Brit/pol/ - Cheeky Farage Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ-lIaHYUzo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ-lIaHYUzo

>All the Yanks talking about our election and knowing fuck all
Might filter their flags for a day or two.

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>Be young, shy Tory intern
>You're lost in thought staring at mummy when all of a sudden she catches your glance - you panic and look away
>After the meeting she tells you there's a huge backlog of forms to fill out and she needs you to stay over at her place to get it done on schedule
>On the drive over she rings her husband and asks him when he'll be back from the city and a smile breaks over her face when he says he's all tied up at the moment

>When you arrive at her house mummy offers you a drink but 'accidentally' trips when handing it to you and your clothes are soaked through
>"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, lets get you out of those clothes. Don't worry dear, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
>You're suddenly hit with a stonking great erection, begin to panic and stutter "N-no I'll be ok, that's quite alright"
>"Don't be silly" mummy says as she kneels down, unzips you and aggressively dekecks you, unleashing your spring-loaded rock hard penis, rattling up and down in full view of the prime minister
>She gives you a concerned look. "Swelling appears critical. This requires urgent treatment."
>She wraps her lips around it and you let out a sigh of pleasure and disbelief as you feel her swallow you whole and lets you make full use of her pharynx without hesitation. You feel all-encompassing ecstasy as you run your fingers through her hair and lose yourself in the perpetual glucking sound that rings out

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nth for Momentum wasting hours of their life on here that they're never going to get back trying to convince people to vote for the SJW, multiculti, open borders party.

Didn't someone predict that Abbott would resign????????

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>4pm they will announce that Diane Abbot has died from a suicide after being found locked in a suitcase

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BROXSHIT BTFO

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>ywn never seize Diane Abbots means of reproduction
why even live

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>>128876949
STRONG AND STABLE! FORWARD TOGETHER! CENSORSHIP IS STRENGTH!!

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SARBENI

>>128877220
didn't 500 other people already point this out????????
fucking stupid cunt

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BASED MUMMY WILL DESTROY THE INTERNET

VOTE FOR MUMMY MAY

GET RID OF THE NAUGHTY WEBSITES

SPANK MY BUM

So what was Corbyn's "major announcement" ?

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>>128877087

THE SPICE MUST FLOW !!!

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>>128876949

How do you tell if you're just really cynical or nihilistic?

>>128877279

She's literally a subhuman ape

>>128877366
Disgusting.

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>>128877282
>corbyn's face

>>128877261
>wild ethnic first name
>cuck's hyphen surname
>roastie
Author seems a bit of a degenerate

>>128877367
Didn't your mum ever teach you manners and not to get upset so easily???????

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>>128877072
Not like people in this country and thread know much more.
>Vote for the mass-immigration loving Tory shits to keep the mass-immigration loving Labour shits out.
Inb4 I'm a momentum shill because I dare think the Tories are also a shitty globalist party that's on board with the bombiphate.

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>>128877373
The internet needs to be censored, tbqh. It's full of terrorists, pedophiles and pirates. Theresa May is going to end this degeneracy once and for all.

>>128877375

he's going to fuck a child live on air and then force John McDonnell to bash its head in with a rock

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>>128877060

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128877261
The article comes down to voters are dumb btw

>>128877366
that is legitimately fucking vile

Guys can you confirm if this is true:
>Abbott keeps fucking up.
>Labour want rid of her.
>Lie about her health so they can perform major cabinet changes a day before a general election and so the Tories can't criticise them for doing so.
>Abbott responds to someone pretending to be Seamus Milne by email and admits she isn't actually sick and being fired, not stepping down.
>Abbott says she is just taking a break and "will be back in the campaign fray soon" one day before the general election.
>Labour have now just been exposed to the public to having lied about someones non-existent severe illness to justify sacking her.
Is this what has happened?
Also who the fuck is Lyn Brown?

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>>128877087
>tfw mummy will never give you a rimjob

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>>128877373

I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

VOTE MAY BECAUSE DAT ASS

T H I C C

>>128877517
Kill yourself.

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>>>128876853
>>>128876863
that article doesn't mean anything. Brexit could lead to an increase of hate crimes. Maybe it will maybe it won't, but multiculti over wages was always Blair and Mandelson's baby, not Corbyn's

you have to look past the media shitflinging and listen to what is being proposed and think about what the consequences are. Corbyn wants to protect wages, may wants to keep them low. Ask yourself if importing 400k eritreans and somalis every year helps keep wages low or not.

The UK is leaving free movement. after that it comes down to domestic politics when it comes to what will be influencing their decisions on immigration. Once the EU is gone, it's the wage debate that controls immigration.
You need to learn to look ahead a bit. We are in the mess we are in now because people like you aren't willing to put the effort in to see what's in front of them. that's how (((blair))) got in in the first place.

>>128877220
Yeh. Happened the day before yesterday I think. Predicted exactly how it would go down.

>>128877517
I could do that

>Only reply if your cock is bigger than mine, I'm five inches.
Fuck

>>128877366
did satan shit that out?

>>128877391
If you're a nihilist, you see no hope for the future, nor any reason to WANT to hope for the future. You believe that even if you did see change it wouldn't be worthwhile for any reason, even entertainment.

If you're just highly cynical, then you at least acknowledge that things can get better or worse from this position, and could find enjoyment or fulfilment somewhere in one or either of those possibilities.

>>128877517
im from kent, but fucking off youself

>>128877517
8 inches white guy from Kent here

>>128877261
The article literally says the election can only be democratic if labour wins lol

>>128877645
This has to be the absolute worst shill I've ever seen

"How do you do, fellow nazis?"

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>>128877645

>there are people ITT that will unironically vote for Labour
>there are people ITT that actually think Labour is our best bet

horrifying.

Why was Dan fucking running for PM.

Lads is supporting Corbyn the ultimate in virtue signalling?

He's so far away from winning that his supporters can literally claim anything without fear of being exposed.

"He'll give us free ice creams guys!!"
*Tory landslide*
"W-well if you voted for Corbyn we'd all have free ice cream now!!"

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>>128877517
>pierced nipples

>>128877517
Get the fuck out of my county you labour scum

>>128877517
Disgust but also interest

>>128877517

Dartford here

>>128877517
I'll do it you big fucking homo lel

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>>128877220
yeah I did. i'm also the """Shill""" that's getting all the low-IQ stem majors who can't work out why no one invites them to parties ITT absolutely assblasted (pic related).

>>128877777

>>128877220

Aye lad

>>128877366
That looks fucking disgusting seriusly

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>>128877517

I haven't got the interplanetary cock to reach her from here in Oz.

Anyone got this in the thread?

>>128877645
>despite the Labour manifesto pledging no slimming on immigration figures and members of Labour being pro-mass migration for their own career, immigration will actually come down under Labour
Poor shilling, please off yourself.

>>128876949

Ooof a cheeky Farage Edition, that deserves a certificate right away.

WILLY™
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ᵂᶦˡˡʸ™ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏ ᵒᶠ ᴮʳᶦᵗ/ᵖᵒˡ/ ᵃˡˡ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ʳᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ

I made that OP pic btw when I was still learning photoshop kek

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>>128877517
Only if I get to fuck your ass too

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Look what I just found

>>128877517

I will only have sex with her if she wears a Diane Abbott mask and pretends to be Diane Abbott. Otherwise no deal, sir.

>>128877762
>is supporting Corbyn the ultimate in virtue signalling?
No, supporting the Greens is. At least Labour will have more than one MP.

>>128877645
Christ almighty.
Labour is ideaologically wedded to immigration and multiculti. The manifesto doesn't say anything about cutting it.

>>128877930
Hope that old Commie cunt loses his seat.

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>>128877882
good lad. Farage memes are always appreciated here

>>128877220
I did too, the only difference I expected that it would happen if after the fact Labour do actually win and get to form a government. She would NEVER have been home secretary.

>>128877735
Got an email I can contact you through?

Also, you are down with the whole dominating both of us thing, yeah?

>>128877872
show me the pledge. just google it quickly and screenshot it. there's a good lad.

>>128876949
Give me one (1) good reason not to hang myself

>>128877694
>>128877220
Not really, he said it would get rid of all points of the Tories attack, labour were "literally perfect", the only thing that would lose them voted was Abbott and said she'd be replaced with Dan Jarvis aswell. But yes he did say she'd be fired and she would step down due to "health reasons". He also said the health reasons would be a brain tumor and to "cap this". I did not cap that.

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Think of that money pouring into BAE

The UK Arms industry are gonna have a bumper Christmas.

Theresa May can claim to have increased the exports sales.

(and imports, if you include the UK trained Libyan 'moderates')

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>>128877517

>>128877930
Dave Batista looks like shit now

>>128877839
>outposting for fucking quints
stop being so new

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>>128878011

>>128876949
my grandpa says may wants to be tatcher but she cant because shes to soft
my grandpa was a bus mechanic and voted his hall life for for the Israeli Labor party

>>128877831

>he hates the prime white middle class english male

lad, you need to be strapped to a cannon

>>128877985
>>128877930
Skinner is unironically one of the most based MPs
voted against whipping on the Snoopers Charter

>>128877985
Go fuck yourself. Dennis Skinner is a SOLID LAD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIUa47x_Oc

>>128877204
>he actually thinks people would earnestly devote time to trolling a bunch of politically illiterate adolescent spastics
"""""lad"""""

>muh corbyn will turn britain into venezuela n shieeeet

No one actually thinks this do they?
He's raising taxes back to 2010 levels which is still lower than literally all major European countries

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I can't be the only one who believes that the voting age in most countries should be raised to 25 or higher, right?

Children are just fucking retarded.

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>60,000 British are leaving every year
>Not a single relevant party (including UKIP) promises less than 340,000 immigrants to come in and remove the scraps of our culture
>people are literally being killed in the street by followers of a foreign culture
>Votetards are arguing over a 9% difference in tax rates

It really is all a joke.

>>128877517

I'm not keen on nipple piercings 2bh, you cant give em a good nibble without worrying about chipping a tooth

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>>128877995
Rare Nige posting time?

>>128877615
>>128877702
>>128877735
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>>128877787
>>128877813
>>128877909
>>128877517
>>128877931
>>128878028
none of you niggers heard of reverse search?

>>128878003
I know you've read the manifesto seeing as you're a Labour shill. You know well that it includes no numbers on immigration and in fact sets out how it will increase numbers by opening up more routes for families to come to the UK.

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>>128877087

>>128878090
>>128878109
/leftypol/ reveals itself. Fuck off. That old treasonous cunt belongs in the tower of London.

>>128878011
corbynite tears tomorrow night

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>>128878026
Iran is threatening the based Saudis? Nuke 'em!

>>128878011

Cutting your wrists is more fun

>>128878109
>Dennis Skinner is a SOLID LAD

he's a geriatric communist who can't control himself

he's probably pissed himself numerous times in the chamber

he's a fucking embarrassment, a disgrace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeuH7FG9mSA&feature=youtu.be

This is literally messainic

>>128878162
why are Tories such cucks for corporatism

>>128878002
[email protected]

I am happy to dominate you both but we'll need to talk more about what that looks like. If you want tied up/fucking/sissifying/whatever

>>128877580
>Is this what has happened?
Yes.

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>lib dem bus has comfy tan leather seats and iphone docks
Truly the voice of the people.

>>128878143
that's a big fish

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MFW /pol causes May's election victory purely through mummy shops rather anything to do with her policies

MFW mummy sends me a thankyou letter for getting her elected.

Based Iain Dale.

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Jeremy Vine is warming up for tomorrow, already killing it

>>128878149
Yes, that's why I posted something bent, you idiot

>>128878211
Why do Commies hate England?

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>>128877972
that's blairite labour which was modeled on the thatcherite plan of transferring wealth from the worker to the owner by depressing wages and lowering taxes for the rich. this isn't complicated, Corbyn is anti-EU, anti-mass immigration because it harms wages. i don't care that you will pretend to not understand what i'm saying because other people will and that's what matters.

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>>128878143
Go on then

>>128877931
>I will only have sex with her if she wears a Diane Abbott mask and pretends to be Diane Abbott. Otherwise no deal, sir.


lel

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>>128878143

>>128878109

He's a bit of a national treasure desu

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>>128878266

4 U

>>128878319
you're dodging my question

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>>128878083
Seriously, what is her FUCKING PROBLEM. She changes her views on everything. As someone who has followed her career since Home Secretary, the only thing she is ever consistent on is her almost sociopathic hatred of civil liberties.

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>May and the Tories will destroy the internet

Wait a second, why is this a bad thing?

>No more Buzzfeed
>No more dabbing
>No more fidget spinners
>No more shitty normie memes
>No more YAAAS QUEEEEN
>No more emojis
>No more tiresome SJW drama
>No more e-celebrities
>No more leddit
>No more furries
>No more porn addictions
>No more video games
>No more Corbyn shills
>No more being trapped here forever in an endless cycle of shitposting and depression

Take the Luddpill.

>>128878122

>other communist countries do it, so that makes it fine

Sorry cunt. No, it doesn't. If you're not a low-tax masterrace you literally don't deserve to exist.

>>128878413
Answer mine. Your precious Dennis Skinner is a traitor.

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>>128878257
the onboard fridge

>>128878222

>ywn have a girl clean her bf's shit off your dick

>>128878143

gotta be late 80's very early 90's that

>>128878162
Skinner is based. You're an absolute mong if you can't see that

>>128878210
Mixed race kids, black person with a job in the first 10 seconds

muting corbyn's speech so you cant hear the drivel he spouts

>>128878465
Fuck you, I asked first

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>>128878309
What new graphs will he have to show us?

>>128878354

I always liked this nige

>>128878515
Nothing based about being an old Marxist dolt who hates England and English people.

>>128878515
Labour shill. Off yourself.

>>128878356

I think I recognise your flag, anon friend. do you recognise me?

>>128878418
And yet despite that, terrorist attacks just keep happening under her watch. Safety or liberty, and we can't have either.

>>128878353
>implying Labour isn't still made up of 80% blairites
>implying the hard left doesn't love mass immigration from the third world
Mate, you're a fucking retard. The party hasn't changed when it's mostly still the same people.

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>>128878288
checked for amazing image
also heil hitler

>>128878109

one of the many reasons that he is a fucking dickhead. he acts like a fucking primary school child in parliament.

Got a haircut earlier, the hairdresser was saying that they should not let these mudslimes in knowing they went to these countries. The working class have definitely had enough

>>128878430
>No more Buzzfeed
>No more dabbing
>No more fidget spinners
>No more shitty normie memes
>No more YAAAS QUEEEEN
>No more emojis
>No more tiresome SJW drama
>No more e-celebrities
>No more leddit
This is literally all that would remain.
Jesus fucking christ how clueless are you.

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>>128878479
>red milkcap
Arrest him. This this a whole milk only zone.

>>128878430
>i want a conservative party that's actually conservative and values tradition
>okay we'll get rid of the most degeneracy enabling invention in human history
>n-not like that though h-haha

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>>128878222
>[email protected]

[email protected]

>>128878319
Because Marx predicted that England would be the first country to have a proper marxist revolution

>>128878565
>hates England and English people.
proof?

>>128878087
>prime
pure projection. just because everyone you interact with is a 50 year old man that was "in the forces lad" (as a fucking navy cook) with Roseca from drinking 10 pints of ruddles at the local spoons every day - doesn't mean that's the general national experience. get out of your (((echo chamber))))

and since I have you here
>there is a middle class
good joke. there are people that work for their money and the owner class who inherit mass amounts of capital and influence our society for the worse. don't fall for kike tricks about which group you are in, or who you should support.

>>128878418
>>128878609
>Samefagging with IDs

>>128877930

Why couldn't we have had Skinner running for PM?
He would get my vote for sure

>>128878479

Someones being serviced by Pat Mustard

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Awkward family meals ahoy

>>128878560
the graph where he shows us how much of a faggot you are

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>>128878490

>>128878430
There will literally be more of all those things because they're safe.

What there won't be is

>Liveleak
>Porn
>Forums discussing politics, or wars, or history
>Chans
>Darkweb

Fuck off

>>128878649
>the hairdresser
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>128878710
I wasn't samefagging, I just wanted to amend my previous message.

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Your county will never be this comfy.

>>128878728
a flat line at 0?

>>128878678
His record.

>>128878725
Family betrayal just makes me sad

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Y-vBCJ8e0

Abbott absolutely BTFO by Chad

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>>128878364
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>>128878288

Why did he ditch the 'stache lads? He looked like a proper don with it.

>>128878725
Major motion picture when?

>>128877517
I am post code?

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>>128878418
Top kek this momentum twat is such a newfag he doesn't realize we can keep track of his posts.

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>>128878700
>>>/leftypol/

>>128878174
iran promises revenge

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what?

>>128878634
>>128878193
>>128878162
>>128878570
I think you'll find the like-ratio says otherwise. Even if you are a partisian shill, you expose yourself as dreadfully out of touch if you can't see someone from the opposing aisle is still being based.

>>128878829
The endless Hitler/Enoch comparisons.

>>128878222
Basically she likes an Alpha Male type to physically dominate her and for her to submit to him. She likes some minor bondage too, mainly handcuffs.

We're playing with chastity lately, and we want to try out having a stud take her while I lie underneath and lick her clit at the same time. Along with you and her generally insulting and mocking me.

Another thing we'd like to try is some minor forced bi, where she'll "make me" blow you to get you hard for her. Also she wants to try me eating a creampie from someone else (though we obviously don't plan on letting anyone go bareback with her until they've tested themselves)

If you're still interested I'll pass your email to her tonight.

>>128878785
that's in our country though

What was Labour's 4PM announcement?

>>128878771

I would unironically fuck a bloke in front of his girl then finish off inside her.

>nohomo

>>128878776
>No more nonces
>No more porn
>No more Islamist recruitment sites
Making this a hard sell lad.

>>128878814
She looked a bit pleased. She hasn't been laid since Corbyn's cock rotted off.

>>128878700

i'm lolling so hard at you commies

you're really trying your hardest

>>128877760
srsly wtf was she thinking

>>128878565
Dennis Skinner has been helping the people of this country since before your whore mother let that homeless nigger bareback her behind yates for a drag on his B&HSK. you are a retarded disgrace, and I genuinely hope something awful happens to you.

Mummy

>>128878807
what suggests he hates english people in his record

>>128878798
nope, through the roof

Remember to REJECT Jewkip and the Conservatives.

Proud white men vote Labour. Corbyn will get the yids out.

>>128878859
I literally just said I wasn't samefagging, just amending my previous message. I have VPNs, so if I wanted to samefag, I know how to do that. Stop thinking you're being clever m8.

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>>128878916
County not country lad.

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just had to get mummy to unblock 4chan

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>>128877517
Gas yourself

>>128878965
I want reddit to leave

>>128878859
Hi that guy's an idiot, but i'm the fella you're all so flustered with. And if you think i'm in here on just 1 ID you are really naive.

>>128878917
Make Britain 40% Pakistani origin by 2022

>>128878915
sounds good

>>128878901

>being based

He needs to be literally fucking executed.

>>128878890
BRAAP NG3 7 MATE oi oi

he's from fiskerton though

>>128878711

Maybe he'd be a good /areguy/ for the Brexit negotiations.

>>128878210
Why are labour always so keen on massively overrpresenting the 'groids in every one of their propoganda pieces?

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>>128878090
>>128878109
He views are complete scum

>>128878915

This sounds like a Labour Party conference meeting.

>>128878859
Incidentally, given the absolute state of what Theresa May is going to do to the internet, I don't think anyone can live without one now.

>>128878829

He did look good with it 2bh, maybe it interfered with his pints and kept getting beer foam in it or something

>>128879033
Disavow Corbyn, the Soviet Union, and Marxism/Communism right now. If not you are a confirmed shill

>New job at in training
>Everyone voting UKIP or tory
>That one weird who is voting labour was btfo today
>slacked off and is probably getting fired

Life is good lads

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>>128878026

This is genuinely massive news.

Shit could hit the fan quite easily here.

>unironically liking any Labour MP

>>128878430
All that would happen is that websites deemed right wing and extremist i.e 4chan will be blocked by ISP's.

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Is there any other man on the planet who can wear mustard colored trousers and not look like a complete knob?

>>128878901
I don't think you understand what he stands for. Saying he is based is like saying Trotsky or Chavez were based. That is what he stands for, not empty rhetoric you are buying into.

>>128878965
When he loses his seat tomorrow night will you cry?

>>128879000
His pro-Islamism, pro-IRA, pro-immigration record.

>>128879000
He's always going on about (((helping people)))
no one cares that much without major psychological derangement

I'm dead serious - over-caring is a serious (((red))) flag

>>128878915
get help. this isn't a path you want to go down.

>>128878211
>why are Tories such cucks for corporatism

at least they know what corporatism is, unlike leftists

Another terrorist attack in London. Met refuses to call it terrorism but won't explain why.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40189916

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>>128877531
>terrorists
Don't need the internet to talk to each other at their mosques
>paedophiles
>Internet regulation will stop child rape in real life
Good one
>Pirates
Englishmen should give up their freedoms to stop someone from watching the new Pirates of the Caribbean film on a streaming site.
FUCK OFF AUTHORITARIAN SHILL.

>>128879217
Your insane shill partisanship is showing again. No one fucking cares about that. People were just happy for him to tell that greasy slimeball Cameron to fuck off.

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>>128878090

>based

No.

>>128879162
What kinda job lad?

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>>128879136

>>128879130
your priorities are fucked mate

>>128878955
nice argument. Brit/pol/ thinks what I tell it to think. the three remaining tory supporters here all (you)ing each other to chuckle and backslap over whatever tired jokes you are making isn't going to change that.
Just keep doing your bit and this will be over soon.

Mosley would vote for Corbyn

>>128879258
Because she was attacked by 3 bin bags.

>>128879341
>Commies are good if they call David Cameron dodgy
Sorry lad, but my standard for who is good is a lot higher than that.

>>128879258
Just because they shout Allah while they kill you doesn't mean it has anything to do with Islam.

>>128879162
Where in the fuck do you work? A Tory office in Kent or some such?

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long-term condition

a very sudden condition, that didn't impede her until the sky-news interview.

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>>128878143

I love Nige lads but is anyone going to call him out on the "special relationship" malarky?

>>128879258

this is how it'll be from now on. A couple of big setpieces now and then with constant stabbings and shit that don't even make the news anymore

Why aren't you voting for UKIP lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69LSHlpilLA

>>128878965

shitting himself and shouting our lame jokes during our most respected ceremonies is not helping anybody, it's being a total tosser

dennis skinner should be strapped to a gurney and pushed off a cliff

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TONIGHT

IT

HAPPENS

PREPARE YOUR HAPPENING BUNKERS

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>>128879206
That get up is prett much as A E S T H E T I C as it gets, from those dapper brogues all the way up to the Bayeux tie.

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>>128879392
>Brit/pol/ thinks what I tell it to think

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Listen up shills here's what happens if Corbyn wins.

1) Corbyn gets what he want causing businesses to leave, capital flight on a scale never before seen. We ALL live on the profits of business, the people would vote more right wing than ever before, in order to return to how things were.

2) Corbyn is kept on a tight leash by the 170 mps who oppose him and you get nothing but a shitty version of the tories who flood the country with immigrants and turn working people more right wing.

He won't win, but if he does, we win.

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M-m-mummy, r-right g-guys?

>>128879406
Mosley would run and vote for himself you dolt

>>128879392
>Brit/pol/ thinks what I tell it to think.
>I...I...make the m...money man...I dddd...deal the cards

Man I wish I had some drink to see me through tomorrow night/Friday morning.

>>128879058
i was here before you and I'll be here after you. Churnposters that arrive for a happening, stay 8 or 9 months, and then move on are the resources in a competitive structure you can't perceive because you are too stupid and new. this will never end by the way, people are starting to post in my voice. they will always be here. this will always be hell for you. there will be nowhere online or offline for mediocrities like you to hide. enjoy your last few days at the top Tarquin

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>>128879426
m8, you're fucking pathetic.

>>128879230
>Jews a greedy money grabbing bankers
>But jews are also hippy lovey communists
why can /pol/ never make up its mind

>>128879611
Go and buy some then you cretin

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S P I C E

labour unironic shills out here, tears will be sweet tomorrow

Lads hear me out but I am tad worried about a shy Labour effect this time around
I personally know loads of people who intend to vote for Corbyn as they like his policies but are not public about it as they dont want to be labelled as terrorist sympathizers

Im beginning to feel that YouGov will get it right all along

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>>128879406
>Mosley would vote for a party that wanted to kill off white Britons
Poor shilling, please kill yourself.

>>128879631
Says you with your non-existent standard.

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>>128879628

>>128878109
we're friends to those who fight the globalist shills and support their native working men, Dennis Skinner is LITERALLY /ourguy/

>>128879649
How's that neurodevelopmental disorder treating you, you fucking toilet?

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>>128878829

He looked great with it.

>>128878931
>I want the internet to be a crushing, nihilistic predator capitalist shithole, like literally every other form of media
>more e-celebs, more youtube stars, more YASSSS QUEEN, more viral marketing campaigns, more #prayforwherever, more lefty students organising, more ridiculous social media drama to distract people
>no anonymous media, no HD war videos, no ungoverned spaces, no extreme politics (yes, that includes right-wingers), no discussing any kind of politics or history outside the political consensus

Literally made your own bed. Enjoy getting arrested for posting "remove kebab" after a terrorist attack you spastic.

I'm not saying vote Labour, but voting Tory is literally the stupidest thing.

>>128879628
This just screams newfag

>>128879686
>shy Labour effect
Literally has not happened ever

>>128879162
Probs best if u kept that to yourself then mate. I would of fired you on the spot for that.
>if I was your boss.

>>128879524
>M-m-mummy, r-right g-guys?

Stop it, I can only get so erect.

>>128879686
>Only other post is pro-Skinner
I see you Commie shill.

>>128877517
12 inch BBC here .I'm coming for you White Boi

uncomfy today lads, why are you all acting like fuckwits?

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>>128879611

You can get 12 cans of McEwans from Tesco for 11 quid, lad. Stuff is great.

>>128879392

tomorrow night is gonna be really hard for you

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>>128879392
Mate can you send me a twitter handle or a reddit account name or something so I can see your reaction when you lose? Failing that come on britpol tomorrow? Please?

>there are still white people who will vote labour
What exactly is it about the taste of nigger dicks that is so irresistible to them?

>>128879747
Where the fuck did that come from you ruinous little worm, just go and buy a bottle of vodka or something it's not hard

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>>128879628
you're trying way too hard mate

>>128879524
anyone who unironically likes to browse places like this and actually considers voting her authoritarian vampiric party in again is literally thicker than pig shit

>>128879874
Commie shills are ruining the thread.

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Recycle when ready:

>>128876974
>>128876974
>>128876974
>>128876974
>>128876974

>>128879889
tesco deal on atm, 2 crates of 12 for £15

>>128879874
because the future of the country is more important than your comfort you pathetic excuse for a man. if you want to be "comfy" fuck off somewhere else until Friday.

>>128879983
Gee, I wonder if this guy is a Momentum shill.

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>>128879785

Hear, hear.

>>128878907

>Giving a fuck about what self-hating ethomasochistic loonie lefties think

Really want to go out and get pissed or just do SOMETHING before I go back home from uni but have no friends and nothing is going on.

Might just go to pub and get shitfaced on my own

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>>128879844
>12 inch BBC here .I'm coming for you White Boi

When did you have the black cock transplant, white boi?

>Nursery manager Karrien Stevens said the woman told her she was slashed by three Asian women dressed in black.
>Counter-terrorism police have been informed but are not treating it as a terrorist incident.
>Asian
>Dressed in black
>Not a terrorist incident
are you bongs serious?

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>>128879686
Things like that could happen when you treat the electorate like a bunch of fucking mugs who you expect to just click their heels and fall in line.

People don't like being treated like cretins as the Conservative and MSM propaganda have been doing recently.

>>128879522
>He won't win, but if he does, we win.

It's sort of like how we needed Obama's "hope and change" as a setup for Trump's amazing win.

>>128879439
Although it just wouldn't be the same if they shouted 'god' instead of 'allah'.

>>128879811
This. Nobody is afraid to blame all their problems on bankers and capitalism.

>>128879258
They cant have a '4th' attack so close to an election.

People would start to believe the government and security forces are starting to loose control.

Don't forget it was until very recently they blamed it on Mental Illness.

>>128880059
I'm not saying vote for Labour, they're just as controlling

>>128879899
I'll be here tomorrow night, just in a non-professional capacity because for all its faults, /pol/ is the funniest place on the internet. Post your hedgehog after the results look solid and i'll drop you a reply so we can chat further.

>>128880019

pull your knickers up

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>>128879798

Naughty boys like you don't deserve to have your internet.

I hope Mummy May shuts it off first thing when she wins tomorrow.

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>>128880071
Now their fucking women are coming out and giving it to us.

They're getting confident. Cocky, even. Christ alive.

>>128879628
>Tarquin
I guarantee you're middle class. I guarantee the person you're speaking to is working class.

>>128880071
Probably because there was only one victim.

>>128880083

This
Honestly I was on the fence at the start of this election and was prepared to vote Torys if they convinced me to.
Instead they have produced dogshit policies and just resorted to full on Project Fear when things started looking bad.

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>>128879258
http://www.ilfordrecorder.co.uk/news/http-www-ilfordrecorder-co-uk-news-nursery-worker-stabbed-in-wanstead-by-three-women-who-chanted-allah-allah-1-5051994-1-5051994


"ALLAH ALLAH" -- Not related?

>>128879798
Unfortunately, /pol/ are as adept at "fingers in ears and la-la-la-ing" as your average SJW waste, and any dissent is immediately dismissed as "shilling". They'll see, but of course, it will be too late.

>>128880071

>Asians dressed in black

Just a standard ninja assault. Nothing to see here.

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>>128879945
>babbys first derisionpost
y i k e s. do you think anyone who gets into an autistic embarrassment fit and runs home to mummy when someone implies they're a try-hard would do this? have you ever tried hard at anything in your life. Be honest - have you ever won anything. A competitive prize of some sort?

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>>128880172
I look forward too it

Any opinions on Big Phil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoHN3Xyx_EE

>>128880115
You only think that because you're a privileged white male. Read the Quran, it says to kill one is to kill all humankind. Islam is a religion of peace. We are all human.

>>128880115
or "Geronimo"

>>128878085
Your grandpa is 100% fucking right son

Thatcher was a gift from god and we will never have anyone remotely like her again.

>>128880395
>lefty talking of competative prizes when lefties tried to ban winning and losing from schools

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>"Mummy May" posters going into full damage in the final stages of the campaign control by trying to force a shit meme

Just imagine these desperate people, trying to shill on 4chan to scrap a few votes from the bottom of the barrel

>>128880568
The mummy stuff has been about since before the election

>>128880332
Yeah, it's pretty obvious that going negative is going to be a bad idea, simply focusing on the negatives of your opponent is always to backfire, and it's usually a sign that the incumbent has literally nothing to offer. The Brexit Project Fear shit didn't work for the same reason, but this Conservative campaign is full-on Project Fear 2.0

>>128880568
Calling her mummy has been around since she got elected

>>128879642
you goof - shalom sandniggers, or "jews" as you call them, use the (((caring))) and by caring I mean the defective who don't want to admit they're super fucked up and look for people they deem more fucked up than themselves (i.e. fat dykes who wanna help niggers, etc) to push the postmodernist agenda.

>>128878127
I would support that. I'm 29 I hate my generation (1980-2000) and all those since.

>>128878127

The "Something for Nothing" Generation.

Or just completely stupid.

>>128878785
Are there any castles in Australia/New Zealand?

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>Tfw bet all my money on Corbyn
>If he wins my money will be worthless
How long do I have to get out of the country if he wins before my money is toilet paper?

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>>128878127

>when the brainwashing kicks in hard

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>>128880568
I'm sexually obsessed with the PM and not a shill. My posting doesn't affect how people vote at all.

>>128880722
This is flawed insofar as voting age would have to keep being increased over a period of years.

>>128880881
funny since previous generations were brought into a society with a significantly better starting point

Anyone else see this?
>>128796618
Americans shitposting Cheshire Police

>>128880558
>projecting from general achievement to 'school prizes'
you know there is a real adult world after you get out of uni right? the reason your mind goes straight to school achievements is because that's when you peaked and all you'll ever managed.
i wish tory-boys would take a look in the fucking mirror once in a while

>>128878479
WRETCHED

policy idea: your vote counts double if you're paying income tax

>>128880881
>something for nothing generation
that would be the generations that bought all the housing when it was 8 times cheaper compared to income, voted to keep wages low, destroyed society with their (((i'm alright jack))) policy, went to uni for free, etc. etc. and then pulled up the ladder like a bunch of kikes. Luckily they have their thickheaded, unfuckable BMW children to defend their decisions as Alzheimer's sets in