Brit/pol/ Daily Politics Edition

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v-vote UKIP pls senpais....

first for Greg Knight

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Why is Jezza holding a rally in a constituency with a Labour majority of over 20,000?

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>>128858574
damn I love a roti, been too long.

>>128858575
reminder

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nth for tim

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Did any of you lads actually vote "No" in the AV referendum?

I know it's not a perfect replacement, far from it, but what made you get up on that day and walk to your Polling Station to defend FPTP?

>>128858639

I voted Yes it's the only progressive thing I've ever voted for.

>tfw accidentally split the thread

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Really makes you think

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Kaya

Daily reminder that the Tories sold weapons to terrorists, and amber Rudd censored someone who pointed it out.

ukip is a meme vote tory

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>>128858574
>mfw on a diet

>>128858574
>Replacing salad with chips

Being northern is a mental illness.

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G'day lads. Just wiped me arse, and it reminded me of Britain

Has anyone got that satire horror clip entitled 'skimmed' on you tube with tim farron?

>Lammy disagreeing with half of his own party's policies on DP the day before the election

Utter shambles

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What is she thinking when she dresses like this?

>>128858612
Because all he cares about is vote share so he can fight off another leadership challenge.

>>128858511

Shes Gone lads

>>128858639
AV ref losing was one of the most baffling thing I saw in my life.

The entire "No" campaign was "These snobs think they can tell us what to do? Say no to these smarty pants!" and it totally worked.

>>128858803
LABOUR NO

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>>128858749

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Postal voting desu.

>>128858772
She's a Christian in the UK, she doesn't have to cover her hair here, Rasheed

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Lads all I want is accountability with conservative delivery.

>>128858805

AV was shit, it was nowhere near PR it was a token thing for the Lib-Dems in the coalition and people here don't want PR.

>>128858639
Yeah I voted no, just look at any European government you fucking retard.

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F

>>128858749
Poor texture and colour for stool, if this is common you should adjust your diet.

>>128858853
Shes wearing that chain again

>>128858701
What weapons were those?

>>128858639
AV was a bad choice, should have gone for what the Scottish Parliament has, constituencies and regional lists.

>>128858862
It's much better than nothing and doesn't preclude PR at a later point if that's what you want.

>>128858862
I didn't even bother to vote in this one. Changing the way votes are counted is not going to change the direction of our country one bit.

Imagine my shock when I learned that Khuram Butt was a habitual cannabis smoker. Are you going to apologise yet you disgusting reprobates?

>>128858947

No it isn't much better than nothing it is shit and that is why it was rejected by 70%.

>>128858749
eat more fibre

>>128858772
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>>128858639
I voted no. Because it's shit.

>>128858910
F

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-labour-replaced-sacked-lyn-brown-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7776491.html

https://archive.is/pLiiT

>Diane Abbott is being replaced as Labour's shadow home secretary during a "period of her ill health", the party has confirmed.

>She will be replaced by Lyn Brown, who currently serves as the party's the shadow policing minister.

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I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH LADS

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>>128858853
Pretty sure you're a thousand times worse in that regard

>>128859013
promise free gibs

>>128858965
s-sory Peter

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Is David Lammy ok? He's permanently pulling autistic fake laughing faces on Daily Politics

Pref voting is boring tbqh

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Who else lives in one of these constituencies?

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>>128859053

Are Neil is tearing Lammy a new arsehole on DP. The Tory doesn't even have to say anything.

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>>128858626

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>>128858217
Same, except I don't find him very funny these days. He does the same thing over and over.

>Now I'm going to ironically do a running commentary/criticism of my own act, starting by ironically telling you that there's a joke coming up, and ironically telling you the punchline 15 times, ironically of course.
>OK are you ready for the joke?
>Here it is: I want to gas everyone north of Watford, but not really, because I'm ironically a slimy cosmopolitan lefty, but not really, but I really am, but not really, because it's irony and I'm too clever for you, ironically.
>Oh this part of the audience did this, and that part of the audience did that!

It gets boring fast.
His audience are worse than he is though. He clearly knows that he's an out-of-touch sneering lefty twat (but I suppose he likes that lifestyle, whatever). His audience are mostly smug twats laughing at esoteric jokes that they probably don't really understand. Then they look down their nose at the plebs who "don't get it".

>>128858639

I voted Yes and the No vote winning seriously demoralised me, later I abandoned the idea of Democracy being considered good at all

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>>128858965

It's illegal

Does anyone watch the ITV election coverage?

>>128859092
>David Lammy OK?
The man thinks the colour of smoke is racist.

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who should i vote for?

corbyn is a communist

but

may lost a huge lead, and threatened our internet

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>>128859053

>>128858980
Australia has AV Plus, and its politics is less retarded post-AV Plus than pre-.

Our manifesto is costed.

t. shaved Diana Abbott

redpill me on this land tax sounds dodgy tbqh

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>>128858910
Ah fuck, RIP

>>128859152

B N P
N
P

>>128858859
Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

>>128859152

Vote UKIP

>>128859171
Never use australian politics as a positive example.

May spewing total spaghetti right now on BBC News

>>128859106
>when you see someone you think you know in public but actually dont

>>128859274
REE I'M WATCHING DP

>tfw ten minutes to load up a new stream

>lammy has a fat roll on his nose

Wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

Tomorrow

>>128859171
mate, the only reason there is nothing big coming from this place is because literally nobody fucking cares whos in power because our parties are equally shit.

there is literally no reason to vote here. I care more about the UK election than our own rn

>>128859204

>criticizes the Mogg

Apologize now

>>128859149
>>128859092
Man is a massive cunt.

>>128858906
Miles ahead of what you have, spastic

>>128859219
A vote for UKIP is a vote for Labour

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W H E N ?
H
E
N
?

>>128859366
>criticizes
>z
kill yourself please

Reminder that Labour is going to keep us in the single market which will effectively keep us in the EU in everything but name.

>>128859204
There is literally nothing wrong with surveillance if mogg is in charge and restores the empire

>>128859366
t. liberal

>>128859410
only in marginals

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RIP

>>128859425

>please
>p

kys fggt

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>>128858910

F

Bodger and Badger one of the last implicitly pro-white tv programmes.

>>128858639
Voted yes, the system proposed wasn't that good, but, like Brexit you have to grab the chance for change when it comes. Once you've got it you can then adjust it to fit. But miss it and its gone for your lifetime.

>HuffPo
JUST

>>128859204
Yeah that always did upset me how he campaigned against UKIP, and attacked them.

https://youtu.be/EnuoOfbi1SE

I only like him because he is such a loveable traditional character. I voted UKIP by postal last week.

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>>128859567

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Poz boy has been PURGED

>>128859408
>it's a totally irrelevant shithole country spews worthless commentary on another's system of government

thought you learnt your lesson after Trump.

>>128859551
not to mention explicitly pro-mashed potatoes

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>>128859053

We shan't see the likes of him again in our lifetimes.

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VOTE ANYONE BUT TORIES

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>>128859174
>shaved Diana Abbott

Oh I am stealing that one m8

>>128858574
Where's the texture?

At least throw some lettuce on it

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well this thread is shite so far

>But can we even trust the polls? Not according to Michael Moszynski, a pundit who correctly predicted the results of the EU Referendum, Scottish referendum and 2015 General Election within 0.3 per cent.
>Writing in The Telegraph, Mr Moszynski, chief Executive and Founder of London Advertising, said the Conservatives remain "safely on course for a three-figure majority".
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/everything-need-know-tomorrows-important-uk-election/

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Who /getlumpedinwithpakivoters/ here?

>>128858639

I voted for Lib Dems purely to get the AV referendum.

Fucking no clue why people still want FPTP.

The election is so close.

Think we'll get a thread sticky on the night?

Hilary Briss.

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>May drinks tea without milk

>>128859470
Pretty much anywhere actually, conservatives need safe seats for a strong majority that will wipe out Labour chances even with an SNP coalition and UKIP are the only threat to them in those places. If you want brexit to happen conservative is the only vote you should consider.

>>128859688

no probably not

>>128859600
Just pointing out your absolute laughable system of voting
It's pathetic, every election is just a vote for the least terrible party instead of what you actually believe in.
Get fucked with your shit system

https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/labour-supporters-in-bristol-erect-banner-with-1.439599

>Oy veying this hard

I'm Jewish and I don't see the problem with this. May is a zionist, pointing that out is not anuddah shoah.

I hope whenever you see Diane Abbot you're not forgetting Jeremy had his dick in her cunt and his lips on hers.

>And if human rights laws stop us from doing it, we will change those laws so we can do it.

And then, cuckservatives cheered.

Vote Corbyn tomorrow.

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>>128859598

>>128859678

are they promising avp?

>>128859678
The AV referendum was the first time the leftists decided that insulting the lower class and calling people 'backwards oiks' was a good strategy

My mate told me some pinkos were literally accosting people in their uni cafe telling them to vote yes

It all went downhill since then

>>128859688
Yeah, we had one for the EU referendum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DalFeLbPFII

here /brit/pol borrow one of our anti labo(u)r ads!

>>128859735
>why don't you have a constant stream of left coalitions like everyone else in europe

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>>128859668
>tfw the kid took it round him like he wasn't even there

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>Use your #PowerToDecide. Vote on 8th June.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIBgQ5uNDQA

>>128859745

I'm jealous of him, smashing Dianne's thicc black booty has been a dream of mine ever since I saw her saunter onto my tv screen

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>>128859598
>Too left for the Blairites
>Too unpredictable for the Corbynistas
>Too Labour for the Lib Dems

Where next? Reinvent himself as a poundshop Milo and attach himself to the right?

>>128859053
PUT ASIDE THE RHETORIC AND GET ROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE

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You now remember that this party stood in the 2014 EU UK elections.

Utter cunts.

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>Less than 48 hours until Labour and Scotland get BTFO AGAIN because they don't understand voting demographics, FPTP and the determination of OAPs

Going to be monitoring /r/unitedkingdom and giving you the best screenshots throughout the night

>>128859827
The Dutch haven't had that since the early 2000a you mongoloid.

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>>128859799

So will the sticky be full of foreigners?

Should I just stay in Brit/pol/?

>>128859868
god what a good time we had when he was about

>>128859688
Think so, The French did.

>>128859132
t. Pleb who doesn't get it

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Why would Jeremy even bother replacing her a day before the election, all it will do is remind people that Abbott exists and that Jeremy was willing to put her up to the country to run the police. The news programs will have to show her cock-ups over the past few months clipped together to explain why she's been replaced, further reminding everyone

And like 80% of people won't even see that she's been replaced, the rest that do will take away that his team is in a shambles

Who will this appeal to?

Today's Evening Standard to show what I'm talking about

>ABSOLUTE STATE

>>128859688
unstickied brit/pol/ is more comfy
sticky will just fill up with dirty foreigners

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>>128859686
I see your statue man and raise you the music man, indy candidate of love.

>>128859844
>Don't forget to vote fellow young people!
>Just make sure it's for Jeremy!

This Daily Politics is really comfy and has a genuine last-day-of-term feel.

just bet £100 on tories getting a majority lads

am i going to lose my pocket money tomorrow?

>>128859895
>implying they aren't all the same

>>128859885
Doing Gods work anon. The salt must flow.

>>128859722
They'll have the safe seats because they're fucking safe, some people not swinging from UKIP to conservative won't somehow make them lose those seats.

>>128859922

if in doubt. keep em out.

>>128859948
you'll be rich boi

>>128859885
KEEN AS A BEAN TO WATCH SNP SINK

FUCK THOSE CUNTS

>>128859899
Yep, the sticky will be going at a ridiculous speed anyway so I imagine Brit/pol/ will at least be readable

>>128859895
Yeah it's all centre-right politics in the Netherlands! Fucking hell how delusional can you get.

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Someone post the isabel oakeshott webm I made I know at least one of you fags saved it

>implying a party with a majority is ever going to vote for PR

Why the fuck would they and do we want constant coalitions? NO!

Best case scenario is that we have a more right wing party form and basically be the little man in a Tory coalition but then we would also get Lab/LD/SNP/Grn coalitions constantly.

>>128859948
No, that's a pretty safe bet.

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>>128859948
I bet 100 on Labour getting 200+ seats.

Happy if I win, happy if I lose.

What's happened with Abbo lads? Has she been sacked or what?

Did Corbyn give his

>24 hours to save are en aitch ess

line?

>>128859722
>his constituency isn't 52.5% Conservative, 20.1% UKIP and 17.9% Labour
all voting UKIP will do here is put a fire up Shailesh Vara's arse and encourage them to run again in 5 years time

>>128859204
>>128859678
>>128859688
>>128859885
>>128859919
>>128859967
>>128860010
Wow!

It sure is reddit in here.

>>128859885

>Going to be monitoring /r/unitedkingdom and giving you the best screenshots throughout the night

I look forward to it

>>128859919
Maybe she's actually dying of diabetes

>>128860052
They've pushed her to the side for the rest of the election so she can't fuck anything else up.

>>128859899
Stickys attract stupid shitposts because of the speed

Plus it'll be evening in burgerland as results come in and they don't know what's going on

Pointless, stay in brit/pol/, thankfully a sticky will attract mongs there and they'll stay out of here

>>128859885
Desu during Brexit a bunch of us browsed the Neofag thread and it was fucking fantastic.

>>128860069

>people type paragraphs like a normal human being
>r-r-r-eddit

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>>128860002
Most is, we have 2 far right ones (PVV,FvD)
>>128859954
>implying you know what you're talking about

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>>128859410
Nope. Fuck off, Tory shill. Vote UKIP

>>128860069
>reddit spacing

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>>128859987
>complain about police cuts
>Still have enough manpower to police mean comments on twitter

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>>128860008

hot

btw u guys should read her book Call me Dave

very good scoops on David Cameron and his pack

>>128859678
>No idea why people would want a devolved system of regional representation which produces regular majorities

Admittedly AV isn't that bad compared to the dreaded "proportional representation" (aka, 1000 Lefty Reich), but it's basically just FPTP+ anyway. No idea why anyone would want it so much over what we've already got.

>someone put £1000 on greens

>>128860069
I refuse to believe anyone outside of reddit actually uses exclamation points unless they're little girls

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I'VE GOT NINETY-TWELVE MONTHS TO LIVE
>dies tomorrow

Some cunt put £1000 on the greens winning... could have given me that money desu

>>128860152

*met him before the peace process began

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>>128860108
Their salt is delicious, but it's normally better if you've actually won something. Unfortunately whatever the outcome, we're fucked. Still, the tears will be hilarious.

>>128859919
Corbyn doesn't want her as Home Secretary so claiming that she's ill gives him a reason to 'temporarily' replace her.

>>128859899
'Stickies' are named so because they attract and trap annoying flies and pests. Stay in Brit/pol/.

>>128860191
>exclamation points
its a mark not a point you yank cunt

>>128860104
So she is still shadow HS? For fuck sake.

>>128858639
the fact that Nick Clegg and Lib Dems were the loudest pro-AV group and Nick Clegg was quoted as calling the AV system "a miserable compromise" kind of scuppered it

when the Yes side doesn't really believe in what they're fighting for its hard to get people excited for it

>>128860145

the solution is simple more army personnel on our streets its not like the army reserve is doing much else right now

>>128860131
UKIP still exist?

>>128860069
A line break after greentext isn't reddit you fuck

>>128860198
What fucking dirt does she have on Corbyn that he's kept her around for so long?

I reckon she gave him HIV in the 70s and threatens to reveal it if he kicks her out.

>>128859049
Now she just needs to stay out along with Corbyn growing a pair and then maybe Labour might be worth voting for.

>>128860152
>Queen meets McGuinness after he put aside the rhetoric and got around the negotiating table and while he was in his position as Deputy First Minister
>Corbyn meets him and other while they were still planting bombs

Clearly the same thing

Why is Diane Abott even allowed to be in politics? She's the most disgusting sweaty woman I have ever seen.

>>128860239
Not quite sure tbqh, some stuff I've read implies she's out temporarily, others that she will be stepping down after the election is over.

>>128860224
But reshuffles happen after the election

Theresa May wasn't even Shadow Home Secretary before the 2010 election, it's perfectly normal to chop and change after the election, he was under no obligation to remove her before

>>128860159
I want av+. Might get more far leftists in but would also mean the far right gets more representation.

>>128859919
It's not meant to be a political master move. It's the result of arguments between Abbott and McDonnell and Milne.

>Neil absolutely destroying survation polls

>>128860306

She shagged her way to the top like an out of control sex baboon

>>128860338

Only true PR would give us far right MPs.

The best hope is that we get rid of the Lords and make it a PR elected upper house.

>>128860306
Every team has to have a mascot.

survation looking shifty

>>128860306
She's an 8/10 in Britain

>>128860306

you can also hear the sound of her mouth churning and clicking when she talks makes me feel fucking sick to death

>Survation person studied at the Diane Abbott school of mathematics

>This incredibly worried looking man from Survation on DP

kek

>>128860306

Because she's a nigger.

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>literally everyone on set laughing and taking the piss out of the Survation kike

>>128860314
Fair enough, cheers. Hopefully I never have to see her again. She's good for a laugh but she makes me feel physically sick and angry.

>>128860427

fucking kek

>>128859421
>You will never go into battle with Dan "Jihadi Fucker" Jarvis armed with knives and the insatiable desire for justice

Feels bad man

>>128860415
>8/10

is that how many pints you'd need before you shagged her?

Survation guy is a moron

>>128860010
>Best case scenario is that we have a more right wing party form and basically be the little man in a Tory coalition
What like UKIP could've been in 2015 with 12% of the vote?

>>128860489
It's the odds of your cock falling off in the process.

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JUST

>>128860489

I wouldn't let my dog fuck her

Survation getting picked apart live on air

>>128860535

Yes they would've got 60 seats.

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>Imaging believing in democracy

>>128860545
didn't corbyn shag her?

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>>128860295
>>Queen meets McGuinness after he put aside the rhetoric and got around the negotiating table

nice 1 lad

>>128858740
lost 4 kg in 2 months. How you do anon?

>>128860576
It would help if he could fucking finish a sentence.

>tfw DUP going to dominate the Northern Irish elections
>tfw their autism is going to do fuck all but help Sinn Fein
>tfw there literally doesn't seem to be anything that can be done to stop SF eventually winning

what the fuck do I do lads

>>128859885
>Labour don't understand FPTP
>Tony blair didn't redraw the seats in labour's favour

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>Mao was a good guy

>>128860405
But PR doesn't really work unless you increase the number of MPs. PR HoL could be good though, but I feel like that would just end in nothing ever changing as they block everything and parliament can never agree.

Should just elect somebody we know will dissolve parliament, abolish the monarchy and become a dictator desu.

This Survation guy is a right autist

Kek at people thinking UKIP voters from last time are going Tory. Last time a bunch of my family and friends went UKIP, but are actually Labour voters. Now they're going back to Labour. Shit's going to be funny.

>>128860607

he rammed her fat black ass home and came balls deep in her heavenly leathery monkey pussy

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wtf is the deal with andrew neils hair?

>>128860673
WHAAAAAAAAAT!

>no overall majority
t. increasingly nervous survation kike

>>128860729
>w we can win t tomorrow right?
no one cares about your anecdotal evidence for losing tomorrow

>>128860306
well Corbyn fucked her, she's a black babboon that other west indies sorts flock under so she garners labour that part of the London vote and she's a woman.

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Brit/pol/! I have just received new orders. Our Tory elite superiors say the Election is cancelled, and we can all go home.

May is getting paid off for her crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing.

>But... we can all go home.

Meanwhile, ideas like peace, freedom and justice - they get packed up.

>But... we can all go home.

Well... I'm not going home.

I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Tory's ass so HARD... that the next Thatcher wanna-be is gonna feel it.

NOW WHO WANTS TO GO HOME...AND WHO WANT TO GO VOTE CORBYN WITH ME?!

>>128860338
It doesn't matter how much representation you have when none of the other parties would touch you with a shitty stick. UKIP could get 150 MPs and they would still get frozen out of politics because "muh Nazis".

Instead you end up with the inevitable (and immovable) minority government cobbled together by the Left, featuring all sorts of actual political extremists like the SWP.

Be careful what you wish for.

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>>128859686
My town could have had a glorious bronze statue dedicated to the miners that worked in the pits here but instead we got four blocky concrete Soviet-like statues circling a roundabout. They look hideous and actually wasn't long before their unveiling that someone drove a car over the roundabout and knocked one of the arms of the statues off. I hate these decadent "arty" pieces cropping up around the country.

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>>128860731
>heavenly leathery monkey pussy

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>>128859053

MILKMAN

Team Reddit represent

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>>128858965

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>It's worth pointing out the Survation poll was done after #BBCQT - The establishment are currently shitting themselves.

>CON 40% LAB 39%

https://twitter.com/Rachael_Swindon/status/871097116030119936

Did these idiots learn nothing from 2015?

>>128859885
thanks! gonna make the preparations for a comfy evening.

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What's /britpol/ watching / listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWamIE8tMbA

>>128860686
>But PR doesn't really work unless you increase the number of MPs
What the fuck is this shit? There's 129 MSP's in the scottish parliament and that works fine. the 73 MEP EU parliament also worked fine.

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Reminder

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Not that ill, then.

>>128860893
>shitting themselves over some idiot who had an undergrad degree level model

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>Working until 22:30 tomorrow

I said yes to the shift without thinking

>>128860918
can't stand him when he talks politics

>>128860833
Looks like Wojak

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Daily Stormer unironically endorses Corbyn

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>128860785
He's had several hair transplants. At least it isn't as badly dyed as sometimes

>>128860785
Typical Scottish hair.

>>128860970
>Touched
Just threw up at the thought of it.

>10 minutes behind DP
>survation guy just getting laughed at by everyone

Almost feel sorry for him.

The BBC election commentary is pure comfy. I don't know how people can watch any other coverage.

>>128860828
>Instead you end up with the inevitable (and immovable) minority government cobbled together by the Left

>Minority government
>Immovable

>>128861014
Don't worry lad you wont miss anything

>>128860963
Don't know how this isn't a conflict of interest seeing as mudshits revere the Saudis as the custodians of the two mosques

>>128859049
fucking top kek. that sky news interview was the best. she was like a confused sjw bitch. they better kick that shit out of parliament. we cant have that shit in there

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v-vote Corbyn guys

>>128860970
>Still standing!
So it's not diabetes then?

>>128860970

>She can tweet therefor shes not ill

One of the London victims who was stabbed in the throat gave a tv interview this morning
Your racism and misogyny is showing

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>A ploughman's lunch (abbrev. to ploughman's) is an English cold meal which consists of bread, butter, sliced onion, wedges of cheese, and ale

>>128858639
AV was just as shilling as the original except it was a LibDem shill.

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>Well I know you are often in the fridge

>>128861122
This. Couldn't imagine election night without David D.

>>128861014
Nothing happens until around midnight anyway, you'll just miss exit poll discussion and the extremely early seats.

>>128860952
Because we vote in areas. If we stick with 650 we will just still essentially have fptp. Maybe you're thinking of AV

>>128861129
I know I won't miss anything really important but I would have wanted to see the chimp out when the exit poll is released.

Anyone got any good caps of reddit lefties falling for the polls and getting excited?

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>on the fridge of the Starship Enterprise

Lads I've been thinking (please reply)

We need some sort of way to combat theresa's regulation bill

>>128861199
>no whitebait
>no ham
Lad...

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>voting will fix this

>>128861242
Screencapping this to laugh at you tomorrow

>>128861265
Vote UKIP.

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>>128859053
why the fuck did I vote green in that election (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

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PAKIS OUT

U get me?

Why do all tripfags try and emulate YKTD?

It's fucking bizarre.

>>128861237
>Because we vote in areas
So do the scottish and EU parliments

>>128859132
>le who will process my crisps man

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>2017
>voting
>shiggy

This is supposed to be a high class bureau de change, not some two bit punch and judy show on the seafront of Margate

and as for you...


....you can paack your baaaaags.... YOU'RE OOOUT

>>128861035
>https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

Looks like he'll be the first socialist to put both jews and anticommunists in concentration camps

>>128860963
you can't enter certain areas without becoming a muslim

pretty tactical

>>128858853
Deutschebank BTFO

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>>128861122
>>128861219

>That comfortable moment at 12:00 AM when all the predictions by the Left get BTFO

Was comfy with AV, was comfy with Conservatives, was comfy with BREXIT, was comfy with Trump and will be comfy again

>spokesperson for a polling company
>"ok we start with a representative sample..."

wew

>>128859053
We all do. Such a nice chap.

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/872378742273953792

The tears, boys. The tears.

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>>128860785
>Obligatory Brillo Pad photo

>>128861402
>AV
what is this

>>128861402
How is Le Pen doing?

>>128861280
>>128861280
>whitebait
>ham
>in a ploughman's

Lad...

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Fuck me, have you seen the DM and Sun's front pages this morning? The tabloids in this country are fucking shocking. The rest of the civilised world (not including the US) has some dodgy media but I can't imagine another country in Europe where you'd consistently get away with the sort of shameless crap the Sun, DM et al print on a weekly basis.

The Express headline is literally "VOTE MAY OR WE FACE DISASTER". How is that anything other than election manipulation? It's not even reporting on anything, it's literally telling voters who to vote for. Freedom of the press is one thing and headlines like that are entirely another. Even if people don't buy these rags they'll see headlines like this at train stations and news agents and I have no doubt it will plant ideas in their heads about Corbyn being a literal terrorist and stuff like that.

A well-informed electorate is essential for a decent democracy, and what chance do we have of that when this kind of reporting is the norm?

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>>128860640
Good effort lad, i've lost 3kg in about a month. Need to lose another 6 before I can apply for the RNR. Fucked it and had a fry up yesterday desu.

>>128861402

Better thing is the Tories will get 3% higher than any prediction because of the shy Tory effect so things will only get better.

>>128861122
How do you do it? I can't watch the BBC at all without seething.

>>128860970

>tfw Diane accidentally votes Tory because she's "confused"

>>128861038
Post more Babs!

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>>128861330
YKTD's hypocritical and nihilistic pit is just a very common endpoint for 'intelligent' losers and fuckups

>>128861128
Yep. Unless you could convince the Tories to ally themselves with UKIP (which would be political suicide, or at least they think it would be), then no one could replace the lefty alliance. That's how it works - the right gets fragmented by accusations of "REEE NAZI", the left slithers into power.

>>128861199
I love a good ploughman's lunch.

>>128861035
I don't go to DS any more but that's actually not a bad article.

>>128861473
The anti-Trump stuff was worse.

>>128858495
take the ultimate red pill here
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128861199
>no apple

>>128861337
M8. How do you think PR would change a single thing from how it is now if we kept constituencies and MP numbers? Think about it before responding.

Again, I think you're thinking of the alternative vote. PR is very different.

>>128861199

>...the specific term "ploughman's lunch" is believed to date no further back than the 1950s, when the Cheese Bureau (a marketing body affiliated to the J. Walter Thompson advertising agency) began promoting the meal in pubs as a way to increase the sales of cheese, which had recently ceased to be rationed. Its popularity increased as the Milk Marketing Board promoted the meal nationally throughout the 1960s.

>>128859053
HELL YES IM TOUGH ENOUGH

>>128861463
Apples and chine round here, m80.

>Abbott was ill, too ill to perform her shadow cabinet duties (which is fucking nothing)
>Corbyn was fine with putting her to the country to run the police and counter-terrorism but only replaced her when she publicly fucked up
>redditors right now are defending this

Fucking how

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>>128861463
A bare bones ploughman's is just the base upon which a hearty pub lunch is created.

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>>128861449
They're great aren't they. Can't wait for tomorrow night

>>128861473
>Free media in a free country publish whatever the fuck they want

You have to go back to Plebbit. This isn't a safe space.