Brit/pol - The Final Day edition

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First for justice

2nd for #PrayForDiane

>#generalelection
>/r/unitedkingdom
>/r/ukpolitics
>neogaf

Where else are we going tomorrow night for our salt?

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>>128847154
STRONG

AND

STABLE

>>128847103
>Farron out
wew lad

Also, anyone know what polling we're getting today?

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I'll fly myself to the fucking moon if Labour win desu lads.

>>128847201
Twitter
My student union

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>>128847214

The final polls of most of the, Comres are doing their last one tomorrow afternoon and we had one yesterday.

>>128847201

Twitter in general

>>128847201
>neogaf

never heard of it, googled it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378893

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Ayyyy

>>128847154

Corbychev's making an appearance right near me today, I'd go if I wasn't busy

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https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=3lnMFSlSkho

>>128847080
>>128847172
More than 30% of Portuguese have Sephardi ancestry and they all have 2,9-5% negro admixture. Indeed where did I get the idea of racemixed Portugal

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>>128847310

>>128847269
>Comres are doing their last one tomorrow afternoon
Why bother? They can't release it until 10pm and the exit poll will be more accurate.

>>128847283
It was good around 2003-2005 but it's gone to shit since

>>128847283

I only mention it because I was roaring with laughter the night of Trump's win when screenshots were being posted it when from early optimism...

>HAHAH DRUMPFTARDS
>this will be quick

Etc too

>as a transwoman I am terrified

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IM VOTING THE EASY WAY

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>>128847205
What were they thinking with those anime poses?

>>128847348

The final poll isn't an exit poll.

>>128847242
>They aren't leaving without a fight Anon.

Good. It would be boring if we got through this without getting the opportunity to crack some Saracen skulls open.

>>128847310
>>128847340
Remember the screeching lefties because May merged the department for Climate Change with Energy?

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>>128847329

>>128847317
>I'd go if I wasn't busy
says a lot about the people who do go to his rallies

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>Brown also onceshouted“for fucks sake, move out of my fucking way” at a blind journalist on the Parliamentary Estate.

>>128847382
Yeah but no one will give a fuck about their final poll when the exit poll is out too

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>>128847364
i think it must have been a test but came across as autism

>>128847472

The exit poll isn't out until the night dummy.

Voting UKIP

Could never forgive myself for voting Tory and the rest are a total circus

>>128847512
Because of rules on media coverage of the election whilst polls are open they can't publish their poll until 10pm

>>128847269
YouGov and Survation are going to be such laughing stocks. I don't know why they bothered.

>>128847103
>STRONG AND STABLE
>"Strong and stable" van is pushed over by wind

Don't promise things you can't deliver

Incredibly knowledgeable "people" like this man >>128847430, somehow find themselves well informed enough to promote the blood mixing. He's not a subhuman. Listen and respect his opinion


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_admixture_in_Europe

Thank fuck for based old people.
Reliably keeping the Conservatives competitive in every election.

>>128847582

Well they are doing, it's dropping tomorrow afternoon, the politicalbetting site runner vouches for it and I've got a feeling he knows a bit more baout these things than us.

>>128847154

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

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CORBINNED

who's ready for lefty tears tomorrow? god damn its gonna be good

>>128847596
That's why they must allow Meds, South Balkanites, negroes, Jews and part abo Aussies in! No way they should invite people from mainland Denmark or other Germanic nations

>>128847651
You would think young people would ask themselves why as people get older they vote conservative. Is it possibly because there is no such thing as free gibs and they have heard it all before

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Does anyone recognize this man?

>>128847754

At least he'll get a healthy compensation settlement.

>>128847754
>Be American
>Get shot

Anyone else not even got a UKIP candidate to vote for?

Bonus: The green candidate is called Mick Gregg

>>128847791

Yes an SDP cuckdidate if I remember correctly.

>>128847754

Even in other countries americfags aren't safe from guns

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How long will the illness last lads?

>>128847802

Nope, don't have a Lib-Dem one either, voting Tory but still.

>>128846888
Critical percentages of muslim population in a country:
>15% without Saudi Arabian money flooding into a country
>8% with Saudi Arabian money flooding into a country

>>128847355
I love how every election we have these

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Press F to pay respects

>>128847852
S K I P T O N
K
I
P
T
O
N

the Anti-Islam Party

>>128847896

Close enough.

>>128847877
Is it going to be like North Korea where Kim Il-Sung is still the nominal head of state?

>>128847817
Do you mean SNP?
SDP doesn't exist anymore.

>>128847685
You can't post Shakespeare man, that's white cishet trash

>>128847754
>be american
>come to the UK
>get homesick for the US of A
>get shot

We are the most welcoming country in the world.

>>128847965

No, the liberal party I meant.

>>128847877
That's a shame. Diane Abbott is one of our greatest assets.

>>128847944
Is it the place that shall not be named?

>>128847965
It was from the minor party bit off Daily Politics. He was a liberal (not lib dem) IIRC.

>>128847849
That fat pile of dog shit makes me feel ill.

>>128847877
PURGED.

And about damn time.

>>128847849
>How long will the illness last lads?

The BBC just said indefinitely

>>128848020

I don't understand this meme.

What are the latest polling numbers? Are tories still above 45%?

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>people who find cassetteboy funny

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>>128847103
Victory is assured. The left will be BTFO again.

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>voting in the year of our lord 2017

>>128848148
Pólls are utter dogshit, 11% spread in their numbers

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>>128847790

The reason why old people vote conservative is because they have given up and submitted to nihilism.

Most of these people were young and idealistic too. They were crushed by the system and turned bitter. They think that it is just a pipe dream and the young should follow their lead - that the world is a cruel hard place.

No.

NO I SAY.

STAND UP TO THE NIHILISTIC URGE.

DO NOT SUBMIT YOURSELF TO PAIN.

HOPE IS A GOOD THING.

Things have a right to change.

Anywhere can be paradise as long as you have the will to live. After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy. As long as the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth exist, everything will be all right.

Vote Corbyn

>>128848126
Brighton Pavillion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO_rHNxwfbg

So TYT put out a video with the title "Right Wing Pushing For Muslim Internment Camps"

The actual story is about Nigel Farage saying terror suspects should be interned. Which shows just how fake TYT is but is also quite hilarious because they're effectively saying muslims=terrorists.

>>128848225
>unarchived The Young Turks youtube
Hooktube that shit so they don't get views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=fO_rHNxwfbg

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>>128848148
it'll be 370+ torie seats, if polls are REALLY bad 400+ for Mrs May

>>128848237

I'm reckoning an 80 seat majority for the Tories.

I wonder if Dianne can squirm her black ass back into the politburo by giving Corbyn sexual favors again

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simple flowchart to help tactical retards figure out the most tactical vote

>>128848180
Yeah but by "change", the left means socialism and cultural Marxism.
Nope.

Vote Libertarian.

>>128848180
I think the reason people do vote conservative when they age is because when they're younger they think they're invincible, they're more energetic, idealistic, progressive and have a more open mind set. All that erodes when they become old. They start to feel weak and need defending by others. They know they're going to kick the bucket soon so they lose all that idealism and feel a stronger desire to conform to gain that protection. They also start to hate what the youth represent because they can no longer have it, so they go down a path that will spite the youth. It's like how you like certain music when you're younger and then you hate all the new stuff the kids are into.

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>mfw listening to Nightswimming
Such a comfy song; and I dislike REM.

>>128848373
Kek

What outcome are people rooting for? Personally I hope the Conservatives are the largest party because fuck Corbyn/Abbott/McDonnell, however Theresa May should be punished for arrogantly calling the election so I hope that either it's a hung Parliament or they have an even slimmer majority than in 2015. The Conservatives shouldn't be rewarded with a massive majority for the shit they've pulled the last 7 years.

>>128848481

Abbott is out.

That was one of crucial things Corbyn did.

I know lots of Tory friends that are voting now for him.

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Where is mummy when we need her? Why didn't she become prime minister instead?

(Real mummy, not shit rebbit tier mummy Theresa May)

>>128848373
All parties are cancer and UKIP is just a type of cancer that takes a few more years to kill you.

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>>128848532
>I know lots of Tory friends that are voting now for him.

>>128848532
Go away shill.

>>128848278
88 seat maj would be fucking hilarious

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How many teas and crumpets until the election?

I think the polls are off. it should be a landslide for May. brexit received more than 50% of the vote and with a huge turnout. way more than any prime minister ever gets elected with, with lower turnout. ukip will go back to the tories and that is game over for corbyn im afriad

>>128848555
>(((They))) Decided that they hated her

>>128848590
What is it with your australians wanting to watch the world burn?

>>128848590
The best result would be parliament looking exactly the same as it does now

>>128848647
Tomorrow

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>>128848556
>not wanting to live for longer

Why do so many musicians and bands support labour lads? I saw a very little-known London band posting about "doing the right thing tomorrow" along with a picture of corbyn, what gives? Why are media relating people 95% socialists and anti-Britain?

>>128848555
she shot a footbullet right at the start of the campaign (about theresa may not being a mummy) and conceded after that

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Battersea Power Station’s four iconic chimneys have now been fully rebuilt using the same construction technique as when they were first erected.

Since the first pour in May 2015, nearly 25,000 wheelbarrow loads of concrete have been hand-poured into the chimneys that each stand 51 metres tall.

Rather than use a hose to pour the concrete, it was decided to replicate the original construction methods and 680 tonnes of concrete was lifted in a hoist to the top of the chimney, transferred into wheelbarrows and then hand poured into the structures.

The rings that can be seen around the new chimneys, and that could also be seen around the old ones, are formed by using a ‘Jump Form’ shuttering method.

Using steel and timber, the metal rings are filled with concrete then moved up and filled again. Overall, the hoist has travelled the equivalent of 21 miles, lifting the concrete to the eight workers waiting on boards high above the ground.

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>people are going to waste their time voting

>>128847103
We are in a war between islam and zion get woke here
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128848532
Sure you do m8

>>128848426
Or maybe they just dont like shitskins

>>128848532
No you don't Momentum cunt.

So how many momentum mongs will be surprised tomorrow when their ballot doesn't say Jeremy Corbyn?

>>128848209

Oh no I meant close enough to Skipton, not in Brighton thank God.

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Anyone got any cheeky betting tips then?

Predicted vote share?
Anything special in Scotland and Wales?
Specific constituencies that you think will be flipped?
Any other undervalued tips (eg. Lib Dems actually losing seats overall, at least 1 shadow Cabinet minister losing their seat, etc)?

any idea how i can fake having a UK address and chuck a vote or is it too late

t. aussie citizen

>>128848718
>There are 3 people punching you in the face
>You pay the one who is punching you the least

Why not just not pay him?

>>128848555

She's a moron. Completely out of her depth in politics not to mention the cabinet
He first words to the Environment Agency when she took office was 'Is climate change actually real?'

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>tfw best timezone
Results start in the morning, and lefty salt bath in the afternoon.

>>128848848
i put money on a tory majority last week

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>>128848887

>>128848808
that's rich coming from a country that A) was a prison colony and B) was already populated by so called "shitskins". So rich in fact that I'd have enough coin to fill my own Scrooge McDuck moneypit.

>>128848891
stupid analogy you fucking retard

>>128848941
tomorrow morning for us? or friday?

>>128847754

>American hit in the head by a stray bullet.
>Expected to survive since the head is not a vital organ for Americans

>>128849004
t. Head of department for analogy grading

>>128848848

Bet on Lib Dems getting BTFO down to less than 3 seats if you can.

>>128848951
The odds aren't really interesting enough though. 1/12 last time I checked.

Got anything a bit more outside the box?

>>128849024
Friday for you. Polls are open 7am to 10pm tomorrow and the counting will be overnight UK time.

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>>128849065
I want this to happen.

>>128848934
It isn't real though.

>>128849120
keen as a fucking bean cunt

>>128848934
Corbyn shill detected.

>>128847853
But may and her fellow cocksuckers will wave that wretched union jack and talk about community etc. until the end.

>>128848848

Been a pretty shit election for betting on desu, the odds have been completely uninteresting.

>>128849065
also bet on SNP with less than 45 seats for the lulz

Just so you guys know, if Labour wins I will never stop mocking Brits

>opinion polls repeatedly BTFO
>better believe them this time

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>>128848808

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>>128847754
>50 rounds
>3 attackers
>armed with knives

And the police are being hailed for doing a good job...

>>128849263
Not a chance.

What's happened with Diane Abbott? I've been offline for today.

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>>128848848
I put £20 on Lib Dems to get under 10 seats about a month ago, at 7/1, with £160 returns.

Now, that same bet is only 4/5. Brit/pol/ laughed when I said I was making the bet, well they're not laughing now.

>>128848734

That wasn't an own goal, that was the right play. Theresa May's shrivelled barren womb is a major factor in her love of mass immigration.

>>128847132
You cannot deport people who have no citizenship to the country you wish to deport them to. You can send them there, but only if country accepts them.

>>128849097
2/9 on william hill atm
well, the point is to bet on something you think is going to happen. none of the other options are going to happen so its flushing money down the drain to bet on them regardless of the odds

>>128849305
Replaced due to illness the day before the election. Utter shambles.

lets just use this election to totally kill off the left. give may a massive majority and we'll deal with her later. we'll get farage into the tory party and take it over. voting for corbyn is pointless he cant win. so lets just humiliate the left thoroughly and then work day and night to meme May into resigning over something

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Start buying guns.

>>128849263
>Just so you guys know, if the pro-immigration globalist party win I will never stop mocking Brits

As opposed to the other 3 pro-immigration globalist parties?

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>>128849310
>shrivelled barren womb

>>128849377
>give may a massive majority and we'll deal with her later.
>Sell the weapons to Al-Qaeda and we'll deal with them later

>>128849065
Definitely worth a punt (would have been even better if I hadn't left it to the last minute). Probably won't go as low as 3 though.
Normies seem to think the Lib Dems will actually do well for some reason. Free money.

>>128849212
Good shout, might even go a bit lower if the odds are good.

Thanks lads.

>>128849377

Farage slowly entering the Conservative party would be some fucking Napoleon Hundred Days tier shit. Would be an incredible spectacle.

>"I'll take hrt for a week to prove those trannies wrongs that I'm not one of them, a real man would never feel good on it"
>4 months later: "shit I have boobs, I wish I had a boyfriend"

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>>128849377
Ayyyy this is the correct plan

How would one go about finding "like minded" people without drawing a target one's forehead? Completely hypothetical mind you.

>>128849395
Unregistered guns, more specifically. Don't allow them to track you.

>>128849515
>i was just pretending to be retarded

How common is it for parents in Britain to warn their children that they will be disinherited if they marry a non-white?

Asking because that's how it was in my (middle class Catholic) family.

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SHOULD I?

>>128849479
good luck, personally i wouldnt go lower because even 45< is pretty unlikely.

hope im wrong though, i fucking hate those SNP cunts

>>128849583
I suspect not very common at all, but it should be. I will disown my kids if they fucked a non-white.

>>128849549
In retrospect they do this to all repressors and it's s clever trick

"Oh if your so sure then you can quit after a week!"

Then it mentallly rewrites you and you can't quit because your brain is now dependant on girl hormones...

>>128849593
Nah, the polling is so volatile I wouldn't risk it.

>>128849593
Ask yourself: Is a far left man who is only campaigning in safe Labour seats going to be able to swing multiple seats that previously voted Conservative over to his side?

>>128849583
same here desu, are you me? XD
but seriously there's no browns round here anyway and all my sisters hate darkies

>>128849377
It's fucking astonishing how delusional people who post here are

Less than 36 hours to the exit poll

>>128849666
>66
Devilish.

What was the context of your first post exactly?

>>128849690
BUT YOUGOV

>>128849657
I have a 4 year old daughter, her mum is a raging lefty, I'm NatSozi. If she dates a paki, nigger or a jew I'll disown her.

>>128847205
Looks like a good breeze will knock him over

>>128849690
Is he actually going to lose 30~ seats though? He would need to to get less than 208.

>>128849779
He'd need to lose 25 to get 207

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Is it time to start planning election snacks?

>>128849779
not

tories are going to loose seats havent you been watching?

>>128849751
I was shitposting in a tranny General and they psyopped me, now I'm a tranny too

>>128849713
The black pill cometh and those who survive the black pill will become truly red pilled.

>>128849764
I don't blame you mate. It sounds mean as fuck and all that but you can't just be pissing your bloodline down the toilet without consequences. You and the mother still together?

>>128849841
I bought all mine yesterday.

>>128849850
>1PBTID
Shoo shoo Momentum shill.

>>128849816
Oh, well I doubt he's going to lose 25. Too many cucks.

>>128849850
Learn how to spell lose dipshit.

>>128849713
>t. butthurt commie on the run about to see the final destruction of his faulty ideology

>>128849864
Tits and timestamp.

>>128849841
of course, pringles and peanut m&m's for me m8. not sure what to drink though

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>Labour's @BarryGardiner tells @JuliaHB1 that his understanding is that Diane Abbott has a serious long term illness

Oh no! Poor Diane!

>>128849334
2/9 is OK, I'll put some down on it later.
And betting isn't just about what you are sure will happen, it's also about what might or could happen (if the odds are good enough). I thought Hillary would win, but I still put £200 on Trump because the odds were so good and it was clear that he at least stood a chance. I thought Scotland would probably vote No, but I put some money down on independence because the odds were nice and they're shameless cucks.

>>128849921
Why didn't she fucking stand down as an MP before this campaign then?

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>>128849921
It's called communism.

>getting rid of diane abbott the day before election

smart

>>128849921
It's no secret that she;s black, how is this news?

Has anyone noticed we literally hear nothing about or from the shadow chancellor - John McDonnell who makes Corbyn look like Reagan.

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>TFW you live in the only area in the country where a majority of people unironically vote green party

Thank god for postal votes

>>128848373
that is the most retarded poster i have seen in my life. doesnt explain to people that f tey vote ukip it takes away votes from the tories and makes it more likely that labour will win. ukip are not even close to winning this election so theres no point voting for them

remember immigration has gone down under theresa may although only buy a little bit but hopefully it will continue to go down some more. i doubt she well hit her target of 10s of thousands but she knows if immigration goes up it will hurt the tories in the long run since they are famous for not keeping their promises over migration. geremy corbyn wants to let in any "refugee" that knocks on our doors .

in this election not voting for the conservatives helps labour, just remember that.

>>128849980
>corbyn gives her one last plundering

>>128849921
Isn't it diabeetus?
That's what she mentioned in those emails yesterday

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>>128849980
In one way smart, in another way it makes them look like a shambles.

>>128849866
Sounds mean I know, but the thought of Jamal or Asif being in my family fucking horrifies me. No we split two years ago. I see her three times a week and I dote on her, but her mother is a liberal - wasn't when I was with her a decade ago, her brother and his wife turned her into one.

>>128849928
only political bet i made last year was for England to vote for brexit (not the UK just england as i wasn't sure), and the odds were great as well so that was a bonus.

Can't wait for leftie tears tommorow but a Tory win is always going to be bittersweet

>>128850016
t. tactical retard who is so fucking stupid that he thinks voting for mass immigration and anti-privacy laws is a good idea because "it keeps da even worser guys out!!"

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>>128850051
i doubt its planned

>shambles
its not anything to do with politics shes just fat andunhealthy

>>128850088
same desu, gonna book friday off and stay up tomorrow night

>>128850037
probably type 2 which can be cured if you stop stuffing your face

>>128850088
I know lad. There aren't any Tory policies that I'm looking forward to and a few I'm dreading.

>>128849307
Nice one lad. You can treat yourself to half an hour with YKTD's missus, and £155 of antibacterial disinfectant.

>>128849980
>having diane abbott at all

stupid

>>128850140
>its not anything to do with politics shes just fat and unhealthy
makes them look shit though

>>128849921
I didn't know being thick as shit was a long term illness.

David Lammy must be terminal.

>>128850074
Then you need to really figure out how to be the absolute best parent to your little one, make her see you as the best parent without actually telling her to do that. Make her respect you more than she does her mother and you will have the reigns on her behaviour, at least to a higher degree.

You do the right thing in my eyes though, getting blacked is a mortal sin. Says so in the Bible in Nigs 4:20 - "thou shalt not be plundered of the brown".

>>128850009
Phillip Hammond hasn't made any appearance on the campaign either 2bf

>>128850188
well now they dont

how are you gonna tory shill that?

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18 year old running for labour against farron. my money is on mr fishfinger though.

why aren't you lads standing? there's a 15 year old green party candidate.

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>>128850013
Any good stories about the lefty nutters down there?

>>128850274
nigger i vote plaid/labour, i just cant fucking stand abbott

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>>128849909
>He's arguing about economic systems when he's being literally pushed and bred out
State of Votetards. You'd argue about what flavour milk you'd most like to drown in.

>everyone i disagree with is a tory shill
>everyone i disagree with is momentum
>lmao ur votin ukip?

When are we all going to learn that every viable party wants to fuck is raw before rolling us in to the put of Abduls so they can fuck us raw too.

>>128849520
How does one go about getting unregistered firearms? The most legal thing I could do without problems is start doing archery...

I'm voting UKIP.

Fat Abbott always seems to have a mystery illness when the going gets tough.

>>128849909
Enjoy quintessential Briton
>>128849866
Fair point, but I challenge you to go a step farther and start collecting a group of trusted redpilled friends and training together, collecting various legally and illegally obtainable weapons and armors, perhaps investing in a rural property to use as a base of operations/ refuge for your families. Build and collect everything you would need for the worst case scenarios, use your head.

That if you are of pure blood of course

>>128850307
>there's a 15 year old green party
No there's not, you need to be 18 to stand

>>128850274
>firing your shadow home secretary the day before an election and claiming it's illness
Shambles.

>>128850192
>>128850237
This is as graceful and exit strategy for the Labour party as possible without daring to remove a strong Kween from her post.

It either lets her hide for a few days and then be removed post election or cone back when she can't do any more harm. It's African politics.

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>Dianne Abbott dies of ass cancer 10 seconds after BBC announces Labour and Corbyn got unsalvageably BTFO in the election

would there be a better outcome, Brit/pol/?

>>128850341
>plaid
fuck off lefty snp lite

>>128849657
If I ever had kids I would warn them but then I worry they'll do it in an act of rebellion against me.

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>>128850175
what do you think of the tories capping child benefit to 2 children max in april of this year? meaning large families (often immigrant families) can't keep popping out children and get paid by the government to raise them.

labour would reverse this policy.

>>128850243
Luckily there's no shitskins or pakis here (north Northumberland) so the chances will only occur if she goes to Uni down south. Hopefully she'll be red pilled enough by then.

>>128850374
>Abbot
Second Dissolution of the Monasteries when.

>there are fatties ITT shilling the 'don't vote' meme to make themselves feel better about not having the stamina to walk to their polling station

>>128850420
bojo getting wankered and exposing himself on tv would be good

>>128850420
>Queen has decided to suspend parliament for 25 years to sort country out.
>deportations to commence Monday
>Spain has invaded Gibraltar
>Mum is alive again

>>128849910
;-;

>>128850391

ok yes I misread it. he is 18. member since 15.

>>128850497
It's mostly one autistic tripmong ymca expy

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>>128850367
>this guy thinks a bow and arrow is a firearm

>>128850446
"I'm absoluetly going to take away your human rights, cut investment and arrest you for posting funny memes online"

>>128850460
Bad considering white British fertility is below 2.

Remove child bennies entirely or restrict them to white britons.

>Dianne Abbott dying of ass cancer in a hospital bed
>Labour predicted to lose 87% of their seats in the election
>Jeremy Corbyn is beheaded live in Covent Garden by a Muslim he previously defended

>>128850307
>15 year old green party candidate.
Could the party be any more of a joke? Next they'll be running Nelson Mandela or some disabled lesbian tranny migrant in Calais.

Also I'm not running because I have no charisma and don't appeal to the public. Not to mention my vile views, my questionable lifestyle, and my refusal to participate in any kind of underground paedophilic Satanist cults (even if everyone does wear a suit).

>>128850446

>at last, a PM not afraid tbhwy phamalamadingdong

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>>128850526

Sorry about your mum, lad.

>>128849299

Standard procedure is to keep pumping baddies full of bullets until they stop moving, just to be certain.

I remember a documentary on the Iranian Embassy Siege and one of the terrorists was hiding among the hostages on the stairs. They put two full mags into the bloke from point blank range.

>>128847849
Not sure if dyscalculia is curable.

>>128850460
That one was ok. That was in the 2015 manifesto though. Nothing in the 2017 one inspires any kind of excitement.

>>128850577
Beheaded by the Queen with Excalibur would be the perfect scenario.

>>128850526
>Mum is alive again
i cant imagine life without my mum, sorry lad :(

>>128850434
>not wanting independence for you own country

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>>128850367
>How does one go about getting unregistered firearms?
Email me mate.

>>128850339
Not really outside of a sign that was on my campus saying Jesus was a woman and trans gendered toilets.

Oh and I see the occasional sjw with a "down with the patriarchy" shirt.

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>Abbott's 'temporary replacement' is a literal who, most famous for walking into a blind man, yelling at him and calling him a 'fucking idiot'

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Hang in there Diane!

This is such a low-energy election. No excitement in the air at all.

>>128850367
>find a dealer (drugs)
>build relationship
>(you don't actually need to take drugs, just buy them regularly)
>become sort-of friends
>get introduced to his dealer
>work your way up the chain until you find the blokes with the guns
It's utterly illegal, but then again so is having the wrong opinion so I see no issue.

>>128850385
I can't say much on this topic Slavbro.

>>128850459
Don't need to say "you do X and I'll punish you", just introduce them early to the reality of niggers and other assorted brown things.

>>128850465
Yeah, keep her that far North mate. I'm only in Yorkshire and it's bad down here.

>>128850532
gib boipucci then

FULLY COSTED

>>128850727
fucking topkek

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>>128850741
Is this a lynching joke?

>>128850727
The amount of makeup makes her look like a drag queen

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>leddit saying May has suffered a "mortal wound" this election and will never stand again
>not understanding what a honeymoon period is
>not understanding what sacrificing 30/40 seat extra majority to implement some strong cost saving policies is

They are more clueless than us.

>>128850762
>I'm only in Yorkshire
SOUTH?

>>128850635
>>128850678
Thanks lads. It's Wednesday morning and I just choked up in britpol. I am a bit lost

>>128850727
And yet she's still more palatable than Diane Abbot

>>128850526
>Mum is alive again
no pls

>>128850809
West. West is best, browner than all the rest.

>>128850830
hang in there boi

>>128850635
Do you know who that woman is? I know. Wonder how many from brit/pol/ know.

>>128850669
raising the personal tax allowance and raising 40% tax threshold to £50k is pretty good. i like paying less taxes

>>128850762
But I'm shy

>>128850666
>>128849299
Still, kind of a poor show since they put down that quote unquote ""allegedly" "innocent"" de Menezes guy with a single bullet to the head as he was running away from them. We know they CAN do it, they just chose not to.
And you know, maybe it's a good thing since it will make for a better movie in 3 years.

>>128850863
no idea

>>128850685
>using indepedance as an excuse suddenly after fringe parties gain massize seats due to ukip racism to embezzle money through party funds

fuck ALL fringe populist parties
thy dont care about the country

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>>128850758

Yes not a single bigotgate or two jabs moment, no one has even been egged. Very low energy.

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>>128849921
Imagine:

>Dianne Abbott is useless and an electoral liability
>She's told to stop campaigning
>It's announced she has a long term illness
>"long term illness" is a common euphemism for cancer
>She wears a wig after all
>Comrade Corbyn has her purged and disappeared on the day of the election
>Labour gets massive sympathy vote because of the death of the Shadow Home Secretary
>Corbyn tells the press on how brave she was keeping the illness from the public and campaigning hard despite it because she believed in this election
>Labour gets a majority

>>128850782
You see, we're all clueless as fuck but when we combine like the Power Rangers we become unbeatable. Leddit can't combine, they're too retarded.

>>128850867
You can't be coming on my blog and telling me you got tricked in to being a ladyboy and not show tits and timestamp. This is just not how things work around here lad.

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>>128850758
Not a single creative meme either

>>128850891
Arnold Leese's wife.

>>128850868
>Still, kind of a poor show since they put down that quote unquote ""allegedly" "innocent"" de Menezes guy with a single bullet to the head as he was running away from them.

They didn't. One guy pinned him to the seat and another put seven - SEVEN - bullets into this head which is exactly my point. They don't fuck about.

>>128850666
Fair enough, but 50 rounds is a lot, all shot should be aimed, drop the cunt then put a couple more in the corpse for good measure. I think this is more a case of over excitement from poor discipline in training.

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>>128850699
what do they do on that lawn? lunchtime game of rounders?

>>128850947
She better get a move on then. Only a day left!

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Before heading into the polling booth, ask yourself, who would she vote for?

>>128850988
The hilldawg memes are pretty amazing.
Instead all we have are lefties shopping corbyn's head onto footballers.

>>128851049
Who?

>>128851015
I always like to think it rolls aside to deploy the mobile oppression palace.

>>128851049
I'd not be surprised if she's still alive.

>>128851051
>Instead all we have are lefties shopping corbyn's head onto footballers
We got some examples?

>>128850758
>>128850921
It's a done deal, everyone knows the result already. No point wasting meme energy on it. We've all also got election fatigue, it's only two years since the last one and a year since the referendum. Also most of us were invested in the American election as well.

>>128851010

No it's a case of seeing what looks like a suicide belt and dropping the cunts as fast as possible, they will have been trained for this very possibility countless times. If the SAS had been there it would've been nice clean double taps but the police aren't that well trained in comparison.

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>claim you're sick as an excuse to get out of media coverage
>admit to the online equivalent of phonejacker that you're actually not sick at all
>less than 24 hours later one of your shadow cabinet colleagues claims you have a 'serious long term illness' on live television
7D noughts and crosses lads

>>128850909
i voted plaid as they were indistinguishable from new labour, now labour is closer to socialist ill vote them also i live in a tory stronghold so i could vote lib dems or not vote at all and it wouldnt matter

>>128851049
Who's this? Is she the new Green Party candidate for South Thanet?

>>128850988
This election has been a weirdly 70s affair. Memes were much less fun then and indeed rationed.

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>>128851051
Brexit had good memes

>>128849377
fucking moron

>>128850727

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015202/MP-letter-blast-blind-man-Out-way-Labour-whip-shouts-reporter.html

I know it's the Mail, but christ what a knobhead.

That bloke being a political reporter for TalkSport has the easiest job in Westminster though, in between the Nobby's Nuts adverts and the betting odds forecasts.

>>128851109
Go to britain elects, click on a poll with labour really close behind.

>>128851085
the whole building is probably just a cyclinder rather than a donut, going down dozens of levels like a skyscraper in the ground.

also imagine living in one of the those houses right next to the headquarters. how paranoid would you be?

The Diane Abbott Twitter feed is a pile of overflowing salt right now

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Diane%20Abbott%22&src=tren

>>128850762
>It's utterly illegal
Also an utterly terrible idea.
If you don't already know how to get your hands on a gun, please don't try. You're going to get into a lot of trouble.
Chances are, Anon is going to get in with some pathetic crackhead or smalltime weed dealer who are going to be absolutely freaked the fuck out when he tries to buy a gun. They'll either think he's an undercover officer, or quietly turn him over to one. That's at least 5 years in prison.
And if he somehow does get in with a real big time drug dealer, he'll have bigger problems than the police when he tries to buy a gun from them. They'll still think he's a copper, only they won't be so kind about it.
Not a good idea, seriously.

>>128850568
I never said that. I know it's not a firearm but it's the next best thing to having any sort of defence that is legal.

>>128851151
im in the fylde

i just hope the dementia tax has fucked up the retiree vote just a little here but its a 30 year tory seat

i fucking hate the people in this country

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>>128851165
Anyone got the version with sunrise pepe?

>>128851285
howabout a crossbow? is that legal?

>>128851257
>all these problem glasses SJW women complaining it's all about MUH WAYCISM
Fucking hell

Reminder if you don't vote Corbyn in England and SNP in Scotland, you're literally voting to get cucked by exploitative businesses and neolib government. Time for a change.

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>It's a "Dianne Abbott gets ill when something goes wrong" episode

>>128850868
>de Menezes guy with a single bullet to the head
Can you be more wrong?

>

Two officers fired a total of eleven shots according to the number of empty shell casings found on the floor of the train afterwards. Menezes was shot seven times in the head and once in the shoulder at close range, and died at the scene. An eyewitness later said that the eleven shots were fired over a thirty-second period, at three second intervals.[14] A separate witness reported hearing five shots, followed at an interval by several more shots.[15]

>>128851151
>>128851326
>no capitals
>awful grammar
Samefag

>>128851165
why does Pepe lie in a coffin?

>This fella on Victoria Derbyshire who got throat cancer from eating pussy, and the woman who got anal cancer from taking it up the ass

>>128851396
24 hours after the election I want Long Kesh re-opened and every problem glasses proggy chick in there by the end of the week.

>>128851049
In terms of individual seats tomorrow night, Batley and Spen is one of the ones to watch, alongside Westmorland and Lonsdale, Moray and Sheffield Hallam

All four are potential coin tosses and all four will be absolutely kekworthy if they flip

>>128851267
You need a bit of common sense about you you to do it, of course. The fact is that sellers want buyers, and buyers need to learn where the sellers are. So long as you don't carry yourself like a spastic with spaghetti to spare you'll be alright. I've accidentally brushed up against guns a few times just through buying weed, though I didn't bother to buy any because back then I was all DUDE WEED LMAO ONE LOVE.

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>>128850966
Darn it

>>128851267
I'll stick to the old string and wood then... for what good it may do me.

>>128851402
fuck scottish bnp
tory-light ukip vote draining scumbag nobodies

snp isnt a real party and are going to lose a shit ton of seats

>>128851326
>i fucking hate this country
ftfy commiefag