Brit/pol/ - Papers Edition

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Anyone else counting ballots?

>Paper edition
>nearly 2pm

wat

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Wales.

>>128864590
>those headlines

Is the British public still this gullible or has the "make Corbyn look like a terrorist" meme backfired?

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>>128865015
>not posting the superior version.

>>128865038
wales is lovely

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Suns out again lads. Nice spot of rain done wonders for the lawn. Nice and green now. Makes me want to...

wank in the garden.

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AHHJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>128865046
Sucks for her that none of them will turn out, again.

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>tfw can't really stay up Thursday drinking Biere Especiale because you have to drive to London and probably be unlucky enough to get caught up in something.

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
Some anon yesterday told us Abbott was going step down due to """health reasons""".

This the same insider that revealed to us the election announcement?

>>128865046
>35% 18-24 turnout

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Shills are out in full force today, threads no longer comfy :(

>>128865015
If you see one defaced with a picture of Muhammad, it's mine.

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>>128865046
Are we really only the 1% lads?

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>>128865081
Sorry senpai, that was really problematic, bigoted, sexist and racist of me

This is the only other Owen Jones maymay that I have

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>Twitter at 11:59 when they realise it's going to be a Conservative landslide

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BREAKING NEWS: Schools 'in lockdown' after female nursery worker is stabbed on busy London high street on her way to work by three girls 'shouting Allah will get you'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html

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>>128865046

What's the absolute worst part of England?

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>>128865115
>sexist
How
>abusive
How

I hate that tory cunt Guido, but in no way is it abusive or in particularly bad taste.

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>>128865231

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>>128865046
>Britain Elects tweet
>No pollster named
>No date
>Faking tweets of fake polls to generate even a flicker of interest in your failed campaign

This is pathetic. Just give up.

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She's right you know

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>>128865115
>It's real

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>>128865247
The absolute state of England.

>>128865112

I am you, but stronger

welcome to the Walsh Party

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>>128865196
here's another one for ya.

>>128865346

>misogynoir

That some new kind of speculative fiction or something?

>>128865294
London's Chinatown is pretty degenerate.
I walked through it at midnight when I was 15 and got offered cocaine and sex in the middle of the street within 5 minutes. No joke.

>>128865379
WHY IS SHE NOT MY GF RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT

These threads are moving too damn fast lads, I miss comfy daytime brit/pol/ with tried and tested Editions like 'Meal Deal edition' and 'God's Own Country edition'

Recent arrivals FUCK OFF

>>128865162
That Elsa? She almost looks cute.

>>128865138
Are you a /trans/ shitposter? I recognise the name.

>>128865162
Last big push I guess. Honestly why they care about the few dozen posters here I dont know

Legit worried about May overstepping her mark with these internet regulations, I feel the UK is going to be china-tier soon.

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Who NEET Tory voter here?

>>128865464
the only way to reclaim brit/pol/ from the reddit and facebook hoards is to karenpost

>>128865247
>London
shocking

Haven't kept up with the memes in months, which is the "correct" vote?

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>>128865379
I don't understand how a 40-odd-year-old mother of 3 can be so attractive.

>>128865415
It's a word that black feminists love to use

>>128865507
seems unlikely to happen, wont it just cost a shit load of time and money and no one will use it anyway?

>>128865464
It's the election.
Makes me pretty depressed lad, I just hope they leave after the 8th. Even debating whether or not Preusse has a vag was better than this.

>>128865115

>Wanting to fuck mentally challenged female gorillas is sexist and abusive

wat

>>128865046
I doubt even as many 18-24 year olds will turn out as they did for brexit, which was only 48% or some apalling shit. Whenever its a general election most don't want to know about it and this comes right off the bat of brexit, most don't care.

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RIP CLEGG

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>>128865518
I am

>Final interview with large firm tomorrow
>Wont get back to my flat until 8pm
>If I don't get the job I'll have to move back in with my parents

>>128865589
none of them

>>128865507
May has always been pro-surveillance/anti-privacy as is current home sec Amber Rudd.

Yet cucks will still vote for them because Britain is an inherently self-destructive country.

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>>128865298

Were it just Abbott I'd probably say he was laying it on a bit too thick but it's not just her. Pic related.

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>>128865415

>>128865115
>Calling him by his real name, in full

Is this a not-so-subtle attempt to get people to harass him?

>>128865015
No but I'm a poll clerk.

>>128865589
Tories = 1984
Labour = Venezuela
UKIP = noble but pointless protest vote

enjoy

>>128865231
>SNP have lost Aberdeenshire, Edinburgh, and the borders
All that's left is the highlands, the rest of Scotland isn't worth saving

>>128865518
u fuck chav

:)))

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>>128865589
None

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Are we in for a high turnout lads? I fear labour will get more seats if so. The weather is light rain, so won't have much effect on turnout.unlike the flash floods in london during the EU Referendum.

>>128865046
>It starts raining
>Nobody under 24 votes as a result

Happened in London with Brexit, might happen again

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Start buying mopeds.

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>>128865493
They're not going to pursued anyone the day before either, it's just dumb.

>>128865472
ELSA IS CUTE!

>>128865724
UKIP should infiltrate the Tories, like Marxists did for Labour.

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>>128864590

Even the Daily Mirror is centre-left at best and has always attked socialists like Corbyn. More so when owned by crooked Tory trojan horse, Robert Maxwell.

>>128865594
British women are bizarre, you can find attractive women in the strangest of places here and a ton of ugly women in the usual ones like clubs.

>>128865415
>jaded 50-something detective in the big city, days from retirement, goes on a mission to call all the women who ever scorned him cunts and cut in front of them in the line at starbucks

>>128865775
No. Turnout might even be down if a lot of labour voters in the north just stay home because of Corbyn.

>>128865686
how did he even take this one?
did he get his mum or someone to do it?
disgrace

>>128865810
>niggerlover with a pig nose is cute
nope

>>128865869
Labour shill please leave.

>>128865869
>the star
>right wing
>Literally has for socialism written on it.

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>>128865802

>might

>>128865810
Don't like her tats. Can't be cute and innocent with tats. Also she's a massive slag.

The ((((Murdoch)))) empire is truly desperate. They know Conservatives will take a beating tomorrow.

>>128865810
>ELSA IS CUTE!
octaroon

>>128865610
>Labour is the only real option to reduce immigration while not becoming an orwellian nightmare.

My lord the shit you must be smoking .We were doomed to become a police state the moment we let millions of Pakis is our country

>>128865775
I'd be surprised if turnout hit 70% and I'd be surprised if YOOF turnout hit 50%.

Labour will stack votes in the safest of safe seats and the tories will run away with a 60 seat majority.

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>>128865810
I am absolutely dying to see what you look like in real life.

I could probably beat most sportswomen at their sport. Wouldn't do well with running though I'd be close (most male club runners could) and I could shrek any footballer or rugby player. Don't know if ladies play cricket but I could beat them at that too.

They look pump at tennis but some of them are clearly full of roids so I don't know

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>>128864590
>amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'

Uh yeah anyone that friendly with the little red book thinks he ought to be in charge of divvying up what's what on the basis of "fairness."

>>128865999
lol

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>>128865594

She isn't really that attractive in relative terms.

Pic related is 41 with 2 kids, for example. Izzy looks kinda dowdy with that silly cowlick.

>>128865507

I doubt she'd be able to get away with anything too extreme

>>128865518

I am, I unironically like my Tory MP plus there's an outside chance of Lib Dems having a shout and I want them to fuck off with their stupid leaflets that say nothing other than "Labour can't win lol and we hate Tories so vote for us!"

>>128865982
Based Staithes

>>128865869
That's bullshit unless your only definition of right and left is leave and remain. The Sun, Times, Daily STAR amd Express were all totally socialist and new labour. Tories also catch a lot more flak than new labour ever did, fuck the papers barely criticised Iraq at the outset, the immigration policies, Brown selling the gold reserves, the pensions crisis etc.

>>128865656
here's how this will work. you will turn up and fin d the waiting room. alongside you the following people will be there
>Emmelia - a pretty young thing, good degree from a power 5 uni, very polite, knows what to say
>Emma - a middle class girl with lank mousy hair and an M&S pantsuit. Will sit quietly in any group activities and occasionaly make a comment about whatever ITV prestige drama is current
>Em, a 49 year old black woman who used to work as a 'social worker' but since the cuts ended her state sponsored daycare she is now hunting diversity hires ad entry level positions to keep the lights on

you'll do the best in the interview. You won't get the job.

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>>128865970
>Tumblr and Reddit will call Rain a Government Conspiracy
>This would never have happened if Teresa May hadn't privatised the Met Office

>>128865724
>t. I didn't actually read 1984 but I vaguely know what other people think it means

Tories = Singapore
Labour = Venezuela
UKIP = Kent
Lib Dems = Vatican city
Greens = Calais

>>128865046
what the fug :D

RIP the future of UK, if these stats are true

So is it all about to kick off in the middle east?

>>128866089

Milla will always make my dick tingle

Chances of May being gone post election? This campaign was set up for her to curbstomp Labour and secure a big majority, and she's been fucking hopeless. Wouldn't be surprised if she's pressured to step down after this, only question is, the replacements are likely even worse i.e Amber Rudd

Who /mummy/ here?

>>128865869
But a few of those right wing papers endorsed Labour

HMMMM

>>128864590

vote my boy Jeremy

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>>128865046
Daily reminder they won't turn out to vote.

>>128866172
people change as they get older

>>128865999
Yeah, Labour will win because everyone on r/TheLabourParty is voting Labour, aren't they shill?

>>128866058
So 65-70% turnout is expected? With that amount we're looking at a con majority?

I wonder what the youth turnout will be, I assume all the oldies will be out in force to protect from labour.

Forgot what i was gonna post

>>128866161
Lib Dems should be Belgium but otherwise that's spot on

>>128865970
>Prime Minister Rain
who's this Rain? is he an independent in Scotland?

>>128866172
>young people actually think like this

>young people will vote

pick one

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/other-soccer/football-fan-shouted-f-you-im-millwall-and-took-on-knifewielding-terrorists-with-his-bare-fists-35795151.html

fuck you im millwall

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>>128866135
>were all totally socialist and new labour.

Please, senpai...

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>>128866143
Close, but this is a one on one with the Director of the Division.

Then again

>Saw a black girl my age with a walking stick thank the Interviewer for their time last round

Probably pretty fucked desu

>>128865682
>>128865724
>>128865766
Thanks, I can't let a vote go to waste tho, what choice is the least shit for everyone?

>>128866223
Unless the tory majority goes down/hung parliament she'll stay on. But she'll be replaced by the 2022 election no doubt.

>>128866172
>RIP the future of UK, if these stats are true

It's always be that way here , most of the old who voted for brexit were one of the most left wing groups when they were young .

>>128865653
UKIP to con/labour ratios far too in favour of the tories
>>128866223
If the majority is less than 60, she's gone

>>128866089
I don't find Mila attractive at all lad, whereas Oakeshott is a prime MILF
See also: JHB, Lorraine Kelly, Claudia Winkleman, Davina McCall

>>128866334
tory in a marginal, ukip in a tory safe seat

>>128866089
Relative is irrelevant, because comparing ALL women to a very few women means most men aren't attracted to most women, which isn't true. In terms of is she attractive on average, she obviously is. Pretending that most men are going to be going out with women that look like Milla Jovovich or Barbara Palvin is retarded, maybe 0.001% actually do.

>>128866172
We have a colossal shy tory effect with the young. People lie even to pollsters about it.

The constant love not hate has had me so angry the past couple of weeks, the election isn't going to make it any better with either Labour or Tory shitcunts

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>>128866278

>>128866278
Bet it was a cracking meme

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Reminder that Tories look after their NEETs

>>128865982

Where's this? Looks pretty cool.

anyone on suicide watch?

>>128865413
Triggered my IBS. Please stop posting these.

Is there any reason I shouldn't spoil my ballot?

>>128866382
Fuck off Conservative shill.

>>128866393
Indeed to be openly conservative while young is social suicide

>>128865956
hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha
congratulations you are the Diane Abbott of Brit/pol/
>can't distinguish between daily and morning star.
every time i think i've met the worst incompetents this thread has to offer. never change tory-boys, never change.

http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_by_time.php

Bookmark for tomorrow night.

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Going to vote Conservative now just because of you Corbyn shills.

>>128864590
Always do opposite of what media and Jews tell you.

>>128865724
Honestly kinda liking the venezuala vote here, protests are fun, having government officials watch me wank isn't unless its tuesday

>>128866438
Perhaps because the people in rich areas claiming to be disabled actually are? Less fakers with "back pain"

>>128866272
Have you seen the crowds in Corbyn's rallies? Meanwhile nobody even answered the door to Theresa May when she went campaigning.
This is Hilary v Trump all over again.

>>128866464
Depends lad, what seat are you in

>>128866464
Vote UKIP?

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Looking at all the Corbyn supporters on twitter makes me more determined to vote tomorrow, I'm more excite from this than 2015

>>128865724

>Labour = Venezuela

Delusional.

>>128866161

>Tories = Singapore

Beyond delusional.

>>128866568
Corbyn's rallies in labour ultra-safe seats?

>>128866464
You may as well not waste the time voting.

>>128866582
Labour safe seat

>>128866568
Le pen had Big crowds too , she still lost bad

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>>128866522

The absolute state of brit/pol/ at the moment.

For fucks sakes.

>>128866568
>Corbyn campaigning in seats with 20k+ labour majorities
Makes you think

>>128866485
That's why the Conservatives aren't actually conservative and are enjoying votes from cretins who fall for Blairism.

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>>128866462

If I stop posting munchy boxes, I'm going to have to post cheese and doner meat sarbenis instead.

>>128866568
>Have you seen the crowds in Corbyn's rallies?
the ones held at 11am on work days?

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>>128866568

>>128866568
Cause Tory voters have jobs and families to tend to. People on bennies can just about manage to come out one day a year to try and maintain their lifestyle.

>Diane Abbott has insisted she is not being asked to stay away from the TV and radio studios

>>128865413
god I want it

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>>128866522
>unironically voting a certain way because some people on a thai massaging forum don't share your opinion
?

>>128866568
He's exclusively holding rallies in Labour safe seats you mong. People who support Labour agree with Corbyn. You're a fucking shit shill.

>>128866646
No, he's concentrated on the marginals they need to win.

So some more girls were stabbed in Britainstan by a Muslim woman

You heard? :D

>>128866725

>le old zoomed in crowd trick

>>128866799

>>128866725

>>128866707
That looks like surveillance video of a chinese fork-lift accident.

>>128866799
This is outright false. Please stop this retarded shilling.

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Is this prophetic?

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>>128866568
>Using Hillary as an argument

>>128866826

>roasties btfo

Who cares.

>>128866830
You should be looking at the majorities.

>>128866568
Comments I've heard suggest that Labour will just do better in their safe seats. That's not going to get them into government. Winning a seat with 99% vs winning it with 30% makes no difference.

>>128866161
t. someone for whom 'having read 1984' is a mark of intellectual honor and not something you laugh at Low-IQ normies for thinking is important.

everyone has read 1984 you mong. No i don't really think that's what the tories are after, but this is a political board and I'm doing politics. I'll never understand the Tory-boy's instinctual response to bring things down to a level of intelligence or knowledge. I got to where I am on merit and putting the work in - unfortunately CCHQ youth summer camps with Chris Davidson aren't actually ample preparation for contact with the enemy, no matter what he tells you while he's fingering your tight little Eton bunghole.

>>128866568
Except the Corbyn demographic and the Trump demographic are entirely different, and while electoral geography massively favoured the latter it will completely hobble the former

>Corbyn voters
18-30
Public sector employment
Unemployed
University educated, particularly in the arts
ie., people who are predominantly concentrated in metropolitan middle class areas and student towns

>Trump voters
35+
Private sector employment
Unemployed
Vocationally qualified or business owners
ie. people who are sporadically distributed across the entire country

Labour are going to see an uptick in vote share on 2015, but it's all going to be in existing Labour safe seats and the result will be a significant tory majority

>>128866924
*pathetic

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ONE DAY MORE

>>128865046
It's raining thursday, most won't get out of bed.

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>>128866924

better image (i love photography)

>>128866924
>labour voters all edgy atheists
>"hurr even god wants corbyn to win guys"

>>128864590
Haha look how the jews are shilling against jeremy, they are afraid

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this country....this fucking country...

>>128866568
And shillary still lost.

>>128866667
How safe and whereabouts. There are a lot of Labour 'safe' seats that may flip

>>128866799
Completely false. He's gone to South Shields and fucking Birmingham Ladywood.

>>128866626
Not vote for the Tories, I hope.

>>128866325
good luck bud. if you get it let Brit/pol/ know; we could use some good news.

>>128866568

He gets massive crowds wherever he goes, even at the marginals and the relatively safe Tory seats
Britpol is just in complete denial right now

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>>128866907

It's doner meat and cheese. A marriage made in heaven.

>>128866924
>>128867028
i don't get it

>>128866924
>>128867028
And he'll still lose tomorrow

>>128866334
for everyone? Labour
for you? Probably Tory.

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>>128866985

>BING BONG BING
>HELLO AND WELCOME TO TONIGHTS ELECTION COVERAGE I AM DAVID DIMBLEBY
>WE CAN ANNOUNCE THE RESULT OF OUR EXCLUSIVE EXIT POLL WHICH HAS THE TORIES ON 374 SEATS AND LABOUR ON 210

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>>128866924
Yeah, it means Corbyn's lost

>>128867028
>Corbyn has attracted a large crowd in a safe Labour seat
You Corbyn shills are mentally defunct.

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>>128866008
>Labour has to be stopped to save Brexit

I thought Corbyn was a closet Brexiteer and responsible for the referendum result according to insiders.

If you think that May wants to genuinely make a success of Brexit you're an idiot.

May wants to make Brexit as shitty as possible so we ask to rejoin the EU within 10 years. She was a prominent Remoaner, remember?

Brexit is only safe under Labour.

>>128866725
I have friends that attended the Birmingham rally yesterday. What a shame

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>>128867126
>Labour voters are students and unemployed
Good job m8.

>>128867102

You have your head up your arse, hes been to safe seats, marginals and safe Tory seats.
Anybody can cherry pick from one of his 50 public ralleys

>>128866725
You know what constituency curzon street is REALLY close to? Birmingham Erdington

>>128867071
the funny thing is if you tax the rich they just move to another country.

>>128867179
>>WE CAN ANNOUNCE THE RESULT OF OUR EXCLUSIVE EXIT POLL WHICH HAS THE TORIES ON 374 SEATS AND LABOUR ON 210
How the fuck does the maths work out on that anon

>>128866967
It does matter if Corbyn secures a better vote count overall than Miliband for the inevitable leadership challenge.

Corbyn is worrying about the aftermath within the party, not the election.

Remember, the snap election has been called before he has a chance at finally reorganising and reforming the party and its constitution to be genuinely socialist again and undo New Labour.

If he is defeated but at least did alright compared to Milimeme, then it means he can stay and fight off any challenge at leadership (which he would win easily given that the voting members overwhelmingly adore him).

>>128866626

I wonder what Woes says now the Conservatives have unsheathed internet plans.

>>128867099
It's a Liverpool constituency. Literally no chance of it flipping.

>>128866971
I think you're pretty much spot on. So what if more non-whites and metropolitan people are going to vote Labour? They all live in seats which Labour hold currently. Won't make a difference.

>>128867199
>Brexit is only safe under Labour.
Labour had 10 brexit MPs, the tories had 150.
We have David Davis in charge of leaving, not remainer Keir fucking Starmer like Labour would do. They would keep us in everything like the customs union and single market and keep free movement

>>128866522
that's fine. brings my 'turned vote' tally to 93+ Labour. 29 are in marginal seats.. Every little helps.

>>128867310

594 - Tories + Labour

The rest for the rest...

At least we won't have to worry about terrorists today. They're all watching the cricket.

>>128867289

so another safe Labour seat?

made me think

>>128867258
Yeah, he's gone to random safe seats.
Meanwhile May has been to a few tory marginals and lots of labour marginals only.
Corbyn's campaign is a complete mess in that sense.

>>128865724
If you read the book, 1984 was great for the ordinary prole, bad for the educated upper middle class but the prole was left alone.

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do it boys.
do it for benn.

>>128867136
It looks like it was shit out of an arabs arse

>>128867314
Thing is if he wins and becomes PM, a vote of no confidence is all it takes to get rid of him, and all labour blairites + tories + some lib dems will vote for it

>>128867428
>so another safe Labour seat?
Everyone's saying it's gonna turn

>>128867475
fuck that maoist degenerate

>>128867179
If the Tories end up with a majority less than 100 is a loss for them. All Labour needs to do is to win more than 200 seats and they will be the victors.

>>128867512
Yes but then momentum will vote him back in no?

>>128867590
>if we lose, we win
The STATE of labour shills

>>128867590

LMAO

>>128866646
>hold rally in central location with venue and transport links to support it
>area is inevitably a labour seat
>20-30k people come in to see him from miles around
NICE CAMPAIGNING IN A SAFE SEAT DESU
meanwhile
>Theresa May can't get a fucker to open the door on a pre-planned stop in a battleground
oh jeez. at some point today you will notice that everything has gone strangely quiet from the labour party, eerily quiet in fact. All the buzzing amongst tory activists about 2015 and internal polling and ground game isn't going to matter once you see what's coming down the turnpike. Tory boys in for a long night when they see the turnout figures. Corbyn PM is a done deal, we are just figuring out the exact implementation with this election.

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>>128867190
>b-but muh big crowd

Pic related is the sort of Labour rally they don't want people to see

>>128867534

oh sorry m8 thought you was being a labour fanny like "YE WELL M8 HE'S NEAR A NOT SO BAD CONSTITUENCY AS WELL"

probs will given that UKIP aren't running there

>>128867590
This desu. But I still think they will lose. Haven't met anyone outside 4chan who says they're voting Conservatives.

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>>128867475
>for benn

And for the Beast of Bolsover!

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Found an old front page of the Sunday Mail from after the 97 election, before it all went downhill

>>128867199
Oh come on, if your going to tell porkys, make them at least a little believable.

>>128867314
>If he is defeated but at least did alright compared to Milimeme, then it means he can stay and fight off any challenge at leadership
He doesn't need to do better than Ed. The Labour party has been infiltrated by the far left of British society. They will keep voting Corbyn in, even when the actual politicians defect to an existing or new party. If Corbyn steps down, they will elect a replica. Labour's electability will not change unless the Conservatives really balls things up down the road.

>>128866707
I'm off work because of it. I actually think pre-election nerves are a factor. I just need to man up.

>>128867658
Fucking lol mate

>>128867590
>If we lose we win
Really makes me think.

>>128867590
>t. Trudeau

>>128867701
You need to leave your house more then.

>>128867398
>56 left
>18 in NI
>1 for the speaker
>3 Plaid safe seats
>1 almost certain Green seat

Are you seriously suggesting the SNP and LibDems will get 33 seats between them

>>128866691
>trip fag
>ABSOLUTE STATE cringe tier fake camaraderie
>Fucks sakeS not fucks sake

GET OUT

>>128867781
>t. Eton boy

>>128866450
Staithes. I thought it were Hastings for a mo but it isn;t.

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>ukips only policy is to make the passports blue
LOL

>>128867590
>if you defeat your enemies in an election, they win

>>128867600
We don't know what might happen, if Corbyn gets booted out from parliament as PM it might be another election or it might just be some blairite who gets picked by labour party and then wins the vote of no confidence and then everyone will collectively shit themselves because a completely unelected shill will be the PM

>>128867590
I think I know what you mean, but a loss is a loss.

>>128867821
I'm from a northern industrial city.

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>>128867378
>We have David Davis in charge of leaving

Yeah because having someone who intends to leave the room if discussions aren't going his way will work so well...

Under May it's going to be no deal at all, just to fuck us over so we'll have to go cap in hand begging to be EU members again in a few years. THAT IS HER PLAN.

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>>128864590
This election is legitimately a hard choice and if you haven't been struggling you either haven't done your research or you're just an ideologue.

>>128867878
SHEFFIELD

>>128867590
>if you form a majority government, the opposition wins
Do fuck off you bungling scum sucker

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KEK

>>128867721
True, but that's what Corbyn and co. are actually aiming for this election.

And the Conservatives will eventually become unelectable themselves, it's all just pendulum swings. One day we csn hope both parties disintegrate rather than just Labour.

>>128867988
fucking hell thats a good one

>>128867824
That wasn't made by the actual BBC. look at the emoji's, they've been done really shit

>>128867899
Imagine actively trying this hard to be cretinously retarded.

>>128867016
Indeed. It takes decades to build up the power to will yourself to leave the house voluntarily in the rain , hence why only old people can do it.

>>128867899
>because having someone who intends to leave the room if discussions aren't going his way will work so well...
That's literally what you do in any fucking negotiation. You don't try to negotiate a house price by starting with
>I'LL PAY ANY PRICE SINCE I WON'T TAKE NO DEAL AT ALL
That's asking to be fucked in the arse during the negotiations, you stupid, short-sighted, muppet

>>128864590
>want to vote Tory
>constituency is Durham NW

any point lads?

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>>128867703
>mfw his seat is actually in play this election

>>128867804
>being this new

>>128867945
He is right in the sense that the Tories already had a majority before calling the election.
Theresa May just did it because backbenchers were rebelling at every single idea she came up with.

Bottom line is, the cabinet has lost control of the parliamentary party. They need a significant majority otherwise the whole point of this snap election will be moot.

>>128867899
You might be clinically retarded and/or underage

>>128868064
>you stupid, short-sighted, muppet
these insults are why i come here, top notch banter

>>128868076
Voteshare lad

>>128867751
nice argument

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>>128867590
>The best way to defeat them is to let them win

A FUCKING LEAF

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APRIL IS THE ALL TIME BEST PEEP SHOW GRILL

>>128867910
>This election is legitimately a hard choice
It's really not.

If it weren't for Brexit, Corbyn's terror record and Labour's refusal to talk seriously about immigration you might have a point. In reality, those three things all feature in the top 5 issues for this election and Labour is dead on arrival on all of them.

Incidentally, the remaining two are the economy and the NHS, and labour lose on one of those too.

>>128868079
Hope he loses it so I can laugh at the momentum shills on here.

>>128868149
Your post was so incredible I can do little but laugh

>>128867899
>someone who intends to leave the room if discussions aren't going his way

Literally the first rule of any negotiation is to be prepared to walk away. If you won't walk away no matter what, then you inevitably get a worse deal.

>>128868082
i've been here longer than you. your opinion doesn't matter to me for a number of reasons but chief amongst them is you are a tripfag

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>daily record comparing the blairs to the kennedys

kek

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>left wing parties want it lowered to 16
>right wing parties want it increased to 18

Which is the right choice?

>>128865247
I wonder if this is considered a hate crime?

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Anyone else /not voting/ here?
Not even joking desu

>>128868291
imagine having to tell your friends at school who your dad is

>>128868325
Keep it at 18, we don't need more Labour voters.

>>128868325
How can you increase it to something it already is

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>The sun unironically use survey monkey as a pollster
JUST

>>128865115
Yvette Cooper Shadow Minister for Not being able to take a joke and being a mardy cunt.

>>128868325
>letting emotional 16yo's vote
no pls

>>128867398
Nicola Sturgeon or Tim Farron on literal suicide watch, possibly both.

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>>128868182
No shit

>>128868325
21 if you pay income tax, 50 if you don't.

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>>128868325
>Increase it to 18

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>>128867590

>>128868415
There's a reason britain elects isn't posting those

I will be writing Trump on the ballot paper tomorrow and be posting here.

>>128868415
Some monkey was on Daily Politics today and he brought his survey along for everyone to laugh at

>>128868325
Hike it to 25.

>>128868325
Well 16 year olds can work and pay tax so why shouldn't they vote

>>128867845
On the remote possibility that Corbyn getting elected. Mandys got a couple of lads, with an icepick waiting in number 10.

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>>128868258

Yes, Keep giving me (You)'s you fucking dumbcunt.
Like I said, N E W.

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the biggest issue of this election...

>>128868459
this

Holy fucking shit it's real.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40185507/election-2017-what-the-parties-are-saying-on-almost-everything

>>128868325
Should really be 21.

>>128868520
>Well foreigners can work and pay tax so why shouldn't they vote

NEW

>>128867580

>>128867580

>>128867580

>>128867580

>>128868325

If you are technically eligible to pay tax on your earnings you should get a vote.

>>128867899
Imagine negotiating buying a car, but saying to the salesman what ever happens I am going to leave with a car. Do you think you will get a fair price? Couldn't he just demand what ever price he wanted, because you've agreed you will buy a car no matter what?

By this logic, how could we ever leave or even negotiate a better position with in the EU? If we're never willing to walk away with out a deal, couldn't thehnjust impose anything they want on us, 'cause we can never actually just walk away?

>>128868494
Are you a moron?

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>>128865413

>>128868555
>period poverty
fucking top kek

>>128868231
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/858916831909756928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.co.uk%2Fentry%2Ftheresa-mays-attempts-at-door-knocking-in-aberdeenshire-did-not-go-well_uk_59071064e4b05c3976809143

womp womp. it's almost as if the Tories have been getting fucked door to door since before this election turned into the horror show for May it has become. You think that you go from vid related (May 1) through THAT manifesto disaster, those gaffes in the media, terrorist attacks the PM is directly responsible for etc. and go up 2%

how naive are you? There is going to be a polling enquiry alright, but the question is going to be 'why did the pollsters not price 10% collapse amongst key tory demos (OAP, scared women) into their predictions.

get out of your echo chamber. you boys are in trouble.

>>128868555
so UKIP doing away with the tampon tax counts for nothing then

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>>128868076
>Durham NW
Yep.
Conservatives can win there

>>128868325
The 'right choice' is raising it to 21 and limiting voting rights to people who pay income tax

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>>128868325
Every single left wing party in the world try and create legislation allowing children to vote and they do it for a reason. Leave it at fucking 18.

>>128865415
it's the result of coons taking gender studies degrees and thinking they are the ticket.

never is it hot chocolate snatch saying this, always the munters.

>>128868325
I go to a college full of 16 year olds.

they legitimately care more about getting pissed on weekends and having sex at house parties than anything else

>>128868555
What the fuck.

>>128866637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20&

>>128868607
It hasn't even hit the bump limit yet you retarded tripfag

>>128867899
>Yeah because having someone who intends to leave the room if discussions aren't going his way will work so well...

Are you a retard?

>>128868520
11 year olds can "work" at a lemonade stand and pay VAT too. Should they vote?

>>128868325

>The only parties who want to lower it are the only ones who will benefit from it

Really made me ponder

>>128868429
we let women vote; what's the difference?