apathy-posting or trying to project a major tory landslide to depress their vote. Why would making ICS seem unreliable help their cause?

what are you even doing here. there are other boards for generally being a twat on - this is a politics board, and you have to have a base level of competence to post here otherwise what's the point. we might as well be /b/ with people like you around.

>>128892454
Keiran Pedley, who had his post being quoted by the guy I was replying to has said numerous times on his twitter that this is the case.

>>128891889
I have to agree.

10/10

>>128892423

Essentially yes, he opposes free movement of people as it leads to the undercutting of wages for Brits

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Just thought of an amazing idea. We should all kill ourselves together in protest!

Nobody on brit/pol/ wants to live anyway, we should kill ourselves to show those dirty jews who's boss!

>>128892811
Friday

>>128890883

i'M SHATTERED LADS

I've been shilling for the last 2 weeks non stop here.

I honestly really believed in Corbyn. I'm never voting again.

Well done Tory's. I hope you are happy.

You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.

I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.

I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.

I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.

One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.

I hope there is a God cause you can all Go to hell! You are not welcome in heaven if you vote tory.

>>128892680
I live in the heartlands of Labour, you could have it worse.

>>128892776
>tfw Nigel would have walked this election

;_;

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>>128892811

>>128892811
Earlier today, you missed it.

>>128892264
curious that the dismantling that must occur before fixing it always seems to involve selling large parts of it off to tory donors. Richard branson is suing the NHS in places he can't undercut them - i've literally worked for Virgin Care doing this stuff (quit since)

>>128892907
great idea, anime posters should go first

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>>128892920

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>Unironically caring about security

It's almost as if you don't WANT more happenings.

>>128892890
And yet his manifesto does not aim to limit immigration, and instead lays out ways that immigration could be expanded further in order to allow families to come to Britain.

>>128892811
7am-10pm tomorrow

>>128892811

Depends who you are voting for

>>128892920
>I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.

>tax us less
>make us poorer

pls explain

>>128892301
>I thought
no you didn't. you never do.

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Lads. What ever happened to the comfy Deus Vult Asia qt poster? I miss his Asianposting.

>>128892920
>Not being a based Blackpill.

>>128892643
PS it wasn't made to track jihadists because any cunt with half a brain knows even if a honey pot website was set up..then the vids can be downloaded and reuploaded elsewhere.. the honey pot narrative is plausible deniability..they wanted as many jihadists in Syria and Libya as possible..for fuck sake the Manchester bombers father was backed in Libya by the British government

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>>128891430
BASED

>>128892555
checked corbyn confirmed anti globalist

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>>128892920

This pasta tickles me.

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>>128892920
You just want to turn us into Venezuela. Get fucked, Commie.

>>128893090
Nice response lad, have a (you), share it with your friends back on r/TheLabourParty

When will we get a good idea of who's won?

>>128892920
momentum shills really are the Burnie fags of Britain

>>128893076
>tax (((us))) less

Get out Schlomo.

>>128892811
If you're not voting ukip it's on Friday

>>128892479
lol this is not a good look for May.

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"if we lose 6 seats, that means Jeremy Corbyn in number 10 and John Mcdonnell in the TREASURREEEEEEEEEY" what's that about Theresa

Might literally kill myself if the internet is shut down too much.

>>128893031
Wonder if any of the Chavs will be able to wake up that early?

>>128893029

Election politics, just playing the middle ground
If he ever got to be PM he would want to end free movement of people for sure though

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/872502951402651649

Is lil Ben /ourguy/?

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OI LISTEN UP YA BATTY MANDEMS, I WAS TOLD TO COME POST ERE FOR SUM DOLLAH, CORBYN IS WELL MASSIVE, VOTE FOR HIM YEAH? K THKS WAG1.

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Remember

The Jews want to destroy your nation

They are the cancer/problem with their brainwashed goyim

>>128892673
>Corbyn wants to cut out all tuition fees that started from 2015 and onward

What's wrong with this? We need to invest in British youth, not saddle them with debt.

>Corbyn wants to renationalise utilities and railways

Again, a good idea. It'll be another source of revenue for the government rather subsidising companies owned by the governments of other countries.

>Corbyn wants to hand out money to everyone

[citation needed]

>Corbyn wants to revive the NHS

Also a good thing.

>give everyone; including non-nationals, totally free treatment at any and all stages

[citation needed]

>Not sending the country bankrupt

Correct.

>>128893076
But they're going to increase VAT, NI and income tax to pay for their shit-the-bed Brexit. They threw out an entire budget and held an election with a manifesto removing the pledges from 2015 because of it.

Shall I use the "I'm voting Conservative" photo filter on Facebook to piss off all my lefty friends?

Or just be quietly smug about it.

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>HAHA MAYFLIES BTFO ETERNALLY

>>128892731
"the BBC is biased towards the conservatives"

I bet 95% of reporters - from Evan Davis to Emily Maitliss - would like nothing more than to do a Mason and just quit the BBC so they can finally express their support for communism

>>128892059
It will die. Labour will fuck us over for free movement (Single Market membership) and will keep us in the customs union and ECJ. Mass immigration will continue. Has to be Tories to secure Brexit

>>128890639
#PrayforDiane

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>>128893243
Yeah with friends like these I'm sure he world. Neck yourself shill.

>>128893022
Fantastic idea! Here I go!

Follow my lead fellow anime posters!

>>128893224
We'd be best off with a flat tax. Preferably 20%. But the public sector workers would start a fucking riot.

>>128890883
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 100% (+65)
CON: 0% (-45)
LDEM: 0% (-8)
UKIP: 0% (-5)
GRN: 0% (+2)

(via @MYass / 06 - 07 Jun)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjNG8W3fwY0

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>>128892920
>I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.
A Labour voter who openly admits to wanting to make people poorer. I appreciate the honesty.

>>128893340
>they're going to increase VAT, NI and income tax

so why aren't you voting for them if they're increasing taxes?

>>128891862
>Corbachev won't resign though

agreed , even if labour lost 70 seats he would stay on because the other 130 voted for Socialism and other crap like that

>Kek lives in britpol
Globalists blown out

>>128893392
That's not an actual quote and people need to stop posting it (yes I know she probably thinks it anyway)

>>128891794
>I love ARE Big Sister! :)

Also, dat ass

>>128893269
Unironically yes, was watching his show last night and he was calling out Corbyn as the rubbish he is.

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>>128893241
Well they get council estate alarm clocks don't they

>>128892920
>I hope there is a God cause you can all Go to hell! You are not welcome in heaven if you vote tory.

t. not God

>>128893379
There is no "Hard or "Soft" Breixt. There's only Brexit or no Brexit.

>>128893581
lmao

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>>128893542
>DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
I will not you filthy shill.

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>>128893508
>no grandstand theme

disappointing desu

>>128892773
not your land though

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>Abolished the Department for Energy and Climate Change. One of Theresa May's very first acts as prime minister was to scrap the government department responsible for managing one of the greatest threats humanity has ever faced.

>Fought a legal battle against reforms to Personal Independence Payments which would extend disability benefit to 160,000 people with conditions such as dementia.

>Reduced the benefits cap. Charities warned the reduced cap would affect more than 116,000 of the poorest families in the UK and put domestic abuse refuges at risk of closure.

>Continued selling arms to Saudi Arabia, despite evidence that the Arab state has committed war crimes in Yemen.

>Slashed funding for pharmacies by more than £200 million over 18 months, putting up to 1,000 pharmacies at risk of closure.

>Announced plans to bring back grammar schools, which select pupils based on ability. Critics say grammars increase inequality and have a negative impact on comprehensive schools.

>Ploughed ahead with plans to reform business rates.

>Proposed jail sentences of up to 14 years for whistleblowers

>Scrapped housing benefit for 18 to 21-year-olds. Charities have warned the policy will lead to thousands of young people becoming homeless.

>Announced a local government spending freeze, prompting a warning from councils that they will need to cut back a range of essential services.

>Signed a £100 million deal which will see Britain sell fighter jets to Turkey – despite the country's dire and worsening human rights record.

>Stood by as the Red Cross declared a "humanitarian crisis" in the NHS.

>Abolished the Child Poverty Unit. Set up in 1999, the unit was intended to abolish childhood poverty in 20 years. There is now no target and charities predict a 50 percent increase by 2020.

>Introduced the "Snoopers Charter", requiring internet and phone companies to store browsing histories for 12 months

IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR LABOUR YOU'RE A BOOTLICKER WHO HATES THE POOR

>>128893657
I'm not a shill durr-brain it just makes you look stupid to use fake quotes

>>128893601
Yeah exactly. If we're kept in the Single Market and customs union then we haven't left, which is why I said "it will die"

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do you britbongs even have a horse in this race? Corbyn and may seem to both pussy foot around the subject of terrorism. Tfw no british marine le pen

>>128893526
Two reasons. They're increasing them for the wrong people. They've already ruled out raising income taxes on the highest earners but refused to do the same for everyone else.

Plus they're increasing taxes and devastating public services, fuck that shit.

>>128893696
>>Abolished the Department for Energy and Climate Change

Climate Change isn't real, just ask Jeremy Corbyn's brother: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Corbyn

>>128893807
>voting labour
>calling others a bootlicker
top lel lad

>>128893658
dumb frogposter

>>128893696
Fuck off no one's going to vote labour no matter how shit the Tories are

>>128893488
Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных,
Cплoтилa нaвeки Beликaя Pycь,
Дa здpaвcтвyeт coздaнный вoлeй нapoдoв,
Eдиный, мoгyчий Coвeтcкий Coюз!

>>128891794
Yeah, only Islamists deserve human rights. BAN THE INTERNET NOW! NO LONGER WILL TWITTER BE A SAFE HAVEN FOR RIGHT-WING TERRORISTS!

>>128893696
Literally any policy that makes it harder for Gibs me dats to get money is a policy for me.

>>128893683
>Theresa Corbyn
is that their love child?

>>128893833
whoops thumbnail

>>128893392

Fake
But either way she will never be in his cabinet now.

Im not a shill, Corbyn has said on multiple occasions he is against free movement due to the undercutting of wages. Other immigration would be just to meet the needs of the economy and reunite families

There are plenty of reasons not to vote Corbyn but his immigration stance seem pretty sensible to me

>>128893863
>devastating public services

Let the free market take care of it, cuck.

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Threadly Reminder to vote conservative to support our Israeli friends

>>128891077
Moseley was a Labour member.

https://www.rt.com/uk/391258-nursery-worker-stabbed-london/
>https://www.rt.com/uk/391258-nursery-worker-stabbed-london/
https://www.rt.com/uk/391258-nursery-worker-stabbed-london/
>https://www.rt.com/uk/391258-nursery-worker-stabbed-london/
https://www.rt.com/uk/391258-nursery-worker-stabbed-london/

Why did I see absolutely nothing about this in the news?

>>128892443
Son, I am disappoint

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>>128886026
Who was this

Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist


????
ALSO:

I'm working as Poll Clark tomorrow in the election.
Gonna be handing out pens to those who look like they're voting UKIP, Pencils to Labour keks.

>>128893696
Yeah, you might want to read up on (((climate change))) for a start

who's on QT tomorrow lads?

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REMEMBER WHEN VOTING TO VOTE 1 DAT GILF ASS

iT MELTS IN MY MOUTH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>128893976
and a Conservative meber I think

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Democracy is a fraudulent system. It is designed to make people think they have choice when the vast majority of the time the candidates are bought and paid for by Jews or other special interests with lots and lots of shekels. Democracy is a joke.

People believe what they're told $globalist$ figured this out long ago. You can use the same tactics to indoctrinate a human as you can to train a dog.

>>128893962
The NHS is a fucking sacred cow. Bet you that most people who use it could have had their issue prevented, if they ate healthier or stopped smoking fags.

>>128893962
Always a bad idea, desu.

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ANdrWEW... anddrwweeww... the numplfers are.. twenty thousandandeightyfour.. and the last time I checked andrwew we had.. sixteen.. yes. no..no... andrwew.. andrwew.....

>>128893962
>Muh free market

Tory shills out!

> TORY VOTERS DON'T BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE
You really are fucking special aren't you

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>>128890639

Shilling for the tories. Good goy.

>>128894103
dumb frogposters

>>128892359

>Get BTFO
>No it's not my fault, it's the electorate
>Gets BTFO at the next GE
>No no no it's the electorate they're stupid

Please let this happen

>>128893683
>Badmouthing the Dambusters theme

>>128893340
First of all, drop the fucking reddit spacing.
Now, in response;
>What's wrong with giving free education
Waste of money. Encourages those who won't actually put any benefit back into society to waste public funds just because they don't want to either go get a job or do some real education that leads to a proper job. If you're wasting your own money, fine - but don't waste mine.

>Nationalising everything is a good idea
It would be a good idea, if the fucking country wasn't so far in debt that it can barely hold itself up as it is. We need to sort out the fucking debt first, THEN we can start taking measures like that.
Yes, in an ideal world, I would LOVE for utilities and railway to be renationalised, improved and watched over, but this isn't an ideal world and the government has much bigger issues to concern themselves with.
End of the day, we still get the benefit of those utilities and railways, we just have to spend some more on it than if it was government subsidised. Still, they're run by companies so if you really have an issue with the way they run things, you're more than welcome to contact them and try to get them to change their minds.

>Doesn't think that Corbyn is a socialist
Corbyn is a socialist bordering communist - there is no argument here. That's what they do. They hand out money like it doesn't matter.

>Reviving the NHS
Again, same as the utilities. The better, much better way to save the NHS is start fucking enforcing the non-nationals paying their fucking debt, and stop the 'free treatment on the NHS' for things like breast implants.
The NHS does need more support, but it needs shit to be set straight first.

>Disagrees that Corbyn would send the nation bankrupt
He absolutely would.

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>>128891794

>Big Mummy

Punished May when?

>>128894168
"MUH SOCIALISM" Get fucked, Commie!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TORIES

BEAT

THE

FUCK

OFF


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS

>>128894202
>pic
May looks like she has autism here

>>128894181

Neither does Jeremy Corbyn's brother:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Corbyn

Also, because it isn't real.

>>128894168

Read Hayek.

28 HOURS UNTIL THE MELTDOWNS BEGIN

>>128893906
Que?

britland no stealing james brown wigs

that's ours

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>>128893993
>posts a link to a news site
>asks why is this not in the news
the state of you lad

>>128894295
You have the political understanding of a child.

Explains why you love the Tories. Ignoramus...

>>128894341
where you dropped on your head as a baby?

>>128894304
t. global/pol/ when the only constituency reporting is sunderland.

How badly are the SNP about to get fucked lads? I saw Joanna Cherry out in the pissing rain yesterday so she must be a bit worried.

>>128894278
We could save the NHS if we stop accepting so many immigrants and deport those who don't fucking speak our language. Something like 1/3 of all Muslim women can't speak English.

>all these labour mongs

Why are they even here? What do they gain?

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Nice to see Met Police focusing on what's most important.

>>128893833
Nobody apart from UKIP takes mass immigration seriously and they've been devastated in the polls. Conservatives are pro-immigration and Labour is super-pro immigration, and they're the only two parties which matter. Whatever happens, some cunt will get to run the country and ragheads will carry on blowing themselves up or going on knife rampages. I'm not even bothering to vote.

>>128894411

That's a cute Karen lad.

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>>128894159
scandalous!

>>128894366
Complete nonsense. Hayek was wrong, and Thatcher should have proved that.

>>128894103

It's literally a bribe system where peasants are given pretend power to keep supporting the bourgeois' violent rebellion against the royalty. It is a slow moving social catastrophe and we really need to stop legitimising it.

UKIP shills fuck off. You will end up throwing away right-wing seats.

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>>128894438
Not an argument.

8 Dead in London but were any of them actually English?

>>128893657

>muh divide and rule
>white rich people are bad ok?

>>128894477
£0.07 an hour faml

>>128894411
But Tories want to ban Karen

>>128894524
>Hayek was wrong

Great argument. Really convinced me.

why do channel 4 keep pushing this ackley bridge multi culti bullshit

>>128894455
I really hope the Labour majority in the Wearside seats is cut to under 1,000, or - heaven forbid - a Conservative wins one of the seats.

Then it'd be full on HAPPENING.

>>128892038
not us

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>mfw the labour shills hang themselves en masse over the weekend

>>128894491
https://www.rt.com/uk/391258-nursery-worker-stabbed-london/

Lady attacked today by 3 women with knives shouting "Allah", but that's not made the news for some reason.

>>128894613
Wasn't that a UN thing? They want to ban hentai.

>>128894459
They'll lose seats but they'll still have the lions share of the vote.

>>128890639

What ever happened to official-britpol.co.uk

is there an alternative ?

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>>128893696

>climate change

Fuck off.

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>>128894202

>>128894688
dumb frogposter

>>128894464
This would also be a good initiative to start. The amount of fucking money the government WASTE by translating and providing printed documents in about 30 different languages is fucking obscene.
This is the fucking United Kingdom, in which England resides, birthplace of the English language, which is used on every fucking continent on the planet to some extent.
Just make the fuckers learn English and if they can't do that, like you say, fucking get rid of them or let them rot.
Not my fault that they can't, so why should it be my problem either.

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>>128894411

>implying are karen would ever vote for cuckservatives

>>128894742
how is that wet chin going for you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DEPRESSED VETERINARIANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-supporters-depressed-vegetarians-young-women-wales-a7236101.html

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my sweet theresa...

>>128894654
there are a lot of ukip votes up there with nowhere to go if i remember correctly.

>>128894770
t. Corbynista gimp

>>128894704
>type nursery into google
>nursery worker stabbed is first option

Are people finally starting to take notice of this shit?

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>>128892607
porbably the yougov one that is meant to be the new way of doing thing, they interview 50,000 voters then apply another model to estimate their constituency and apply the first t othe second and work out the candidate that will be elected, comes up with tories being 16 seats short of a 326 seat majority but that's gone down to tories winning a majority.
Only labour could view losing seats as a victory which is what every poll says.

either way i've cashed out my no overall majority bet but didn't make much.

>>128894827
>not wanting to flood london

There is literally ZERO options this election, what a great country filled with competent leaders we have

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Guys, there was a wormhole opened up in my living room no jokes.

Having tentatively travelled through it with my camera in hand I managed to get exclusive snaps of the Labour Youth HQ on friday afternoon.

I'm going to show them to you, but I warn you - It's not looking pretty.

>>128894802
There are plenty of people who come here, who speak our language. But it tends to be Muzzies and Europoors who don't bother learning it.

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>>128894850

>tfw just been for a poo and curled out an Abbott

>>128894857

She is cute though. She has beautiful green eyes.

>>128894900
Bob Crow Brigade are the biggest LARPers in the universe

>>128893354
Some fella I know did that and pissed off all the Leftists

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MUMMY

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My dream is a Socialist British Republic.

>>128894553
>And an e-celeb is

My goodness. I hope you can't vote... getting your political views from a bald con artist on YouTube.

Absolute state of the Tories tbqh

>>128894643
State capitalism is the only sensible view and if you disagree you're a lolbertarian Thatcherite retard.

Hayek's economics lead inevitably to mass immigration. Without Thatcherism we wouldn't have seen the blairite hellscape we live in now.

Next you'll bring out that charlatan Friedman... kek

>>128891882
It's the only way to wake up people from their complacency. If their fellow citizens getting mowed down in the streets or blown up at a concert isn't enough then maybe abject poverty from too many leeches will be.

>>128894870
Theresophile

>>128893696

Delet

>>128894021
>all those names

>>128890639

Why i'm voting Labour.

Because i'm disabled. Tories have made my life a living nightmare, I dread a brown envelope dropping through the letterbox telling me I have to jump through hoops to convince a NON-doctor that I'm disabled.

To save what? A fraction of a percent. Tories have demonised the lowest class of brit, to save a fraction of a percent. Fuck chasing big companies who tax dodge, and reclaiming billions in lost taxes, lets fuck with disabled people, every cunt hates them. Pure propaganda campaigns showing people with disabilities that have 'omfg widescreen tvs'.

Fuck the tories, using the bottom of the pile as an excuse to be evil cunts. They managed to get the middle class fighting the lower class, while conveniently ignoring their own staggering wages and hypocritical spending.

>Tories have 330 seats
>need 326 for a majority
>wiki says they have a 16 seat majority

Pls explain lads.

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>>128895068
Haha, umm no sweetie

Hate disabled people t.b.h

>>128894012
it was tasty, what's your beef?

>>128894445
He's right though. How much do you really know about climate change?

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>>128894953

Those poor dears... their young and naive minds just could not seem to comprehend there was still so much left to live for.

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>>128894811
She wouldn't be voting Labour, that's for sure. Anyone wearing union flag clothes is ukip or Tory. Labour hate this country and Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott would've rather the IRA won over our brave boys. Fuck Labour, British hating commie lefty twats

>>128891616
No candidates here, though I'm considering joining the party.
Going to have to vote for the authoritarian not-quite-socialist conservative party instead.

>>128895125
I hate both, but I despise Corbyn more than May.

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>>128894827

>muh flooding!

http://www.lunarplanner.com/SolarCycles-images/Climate-Timeline-10000yrs.png

Fuck off.

>>128895146
>1pbtid
>copypasted

>>128895070
*national socialist british republic