Straight dog humpers BTFO

>>128883036
>"everything sexual that doesn't result in more children being born into secure families is immoral"

huh.

> You want no homosexuals? You have to stop dipping your wick in Fido. Can't have your cake and eat it honey

>>128883036

How will straights ever recover?

>>128883036
...sexual.

And despite being a load of hogwash, the Bible is right about all these things. Really made me think, senpai.

>>128883036
>bestiality

Wow thanks gays

>>128883036
>premarital sex
good
>masturbation
no its not
>bestiality
only bad for canadians
>divorce
good

>>128883036
so bestiality is up for discussion now?

>Christians are in favour of any of those things
what

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>>128883036
Yep, a sin is a sin. And we are all sinners.

>>128883588
I think they're taking the don't lust after other women. I masturbate to the idea of my future aryan wife.

Where in the Bible does it condemn masturbation? Never-mind, it doesn't...

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>>128883036
homos: aLl StRaIgHt PeOpLe ArE rElIgIoUs
me: I'm not.
homos:

>>128883036
Since when are christians in favor of any of those things?

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>>128883036
I see nothing amiss here

those other things are also wrong what is your argument here

>>128883897
King solomon condemns it.

Also masturbation falls under fornication.

Stop masturbating and stop trying to justify masturbating

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>I need some poorly translated old book we don't even know who wrote designed for mass trolling stupid people to justify my opinions

So? Homos are on the list of sinful lifestyles and conduct.

>>128883036
>Premarital Sex
Of course. It's a sin
>Masturbation
Where does it say this?
Other than lust, you can still masturbate without committing lust.
>Bestiality
Who in the world would do this if they're straight? Whores?
>Divorce
Only when someone commits adultery.
The finances shouldn't be affected. like what happens these days.

>>128883036
I suspect that this meme doesnt work on ted cruz

>>128883036
>against bestiality
wtf I hate christianity now.

>>128883036
When I say I'm against those things too, they just start throwing dildos at me.
>tfw lucrative side business selling slightly thrown dildos

>>128883036
>straights

I want to burn it all.

It doesn't explicitly say that, it says it is wrong to lay in bed with another MALE.

If you take it literally it doesn't say anything about lesbian sex being wrong.

Then again the bible is full of fuckups why even bother argue with it as basis?

>>128883036
Oh you old testament clinger.

The bible is not against masturbation

>>128884196
>Solomon condemns it

Give me a verse because this could be nothing but wishful interpretation

>Falls under fornication

Really now? So is it then okay to masturbate if you're married?

>>128883845

>my future wife

Literally the worst thing you can masturbate to. Derails young Christian men into unreasonable fantasies about a person who may or may not even exist.

Keep it in your pants, kid.

>>128884196
>implying

http://www.precious-testimonies.com/Exhortations/k-o/IsMasturbationSin.htm

>>128884241
>future muslim or futur muslim parent

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>>128883757
Non-ant version

>>128883036
I don't get it. I see nothing wrong here???
Christianity is against all those things and masturbation is debatable so what's the problem?

>>128884717
>it doesn't say anything about lesbian sex being wrong.

Except that it does, in Romans 1. LIDF pls go.

>>128883897
It does. Leviticus

>>128883036
>Its also against premarital sex, masturbation, bestiality, and divorce
Wtf I love the bible now

>>128883036

Premarital sex is wrong though.

>>128883036
Assuming we are talking about the Christian Bible, not the Hebrew one, the relevant passage is 1 Corinthians 6:9-10:
>Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Christians accept this. Homosexual acts are on the same footing with fornication in general, with theft, extortion, etc.
The difference is that we see very few thief pride parades. Most thiefs know and accept that they are doing something wrong. The problem with homosexuality is not its being a sin, the problem is with being proud of your sins and asking people to respect you for them.

>>128884815
I'm pretty sure some aryan women exists. I was joking anyway.

>>128883036
Oh but it's ok when it's shitkins fucking goats?????

>>128884801
Don't know the verse. But it's entrenched in jewish tradition and explained by solomon that masturbation robs you of your energy and manly essence. Hence why jews are obsessed with making sure that christians masturbate.

It's not ok to masturbate if you are married. You should be fucking and impregnating your wife not beating off on your own

>>128883036
/pol/ btfo once again

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>>128883036
>pretending that the people against homosex don't also constantly preach against pre marital sex, masturbation, divorce, adultery And bestiality.
Mfw

>>128883588
People use the death of Onan to claim the Bible is against masturbation but really the moral of that story is when God himself orders you to cum inside your brother's wife, don't pull out and jizz on the ground instead

>>128883354
>Sensiblechuckle.gif

>>128885280
that doesn't even say homosexuals, and is abusing oneself jerking it?

>>128884857
Lol why would you listen to a protestant. He's interpreting scripture in order to justify his degenerate masturbation. Kind of like the poophole loophole

>>128883036
>it's also against premarital sex, masturbation, bestiality and divorce
So is most of /pol/.

>>128883036
Are they implying that beastiality is a normal thing

>>128883036
Did they just compare fags to zoophiles?

>>128883036
yea but homosexuality is a mortal sin. only 3 of those in the entire book . incest and rape are the other 2

you cant be forgiven in the flesh.

>>128883036

More like

>Straights: It sure is. No go to hell heathen.

>>128883036
WTF NOT THE BESTIALITY!

>>128883036
>bestiality is on one level with masturbation
Leftists.

BTFO

christfag tears

>>128885168
>unironically quoting the laws of leviticus

you know only jews have to follow that? that a certain special someone revoked those laws, and that's why no christian follows those laws?

>>128886514
bingo

>>128886200
>nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

Both of those are euphemisms for faggotry.

>>128883252
Funnily enough, that's how science sees it too. Just replace the word 'immoral' with 'futile'.

>>128883036
When straight Bible thumping/Quran humping dog/goat humpers talk why being gay is wrong.

>>128885280

>Fags: WHY ARE CIS PEOPLE ALWAYS LIKE BLAHHHH!
>Straights: idk what you are talking about. You are literally making shit up and putting words in peoples mouths in order to making up your own unsolvable problem to become a special snowflake victim of it.
>Fags: CIS PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE BLEEEEEEH AMIRIGHT DOWN WITH CIS PEOPLE!

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>>128883036
>>128883036
masturbation fucks people up.

Bestiality is inherently a LGBT sexual desire.

Divorce happens & is a path most of us Fail on.

Premarital Sex, with all this LGBT degenerate sex exposed to the public, ass & pussy everywhere on TV, News, Magazines.

Again, another Trait the faggots of the world love to share is naked photos of themselves & everyone else.

Homosexuals also believe we should all love on each other, and have one big giant orgy in the middle of the down town metropolitan .

Homosexuals really do poison the earth with degeneracy

why are you faggots bumping this kikebook tier dogshit?

>>128883036
wtf i hate being straight now

>>128887013
Dog fucker spotted.

>>128887013
At least homos don't press 'enter' two times after every sentence.

>>128884241
Hey, don't mock muslims

>>128884292
this is the correct answer.
premarital is tempting and everyone does it, but unless youre a society hating generate, you should know that communities would be a lot better off without this social corruption.
masturbation is fine in moderation, but hardcore masturbating a lot to porn is physically and mentally bad for you, at that point its a sin
beastiality, is any sane person actually attracted to animals? people doing this should get help in an asylum, and its cruel to animals
divorce i think is okay in extreme cases of abuse or infidelity. you took vows with the person you should work on everything and not give up, except for extreme cases

funny how everything that will lead to your ill health or unhappiness is a sin. all these things are temptation and you have to discipline and its hard, but its worth the reward to not give in to this stuff that will hurt you. God loves you and wants the best for you, no one likes rules but they are necessary to live a good life

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>>128883036
YOU FUCKING HEATHEN ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS YOU PROTESTANT WHORE! AMEN!

>>128885168
>Leviticus
Oy vey.

>>128883036
Literally all of those things are degenerate. Except divorce in certain cases.
Faggotry is useless immoral and wrong.
Premarital sex is stupid, and immoral
Bestiality is illegal here in most states, why do you want to fuck animals anyway? Are that pathetic of a human being that you can't get sex from your own species?
And divorce as I said should be judged case by case
Faggots btfo
When will they die out

>>128887646
>premarital is tempting and everyone does it
Maybe the majority, but there are who don't.

>masturbation is fine in moderation, but hardcore masturbating a lot to porn is physically and mentally bad for you, at that point its a sin
Porn is sin. It falls under lust.
I think masturbating is fine when you don't think of anything as that would probably fall under lust as well. It's not hard to do desu.

Off course excess of anything is bad for you.

>>128887156
I expect nothing less from a bong. Your country literally loves being raped by mudslimes.

>>128886200
It's a timid translation, it was 1611. The "effeminate / abusers of themselves with mankind" refers to homosex.

>>128886200
"Abusing yourself with mankind" aka putting dicks in your ass.

>>128883252
this is how my father and my mother got 5 kids and a good life; never had other sexual partners other than the one thye married. And guess what: they are happily together.

>>128886021
Masturbation is wrong because it's selfish and is a waste of semen; using God's gift for a wasteful activity is a sin.

>>128886469
well, the furry community is full of homs, so...

>>128883036
>premarital sex
Definitely, but I don't see how it is wrong if you're having sex with someone you intend to marry. When you've been together with someone for a while and are already de facto married so to say, premarital sex is not immoral.
>masturbation
The Bible doesn't even mention masturbation.
>bestiality
Who in their right mind supports bestiality?
>divorce
Divorce is not, by any means, forbidden if there is a valid reason for divorce such as abuse.

>>128889085
*homos, sorry. With Pence, it would be ohms.

>>128888066
and i respect like crazy those who do have the sense and mental strength to withstand their own mental temptation paired with the current state of media telling them to do it everyday. i've had a lot of partners and wish like hell that my current partner was the only one

i agree there too. all porn is sin, it shouldn't exist

my biggest point was, if you really think about it, isn't it funny everything that will destroy you in time is also a sin? God knows us and is trying to save us.

>>128883036
No bestiality?! wtf i hate christians now

>>128888971
but it doesn't say that in the Bible or you would have given a reference, therefore, get behind me satan

>>128890081
yes akhmed, we know

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>>128883588
>masturbation not forbidden

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I made a covenant with my eyes not to look with lust upon a girl. I know full well that the Almighty God sends calamity on those who do. Job 31:1-3

You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Matthew 5:28

But you trusted in and relied on your own beauty and were unfaithful to God and played the harlot [in idolatry] because of your renown, and you poured out your fornications upon anyone who passed by [as you worshiped the idols of every nation which prevailed over you] and your beauty was his. And you took some of your garments and made for yourself gaily decorated high places or shrines and played the harlot on them–things which should not come and that which should not take place. You did also take your fair jewels and beautiful vessels of My gold and My silver which I had given you and made for yourself images of men, and you played the harlot with them. Ezekiel 16:15-17

>>128889237
>>128889237
>The Bible doesn't even mention masturbation.
It does, read about Onan. He spilled his seed to the ground instead of shooting his load into the cunt of his widowed sister-in-law and was punished. There is even a verb for that in German ("Onanieren") equivalent to masturbation

>>128890268
>I know full well that the Almighty God sends calamity on those who do.
>Job 31:1-3
>Job
>Job

Because we sure know that being pious and not masturbating prevented calamity from befalling good ol' Job, right?


also post more

>>128890912
or the one part in ezekiel 16 where a woman makes a dildo and uses it

>>128890912
but once again, coitus interruptis is not masturbation

>>128890912
That was because Onan was disobeying God and didn't want to produce children because of his brother.

>>128891195
What part? All I read was about the woman prostituting herself and paying men to have sex with her.

5 for 5

t. fedora

>>128890268
Therefore, it is lust that is a sin, not masturbation itself.

>>128890912
Look mate, as far as I've researched, it is not the act of masturbation itself that is a sin. If it leads to lust and unwillingness to have offspring however, it is definitely wrong.

>>128891905
>What part?
"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)

>>128892005
>masturabation is not acting upon lust

sure, if it comforts you while fapping to 10 on 1 gangbang tentacle rape porn

>>128883287
>implying anyone but homos put their dick into kids and animals.
get ready to swan dive off a high rise nigel fagington

>>128892747
Interesting.
>Male Idol
Is that supposed to be referring to the penis or a statue with a penis?

>You took the very jewels and gold and silver ornaments I had given you and made statues of men and worshiped them. This is adultery against me!

Worshiped Idol.
Seems like translations differ.

The chapter is talking about Jerusalem though, represented as a woman who thought that it's wealth came from itself and in that way worshiped itself and made idols.

>>128883708
>>128883588
Actually no, the bible doesn't mention all of those things. But besides the point, none of those are really good for individuals or society.

>premarital sex
This has to be a reference to fornication. The word is 500+ years old and appears in the king james version but not the newer versions because the definition of the word changed over time. The new international versions say "sexual immorality" which refers to the acts of the old testament(homosexuality, bestiality, adultery, harlotry, incest). The word fornication actually comes from fornix, meaning archway and refers to the arch you'd walk through into a brothel.

>bestiality
quit raping dogos.

>masturbation
No, it's not. The catholic church at one time created onanism which referred to a man who was supposed to help his sister-in-law conceive since his older brother died. He pulled out because he didn't want to make kids with her. Masturbation isn't all that great for you anyway.

>divorce
Does this even warrant a response? Even if you're for liberal divorce laws you can't deny the statistics which show how detrimental it is upon children and society as a whole.

>>128889237
>The Bible doesn't even mention masturbation.
Serbians aren't supposed to buy into the Sola Scriptura nonsense, baka.

>>128883036
Wait. W-why is "bestiality" mentioned?

It could be argued that masturbation is gratifying the desires of the flesh and walking in the flesh rather than walking in the spirit. I don't know about anyone else but wanking doesn't draw me closer to God. It doesn't make me want to open up my Bible study the Word. Instead it feels like I'm satisfying a real hunger (for physical intimacy with my wife) with a cheap and selfish action.

>it's also againts premarital sex bestiality masturbation and divorce

Great. All of those things are degenerate. wtf i love the bible now

>>128893553
Most translations point to the fact that she has sex with inanimate objects, including King James.

>>128893553
>this is adultery against me

this is a weird translation

>>128888971
>implying masturbation isnt a gift of god

>>128894428
all these dishonest christcucks

feels good not to be retarded

>>128885168
Kek.

>>128894651
>he doesn't know rural retards are chicken fuckers.
They also fuck other farm animals, it's not the arab+goat memes.

>>128890268
>You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Matthew 5:28

You do realize you're pulling the quote out of context and mixing it with words that have dual meanings right? That particular quote refers to adultery which is sex with married people outside of marriage then the line says "anyone who looks at a woman lustfully..." which refers to the first part. You can only commit adultery with married people- that's the definition. Not only this, but the greek word for woman in this passage has a DUAL definition- woman or wife. Why? Because the whole line refers to MARRIED women. If it referred to unmarried women, then it wouldn't end with "committed adultery with her..". Dipshit. Why would you even want married women? Go find a qt3.14 20 yr old.

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>>128883036

>Sort yourself out

>>128891107
Why would a Japanese citizen ever care about what the Bible does or doesn't say, cultural enrichment purposes aside? I don't get it.

>>128884717
It sats you can't lay with a man as you would a woman ya faggot

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>>128895187
>:::)))))))) pre-maridal secks is fine :°°°^^^^))) jesus abbroves

cute

>>128894940
You're trying to use the bible against people but when you're corrected you immediately resort to "feels good man". If you're going to make statements about the bible, you should probably read it right instead of being a fedora tipper.

>>128893242
Well, there certainly are variations.

>>128894511
Most non-Biblical opinions nowadays agree with what I've said, as far as I know.

>>128884789
It is cause when you have a wank, you spill ya seed on fertile ground

>>128883036
>/pol/ is against homosexuality because of the jewish book

No, we have a grand list of facts regarding fags.

Traditional marriage sounds wonderful.
Imagine being a girl in a traditional world. There's an entire day dedicated just so you could lose your virginity. All your friends and family members will show up, dress in nice clothes, eat fancy foods and have a ceremony for you to get fucked for the first time.
If you don't think that shit sounds nice then you need to get your head checked.

These days it's:
>find a drunk guy
>he shags you in the toilet
>you go home and cry

>>128895382
I didn't say it was fine or good for you, just that you haven't provided any quotes from the bible referring to premarital sex except a word used by particular pastors which is obsolete(why it was changed). You're putting words into the bible which is why you still haven't come up with a verse to support yourself.

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>them: Haha look at this violent passage about gays, aren't christians barbaric?
>me: That's from the jew bible, I follow the teachings of Christ
>them:

>>128895391
>muh fedora
>>128895797
we should go to the brothel together anon

>>128883036

What's your point? Any form of sexuality outside marriage is not only harmful, it's sinful.

>>128891218
The point is every load goes into a vag then having it fertilize an egg. Anything to inhibit fertilization is a sin because it's a waste of seed.

>>128896177
dubbs confirm, is a good way to disarm leftists.

>>128896270
i don't want aids tho hanz. also no brothels in 'murica.

>>128893361

>h-haha ill just ignore the part about masturbation and divorce, that'll show em!

>>128896177
That's heresy, anon.
>>128895450
Only liberals don't see masturbation as a sin.

>>128897714
It may not be true but it'll disarm the fuckers immediately.

>>128896177
so you admit that the commandments of YHWH are not good?

>>128895450
Not to mention that even outside of Onan in the OT, Christ strongly condemns lust in the NT.

>>128883036
>premarital sex
haven't done that
>masturbation
I've quit, it's been two months
>bestiality
I don't plan on fucking dogs
>divorce
I don't plan on divorcing.

Oh wait, but I'm Catholic, not a protecuck.

>>128897834
Even if it may shock them for a moment, it's gonna bite you in the ass as soon as you meet someone who has any basic knowledge of Christianity.
>>128898242
>I've quit, it's been two months
Good on you, anon.

>>128895301
why would a Japanese citizen be on /pol/, señor diego?

>>128898898
Thank you, it's not been easy, but once you're past the first few weeks, you've got no want to masturbate.

I will never pound one out again.

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>>128888971
>>waste of semen
What if you injaculate?

>>128896816
That's not what happens in that story though, it's somebody's """interpretation""".
What happens is that Onan is killed for defying God.

>>128883465
>not breeding superior dogs with you own semen

But I'm against premarital sex, beastiality, homos, masturbation and divorce(I more so believe that a person should marry a woman only after alot of consideration and pondering, so that in future, no one's life is destroyed via divorce) too. Funny thing is, I'm not even Christian, but I did go to a Christian school. It's like they are playing the devil's advocate for those on the right side of the isle.

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>>128901870
how do you feel about toilets

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>>128902031
>discord

The only cord I'm interested in with regard to you faggots is this cord.

>>128885168
Man, that Leviticus did not fuck around about sex.

>>128883036
>its also against premarital sex, beistiality, and divorce

Yea we know and?

IT ALSO SAYS IT IS BETTER TO NOT GET MARRIED. if you can handle it.

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>>128883036
Only male homosex, because it's just fucking disgusting. Can you just imagine two dudes sticking their dicks in each other's asses? Ugh!

>ALL straight people are Christians
Huh didn't know I was religious

>>128883036
Wasn't there a study that showed homosexuals as more likely to be animal fuckers? Something about how one sexual deviation resulted in an increased likelihood for a second one or something. It also talked about how gays are statistically more likely to be pedophillic iirc