POO IN LOO SPACE PROGRAM IS STEADILY ADVANCING

>>128845056
So instead of designated streets they will now have designated planets?

>>128845289
designated shitting planets?

They literally have a satellite called SCAT-SAT
I'm not fucking kidding look it up

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>>128845371
Yes.

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>>128845524
Jesus Christ.

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>>128845056
>They used elephants to describe how heavy the rocket is

>>128845711
Soon they'll measure in poo.

>>128845524

>SCAT SAT

you can't even make up this shit... someone please nuke India before they litter and shit up low earth orbit

>>128845056
they're gonna shit on our streets from space

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>>128845795
They already do that with their planes.

>>128845795
>2020
>The SCAT-SAT reveals its true purpose
>Orbital shit bombardment
>India becomes a superpooer by destroying all other countries

>>128845056
'monster Rocket'
not even half the payload of falcon 9, a private company is doing way better and falcon heavy is right around the corner.

>>128845056
In space, no one can hear you poo

They're running out of space to poop

>>128845909
top kek

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>>128845887
not on a massive scale
>>128845909
>superpooer
made me spit my drink

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>>128845971

scatellite of love love love

First thing in the morning
What do I see?
A pile of shit
Floating near me

I try to escape
To the airlock bay
No matter where I go
There's no getting away

>>128845524
Holy shit lmao, the memes are writing themselves

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>>128845887
That was just the beginning.

>>128845524
IIRC the SCAT is an abbreviation of Scatterometer. Every space agency has a SCAT satellite including NASA. Links related.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QuikSCAT
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/experiments/1067.html

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>>128846817
oh bother

>>128846863
But, in this particular case, we all know what SCAT stands for my poo brother.

>>128845056
India has no fucking idea.

>569 million shitting in the streets and fields
>300 million homes without power
>77 million without clean water
>start space program

>>128847141
>priorities

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America's got nothing against our ICPM: Inter Continental Poolistic Missile

>>128847141
I think they're all trying to fuck off somewhere else because they've realised their country's so shit
>Excuse the pun

>>128847031
>The NASA QuikSCAT (Quick Scatterometer) is an Earth observation satellite carrying the SeaWinds Scatterometer.
>NASA
No wonder you uneducated Turk rape babies aren't able to pay debts.

>>128847139
Shhh... Don't disclose our superpooper plans to the goyim anon.

Hey poo mates
Which is the best part of India?

>>128847307
My fucking god, the western world is doomed

>>128847422
>turk babies
Says the mughal
You literally shit on our science and you call us uneducated?

>>128847375
No, we're looking for new planets to take a shit.I thought that was obvious?

>>128845056
India swallowed the kike pill
They're best bros
Or do you really believe that a nation that worships cows and monkeys and drinks cow piss and doesn't have a sewerage system has as its priority sending stuff to space?
Keep your eye on the situation because your governments are playing three blind monkeys about it

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>>128847422
>mfw all the countries are paying fortunes for fuel and we simply burn our poo.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

>>128847510
>You literally shit on our science and you call us uneducated?
>our
"As of 2015, 70 different government space agencies are in existence; 13 of those have launch capability. Six government space agencies - the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), the European Space Agency (ESA), the China National Space Administration (CNSA), the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and the Russian Federal Space Agency (RFSA or Roscosmos) have full launch capabilities; these include the ability to launch and recover multiple satellites, deploy cryogenic rocket engines and operate extraterrestrial probes. Only three currently operating government space agencies in the world - RFSA and the CNSA and NASA are capable of human spaceflight as of 2016."
I called you uneducated because you didn't even bother the QuikSCAT link and assumed it was Indian and not American.

>>128847427
Kerala.Literally the only state in India where you can eat beef without getting murdered by sangis or hindus.

>>128845056
We are in the middle of a war between Islam and Zion people get woke here and tell others
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128847749
I didn't assume that, I'm making a joke mate
Besides nasa is hiring all kinds of people these days with their h1b visas

Sure, you guys laugh now. But as soon as they learn to poo in the loo they will transform into a world superpower. You won't be laughing then.

POO POWERED ROCKETS

Make it happen Pajeet

>>128847865
see
>>128847643

>>128847770
>>128847427
>state full of commies and muslim extremists
Dropped. Go to the Northeast if you want to eat beef/pork and visit scenic regions. Plus the girls there are top tier.

>>128847841
>as soon as they learn to poo in the loo
BLASPHEMY

>>128847841
>as soon as they learn to poo in the loo
Good luck teaching us.I bet cows will start using toilets before we do.
NO POO FOR LOO!

>>128845056
they want to be the first to shit on the moon

>>128847643
proofs?

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Dunno how you guys don't fear India yet.

>Home alone playing vidya
>Ate some KFC... Got the kentucky fried shits now
>Head to the loo
>Like a normal human being, I prepare to poo in the loo.
>Suddenly I hear a crack of the atmosphere breaking
>A large pod crashes through the roof
>An Indian drop pod from their space program
>Five soldiers come pouring out
>They grab me and pull me from the toilet
>I try to resist but they hold me down
>They open fire on my toilet, I scream in terror at the destruction of my friend
>It's gone... Freedom and water spills from it.
>I get dragged out into the streets and look around
>There's crying, screaming. The sky is alight with methane propelled drop pods and rockets, hell bent on the destruction of normal shitting
>I beg for mercy but the indian soldiers don't listen
>My mouth is filled with laxatives, they cuff me and force me to shit in the streets
>My stomach hurts and I need to poo, but the Indians won't let me near the loo.

It's like you cunts can't see the horrifying future awaiting us.

>>128845056
poo on moon when?

>>128848153
2/10 you tried

>>128847307
Literally could power it by compressing the poo so hard it generates lift.

Also do castes still exist in the hindu parts today? Or has it all gone away with capitalism?
Also how is caste even determined? Skin color? Deeds of parents?
>karma
Let's be serious here, how do they know?

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>>128848153
A nightmare for some, a hope of brighter future for us.

>>128848328
I won't let you fucks take away the porcelain god!

>>128845711
That's almost as stupid as measuring weight in stones or length in human foots

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>>128848200
Soon (tm)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandrayaan-2

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>>128848328
>your ID

>>128848390
The only other method they'd have is the weight of the average curryshit

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>>128848301
Castes will not disappear because caste based discrimination still happens and because their is affirmative action for discriminated castes in education and government jobs.
Skin colour doesn't have anything to do with caste. Pic related wouldn't let a fair skinned lower caste person from the north near them with a 10 foot pole.
Don't know how Karma works. I think you accumulate karma (bad or good) in this life and reap the fruits in the next life. The main aim is to attain moksha and break away from the cycle of birth-death-rebirth.

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>>128848328
>that ID

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>>128845673
>rapidscat
wouldn't want to be under that

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>>128848346
>he fell for the porcelain jew

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>>128848641
what is your reaction to this revolutionary?

>>128848641
Interesting
But how does a brahmin determine someone's caste
Is it arbitrary or does he go
>oh we have enough high caste members let's assign the rest to the lower castes
?

>>128848674
>>128848603
Nothing wrong with being gay tbqhwyfam

>>128848855
The only thing that's jewish here is the indian space program.

> Shekelburgs fund the Indian space poo military program
>Indians destroy all the toilets with a military deployment completely unrivaled
>Suddenly all doctors vanish
>All toilets destroyed
>Everyone forced to shit in the streets
>Rampant disease spreads everywhere... Except israel
>Even the Jew needs to poo and they're safe with their porcelain gods.

Wake up and see what you're doing!

>>128848674
>>128848603
>2017
>not gay
>not shitting in streets
why live??

>>128849049
for the death of all gyppos

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>>128848855

>>128848905
>revolutionary
He's a anti state agent and was rightly killed.

>>128848909
Don't think the Bhramin gets to decide the castes of others. Varna and Jati (caste) are two separate things though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varna_(Hinduism)

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>2055
>Europe is under Sharia law
>America is a lawless continent run by Mexican cartels
>Chinese is engulfed in a civil war
>Japs/Koreans are nearly extinct because they couldn't into breeding
>India, the world's sole superpower, has designated Mars as a shitting planet

>>128845289

And eventually, stars.

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>>128848905

>>128849374
senpai im a gaur brahmin. Does that mean that I am ethnically a brahmin (the same way someone is a jatt) or is my ethnicity punjabi(because thats where m
y family is from)?

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>>128845056
Why do they need a space program again?

>>128849944
I think people would emphasize more on you being a Hindu Punjabi. Idk many people who even say shit like I'm a Bhramin or I'm a Kshatriya. Those things might mean something when you go to Haridwar to immerse the ashes in Ganga ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_genealogy_registers_at_Haridwar ) or if you go to the villages.

>>128845056
> "locally-developed"
> Generic rocket
Remind me why we are giving these people blackmail money "for the environment"?