Brit/pol/ - A New Terror Attack edition

Queen

>>128871952
I agree.

This is the Correct thread.

this one was posted first

>>128871715
>>128871715
>>128871715

recycle this one later

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What are you lads drinking on Election night?

The police are refusing to treat it as a terrorist attack by the way, despite them shouting about it being related to allah

Sargon of Mossad says to vote for the Tories even though he doesn't want them to ban the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oow_sYB7O2g

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PERIOD
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Will you stop thread splitting you mugs

>>128872329
Gin. Probably Gordon's even though I have much better stuff.

>>128872444

always the tripfags

>>128872336
Is anyone else sort of just really bored of all the terrorism?
It doesn't even bring a tear to my eye anymore, which is sad.
Though I must admit I did get a bit choked up when I read about all those brave fuckers in London who held back the knifemen.

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FRESH ADAM

https://youtu.be/Z6ecKcrRStI

He really is a lolcow at this point. Desperately trying to replace his fixation with Jahans with anyone of prominence.

>>128872565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E

>>128872551
>Unironically preferring a meme "mummy" thread to one with correctly updated links and a non-cringy title

Go back to /ptg/.

Can we expect at least one major terror attack on election day?

>>128872336
Same old same old met response. Just like the London terrorists. We watch but do Fuck all.

>>128872763

actually, I'm just not autistic and don't really care that much about the links and title.

The thread posted one is the one used

>>128872847
I would bet on there being one, it would make sense for them to do it then really more than any other day, what with it being on the actual election day and during Ramadam.

>>128872847
nope

>>128872405
>sargon of mossad

>not sargoy of mossad

one job

>>128872329

Guinness early on, bourbon later

>>128872405
whats wrong with sargon? I watch most of his vids

>>128872405
He's a joke - the guy has no coherent positions anymore, not that I'm sure he ever did. He toes whatever line is best for 'the memes' and most popular with his audience from T_D (Think 'le free state of kekisten lelele').

KEK

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>128873157
>What's wrong with Sargon
Other than being a pretentious psuedo?

>>128873322
>aissie cunts in charge of understanding political satire

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SAY NO TO ABBO

>>128873521
>dailystormer

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>>128873747

>Abbo

>>128873669
Mate, I understand it's supposed to be satire, that doesn't mean it isn't retarded cringe. The guy is totally inconsistent pseudo intellectual, why would you defend him?

>>128873747
>the day the queen found a four foot black man hiding in her wardrobe

Why are the muslims going so mental lately ? Is it because of Ramadan ?

>>128873929
Apparently it's down to travel bans forcing most of them to travel by foot, so they're up in arms.

>>128873929

Nah, they've literally been getting away with murder.

Why wouldn't they go ballistic?

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>>128873747
>the day the queen found a 4 foot black men hiding in her wardrobe

Guys can you confirm if this is true:
>Abbott keeps fucking up.
>Labour want rid of her.
>Lie about her health so they can perform major cabinet changes a day before a general election and so the Tories can't criticise them for doing so.
>Abbott responds to someone pretending to be Seamus Milne by email and admits she isn't actually sick and being fired, not stepping down.
>Abbott says she isn't stepping down anymore and is just taking a break and "will be back in the campaign fray soon" one day before the general election.
>Labour have now just been exposed to the public to having lied about someones non-existent severe illness to justify sacking her and she is still in the position they wanted her out of in the first place.
Is this what has happened?

>>128873157

>Introduced Kek and Kekistain to normies
>Does not care about his race and nation
>Is a mongrel
>Thinks he is above everyone politically and mentally

>bought myself a drip filter coffee machine
>has a timer that lets you set a time to begin brewing
>set it 10 minutes before my alarm so I can get up and grab a spectacular cup of coffee straight out of bed.

Pretty comfy, nothing better than waking up to the smell of fresh coffee.

>>128872336
Why the namefaggotry?

Reminder to all voters - take a black biro unless you want to use a pencil

>>128874380

Noice. Enjoy lad.

>>128873322
He's a "classical liberal" and "leftist" that criticises the left so they will become an idealised version of what he wants the left to be or some shite

He constantly shits on Corbyn, communism/socialism and muh Venezuela so I don't know how he's a leftist

>>128874465
Last time people said to do this at the EU referendum I went and they were all pens, no pencils.

Would Brit/pol/ lay down their lives for the Queen?

>>128872329
Cuck tears.

>>128874589
Why lay down on the job when you can stand tall and firm?

>>128874484

Thanks mate, have a nice day.

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Anyone else remember feeling a little sad 2 years ago when Miliband resigned, thinking 'there's no way Labour will ever come up with a worse leader than that...'

How little I fucking knew, lads.

Will election results be confirmed by 7am?

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>>128874380
Ahh... western civilization

Why do we bother to try save it?

>>128874589

Sure why not.

I'm not dying for some shitty Parliament that's for sure.

>>128871869
>Not a terrorist incident

God damn British porkers are about as bright as a dead bulb. Are they hiring retards from special homes to patrol the streets or are they covering up crimes like fucking faggots at Rotterdam.

Fuck the U.K. Police force for allowing this shit to occur. You created cops but I'm pretty sure we do a far better job than you.

>b-but my gun stats
Fuck all it did for you in the last FIVE Islamic terrorist attacks

>>128874871

Depends what you mean by 'confirmed'. Final results not likely until about 3pm due to some seats not counting until the morning.

But we should have a very good idea of what the result will be by about 2 am, earlier if it's a tory landslide.

>>128874908
please dont post reddit-tier memes here

>>128874989
This is a good time to mention I give every yank post like this a very fat accent

>>128874843

Well Labour made the mistake of letting members pick a leader.

And of course they picked a fucking Communist.

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>>128874908
It's already dead lad, I just try to enjoy the small things when I can.

>>128874843
people actually read this shite... like they actually give money to these newspapers on a daily basis.

>>128874989

An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

>>128875101
Include my pickup and my non Muslim city that has cops who actually do their fucking job. I'm glad they're publicly vilified in America.

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>>128875061
Ok


better?

>>128871869
Haven't been here much in months. Who's /pol/ backing tomorrow?

>>128875308

Spoil your ballot.

>other brit/pol/ thread reaching bump limit
>all the dumbcunts will soon flood this thus far /comfy/ thread

Well it was good while it lasted.

>>128875261
>has cops who actually do their fucking job
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-police-fresno-idUSKCN0ZU0IH

>>128875308
D O N T _ V O T E

OR IF YOU INSIST

S P O I L _ Y O U R _ B A L L O T

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>>128874843

>>128875370
Go to your own thread if you want /comfy/, this is election season.

>>128875144
Indeed. I got up at 5 am today and it was beautiful. Had a walk outside and must of been out there for hours

I am wanking off to Diane Abbott as I type this.

>Meanwhile, statistics show a rise in incidents of hate crime and Islamophobia in the aftermath of the attacks.
>Provisional data shows the number of racist incidents recorded on Tuesday was 54, compared with a daily average of 38 in 2017, City Hall said.
>The figures also showed 20 incidents of Islamophobia on Tuesday, compared with a daily average of 3.5 in 2017 - the highest daily level of such incidents so far this year.
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that sucks

>>128874545
oh right , it was pencils when I voted and apparently where my friends family is from which is right across the country it was as well . i'd suggest taking one anyway just in case , ink remover would take too long to dry for the ballot to be rigged

>>tips tinfoil fedora

>tfw turn up for work and barely do anything to the point where you're fucked

Just can't concentrate lads

>>128875416
>>128875261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTEjW3qxuY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSPhC916GQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiuAf2F-BPo

>>128874380
Thnx for inventing fairy bread i enjoy making it for fun treat very much :)

>>128875416
In case you couldn't tell by the
>pickup

I don't live in Mexifornia.

Our cops actually do their fucking jobs here.

>British people in charge of calling a spade a spade
Gee, terry, it sure does look like a utensil that hugs dirt, but why do the edges have to be so sharp? Maybe we should put rubber stops on the end to protect everyone.

Who's that bloke over there with the suicide vest? Oh just your every day Londoner. Nothing to see here.

Lads is supporting Corbyn the ultimate in virtue signalling?

He's so far away from winning that his supporters can literally claim anything without fear of being exposed.

"He'll give us free ice creams guys!!"
*Tory landslide*
"W-well if you voted for Corbyn we'd all have free ice cream now!!"

>>128875308
instead of being a retard like
>>128875367

and

>>128875425

suggest read the manifestos and decide which one will do the least damage this tine round and vote accordingly.

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>>128875370
Contributing with some top comfy.

>>128875722
That's the norm for Labour. They appeal to the brain-dead.

>>128872329
Rum tbqh.

>>128875686
Didn't it take 10 police officers and a robotic bomb just to take out black in his garage during that riot?

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>>128874989

Say what pal?

>>128875686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am6KKMdTSEk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1-JOuHhwcM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKKIdJtbPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6S7LRrCru8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSo37wpKaNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Qf4URK3zg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSPhC916GQM

Better ignore all those black gangs and shoot some unarmed people just going about their business. USA! USA! USA!

>>128875731

Such a silly mindset. If you're fucked regardless you might as well have a clean conscious in knowing that you didn't vote for your own destruction.
What's the point in debating over which shit you're going to be forced to eat?

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>in 5 minutes labour will make an announcement that will win the election

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remember lads, a vote for jez is a vote for chaos

>>128876508
>Rei is the best waifu

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>Britbong Government uses 1984 as a guidebook instead of a warning

Gee, I wonder why everything is turning into absolute shite

>>128876508
Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone. Please be the Jez Stone.

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>>128872516
Wasn't that company responsible for the thalidomide babies shit waaay back when?

>>128876508
>jeremy walks up on the platform
>clears his throat
>holds up a picture of karen
>shouts "first for karen"
>walks away

>>128876193
because depending on your view one will be objectively worse, damage control is better than just walking off and saying fuck it

>>128876637
I'm sure it has nothing to do with Muslims killing people.

>>128876508
Which channel?

>>128873747
God she's horrid

>>128876508
>im standing down as labour leader effective immediately

>labour jumps 20 points in the polls instantly

Everyone's in here

>>128876949
>>128876949
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>>128876949
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>>128871869
Don't use dailymail or other satire papers as credible sources OP

>>128876856
Kek based Carter. Shame he's a shit player.

>Schools 'put in lockdown' after female nursery worker is stabbed on busy London street on her way to work by three girls 'shouting Allah will get you'. Police say 'NOT terror related'

Salaam my brothers

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>>128873322
Legitimate comment found on his sister channel the thinkery

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>>128871869
Guys this's all just part and parcel of living in a city. Everyone just ignore it and pretend like nothing happened. Your muslim mayor assures me this's the best thing to do

>>128877293
Nah the police are right. They simply stabbed her out of self defence from her white privilege she was casting over them

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>>128877485
Religion of pieces

Anyone feeling culturally enriched yet?

The worst thing about terrorist attacks was and always will be the influx of non-Anglos in our Britpol threads

Listen up shills here's what happens if Corbyn wins.

1) Corbyn gets what he want and businesses leave, capital flight on a scale never before seen. We ALL live on the profits of business, the people would vote more right wing than ever before, in order to return to how things were.

2) Corbyn is kept on a tight leash by the 170 mps who oppose him and you get nothing but a shitty version of the tories who flood the country with immigrants and turn working people more right wing.

He won't win, but if he does, we win.

>>128879238
Diluting the population is never a win.

We will not be able to reverse it

>>128879479
This. Voting right wing just means throwing votes at the Tories anyway

>>128879612
Got to wake english people up. First thing is first to destroy (((political correctness)))
People forget that it is the protection for all these weaponised ideologies and just how commie it is

>>128879238
This is the worst possible time to start cucking about with socialism

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>mfw I used up so much energy on the American election I don't even know what's going on on our own soil.
Who am I supposed to be voting for? UKIP again?
I don't want to vote Tories because they took away my mum's mobility car.

>>128881243
LIB DEM SURGE

A Dementia tax? FUCK ive heard it all now

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The absolute state of this country lads

>>128881350
Fuck i just read about it. Just another way to rob families of their possessions. Take your home and everything when you die to pay for the care.

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>>128872329
Purple grape drank.

>>128874347
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>>128874347

>>128874347

>Foreigners shilling for Corbyn
Sick of this shit.

Tfw staying in the UK for a few months
>everyone gets disgustingly drunk several times a week
>extremely high number of coalburners
>everyone keeps talking about muh dry humor when in reality they get offended about everything
>royal family personality cult
Disappointed desu lads

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>>128882084
FOREIGNERS OUT!

Why is it that whenever there's 2 threads, it's always a fucking tripfag responsible?

>>128874494
>He constantly shits on Corbyn, communism/socialism and muh Venezuela so I don't know how he's a leftist

You should read Spiked. Its all they do and they are lefties.