How do I stop being the office loser ugly loner beta faggot?

>>128875629
Here's a piece of advice, stop being a fucking beta

get some self esteem

>>128875737

I like the UK but it is horrific how not being an uber normie is like a social death sentence. I'm sure I would fit in better in the USA

I'm not even meming when I say this:

1. Clean Your Room
2. Slay Your Dragons
3. Rescue Your Father

Do these things and you will be successful in life. I can guarantee it.

>>128875917
You wouldn't. Normies aren't a phenomenon specific to the UK, believe it or not. You just have to know how to communicate to normies to satisfy your social needs.

A couple of times someone I thought was a complete normie turns out not to be one. You gotta start conversations to find that out about people though, so, again >>128875723

I forgot to say that "just talking to someone" isn't socially acceptable in the UK. You have to do everything through social circles.

>>128875723
he can't. almost no one can.
>>128875629
put some value into yourself. make yourself worth more or at least equal to people surrounding you. stop masturbating and drop other shit habits. take care of your appearance. stop feeling like you have to fit in and fucking stop lying to yourself that you don't have any time for small shit and got some shit to do all the time. just hang around casually and don't be a jerk. done.

>>128875629
Is there a rule on /pol/ that several of these disenfranchising threads be posted per hour?
Do you think we don't know who posts them and why?
Or, maybe you're Woody Allen? He fits your description. And his cousins and half cousins, etc
You sure you're not Woody Allen?
George Costanza?

>>128875629
Small talk is for shallow people.Put 1+1 together and voilá you are surrounded by shallow people depending on small talk.

http://www.returnofkings.com/32541/where-beta-males-are-polished-to-perfection

Oh damn, after a bit of googling I found an article that described my office. Except i am tormented by the sight of attractive women who think I'm a beta creep