Brit/pol/ - Less Than A Day Left edition

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£10 bet with my dad on a Tory majority
what should I buy lads

>>128867981
What, with that 50p you will win back on it? A small packet of crisps?

D O N T _ V O T E

OR IF YOU MUST

S P O I L _ Y O U R _ B A L L O T

>>128868032
read my post again senpai.
the bet is with my dad, so we're not doing odds like the bookies.
literally just if the Tories win a majority, he gives me a tenner.

>>128868202
Oh right, I thought you meant both of you together put £10 on the Tories winning.

With £10 you could go to the cinema and forget about the state of Britain for about 2 hours.

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>>128868186
nice try Jeremy

>>128868312
Are there any good films on at the minute

>>128868408
Alien Covenant was pretty good.

New pirates film is shit.

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this thread is taking a while to get rolling

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Dont you think its a bit fucking ironic that you libshit cucks who were shilling for the remain vote on the basis that it would ruin the economy are quite happy to have the economy skullfucked by jeremy corbyn's manifesto promises?

Fucking pisses me off

DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO MAKES A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO FUCK DIANE ABBOTT

>>128868551
Very good point

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forget brexit, this is what matters

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>48 hours until the Absolute STATE of The Guardian

Vote Labour and let the June be the end of May.

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Check out how bias this article is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40185507/election-2017-what-the-parties-are-saying-on-almost-everything

>>128868551
someone posted the exact same text on the other thread.
Here's your (You) for your efforts.

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With crowds like this, How can he lose?

>>128868695
>Period Poverty

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>128868695
Period poverty, provide towels

>>128868711
>Let June be the end of Britain
FTFY

>>128868477
Which synthetic was it at the end do you think? The obvious answer is that it was David, but in the first scene Walter was removing embryos from the cryo container for an unknown reason, they never explain this. My running theory is that the synthetic at the end WAS Walter after all, perhaps a twist for a later movie?

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save are NHS

>>128868551
Oh no, it's fully costed. They did this by writing down a number, then saying where they would get that number from. It didn't matter that the numbers had no basis in reality, it was fully costed.

>>128868737
>Fucking Slough going blue

What a time to be alive

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this is a photograph from a meetup of Reddit's /r/unitedkingdom

>>128868708
Wow that makes her look insane

Labour shills out

And once again they were "known to authorities"

and the plebs will still vote for the party thats been in gubermint for 7 years.

>>128868859
>steve coogan
what a faggot he's become

>>128867981
£10 worth of Freddos

>>128868737
fucking kekles

>>128868919
>look

>>128868721
Meanwhile UKIP is the only party with a decent Brexit policy but let's just hide that and pretend they care about passport colours.

>>128868859

>tits

wew

>>128868933
well considering corbyn will delete this list as its racist im ok desu

>>128868917
Is Pink some gay club?

>>128868961
so about 0.1 of a freddo then

>>128868837
>but in the first scene Walter was removing embryos from the cryo container for an unknown reason,
It was shown exactly why, he was just clearing out which fetuses had gone wrong, the one that he removed seemed to have aborted itself/deformed and Walter was just clearing it out.

>>128868348
Just think Britain is fucked mate, you should emigrate while you can. The Tories will continue the policy of mass immigration.

SOME CHEEKY BASTARD IMPERSONATED SEAMUS MILNE AND EMAILED DIANE ABBOTT

https://twitter.com/christianjmay/status/872127957443203072

SHES SAID SHE ISNT ILL LMAO

Labour not even denying it

Is it all about to kick off in the Middle East?

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Fuck me she really is qt now I look back. Fuck's sake Rightly, my willy's doing flips.

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>green party wants to stop nuclear energy

THE FUCKING MADMAN

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Tories record since they took over from Labour.
1) Reduced the £150b deficit to £50b
2) Record employment an extra 1,000,000 in work
3) Economy still growing
4) Cut income tax for ALL
5) An extra 4,000,000 pay no income tax at all
6) Given us a referendum on the EU which Labour never did despite their promises.

Labour has promised £150B extra spending only £50B in extra tax.... hmm

>>128868477

For pretty good you mean "overly pretentious bollocks that couldn't decide if it was a serious scifi horror or a guns blazing action film"?

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Whoever did this in 2015 you should do it again because it made me laugh like fuck. Try and bring in a framed photo of Hitler and thumbs up the camera as you vote for UKIP

>>128867580
S N P
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P

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>>128868859

>>128868737
He can't lose.

May should be winning by 20+ points. Instead here we are at a potentially hung parliament.

Even if Corbyn doesn't win, he will be considered the guy that crushed that 21 point lead and helped labour survive potential losses.

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>>128868551
I've been saying it for weeks

>Vote remain or the bankers will leave!
>Vote Jezza so he will fleece the bankers!

fucking disingenuous cunts all of them

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Legend says this is the last image man sees before he dies. Could this be god himself?

>>128869089
Ah yes, replace the greenest energy with useless solar panels that use carbon intensive manufacturing processes

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Throwback to r/UnitedKingdom's prediction for the 2015 general election.

>>128868408
No.

>>128868551

Yeah buddy, and the projected 1% growth in 2018 is just a blip, right?

#prayfordianne

He's going to win isn't he? Look at the crowd sizes.
Oh hellllllllll...

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Pakis OUT

>>128869111
It's not the director's fault that you're so retarded you need everything in just one simple to understand genre.

>>128869089
>plant trees
not sure whether to laugh or cry

>>128868917
>Mostly white men with weak chins
>1 fucking Dark Souls Cosplayer in the background
>2 fat women
>1 Paki who is keeping his distance from the group
>All outside a gay concert

Sounds about right desu

>>128869020
Fucking inflation

>>128868837

It was blatantly David. The second he started to cut his hair to look exactly like Walter should have told you exactly where it was going.

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>>128869050
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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> Voting for any party whose economic policy is to replace the native population through mass immigration

The state of this board.

>>128868408
Wonder woman is well good mate

>>128869035
I feel like there's something more to it, how would David have made his xenomorph embryo without detection if he only worked on it after he got on board at the end? (He couldn't have earlier without the requisite equipment). Perhaps the deformations are part of something more sinister?

More likely than not it's just my autism flaring up.

>>128869223
Jesus Christ you retarded shill. He's holding rallies in safe labour seats, of course people are coming out.

>>128869048
Nah senpai. They've eyed up a political opportunity, and know that cutting immigration opens up a brand new voter base.
Never underestimate what a Tory will do for a few thousand more votes.

/r/unitedkingdom are already in semi-panic mode tomorrow is going to be delicious.

>>128869012

>Not the actual policy

>>128868917

Skuld on the far right

>>128869255
would you classify a weak chin in a physical sense or having facial hair on said chin?

>>128869185
>STILL more UKIP on the reddit one
JUST

http://www.iaindale.com/posts/2017/06/05/general-election-seat-by-seat-my-final-predictions-a-tory-landslide-is-still-on
>Iain Dale's final prediction
>correctly predicted a tory majority in 2015, and the lib dems seat count

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>16 year olds get the vote
>activists start pushing for 15 year olds to get the vote
>15 year olds get the vote
>activists start pushing for 14 year olds to get the vote
...

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>>128869050
>The Future Home Secretary replying to a fucking anonymous email address

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>128869129

Don't vote with a pencil make sure you bring a black pen and use it.

>>128869281
Obviously I understand that this was his intention and obviously the direction that the director/writers wanted to point you, it's just TOO obvious, hence why I think there might be a twist later.

>>128869365
Christ, they really are panicking

>>128869391
Having facial hair doesn't hide a weak chin, neither does being fat

>>128869157

He didn't crush her 21 point lead at all. She's gone from 48% to 44%, wow a massive loss. Get real.

>>128869050

This is fake you idiots

>>128869243

Sof it was SUPPOSED to be a pretentious discussion on the origin of man and the relationship between creator and created, interspaced with random gunfire, 'splosions and a Matrix style kung fu fight?

>>128869248
Nothing wrong with reforestation lad

It's probably the only halfway decent policy the Greens have

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>>128869050
>https://twitter.com/christianjmay/status/872127957443203072

>>128869342

Fail to meet their own target to get immigration down to the tens of thousands so spectacularly that it hits a record high?

Or keep lying about it because they know the OBR is right and we need net immigration of around 400,500 to keep the wheels of the economy (just about) turning.

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>>128869288
They'll all fuck off back to their respective places of origin come Friday mate... unlike the pakis, amirite?

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My little Thomas was given ARYANBLOOD by some of his friends outside of School and now he is a blood junkie, roaming the streets of Dalston for his next fix.

How do we stop our children becoming Blood Fiends?

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>>128869365
Labour literally never had a chance. What did they expect?

>>128869074
She was cute in that one episode of it crowd

>>128869566
but thats labour's policy lad

If you actually browse /pol/ and aren't just here to shill for election and unironically vote Tory, you're mentally disabled
4chan and redditchan are 100% the first sites to get axed when May gets in, and the first users to get their packets sniffed

>>128869480

I thought that as well, that they were going to be clever and subvert it, but there was that awkward cut just before you actually see Walter kill David and I instantly knew they were going to stick with it.

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>>128869050
ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

>>128869614
They bought into the hype about Corbyn closing the gap.

>>128868983
proof?

>>128869627
t. momentum shill

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>>128869594
we don't

>>128868844

Please explain how rich people paying higher taxes is not realistic? 60 odd years ago you had 95% income tax now we have more billionaires than ever and this money isn't "real"?

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Really want to fuck Leanne Wood

>>128868477

Alien Covenant was crap. Too predictable and full of plotholes. The only redeeming factor is that the race mixers all died.

>>128869614
dumb frogposter

>>128869618
>only halfway decent policy Labour have
No less true

>>128869288

Is the joke that you don't say the actual party, because it can be applied to all of them? Like The Thick of It?

Imagine the anger you would feel if you had gone Up North for Yuunnaaay and your dad threatened to withdraw the law firm internship he had lined up at his mates company if you kept going on about seizing the means of production at the dinner table. The bile, the embarrassment, the threats of violence toward your grandmother because she said Theresa May seems like a nice lady.

The shame of it all. The knowledge that you, and everyone you know, are exclusively from Middle and Upper class England. If only you had been born Up North, in somewhere like Doncaster or Consett, and had no GCSEs then you would be a real working class hero. You longed to buy Christmas presents from Argos and eat Iceland chips. These bourgeoisie scum had invited you to Sardinia, for fuck's sake, and all you wanted to do was go to Blackpool and get the clap. You'd got your own back, though, by carving NHS on the inside of your dad's XJ bootlid. The capitalist cunt.

You longed to be back in North Leeds; with your people, people you understood and who understood the struggle. The art projects and the vegan cafes, the hard outposts of the working class against the Tory onslaught. Friends like Imogen, proud fighters like Hugo and Marxist romantics like Henrietta. The rest of the city was full of racists, but they would soon see the light. They had to be taught the realities of labour by intellectuals such as yourself.

The 9th of June couldn't come soon enough. Maidenhead would go Red, and the Tories would be banished for good.

>>128869719
Disprove my statement

>>128869644
You're probably right. I'm no doubt expecting too much of Ridley Scott.

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IF YOU HATE JEWS WHY VOTE TORY

>>128869573
we don't have net migration of 400,500 and the economy is doing alright.
Stop blackpilling lad

Question for you Momentum and Corbyn shills: After Labour's humiliating defeat tomorrow, are you going to feel like you wasted weeks of your time trying to sway the election on an anonymous internet forum?

>>128869695
It's in the first couple of pages of their manifesto

>>128869802
Easy, there is no evidence for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV2MOCMlfMI

>>128869627
P R O X Y

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>>128869730
I bet you've fallen for the BBC propaganda too.

Please. Blood is destroying our communities.

just reported that newsbeat article to the BBC for fake news on UKIP's stance on tuition fees

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>>128869627
>implying I dont want to be freed from this place

>>128869830

Because we hate muslims more?

>>128868839

>We only have 6 million seconds to save the NHS, goyim

>>128869735
Increased taxation produces diminishing returns. When you tell people they can't keep half their income, they find ways of squirrelling it away or feeding it back into a business or charity. This is well documented historically.

>>128869799
>Doncaster
>Northern
South Yorkshire is not the North. Everything South of the Humber is either the Midlands or the South.

>>128869365
>Top post is some snow roach cuck begging people to "vote to protect human rights"

Probably Trudeau himself, the little prick

>>128869912
Holy shit

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>>128869755
The Welsh assembly is so damn comfy.

>>128869735
60 odd years ago the economy was suffering from a slow brain drain because people didn't want to pay that kind of money.
In the modern world, it's much easier to move you and your money abroad.
They'll all be gone in 3 years if Labour wins.

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IM NUUUUUUCCCCLLLLLLEAAAARRRRR

BREAKING NEWS: Schools 'in lockdown' after female nursery worker is stabbed on busy London high street on her way to work by three girls 'shouting Allah will get you'. Police say 'NOT terror related'

>nothing to worry about

>>128869972
>being this new

So are we literally going to have a terrorist buddy in No 10 leading a party of sexist, racist, terrorists apologists and sympathisers?

Are we actually doing that this week?

>>128869972
Speak for yourself

>>128870095
Just part and parcel of living in London to be honest.

>>128869735
60 years ago people lived until they were 50, VAT was non existent, poll tax was non existent, your money went far further, rates were incredibly low, the population was about 25 percent lower than it is today, we didn't spaff billions on foreign aid, we had conscription, about 2 percent of men went to university, there were no vanity projects, everyone was white and the country was basically different in every way you could fathom.

Labour's spending plans were "fully costed" in the sense that they had a column in and a column out with no further detail. It was lunacy.

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ABBO OUT

>>128870009
>Everything South of the Humber is either the Midlands or the South
the state of you lad

>>128869844

I meant thousands. It isn't though, projected for 1% growth in 2018 that's pretty shit when global growth is projected to be 3.5%. lad.

>>128870176
You know I am right.

>>128870118
>terrorist buddy in No 10
You mean the people with close links to Saudi Arabia who fund all the Wahaabist mosques?

>>128870097
>>128870131

I didn't realise there were Jewish rape gangs in practically every major settlement in Britain, must've missed those.

>>128870145
The absolute state of Lily Allen

>>128870203
where are you

>>128870009
I am fairly sure Doncaster is in the North of England and nowhere near the Midlands.

>>128870145
>Abbo goes underground
the madmen

>>128870095
>London
>female
>works at a school
probably voted Khan, fuck her

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BREAKING: DIANNE ABBOT HAS JUST DIED OF ASS CANCER
>BREAKING: DIANNE ABBOT HAS JUST DIED OF ASS CANCER
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>BREAKING: DIANNE ABBOT HAS JUST DIED OF ASS CANCER
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>BREAKING: DIANNE ABBOT HAS JUST DIED OF ASS CANCER
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>BREAKING: DIANNE ABBOT HAS JUST DIED OF ASS CANCER

>>128870145
Can I get a quick rundown on that wardrobe story?

>>128870145
>Killer Butt
kek

>>128869979

In other words, 69.44 days.

>>128870214
Yeah because they wouldn't be funding said mosques in this country if we weren't selling them aircraft and ordinance.

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>>128870256
It is South of the Humber.

>>128870239
Durham

>>128870221
you clearly don't get the bigger picture

>>128870282
All of Clean Bandit are posh cunts.
So mant virtue signalling champagne socialists.

>>128870282
I do love it when rich nobodies with little talent support Labour.

It's like irony for the sake of irony.

>>128869627

>not voting for mummy to sniff your packet

*Dianne Abbot walks into a wall infront of you*

>>128870196
Yeah that's because of a slowdown in spending due to the Pound's steep devaluation. Easily offset by a round of tax cuts.

>>128870360

Yes I do I've been on /pol/ since when it was /new/ if you think muslims are your friends because they hate jews you are naive.

>>128870221

Who do you think let the rape gangs in?

>>128870282
>Grace attended The Latymer School[1] and Westminster School, as well as the Royal Academy of Music. She studied modern languages at Jesus College, University of Cambridge where she met founding band members Jack Patterson and Neil Amin-Smith, with whom she played in a string quartet. Chatto speaks Russian and Italian fluently.[2]

SALT OF THE EARTH

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>>128869755

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>>128870267
>when the cancerous tumours make her tight af

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>>128870385
>>128870401

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>>128870095
PART AND PARCEL

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>>128870407
kek

>>128870444
Blair, the Roman Catholic.

>>128870429
I hate both, you're just following the jewish narrative because you're a dumb cuck

>>128869906
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=theresa+may+internet&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=YgM4WaDCL-rR8gfStpigAg
Pick any one of the 100+ sources there, even Russia Today say its fucky, surely they're right wing enough for you?

>>128869923
Their plan is for your isp to send them the data, that means they tap it off at the source, your router, a proxy is very unlikely to help you against deep packet sniffing in that case. To you and this guy >>128869956 most of the population don't have the (clearly limited) cyber security skills you do, so are you alright with them just getting fucked?

>>128870429
That can apply to any situation.

I hate the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend". It's totally moronic.

>>128870095
>Schools 'in lockdown' after female nursery worker is stabbed on busy London high street

Found a link lad: http://archive.is/J057S

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Corbyn is unelectab-

>>128870429
Honestly some idiots on here think only jews are pushing for immigration.

>>128868839
You should worry about the state of your education, you cretin

>>128870513
>Russia Today
>Right Wing

>>128870536
>kikebook

>>128870517

That's what a lot of people are saying.

>>128870510

Yep that's exactly what I'm doing when I've made no mention of me supporting Jews.

>>128870444
Blair the non-jew and then they were aided and empowered by a bunch of other non-jews.

>>128870536
>more young twats will vote on this than at the ballot box
The absolute state of millenials.

>>128870536
>Birmingham Mail
>Facebook livestream
>middle of the working day
>Corbyn well ahead
Yeah, checks out

>>128869104
this this this.

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>>128870569
You're a big boy, pick another one instead of focusing on one unrelated thing I said, alright?

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>MUMMY releases the day after the election
Is it a sign?

>>128870510
>jewish narrative
you got queers like this in your thread yet you rage against tripfags

>>128870536

Even /r/unitedkingdom have started to learn that they live in an online echo chamber and that people don't vote how they think.

>>128870617
>other non-jews.
kek
Someone post the cabal picture.

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>>128870536
>Birmingham

>>128870048

So the money is real it's just torycucks are too beta to stand up and demand a fair share is paid. Just going to bury your head in the sand and suck your tory donor overlords dick so they can give you a little "trickle down economics" of their piss in your face. Go enjoy your sugar daddy's dick I'm voting labour.

>>128870676
Nah.

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What went wrong?

>>128870739
Alright, see yah then

>>128870633
>why are you having a go at me for not voting? I put the heart emoji!

>>128870385

Aye it's quite funny - do you have a link?

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>>128869104

>Tories record since they took over from Labour.

>1) Reduced the £150b deficit to £50b
Public sector net debt, adjusted for inflation, rose by 53% between 2009/10 and 2016/17.

https://fullfact.org/economy/labour-and-conservative-records-national-debt/

>2) Record employment an extra 1,000,000 in work
Most of them shitty zero-hour contracts that nobody can survive on

https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/earningsandworkinghours/datasets/zerohourssummarydatatables

>3) Economy still growing
UK comes bottom of G7 growth league as Canada takes lead. Britain’s 0.2% growth rate puts it on a par with Italy, while Canadian economy expanded by 0.9% in first quarter

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/31/uk-comes-bottom-of-the-g7-growth-league-as-canada-takes-the-lead

>4) Cut income tax for ALL

lol for "all" deluded fuck. Tax cuts are for ultra rich

>5) An extra 4,000,000 pay no income tax at all

KEK
NOW FUCK OFF YOU TORY FUCKING SHILLS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU ARE VOTING FOR SELFISH REASONS. STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU ARE DOING IT OUT OF SOME NOBLE CAUSE.

>>128870700
Do you think all the labour councillors, MPs and members of the police that have let this shit go on are jews?

>>128870842
Time for archive
>https://theguardian com/business/2017/may/31/uk-comes-bottom-of-the-g7-growth-league-as-canada-takes-the-lead
https://archive.is/r5uEp

>>128870750
victim of success, give it time

>>128870750
Him.

>>128870842
>First one
Debt is not deficit you silly mong

>>128870736
>So the money is real it's just torycucks are too beta to stand up and demand a fair share is paid
Tell me, what is your 'fair share' of what someone else has earned

More importantly, what is my 'fair share' of what you have earned because I'd like to collect. Cash or cheque is fine

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>>128867580
Hey fags, Americunt here.
Will any of you be voting for Corbyn in the election tomorrow? I'd like to see him win just for the chaos and happenings that would come asaresult desu.

I'm also looking for a quick rundown on the snap election, who do you think will win, does Labour really have a chance or no?

>>128870502

He wasn't at the time.

>>128870750
hillsborough

>>128870502
>>128870617

>there were no Pakis in Britain prior to 1997
>all these ghettos and self segregating communities in every large town and city have sprung up in the last 20 years

>>128870854
>councillors, MPs, and police have power over borders
Lad.

How can we stop Period-Poverty?

>>128870842
>>4) Cut income tax for ALL
>lol for "all" deluded fuck. Tax cuts are for ultra rich
Raising the income tax allowance from sub £5k to £11k has cut income tax for all

>>128870911
Is that meant to be a swole Homer Simpson?

>>128870901
Use google then reread your post and kill yourself

>>128870911
>Will any of you be voting for Corbyn in the election tomorrow?

Yes, my whole family is voting Corbyn

>>128870969
90% of the Pakis came after Blair took office.

>>128870911
The tories will win a majority of above 60

>>128870736
>What you fucking shill of course their money is actually rightfully mine to pay for my free uni
Even if they didn't leave, the taxation in itself would cause damage. Less money for private investment, spending and job creation, more money for gibzmedat.

First post after mine that gets a double number decides who I vote for tomorrow

>>128870911
>Will any of you be voting for Corbyn in the election tomorrow?
No. brit/pol/ votes for MUMMY.

>>128870911
No, I am voting Tory.

>>128870513
RT isn't right wing, it's whatever it needs to be for the given situation, crazy that you haven't seen this yet.

Russia pursues a subversive narrative and RT is directed on orders from the government.

>>128870681
Oh for fuck sake I was looking forward to going and seeing that, now you've put that connection in my head I'm not sure if I can stomach it.

>>128870136
Still not answering the question.

Do. Rich. People. Have. Money?
Yes because it's in the fucking question.

The real question is are there more rich people?

Yes

Do rich people hold more wealth proportionally to poorer people TODAY?

Fuck yes they do.

THEN THE MONEY IS REAL.

TAX THE FUCKERS.

NO EXCUSES.

>>128870685
>leaf defends jews
you guys don't surprise me anymore

>>128870681
>no Brendan Fraser

Literal trash, someone should edit it to The Manlet

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Why are women so shit?

>>128871017
Debt is not deficit though. If you're gonna complain the tories didn't cut debt you'd have had to quadruple down on austerity to cut it.

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>REMINDER THAT THE COMING OF JUNE MEANS THE END OF MAY

>>128871070
Mummy

>>128870911
Corbyn has no chance of winning

>Quick rundown
Tory campaign is a shambles but they'll still walk it because Corbyn is a huge fucking meme with an incredibly homogeneous voter base that is incredibly concentrated geographically

Smart money is on CON 380 LAB 180 SNP <50 LD <10

>>128871092
lefty twat

>>128870971
>and then they were aided and empowered by a bunch of other non-jews.
Read this again. The rot in this country is down to a lot of people, and not all of them are le spooky white hating jew boogeyman.

>>128870985
Voting with the yids? I don't think so lad.

Daily reminder Sargon of Akkad is a shill Mossad shill

>>128870536
>kids will see this as meaning its safe to stay home
wew

>>128870911
We don't even vote for people by the way. No one except people in Islington can vote for Corbyn.

>>128870994
Yea, they did it for an opening bit

>>128871070
mummy

>>128871070
>a double number
Aside from your new faggotry, you are voting Monster Raving Looney Party, outside of that, you are drawing a swastika on your ballot.

>>128871035

<citation needed>

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>>128871070

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What does Brit/pol/ think about tuition fees? Did the Tory Shill BTFO Labour?

>>128871251
google

>>128871148
Ok, so it's like the equivalent of saying the Dems in my country will retake Congress in the midterms

Thanks

>>128871035

Retard

>>128870911
Yes, my whole mosque, I get to cast their votes.

>>128871171

Source?

>>128871303
>M2UM
>MUM

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>>128871163
>not supporting many years of miscegenistic immigration policy and the wholesale destruction of our civil liberties makes me a lefty

GO BACK TO PLEBBIT

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SHE'S BACK

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>>128871321
paki

>>128871112
>defends jews
dumb nigger

>>128871070
labour

>>128870513
learn how a proxy works

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>>128870842
BACK
TO
REDDIT
ought to be ashamed of yourself, doing this sort of thing.

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>>128869050
D I A B E T E S
I
A
B
E
T
E
S

What part of fully costed manifesto do you cucks not understand

>>128871316

Not quite, as whoever wins is set to govern for the next 5 years.

>>128871354

> Mum
> Blue backgrond


t. theresa may

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>>128871191
I was thinking about that desu, will there be low turn out for this snap election? I would assume so

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>>128871367

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>>128871251
He doubled the rate overnight once he took office and it kept soaring. Most of them are from Blair's era.

>>128871315

>enough pakis arrived in Bradford in 4 years for them to take over and start riots

Is this what google will say?

>>128871367
>taking a break from campaigning
>the day before the election
Fuck off niggress.

>>128871220
>calls me a newfag
>doesn't know the other word gets caught in the spam filter

>>128871171
Nobody who frequents brit/pol/ pays any attention to Sargoy or his little youtube posse

>>128871457
Possibly, a lot of the working class labour base might stay home as they dislike corbyn but also can't vote for the tories.

>>128871431
the kind where it's your own fault too.

>>128870911
If Labour do win, the silver lining is that it accelerates the decline and we get to fixing things quicker.

>>128871367

It's all getting rather comic kek

>>128871459
>that drop in 2001
Really gets me neurons firing.

>>128870842
>https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/apr/15/mcdonalds-offer-staff-the-chance-to-get-off-zero-hours-contracts
>McDonalds offer staff chance to leave zero hours contracts
>only 20% do

>>128871581
Archived that for you

>http://theguardian com/business/2016/apr/15/mcdonalds-offer-staff-the-chance-to-get-off-zero-hours-contracts
https://archive.is/iYu9q

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>>128871367
>I will rejoin the campaign soon
>Vote is tomorrow

>>128871316
Electorally yes, but a general election here has more weight in determining who runs the country than midterms do there

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>tfw mummy poster gets BTFO after tomorrow

>>128871459

So you are saying that Pakis WERE coming here prior to 1997?

>>128871439
I was referring to the similar situations

Republicans are doing a shitty job as usual but the democrats are in a complete death spiral as a party, disorganized, chaotic, and even shittier policies to offer

If they weren't so inept ass party they could win the congress

>>128871618
she knows they're not going to win, anon

>>128871644
Where did I say they weren't? I merely pointed out that Blair upped the rates massively so consequently most Pakis came under Blair.

>>128870690
yeah it's a shame because in 2015 they genuinely thought labour had a chance of winning so the butthurt was massive, this time round there won't be as much palpable disappointment/shock

>>128869735
>Please explain how rich people paying higher taxes is not realistic?

There rich, they can afford to move out the country and or store money in an offshore.

>>128871410
But I have a degree in computer science and work at a security firm, thats the reason i'm so opposed to these policies
A proxy will make effectively no impact on how easy it is for them to sniff your data if they're getting it directly from the router

>>128871715

>>128871715

>>128871715

>>128871715

>>128871715

>>128871644
The vast majority of south Asian immigration into the UK was from India. So mostly consisted of Sikhs, Hindus and Jains.

>>128870451

Nothing wrong with working people seeking a place in Government lad.

>>128871428

I just destroyed his entire false arguments you stupid cuck.

What else do you have to say to yourself?!

>hurr durr go back to plebit

Piss off you cunt.

Try debating with intelligence or do you need your little echo chamber to make yourself feel better?

cunt

>>128871437
the part where the costs are made up numbers

>>128871431
>I can't do a talk show because I have the same condition as the prime minister

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How do you stop being so cynical lads?

Fucking hate politics and democracy.

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>be UKIP
>get 12% of popular vote
>1 seat

shit's fucked up like that here too

If you want a new thread without the sycophantic title and updated links, then use this one

>>128871869

>>128871869

>>128871869

>>128871869

>>128871738
a proxy tunnel is fully encrypted. no one can read the data.

>>128870906

Well for starters the upper limit should not end at 45%. Personally I'm in favor of a graduated system that has many tiers rather than just none, a bit, and a minority. It should be easier for the poor to get a start and harder for the rich because they need to prove that their skills are worthy of the capital given to them by society.

Alternatively once a year everyone adds up all their assets and the government takes a flat percentage of the value of everything you own, car, house, capital. Like 1% maybe. That means even beggars can chip in a few quid while billionaires will have to work hard to maintain their socioeconomic status.

I hate the idea of having "made it" you get lucky in life and all the capital around you stagnates while you "play it safe" and everyone around you is starving for capital.

Tl;dr life is a vidya and taxes should raise the difficulty if you find it too "easy"

>>128871796
If I wanted serious discussions I wouldn't be here of all places.
It was your shitty memes that caught you out, but i'll let you tell your mates on /r/unitedkingdom that you totally fooled us all.

>>128871919

They won't get even 3% this time

>>128871974
Proxies don't tunnel, vpns do, is that what you meant to say?
It will fare you better, but it still isn't unbreakable, and it doesn't even matter that it is possible to hide from her Orwellian policies, the problem is that they are morally reprehensible and dumb

Why is Sargon such a Tory shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oow_sYB7O2g

>>128871070
tory

>>128871677

Aye - politics seems very bizarre these days. A few short months ago Corbyn seemed unelectable, but he's enjoyed a recent rise in the polls. The smart money is on a Conservative win with an increased majority desu.

>>128871070
Spoil your ballot.

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>>128871070

Corbyn

>>128869799
look mate there's already an effortposter in these threads and it's me. you aren't incisive or original enough for this.

>>128872242
Because hes retarded and put all his effort into shilling brexit, so now he has to support Tory, even though he used to fucking hate them

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>>128871070

>>128872242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqnwUSevgo4

he's not, he's just anti-corbyn because sjws like him

Torn between voting Tory or UKIP lads. I agree with UKIP on most issues, but I'd rather have Tories than those commie shit bags

>>128872541
Depends what type of seat you're in. If Labour could lose it then vote Conservative.

>>128872242

Because the Tory Party will deliver a hard brexit, in 2015 he made a video shilling against the Tories, but now he will vote Tory due to brexit, as you should too!

>>128872541
lol so McCarthyism is possible in Britfags.

>>128870136
60 years ago houses were 8 times cheaper compared to income. here's your choice. Vote labour now or the feral homeless gig economy class will stove your childrens' skulls in with a housebrick when the war on the parasites killing this country (toffs, kikes, shitskins, etc.) arrives in 10-15 years.

>>128871070
ukip

>>128871070
mummy may if ukip aren't running where you are

>>128869594
BEADY-EYED

>Chantards voting Mummy May because they think they're gonna be one of the select elite when in fact they're gonna be on a government watch-list for fapping to anime

WEW