brit/pol/ - MUMMY is released the next day THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE

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/OurGuy/

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Labour BTFO!

I want Mummy to release all over my chin

>>128871815
>/OurGuy/
So I take it you're voting for Corbyn?

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broof polls are bullshit

So uh.

What do we talk about after the election?

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first for brit feet

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Kinographic buildings desu.

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Reminder

>>128871892
>tfw no Paki gf

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what bets have you lads stuck on? any tips?

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Why is she so beautiful lads?

Every time I see her I'm overwhelmed.

I want to powerfully penetrate Dianne Abbott and having beautiful mulatto babies with her

Reminder that

DIANE ABBOTT IS BACK

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>>128871888
how long will it be until Corbyn gives us state-issued girlfriends

Corbyn is going to get Milibanded. Hopefully it's not a big margin, as Theresa May is fucking useless as well. When was the last election when there was such poor choices as leader from both parties?

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>>128871848
Corbyn's reaction to the Westminster attack was to crack down on the far right. He and Labour hate white people.

>>128871976
your L key not working?

>>128871888
The italian election

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Yeah, Roley on the wrist, that's me, me
Man of the year, I'm fleeky
Heard a couple man wanna be me
Them man can't be TT
Tell 'em only winners are allowed
No diggidy, no diggiy-doubt
I was getting blowed before girls were putting out
Told them I was gonna blow back when I was in the south
Go low, go low, everybody go low

>>128871888
teacakes, etc

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>>128871951
Labout 200+ seats.

Safe bet with good return.

Is anyone else masturbating to Dianne Abbot right now? I am.

Non Tory Boy thread here >>128871869 with updated links and actual news discussion in the title

>>128871976
Based Diane is crashing Labour with no survivors

>>128872011
Corbyn is basically Hitler for anyone not white.

Amazon taking the fucking piss getting my trainers delivered

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>>128872060
>Thread splitting
Absolute state of Tripfags

>>128872022

Why's Corbyn with a white girl and not a paki? I can't vote for a racist such as him

>>128871976
>I've got a long-term illness
>but instead of dropping out of politics, I still want you to vote for me, where I'll do bugger all

>>128872060

I'm jumpin ship boys

leave these tory cunts

>>128872060
no one wants your nonce thread

>>128872022
She is a right butterface that one.

>>128872044
>Labour 200+ seats
>safe bet
Bruce bringing the shitposts once again

>>128872060

Fuck off

>>128872137
>it's the same long-term illness as the prime minister of the united kingdom
>I'm too ill to talk to people on telly

>>128872060
Autism

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I heard Clegg died and was happy, found out it was Peter Sallis and was sad.

Labour voters, go to this hugbox edition

>>128872060

i feel like centrists and alt-centrists make a lot of good points but i can't fully get behind either one

>>128872118
>>128872209

>After a new terrorist attack not even being bothered to update the links or put a relevant image in the OP

The absolute state of anonymongs.

>admitted to my work colleagues that I consider myself a Powellite over other political leanings
Did I fuck up? I feel like I revealed my power level.

>>128872202
I'm not wrong lad.
They'll get 208 or thereabouts.

>>128871946
>lib dems stay on 8% but lose 6/8 seats

How?

>>128872240

hurr pay attention to me hurr use my thread hurr

You're sad m8 really sad.

>>128872240
Could have just done it for the next thread, rather than make a new one for no reason.

>>128872246

Concentration of vote.

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Pakis OUT

Is there a way to automatically filter anyone who uses a tripcode

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Also.

>>128872022
Is everyone as disgusted as I am by that ethnic mexican pony tail. Just revolting.

>>128872212
Funnily enough not even, she's got type 2, Theresa's got type 1 which is arguably far worse.

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>the MUMMY
>>128871715
>Italian man Youssef Zaghba
>Italian man
he wasn't

>>128872291
But how can it change that much in 2 years?

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FRESH ADAM

https://youtu.be/Z6ecKcrRStI

He really is a lolcow at this point. Desperate trying to replace his fixation with Jahans with anyone of prominence.

>>128872333
#NOTALLMUSLIMS

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There's some truths in this speech wouldn't you agree lads?

https://youtu.be/w8HdOHrc3OQ

>>128872040

>>128872387
No, it is idealistic nonsense.

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>>128872322

Yeah enable key shortcuts and press F when highlighted

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>Britbong Government use 1984 as a guidebook instead of a warning

>>128872354

Lib-Dem votes going over to Labour.

>>128871946
This is imo the best forecast, the guy even has sa set of 4 videos - but you can just watch the last one (number 4) for the actual prediction, talks about how Labour are gaining votes in the wrong places etc. Though personaly looking at Scotland I dont see how Angus can go Tory whilst North Perthshire stays SNP.

>>128871715
what sites do you use to download british newspapers (pdf)? i know some sites but they have only 1 or 2 papers usually.

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>>128871715
lol

>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:

>>128872110
Fucking ArrowXL are the worst delivery company, my new punch bag has been 'awaiting a delivery date' for a fucking month
Complained twice and it's still not due until next week

>>128871888
tfw no gf

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>yfw you realise water doesnt effect your state of drunkness

being an alky and keeping hydrated isnt so bad lads.

>>128872467
Angus is SNP in that image m8, it's the yellow one on the south east of Moray

>>128872470
I use
http://forum.mobilism.org/viewforum.php?f=123

>>128872467

Link to video please?

>>128872470
>download jewpapers
germs never cease to amaze

>>128871888
Life under the Tory Reich.

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Name one (1) thing bad about Marxism

I would like to apologise for my autism.

But if there is a new terrorist attack, and it is known about for a good few minutes before the new thread is created then the OP should have the decency to put it in the OP.

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>>128871715
This thread is being monitored for hate speech. I have my eye on you.

>>128872245
I'd put a bet on with you lad but it's hard to facilitate over brit/pol/

Ten of your finest imaginary Australian dollaridoos says they get fewer than 190

So would any of you cunts ever actually try and run for parliament in the future?

I've considered the possibility. Even just to get a small chanec of verbally shitposting on QT.

How do I filter IDs until they have at least 2 posts in the thread?

>>128872631
It is an incorrect analysis of the world.

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>>128872333
>the media will refuse to report this
Another attack before the election was inevitable.

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>>128872422
>not wanting to live in a fascist dystopia
what are you? gay?

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BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

oh shit latest polls


BOOKIES IN MELTDOWN

LADS ITS HAPPENING

>>128872670
>1 post by this ID

>>128872341
I wouldn't even say it is arguable to be fair, type 2 is an inconvenience but type 1 is a GENUINELY serious condition

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>>128871957
>Why is she so beautiful lads?
>Every time I see her I'm overwhelmed.

I know. Keep mummy shops flowing.

LET THE SPICE FLOW!!!

>>128872729
>YouGov

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>>128872729
>YouGov

>>128871888
Brexit

>>128872729
>yougov

>>128872246
Watch the guys video series.

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>>128871892

Second.

>>128872729
>YouGov
Not worth the little bit of piss you have to shake off your bellend before popping it back through your fly

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>>128871957
>Why is she hideous lads?
Ftfy

>>128872729
>YouGoy

>>128872658
I applied to be on Question Time one as "Schlomo Sheckelstein" but when the production company rang me up and asked for "Mr. Sheckelstein" I got scared and said I wouldn't be available.

>>128872729
G R E E N
R
E
E
N

S U R G E
U
R
G
E

>>128871892
>>128872806
pls stop

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>>128872729

JUST

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>>128872658

someone would probably dig out my tweets about wanking over skype to a Filipino Ladyboy and that would be my campaign ended

>>128872850
To be fair look how close she is to Hollande.

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>>128872657
I'll remember it.
If you're right I'll be more than happy.

Currently destroying the bogs at work lads. Feel sorry for anyone who comes in here now.

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>>128872862
Anti-semitism will not be permitted in Theresa May's glorious Britain. Your days are numbered.

>>128871888
The next attack ?

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>>128872806
you don't know how bad I want to suck those toes

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What's your take on banning the burka?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtPzU41og-Q

Fake muslim man seems to think that the burka is stupid, while the Muslima woman thinks she SHOULD wear her burka as it's HER CHOICE in our FREE SOCIETY.

Also, banning the burka also has no benefits to society according the the tanned man with grey hair next to blonde woman.

>>128872561

In 2017 he has Angus as Tory, the yellow one to the south of Moray is Inverness & Nairn.

>>128872576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWciIFqRk8

he has good videos for eu ref as well.

>LBC
>muh food banks

Reminder everyone that goes to a food bank has a sky subscription

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>>128872850

DAMN, THAT HOT GILF ASS

KEEP THE SPICE FLOWING LADS

T H I C C

>>128872729

What am I looking at?

>>128872729
>JewGov

>>128872888
there is no shy tory factor

tory voters are generally harder to reach because they're often at work when polling is being conducted plus polled labour voters are often less likely to turn out to vote

people just like the idea that they're not able to voice their (incredibly mainstream) opinions because of social pressure rather than it being because you're a little bitch

>>128872891
kek

It can't be any worse than some of the cunts in office at the moment.

I am courting the idea into the future. Personally I'd go after the leader as soon as reasonable however.

>>128872957
Stop eating munch boxes

>>128872971
Good. The Jew is the Anglo's True Friend.

>Yougov
>Survation

Britpoll only disregards the polls that result in a hung parliament
Really makes you think

>>128873126
That's not me. I had a feta cheese, salad and carrot wrap for lunch and it's really disagreed with me.

>>128873018
*to the east of Moray.

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>>128872771
>>128872792
>>128873038

YouGov is an international Internet-based market research firm, headquartered in the UK, with operations in Europe, North America, the Middle East and Asia-Pacific.[2]

It has no known connection with the UK government despite the name. Stephan Shakespeare, the firm's CEO as of 2017, once stood as a Conservative candidate for Colchester; he was also a Conservative Party pollster.

>stood as a Conservative candidate for Colchester;

> he was also a Conservative Party pollster.

you know the right complain about left autistic screeching but you guys are even worse. Gonna be delicious to see you crying on friday

>>128873166
>Brit/pol/ only disregards the stupid polls
wew

>>128871715

>Kek Diane Abbot steps aside for a period of ill health

You just know it's Labour damage control, IF they win you just know she'll be reinstated

LABOUR
I
C
E

>>128873071
Nah, there is definitely a shy Tory thing in many places, especially if it is dominated by Labour voters who shout you down as a racist bigot for voting Tory.

>>128872729
>YouGov model
Are you kidding?

>>128873234
Gonna enjoy your tears tomorrow night, momentum shill.

>>128873018
Oh fucking hell this guy's voice

>>128873234
Yougov is fucking dogshit mate. All over predictions (electoral calculus, britain elects, ashcroft etc) are for a tory majority.

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>>128873294

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mummy CUTE

>>128873166
We disregard the two massive outliers

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/872457462657449985

Tommy's starting up a new website, findthejihadi.com

>>128873335
Explain this meme, because Theresa May is the one promising a so-called 'hard brexit'.

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>>128871715
You know, I was planning to abstain from this vote given that there isn't a good choice, though seeing how the media is so intent on Corbyn getting into power I'm voting Conservative entirely to spite them, its so irritating to have these disrespectful celebrities condescend to us and act superior whilst living in their gated communities with no regard to basic economics. Why haven't the left-wing media realized yet that trying to force people to vote one way via name-calling and fact-spinning only makes their voter base worse, they seem to completely ignore the fact that they could actually dispense useful socioeconomic statements with some degree of humility and people would vote based on the premise of some actual down-to-Earth honesty?

>>128873298

some point in the video he says that hes from hexham and lives in baaaaaaaaarrrffffth

>>128871976
You missed out the L.

>>128873251
That's why you don't pay attention to twitter and facebook if you want to notice trends. It's dominated by gobby lefties with nothing else to do.

>>128871715
>The Mummy
>Tom Cruise
And Brendan Fraser, r-right?

>>128873166
The Survation guy on Daily Politics earlier was SUCH a spastic that I would never ever trust their polls just out of principle.

>>128873166
Survation is an online poll.

YouGov was set up by two Tories and you can bet the results that favour Labour are meant to get Tories to the polls on election day.

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>>128873405

>>128873033
Labour/Tories are within each others margins of error. That is to say if (((yougov))) were somehow spot on with their polling the election is now essentially a tossup.

>>128873443
It happens in real life as well, when I was at uni during the 2015 election the Labour society tried to get the Tory society banned at my Uni for being homophobic because the head of it was anti-gay marriage.

>>128873504
>Headlines
Read her policies on it.

>>128873294

Doesn't matter to me one way or another mate.

I'm a working class boy. Went to cambridge and now work as a banker pulling 6 figures.

But I still have a conscious because I'm a human being unlike you fuckheads.

Enjoy it when UK becomes a shithole. I'll just leave for the states.

You can make my iphone or shoes in sweatshops.

>>128873417
the media clearly wants tories in you mong
I bet you sniff glue

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>>128873405
>'hard brexit'.

Hoping she'll hard brexit me someday

KEEP THE SPICE FLOWING

>>128873234
Even the queers on Reddit are starting to twig that the jig is up. It will be better for your mental health if you do the same ASAP.

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KEK Diane was sacked after all.

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>>128873592
Her actions speak louder than her policies.

So why are we voting for mummy lads? (((They))) love her and she's all for censoring us so what's in it for us? You know full well her internet plans will be used against us white plebs whilst the rape gangs roam free.

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>>128873596
>I'm a working class boy. Went to cambridge and now work as a banker pulling 6 figures

>>128873213
Not surprised, stick to the bacon buttys.

>>128873348

Those shoes, anon. Work those numbers baby. Ring-a-ding-ding.

>>128873597
Corbyn shills are everywhere, the media has been attacking the Tories for the last couple of weeks over every little thing.

>>128873596
Whatever lad.

>But I still have a conscious because I'm a human being unlike you fuckheads.
It is spelled conscience.

>>128871821
everything about this article is correct

under the current plan ms. snowflake with a gender studies degree ends up paying only about 20k into the student loans pot before the loan is waived away

meanwhile mr. johnny entrepreneur who gets an engineering degree and joins a consulting firm will pay in excess of 100k into the pot and he will pay everything back including interest

(data from IFS)

I really don't see how the current plan is not fair

>>128873395
Based Tommy

>>128873656
Why would they do this now

>>128873596
>lies, the post.

How do I filter every post?

>>128873818
Alt+F4

>>128871936
>All that red brick
looks too continental to be quite honest

>>128873503
Alright so how do you explain Ashscroft putting them at 390+ seats?

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Can you even imagine voting Labour EVER after the THINGS this guy did?

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>>128873596
>went to cambridge and now work as a banker pulling 6 figures

are those 6 figures the inches of your boss's cock as you serve him his morning coffee?

>>128872559
I have half a pint of water with every other pint/shot. Completely negates hangovers but I'm pissing all night.

>>128873348

Reeeee wearing heels on my nice parquet floor

STOP THIS

>>128872729
that spread is huge

>>128873395
B A S E D

>>128873395
Not launched yet, or have they taken it down already?

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>>128873921

YouGov is owned by tories, so tries to make it look like Labour have a chance to tories go out and vote..

Ashcroft (also a tory) is very rich and does constituancy polling (much more acurate than overall polls), as he has the money to do this. labour are gaining in the wrong places, tories in the right places. tories will atleast get 350+

TORIES TO GET OVER 350 SEATS
LABOUR UNDER 220

SCREENCAP THIS.

>>128874048
Not launched yet, WHOIS says it was registered today via GoDaddy.

>>128873963
>A 100,000+ inch cock

Got a headache and an exam at 9am.

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>>128873033

Prime Minister Corbyn

Top kek the same person just put both a Labour and Lib Dem flyer through my letterbox.

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>>128872219

>>128873234
Well if that's true, it's a very clever way of upping the Tory vote. Far from autistic screeching.

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>>128873433

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What did she mean by this?

Labour says that Theresa May is wrong to seek to change human rights laws that would allow for heaving persecution of Islamists and deportation of foreign terror suspects.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/labour-refuses-back-theresa-mays-plans-tear-human-rights-laws/

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>>128874237
/aregal/

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What's the point in going on if I'll never get to kiss mummy...

No woman comes close to her beauty

>>128873596

>Claims to be banker
>Goes on 4chan at 3 pm
>Not working his ass off on deals

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>>128873987

Fucking awesome, eh?

>>128874237

her hand looks like it has visited the shop of photos, is this some kind off trickery

i cummy for mummy

>>128874155
sorry to break it to you but its now 3:30pm

>>128873596
>£8995.50 a year as a teller

https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/872456376827740161

Reminder it is your duty to email in some bollocks about how some iman took your postal vote

DO YOUR DUTY

>>128874015
>that spread is huge

So is this.

KEEP THE SPICE FLOWING, LADS.

>>128874449
9am tomorrow m8

>>128874449
he obviously meant tomorrow you mong

>>128874383

Ooof, imagine unzipping that

>Labour just said they're going to have a big announcement at 4pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT

>>128874510
is this real?

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>>128873433

>>128874552
>we have 24 hours to save the NHS
probably

>>128874552
"We must secure the existence of the Caliphate and a future for Islamic children."

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Reminder that ARE ANDY is on right now.

ITV4.

>>128874237

Top kek - I can imagine a no-nonsense English gransy type doing this.

>>128874237

Why does Jezza look like he's going to smack her one in the mouth wioth a clenched fist

>>128874558

100% genuine high quality

>>128874497

They won't publish it if you say that.

The best thing would be to say that you and your wife's son tried to vote for Comrade Corbyn but the racist former colonel in charge called you a filthy peasant pleb and you were so shocked you were literally shaking and passed out.

Then they'll definitely print it.

>>128874237
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time

>>128874552
food bankers bonuses syrian refugees waiting in line for nhs treatment for thirty six years

>>128874522
>>128874535
Well the headache is obviously going to be gone by 9am tomorrow

>>128872574
thanks, i didn't know that one. but it looks like some papers are nowhere to find (sun, mail, telegraph). i can live without them, i was just wondering if any sites have them

>>128874552
Labour insider here. Jeremy has created a stone tablet on which he has carved out key Labour manifesto pledges

My top eye lid's swollen up all of a sudden lads. What is it?

>>128874714
The Jez Stone

>>128874374

>unrequited love lad.

>>128874552

they're going to wheel a braindead Dianne Abbott out in a wheelchair and hospital gown and strap TNT to her and run off

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>>128874406

Will this help relieve the problem?

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>>128873433

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I just can't get over finding out about this.

Do... do you eat this too?

Did the people that conquered the world eat this shit? Like, Rhodes was like "Yeah, I need some Whitebait now"

>>128874558

Yes lad, her pics were leaked during the fappening

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>Dan Hodges reported that while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown".

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>>128873596
Include me in the screen cap!

>>128874552
A vote for me means free weed and blowjobs.

>>128873799
Probably because she's that much of a liability.

>>128874814


lel

>>128874796
I've never eaten it but it wouldnt suprise me if many here had

>>128874711
They used to, but I'm unsure if those even release pdf editions any more. I know the Telegraph especially puts a lot of effort into their mobile app now.

>>128874850
top kek

>>128874552
>ONE MILLION BILLION CORBYNBUCKS for every household that agrees to take in a frightened homeless 34 year old child refugee and his four offspring

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>>128874237

Was literally shooped and spread on twitter by the Conservative Party Information Officer

>>128874552
"Fuck the election, time for Socialist Revolution™"

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>>128873234

Since /pol/ always assigns me a US flag for some reason, do people have any ideas for how I can use that to amuse myself?

>>128874996
Post really stupid comments to promote the "American education" meme.

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>>128871892
>>128872806
Disgusting.

>>128874552

£5k for everybody who votes Labour

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>>128874796
Never even heard of it.

>>128874773

KEK I quite like that one

>>128874742

fochanitis

>>128874996
Make a thread arguing for gun control and then post your British passport in it.

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>VVVVERRROTE LAAAYYYBERGHHHH

Where will the brit/pol/ tory supporters go after 4chan is blocked in the UK?

>>128875104

I don't want to show anyone my passport until it's blue again

>>128875134
Outside to get a life.

>>128874796
Traditional pub food lad. Never had it in a fritter, just deep fried.

>>128875111
>Poodles

Weak immigrant dogs

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>>128871949
>>128871892
>>128872806

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>>128874796

Anyone doing any volunteering tomorrow? I know a few lads including myself on Brexit referendum day drove in quite a few old people to vote who hadn't set up their postal votes.

>>128874796
Never seen it before, never mine eaten it but looks like it probably tatses ok.

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>>128875225

>>128874996

That happened to me too - I reset my router and became completely re-Anglo'd.

>>128872631
Encourages the destruction of individuality and culture

>>128875295
Clearly not a poodle

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>>128874374

Agreed. This one gets better with years.

THE SPICE FLOWSSSSSS

>>128874742

I think you're turning Japanese, I think you're turning Japanese, I really think so

>>128875134

Do something more productive I imagine.

>>128874552

Blair is taking Diane's place.

>>128873234
Any Colchester bros here?

>>128874933
>>128875071
>>128875276
Ask your parents about whitebait.
Sounds like it's not around most places any more. Sad.

>>128874796
whitebait is delicious though, you uncultured shit?

dont you fucking retards basically eat pork and bread and nothing else?

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Shills trying to get me to vote Labour whilst my local Labour MP wants to infest my 98% white British locality with 'refugees'. She lives in London and is married to a POO and rarely even comes up to the area. Not happening momentum lads.

>>128875295
thats a dachshund

>>128875530
dumb frogposter

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>grieve

>>128872002
wasnt this an actual policy of his or something similar at some point

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>>128875473
>Blair is taking Diane's place.

>>128871715
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves/

>>128873014
That Doctor is based af

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>>128873494
He's dead for all we know

>>128874963

>clearly fist pumping Corbyn

>inbred Tory boys try to spin it as a bad sign

>>128874996
happened to me, I trolled about circumcision and a mod got so mad he banned me over hurt feelings

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>>128872631
you're welcome, faggot

>>128875530
Put in a Tory, it is the only way.

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Thoughts?

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>>128875564
What does this even mean you fucking pleb.

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>have huge hard on for Corbyn, legit excited to vote Labour
>look up my local Labour candidate
>it's a fucking sand monkey
>mfw

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>>128875530

B-but, DAT ASS? Isn't that enough?

Does anybody else have a Diane Abbott wank shrine?

>>128875767
dumb frogposter

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So who is ready for lefty outrage because the media stoked the flames of the belief that labour were catching conservatives in order to maintain views and sell papers.

>>128875440
You just know May keeps a maintained and trimmed lady garden, she's too fashion conscious not to

Probably not a shaven raver though because it rhymes with Labour

Iran has just outright accused Saudi of arranging the attack on their parliament building

>>128875741
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH

>>128875768
Were you expecting something else from Labour?

>>128874796
that baby fish/eel in pastry fried like a pancake?

Sounds pretty tasty.

>>128875511

Bread and dripping used to be a thing here too lad.

The last few weeks have seen a strong rise in Labour promises in key seats across London, although constituencies such as Dagenham and Eltham remain very difficult.

But in the West Midlands, Yorkshire, North West and the North East, any improvement has been nugatory.

One campaigner from London who spent time in the North East last week described it as a “nuclear winter for Labour.”

The doorstep returns outside of London are saying that Labour is still running substantially below its 2015 vote, that Ukip votes are transferring in huge numbers to the Tories with losses in prospect of the mid-60s to mid-90s and a lingering possibility that the situation could be even worse come Thursday.

What on earth is happening? Are the doorstep results wrong? Or is it the polls?

In terms of the canvass returns, the data is partial. Labour members and supporters have been knocking doors in core Labour wards, in seats that are under threat. In the last week they’ve been focused specifically on Labour voters.

http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2017/06/05/polls-labours-surging-non-london-doorstep-its-a-nuclear-winter-for-labour-somethings-got-to-give/

>>>128875426
maybe it will, maybe it won't. either way the tories can't argue, have shit bants, and nothing to offer people other than surveillance, privatisation, and Mummy May tm brand U turns on everything. I'll keep posting in here to demonstrate that fact until the election is over.
Brit/pol/ belongs to the working classes. Britain belongs to the working classes. If you earn < 80k a year and are voting tory you have fallen for a (((ruse)))

>>128873014
All face coverings should be banned in public. Even motorcyclists should remove their helmet when not riding.

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>>128874112
You know it ;)

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>>128875768
Did you fall for the shills memes? Labour don't care about white people. They import foreigners for votes.

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>>128875736
The local Tory guy just knocked on my door. He was like 80 years old, said he was in the Air Force and spent years bombing commies and it would be treasonous to let one get into power. Pretty funny desu.

>>128875833
>Probably not a shaven raver though because it rhymes with Labour

Valid point

>>128876008
dumb frogposter

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mummy may stirs something deep within me

>>128875371
>capitalism demands all cultures mix into one global consumer class
>only cultural products that can be reified and sold off at a profit are allowed to survive.

you now know why neoliberals and tories are so enthused about shitskin food. it's the only part of their culture that can be commercialised, because the rest of it is too mental.

>>128875741

2 spunky sheilas, strewth m8

>>128875741

They're all white.

>>128876056
i want to stir something deep within her

>>128871715
>MUH HUMAN RIGHTS
>IM VOTING FOR KEKBIN

I thought you guys loved fascism.

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>>128873950
>Labour lose but not a badly as thought tomorrow
>Corbyn is forced out and a new leadership election is announced
>The stage is set, the challengers line up and debate
>*tips microphone* "Ahem we have an unexpected challenger delegates"
>Lights dim
>"THIIIIIIIINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER"
>Blair enters the stage
>"Do you want a real alternative to tory Brexit?

>>128875473

But Blair in a dress, wig and blackface

and everybody must refer to the new Blair/Abbott as Mrs Featherbottom

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>>128876045
frum dogposter

>>128876129
Labour love pakis even more m8

>>128874298

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>128873433
Why did this get 3 replies when
>>128872014
made the joke first?

>>128876056

Damn thats sultry.

>>128876159
"James" isn't.