Brit/pol/ - Strong and stable edition

Reminder that whoever wins Nuneaton wins the election.

you lads seen this shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIBgQ5uNDQA

>>128840357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPaiTI86UM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPaiTI86UM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPaiTI86UM

I'd put money on Aberdeenshire to swap to Tory imho

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>I heard a nasty rumor you're not voting Labour. Care to explain?

>>128840404
I thought it was Dartford.

>Italian man
>Youssef Zaghba
quintessentially italian

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you lads planning any celebrations on the one year anniversary?

>>128840357
"""italian"""
Of course, Mario, Luigi, Tony and Youssef.

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>>128840624
>Corbyn

>>128838838
I lived in Germany for 6 years

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>>128840466
yes. it distresses me.

>>128840357
Nice shilling for this fraudulent neocon cunt.

I have a question. This posturing about tearing up human rights to deport people - how would it work?

We have a guy of Pakistani/Moroccan/French descent, he's high risk so we're deporting him back to wherever.

What happens when the place he's supposed to go to says sorry, we don't fucking want him either?

>>128840835
Depends on his nationality, not his descent.

>>128840835
He goes 'missing' hopefully.

>>128840902
So what happens if he was born here?

>>128840835
give him some armbands and tell him to fuck off and swim somewhere else

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>>128840718
By beating up some Polish and Lithuanians

>>128840902
You can make it based on descent I believe as Caymanians can be kicked back to the UK but maybe that is a special case.

>>128841000
imprisonment, with the change in HR it is possible the death penalty can come back.

>>128841000
You put him in prison.
And the police may put him in isolation if they're afraid of him radicalizing other inmates.

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Start buying guns.

>>128841000
then he's just as quintessentially British as you and will stay

nationality by birth was a mistake

>>128841142
You don't automatically get British citizenship just for being born in the UK.

>>128841000
chuck him into the sea

>>128840835
This has always been the problem and tearing up the human rights act wont really change it. What we need to do is build a prison/camp to hold them in indefinitely till we find a solution

Hyped for Corbyn to become our PM, lads?

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>>>128839682
>>>128839985
Screw it I will just post it, maybe it's inaccuracy will make it more annoying.

>>128841089
>>128841106
Our prisons are already pretty full, and they're already full of mussies who are radicalised if Tommy is to be believed.
Should bring back the rope in all seriousness. Paedo? You don't deserve to live in our society. Murderer? You don't deserve to live in our society. Jihadi? etc.

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FUCK YOU BRITS

>>128841089
>>128841106
Lovely. So we pay to keep him alive.

>>128841032
>>128840942
Both acceptable solutions.

>>128840466
>dislike bar
There's hope.

Every single Conservative party sign I have seen this morning has been graffitied over, even the ones down obscure country lanes.

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>>128841243
10/10

>>128841250
Create a new pressure party based on killing criminals if you want the death penalty back so much.
It worked for UKIP so you never know...

>>128841248
What do coal burners do anon

>>128841248
her name is Sarah Zelenack

We should highlight this martyr whenever and wherever possible

>>128841309
What sort of stuff did they write? Anything inventive?

>>128841248
As soon as I saw her in the paper I knew she wouldn't be a british bird looking like that desu

>>128841248
That wasn't from the attack tho.
She overdosed on anglo seed.

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What time do we start getting comfy tomorrow lads?

>>128841250
>>128841356
As an aside. Martyrdom is a big part of violent jihadism, so I personally think death penalty is counterproductive in that specific case.

>>128841089
Alot of my normie friends are talking about "The rope" so it is a possibility.
>>128841250
A noose is Cheap and effective. can be re-used alot. if i had my way they would all be hung 1 by 1 so the last person in the queue has it worse since he has to watch all the others.

its Hung for meat, only people get hanged.

>>128841410
Just 'NO' in red letters over it.

The distance covered is pretty impressive tbqh

>>128841243
What is the significance of spain in this?

>voting labour because my local MP is a top bloke and the local tory MP hasn't turned up for a single hustings, answered a single question or even visited anybody or I'm pretty sure even stepped foot in the town
>he's still going to win
>labour still having electoral destruction despite wack polls

For fucks sake, what's the point of fptp when nobody votes on a candidate?

People say PR sucks because you just get forced given an MP, even if they don't represent the area. We still fucking have that now, people vote for the party, not the MP

Let UKIP have their 20 MPs, let them try and coalition with tories, I don't care

Hungover to fuck lads.

Cannot control myself at a free bar.

>>128841614
its wednesday lad. sort yourself out.

>>128841523
It used to be a meme in the last referendum that Spain would block Scotland's membership into the EU. But that isn't really the case any longer, which is why I sat on it.

>>128841517
this is counterproductive desu
nobody who sees it will go 'wow labour is rad' but it will rub people up the wrong way who werent going to vote

>>128841594
FPTP is a sham and should've been abolished years ago, if not decades ago. MPs answer to the PM and never their constituents.

>>128841495
Thats the problem with islamists, there isn't a political goal. I doubt they get their virgins if they're not killed killing infidels though, so there's that.

I say ship them to Syria and let them pick a side.

>Islamic terrorism all over UK

>Restrict White peoples internet

Good job bongs

that will show them

>>128840357
Bump

I fucking hate May but shes better than Jeremy Cuckbyn

>>128841733
I think it's more the encrypted messaging apps and normiebook not removing certain pages that are the targets.

>implying I have anything to worry about since I don't message anyone except the old dear

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>>128841614
>Drinking wicked poisons

>>128841494
Please respond.

>>128841688
yea,
if you want to be jewy but want to get the torys votes key corbyn 2018 into a car

>>128841248
my god she was gorgeous

>>128841336
:)
>>128841517
That's disappointing. I suppose if you're doing many over a large distance you need to keep it simple.

>>128841722
In that case, they'd just pay a smuggler to board a rickety boat and come back in as a refugee. Just need to fucking kill the cunts.

>>128840614
I don't think the odds are all that greatness to bet on
Aberdeen south likely has better odds

>>128841838
>that gif alone has cured my hangover
Time to drag myself to work

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>>128841868
Let's not get carried away

>>128838673
Such a shame the Church is gone. It carried the very important mission of ethnic internationalism and genetic egalitarianism.
>>128841868
>that thing
>gorgeous

>>128841868
She died like she lived

Faggot white knight

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>the final day

Finally.

>>128841926
Ye they have probably been shortened desu

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>>128841248
RIP

Brits don't care tho. A dead aussie tourist is a small price to pay for multiculti tolerance and the peace of islam.

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>>128841248
<3

>>128842037
>mum, dad, I'd like you to meet my husband
>GOOD EVENING, GOOD EVENING, GOOD EVENING, I FUCK YOUR SON'S FACE WITH MY FAT COCK EVERY NIGHT

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>>128841494
>>128841844
RESPOND YOU CUNTS
I have to plan my sleep and food.

>>128842116
A dead coal burning slut..Yeah no one cares

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>May: ... and crack down on extremists even if they can't be brought before the courts

Reminder that this will be used against the native English who dare to question their own displacement.

>>128842037
I have a pizzagate hunch about him but there is probably nothing anywhere to back it up - he gives me the creeps

>>128842116
It's an ancap meme.

>when terrorists attack your capital but it's okay because your capital is so diverse, no one from your country dies

>>128841494
Polls close at 10pm GMT, usually BBC comes out with a mostly-reliable exit poll then.

Results roll in throughout the night and by morning we should know how accurate the BBC was

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>>128842239
Thanks m8.

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>>128840357
>Strong and stable

Like those British hips.

>>128842229
He just facefucks cute 20-something men as a hobby, don't lose sleep over it.

>>128842377
Christ mate

>>128842235
Has anyone "British" been confirmed to have died?

>>128842377

Cover everything above the level of her hands and you've got a MILF

>>128842195
The first results won't start coming in til after 10pm, right?

>>128842195
No sure lad, I think polls close at 10pm so from then onwards

>>128842377
weakest pm we've had in at least my life time

>>128842577
Skipping over Gordon Brown?

>>128842577
>implying Cameron wasn't weaker

>>128841494
Tomorrow? I'm /comfy/ right now.

>>128842436
Not that I've heard. A Canadian, Aussie and a frog. The one other guy I'm not certain.

>>128841000
Four words: Make Australia Jail Again

>>128842577
Gordon Brown m8

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>>128840357

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MOGG PM WHEN?

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Well, that's at least one Labour gain:

>>128842639
Fucking hell.

Soon we'll get to the point where terror attacks in our "capital" only kill other Muslims.

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>>128842628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqMpnc54j8&t=8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqMpnc54j8&t=8s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqMpnc54j8&t=8s

>>128842804
>tfw Tories built more houses closing one hospital than Labour did throughout the entire Blair years

>>128842805
I was expecting no English desu - if you are english and work in the city you will be somewhere on the commuter belt on a saturday - only expats and tourists would be there on a weekend

>>128842804

Blair closed lots of hospitals, and most of these are very small ones.

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Haven't been here for the past couple of weeks. Are the Corbyn shills still here?

>>128842928
Because he was a tory

>>128843020

Ah I see, anyone who does something that isn't extreme left is a Tory.

>>128843014
Yep.
Pretty disgusting how these threads have turned.
The last few days has been a wave of nothing but anti-may anti-tory crap.

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>>128843093

Let them chat shit, they will all go silent come 10.30pm tomorrow when the exit poll is released. Then we can go screenshot all the arsehurt on twitter and reddit and have a good old laugh.

>>128843188
I can't wait desu.
Watching the twitter/reddit corbynista meltdown is going to be the highlight of my year.

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let's get a dose of murdoch in here

Can't wait for the liberal tears on Friday morning. Expect hate speech against the elderly and repeated threats to leave the country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAo40EYjUUY

M O M E N T U M
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>>128843450
Is Murdoch redpilled or blue?

>>128843504

White northerners are going to be the butt of their hatred this time as Labour are expected to make big losses everywhere except London.

>>128843577
He's super right-wing, if that's what you want to hear.
But I think he's more self-interested than loyal to any ideology.

>>128843467
>>128843476
>>128843486

They really are going balls to the wall with the propaganda this morning

>>128842436
Unironically only one of the jihadists so far

>>128840835
>What happens when the place he's supposed to go to says sorry, we don't fucking want him either?

Who gives a shit what some backwater brown shithole says? We have nuclear FUCKING weapons. They will do what we say and if you have a problem with that you're too weak to even be allowed to speak.

>>128841000

Retroactively revoke his citizenship and deport.

>>128841000
honour rape him, obviously

>>128843943
What if he's not dual national?

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>>128842037

>We're going to violate every international human rights treaty so we can arbitrarily detain, torture and execute people based on the colour of their skin and religion. Oh and we'll censor the media because we can't let the 'bad guys' control it.

Am I describing Hitler, ISIS or May?

>>128843993

Why would that matter?

>>128843577

He's shekel-pilled.

>>128844055

We had to fight dirty to defeat the IRA, we will have to do with Islamists too.

>>128844055
Trick question, that's FDR

>>128843701
The absolute fucking state of this country.

>>128843631
>northern labour strongholds
>turning blue
Please let this be true.

>>128844055

You're describing a sensible fucking executive, mate.

Quit whining about your "rights" you fucking baby. You don't have any. You never did.

>>128844057
Where would you deport a guy to if he's not a citizen of anywhere after taking his one passport?
Nowhere is obliged to take them, and it's diplomatic suicide to dump criminals on the shores of arbitrary countries for no reason.

>>128840902
>>128841000
That is a very important issue. European nation states must care and respect those who are not of pure European genetic descent. They are just as valuable and equal

>>128844055

This is the trouble with codified rights. As soon as you give the government responsibility over your rights they're going to abuse them or take them away.

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>>128844055
Want to know how I can tell you're a shill?

>>128844155

It is going to be true, several former Labour MPs campaigning in the north have said that many people have said that won't vote Labour with Corbyn as leader.

The Labour uncut thing basically said the same thing, one activist describing the north as being a nuclear winter for Labour right now.

>>128844182
Unfortunately for you, genetic purity isn't written into law.

>>128844172

Wherever his ancestry is from.

>Nowhere is obliged to take them

Neither are we.

>and it's diplomatic suicide to dump criminals on the shores of arbitrary countries for no reason.

No, it isn't. Stop giving a fuck about what other countries say or think. I'm so sick of your sort of mental weakness. "oh... we can't do that!!!" We can do whatever the FUCK we want, mate.

>>128844182
>They are just as valuable and equal

No, they aren't.

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>>128844055
>We're going to violate every international human rights treaty so we can arbitrarily detain, torture and execute people based on the colour of their skin and religion.

>implying this is bad

>>128844055
Hi momentum :) x

>>128844172
Maybe somekind of camp on either the South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands.

>>128844293
Rule Britannia am I right?
I'm sorry anon, but the UK isn't a blowhard international superpower in the 21st century, with or without nukes.

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>>128844055
Bye bye Diane.
Ignore the Kamiya tweet.

>>128844405
This is actually feasible lol
I wonder if it'll be worth the cost

>>128844247
So what's the thinking then? They're just not going to vote?

Can't see those through and through labour supporters voting Conservative.

>>128841494
Election coverage starts at 9.55pm on BBC1 tomorrow.

>>128844406

I guess we'll just have to let them stay and continue raping our girls and killing our children then! Oh well!

Why are you such a spineless weasel?

>>128844247

So how is Labour doing relatively well in the polls then?

Are they just cannibalizing the pro-EU Tory voters (mostly youth) in already safe seats in the big cities - even as they lose the North?

>>128844405

Can't you just deport them to Australia again?

>>128844502
>So how is Labour doing relatively well in the polls then?

poll average is conservatives are still 5 points ahead.

they were neck and neck in the polls in 2015 and conservatives still won with enough to form a majority.

>>128844472

Yes some will vote Tory some will not vote at all which helps the Tories obviously.

>>128844502

Tories have gone from 48% to 44% on average. Labour are only at 36% in the polls because they've eaten up Lib-Dem voters by offering free stuff for everyone.

>>128844502
I wouldn't trust a word the polls say.

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>>128844338
B E A D Y

>>128844501
I'm just mildly respectful of law and want to discuss within its remit instead of a fantasy where we can chuck people we don't like into the ocean.
The only avenue for what you want is bringing back the death penalty. But right now the solution is incarceration.

>>128844502
It's just edgy middle class students whose parents live in 40% tory majorities and maybe a few post-industrial labour-safe seats swapping from UKIP - the real question is where is labour actually likely to gain from someone else? Maybe a seat in Edinburgh from SNP? They are too left to gain any tory seats.

You FUCKING retards are all going to vote Tory aren't you? Are you fucking out of your minds?

>>128844575

Poll average shows Tories 8% ahead not 5%.

>>128844593

I agree, factor in the usual shy Tory vote of 2.5% minimum and all the youths 100% certain to vote appear at more of a 50% level and the Tories are 12-15 points ahead in reality, this has been the level suggested by Tory campaign leaders and Labour campaign leaders.

>>128844502
YouGov has shown 43-39 in favor of Tories for Britian

Scotland has SNP leading, but Tories are 25 and Labour are 24.

We are looking at a Conservative minority or majority if they stay like this.

>>128844172
>the swede can't into gunboat diplomacy
pathetic

>>128844055
I want fascism desu, this is as good as it's gonna get.

>>128844687
be gone reddit momentum shill

>>128844723

>yougov

>>128844055
>colour of their skin
i wish

>inb4 they do it to white people

>>128844470
Could stick them on Royal Navy ships heading the the Falkland Islands, then transfer them to another boat or helicopter. When they arrive you could just feed them penguins or some shit.
>>128844546
Doubt they would take them.

>>128844687
Not an argument.

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>>128844687
Nope. Only fucking cucks vote (((Tories))). I'm voting UKIP.

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>>128844687
Wtf, I'm voting Labour now!

>>128844628
>I'm just mildly respectful of law

You care about bullshit instead of things that actually matter in this world then.

>a fantasy where we can chuck people we don't like into the ocean.

What is it about your picture of reality that thinks that such a thing is a fantasy? Muslims can murder children with impunity and yet you don't think of this as a fantasy, but for Westerners to touch a hair on their head suddenly you suddenly start inventing reasons why we cannot act to defend ourselves. Just shut the fuck up. Your input is absolutely worthless here.

>The only avenue for what you want is bringing back the death penalty. But right now the solution is incarceration.

Deportation or death. Yes. You are correct. We are not going to get death penalty any time soon.

Is it tomorrow?

>>128842167
This made me burst out laughing on the train you bastard

>>128844852
Next week lad.

>>128844407

If true, an Anon was on here yesterday saying it would happen.

>tfw Brit/pol/ gets all the best scoops

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>DIANE ABBOTT JUST RESIGNED

DIANE ABBOTT JUST RESIGNED

>DIANE ABBOTT JUST RESIGNED

DIANE ABBOTT JUST RESIGNED

>DIANE ABBOTT JUST RESIGNED

DIANE ABBOTT JUST RESIGNED

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>>128844805 wtf u some kind of RACIST?
Have a free nige.

Didn't someone on here predict that Diane Abbott would be "ill" the other day???????????????

Oi lads, gonna have a few mates around to watch the exit polls tomorrow, are there any decent drinking games? Thinking a shot for every Green/UKIP seat, but don't know about the rest

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>>128844687

MOVE BACK!

BACK TO RE DDIT!

Lads, Diane Abbott has been given the boot. Is this bad news?

>>128844805
This. I live in a safe Tory seat, so I might as well sling the Nutt a vote so he can become our MP.

>>128840404
it's nice to be relevant once in a while

>>128844888

What is sad is that she was a strong enough reason for anybody not to vote labour just by existing.

>>128844912

Take a shot everytime you hear the phrase "bad for Labour".

>>128844888

Nice trips but even if she was going to, doing it before an election day would be suicidal. Nobody is that retarded.

>>128844912
>0 shots, maybe 1 shot

Bit of a boring game, lad.

>>128844687
No, voting UKIP of course.

>>128844847
>Muslims can murder children with impunity
You cannot claim you are not living in a fantasy after saying this. Do murderers escape prison for being Muslim? No.
>We are not going to get death penalty any time soon
Why do you say that? I thought May was ripping up the HR book.

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>>128842037
>>128842229

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>>128844687

I would rather live in a socialist experiment than an authoritarian police state.
I was pretty open to voting Tory before this election but after this car crash of a campaign there is no way I can do that to myself

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>>128844805

What the FUCK the LARPer wasn't a LARPer after all.

>>128844888

So they're trying to get votes by resigning now? The sad thing about Labour is it'll work.

Big Sister May is going to win again.
She can't keep getting away with it!

>>128844912
take a shot whenever someone says:

exit poll, mandate, "portillo moment", shy voters

drink whenever:

jeremy vine walks over a map of the UK, or a swing-o-meter is shown.

god bless your liver

>>128844912
Shot every time someone says muh NHS

>>128845005
>I thought May was ripping up the HR book.

She only wants to deport "foreign criminals". The majority of terrorists do not fall into this category.

>>128844783
>>128844749
>>128844834
I'm not Labour. A vote for anything other than UKIP is a vote for this country's destruction by muzzies, and even then I don't expect Nuttall to do anything.

A vote for Tory or Labour is a vote against Western civilisation. Fuck you.

>>128845031
He got the day wrong but overall he was correct

>>128845031
I dunno, after the last few days Abbott had it was a pretty obvious call to make

>>128844912

Shot for every seat that changes.
Shot for every third-party seat.

Down your drink for every seat that changes to a third party.

Commit Suicide when May wins.

>>128845005

Though I should also mention the insanely loud applause and cheers she got for saying "deport foreign criminals" should hopefully give her handlers some indication that deporting all of them is what we want, but they won't get it because they're weak liberal cucks like you.

Proud to be voting UKIP.

>>128845018
>Socialist
>Authoritarian
>Separate things

K.

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wtf does this even mean

>>128844994
>>128844805
Good lads

Bit worried about the shy labour voters lads.

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Everyone ready to vote Lib Dem tomorrow?

>>128845212

They don't exist.

>>128845212
>labour voters
>shy

>>128845173
Jesus Christ those comments.
Twitter needs to be nuked.

What's going on with flabbot's ill health?

Mental breakdown or just an excuse to be kept away from the cameras?

>>128845212
*shy corbyn voters
FTFY

>>128844687
It's starting to sink in, isn't it, Momentum shill?

>>128845212

That's not a thing.

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>>128845212
Ask yourself, have you ever met someone who has not been extremely vocal about being far left?

>>128845233
>Not spoiling your vote in 20XX

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Mozza for PM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPNTdsD8wg

>>128845085
Yeah, but you haven't explained why you think the death penalty isn't returning.
And it doesn't have to be May that does it, you know.

And thanks for kindly discarding the stupid shit you said about Muslims murdering with impunity.

>>128845154
>that deporting all of them is what we want
Get it through your TINY skull lad, if there isn't a nationality, there is nowhere to deport to.
Why is the death penalty an impossibility?
Answer the question.

>>128845186
Its mean donate because they have no money

>>128843467
>>128843476
One of my biggest wishes is to kill Rupert Murdoch's entire family and everybody who has ever worked for The Sun and their families.

Another one of my biggest wishes is to kill Jonathan Harmsworth, his entire clan, and everybody who has ever worked for Daily Mail and their families.

>>128845186
I assume they're implying a 'naked' Corbyn would be stronger in Brexit negotiations than a 'fully armoured' May, but it comes across oddly.

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>>128845233
Heil Farron, remove the homosexual scourge!

>>128845355
That's a bit OTT

>>128845212
>Said no one ever

>>128845355
Are you left wing by any chance?

>>128845317

>Corbyn
>Far left

lol wot?

>>128840357

you may gona lose elections from the communist gorby gecause she is corrupted

>>128845259
Didn't you hear? She got sectioned.

Has Abbott snuffed it lads?

>>128845428
You need to leave Momentum shill.

>>128845355

Enjoy your visit from GCHQ

>>128845259
She has no ill health, she accidentally admitted it via email to someone pretending to be Seumas Milne.

>>128845339
>Yeah, but you haven't explained why you think the death penalty isn't returning.

Because I think our leaders are weak bureaucrats who don't understand the sanctity of violence and want to avoid being seen as mean and nasty by our media. Also most of them don't want it back because they think it's ghastly and brutish and an instrument of the past, in a less civilised age. Basically they are deluded and dickless. I could be wrong! But that is what I think.

>if there isn't a nationality, there is nowhere to deport to.

They have ancestral ties to certain nations and can be deported there.

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>>128845382
>tfw farron is my MP

Fucking hate it.

>>128845355

>this impotent leftist rage

lol

I love it.

>>128845317
I have a feeling this time a lot of them are just LARPing because the memes are fun and will vote Tory.

Diane hasn't resigned you melts

>>128845588
groldon i fucking hate you

>>128845694
She has been 'temporarily replaced' via telegraph

>>128845355

Reported to Prevent.

>>128845604

You have lulz and get to be abusive to Jews on the internet.

How many young people do you think larp as hardcore labour voters, go on marches etc then don't bother to vote?

>>128845742
>Obviously mean these people

>>128845561
>and want to avoid being seen as mean and nasty by our media
Is that so? The House of Commons cheered pretty hard when May said she's authorise a first nuclear strike against our enemies. Similarly the Question Time audience jeered at Corbyn for saying he wouldn't.
I think the British public respects violence just fine.

>They have ancestral ties to certain nations and can be deported there.
DNA tests have no legal (or logical) binding anywhere on the planet. If a British national serial killer turns out to be 55% German due to ancestry, you can be sure as shit Germany would still have every right not to take them.

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>>128845355
>mfw I literally and unironically work for the Sun

>>128845718
What a mess of a party if true

>>128845742
A large amount. The best polls for Labour assume there will be a 90% youth turn out.

>>128845803
Wrong tag my bad

>>128845742
They're predicting that only 50% max young people will actually bother voting this time.

>>128845824
You fucked any page 3 stunners, lad?

>>128845807
>I think the British public respects violence just fine.

So do I, I just don't think it is shared enough by our political class to the extent that they would actually pass a motion legalising the death penalty.

>DNA tests have no legal (or logical) binding anywhere on the planet. If a British national serial killer turns out to be 55% German due to ancestry, you can be sure as shit Germany would still have every right not to take them.

You keep talking about "laws" and "rights". I am talking about actually doing things.

>>128845807
>she's authorise a first nuclear strike against our enemies
What are you about, trident exists for a second strike you muppet. May said she'd use them because you need to be prepared to maintain MAD

>>128845824

>mfw I write fanfiction for retards

ftfy

You can delete a single newspaper from reality.
Which would you pick, and why is it the Daily Fail?

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Holy sign

Rainbows at corbyn speech

You can't stop him

PLP couldn't stop him

The media and Murdochs dogs can't stop him

Just face it lads. You're on the wrong side of history. He will be the greatest PM our country has ever seen.

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>>128840357
Does anyone of the screencap? Someone predicted this a few days ago.

>>128845317
by definition you wouldn't be able to know

>>128845939

New York Times.

Runners up: Independent, Washington Post.

>>128845875
No ;_;

>>128845807
>Germany
>not taking someone

>>128845939
The Guardian.

>>128845509
whaaaat?! link me boyo

>>128841495
Don't care. They'll be dead. If it encourages more islamists, we'll kill them too.

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>>128845987
>Completely in denial.

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Say hello to your new home secretary

These people are larping about Diane by the way. The news I see says she's still in the job, just one of her junior shadow ministers is replacing her at campaign events today as she's "ill"

>>128845939

The Sun

>>128845932
Kill your are self

>>128846084
B R I T I S H

>>128845939
The Guardian

>>128845908
>don't think it's shared enough by our political class
Then make a pressure party and get votes. It worked for UKIP
>I am talking about actually doing things.
Yet you haven't taken up any vigilante killings.
Why? Because you respect """""laws"""""

>>128845911
My mistake, mischaracterized May there, but cheering for MAD is still cheering for violence.

>>128844989
You don't understand how much of a MADMAN corbyn is. The ultimate beat it delete it.
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/872363281402535941
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-labour-replaced-sacked-lyn-brown-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7776491.html
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/814024/Diane-Abbott-replace-Lyn-Brown-Jeremy-Corbyn-election-2017-Labour-Party

>>128846131
Here
>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-labour-replaced-sacked-lyn-brown-general-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-a7776491.html
https://archive.is/pLiiT

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>>128846084
ayy lmao

Why do English speaking ppl always have fucked up candidates? First it was Hillcuck vs Donald Jew Trump, now it's Cuckbryn vs I-hate-internet-dumb-cunt May

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>>128846113
The what?

>>128845997
>>128846084
See >>128846094

>>128846116
He's not wrong m8, the sun is full of actually lies

>>128844259
No way it should be. Who needs a racially pure nation anyway? That would be foolish

>>128846084
On a scale of 1-10, starting at 1, she gains one point for each qualification the shadow education secretary left school with.

>>128846162
(((them)))

>>128846084
she looks like Abe from Oddworld.

>you will never run through what fields with mummy

Late to the party here but Anon was right about Abbott!!!!

Why not Jarvis? Where's the larper

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>>128846084

>>128846129

I am not sovereign. I will be immediately punished were I to do any of the things I have suggested ITT. Our executive class however would not be.

>>128846196
Your thick layer of irony aside, it would be literally impossible to enforce. And everyone would get cystic fibrosis or some other godawful hereditary disease.

Reminder that May wants to shut down /pol/. If you vote for her, this is one of the sites that will get censored and everyone here will end up detained without trial.

>>128840357
Will Corbyn win now?

>>128844172
Use some of the foreign aid budget to bribe the state in question.

>>128846353
No.

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>tfw ethno-nationalist Brit/pol/ has been replaced by Labour shills

>>128846353
A footnote in the pages of history.

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>>128845212
m8, my town is full of houses with shitty Labour stickers plastered all over them and "VOTE LABOUR" signs planted in their front gardens. Being a Tory voter, or a right-winger in general, is like a badge of shame here, yet I'm sure a sizeable portion of the town will vote Tory and remain silent about it.

>>128846382
It's the internet.
No degenerates vote Tory and UKIP are imploding.

>>128846382
the early morning is still comfy lad.

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This just made me laugh on a train.

>>128846449

Same here and this dynamic is the same all over the country and is the reason for the polling error in 2015.

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>>128846116

Go hack another dead schoolgirls voicemail faggot

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>>128840624
yea im in a marginal and am voting tory. problem?

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>>128846131
AHHHHHHHH FUCKING CUNTS, NOW I HAVE T|O WORK OUT WHO THIS TART IS FUCK YOU CORBY

>>128846382
Brit/pol/ hasn't been ethno-nationalist in years. Just look at all these civic Toryboys

>>128846310
>Our executive class however would not be.
Perhaps not immediately, but dump one too many criminals on France's shores and eventually France and her allies will refuse to trade with you.

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>>128846320
yes, goyim! you have to racemix or you'll all literally die!

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>>128840466
Leftist faggots

>>128846522
The Electoral Commisars are trying to shut them down for that.

Shame, because it's true, but not much of a shame because it's the fucking daily fail.

>>128846529
>>96

>>128846564

Why would we be deporting anybody to France? I don't care about the French. I want rid of Muslims.

>>128846382
They'll be gone in a week.

>>128846559
It's a shambled regardless. Shadow home sec is now a literal no name MP. The state of labour

>>128846449
This always happens - the first thing any of them ever says is I'm a socialist they are pretty boring people desu

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https://youtu.be/EDkb2noXtn0

https://youtu.be/Lv3I7FWJj_Y