Mummy May v. Comrade Corbyn

MUMMY

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>>128867557
I stand with mummy!

>>128867557
Corbyn for maximum amusement.

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>Be young, shy Tory intern
>You're lost in thought staring at mummy when all of a sudden she catches your glance - you panic and look away
>After the meeting she tells you there's a huge backlog of forms to fill out and she needs you to stay over at her place to get it done on schedule
>On the drive over she rings her husband and asks him when he'll be back from the city and a smile breaks over her face when he says he's all tied up at the moment

>When you arrive at her house mummy offers you a drink but 'accidentally' trips when handing it to you and your clothes are soaked through
>"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, lets get you out of those clothes. Don't worry dear, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
>You're suddenly hit with a stonking great erection, begin to panic and stutter "N-no I'll be ok, that's quite alright"
>"Don't be silly" mummy says as she kneels down, unzips you and aggressively dekecks you, unleashing your spring-loaded rock hard penis, rattling up and down in full view of the prime minister
>She gives you a concerned look. "Swelling appears critical. This requires urgent treatment."
>She wraps her lips around it and you let out a sigh of pleasure and disbelief as you feel her swallow you whole and lets you make full use of her pharynx without hesitation. You feel aIl-encompassing ecstasy as you run your fingers through her hair and lose yourself in the perpetual glucking sound that rings out

>>128867747
This
Hail gobbunism, long live starvation.

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>>128867557
Police state or annihilation in Brexit negotiations? Fucked either way.

>>128867848
High five, the King of Spain I have always honored.

Both are fucking dreadful options. Whoever wins, Britain loses.

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Corbyn has been chosen by god

>>128868006
This, what a fucking choice to have. Communism or serfdom.

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>>128868051
God bless Jezza

>>128867760
Boi

May!

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>>128867760
w-what next anon...

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>>128868147
I don't even know what s shull or shechita is! Did they misspell shill?

>>128867557
Corbyn will win.