What happened to Hitler's body?

>>128833619
A complex process called off gassing.

>>128833619
He went back to the future to his Greater Israel timeline

>>128833619
Carried to Paradise

>>128833619
Buried somewhere in South America

>>128833619

It was burned by his remaining loyalists/guards.

>>128833619
Official story says he committed suicide with his wife Eva and then was burnt so the communists could defame his body like they did with Mussolini. Someone claimed to have his skull a while ago but it was proven latter to belong to a woman's. You wouldn't be able to distinguish him from the thousands dead and burnt in Berlin that day.

Burned into ashes which the Soviets recovered and each soldier took turns raping his and Eva Braun's ashes.

He escaped to Argentina where he probably died naturally at a later date.

He probably died mid 60's or 70's

Hes here with me in the future.
It is 3250, I had lunch yesterday with hitler.

After the great race wars of the 22nd century nothing but whites were left on earth.
We of course have developed time travel.
One of the first things we did was go back and get hitler. We pulled him at the exact moment the bullet touched the flesh under his chin.

We can pull living people but dont dare to take those who are not 100% about to die in next millisecond.

>>128834956
>>128834891
>Falling for propoganda.

>>128833619
He rode on the back of a flying horse to heaven

Went to argentina and perhaps to Antarctica. We sent a massive fucking fleet or warships down there and we were not told why.

>>128833619
You're breathing it

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Teleported to his starship for z-reticuli.

>>128835129
Please tell me that's a quirk of whatever transport protocols you use in the future and that leafs don't actually survive 'til 3250.

Buried under a sheet of ice at the secret Nazi fortress in Antarctica.

>>128833619
Cryogenically frozen, destined to wake up in the future.

>>128833619
It's buried under a tree outside his farm in Brazil beside his wife and one of his sons.

>>128836772
somehow i posted this threads reply here
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>>128836772
This, this is the real truth

>>128835129
Where can I download Danger 5 Season 3 ?

>>128833619
he did not die. he was likely taken prisoner, tortured and kept alive for a decade while watching eva get raped by slavic niggers

>>128833619
Eaten by Soviets.

>>128833619
idk but he killed himself apparently

He is alive in the Space with aliens waiting for return

>>128835129
Please tell me how big my penis ends up being when it's done growing.

>>128833619
It was frozen in his secret moonbase.