brit/pol/ - MUNCHY BOX edition

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First for my bae Diane abbot

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FRESH ADAM

https://youtu.be/Z6ecKcrRStI

He really is a lolcow at this point. Desperate trying to replace his fixation with Jahans with anyone else of prominence.

USE THIS ONE FIRST, LADS:

>>128876949
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>>128876949

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Just to keep thsi ticking over, here's a Chinese munchy box.

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>MUNCHY BOX edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88BA5xhRZ6U
>claiming £500 in damages after his cousin glued a pizza box to his head and uploaded a video of it on the internet

>>128879291
Why not just get a FUCKING MEAL

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Meme from the good old days to keep this thread alive

Muchbox eaters will be the first to go in May's great purge.

>I want the internet to be a crushing, nihilistic predator capitalist shithole, like literally every other form of media
>more e-celebs, more youtube stars, more YASSSS QUEEN, more viral marketing campaigns, more #prayforwherever, more lefty students organising to shut down right wingers, more ridiculous social media drama to distract people
>no anonymous media, no HD war videos, no ungoverned spaces, no extreme politics (yes, that includes right-wingers), no discussing any kind of politics or history outside the political consensus

Literally made your own bed. Enjoy getting arrested for posting "remove kebab" after a terrorist attack you spastics.

I'm not saying vote Labour, but voting Tory is literally the stupidest thing.

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Carmarthenshire desu.

Another strong and stable U-turn from Theresa May.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/872471366062055424

The lady is for turning.

>>128880220
Gonna vote Tory just because of this shill post.

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is /ourguy/ jeremy going to win
is there any hope?

I'd eat a munchy box where the food wasn't 95% cold grease. it's not fucking hard to cook chips

>>128877118
Fuck beat me too it, better walk away for a bit due to health reasons

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First for S P I C E

>>128880233

Meme harder SPICERS. We will GILF-shop May into election victory yet!!!

>>128876974
So does that salad come in the box as all the other stuff? Wouldn't the salad get all warm being next to the rest of the food?

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I WANT TO CUM ON HER PERFECT FACE

SHUT MY INTERNET OFF AND CRUSH MY BALLS YOU SAUCY MINX

>>128880220

Thank you reddit labour shill

>>128880162
I can't wait until the great removal that starts on Friday

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really makes you think..

>>128879929
gold that lad

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>>128880652
>SHUT MY INTERNET OFF AND CRUSH MY BALLS YOU SAUCY MINX

>>128880220
Voting Labour is worse than voting Conservative.

>>128880605
She can't be a gilf if she isn't a grandmother

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>>128880643

The salad is there for texture. it's usually crunchy shredded cabbage and onion.

People who buy munchy boxes don't give a fuck if it's warm.

Voting Labour is the spiritual equivalent of blowing your brains out.

What happened to Labour's 4pm announcement?

Ive never seen a munchy box and i live in london.

Im glad desu because it looks like pikey shit.

>>128880917
People who buy munchy boxes should kill themselves.

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WE NEED ALL THE TORY PROPAGANDA WE CAN GET, WHEN BRITAIN ELECTS POSTS THE POLLS TONIGHT POST AWAY

>>128880931

fucking hell give it a rest, nobody's going to go "SHIT HE'S RIGHT I'VE CHANGED MY MIND" now are they?

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>>128880917
Thanks man... I just have this aversion to towards warm, wilted lettuce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnsqkuMhh8

New Owen Jones video.

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>>128880830
> volunteering for making her a grandmother

Putting your hand up?

>>128881038
Mate, people who buy munchy boxes are financing the bomb vests that will eventually kill them. So you're going to get your wish, be it in a roundabout way.

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What happens if they are over sampling young Labour voters as much as they are ? . could we see tories doing well in Wales ?

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/872475618612588547

>>128881116
How about this:
A vote for Tory is a vote for a censored internet

>>128881118

Combative since we have visitors here on Brit/pol/.

Anybody who has ever even considered voting for the left for even a nanosecond deserves to be killed.

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less than 12 hours before we reach election day lads

sounds like a good time to

wank in the garden

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Bara brith desu.

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Where are all these tory cucks coming from?

unless your incredibly rich, what the hell would possess you to support the establishment at a time like this?

**** BBC EXIT POLL ****
Conservative 41%
Labour 39%
Lib Dem 8%
UKIP 4%

HUNG PARLIAMENT

>>128881256
From last thread:
Unfortunately, /pol/ are as adept at "fingers in ears and la-la-la-ing" as your average SJW waste, and any dissent is immediately dismissed as "shilling". They'll see, but of course, it will be too late.

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>>128876974
>MUNCHY BOX
Is this some sorts of lesbian slang?

>>128881256
I couldn't give a shit, i would rather my television set wake me up in the morning for morning exercises like in 1984 then Corbyn being the Prime Minister

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>>128876974
>British "food"

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Is this shit real?

If it's real there's no way I'm voting mummy tomorrow.

>>128881217
See it's not even fair coz you could even say I'll make you forget about your grandchildren because she doesn't even have any kids

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>>128881434
Aha no.

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>>128880652

MUMMY SPICE MUST FLOW !!!

>>128881382
>Labour shill with a proxy

>>128881470
>then
so you want both, just not at once

>>128881144
Throw the lettuce away like everybody else does, faggot

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>>128880779

I love this thread

>>128881488
>1488
It's telling you what you should do.

>>128881251

Tories will win - bigly. Labour is a joke, and pollsters are wrong as usual.

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Mummy May won't let us come to harm.

She will protect us from the naughty websites.

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>sweaty salad

>>128881488
lol no, it isn't real

>>128881488
No, it's not real.

This was posted on Brit/pol/ a while back talking about how easy it is to troll Americans, and it worked.

>>128881470
>then
Figures.

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>>128881488
Labour shill post.

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Reminder that by voting at all you're deliberately pouring petrol on the shitfire that is our future, and you should be counted next to the most dead-eyed milkman voter or dreadlocked gibs-hoover

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>>128881506
not a proxy...but I will be voting by proxy in the election for big jez

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>>128881471

>>128881844
Kill yourself and do the country a favour then.

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HELP HELP

THE SHADOW HOME SECRETARY HAS FALLEN!

>>128881488
>4chan
>username
Wish it was real.

>>128881793
who /spoiledballot/ here?

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>>128881686
>>128881769
>>128881791
>>128881913
Dumb mummy shills.

Proof it's not real?

>>128881860
wtf are you meant to do with that green twig on the side

fucking meme dish

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>>128881793

If Democracy ever ends, and believe me I hope it does, it will not be through looking at low voter turnout and concluding it's a failure.

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>>128881576
>not only eating, but actually paying for that trash heap

>>128881860
too bad monday through saturday they eat literal asia feces while supporting sandniggers.

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>>128876974
STRONG AND SAFE! FORWARD TOGETHER!! CENSORSHIP IS STRENGTH!

GIVE MUMMY MAY YOUR ENERGY!!

>>128881919

I'm just drawing a beady Mosley face

>>128882004
That's rosemary you absolute sad cunt.

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>>128881913
>>username

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Daily reminder that for an KA and a bag of chicken wings you could force your superior english shaft up this flower of england's anus and stir last night's jerk chicken

>>128882004
I bet you're northern and you've never eaten anything that didn't come in a bag or a box

>>128874347
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>>128874347
>>128874347

>Foreigners shilling for Corbyn
Sick of this shit.

>>128881860
This looks so bland and unappetising. Non-Brits are so useless when it comes to discerning what constitutes decent British food. Same for women, actually.

>>128882095
I know what it fucking is but why nobody is gonna it like that it's pointless being on the plate

>>128882012
He lost quite a bit of weight

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>>128709030
>>128709030
>>128709030

What did he mean by this?

>>128882137

She's so sexy I just want her to shit in my mouth right now

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>>128882137

>>128882066
noice

I just wrote

S
P
O
I
L
E
D

In each of the boxes. Wasted opportunity desu.

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VOTE 1 FOR MUMMY COS DAT GILF ASS

T H I C C

>>128882151
just tell me what youre meant to do with the rosemary you cunt

you know its a fucking meme "garnish"

I'm getting kicked out after an argument last night lads. I'm too proud to apologise. Feel a deep feel in the pit of my stomach.

>>128882254
We do have an insider who posts on Brit/pol/, he or she has broken a few stories literally hours before they became news.

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>>128882197
It's proper posh like.

>>128881977
It's not an official letter and they don't summon you by sending you a letter.

>>128882401
How old are you lad?

>>128880298
>>128880667
>>128880801

tripfaggotry, non-arguments, political consiousness based on watching 4 episodes of top-gear and getting a semi when James May bends over
Brit/pol/ is a disease.

>>128881860

I like my Yorkshire puddings filled with HP Sauce desu desu

I'm going to the gym, somebody do me a favour and make the next thread in an hour or two

>>128882494
Off yourself Corbynite scum.

>>128882489
21, just finished uni

>>128882401

>I'm too proud to apologise

Your own fault then innit?

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>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures

I think these guys might be a little hazy on their history.

>>128882513
Not funny.

>>128882326
She's naughty desu

>>128882194
t. currynigger

>>128882573
Yes

>>128882545
Nice, got any pics?

>>128881294
you write like a manlet. post a picture with face blurred out next to a doorframe so i can verify you aren't just an angry goblin because you are 5 foot 7

>>128881488
>is on 4chan
>uses username
Deserved it completely. Also why the fuck dont you even have to bring an ID? Some hobo could just walk up and claiming he is that guy and ruin his reputation for ever

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Begin purchasing armaments

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>>128882137

dat skank aint got nothing on mummy's spice box. yo, going toe to toe, mummy would come out ON TOP.

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I think the one thing stopping me from calling myself a Leftist at this point is their anti-business and pro-migrant policies.

I pretty much agree with the Left entirely on social issues (except for abortion) and the idea of a light Welfare State; however, their pro-immigration stance and their anti-business tax plans make it really hard. They really seem to love niggers for some reason.

We should be looking to attract as much capital investment as possible, not driving business away in the name of Socialist ideology.

So, I'm stuck in the Centre economically. Have any of ye lads had any of the same experiences with Parties in the UK where you say "I'd definitely vote for X Party if they didn't have Y policy"?

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Will anyone else scoff at Cornyn tomorrow?

>>128882638
Fuck off Theresa

>>128882701
Hate Cornyn
Love Mey

>>128881470
>then
>bootlicker
every time. if this is what CCHQ is working with no wonder they've lost this election.

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""""""""""""""""""""""conservative"""""""""""""""""""""" party

why is this making me laugh so much?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40189942

>>128882686
I'm pretty much where you are. Labour does represent working class British people anymore.

>>128882701
>paying attention to political opinions on twitter
>paying attention to an american's opinion on british politics
>paying attention to richard spencer

>>128882701
In Spencer's mind constituencies are fully devolved.

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>be right winger
>achieve Brexit after years of trying because of the new media available on the internet, outside of the control of the major parties
>terrorist attacks after Tories let thousands of Muslims into the country
>hand over all internet control to mummy may because she says she needs it to stop terrorism

You're all fucking cowards.

>>128882686
Let me guess, you're a gay dude who doesn't wanted to be beheaded in the future caliphate.

>>128882701
Spencer is a slavic supremacist.

>>128882643

suck my dick, commie vermin

>>128881902
i just saw this last night. laughed out loud considering i had spent all day LARPing Diane Abbott was out at HS.

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>>128882896
I voted UKIP m8.

>>128882750
Cmon don't be shy x you can stay at my place :)

>>128882896

This, bunch of spineless cunts

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anyone else noticed that the tory shilling here is as pathetic as the their official campaign?

It's literally "har harr vote for mummy, corbyn is a terrorist muslim communist pacifist"

empty and quite a bit sad.

>>128881382
The pro-EU establishment has already been overthrown, May is the best choice for taking us out

>>128881470
you're a fucking statist retard then

>>128882896
When will you fucking stop? We're not voting for fucking labour

>>128882533
ok will do. got any arguments before i head down the rickety stool and rope store?

>>128882896

what other options do we have

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>>128882994

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TORIES BTFO

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I JUST LOOKED AT THE COUNTY PRESS LADS, APPARENTLY THE ISLE OF WIGHT MIGHT VOTE GREEN OR LABOUR.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WHERE DID ALL OF THE BASED OLD PEOPLE GO? IS THIS FAKE NEWS?

THERE'LL BE NO ISLAND LEFT IF THE GREENS OR LABOUR GET IN.

KILL ME LADS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>128882896
You forgot

>invent ludicrous conspiracy theories about leftypol to justify your cowardice

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Anyone else got a map predictor going?

These are the seats I'm keeping an eye on

>>128883107
Point me to the bit where I said that lad

>>128882950
No, I'm straight. I was a hard-line Conservative a while back but I've since drifted towards Libertarianism, and then Liberalism.

>>128883143
So, inflation then?

>>128882615
Nice aspergers. And even nicer epic /pol/ meme. I see you're a true /pol/ack, lad ;) ;)
That's a poverty-grade roast. Get some taste, you utter fucking toilet.

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Long and not very interesting post, but I've noticed that the Corbynistas are starting to go actually mental and are already eating their own.

Jon Snow tweeted last night that Theresa May hasn't given him an interview, suggesting she has refused rather than weighed up the worth of a left-wing Channel 4 News interview. Not a huge deal, Corbyn has refused Nick Ferrari interviews for years and years. However, the tweet went weirdly viral. Pic related, and no I didn't edit those numbers.

Today she relented, albeit only for a 5 minute interview for part of a series Channel 4 News are doing, and Jon Snow will be interviewing her.

Corbyn on the other hand has so far refused to do the same series and has said today he definitely won't be doing it. Now they've changed tact and are attacking Channel 4 News for suggesting that Corbyn refused.

Read the replies here -
https://twitter.com/krishgm/status/872449369840201729

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>>128883107
yes we are.

love it or leave it.

>>128883194
Here's the bit >Wwaaah waaah right wing waaah tory waaahw ahahahwahwahwhaha

>>128883225

Inflation is only bad if you wages fail to increase with it

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>>128883143
Can't really argue with that 2bh

>>128883130
Such a tease

>>128883226
Yeah I'm a toilet. Stay away pajeet, I'm gon getcha.

>>128883146
they voted 62% tory or UKIP in the last election. Where are you reading this?

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>>128882686

>>128883143

>small business owners out up prices to cover minimum wage increase
>but it's ok because people earn more

Literal retardation.

I would rather personally push the button to turn Britain into a 1984 Orwellian mind control state FOREVER than give Corbyn a single atom of power.

>>128883226

When people do this cunty snark routine on here it's like the clouds part and the sun shines reddit

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>>128882686
>We should be looking to attract as much capital investment as possible
this is where you people always go wrong. (((global capital))) is not the answer. Britain and its people is strong and capable enough that if you pay the fair WAGES we can do it all ourselves, and buy the stuff we can't make. I hate this idea that we are a nation of weak and confused boots meal-deal eaters who need chink or kike money to push our society towards something better. How about we just choose for ourselves.

>>128882862
Yeah, the Left in general has stopped being the Party of worker's rights and Corporate regulation, and more become the party of the Bourgeois middle class University students who think they support the working class.

>>128883143
And other businesses that buy their goods that also now have to pay their customers £10 an hour

>>128883315
Great argument famalam

>>128883273
Love it. Will keep an eye on this.

>>128883376
>burying your head in the sand

>>128881150
>Owen Jones still hasnt necked himself

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had a mad dream last night lads
Tim Powers & the Bigly Don outside 10 Downing St
Tim & Don shaking hands
their free hands holding out a carton of milk
each pledged to give a lifetimes supply of milk
to the billion "new patriots" arriving from middle east and sub Africa
wet dream lads
blew quite the load
get Tim in

>>128883376
Pussy

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>>128883313
clearly a shoop.. his head is too big. i wish it was real.

>>128883316
So is Corbyn guaranteeing to increase everyone else's wages too? Or will my wages suddenly be worth significantly less?

>>128883212
Cool lad. We should hit up a national party meeting (our only hope for this country) and then head out to a club try and pull some birds.

>>128883556
Look, it's been costed. No more questions!

>>128883448
it was the reply that the post deserved

>>128883351

>tfw 110

>>128880652
Get help

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>>128883434
yes that's what Blair did to it and now Corbyn is bringing the workers party back..why do you think people are actually loving him right now?

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>>128876974

How big will the conservative majority be, lads?

I got £500 to blow away.

>>128883107
When will you realise your fingers in ears and la-la-la-ing and branding any dissenting opinion/inconvenient fact as "shilling" is literally (literally) textbook SJW behaviour? Keep memeing though, you monged politically illiterate fuck.

>>128883121
what can't be achieved by the ballot, must be achieved by the... something

>>128883489
>>128881150
he isn't even pretending to be a journalist anymore is he

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>>128883146

Join Us Anon. Meme harder. To get mummy May elected, we must post as many shopped GILF May pics as possible ITT.

S P I C E F A C T I O N

>>128883505

Very insensitive language there young man. Your cunt hero Jeremy wouldn't like you using such harsh language like that, fond as he is of transgender inclusivity and other language policing.

>>128883316
It typically takes time for economies to adjust after a sudden jolt of inflation. This endangers savings and small businesses, who have to increase their prices slowly to remain competitive

>A Punch cartoon by John Bernard Partridge depicting the rather sour German point of view on the British-French "Entente Cordiale" of 1904 -- John Bull walks off with the trollop France (in her scandalously short tricolor skirt, whose red and blue colors are indicated by the conventions of heraldic "hatching"), while Germany pretends not to care.
>John Bull walks off with the trollop France in her scandalously short skirt
>Bull
>sour German, pretends not to care
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>128883351
Nice meme pic. Any academic paper citations?

For a country with supposed 'low IQ', we sure do outstrip you in every way economically, and considering that we share similar genetic heritages there is no biological reason for such discrepancies.

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Its alright lads, they only stabbed her for Allah, its not terrorism.

Lads, keep an eye on Chorley - Lindsay Hoyle's seat. It's possibly going blue after 20 years. 5,000 majority for Labour. Tories have sent Sajid David and Chris Grayling here - we never ever get big names like this here in Chorley on the campaign trail for the Tories. We voted Leave and the Tory candidate campaigned for it before she decided to run as MP.

It's a northern Labour seat - the type the Conservatives really want.

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>>128883733

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>>128883680

>>128883650
300 seat majority

>>128883733

ANGLO'D

>>128883655
>hahaha why aren't you guys voting corbyn?
>what why do you think i'm a shill? i bet you're a tory

i'm fucking sick to death of you

>>128883434
>Bourgeois middle class University students who think they support the working class.
Worse than that. Bourgeois middle class students who think they ARE the working class. In their minds, earning less than six figures seems to mark you as direly working class and oppressed.

#WankingForMummy

tfw we either have a tory high ranker in this thread RN or a high profile Labour person something going on imo

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>>128883374
just print more money

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>>128883773
Why isn't this huge news WTF

>>128883876
Save it lad.

>>128883273
>Nick Ferrari
>on the same level as John Snow
god i tm ust be a nightmare being a tory boy. not only will no lass without a horseface fuck you, but you have to pick intellectual heavyweights like Nick fuckin Ferrari to prop up your shitty false equivalence. try harder brainlet

>>128883773
>staff required
Too soon!

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>>128883636
>Corbyn
>Bringing worker's party back
Bullshit. The guy wants to flood the nation with more Pakis and laden the whole country down with debt through £200 BILLION in borrowing expenses

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Dunno how legit this is lads, have a read though.

>>128883417
>snark
It's a shit looking roast. Perhaps you're feeling insecure?
>reddit
Or just a mouthbreather that can't articulate outside of excruciating buzzwords?

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>>128883733

Look at this cuck

>>128876974
take the ultimate red pill and wake up
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

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>>128883815

be serious man i need this win

i'm already in 10k debt from loan sharks which i can't get out

i need this win or i will kms

>>128883900
>I can't lose weight I have a thyroid condition.

>>128883808
>Helmer24
>24
Post the rest.

>>128882896
The tories may have let in thousands but Tony Blair let in millions. I want Corbyn to win because it will be the epitome of accelerationism.

>>128881977
check any archive

>>128883273

Because she has less charisma than Gordon Brown.

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Top tier banter lads

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>>128883962
stop being a cuck all your life .

>>128883225
quick quiz. what have the interest rates been for 9 years, and how do you think that affects the validity of your analysis?

>>128883970
It's real, the troll was /ourguy/.

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MUMMY WON'T WIN UNLESS WE ALL WANK OUR WILLIES FOR HER AT 6 PM TONIGHT

#WankingForMummy

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>>128882531

Don't worry Anon, I'll save all of the shopped photos of May and email them to you later at:

[email protected]

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>>128883825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

I'm visiting London next week on a business trip and I only have a day to myself where can I get a munchie box?

>>128883941
Nick Ferrari gets 700k listeners every morning. Channel 4 gets barely 200k viewers.

I know you Labourites struggle with numbers but 700k is more than 200k.

>>128883742
nigger wtf you'd be belarus if it weren't for cromwell

>>128884015
buy ether

>>128883848
>validating my post this swiftly and efficiently
"lad"

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>>128883350
In the local newspaper, anon.

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>60,000 British are leaving every year
>Not a single relevant party (including UKIP) promises less than 340,000 immigrants to come in and remove the scraps of our culture
>people are literally being killed in the street by followers of a foreign culture
>Votetards are arguing over a 9% difference in tax rates

It really is all a joke.

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>>128884032

Are you sure about that, Anon?

>>128877153
he is so handsome, any shirtless pics?

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>>128883962
>potatoniggers in charge of economics
just because your shity nation wants to be a low tax whore for (((multinationals))) doesn't mean we should be.

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>>128876974
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/postal-votes-plymouth_uk_5936c81fe4b0cfcda917df42
>Postal Votes Go Missing In Plymouth, Including In Two Crucial Tory-Labour Marginals

((SHEER COINCIDENCE))

>>128883873
God, yeah. I forgot Marxists define 'workers' as anyone who doesn't own capital or means of production, so they can conveniently call themselves 'workers'

>>128884215
how much are you paid for this shit

>>128884035

Protip: net immigration has been at its highest level under the Tories

>>128884233
This is about as scientific as homeopathy

>>128884105
Stop defending the shittest part of Labour's current platform.

>>128882137
Is it f2m or m2f?

>>128884335
>people who work aren't workers
ok padraig

>>128884281
This is why I'm not voting

Fuck all this shite

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>>128884288

>>128884396
And would be even higher under labour, and will be even higher in the next government if any of the major parties (other than UKIP) win

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>>128884328
tories getting scared

>not voting ukip because no one else is voting ukip
why can't we have the numbering voting system lads?

>>128884396
Why do people come here

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>>128883146
I don't think they are

>>128884525
the latter includes conservatives

>>128884083

>what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done
>well, once I oversaw the deletion of evidence that some of my friends might be paedophiles...

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>>128884160
>MUMMY WON'T WIN UNLESS WE ALL WANK OUR WILLIES FOR HER AT 6 PM TONIGHT

I SHALL WANK IN SOLIDARITY ANON.

TOGETHER WE CAN GET HER ELECTED.

CRUSH MY BALLS MUMMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuAgXGeIHU WHEAT BOYS GET IN HERE

>>128884325
Fuck off with your anti-Capitalist bullshit. Do you want jobs or not?

The one thing this government did right was keep the low Corporate tax rate.

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>>128884519

will only post the good ones

>>128884233
hustings and online? Doesn't seem to be an accurate sample, unless I'm reading this wrong. Politically inclined people only.

Panic over.

>>128884368
>tories in charge of imagining a political engagement not totally mediated by wage labour
what a surprise.

>>128883351
Luxembourg thick as shit. Always thought that.

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The fucking state of American nu/pol/. I hope none of you lads look like this much of a mess.

>>128883986

>hmm perhaps you feel insecure about a picture of a sunday roast, you see my friend I am inside your very mind and you should marshal your words carefully for

just fuck off back there

>>128884535
Good economy desu. When the rest of Europe is doing pretty poorly and we're still good for jobs, it's attractive. Bittersweet I guess.

>>128884619
Cheers m8, Iappreciated.

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Is it possible that the reason the Tories haven't lowered immigration levels is because the EU-not the government-controls Britain's borders?

>>128883376
Same. Commies cannot be allowed any sort of foothold in politics.

>>128884653
i'm not tory

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Bump for Autism.

>>128884517
At least spoil your ballot.

please respond to this question:

>>128884166

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>>128884831
They have lowered immigration levels. Not by much but its a start and a damn sight better than Labour party would ever do. Don't talk shit

>>128884616
> Do you want jobs or not?
no. I want WORK. i don't want millions of people selling their vitality and potential to some fucking SCHLOMO because he can flip it around for 300% profit tax free because all his mates work at the Treasury. If the best solution you have to things is just to get your head down and WASTE YOUR POTENTIAL to make profits for a bunch of swan-eating inbreds then i don't know what to tell you, other than i feel sorry for you.

A nation can be more than the guarantee to give your life to enriching the undeserved.

>>128884938
We need to meme this man into office.

>>128884648
Yeah exactly, a hustings will never be representative, politically-engaged crowds tend to be left-wing.

That's why they struggle to make TV debate audiences representative. QT legitimately do try to, because if you listen to Any Questions (which openly does not try to aim for balanced audiences), the crowds are lefty as fuck even in places like Surrey or Wiltshire.

>>128884765
So if the Conservative years get the most immigrants it proves they make the most attractive country.

>>128883499
As long as it was a Tesco skimmed

>>128884866
then stop talking to me

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Huh, wow

>>128884831
Weok most of the migration comes from outside of the EU, I suspect I had to do with cooperate influence cause thehnlike the low wages and human rights preventing us from deporting people unless we can prove country of origin.

In Australia they just do 'push backs' which is when they are sent to the country they travelled from even if that isn't their homeland.

>>128883876
#FreecumForFreedom

>>128883742

Why are all Irish people so stupid?
IQ is real, you ignorant, lazy shithead. It also makes a huge difference.

For instance, you seem to think that Ireland 'outstrips' England in every way economically. Only a retard would type this.

The UK has over 10 times the GDP (purchasing power parity) than Ireland, and a labor force 2.5x that size.

The unemployment rate in Ireland is also higher.

>>128884527

Based Skinner

>>128884757
Try again pal, your povvo-sperging has rendered your post borderline incomprehensible.
>>128884368
see
>>128884215

>>128885004
What's the point?

By ballot or by bullet Corbyn will have his revolution

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She's back into the fray, guys.

>>128885332
wait so you think someone calling you a shill validates your point?

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>>128885319

You lefty cunts literally want the government to use violence to steal money from other people and then give it to you for doing absolutely nothing and you call other people "immoral", "greedy" and "crooks". You are absolutely sickening vermin and parasites and I want to watch you all get shot.

>>128885140
>human rights preventing us from deporting people unless we can prove country of origin

Not really, we have the same powers as France does in terms of deportation under the EU, it's just that our judges don't use them.

>>128885409
>unironic nihilism
>I get my views from a comic book man
HAHAHAHA YES

>>128884831

It's non-EU migration. Namely, immigration that only the British government has any say in whatsoever.

>>128885033

>still 148,000 more immigrants than was promised
>s...see! The tide of shit is only up to our necks instead of our chins now! Based Mummy!!!!

>>128884455
>>128884511
>>128884619
>>128884754
>>128884938
>>128885009
>>128885096
>>128885297
How did the meme happen?

>>128885428
By bullet it is then. Hopefully the Bombmaker of /pol/ Will come back to this thread and share his guides again.

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>>128884648
God, I hope so anon.

>>128884558
But Andrew Turner isn't running this election, he got kicked out for 'homophobic comments', so this election is more uncertain.

>>128885485
Is this a valid use of a verified twitter account?

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Just imagine for a sec, if you will lads, being one of these r/unitedkingdom labour types that have plagued our once comfy threads as of late.

Imagine that rabid fanatacism cultivated amongst like-minded idealists as worship for a cult of personality borne from optimism wafts around your circles, so distanced from those xenophobes that would dare to believe in a nation-state, on a whispy bed of weed fumes.

Now imagine that niggle, a little seed planted at the back of your mind... 'but what if he doesn't win?'.

'No, that's impossible, we're on the right side of history' your friend clad in a t-shirt with Corbyn's name emblazened in an unabashedly unironic superman script.

You're reassured, for a short while at least. But the niggle won't budge. What if it's like the aftermath of that refurendum that marked the first foray of you and your friends into politics? No, it won't be. We've ridiculed the old enough for stealing our future, they've seen the light and wouldn't want to upset their precious grandkids.

Still... the niggle won't budge, the hours of scorn, the jeers and cheers of 'lefty tears' are still fresh in your mind. No, you say. he will win. He has to.

You hear the news of Abbot's supposed illness and dismiss critics of her ineptitude as uneducated racists, of Corbyn campaigning only in safe seats that he was sure to win and choose to ignore those pointing out these are the actions of a man who knows he's screwed.

But still you have hope, even is if it is the only thing you have and even if the niggle still remains; you have hope. Things will be different this time. People will learn to love, we will all get on, the things that unite us are stronger than those that divide us and this time, your grandparents WILL understand.

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>>128885571

He needed to take Newark and the 2014 era Brit/pol/ boys were on the case with shitty mspaint to hand.

>>128884281
Reminder that Alan Moore backs Corbyn.

>>128885056
no other would do lad

>>128885428
Labour banned bullets

>>128885602
I'm unsure, but I seem to remember that they unverified Milo because others were tweeting using his account, so surely she'll be unverified?

>>128885672
dumb frogposter