Visiting Israel

>>128852000
The airport departure lounge

>>128852000
Gaza strip

>>128852000
>I'm not a Jew
Yes you are.

>>128852175
this

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>>128852000
>Visiting Israel

>>128852175
Where I won't die?

>>128852233
I want to be :(

>>128852459
You must take a dna test to see if you have any Jew heritage, I don't think they'll let you otherwise.

Good place to visit but can be pricey. Tel Aviv is good for a couple days, sit on the beach. Jerusalem of course for the historical sights. Gotta visit the Dead Sea, head up to the Sea of Galilee if you like too. Definitely go to Eilat for a day or three. Has a cool vibe. Check out the Negev Desert, fucking amazing. The Masada is a must see as well. Haifa is kinda OK, some cool historical stuff, big Arab population who are fairly chill and like being Israeli citizens. The Bahai temple is nice. I like Beer Sheva as well, nothing to do there but it worked for me.

You have to be careful with your money, can spend it so easily there. But some great food, and cheap little bakeries and family restaurants around. You can eat well on a budget. Accom costs will likely be your biggest expense.

>>128852459
if you go to eilat, i can offer you a dinner and a talk, i live there and i like people
but eilat isnt cheap, so be care.

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>>128853528
You would pay for a goys meal?

>>128853616
ther are places with a 50% off the bill for eilat`s citizens. so.....

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>>128852175
UK has plenty of those

>>128853733
Exactly, why leave the country when everything we could ever want is already here.

>>128852000
>I'm interested in visiting Israel
why? it's a zionist hellhole filled with jews and muslims?

I would also never set foot on Israeli soil or an Israeli embassy because I don't want the Mossad to get me

>>128853733
>>128853827
>money transfer
>fruit stands
Now all it needs are shops that sell pre-paid sim cards and you have every immigrant hood in Europe.

>>128853733
This is why I won't support Palestine or Gaza, they all look like this and they're violent and inbred. Israel is pretty civilised at least.

>>128853890
Lebara Mobile

>>128853229
It's just a visit though...

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>>128852000
Tel Aviv is very modern and an amazing beach city (pic related). Since it is such a small country you can see quite a lot in one trip!

You really have to see Jerusalem for the history of the three big religions and also the Romans who lived there (Caesarea, north of Tel Aviv, is also a good example of Roman history). The old city center of Jerusalem lets you see the difference between Jews and Christians vs. Mooslems (though Luton will give you a preview).

Masada and the dead sea are also very cool. I'd probably pass on Eilat, it is kind of chavvy and where Russians go for all-inclusive holidays. But it is also the border crossing if you'd like to see Petra in Jordan.

>>128853733
kek

>>128854487
Jerusalem is a definite for me.

>>128854992
op, if you are planing to come to eilat give a date, and i would love to show you around, again with a free dinner. (i`m freind-less)

>>128855347
Might not be soon, early stages atm.

>>128855557
>if
i`m not going to leave, and my offer stands

>>128854021

You're an idiot if you think most Palestinians dress like that

>>128852000

Don't go to the West Bank or villages cleansed of Palestinians. It's depressing as fuck.

Tel Aviv is awesome. The city the never sleeps.
Jerusalem is pretty too.
Eilat is very hot, and it's a shadow of its former self. I wouldn't go there.
Haifa is cool too. It's a relaxing chill city, It's nothing compared to Tel Aviv. But the beaches are amazing. and views are cool, Basically a city on a huge mountain. You Also have the Bahai temple which is insane.
If you need some weed or anything really download Telegram and ask some random israeli to send you a link to Telegrass.

>>128853733

They don't dress like that here. We have Christian arabs in populated cities, Muslim arabs also don't dress like that outside of their own villages.
As a tourist, or as 95% of all Israelis - you would never see such a sight.

>>128857954
not op but whats the best way to get around Israel? And is Jerusalem 100% safe to go and see things like the western wall?

>>128858138
you can never know, so no jerusalem will never be 100% safe.
the best way is by car, by far. bus sucks and train doesnt reach every city(it reaches the main places but not all of them)

>>128858138
>not op but whats the best way to get around Israel? And is Jerusalem 100% safe to go and see things like the western wall?

Buses, Trains, practically go everywhere. The site that tells you how to get around via Buses has English (google Egged). Cheap too.

Jerusalem is 100% safe, basically everywhere you would realistically "want" to go to, is safe.
Israel is a safe country, you would find yourself constantly asking where are all the Arabs ? . They live in their own villages, which are safe too, but nothing to do there. They stick to their own communities, and the ones which "mingle" and mostly christian arabs and are very civilized and safe. Some are Druze Arabs too which are like bros because they actually serve in our army.

Realistically speaking you as a tourist can get to no harm here. Even if you try to find it.

>>128858682
i would never say the israel is safe, there is allways a chance for a "problem".
Egged isnt cheap if you are planing to visit alot of places and to travel the country.
rent a car.

>>128853229
Do you realy think DNA test can tell you which genes are J*wish.
God goy, we special people.

i would say start at Tel Aviv and sat there for a day or two
then visit Nazareth and from there go to Jerusalem and then from Jerusalem go to the dead sea and then to Eilat
m

How are the people?

>>128859863
we are assholes

>>128852000
Its a bit expensive I have to say. Since you are going in the summer then the north is better in terms of climate. If you go to the golan hights with a strong enough benoculars you can see isis members beheading people in syria.

>>128859893
My basic understanding is its not too bad as long as you stay away from the hasidics right?

What are the best free things to do?

>>128860663
nah m8 we are all assholes

>>128860741
free? do you think money grows on trees?

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>>128860741
>free

>>128861256

Oy Vey

>>128860741
>free
>israel
bahahahahaha

>>128852000
>on a student budget
not cuckaviv
try jerusalem , also all interesting places in israel are in the negev and its dirt cheap there desu . israel has some unique geology if you're into that sort of thing (ramon creater,eilat mountains ....)

>>128860663
stay away from them.

>>128860741

beach, parks, nature.

>>128855347
wtf there's eilati /pol/acks

>>128852000
dead sea is pretty cool i think

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I'll show you around once I liberate yisro from these damn dirty kikes; desu vult inshallah!

>>128861625
כן, אתה יודע גישה לאינטרנט נמצאת בכול מקום

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>>128861769

>>128861593

What's wrong with the hascids? I know a hascidic online and he seems to be a cool guy

Keep in mind that a lot of Arab countries will deny you entry with an Israeli stamp in your passport. You can ask to have it done on a separate piece of paper.

Learnt the hard way when I tried to enter Dubai after visiting Israel.

>>128862007
Thanks, I'd prob be too scared to enter an Arab country after a bunch of anti-kebab statements I've made with my real name.

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>>128861920

I heard Hebron is nice lollolololl fuck Israel FREE PALESTINE

>>128852233
Does everyone who visits Israel become an automatic Jew?

>>128862007
They don't stamp the passport in Israel for this reason
The real issue is being in an arab country and then coming to Israel

I've worked in the airport, it's a pain in the ass if you go to a muslim country and then come to Israel so keep that in mind

>>128864420
yes, we inject the "jEw" into your wallet when you enter the country

>>128865074
Fortunately I won't be coming from Germany.

>>128852000
>>128853528

OP, you should listen to the desert Jew. Eilat and that area is wonderful!

Telaviv and Jerusalem are the biggest attractions but they are pricey as fuck unless you couch-surf in Telaviv.
Jerusalem is fucked up and depressing in my opinion

hit the North, Acre-Haifa-Nazareth. you can find plenty of places to stay on student budget and plenty of stuff to see in that area

>>128865329
nazareth is a great idea, there alot of christian arabs there so you will be safeand the price of food there is great.
good job goy

I want to go to Israel and refound my ancestral Crusader kingdom of Ibelin.

>>128858138

Jerusalem is a must-see, absolutely unforgettable. Tel-aviv and eilat are meh. I didn't go to Nazareth or Galilee so I'm not sure about them. If you have enough bux I'd recommend crossing to Jordan and seeing petra and/or wadi rum.

Taxis, trains and buses are good and cheap although I would give plenty of time to find them and negotiate tickets etc.

Also remember no public transport runs on friday evenings or something because of that religious thing (shabbat?). I nearly got into some deep shit by forgetting this.

>>128865314
Fair enough

Also, the people in the passport control when entering Israel can be assholes so don't give them any reason to hold you up for hours
Just be nice to them and if you have any documents regarding your stay, like hotel papers, be prepred to show them
Don't come to them too drunk or high and don't tell them if you're planning to visit any Palestinian places

>>128858138
>is Jerusalem 100% safe to go and see things like the western wall
Been there a few weeks ago, it was perfectly safe.

Make sure to avoid the merchants in the Old City like the plague though.

>>128866492
>merchants
Are you just memeing or is this a real issue? Why should tourists avoid them?

>>128853528
>living in Eilat
For what purpose.

>>128866609
When I was there making my way to the Holy Sepulcher, there were a shitton of goatfucker merchants nagging to buy cheap chink shit.

>>128865500
>>128866317
Would visiting gaza be as dangerous as they say?

Padlock your foreskin

>>128866712
If you want to be surrounded by foul-smelling goatfuckers, may as well as visit Sweden or Germany. They're closer.

>>128866712
Well, that depends
Would you like to kidnapped or get killed the moment you step in?

>>128853707
This is the most jewy thing lol

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>>128866928
>If you want to be surrounded by foul-smelling goatfuckers, may as well as visit Sweden or Germany. They're closer.

>>128852459
Same here. Not too keen on choppin me dick off but it's worth to become one of God's chosen people.

>>128866928
>>128866973

So, which of you have actually been there?

>>128866712

Gaza is friendly, hospitable and incredibly safe in the city. Just use common sense, have a friend or a guide help you around and you're 10x more likely to be hurt by an Israeli airstrike than a Palestinian stranger.

I am not fucking around. I have been there. Beneath the rubble and media portrayals it's like any ancient Mediterranean city, beautiful despite the sadness. If you go, and the Israelis or Egyptians let you in, you will never forget it.

>>128867992
well its probbly not safe for me

>>128867992
Found Ahmed

>>128852000
It's hard to get into Israel if you're not a Jew.

In customs you have to declare all bacon products, and they make you fill in the blank to sentences like this: Hitler did _________ ________. If you get it wrong they sent entry. I failed every time :(

>>128867992
you may be right (probably is right) but considering escalations between Israeli army and hamas (or any one of the dozen smaller groups) are random and frequent and if that happens when he is there he will be stuck there for a while.
not to mention the danger of actually being there during one of those events

that was my logic for avoiding the place.

Israel sucks ass, wouldn't recommend coming here. Very pricey and boring also people are terrible

>>128867992
Yes, please listen to him
Go to Gaza, have fun

But for real, you might be fine and might not be
Chances are you won't be
Not to mention that there's nothing really to look there
It's like asking a Brazillian if a certain Favela is safe, hearing them say no and then listening to some stranger that it's safe

Heard great things about Tel Aviv. I think I have to visit you Schlomos in the near future.

>>128868368
why would you even say that its not boring here and you really dont want our country to get money from tourism?

>>128868523
Not really. I fucking hate it here

>>128868610
t.traitor

>>128868227

Why, because you're Jewish?

Get over yourself. Chomsky's Jewish, but he stands against Israel and he visited Gaza with no issue.

http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/12635-noam-chomsky-my-visit-to-gaza-the-worlds-largest-open-air-prison

Daniel Barenboim went, not to steal land and build settlements but to play Mozart. Gazans welcomed him with open arms:

http://www.classicfm.com/artists/daniel-barenboim/news/daniel-barenboim-conducts-concert-gaza/

I know that Israeli media routinely dehumanizes Gazans, and portray the strip as some wasteland that turns everyone into unconditionally Jew-hating monsters, but it's just not true. They hate the occupation and the siege. Everything else sprouts from that.

>>128868806
its cuz im Israeli

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>>128868759
Never felt like I belong here..

>>128869001
so go back from where you came from

>>128868806
I have no idea if you're serious or not
Hopefully, you're not

>>128869001
Then how about you fuck off back to Morocco?

>>128869135
he could be Russian Moroccans are the majority so i dont know how he couldn't belong here

>>128868480

Pretty stupid analogy. You're an Israeli talking about your enemy territory, not a Brazilian talking about Brazil. Of course you'd want to stop people from going.

>>128861914
וואלה מי היה חושב על זה? בשנה הבאה אבוא לבקר, אם הכל מסתדר מבחינת העבודה

>>128869309
?אתה יהודי או שאתה משתמש בתוכנת תרגום מאוד טובה

>>128861920
Iš kur šita nuotrauka? Ar ėjai į Izraelį?

>>128863555
Atrodo gana laimingas. Aš irgi, jeigu ten būčiau...

>>128869296
No, we're talking about dangerous places
You think I care if someone goes and makes
nice with people there?
The guy asked if that place is safe and I told him no, that's it
Without any trace of ideology whatsoever

>>128855555

>>128854487
Tel Aviv is homosex

>>128868610

Then leave, then again i was the same as you when i was 12. edgy man!!!

>>128861920
Post the one where they fell down the sinkhole.

>>128869296
The '05 disengagement was a strategic mistake and Sharon deserved the coma.

>>128869743

>Sharon deserved the coma.

at least we have common ground

>>128869743
we thought Gaza will become like Singapore back then lmao

>>128866613
אני לומד כאן באוניברסיטה, יותר נכון בקמפוס של בן גוריון
אתה\את?

>>128869909
Do you want kebab removed too?

>>128869921
Nice leftard brainwashing there m8, the settlers were right.

>>128869404
חחחחחחחח
יהודי אחי, עלינו לארץ בשנות התשעים לאשקלון וירדנו ב-99. העברית נשארה איתי אבל עכשיו יש לי מבטא מוזר בעברית, אני נשמע צרפתי או משהו כזה.

>>128870107
>BGU campus in Eilat
Just remember this after graduating your marine biology: Bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, bread.

>>128870166
>אשקלון
כאן הייתה הטעות שלכם

>>128869309
תגיע, אני חושב שאני יגור פה עד אז, אם כן אני ישמח לברך אותך ולצאת בערב

>>128869284
Yep I'm russian. and believe me I'll fuck off as soon as I can

>>128870306
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT, FUTURE TENSE FIRST PERSON VERBS BEGIN WITH ALEPH YOU CUNTRAG CUMDUMPSTER

>>128870541
hahahaha
i see you are a man of culture too

>>128870512
Nope. You're here forever.

>>128870261
מה לעשות, ההורים שלי ניסו להשתחרר מהחור הזה אבל מצאו שם עבודה והתרגלנו לחיים שם. לא עלה על דעתי שאי פעם נרד אבל יום אחד אמרו לי שבעוד שישה חודשים יורדים לאוסטרליה. לא רע כאן, אבל היא נהפכת להתנחלות סינית. ויש כ"כ הרבה כושים במלבורן זה לא יאומן. ממש מדהים אותי איך לאוסטרלים לא אכפת שהם יהיו פה מיעוט

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>>128870108

yfw when i'm a kebab who holds him responsible for the naksa, sabra/shatila massacres and the second intifada

>>128870512
pretty weird since your guys "Representative" sais that he wants loyality tests and without passing it you wont get citizenship

>>128869095
The irony

>>128870306
אגור, אהיה... חוץ מזה נשמע טוב. אני מצפה שאמשיך להיות באתר הזה עד אז

>>128870781
Just remember to remove the intestine from the goat next time.

>>128870804
>Lieberman represents all Russians
Since when?

>>128854487
better hurry up before the Allied platoons get there to liberate the middle east

>>128870781
tfw i couldn't care less

>>128870541
הלוואי שיותר אנשים היו מגיבים כך

>>128853733
kek'd hard.

>>128870983
i never said that but he sais he does

>>128871103
מאייתים את says

Haifa is breddy good

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>all these kikes coming out of nowhere.
makes u think.

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>>128871478
Also, Tel Aviv is full of easy Ashkenazim sluts OP >>128852000

>>128871478
obtusely Israel #1 threat is that a bong wont know what to do here

>>128852129
KEK

The other anons who said Eliat are correct. Also take a jeep trip to the desert, it has a beauty that will stick with you for life.

However expect the same level of degeneracy as you have everywhere else, perhaps worse. The clubs are full of smoke and sluts wearing little and drinking a lot. On the other hand you have the ultra Orthodox throwing shit at people driving cars or carrying bags on Shabbos. I even saw this in Netanya in the northwest.

If you're on a tour in occupied areas, for god's sake stick with the tour. It really isn't safe otherwise, as I found out when I stayed on the bus when everyone else went in a tourist trap. The Arabs came in to see what they could steal from the bus and threatened us. They ran away as soon as we stood up, but it's not something we really wanted to deal with.

Have fun. Drink a lot of water. When you're hungry or tired, the chances are you're dehydrated. Keep your passport on you 24/7 and don't change money on the street.

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>>128871696
pic related: conscripts itt who are too "challenged" to be in the diaper squads.

>>128871554
every big city is full of easy sluts here
you get bouns point if you arent from here

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>>128871731
More of the finest (J)IDF conscripts.

>>128868517
Es ist guter Ort. Ich würde das empfehlen, Israel zu besuchen aber es ist da ganz teuer. Es ist nützlich Freunde da zu haben, fast alle können Englisch falls du niemanden kennst.

Stay the fuck out of all the cities, try tying your entire trip without entering the cities.

Also go skydiving, the best skydiving club is at the north and pretty cheap.
Very political thread btw.

>>128871844
Looks the cream of the crop in Denmark, when they're not busy fucking pigs, that is

>>128871844
the far bottom left blackie. ohbaby.

>>128871343
Since when did we let gooks in?

>>128871844

That's what happens when you have mandatory military service, the occasional short bus class.

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>>128872046
you are right, they are clearly danes.

>>128872175
1 shekel says they fought the military bureaucracy to get drafted.

Hey Israelis. When will you end the occupation of the Westbank?
Also what will you do when Hamas wins in the Westbank elections? Mock elections point to them winning all the time.

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>unironic shitrael and kike asslicking thread

This board is so fucking dead

>>128852000
I heard Jewish people live in Israel. True or is it just a meme?

>>128872445
when ending it wont result in us having even more terrorist attacks and people would stop believing in god

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>>128872548
#BASEDJEWS xD

>>128872445
It's our turf, deal with it, faggot.

>>128872566
Just a meme. There are no Jews here.

>>128852000
the only reason to go to israel is to fire up the ovens

>>128852000
the coastal beach. alot of remote spots for tents and shit. haifa beach is shit though.

>>128872226
I'm sorry you struggle with the English language, must be hard to articulate your thoughts with hog cock down your throat.
"Looks" means similar in appearance, not "is". I'm not sure what the Danish equivalent is, but I'm sure your boyfriend Mr Oink will be glad to help

i found out recently that my mother is a jew. what do i need to do to get dual citizenship now?

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>>128873885
>being this pedantic about your shitty non argument
They clearly look like Danes you are right.
Meanwhile in Australia, kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>128873885
Trying too hard mustafa. Go lick some more mutilates kike micropenis on réddit

>>128874124
http://www.moia.gov.il/English/Pages/default.aspx

>>128874231
>being this upset by friendly bantz
Bloody hell, it's almost as if Scandinavians are humorless cucks

>>128874124
Pay the toll and consult the consulate.

>>128872833
Okay it's your turf but how about the people there with less rights? They are subject to pretty harsh military law unlike Israelis.

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>>128874264
>Lick sand niggers assholes
>slavishly copy Israel's border fence
Best of both worlds, really

>>128874721
All they need to do is lay down their weapons and accept us as their overlords.

>>128874721
its still not officially ours so we cant make those places have Israeli law

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>>128874555
>you are right, they are clearly danes.
>They clearly look like Danes you are right.
>he he he you are upset
Cant handle the abo bantz, chaim?

>>128874721
That's because the sand niggers don't belong there. Israel took in all the Jews from the middle east, now it's the Muslim world's turn to return the favour, seeing as they love the Palestinians so much.

>>128874930
Arabs don't give a fuck about anything other than their clan.

>>128874789
my stance is that i want east Jerusalem to be ours but not rammala we should gerrymander places by who is Arab and who is a Jew
the places with majority jews in the west bank will be in Israeli control and everything with an Ara \b majority in the west bank should be given to Jordan
expect east Jerusalem which will be ours no matter who has the majority

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>>128874858
(rolls up sleeves)
Let me tell you about Abo bantz...

>>128874789
That what a majority of them have already done yet you still bulldoze houses in their territories.
You say the occupation is for security yet you put civilian populations there.
>>128874795
Well it sure seems like you have no plans in making it not yours

>>128875006
לא הבעיה של ישראל. כהנא צדק ויבוא היום שיגרשו את הזבל מיהודה ושומרון. זה הפואנטה של ההתנחלויות, בדיוק כמו הישובים לפני קום המדינה.

>>128875154
Listen carefully, dipshit.

1. Terrorists must die and their homes destroyed.
2. Arabs only submit to force and see any concession as weakness.
3. It's our land won in war, we can do whatever the fuck we want with it.

>>128875154
i dono science Trump came here i have a feeling an agreement will be signed soon

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>>128875096
That is disgusting.
Kind of reminds me of the rabbis sucking off babies.
Some primitive cultures just need to be ended.

>>128866609
You get scammed the moment they hear your accent / foreign language.

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>>128874766
Cremate yourself yussuf

>>128852000
tbqh if I wasn't born here I would never even get near this country. hardly anything interesting to see, but that just me

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>>128852000
>>>128875096
>That is disgusting.
>Some primitive cultures just need to be ended.
Do you even need me for this conversation? On which site do you think we are?

>>128875652
fuckign Russians

>>128875852
gtfo arab jew, go ride your electric bicycle and hear imam songs you fag

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>>128852000
>>>128874766
>Cremate yourself yussuf
Hmm, Palestinian cock must be delicious for your women.
It's almost like a love-hate relationship, with an emphasis on loving circumcised dicks.
At any rate good work on copying Israel's idea for border security.

>>128876049
im Slovakian

>>128875314
1. True dat but the farmers whose farms you destroy for "archeological" research seem to be affected to.
2. That's true for every man
3. Okay it's your land but there are people in it so do what Russia did with Crimea and annex the land and make the people citizens. But you won't do that because it's an obvious demographic threat which would end up with civil war and a separatist movement.
>>128875324
Trump's a fun meme but the man has shown no competence in domestic or foreign policy. Better men have tried to make peace but have failed.
Here's the real reason
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/16/the-real-reason-the-israel-palestine-peace-process-always-fails

Basically the status quo has lead to the golden age of Israel. So why would you risk breaking it? A peace deal will never happen unless foreign force one way or another is exerted

>>128876251
You forgot to archive it
>http://theguardian com/world/2017/may/16/the-real-reason-the-israel-palestine-peace-process-always-fails
https://archive.is/9htqY

>>128876264
Go die in a fire

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>>128876168
Only reason they infest the continent because you parasitic sandapes fuck up their shirholes.

>>128876251
without reading it i think its pretty true i mean alot of our big inventions are from the milltiry heck we export 60% of drones

>>128876352
You do love the malay and flip proxies

>>128871478

http://www.4il.org.il/#hp_download_floor

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>>128875692
I think you missed a crucial point in my post. >>128875451

>>128876593
Also are you raised to think the 6 day war was a defensive war and you were the victims? Well here's the real history and in my opinion it's a lot better
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjq5YC5JzEw
>>128876777
I'm Filipino
I hate Malaysia

>>128876511
Toptruth.

>>128870187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLA3JIALYow

>>128877148
we started the war but there was a reason we did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_the_Six-Day_War
also we don't view ourselves as a victim in that war but as heroic victors

>>128852000
Tel aviv

>>128853864
Reported you to Mossad

>>128877429
Well media sure makes it seem like you were fighting for survival despite the facts.
Watch the video I posted. He calmly states step by step what Israel did to provoke the Egyptians so they could destroy them and still look like the underdog.

>>128878098
i don't believe anything said by someone who calls himself the REAL news

>>128878236
It's just an interview of Norman Finkelstein, a Jew your country hates because your own speakers can never counter his points. He also yes references from books written by your own leaders. The YouTube channel is shit but the speaker is the most educated and we'll read person on the Israeli and Palestinian issue.

Is it easy to get laid in Israel?

Genuine question.

>>128878752
not for a beta cuck like me FeelsbadMan.jpg

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>>128878236
>doesnt know normal finkelstein
are you fresh off the boat from the deep siberian taiga or something?

>>128852000
(((eTt3zEfJ)))

>>128869309
>>128870166
אוסטרלי מדבר עברית, איזה מוזר
כמה זמן היית בארץ ובאיזה גיל?
>>128852000
Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, north of Israel, golan heights, dead sea and you can pass on Eilat desu
>>128878752
Yes, if you are not autistic, girls like foreigners(but white, I doubt they like average black or Asian)

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>Israel
>student budget

>>128879448
How expensive is it in Israel?
Like Europe is already pretty fucking expensive

>>128879902
from Israeli news
"our prices are 50% higher then hul(outside of here)

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>>128852000
Here's another pic
Praise be to Bibi

>>128880501
>hul

>>128880501
But what exactly does that mean?
Almost everything in my country is somehow cheaper when converted.
New AAA video games here cost around $50 or less. $20 is enough food for the whole day and from decent restaurants too. What does your outside mean? Does it mean your neighbours who live $2 a day on average? Or countries where $20 a meal is the average

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>>128865084
>Jew
I don't get the joke
>>128853229
Does anyone know where I can get one for cheap? Internet says $99 excluding shipping which is for a SA poorfag

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>>128852129
first post, best post

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Go to trv man. Stop sliding important political happenings.