>Bald man goes to city
>A bunch of kids come up and make fun of his hair
>God sends bears to kill the kids
>90 dead kids
>God killed more kids than any other mass shooter or terrorist in history
>This is the religion that will save western civilization
>This religion also says turn the other cheek and be a general cuck
>That consistency
Bonus
>God decides to burn a degenerate city to the ground
>Tells a family to run away
>The family then decides to partake in incest
Another bonus
>Jesus beats the shit out of a bunch of Jews
>Violence is bad and the meek will dominate the Earth
/pol\ users actually believe this religion will save the west and humanity!!
>>128830488
>>God sends bears to kill the kids
>claiming to know the will of God
haha good one heretic
>be respectful or get mauled by bears
pretty good lesson actually
>>128830693
>>128830712
>Killing your entire neighborhood is justified if someone calls you bald
>>128830819
>non sequitur
>>128830819
Haha you tell him bro!
>being too stupid to not realise that it's all a fucking metaphor
this is why we deus vult
>>128831136
>Getting bears to kill 90 kids is a metaphor for something positive
>>128830488
>/pol/ is one person
>thinks religion is politics related
>says \pol/ instead of /pol/
BEGONE REDDIT
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>128830488
> 54And when his disciples James and John saw this, they said, Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did? 55But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of. 56For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village.
Its interesting to note that all the satanic verse edited pic related
>>128830819
>>128830931
When you write a response to your previous response to complement yourself