The most fake, non-countries in Europe?

>>128845709
all of them pretty much

>>128845709
Ireland

>>128845709
Moldova, Ukraine, Belarus, Monaco, Andorra, Luxembourg.

Ukraine. Moldova probably should not exist either. Also add the microstates.

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>>128845709

Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia.. Moldova is getting better but still cant be counted as a country. they are still colony. Georgia.. Abhasia and Alania.

>>128845906
Oh, whoops. Can't forget Azerbaijan.

>>128845709
FYROM
Belgium
Kosovo
Switzerland

>>128845709
Switzerland
>>128845790
sure, 98% sand third-worlder

>>128845709
Germany and UK
Bosnia and Herzegovina + croatia

>>128845709
what are the criteria for being fake?

>>128845709
Japan's a pretty fake country

>>128846023
>sure, 98% sand third-worlder
Not sure what this means but I can make an educated guess the quality of life is objectively better here than that of life in Italy.

Sorry pastanigga.

>>128846142
Being smaller than my backyard.

Shit tier is Kosovo, Macedonia, Bosnia
Low legitimacy tier are Belgium and Ukraine

>>128846142

Dont know but Vlaanderen belongs to us and the rest gan go fuck off to France

>>128845973
>>128846023

triggered

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I'm still not convinced this country exists in this reality, it's like a space/time anomaly that is there sometimes and doesn't exist other times

>>128846340
a fucking medkit

>>128846340
just rename yourselves to bank country thats what you are since your creation by the cr*saders

>>128846470
kek, deus vult

>>128846419
hello my insect friend

>>128846573
I have a question for you though is immigration there as bad as in germoney or france?
Are the streets filled with pakis and shitskins?

>>128845709
Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia, Macedonia, Reaggeton, Montenegro

Andorra, Monaco, Austria should be in Germany, Kosovo, Macedonia, Bonsnia

>>128846729
only in the french part and big cities

>>128846393
In my opinion, if a country has a distinct language other countries don't understand, then it cannot be a meme country.

>>128846745
What do you think should happen to serbia bosnia montenegro and macedonia? Yugoslavia?

Andorra - rightful Spanish clay
Belgium & Luxemburg - rightful Dutch clay
Austria, Liechtenstein and Switzerland - rightful German clay
N.Ireland - rightful Irish clay
Bosnia - rightful Croatian clay
Kosovo & Montenegro - rightful Serbian clay
Vatican & San Marino - rightful Italian clay
Ukraine - rightful Russian clay

>>128846873
Nonsense what about those African republics that speak in clicks and whistles are they suddenly countries now

>>128846873
Macedonians are bulgarians who LARP as Greeks.

>>128846945
>N.Ireland - rightful Irish clay

Why would you support the Irish? They're cucked and socialist as fuck.

>>128846945

This would be great

>>128846945
>Belgium & Luxemburg - rightful Dutch clay

Only the Flemish side should be part on The Netherlands. Wallonie and Luxemburg should be France

Donetsk People's Republic

>>128846945
>Belgium & Luxemburg - rightful Dutch clay
damn, some slavshit thinks that he knows how the things are working here

>>128847159
France will be African clay soon. You better stick with Dutch

>>128847023
The rest of UK is even more

>>128845865
Andorra is fake but old as shit

>>128845709
Vatican

>>128846949

That's pretty far from the truth colgate

>>128846247
Us? Meaning Germany-minor.

>>128846945
There are still Serbs in Croatia?

Kek most people here haven't even been to this wonderful country yet they continue to try and claim it oooh bulgarians greeks muh horsestory come here and eat fine cheap food see the beautiful women then bitch and moan about how it should belong to your country that happens to be shittier than this one

>>128846393
wake me up inside

>>128846949
Greeks are Helenics who larp like ancient Macedonians.
Balkans is the land of keks

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>>128846873

Every state once belonged to the empire of Axum. Daily reminder the first roman emperor was from Axum. And axumites first settled in Britain

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>>128845966
>picks countries with hottest women as useless.

>>128849127
Not really, the country calling itself Macedonia has no relation to Ancient Macedonia. With the exception of some area around the Prespa lake it's mostly part of Dardania. Hell even their capital was the capital of Dardania.

-Macedonians are Bulgarians.
-Moldovans are Romanians.
-Bosnians are muslim Serbs.
-Eastern Ukrainians are Russians. Western Ukrainians are Polish.

>>128845966
>Georgia
You lil shitroach, we had son of helios as king 4 millenia ago, when your ancestors were fucking horses and goats in some desert shithole.

>>128849643
Yes. The actual macedonians are bulgars who larp like ancient Macedonians. Same as Greeks.
Possibility is Albanians are the ancient Macedonians because oldest language and a lot of archeology.

>>128845966
Said the one who's country is getting fucked in the ass by refugees.

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>>128845709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT5iZh-PodU
Every sensible Flandrian dispises Belgium.

>>128850206
What triggered you ? The non-countries or colony ?

>>128845709
Lichtenstein, Malta

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>>128850127
Kek sure and the paki that is currently raping your wife must also be an ancestor of france

>>128845709
Switzerland is an operating base for Judeo-Masonic-Red Cross-Vatican conspiracy where banks-CERN-well preserved concentration camps await.

>>128850848
so true

>>128850412
Nice flag, but Netherlands = Northern Netherlands + Belgium + Luxembourg + Departement du Nord

>>128846848
>Only the french part surrendered

>>128846573
kek @ roach comment

>>128845709

Canada was a mistake.

>>128846142
>what are the criteria for being fake?

Two criterion:

1) Be Belgium, or
2) be a recently-made country that has is not ethnically homogenous

>>128846745
No

Ok here is my ranking of most shittiest countries in Europe:
1.Moldova
2.Kosovo
3.Macedonia (Fyrom)
4.Bosnia and Herzegovina
5.Albania

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What are you knaves even talking about, all European countries are total faggots? Everyone knows this.

>>128846247
go away protestant scum
i'd rather remain with unemployed walloon than to go with your degenerate land

>>128847547
R A R E

A

R

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>>128845709
Spain.

>>128847547
Europe has spoken

>>128847159
Luxembourg is neither german nor french (even if they are arguably more german than french), they are like a mini Swtizerland.

>>128852986
>Luxembourg
You sure it isn't portuguese?

>>128845709
Pakistan : curryniggers Larping as Muslims cuz of the anglo

>>128848679
He кaни cтpaнци oвдe ce дa ти eбaм

>>128853156
Or even italian kek.

>>128852057
We are not even in the top 10 shittiest

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>>128846945
Don't forget part of Germany is also rightful Dutch clay!

>>128853704
i like your orange flag better

Malta. It belongs to Italy. Always has and always will.

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Is Macedonia part of Serbia or Greece?

>>128853239
>in europe
Dumb waffle

>>128846729
Only in the german part and big cities, german love roaches, ever went to basel or zurich ?

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>>128853934
Look at a map

Denmark. We should become part of estonia.

>>128846419
A fucking roach

>>128846745
Joj boze jel to pijesma Sandre Afrike?

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The entire continent of Europe belongs to the U.S. State of Rhode Island.

>>128854402
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-8QspaBug
You want the JoJ!

>>128854402
Pijesma?

>>128854402
da

>>128854560
The entire world is rightful clay to the Alexanderplein in Den Haag, South Holland, the Netherlands

>>128847547
How'd you get that flag nigger

>>128854127
Please stop dressing as ancient Macedonian soldiers

>>128847159
We'd gladly take all and deport the french degenerates.

>>128845709
Every country that speaks German.

Kosovo and Albania.

Fuck those mudslime countries that are behind our lines. Remove kebab!

>>128846873
Agreed largely, but then that brings into question Serbia and Croatia, England and its ex colonies, the entire list of South American countries, etc

>>128854560
I'd rather have Portland, Oregon control my country than fucking Rhode Island.

>>128845709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot_2aDp_RLg&t=7s

Luxembourg.

>>128845709
Anything less than 1,000,000 square kilometres isn't big enough to be a real country.

>>128846949
Macedonia is like the baby of a Serb mother and a Bulgarian father. The Bulgarian father is forced by circumstances to leave his child and the Serbian mother raises it to be Serbian cultured. Then the child is longing for a father and sees greece next to it and thinks greece is its father.

>>128849806
If we are going to differentiate between Serbs Croats and Bosnians and call one another, Bosnians are actually more like Muslim Croats than Muslim Serbs.but Serbs are basically orthodox Croats, so the entire identity system is fucked up and all simply off what religion you are

>>128855967
>but Serbs are basically orthodox Croats
you have to go back

Italy.

t. proud Tuscan heritage

>>128847159
>Wallonie

Best be prepared to cough up Brabant as a whole, Frenchie.

The Balkans is the absolute meme region of Europe. Every country has a mini-me variant. Bulgaria has FYROM. Greece has Cyprus. Romania has Moldova. Serbia has Montenegro. Albania ha Kosovo. Turkey has Bosnia. And Croatia has Slovenia.

You literally can not make this shit up.

>>128856087
Make me

>>128856234
what are you, shiptar or cuckroat?

>>128856181
Slovenia is not a mini me of Croatia. The mini me of Croatia is Hercegovina

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>>128845709

>>128845709
Italy
Belgium
Every drawf state.

>>128846827
>Germany should be a protectorate of Austria
ftfy

>>128846945
Ne moze se tako razmisljati
Svicarska se moze podijeliti izmedju Njemacke i Italije, Bosna se ne moze strpati u jedan kos zbog komplikovanosti situacije jednostavno podijeliti vrbasom, i ukrajina ne moze cijela rusima, ima nesto rumunima, nesto poljacima i slovacima.

>>128856415
>germany should be split in ministates like in hre and austria can call itself the emperror
ftfy

Russian federation

>>128845709
We are in a war between the Islamists and Zionists get woke here and show others
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128856321
Lol look at this Belgian (????) talking shit about one of the most immediately recognizable country in the world, with well defined borders and a unitary history in its differences

>>128856295
Definately not an sh*ptar

>>128845709
we never even wanted to be independent in the first place

>>128846945
WRONG

Italy and San Marino - rightful Vatican clay.

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>>128845709
japan, just a place for the USA to place it's navy and nukes since pearl harbour got clogged up

>>128846873
:(

>>128845709
Estonia, Latvia, Slovakia, Montenegro, Slovenia, Croatia.

serbia is most fake country

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>>128845709

>>128856591
good. then i'm interested then what makes you think we're orthodox croats while history says it's the other way around?

>>128846150
yeah and it's located in europe..

>>128845709
UK.

>>128856695
You wot m8

>>128856588
>well defined
>südtirol not part of austria
pick one

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>>128846848
>>128853999

Tell me about Basel.I might come next year.What should i expect

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>>128852381
traitor

>>128845709
Austria, Montenegro, Kosovo

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>>128856805
The Roman Empire split right between today's Serbs and Croats. If you were on the left side you're a catholic, right side you're othrodox. The austro Hungarians were also brutal in their catholism further separating what was once the same people.
Today's Serbs are just Croats who stayed on their side of the line, thus orthodox Croats. Same can be said about Croats, catholic Serbs.

>>128857294
>Today's Serbs are just Croats who stayed on their side of the line, thus orthodox Croats. Same can be said about Croats, catholic Serbs.
well yeah, that makes sense now

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United Kingdom. It's just a miracle that such a fake country lasted this long. Thank the gods its end is nigh

>>128845709
We are in a war between the Islamists and Zionists get woke here and show others
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128857294
>The austro Hungarians were also brutal in their catholism further separating what was once the same people.
and not only them, but franks and everyone who ruled lands in today croatia

>>128846945
Spoken like a true balkan claymaster.

>>128845973
kosovo is not a country

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>>128856307
This. Scotland only really became a thing in the late middle ages, and it became redundant at the beginning of the 17th century with the union of the Scottish and English crowns.

'Scotland' historically was a collection of territories: the English-speaking south-east, the Welsh-speaking south-west, the Gaelic-speaking north, and some Norse speakers on the outlying islands. Scottish 'identity' is mostly a fiction made up in the 19th century to attract tourists (I'm not even exaggerating. Clan tartans, for example, were invented by a LARP society in London at the beginning of the 19th century).

>>128857507
Nice link, thanks http://archive.is/PZJi6 heres the archive

>>128847547
truely the rarest of the rares. i've seen more north korea flags than you

How is Belgium a non-country?????

>>128858094
wtf, are you albanian?

>>128847547
are you from kosovo?

Friesland

>>128858674
north albanian, basically discount slav, people still dont believe us

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Ukraine. Ukrainians are just a polish-russian mix. Just divide Ukraine like in pic related and it will be cool.

>>128858777
kek
i was surprised someone as albanian would speak that. where are you from, shkoder?

>>128852381
i agree

>>128858587
As the seat of the EU, it's the epitome of a non-country wanting a bunch more non-countries

Also, your singular contribution to world cuisine is known as "french fries."

>>128858872
even more north, the highlands

>>128856588
> well defined borders
> unitary history
please open a book

>>128857145
life was much better under the crown of Spain

Andorra. What fucking little piece of shit. Fuck you, Andorra. I hope you get nuked, you fucking bastards.

>>128858931
well yeah, there were serbs and albanians leaving peacefully since the very beginning. so i suppose it's pretty much mixed area

>>128858920
Belgium Chocolate, Belgium beers .............................


The name ‘Belgium' comes from the Romans – when they called their province in the north of Gaul Gallia Belgica, after its previous inhabitants the Celtic and German Belgae. Belgium's official name today is the Kingdom of Belgium, known in the country's three official languages as Koninkrijk België (Dutch), Royaume deBelgique (French) and Königreich Belgien (German). King Philippe of Belgium is the current monarch.


Belgium has more comic strip artists per square kilometre than anywhere in the world – and is the birthplace of the famous comic book series The Smurfs (Pierre Culliford) and The Adventures of Tintin (Hergé), the latter which has been translated into more than 100 languages. An original cover from Tintin In America became the world's most valuable when it sold for EUR 1.3mn. Today visitors can walk Brussels' comic strip trail.


The longest tram line in the world is the Belgian Coast Tram – the Kusttram travels the full 68km of Belgian coast between the French and Dutch borders, making some 68 stops from Knokke-Heist to De Panne and running every 10 minutes during summer peak hours.


Belgium has the largest urbanised population in Europe – where 98 percent of the population live in urban areas and cities, also among the highest rate in the world. Belgium is also one of the most cabled countries in the world, where some 97 percent of Belgian households receive cable TV.


Belgium’s highway can be seen from the moon – the almost 100 percent-lit highway network is one of the few man-made structures seen that far at night. Belgium is among the top 10 countries for the highest road and railroad density, although TomTom ranks Brussels as the seventh most congested city in Europe.

>>128859100
Belgium is the birthplace of some of the world's most famous identities – including: actors Audrey Hepburn (born Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston in Brussels) and Jean-Claude van Damme; artists Jan Van Eyck, Peter Paul Rubens and René Magritte; fashion designers Liz Claiborne and Dries Van Noten; composer and singer Jacques Brel; and writer Georges Simenon with his protagionist Inspector Maigret.

Antwerp is the world's diamond capital – with an estimated annual turnover of more than EUR 20 billion, around three times more than the next competitor (US). Diamonds have been traded here since 1447, and today the city handles more than 80 percent of the world's rough diamonds and 50 percent of all cut diamonds. The Flemish jeweller Lodewyk van Bercken is credited to inventing the first pear cut diamond and the polishing wheel (scaif), which uses diamond dust to cut diamonds to achieve greater precision and more complex cuts. His statue can be seen near Antwerp's diamond district.


Belgium is the world's leading exporter of billiard balls – nearly 80 percent of the world's billiard balls are made in Belgium. Saluc AC, established in 1923, has its own chemical plant to make the phenolic resin, which give Aramith balls their characteristic high-gloss, rock-hard finish.


Napoleon’s bid for European domination ended at the Battle of Waterloo in Belgium – after conquering much of continential Europe in the early 19th century, French military leader and emperor Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in 1815 by allied forces, ending the Napoleonic era of European history, the Napoleonic Wars and Napoleon’s Hundred Days’ reign. Visitors can see Napoleon's and other war artifacts at the site today.

Belgium holds a world record for castles – Belgium has more castles per kilometre than any other country in the world.

>>128858920

You means waffles?

But the Belgian King is a cuck who abdicated for one day just so he didn't have to compromise his morals (pass abortion law).

>>128859100
>>128859179
also should be added that Marx described Belgian as a despicable authoritarian and capitalist state which should convince all of you /pol/acks to worship our divine clay

>>128859179
Although the exact number is disputed, Belgium makes over 800 different beers. Belgians drink an average of 150 litres of beer per year per person.

Belgium produces 220,000 tons of chocolate per year. That’s about 22kg of chocolate per person in Belgium.

Belgium has one of the lowest proportions of McDonald’s in the developed world. It has 7 times fewer McDonald’s restaurants than the USA and 2 times less than France.

Belgium has compulsory education up to 18 years old. This is one of the highest in the world.
Belgium also has enforced compulsory voting.

Brussels was a famous hideout for Europeans in Exile. Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with Friedrich Engles between 1845 and 1848. Victor Hugo was also exiled here and completed Les Misérables while visiting Waterloo in 1861.

The saxophone was invented in Belgium, in the early 1840’s by Adolphe Sax (1814-1894), in the city of Dinant.

Belgium is rightful french clay

>>128854787
you need to be in certain EU buildings in Brussels

>>128859305
Saxophones are trash, the clarinet family is superior. Conical bores are for brass.

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>>128856118
>proud
>Tuscan
>heritage

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>>128858273
i dont disagree with you but scotland has been i thing since 1000AD not late middle ages... Although we are a Mut-Mix of Welsh/Pictish/Gaelic/Anglo/Norse

there is a heavy Anglo mix in the Edinburgh side and Norse on the east coast and highlands...

>>128859179
You're more and more like africa. Now you even get the "we wuz" act right.
For instance, the Dutch probably built most of those castles you talk about.

>>128859329
definitely no.
last time you tried your army was defeated by a bunch of peasant and militia lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Golden_Spurs

>>128858920

> implying the BENELUX wasn't the start of the entire EU and was there way before our useless filled-with-frenchfucks capital was given away.

The EU and NATO are Brussels, not Belgium.


> a burger is going to comment on Belgian cuisine

Best beer, close to if not best chocolate, best waffles, best frites, best mashed potatoes, best white sausage, best carbonnades, speculoos, jenever, brussels sprouts, mussels, green eel, not to mention that you can have a proper meal at a restaurant in any little town in the entire country.

In your country you literally have the choice between burgers (from hormone fed mad cows), mexican food or chinese food unless you want to pay obscene prices in a large city where they simply try to imitate european cuisine.

>>128859305
Belgium holds the modern world record for the longest period of time without an official government. After 541 days, Belgium swore in a new government headed by Elio Di Rupo. Of course, Belgians made a whole celebration out of this, offering free beer and fries.

The Belgian professor Edward J. de Smedt invented modern road asphalt in 1870 at Columbia University in New York City and named it ‘sheet asphalt pavement.’ Belgians are also great scientists, as astronomer and professor of physics Georges Lemaître proposed what became known as the ‘Big Bang theory’ of the origin of the universe.

When you go out for a beer or a drink, you don’t have to worry about all the bars closing down at a particular time. Belgium doesn’t have a legally mandated bar closing time, so you can enjoy drinks well into the morning hours!

Belgium has some of the highest income and social contribution tax rates in the world. >For single people without children, it has the highest income tax rates.

Little weird Belgium has the “honor” of having had the longest government formation in history. It took the parties 541 days to form a government and 200 extra days to divide the highest 65 administrative jobs.

Belgium supplied the Americans with the uranium that was used for the atom bomb they threw on Hiroshima. It came from Congo, at that time a colony of Belgium.

Fuck off, Bosnia outlived all of your shitty empires

>>128846945
San Marino is literally the oldest republic in the world. They're okay as they are

>>128859445
Implying 'Dutch' excisted in medieval times

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>>128854560
I thought you were going to say Rhodesia and i was legit about to cry man,
Rhodesia isn't fake it's real in my heart

>>128859472
GIVE FLANDERS

>>128859100
>>128859179
>>128859305

And these things.

>>128859233

You are literally 2 kings behind.

>>128853442
>>128852986
we are Mini-Metz by now. Too many french here.

>Bosnia
>Albania
>Kosovo
>Macedonia(FYROM)
>All the shitty city states

serbia

>>128859445
the point is that the territory itself has an history and that, exception made for Liège, a sense of national unity was quite present at least from the XVII century.

I met 6 Macedonian girls on a train in Italy. They were all smoking hot, only one had brown eyes and she was the hottest one. All of them spoke perfect Serbian. They seemed pretty proud of being Macedonian.
So by the classic
>muh dick
Thinking Macedonia is NOT a meme

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>>128859497
The world’s largest ship lift is the counterweighted lift of Strepy-Thieu (73.15 m high) in the Belgian province of Hainaut.


Europe’s first skyscraper was built in Antwerp in 1928. It’s called “De Boerentoren” (“Farmer’s Tower”) and is still the second tallest structure in the city, after the Cathedral of Our Lady.

The biggest newborn baby ever recorded was Samuel Timmerman, born in the Ter Linden Hospital in Knokke, weighing 5.4 kg and 57 cm in length. (December 2006).

The world’s first recorded lottery took place in Belgium. It was held to raise money for the poor.

The tallest living horse is a Belgian Gelding Horse. His name is Big Jake and he’s 210.19 cm tall (6 feet and 2,75 inches).

Luik/Liège was the first city in the world to get bombed from the sky by a German zeppelin.

The longest “bar” in the world is Leuven’s Oude Markt. It has around 40 cafés on one square.

>>128848679
>everybody is wrong but we are right

nice delusions, my in denial Bulgarian friend.

>>128859572

Still a spineless monarchy.

>>128859568
NO YOU GIB THE ARDENNES

>>128859746
Yes we want more ardennes pls gib

>>128859746
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128859100
>>128859179
>>128859280
Okay, copypasta-king

But your chocolate is waxy, and your Stella Artois beer comes in skinny ass overpriced 11.2 ounce cans.

Danish beer (Carlsberg) here in the US comes in robust 500 mL cans for roughly $1.09 apiece when bought 12 at a time (Bargain!)

>>128859528
That only discredits you more as "belgium" came after the netherlands.

>>128859901
Stella artois is not considered beer lol. That is shit for export. And its really not beer. Its a premium Pils like heineken it taste like piss

>>128850127
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>128859982
No it is about the claim you made that Dutch built those castles but at that time beeing there was no identity called 'dutch'.

>>128859741
> has had obama as president

>>128859859
Ardennes AND French Flanders, you filthy frogger

>>128851620
So you just described your own country?


founding Usa : 4 juli 1776
founding Belgium : 4 October 1830

>ctrl+f
>Northern Ireland
>Norn Iron
>0 results

What a fucking disgusting thread. All those Huns survived The Troubles for nothing.

>>128859700
>I met 6 Macedonian girls on a train in Italy. They were all smoking hot, only one had brown eyes and she was the hottest one.
post pics

>>128860092
But even less present was a Belgium identity, so that claim is literrally "we wuz castle builders and sheit"

>>128860205
>AND French Flanders
Then come and take it!
t. Lille

>>128859901
>Stella Artois
please don't.
see : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trappist_beer
(also there is an interesting trappist beer developing market in the US)

>>128859982
> "belgium" came after the netherlands
There are historic records of the term "belgian" (belgæ) dating from the roman conquest of the Gauls onwards

>>128860102
>has Trump as President

FTFY

It's current year.

>>128860358
Same goes for you. In the flemish region there was a stronger precense of identity then the dutch ever had lol

>>128860445
>There are historic records of the term "belgian" (belgæ) dating from the roman conquest of the Gauls onwards
Had nothing to do with Belgians or current day Belgium, though.

>>128860225
well, you know 66 years is huge in the history of mankind

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>>128860225

Holy Shit, I didn't know Belgium was that new!

Mexico is literally older than you.

FUCKIN MEXICO

>>128860387
fuck you froggo

>>128853704
>wanting NRW

>>128860596
please let me use my biased arguments in peace

>>128845709
For me a fake country is a place with no institutions/services/culture like monaco, they use french post, french gendarmerie, train, etc

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>>128860547
At least our new king can grow a beard.

DRUMPFAGS BTFO ???8!!!???

>>128860651
By your own definition you are a non-country

>>128851620

>>128860225

Between then and now we've become the greatest superpower in all time. What have you become?

If answer that will make you suicidal, you don't have to reply.

>>128846945
Fresians deserve there own country

>>128860672
Flanders belongs to France, hand it over REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128860776
I predict a burgerkin suicide rate rise due to this post

>>128847387
Nah Ireland has a gay Indian leading their country by /pol/ metrics that's pretty damn cucked

>>128857116
visit the zoo

>>128860051
>Stella artois is not considered beer lol. That is shit for export. And its really not beer. Its a premium Pils like heineken it taste like piss

Well I guess just like good Belgian beer, you'd have to come here to America to actually have any good American beer.

Stella and Budweiser are owned by the same company now, AB InBev.

Ain't globalism great?

>>128860862

Your king is only growing a beard because the Muslims told him to.

>>128860838
what are you going to do about it ? angrily waving a white flag at us ?

>>128846827
>a non country talking about who is a in country

>>128845709
take the ultimate red pill and tell others
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128860800
Doesn't matter you gave the definition

>>128860940
The population speaks french, surely it could be taken over with the people's support if you indoctrinated them with "WE WUZ FRENCHS N SHIIIIIIIET"

>>128845709
Germany

>>128846945
>austria
>rightful German clay
Says the catholic Serb lol

>>128845966
>Georgia
That's just plain stupid.

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>>128860940
eternally btfo lel

>>128861048
But the walloons really where french and shieeeeeet

>>128860928
in fact he's the one who told muslims to grew beard. at first we wanted to force them to wear a green and crescent shaped badge on their jackets, but it was a bit connoted. So he came with this idea. Genius. A really high energy guy.

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>>128856561
Nuke them already

>>128847963
That's literally THE truth

>>128860800
> Greatest superpower of all time

> Loses war vs junglegooks

> Pretends to win WWII but actually won by Russians

> Drops weapons to use by Al-Nusra and Al-Qaeda

> 20 Trillion dollar debt

wew lad

>>128861159
YOU ADMIT IT, ITS OURS! OURS!

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>>128861304
noooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>128861000

We all speak the same language, you wafflenigger.

>>128861048
here, have a laugh : http://www.rwf.be/

French speaking is a (large) minority in Belgium and while there are strong cultural links with frogkins, there is a sense of identity (to some extends) in Wallonia.

>>128858273
This and furthermore Scotland today is basically an extension of England.

>>128861376
So speaking same language means you are ethnically homogenous?


>burger education

>>128861376
We wuzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>128846945
san marino is one of the oldest countries in the world, getting independence waaay waaay waaaaaay before europe was even a thing ...

>>128861507
You have to forgive us, we are still trying to accept that niggers are american. Race deeply confuses us by nature.

>>128845709
Why is Netherlands a real country tho ? They aren't even on the sea level, In 10 years it will be spell atlantide,

>>128861398
Based
>>128861367
One day we're going to fully annex the country and there's nothing you can do about that

>>128860319
Foff we are dying off aswell.

>>128861376
you don't even have an official language idiot

>>128861646
It will sink lower then africa


belgium internet defense force btfo all other countries. WE HAVE BECOME A COUNTRY

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>>128861264
Belgium...

>>128861612
"UNITED STATES". US Census Bureau. 2015. Retrieved May 20, 2017.
77.1% White
13.3% Black
2.6% Other/multiracial
5.6% Asian
1.2% Native
0.2% Pacific Islander
Ethnicity:
17.6% Hispanic or Latino
82.4% non-Hispanic or Latino

>>128861790
>Australia

>>128861671
well, we can mutually help and save each others

>>128861694
>US doesn't have an official language; everyone speaks English
>Belgium has official language, most people don't speak it.

Really activated my almonds.

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>>128861790
Losing a war against birds


A FUCKING NON COUNTRY

>>128861790
> the descent of a bunch of alcoholic prisoners and some indigeneous abo
> a country
pick one

>>128861863
Most people don't speak it? What you mean?
Even mudniggers here speak french or Dutch lel

>>128845709
Joke tier:
>Macedonia
>Belgium
>Kosovo
>Ukraine

Unnecessary tier:
>Slovakia
>Slovenia
>Montenegro
>Bosnia&Herczegovina
>Latvia
>Estonia
>Belarus
>Cyprus

Non-country by historical requirements but deserves to exist:
>Finland
>Ireland

Abominations created in the 19th century which are real countries but should be Balkanized for a better world:
>Italy
>Romania
>Germany

City states are obviously non-countries and shouldn't exist minus the Papal States.

>>128861671
you would be agaisnt a serb having a bunch of kids with a macedonian?
>>128860319
Like autist i am i didnt ask for any of their numbers until it was too late and their stop came

>>128861848
How? Your country is dying faster than our. The whole Balkan region is slowly dying off.

>>128861863
>US doesn't have an official language; everyone speaks English
Except most of the mexicans
>Belgium has official language, most people don't speak it.
Belgium has two official languages spoken in two different places

>>128862027
>slovenia
How are they unnessesary?
Id annex them again i gusss but they are their own thing completly

>>128861863
> More than one-quarter of the population in seven states spoke a language other than English at home. Counties with a large proportion of the population who spoke a language other than English at home were concentrated in border states. Places with the highest percentages of non-English language speakers, Spanish speakers, and people who spoke English less than very well were concentrated in California, Florida, and Texas. In 2000, 4.4 million households were linguistically isolated, significantly more than in 1990.

cf. http://files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/ED482418.pdf

>>128861863
Also, your citizenship test can be taken in spanish, that's some next level cuckoldry

>>128862109
3 official languages spoken in three different places ***

>>128856561
toppest kek

>>128861863
> everyone speaks English

Yeah that's why you have to have Spanish translators all over the place.

>>128862204
Fuck german

>>128862082
this is true they were all 24-26 and half of them had a kid. Serb girls have a kid at like 30 if they do have a kid.
All while albanians have 6 by 25

>>128862204
spotted the german

I really thought that you guys were a legend more than anything else, never saw one of your kin, or even anyone who met one of you

>>128861102
Georgia is rightful Russian clay.

>>128862076
>you would be agaisnt a serb having a bunch of kids with a macedonian?
>implying they were ""macedonian""
since they spoke perfect serbian i'm pretty sure they're from north macedonia which is inhabited by serbs brainwashed into believing in that meme identity. the loudest ""macedonians"" are ex-serbs

>Like autist i am i didnt ask for any of their numbers until it was too late and their stop came
what a pity

>>128862082
well that's true but we must do something, not just sit and wait until all of us go extinct

>>128862308
No im Flemish but i once met one he could only speak German and French. He asked me is our place the only one with bad roads because we are with so few. I said no its shit everywhere.

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Fyrom aka Macedonia is the biggest meme. Literally WE WUZ KANGZ tier. Even niggers have more credibilty

>>128846186
>the quality of life is objectively better here
LMAO
New Zealand are you serious?
NZ vs Italy? LOOOOOOOOL

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>>128856181
>Every country has a mini-me variant

i'm fuckign dying

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>>128861933
shhh calm down and have some bunda.

there is no need to be upset

>>128862156
Not enough historical achievements or uniqueness to justify their existence. Give them to Austria or Croatia. Nobody will notice one less Slavic state with Slavic flag colours.

>>128862482
do not reply to aussie posters

>>128861264
lmao >>128861623

>>128862076
If they can't find their own native partners then sure.
>>128862289
That is happening here to our own slowly but the Albanians are leaving from here aswell.
>>128862398
Like what? If we try to do something we will be demonized and put in jail.
>>128862422
Your country is not exempt, bulgarian. You are facing the same problems of the other Balkan countries.

>>128862414
> he could only speak German and French
sounds more European than Belgian if you want my piece of bread

Well roads are really shitty everywhere… but have you ever fucking drove around Liège or Charleroi ? I've seen better roads in Nepal… in FUCKING Nepal, one of the least developed countries on earth. Southern "socialism" really is a pain in the ass

>>128862545
nice butt
thank you burgerkin for sharing your culture, always soothing

>>128850412
You used the wrong flags, faggot!

The red should be orange and the tongue and nails should be red. You fucking stupid nigger.

>>128862794
Lel that is your average 'Vlaanderen Onafhankelijk' tard

>>128862656
>You are facing the same problems of the other Balkan countries
At least they are a real country.

>>128862600
but neither Austria or Croatia speak Slovenian language. If it had to go to one it'd be better to go to Austria, but still, they are their own thing.

>>128862889
I fucking want them to survive, you think I want their end? I want this region to flourish in one way? Instead what do we have? Every same shit-faced fuck, backstabbing each other for no fucking real reason. Nobody cares at all.

>>128845709
You forgot (((Ukraine)))
Fucking hohols,stealing our #1 spot on the non country list

>>128853704
Yes please, but don't take the Ruhrgebiet it sucks donkey balls

Altijd voor Nederland!

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How countries like Luxembourg, Moldova, Liechtenstein,Monaco, Belgium etc are still countries really boggles the mind

>Germany and its allies being useless yet again

anything that didn't exist in 1914

>>128847023
>socialist
How? we have the lowest corporation tax in the eu.

>cucked
You're not one to talk.

>>128862398
they were all speaking Macedonian (Bulgarian ?) to each other but to me they spoke Serbian. They all were whiter than many Serbs I know desu

>>128845709
Germany, it's not even a real country.

>>128861264
true.

>>128845709
Moldova

>>128863287
You Anglos created us pham

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>>128863708
You're Swedish, you don't get to weigh in on that.

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>>128845709
Transnistria

>>128863628
yeah, i have relatives in skopje who speak both languages fluently

>>128856181
There is nothing balkan about Romania. (maybe the gypsies, but those are universal) There is this thing called the Danube that marks the place where the balkans end.

>>128853901

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

The faggots couldn't even conquer us in WWII. My grandfather who lived through it told me their bombing runs only had people go into the shelters because they'd hit schools when they were targeting something else entirely.

Malta being Italy's, that's a good one.

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>>128845709
fuck off we wuz Belgae n Franks n sheit

>>128864039
Implying Moldova and Ukraine are not made up Russian designed tampon countries.

>>128850412
lolno

and we certainly don't want to be part of Holland

>>128864308

you should be a catholic theocracy ruled by st john order desu

>>128863628
I still don't understand how we are whiter than you guys.

>>128864457
so you would rather be french?

>>128864847
neither of both thank you

just the good old autonomous southern Netherlands

>>128855276
well, start with yourself first

>>128864470

> We should be ruled by a bunch of pompous rich faggots in fancy suits who aren't even Maltese

Find a bowling ball, heaviest you can find. Put it in a bag, seal the bag tightly. Tie the bag firmly to your leg. Do the same to the other leg.

Go have a swim in the nearby lake, make sure to have a nice jump off a pier.

>>128865198

don't take it so hard arab rape baby.

>>128864627
you're much smaller nation, therefore you have more white people on average
and we have a slightly different genetic makeup, e.g. you look pretty different compared to montenegrins, but you share the most similar genetics with serbs form southern and eastern serbia therefore you both look similar to each others

>>128864627
It'd be hard to find a random group of 6 Serbian girls where 5 out of 6 have colored eyes.
I think it's because we have Dinaric blood and you guys don't , Dinarics were tall and dark medditerean people. The Slavs that moved south mixed and with them made us, while you guys are probably less mixed with them. Then any darkness from there on out came from the Turks, which according to analysis we have less of west Asian DNA then you do.
Eastern Bulgarians / Greeks have the most , but it's still not overwhelming.

>>128865286

Oh shit. A Belgian said it, so it must be true.

After all, Belgians are the foremost authority on being raped by Arabs, I hear.

>>128865450
>I think it's because we have Dinaric blood and you guys don't , Dinarics were tall and dark medditerean people. The Slavs that moved south mixed and with them made us, while you guys are probably less mixed with them.
this is probably what makes us different

>Then any darkness from there on out came from the Turks, which according to analysis we have less of west Asian DNA then you do.
no, nothing came from the turks as we didn't mix with them, "turk rapebaby" is a meme with no scientific proofs or whatsoever

>>128864308

seriously who give a shit about taking Malta? An island full of sicilians/arabs and now niggers kek

>>128853934
are you retarded ?

>>128865450
I myself have Janissary blood, unfortunately.

>>128865692
Every War has rape my dude. If you travled many miles on foot and killed an entire village's able bodied men, of course the young women are up for the taking.

>>128865757

> Malta is full of Sicilian/Arabs

Well, maybe at one point, a thousand years ago

>And now niggers

Nope, you've been taking those off our hands, thanks Italy!

(Even though let's be honest you've been dumping them on northern Europe, good for you)

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>>128862364

>>128845844
you mean "south Ireland"?