BRIT/POL/ - Saint Burnham Edition

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I want to FUCK the PM more than anything. She is so beautiful it drives me insane.

The lengths I would go to...

If there was an Islamic terrorist attack inconvenient to globalist plans and they had arrested a muslim perpetrator I would literally allow the Jewish deep state to make the police delay giving details to the media, put the real attacker in a binbag, arrest me and make me a 'white supremacist' patsy with my face plastered all over the tabloids just so I can spend a week sticking my tongue up mummies cunt.

I would volunteer myself to be the prey at a rothschild human-hunting event out in the cotswolds, chased by the toffs and barking hounds, with birdshot splintering off trees and ripping chunks of flesh out of me as I sprint away in terror until I am finally crippled, then taken away and placed inside a brazen bull feeling my flesh fry as the elites sit around licking their lips and fondling themselves - if I was permitted to be alone with mummy may to fully explore and use her naked body.

I'm much better looking than her husband ever was and I have a really big willy too

The ballot's tomorrow, right? The real question is whether I'll be arsed to vote.

Reminder that Corbyn is a better choice for PM because it's better to have men in charge of the country.

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Carmarthen.

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Notice how she stopped being in the news after about 2 days.

>>128886064
You have literally 11 hours to go no more than a mile to vote for mummy. Just do it.

Should we introduce food stamps for people on benefits?

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Reminder

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>mfw tory majority of 377

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>>128886140
>Voting for May
Kek

>>128886142
food stamps, housing/school/medical vouchers.
privatise all services.

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>>128886230
Agreed, it's one or the other. A UKIP vote is a Tory vote kek. Moron.

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ENDORSEMENT

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>>128886248
>voting for corbyn

>>128886026
F

>>128886054
trying too hard

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>muhemntum shills tomorrow

>>128886140
I'm not voting for Cuckbyn or Mummy May, that's for sure.

>>128886064
Probability says you won't, but you'll also be no better than an underage citizen, or worse. It's a little pointless thing adults do every so often but it still means you are an adult.

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Get ready to lick our arses England

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WHAT

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FUG

>>128886343
>believing in a binary
you post like an American

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/!\/!\ ATTENTION /!\/!\

*ALL* Brit/pol/ POSTERS MUST ATTEND THE #WankingForMummy RITUAL CEREMONY TONIGHT AT 6pm

TO GET MUMMY MAY OVER THE TOP IN THE VOTES TOMORROW EVERY BRIT/pol/ MEMBER MUST GRAB THEIR WILLY AND WANK IT FURIOUSLY TO PICTURES OF MUMMY MAY

WANK WANK WILLY WANK WANK-A-THON FOR MUMMY MAY

SHUT THE FUCKING INTERNET DOWN, YOU SAUCY BINT

cUM IN MY ASS

>>128886330
It is over. How can Corbyn recover from this?

>>128886419
No seriously lads, roastie genocide when?

>>128886323
Please explain.

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>>128886343
Agreed. I'm voting UKIP.

>>128886330
>Problem
>Reaction
>Solution

I'm an isolationist (no foreign intervention), want to keep prostitution legal and ensure we leave the EU.

Who should I vote for?

>>128886395
Who are you voting for then?

May's bad, but Corbyn is worse. Because we don't have PR, a vote for anyone else is a waste unless you live in an outlier constituency

>>128886446
But I'm going to my grandads for tea tonight mate

>>128886530
unironically Labour

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>>128886501
I'm calling you a moron. A UKIP vote is a vote for UKIP, nothing else.

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>>128886054

Mummy will come through, anon. As long we meme her into victory.

Also ... FIRST FOR SPICE

DAT THICC GILF ASS

>>128886419
It all makes sense. If I married that fat pig I'd kill myself as well.

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lads
which one of you cunts has got the Corbyne-free-money version of this twitpic?
kindly post it trannylover

>>128886075
this is an extremely patrician opinion

CON: 372
LAB: 200
SNP: 49
LDEM: 6
PC: 3
GRN: 1
UKIP: 0

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Reminder that Dougie Carswell will be sacrificed tomorrow morning in a Cox-type false-flag murder, in order for the Conservatives to instantly hammer down on internet surveillance and wring the Left of the few measly drops of humanity they have remaining.

>>128886530
Lib Dems

>>128886323
A UKIP vote is a wasted vote.

>>128886530
Libertarian Party

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>>128886443
>>128886510
>wasting your votes on meme candidates that will only split the right wing vote

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>he's not writing Libertarian Party UK on his ballot no matter what

>>128885286
>He thinks the size of the country's GDP in relation to another's dictates economic performance
I'm sure that's why we are the fastest growing economy in the EU, then? Not only that, but because of our retardedly low Corporate tax rate we hoover up capital investment. We also have lower taxes than you, which means we have a stronger consumer economy.

Also, our infrastructure is superior. For example, our housing is larger, as Britain has some of the smallest housing in Europe.

You're right on the unemployment rate thing, but maybe that's because we have one of the biggest homelessness crises in Europe?

>>128886588

I'm sure he'll understand.

Get him involved too!

>>128886669
Based Tories

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>>128886140
tory shills please go.

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>>128886572
>May's bad, but Corbyn is worse
In what way? Drowning is bad, but it's preferable to suffocating in space. They both have the same outcome lad.

>>128886664
#libdemfightback

>>128886669
>Dougie Carswell will be sacrificed
Good riddance.

Panicking yet, Tory shills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZy5jSkuBmY

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>>128886686
>right wing
>UK
What?!

>>128886588
>he won't masturbate to the PM in front of his grandfather
You don't deserve her anon

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>>128886378
> trying too hard
> TOO HARD

Fixed that for you

>>128886664

SNP more like 59 son

>>128886735
He enjoys having police services cut and his emails read by a demented old headmistress

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>>128886686
>Muh tactics

>>128886100
She is white. If it's a dead paki like beach boy the media would spam her for months.

>>128886754
It's a prediction, not an actual poll m8

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>>128886771

Even the trots have accepted he's not winning pal, pipe down.

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some anons will suggest you procure armaments

i suggest that you

wank in the garden

>>128886572
see
>>128886735

It's like voting to live in Somalia or North Korea, both are fucking atrocious.

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>>128886807
The Tories are definitely right wing compared to Laybah lad

>>128886817
Angus pls

>>128886862
I know

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>>128886771
I live for the Labour asspain on the night of elections

>>128886419
We need to put the unwanted woman in zoos (or space) to stem this tide of fake marriage.

>>128886884
yeah ok, cant wait for the butthurt tomorrow

Someone please go for pint with me

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>Less than 48 hours until the IndyRef2 is forever forgotten

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>>128886735
In that May won't ruin our economy, and is committed to "no deal is better than a bad deal"

>>128887059
Where do you live?

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>>128887059

>>128886976
Can you show me a single rally by Theresa May?
Oh that's right, you can't.

>>128886600
i met her a while ago, she kept on asking me to position her for photos in the dance studio and then she'd run across to check and say i'd done it wrong so i had to lift her legs to the right height and move her thighs so they were equal and push her bum in or out and she'd never think it was correct so we'd start all over again but she'd refuse to move herself even her arms so i had to do it all every time.
not wirth it tbqh

>>128886828
who doesn't. at this point i'm hoping there's so much surveillance on me that when i'm killed by jihadists it will be impossible for the news to say "He was a good boy whom loved all peoples equally and thought Islam = love' because there will be 40TB of video of my taking amphetamines and ranting about the KSA to leak

>>128887059
A pint of what?

Peroni?

>>128882701
UKIP nationalists lmao .Hate when Americans talk about Brit/politics when they have no idea

>>128886588

Get your prioritize straight.

THIS IS MUMMY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

YOU KNOW YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

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>>128885672

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>>128886926
No, they're right of labour. They're not right wing. Wait?! Are you voting for Tory scum because you've been meme'd into being right wing? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh fuck, I love this place.

who's that blonde bird getting posted regular?
and where can i see her pissflaps?

>>128887122
She's autistic and quiet, not the grandiose rallying type

You vote for the policy, not the personality, which is why I fucking hate modern televised debates

>>128886976
hmm i wonder if 2010 was your first election? you don't understand anything.

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>>128887059

Can't lad. Going for one with the missus. Pic related.

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>>128887122

she gets btfo in numbers, see:

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>>128887122
Nobody cares about the Corbyn rallies in ultra-safe Labour seats. They are photo opportunities for his personality cult.

>>128887264
It is a guy who watches cuckold porn and posts girls from it on here.

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>>128887093
>committed to "no deal is better than a bad deal"
If you actually believe this, you're an utter moron. Tories are great at lying.

>>128887270
You're voting for a representative, a trustee, someone you think is strong enough to stand up for what they say. Which she clearly isn't considering how much she hates facing the public and the media.

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>>128887215
YouGov are the biggest trolls of this election.

>>128886677
Who are these retards that treat a democratic vote in this way? Hurr duhh, gotta win fast.

Juts kys m80.

>>128886600
Perhaps you need something explained to you, you must be really confused about why UKIP secured virtually no seats last GE despite a massive share of the vote. To get a seat, a party has to have it's MP win in their constituency. To do that, the MP has to get the most votes out of all the other MPs in the constituency. Hence if you vote for UKIP, that's just one less Tory vote to compete with the labour count, and the seat might go red. Glad I could clear that up for you.

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>>128887245
That's my point, they're right of Labour.

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>>128886976

DAT HOT GILF ASS

>>128887215
>>128887424
dumb frogposter(s)

>>128887298
>Exposed shoulder tattoo

How many years was she a coal burner?

>>128887458
as are every party except CPGB

>>128887363
What's the alternative?

"Of course we'd accept a bad deal, it's better than no deal!"?

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>>128886054
Mummy posters are fucking disgusting. Is this what forced Tory shill memes look like.

>>128887304
>having a rally in a 75% Labour majority seat

Jesus, not even Clinton went to California (except for fundraising)

They are posing qnd photographing a bunch of Muslims in George square, glasgow to make it look like they oppose terrorism. Most looked like they didn't want to be there.

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Vote Tory lads.

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>when they forget the shy-corbynista effect

>>128887318
>hold rally in population centre
>people travel to rally from far and wide
are population centres usually tory or conservative? ar you deluding yourselves into thinking this election is anything like 2015, and nothing like 1997? you are going to be losing seats you didn't even think were in play by 2am Friday.

#HotTrannysAin'tTraitors

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>>128887122

she's a quiet sensible English woman, she's not some NazBol goose stepping fascist who has "rallies" like your scruffy tofu eating cunt hero Jeremy

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>>128887557
Meanwhile Corbyn slept with this.

>>128887494

She only had two long term relationships before she met me. Never been with a black guy.

>>128886446

I concur. Here here.

>>128887636
>people travel from far and wide
so these potential corbyn voters are spread all over the place, even more irrelevant

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>>128887704

When we were at war
When we were at war
There everyone used to think about their
Beloveds or about their wives
There everyone used to think about their
Beloveds or about their wives

And I could certainly think
And I could certainly think
About the times when I looked at a pipe
In her blue smoke
About the times when I looked at a pipe
In her blue smoke

Like when she lied to me sometimes
Like when she lied to me sometimes
But the his girl's heart gave love
to someone else for a long time
But the his girl's heart gave love
to someone else for a long time

But I didn't think about them at all,
But I didn't think about them at all,
I just smoked a pipe
with bitter Turkish tobacco,
I just smoked a pipe
with bitter Turkish tobacco,

I just shoot bullets faithfully
I just shoot bullets faithfully
hoping to appease my pain
and to set a limit to our hostility
hoping to appease my pain
and to set a limit to our hostility

When we will be at war,
When we will be at war,
to meet the bullets flying
on our black horse
to meet the bullets flying
on our black horse

But it looks like death it's not for me
But it looks like death it's not for me
and my black horse
carries me away from the fire again
and my black horse
carries me away from the fire again

The guy who asked this

>>128885764

I will be by Snowden Street. Where can I get a Muchie Box by Snowden Street?

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Two anecdotes on marginal seats where Labour are campaigning today

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>>128887454
>that's just one less Tory vote to compete with the labour count
Why would anyone care about this? Tories are scum. You want me to actually vote for scum? Fuck off. I'll vote for my meme party.

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>>128887515
And how many parties to the right of Labour have any chance of forming a Government this election? Voting for UKIP is not viable this election because they've seen a decline in support since last election, where they won 1 (ONE) seat. I'd gladly vote for them if we had PR, but because of our current FPTP system I'll be voting Tory to help my LAB constituency fall tomorrow night

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>you can't stop it
>it's already on its way

>>128887795
>so these potential corbyn voters are spread all over the place, even more irrelevant

Fucking KEK and true

>>128887743
Well of course not Jamal was only 3/4s Black

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I thought Alan Sugar was full labour

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>>128887551
They're lying, but why are you parroting their talking points. They can say what sounds good, but you seem to be believing them.

>>128887795
>as long as 100% of labour voters in the large regions covered by his rallies were AT the rallies you are completely fine
>if the figure is actually 10% you are totally fucked

hmm. wonder which one seems more realistic?

>>128887939
He abandoned them due to Corbyn.

YOU FAGS ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR LABOUR ARE YOU?

>>128886075

He's not a manly man though. That's a problem.

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She is more perfect to me than a diamond.

I want Mummy May to spank my bum bum and reroute the BGP packets to shut down British internet forever.

>>128887939
he's a blairite, not a marxist

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>>128887838
They're desperately trying to convince the electorate that they can win so more people feel it'll be worthwhile voting for them by the looks of it.

>>128887900
Where abouts do you live? I'm craving one box but live in deep Essex. Also supposed to be on a diet, but I haven't had my cheat day yet

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>when someones avatar fagging your pornfu

>>128888107
Who's your pornfu?
It's obviously not elsa

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>60 something female
>Globalist
>Ruling class in her country
>Questionable to poor political record in almost all respects
>Completely out of touch with the average voter
>Resorts to fear campaigns to sway voters
>Absolute car crash of a campaign
>Hated by half the population, accepted by the other

>60 something male
>Anti establishment
>Questionable past actions brought up
>Tried to get ousted by his own party on several occasions
>Pledges to help the working classes
>Connects with the average voter
>Effective election campaign, goes from strength to strength despite barrage of attacks
>Hated by half the population, loved by the other

Which election campaign am I referring to pol?

Can someone into me on the Diane Abbott fake email thing?

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Good news.

>>128887939
wow he really is desperate. He was BFF with Tony BLIAR, I bet he is really upset Jeremy Corbyn will keep all his mates far away from the cabinet.

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If she shuts the internet down forever then we can finally be alone together, just me and Mummy.

Until death do us part.

>the absolute state of this thread

to think I was looking forward to the run-up

>>128886419

Stupid bitch. Send the kid to social services and toss her into a prison cell where she belongs.

>>128887939
He stopped supporting them in the Lords when Corbyn became supreme leader

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>>128887557
No no, anon. You're getting the wrong idea.

Mummy gilf pics are to meme magic her to election victory.

JOIN US IN INTERNATIONAL WANK FOR MAY VICTORY AT 6PM ( (GMT+1 if that helps).

>>128887939
he was full on (((new Labour))) because it conveniently allowed him to embellish his fictional back story as a 'working class london lad' and not just a another establishment case with 4 massive business failures and a shit tv show as his only legacy.

>>128887858
Then all you'll have doen is throw a vote away that only improves labours chance of victory, hence indyref2 and another eu referendum and at the least freedom of movement, which I'd assume you'd give a fuck about.

If you're worked about 1984 May don't be, she's a weak cindidate and has already flopped under pressure. The internet shit isn't going happen.

>>128888165
people who don't see it coming are the best
people are angry and fed up, and the gut reaction for that is to rebel against whatever is currently in place

Why was May in a dunelm mill store telling the workers about science & innovation? Now the comrade will win

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Start buying guns.

>>128888165
The US Democrat Primaries?

>>128887939
He was but he disowned the party a couple of years ago

>>128888165

wtf I love communism now

>>128888238
>The internet shit isn't going happen.
it literally already has - they have all our histories at the point of request, no warrants or anything, ISPs are legally obligated to hand them over.

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For those of you who don't know, Walsh Posting is based in fact:

>>128888199
>"hate crime"
what a non-term

>>128888099
>there is at least one other person in this thread that understands the difference between a targeted campaign and a mass campaign
i'll untie the noose

Lads I was just wondering if we could have the same arguments we've had for the past 100 threads? I really think it's the most constructive use of our time.

>>128888219
Ah well. Friday will be good fun to laugh at the shills.

Can't wait to see some Lab scum vandalise some war memorials.

>>128888064
dat saucy minx. she can reroute my packets anyday.

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>It's already 17:38

Hang on what happened to the 4pm Labour announcement?

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I shouldn't be rooting for it but I just have this hilarious notion that three weeks of Muslims killing you like animals will just cause you Britcucks to elect Labour, renege on Brexit, and import more refugees

>>128886100
Her picture stays in my mind desu desu, wrenches the heart

>>128888285
>people who don't see it coming are the best
I think the best part will be all the conspiracy theories they will come up with as to why "mummy" didn't win.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z1kRhiPE0E

>>128888165
it doesnt make sense that the globalists are being supported

How do we deal with the Americans tomorrow night?

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Are the Liberal Democrats worth your vote, lads?

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>>128888460
Diane Abbot was on timekeeping duty

>>128888165
lol thank you for writing this up, i had lost my version in the text file somewhere.

>>128887170
Sorry lad don't swing that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g

Why is the French anthem so much better than ours?

>>128888497

that would be funny, but it's not going to happen

>>128888544
Filter the flag.

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>>128888107

There's plenty of Elsa to share.

Why have they just done a memorial service for Ronnie Corbett now? He died ages ago.

>>128886054
Warped sexual preferences of the typical degenerate Tory supporter..
>your posts should go viral as the best anti Tory propaganda

>>128888545
I voted for them. They're the only party that isn't going to cuck me economically or socially.

>>128888522
it's the tories that are the globalists mate.

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>>128886634

>>128888888
it's coming

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>>128888655
For mCorbyn

>>128888594
I really hope not. But then again I am this close to writing you all off as cucks.

"FUCKING MUSLIMS CUNT" - last sane man in Britain

"I-it's not Muslims" - typical Brit

>>128888649
yeah thats what im saying, sorry for confusion

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>>128888655

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>>128887632

Are you kidding me lad, those types are the most outspoken, trying to obnoxiously push their party in everyone's face and lack the self-awareness to realise this is detrimental to their cause. (see this thread and the schizo poster for examples)

>>128887596
Something along these lines? Got any pics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB4RelW5M-c

I swear, these cunts never learn.

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>>128888238
>Having everything this backwards
Wow, I don't even know how it's possible to come to such a delusional conclusion.

>>128888545

No.

>Want to let in rapefugees
>Want to ban milk
>Tim Farron has absolutely no views and likes to just ramble about what he thinks people want to hear
>Will try to stop Brexit

>>128886075
The 1890s called, they want their views back

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lmao

GAS THE COMMIES Can't wait till you all fuck off after tomorrow

I'm jealous of that British soldier who became a transgender Muslim...

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>>128888165
He doesn't speak for the working class because, unlike Trump, he's refusing to address immigration, which is a hot button issue for the working class.

fuck corbyn

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MAY WILL WIN

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Get for PM Corbyn

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Reminder that Diane Abbott is seriously ill because she has been ingesting explosive chemicals all week. To avenge the freshly-demolished Labour Party in the early hours of Friday morning, she will detonate and blow up live on the BBC election programme.

(David Dimbleby will survive, cowering behind the heatshield of Eric Pickles' heaving mass)

>>128888888

>>128888830
HAHAHAHHAHAH
She is literally a walking joke at this point.

>>28888888

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>>128888219

Don't forget Anon, you're here forever.

#TrannyBellendsWillSetYouFree

>>128888888

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#prayfordiane

>>128888600
They're still going to make the threads race along. Will be most uncomfy.

>>128888761
aha sorry pal. sometimes i get turned around trying to swat off the bootlickers.

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>>128888883
Yeah she will, why doesn't anyone want this though?

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My heart...

>>128885956
>Unironically caring about security

It's almost as if you don't WANT more happenings.

>>128888827
germany should be rangebanned from 4chan

>>128888863

Although the immigration issue is true I feel he's still going to pick up the working class vote with his other policies.
Most people know Brexit is happening regardless of whether its with Lab or Con

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>>128889069
Looks like a skinny Holly Willoughby

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>>128888992
>PrayForDuane
FTFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWpXHBSFwg

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Remember who let sandman in

>>128888906
>BBC election programme

there's a black cock programme?

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>>128888830

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>>128888827

>the best way of doing things changes as time passes

No, it doesn't actually Hans.

>>128888545
yes because i'm pro-referendum

>>128888654
cheers lad
my sides

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Torys hate the EDL but protected jihadists

>>128886412
Your national party are communists you porridge wog

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At least your police is doing work :^)

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>>128888977

I had a skype wank with a Filipino ladyboy

i'd say it's worth it tbqhwy

>>128889222
Lmao

>>128886860

SyeTan just composed a song about the very subject, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsHfQFihHc .

You only see pictures a little dead kids when the little dead kids are brown.

>>128889333
Was it Jeff?

Think I'm going to move to Richmond desu lads, seems like the only white haven left near London. I like being able to walk to work in (((the city))), but it's no longer worth the risk of being culturally enriched.

>>128889330
>there are anons on Brit/pol/ shilling for the government responsible for this

How the mighty have fallen.

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>>128886100

>8 year old at an Ariana Grande concert
>"wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"
>Wrist Icicle - "When you give a handjob and the cum drips off your wrist"
>this was sung as a tribute to a 15 year old girl who died at the concert
>"Don't look back in anger"
>don't get angry over children being blown to bits

What the hell is going on?

>>128889196
Theresa May as the home secretary who oversaw the destabilisation of Libya for (((reasons relating to Qadaffi's gold dinar))) and then let people go back and forth because she couldn't risk upsetting the KSA because they'd turn off the money hose to the arms manufacturing industry she uses to falsely claim there is any form of economy left in this country apart from soulless pointless service work?
i think it's theresa may's fault.

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Corbyn is current campaigning in Watford
I thought he only went to safe seats?

>>128889386
Fucking hilarious

#PrayForHappenings

RUSSIAN HACKERS STRIKE AGAIN

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/07/russian-hackers-qatar-crisis-fbi-inquiry-saudi-arabia-uae


this is beyond a meme at this point

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>>128889090

DAT ASS, REROUTETH THY PACKETS FOR GILF VICTORY TOMORROW

ALMOST THERE

>>128889045
no worries lad, have a good 1

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>I must not stop until British internet is safe for everyone

I love this woman. I would die for this woman.

>>128887059
No thanks you dirty commoner. Keep voting May though.

>>128888863

I love how in tnis version of the map there3no Northern Ireland. Very subtle on behalf of its creator.

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>>128889612

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>>128886419

>O'Leary

>>128888219
We're being shilled so hard threads last under 30 minutes

>>128889534
BINGO

>>128889530
your overall point is valid but the 'wrist icicle' thing is a fuckin meme that started in months ago in a retarded CN discord. trying to get younger moral authoritarians to look ridiculous by making the same kind of hysterical arguments you would hear from pic related.
Don't you guys ever wonder where that weird shit comes from?
>Rainbow parties
>Chemsex
>Suicide games
you are so easily strung along with the idea that someone is corrupting your precious little babbas that you can't see what's happening.

Predict election day happenings lads.

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Anyone have the lib dem version of this please and thanks lads xxxxx

>>128889534
The Home Secretary does not control foreign policy lad.

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>>128889386

Brilliant, why have I never heard of this guy? Is he British? This kind of thing is precisely what we need.

Fucking hell, will you Momentum shills be leaving after your humiliating defeat? You're literally just wasting your own time here.

>>128889570
That's a safe tory seat

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May has the weirdest attractiveness curve of any woman ever. She was cute as a button as a young girl, then in her 20s 30s she turned into a disgusting menopausal dyke and then she has since aged into a beautiful greying fine wine.

Forsyth being a sensible cunt as usual

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/will-tory-majority-bigger-expected/

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>>128889831
>pic related
>forget pic related
EVERY. TIME. think i might have Alzheimers desu

>>128889196
former ukip member voting corbyn the only real anti establishment person, i liked her at first she seemed to be something new and fresh but shortly her true colours apeared shed is a robot, been home secretrary for 6 years and reduced number of police and failed immigration targets everytime. u turn theresa can not be trusted.

>>128889534
>home secretary who oversaw the destabilisation of Libya
That's nothing to do with the home secretaru

>>128888899
>What did kek mean by this?

>>128889889
>Anyone have the lib dem version of this please and thanks lads xxxxx

No, but DAMN ... DAT GILF ASS

>>128889570
He visits safe Lab & Con seats because the majority of candidates in marginals are telling him to stay away as it'll hurt their campaigns

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>>128888888

>>128889570
Old article but the campaigns are still the same:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39927866
"Mr Corbyn is holding events in safe Labour seats and in Tory seats which, the polls suggest, are very unlikely to be won. But he is not doing much in the zone in between, where seats are most likely to change hands. Why?
The simplest answer is that Mr Corbyn's team simply think the polls are wrong. They think the Tory seats he's going to are going to go red - and the Tories are wasting their time fighting in seats that will stay with Labour."

If Corbyn wins I hope he goes full Stalin and shoots every single Tory voter

>>128890005
Poor attempt at shilling lad.

>>128889951
you sure?

>>128889930

>muh shills

Another reddit colonist who came during the US election and thus unable to handle the non circlejerk culture of 4chan

>>128889930
>after your humiliating defeat?
Where do you people find the strength to even pretend you have any hope of seeing a Tory majority on Thursday? Fucking hell, this place is even more of an echo chamber than I thought. Do you ever speak to anyone outside 4chan?

>>128889954
I can't work it out either. The 20-30s she looks nowhere as attractive as over 50.

>>128890005
>former ukip member voting corbyn the only real anti establishment person
LABOUR SAYS NOTHING ON IMMIGRATION. They'll also go for the softest brexit. At least vote for UKIP you utter mong.

>>128890005
lol what level of false flagging are you on my man?
you are like little baby, watch this.
>Vote labour tomorrow

>>128890132
>17% majority
Yes

>>128888107
Using an avatar is against the rules. Report him.

>>128889319
When i went past a edl protest the police were doing a good job protecting them from antifa(ggots)

>>128890114
>Hope he goes full Stalin and shoots all the white people
Paki

Can't wait to see the reactions when lab+SNP coalition tomorrow.

>>128890100
>this level of mental gymnastics

>>128890005

>the only real anti establishment person
>only jobs in his whole life are being a politician

Lads. How do I get rid of the urge to dress up like a girl and stick things in my ass?

>>128889570
>create the illusion we're doing really well and have a chance of winning
>therefore people will actually bother to vote for us
>therefore we might actually do well

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>>128889386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDGQA9dXyI

>that Diane Abbott impression

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+1)
LAB: 34% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ICMResearch / 06 - 07 Jun)

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>>128890005

This. We can't trust Mrs. May and her Islamophobic policies.

Only Labour will deliver the Brexit that Britain needs.

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>>128889954
And what's strange is its when she got older is when she became aggravatingly beautiful and I say that as someone who doesn't really have a milf fetish or anything.

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>>128888992

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The eternal jewess May

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bear-pit-banner-showing-theresa-94646

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I love her lads..

>>128890612
She wrote me a letter anon, she loves me more

>>128890508
Too much time spent on the internet.

>>128890526
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

t. Momentum shill

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oy

>>128890631
>Shills are now posting images from Another Angry Voice
Jesus christ please off yourself. You're convincing no one.

>>128890631
Wtf I like Abu hanza now

new

>>128890639
>>128890639
>>128890639
>>128890639

>>128890462
are you retarded? those two things aren't necessarily related the way you seem to think they are.

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>>128890671

>>128888899
CORBYNALITY CONFIRMED

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go fuck some kids

vote MAY

>>128890631
No, fuck the ECHR, we need our own British Bill of Rights

>>128886054

I would volunteer myself to be the prey at a rothschild human-hunting event out in the cotswolds, chased by the toffs and barking hounds, with birdshot splintering off trees and ripping chunks of flesh out of me as I sprint away in terror until I am finally crippled, then taken away and placed inside a brazen bull feeling my flesh fry as the elites sit around licking their lips and fondling themselves - if I was permitted to be alone with mummy may to fully explore and use her naked body.

poetry

>>128890378
i fucking hate Antifa
i get why Muzzies hate hypocrites & heretics most
their own kind
when the MuzzWar comes
Antifa will be hung highest
pure scumcunts