Brit/pol/ - Racist QTs edition

daily reminder that karen is a filthy whore

>>128855071
She is fucking gorgeous. I want to tickle her tootsies.

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This is what our situation is:

Imagine there's a zombie apocalypse and you're stuck in a building. There are several doors open that the zombies are getting in through. Communists want to open more doors. Labour and Lib Dems want to leave the doors as they are. Conservatives want to leave the doors as they are but talk as if they're going to shut some of them. UKIP want to close most of the doors, but still allow the zombies to come in through a few, while trying to reason with the zombies already in the building. Marine Le Pen and Geert Wilders want to shut all the doors and try the demand the zombies already in the building stop being zombies. What we need is to get the zombies out of the building.

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BREAKING

Abbott diagnosed with early onset dementia

HUMAN RIGHTS FOR ALL ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAT ANYTHING ELSE

debate me

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>>128855115
deport your life

>>128855168

Long term rules out cancer.

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Tory shills out in full force today, like anyone is going to change their vote now. Can't wait for comfy threads tomorrow when the results are coming in.

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>>128855071
>Italian man Youssef Zaghba

Does Regaine work lads?

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>>128855175
The rights of barbarians hinder the right of white people to live comfortably within their own cultures.

>>128855071
>nosering
Ruined.

Redpill me on the upcoming elections. I don't know which Brit media sources to trust regarding the possible outcomes and their likelihood.

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This is Phil Murphy
>Democratic candidate for the NJ election
>Wants to turn NJ into a sanctuary state
>Goldman Sachs employee
>Millions in campaign donations
>was offered ambasadorship to Germany
>Was rejected by Merkel
>His rivals won't endorse him

>>128855133
Clinton voters in a nutshell

>>128855164
actually labours position is that there isnt actually a zombie apocalypse and all teh people screaming are stupid cunts

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>>128855164
In that situation you would probably leave the building. So are you saying we should abandon the UK?

Poor Diane.

She'll be upset at missing the remaining 15 days of campaigning.

>>128855204
Long term is literally a euphemism for cancer

>>128855248
Yes I use it

>>128855168
>they invent an illness for abbott ti hide the fact that she's just a retard

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>ackchyually the biggest Tory majority in 30 years would be an awful result

>>128855262

Comres and Ipsos Mori

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Not sure what to make of this lads

>>128855071

stop being helipobic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJO8t_wCUQ

>>128855175
muslims arent human

>>128855262
May will win 100%.

>>128855216
Reminds me of how when the second London attack happened the BBC chose the phrasing of "white van driver" to describe the attacker

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine

>How a woman from the far-right fell in love with a migrant

>Is everyone racist?

>When you really care about the election... but can't vote
>Three million citizens of other European Union countries live in the UK. How do they feel about a general election dominated by Brexit, in which they cannot vote?

>How an autistic child became world pinball champion

MUH RIGHT WING BIAS

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>>128855314
>Daily Stormer
Do you read the Talmud as well?

>>128855257
were a multicultural society in a global world and its only 50+ white racist uneducated faggots who say otherwise

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>>128855279
Isn't it more, if we didn't interfere with science and make the zombies then we wouldn't have this problem. It's out fault zombies exist.

is the conservative party the only party in the UK close to /pol/ now that UKIP is over?

>>128855168
Yeah she was born a spacker

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>>128855000
wasted a get on a dead thread.
#GunsfortheUK

That fella who came on here a few nights ago and said Dianne was resigning within two days wasn't bullshitting then.

>>128855389
Yeah that's why it's going to shit lad.

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>>128855308
>Edinburgh west could go blue

Holy shit

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Owen Jones 2017

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>mfw no one English even died in LND bridge attack

>>128855314
>Jeremy Corby

>>128855327
then they dont fall under the HRA so why are we getting rid of it you nonce?

>>128855314
Why have they endorsed him? Peter Hitchenesque cynicism?

Daily reminder "human rights" are a meaningless liberal fiction used to placate weak and subservient children who are too pathetic to take control of their own lives and if you rely on them or respect them, you are not long for this world.

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>>128855446
Owen Jones election night 2015

He never fucking learns.

>>128855453
Delet.

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>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Glasgow in February to start a new life in Europe

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to England! Any of you lads want to meet up at the pub for a pint of brew next month? I'm gonna be a Brit!!

>>128855395
UKIP aren't over, they're just correctly noticed that people aren't so willing to back them any more after brexit because they incorrectly assume that's all they were about
Get this election out of the way, vote Tory in swing seats and UKIP in Tory safeseats, let the Tories do brexit, then vote UKIP in after they fuck it all up

>>128855314
they are intelligent enough to realize that being endorsed by the daily stormer is not seen as a good thing by the majority of the world so they endorse things that they dont actually like

>>128855164
solid summary.

>>128855394
no its the tories fault for not regulating science busnesses properly

>>128855168
I remember someone called this happening yesterday

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/128775738/#128777856

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Pot Noodle lads

>>128855543
Spoopy.

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>>128855470
>Allowing a government to control your life
>Not wanting to meme rights from them that benefit you long term
Ok mate, how principled of you.

HEY EVERYONE
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED SOMEBODY POSTED ABOUT DIANE ABBOTT RESIGNING THE OTHER DAY
I BETTER MAKE A POST TELLING YOU ALL THAT I SAW THAT
GIVE ME ATTENTION

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>>128855537

>>128855164
Fascists will literally dehumanize marginalized people to ethically justify their actions.
People, not zombies.

>>128855470
t. orwell
t. Rand

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>>128855499
>Glasgow
>England
>Pint of brew

You got a lot to learn kid.

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lost three and a half stone since march lads, stepped over being a fat cunt

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Will mummy may take away /britpol/ lads?

''Constitutional Unionist Conservative Kingdom''

new party to replace UKIP

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STRONG
AND
STABLE

>>128855585
>Destroying your country for quick gibs

>>128855499
stop

>>128855168

My heart weeps. Truly.

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>>128855644
Kek

>>128855499
>glasgow
>england
>pint of brew
Oh boy.

>>128855586
desperately seeking out (you)s whilst criticizing people for desperately seeking out (you)s

i like your style la

>>128855071
>Not posting the fact that Corbyn has dumped Abbot on her big fat nigger ass.

OP, you're a moron.

>>128855662
wow that's actually ofcom worthy

>>128855642
Nah, hopefully we can get her to post here.

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>>128855164
What if you could capture some of these zombies and then put them to work for your benefit? Wasn't that how Shaun of the Dead ended too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdM9E8X5nA

>>128855164

There is no difference between "zombies" and regular humans. We are all zombies.

>>128855585

If you need rights in the first place your government is so fucked up that it should probably be destroyed and replaced anyway.

>>128855499
>pint of brew

do you even know the error you have made

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>>128855537
Bring back hanging and National Service

some business bearded wanker in a blue suit came in and offered a lease on a printer
when will these faggots learn that cold calling doesnt work

>>128855168
Told you so lads

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>>128855762
Yes, our government is fucked up, what do you suggest?

>>128855499
Pls be b8

>>128855524
nice if true

>still responding to yankpasta
I fucking despair at you cunts

>>128855642
She'll label us as white supremacists and put the board's denizens on a list for surveillance and possible gulag.

>>128855762
>If you need rights in the first place
ok north korea

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>>128855168

>tfw you're in a shadow cabinet meeting and Diane keeps calling you "Andrew"

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>>128855537
State of this Green lad

>>128855314

How can we go vote if the election isn't until tomorrow?

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ASHCROFT MODEL UPDATE GOGOGOGOGOGO

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>>128855819

We put him back on the throne.

>>128855537
Archive this article pls, I so really want to read it

>>128855764
Isn't that what you English call it?

So is Diane Abbott standing down from her constituency as she is clearly too ill to represent them properly? Her dipshit constituents will still vote her in because she's Labour, Labour know this and should act appropriately.

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https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/872403103714332672

>>128855835
But I don't want to go to gulag

>>128855836

>waaaah, i need "muh rights"

Pathetic

>>128855804
>lease on a printer
You can get a full-size office printer for £200 on gumtree. What a knob.

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>>128855248

Not enough that people are going to think you have a full head of hair.

Just buy clippers and buzz it down, lad.

>>128855845
Fucks sake

It looks like Matt Smith fucked one of those Mars Attacks aliens

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>>128855884

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Remember.

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>>128855537

>tfw you will never be a young gobshite given the chance to fuck about in central London for five years at least and then go off to some thinktank

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FUCK THESE TORIES

LANCASTER RISING

WAR OF THE ROSES 2

TIME TO COLLECT SOME TORY HEADS LADS

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>>128855845
What a big old brain

>>128855884
No. We call it a half of shandy. You want to be asking for a half of shandy when you're out with the lads, that's how you fit in.

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>>128855638
Nice, I've put on two stone since losing a lot of weight due to illness, 6'2 and 11 stone was not a healthy look.

>>128855499
Be sure to take advantage of the cheap Ryan Air flights and the GoEuro bus routes. Shits retarded how much you can see in Europe on so cheap if you eschew the comfort jew.

>>128855644
The word "cuck" is the best thing 4chan managed to push into mainsteam usage in ages. I wonder how long it takes for relationship anarchists/polyamorous activists to present it as a hateword and get it banned from usage in some public spaces.

>>128855909
>all these people free to attend an event
>daytime on a work day

Preaching to the choir.

>>128855938
It's just a slight recession at the side, not full balding.

>>128855919
ok Mugabe

>>128855884
A "brew" is a cuppa you absolute wool.

>>128855537

Green voters are a waste of oxygen

>>128856001
6'2", 18 Stone here

>>128855845

he looks like the brain meme irl

i bet he has an IQ of 9000

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Robertson can still lose his seat.

>>128855248
The side effects aren't worth it. Buy yourself some clippers instead.

>>128855071
She has Huguenot ancestry for sure. No way a Brit could produce a blonde QT like her.

>>128856110
what?

>>128856110
Enjoy the ban.

>>128856149
>that flag
>this topic
be gone

>>128856149

You don't even know what you are talking about.

>>128856149
>

>>128856149
>Canada talking about Brit genes
I'll have a 43 and egg fried rice please lad

''Constitutional Unionist Conservative Kingdom''

Would be a good party name. It can be economicallt pro unions, and NHS, with closed borders. Meanwhile it's goal is to bring back a form of traditionalism etc.

CONSTITUTIONAL UNIONIST CONSERVATIVE KINGDOMERS UNITE!

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Looks like Gideon is back on board. Or rather, the prospect of a Labour victory is too much to countenance.

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Threadly reminder a vote for UKIP is a vote for Labour

>>128856001
Bollocks. I'm 6'2 and used to be a chubby cunt but now 11 stone and look how Rimmer dreams of being.

>>128856216
i thought you 'd wanna tickle her tootsies also, sorry

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>>128856298
>pro-NHS

>>128855371
>>How an autistic child became world pinball champion
They always wheel out robert and bang on about his autism but he's not actually a particularly special player against the top tiers and hasn't won anywhere near as much as other top tier pros (bowen kerins/ keith elwin) neither of which have autism. BBC fake news basically.

>>128855499
everyone will hate you & call you anon the yank everywhere you go.

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>>128856298
Too long, why don't you shorten it to an acronym?

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Who /already voted/ here?

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>>128856298
Splitter

THE CONSERVATIVE UNIONIST CONSTITUTIONAL KINGDOM CAME FIRST

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The Cuck has a new video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnsqkuMhh8

>>128856373
Tootsies are toes. Now delete that picture.

>>128856298
>ebic acronym meme xDDD
also
>pro unions
It's shit lad

Why have they replaced Diane Abbot with Gollum?

>>128855499
haha you're gonna fucking hate it don't say we didn't warn you

>>128856477
Not voting m8y.

>>128856427
>>How an autistic child became world pinball champion
Didn't The Who make a movie about that?

>>128855585
Stop posting that fucking whore wogsworth.

>>128856057
>6'2", 18 Stone here
Disgusting fat cunt.

>>128855168
Unreliable comrades being conveniently "retired" for "health reasons" at the exact moment the Dear Leader starts to find them inconvenient?

Why, what a strange coincidence!?!?!

>>128856363
He knows he won't have nearly as much fun wiping his cock on his old rivals' faces if they aren't in power. He needs a Tory government to humiliate.

>>128856466

Constitutional Unionist Conservative Kingdom Of Liberal Democrats

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>>128856223
>>128856228
>>128856247
>>128856272
2nd generation immigrant reporting in

>>128856559
Nah that was about a fucking blind kid lmao.

Corbyn is quite literally a communist, Lenin said that there would be a mozart and kant on every street in a communist society, that is basically what he is saying here.

>>128856579
Bodybuilder m8 ;-)

>>128856659

Mr Bean is half spanish you absolute spacker.

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Can you smell it lads?

the smell of an election

The audience at this Corbyn speech is like they are at the pantomime

>>128856682
and thaaaaaat's..... bad?

>>128855944
PMSL :^)

>>128856659
Nobody cares.

>>128856149
there are more blonde brits than french you silly leaf. southern french look like italians.

Why the fuck is the lord ashcroft polls website so slow

It's basically frozen

All the polling stations near me have have moved from their usual places and i just had to come home because i couldn't find it. The website still lists the old place but its closed.

>>128856665
A deaf, dumb, and blind kid

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>>128856427
What's your involvement in competitive pinball? How did you even get into it?

>>128856725

Yes it worked out great when they tried it.

>>128856701
Criticism redacted. I hope you don't skip leg day and have a gunt with disco muscles combo though lad.

>>128856725

It's unrealistic. I'm not going to pay you 30k a year in bennies so you can sit and fuck about on a guitar all day.

>>128856659
Well report out sharpish then

And don't come back

None of you lads are seriously voting for May or the commie, right?

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>>128856767
You're a week early you twat.

Might go to the food bank for dinner

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>Well, are we surprised? Diane Abbott, the UK's first black woman MP, bullied out of her job role. Regardless of her flaws this is sad

>>128855133
>not knowing the difference between tactics and strategy
Stay dumb /pol/

>>128856836
enjoy your police state with no good music you orwellian cunt

>>128856859
How long have you been a doctor?

>>128856500
That meaningless drivel is truly inspiring.

>>128855561
what's the demanded women quota for that kind of job?

>well people say to me this manifesto is going to cost alot of money
>and I say y-yes it is going to..
*CUTS TO AD BREAK*

Based BBC

>>128856874
>bullied by her own fat unhealthy body

>>128856874
You mean Dianne "We really don't need another white mayor in London" Abbot.

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>>128856500
couldn't finish it. everything he said was a lie.

Neil time lads

Who should i vote for lads

Labour safe seat init

CORBYN IS GOING WILD ON BBC

>>128856714

>29

Yeah whatever mate.

>>128855785
gotta love those amphetamines

Anyone know who the Tranny's are voting for Lads?

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>>128855537

From the article:

>Trans people are disenfranchised from politics a lot, so I want to stand up for this as a trans woman. I spoke to the Independent the other week about difficulties trans people had registering to vote. We don’t see ourselves represented in politics. We didn’t have any openly trans people in the last parliament or in the House of Lords. We’re setting the course here – me, Helen Belcher and Sarah Brown of the Lib Dems. If you don’t see yourself, you don’t feel listened to. It’s about gaining visibility.”

Pic related: Helen Belcher

Helen Belches-After-Ten-Pints-Of-Bitter, more like.

>>128856874
Yes because it was all to do with her race and nothing to do with being a walking PR disaster.

>>128856964
stop being a faggot and vote Conservative.

>>128856964
May as well vote UKIP if you can

>>128856794
I've been a hobbyist player for years mate both virtual and real machines, then i learned about papa a few years back and you can watch the championships streamed live aswell as the youtube channel full of highlights/table tutorials/flipper tricks/skills etc. There's also the ipdb which is an online database of every machine ever made. There's also Ukpinball party a national league etc that holds events across the nation.

>>128857011
Greens/Labour I imagine

>>128855909
what site is this

>>128857065
have you ever seen a vagina?

>>128855617
people who blow up at concerts and kill children because their religion

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>>128856714
>29
Maybe 20 years ago

corbyns going crazy in runcorn right now

>>128856964

UKIP senpai.

>>128857026
But May is literally evil

>>128855909
Corbyn has spent the past few days in safe seats

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Fucking fat Lammy on DP. Christ.

>>128857102
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/2015guide

"All you English white girl are easy init"
https://mobile.twitter.com/sans_soucii/status/864839307789520897/

WTF BROS I THOUGHT CORBYN WAS GONNA LOSE FOR SURE

>>128856502
in my defense, this thread is full of whores

>>128857065

isn't pinball pretty much random? how do competitions work?

>>128857180

Hopefully the famous Tory knives will come out after the election.

>>128857187
may spent the last 7 years in london

>>128856945
This, blacks are one of the least healthy groups in the UK, and they suffer from a lot of mental health problems as well. Turns out they need sunlight.

>>128857225
He is though

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>>128856874
>regardless of her flaws

She wasn't "bullied out", she's been forced into hiding by Labour because she's the punchline to the joke that is the Labour party. She's a complete failure.

>Well, are we surprised? Saddam Hussein, Iraq's best Arab Muslim leader, bullied out of his job role by the US military. Regardless of his flaws this is sad

>We have refrained from personal abuse
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>128857236
Yes, but not porn. No porn in here.

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>>128855071
Why does this picture trigger Tory shills?

Is it because it shows the average Tory voter is someone who looks like a raging alcoholic sex offender?

>>128857014
At least Helen and Sarah are normal woman names. All the trannies I fucked have unrealistic ultra feminine names like Tammy, Victoria and Alexandra.

I know you used to be called Steven and come from Doncaster so don't give it the big lick about how you've always had the name and dress sense of a Home Counties trophy wife. It's embarassing enough as it is.

>>128857014
Yes disenfranchised by being mentally ill

>>128857225
He will, you think 30 loud labour supporters in Runcorn will change the election

CORBYN
CORBYN
CORBYN
CORBYN
CORBYN

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>>128857205

in fairness lad they are

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post yfw Abbott wins Labour the election from sympathy votes

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good afternoon senpais...
v-vote UKIP desu...

>>128857310

It's because it leaves out the several young people who attacked Corbyn that night...

I wonder why.

>>128856874
Twatter's algorithms are always fucked. Whenever I click on a trending topic the "top news article" is the Guardian or the Independent or the Shittington Post.

>>128855909
You going down the chambers for a pint lad?

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>>128857310

>>128857310

Leave the based guy who called Big Zeph "sunshine" alone.

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Papers and plebs constantly citing the same Poll saying the Tories won't have a majority gov

Mfw pic related

>>128857310
Does it? They look like regular people. I'd be proud to be one of them.

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>>128857314
>All the trannies I fucked

I believe the word you are looking for is "men".

wait how many of the 8 victims were actually english

>>128855743
Head of Ofcom at Bilderberg 2017. Expect shit to happen soon regarding your beloved internet.

>>128857415
w-what i thought frankie boyle was b-based?

4 staff members in the front office talking about the election lads
3 say they're voting tory, 1 says UKIP

For reference, this is a Labour constituency that has remained so for 35 years in a market town in south Wales and these people are home care workers, so about as working class as you can get

Labour are genuinely fucked

>>128857528
he was never based, just a loud mouthed lefty shill

>>128857528
No, he's a lefty spastic who just enjoys telling edgy jokes.

>>128857124
Of course, that angle though of having actual deep interests in anything has to mean virginity or be negative is a typical bantz from sad fucks who've done fuck all in their shit lives apart from work and normie shit. I recommend finding things you enjoy lad and not being so under the thumb like a primitive ape it's pretty fun whatever you do.


>>128857254
>isn't pinball pretty much random? how do competitions work?
No, there's a random element but the better you get the more control you learn and master, pro games even remove safety rubbers tomake drains more likely as those guys can make every game on a normal settings table go on for ages generally speaking. Every game post 1980 has it's own deep scoring system that you learn and tend to strategise for tournament play. Usually its groups divided by skill level a-d who get given 4 games each to play, the winners progress. In the finals of papa i believe the final games are picked by the last 4 players.

>mass immigration is not to blame for the lack of housing

Is it true?

>>128857415

Frankie Boyle is such a filthy Fenian cunt

>>128857536
Aye, but how are the sheep voting? They're the real Welsh demographic.

>>128857528
What? He's about as irritatingly right-on as luvvies get. He's Stewart Lee plus an accent, minus the faux self-awareness.

>>128857576
>Of course, that angle though of having actual deep interests in anything has to mean virginity or be negative is a typical bantz from sad fucks who've done fuck all in their shit lives apart from work and normie shit. I recommend finding things you enjoy lad and not being so under the thumb like a primitive ape it's pretty fun whatever you do.
im just kidding lad, i paint 15mm soldiers. just pulling your dingle.

>>128857567
>>128857553
>>128857631
im surprised he isnt called every name in the book by lefties for the jokes he makes

>>128857528
>w-what i thought frankie boyle was b-based?
Are you completely stupid lad

He's about as far left as you can get and an open SJW
>shock humour on BBC panel shows must correlate to political opinion
Fucking state of you lad

>>128857608
yes its tories not building affordable housing for the last 7 years

Lads how many leaflets have you gotten from the political parties? I've had at least 5 from the Tories and a few from the other parties.

Strangely I haven't had any MP's or party members knocking on the door.

>>128857608
Gentrification is, but immigration dosen't help a bit either.

>>128857576

well, I never knew that

>>128857695
>affordable housing for the last 7 years
dont be poor then?

>>128857638
>i paint 15mm soldiers.
Nice, i've always fancied getting into airfix tanks desu.

>>128856874
>'On balance Mao did more good than harm'
Legendary

>>128857688
Nice numbers but to be fair it's easy to see how one could not realise he's a left considering the material of his routines.

Lammy looks pretty uncomfortable about having to defend Corbyn lmao

>>128857608
It's not the only thing to blame, but it's certainly a factor.

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>>128855617
>marginalized people
That's right, and that's how it's going to fucking stay. Funny, isn't it?

>>128857714
One, from Labour. Got it yesterday.

>>128857536
They are, but I don't think "home care workers" when I think "working class"

I had a mate who used to carry bricks up scaffolding for a living. That was it. He got £400 a week for it, cash in hand, and one day he died. It was like something out of Kes.

Perhaps I'm being old fashioned but I don't think fleecing old people and being fat is working class. It's a cop out.

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>tfw UKIP arent standing in Bootle constituency

What do I do now lads?

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>>128857757

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAT!!!

>>128857608
No it isn't true. We only build circa 150,000 homes a year at best, i think its closer to 100,000 and there are 300,000 immigrants lol.

Lammy getting splatted here lol

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>>128857736
thats on the front page of the tory manifesto m8

>>128857608
No. Their argument is "just get the taxpayer to pay for more council houses lol, infinite land".

We've already lost the Green Belt and most of our ancient forests to development.

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I hate Stewart Lee as much as anybody but I'm on his mailing list and his last email was a translation of one of his last emails done in the style of Histor the Puppet Pirate History Crow where every single word was replaced with something to do with birds or eggs and I was in fucking pain laughing at it yesterday

this won't be funny to you unless you already know Pliny and Histor

>black guy
>I was in prison a few weeks ago.
wew

>>128857740
i do tanks too, pls no bully. 1/35 scale though

>>128857714

Tory and Green, the other parties don't even bother here.

>>128857859
Thnx for the context

>>128857727
Here you go mate browse some short vids by the current uk champion demonstrating some control skills

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj1kypAWfgD1CXGldaJQnvhvLA17b6c2v

>>128857310
>traditional and working/rural class family men look like raging alcoholic sex offenders to the left

interesting.

>>128857818
Send an abusive tweet to Diane Abbott until UKIP meet your demands for someone to stand in your area.

>>128857803
>I don't think "home care workers" when I think "working class"
Have you met a lot of home care workers lad

They're essentially the female equivalent of brickies

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>>128857869
I've got a few tank kits, but no airbrush.

>>128856659
whiney francophile alert

>>128857757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA

i love portillo's reaction

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Can anyone tell me why Corbyn's Labour isn't reclaiming Scotland?

I would've thought "Mr. Bennies" would have been extremly popular with the dole scum of North Britain.

Have some tits for your trouble

>>128857898

Isn't the pinball world champion an autist?

>>128857918
>but no airbrush.
complete meme desu lad, spend time and get good with brushes.

>>128857014

What difficulties do they have in registering to vote?

Literally none.

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>>128857371
Yes lad

false flag london attack, police changing clothes caught on camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCiX6dE4jPw

>>128857879
I'm in a marginal where the Tories only won by 4000 votes in 2015 so they hold my seat in high priority.

>>128857912
No because I can look after myself and I don't require someone from the state to intrude into my life and make sure I'm taking all my pills.

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>Andrew Neil literally talking about gassing Jews

Someone else make new thread I need the toilet.

>>128855071
>>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain

My psychiatrist told me he suspects this is the case based on his own research and decades of observing his patients.

He must feel vindicated.

>>128855071
>Racist QTs edition

Are you sure that's not a tranny, look at the jaw

>>128857825
Made this point to my pro refugee gf when she moaned about new house building being pointless. She had no answer. So many of these idiots who want every "child" and their families imported have no concept of any repercussions.

kek Neil just said "gas the jews" on dp

>>128856023
Nah, it's for the bald patch at back and yes it works. Watch out for ED though.
>inb4 that's propecia -- no, it's both.

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>>128857858
>tfw to smart too laugh at Stewart Lee

Was it really funny? Or did he just "ironically" beat the same joke to death over the course of 45 minutes?

>>128857958
I dunno, saves a lot of time in some cases and it gives a nice base to work off of. Plus it helps if you have parkinson's hands like me.

>>128858061

GAS THE JEWS

GAS TEL AVIV

NEIL NO!

>>128857996
>thinking home care workers are state employees
Entirely private sector lad. You're thinking of social workers and district nurses, who are undeniably middle class public sector cunts

>>128857953
Read up mate i covered this already, the actual best players in the world are josh sharpe,bowen kerins and keith elwin none of which are autistic. Roberts won his first major comp good for him but keith and bowen have won around 5 worlds each.

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who /marginal seat/ here lads?

>Any suggestion of gassing tel aviv...
Why is this so funny?

>>128858107

i'm really conflicted with him, he makes me laugh really hard sometimes but i fucking hate him

>>128858115
it is quicker aye, i tried airbrushing but i fucked it up so left it for a while, whatever works best for you boi

>>128858058
It's great for btl landlords and people who already own a home though unless they plan to move to a bigger/nicer house.

>>128858136
Someone needs to make a webm

>>128858203
/historical Labour safe seat that has a genuine chance of flipping this time/ here

>the longest period of continual deficits since the Napoleonic era

We are SO fucked.

>>128857907
kek, if I do that May will have me done for white supremacist beliefs.

>>128858275
the fuck does that even mean

who are you voting for lads

>Corbyn crowd shouting YES WE CAN

Loving every laugh

>>128858228
We already own our own house but might have to upgrade for more space somewhere in the next 5-10 years. I'm hoping they've all fucked off by then.

>>128858322
libs m'lad

>>128858350

it's pronounced Chan la

just got asked 'do i have to pay VAT if im disabled' nearly burst out laughing desu

>>128858322
Ukeep