Why is the left better at making jokes than us?

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>>128830476
>caring

Laughing out load at your pic!! Mind if i save it?

>>128830476
this is the shittest bait thread i have ever seen jesus christ

>>128830626
Take it friend, it's yours!

But that's not an alt-right point. It's a MRA thing

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>>128830476
Hi I'm Democrat Libtardson, and this is my propaganda shop. I work here with my old man communism, and my son Bernie sanders. Everything here is a made up story by CNN/MSNBC.
After 50 years I have learned, you never know who you will have to lie to or kill to reach your ends.
This is Progressive Stars

>>128830476
Sage

What time zone are the shills in now? They are all over the fucking place.

No tranny porn or nazi threads WTF

Die again Brock

>>128830476
.... there was nothing witty in that pic anon, and I struggle to find American humour funny at all left or right.

>>128830643
not bait I'm geniuley kept up at night by the possibility of us loosing the meme wars.

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>>128830888
pic was semi-unrelated, just some dumb tweet i found to give reference

>>128831001
just like your dick is semi unrelated to your dogs asshole faggot

>>128830714
Nah, its a thing but it reflects how sick our societies are and the extremes men have to go to, to protect their stuff from women gaming the system.

>>128830476
SOMEONE POST THE STORY TIME /B/ ABOUT DUDE GETTING VASECTOMY AND NOT TELLING WHORE GF. OLD SAUCE

>>128831211
I never heard that one.

>>128831211
Haha fuck i wish i had it saved

>>128830476
DID HE JUST MOCK ABORTION?

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>>128831272
my bad was cl

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>>128831469

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>>128831070
what??

>>128830476
I don't get it.

>>128830909
Why are you afraid of losing something which is a joke anyway? The meme wars is just our shitposting leaking out into the real world, and watching the left go into a full shit flurry, trying to counter our arguments. That's it. As long as 4chan exists and the mods don't go full autist and ban speech, we will never lose "the war".

>>128830476
How Obvious is the kikeing on this post. Holy shit, nice try faggot

even if i had unlimited supermodels begging me for cock, i wouldn't take even a 1% chance at losing my virility

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>>128831596
>taking this moron seriously

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>>128831508
There is literally nothing better than putting a whore in her place

>>128830476
>our

No faggot, your memes and jokes are terrible and are usually based solely in ignorance

>>128830476
Liberals dominate the entertainment industry because they cornered it and they discriminate harshly against those who are not liberal. For most of American history, it was the other way around and Conservatives held most of the power.

>Claiming our defeat as fact

Neck yourself, shilling Leaf fag

>>128831508
This was a comfy read thanks anon.

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>>128832476
np anons

>>128830476
Because the left are professional clowns.

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>>128830476
because /pol/ is literally humans vs orcs. the most dumbass manchild ideology LOOOOL

>>128831735
why would I post my own twitter account on here, no tlooking to get doxxed retard

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>>128830476
>(((HEAT ST)))
>alt-right

Is this nigger serious?

>>128831469
>>128830476

Also (((vasectomy))) is literal cuckoldry.

>>128830476
Dude we won the first meme war. We got rocked the 2nd because we let the leftists overplay their hand and piss off the regular people. We are winning America which is why they're shifting influence to Europe.

>>128832756
say the n word

>>128830476
Not only that but leftists are low iq with abhorrent wit and zero understanding of irony. They aren't funny. Their humor is "got 'em" humor which is cancer.

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>>128832906
>Russia says "fuck it" and let's the nukes fly at Step 5
Great plan

>>128830476
>praising leftists
fucking leaf

>>128833188
canada is a country not an ip you ignorant slut

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>>128833188
do ot sometime before 2018. So i can shitpost more and call you burgers.

Just laugh it off anon. Not 1 leaf is bothered by "day of the rake".

Weve been making fun of our own culture since always. Leafs are generally happy cucks with a good sense of humor.

>>128831469
Pretty sure only incredibly insane women would ever get pregnant just to secure a meal ticket. These are just MRA fantasies.

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>>128833564
I know 1 (first hand experience). Heard a few stories like this without the win.

You're either under 30 or live under a rock

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>>128832906
he's actually got some better stuff that makes more sense

>inb4 im shilling this account, was just scrolling through and found good tweets that made a little more sense (in fairness to them)

>>128833742
23. Maybe it's because I'm not a Chad. I know for damn sure no chick would ever purposely get impregnated by me.

Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, who is the right's equivalent? The right has not match for these people.

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>>128833953
23. young lad you're going to experience life both good and bad. I'm not some oldfag comdesending to you. Early thirtys, I've been though my 20's. Most women are insane children till the eggs dry up. Take this as you will....

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>>128832906
What a brilliant 7 point plan for a MAD scenario. It's like people have forgotten Russia has a large nuclear stockpile too, and wouldn't accept such blatant aggression without threatening to use it.

Anything after step 5 is pure fantasy; Nukes would been launched.

>>128834105
Exactly. The closest thing we have to a 'typical' conservative comedian is Steven Crowder, and he's annoying as fuck. Otherwise Sam Hyde is the only other guy I can think of (maybe Adam Carolla, if you consider him a comedian) and none of these people register at all on the average person's pop-culture radar.

>>128834457
Gavin McInnes ftw

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>>128830713
Thanks, Lori!

>>128834537
doesn't do stand-up as far as I'm concerned.

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>>128834598
kys

>>128830476
Hilarious. People laugh at you but not for the reasons you are thinking.

>>128832906
Is she back on the bloody charlie?! Daft bugger.

It's just one single canadian making those retarded posts, isn't it? You've made me hate every canadian flag you unbelievable faggot. Kys

>>128830476
>stealing and copying Twitter, 4chan and reddit meme styles instead of coming up with their own
>doing it so poorly everyone thinks you're more obnoxious then you really are, which already is a lot
Bad bait m8

>>128834457
The right is too angry and stupid to have the intellect required to register humor, that's why. Their base is middle-aged white folks who haven't been to high school in 35 years and vote because that's how their parent's told them to vote. Either that or Liberals in cities like new york are more inclined to listen to comedians and late night talk shows. Things conservatives dismiss as "being for liberals"

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>>128834941
lol why so angry newfag? am I irritating you? chill out eurocuck

>>128832361
>Jews dominate the entertainment industry because they cornered it and they discriminate harshly against those who are not Jewish. For most of American history, it was the other way around and Whites held most of the power.
fix'd

>>128834457
Conservatives get their commentary from churches and local am radio talk shows.

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>>128834988
I like you Goldberg, I will throw you into the oven last.

>>128834315

Well, she's an obvious lunatic, what would you expect?

>7.Pass legislation defining propaganda funded by Russia as terrorism

How does she think this kind of shit works? Magic? She can't fathom any way for that to backfire?

>>128835210
haha omg great meme man, internet fist bump eh, totally roasted him. Canada forever amirite?

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>>128830476
The trick is to act like a kindergartener.

Trump is literally funnier than all of them.


2020 is locked up for Trump.

>>128830476
that doesn't rhyme
say what you will about rap music, at least niggers can rhyme

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>>128835341
yah bud. Go for the hat trick bud. Fuckin A bud

>>128830729
kek

>>128831508
You've had this for how long now and you still haven't fucking merged them?!

>>128830853
Dude it's obviously a joke lol

>>128830476

I assumed the classical liberals were the ones making the jokes and memes on /pol/ and the conservatives were the ones who were organizing shit and making it spread..

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>>128830476
shit, forgot my image

>>128835653
that's an interesting take on it - sort of like tin-pan alley style division of labour

>>128834181
>Most women are insane children.

Fixed.

seth macfarlane is a liberal (yet still anti-SJW), let's face it, liberals are fucking hilarious
I'm also a liberal but like /pol/ because I'm also ant-SJW
Family guy is my favourite show

>>128830476
Nice try, Shylock.

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>>128830476
>not alt-right
they can't even identify us.

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>>128835908
kys leaf.

>>128830729
This comment proves OP's point

Holy fuck you people have made an art out of joining autism to faggotry

>>128831070
So when are you gonna be old enough to vote?

>>128830476
you mean cringier which is sort of embarassing since we are weebs outcast virgins

>>128832756
literally this

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>>128836304
ayep, it's just the joke that keeps on giving, with liberals ALWAYS getting the last laugh.

>>128836336
>defending leafs
Don't
nigger

>Heat Street
>Alt Right

who the fuck believes this

>>128835210
ching chong ling ming to you too my man

>>128836402
Wanna know how I know you're from plebbit?

>literally using literally in a literal sense

>>128832906
this is why you don't take kikes' advice ever

>>128836614
>judges a nationality

>is polish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>women

>>128836896
>t. 60%

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you think he's going to vote when he's of age?

He'll be slamming monsters with his gf at dennys, at 9am, on a sunday.

>>128832756
This, except he should be a teenager. Also adding:

>Acts with the exact same condescending self-righteous furor as the SJWs he claims to hate because he's weak-willed and can't control his emotions

>>128837015

better watch out. Somone will post the hipster image complaining about both sides and you will be btfo by a /pol/ intellect

>>128836614
you're just frustrated, sexually. Frusterated sexually because the red and white in your flag are so obviously in the wrong places, you sub-human mushroom picker

>>128836816
> haha, okay Germany, you're fucking one to talk
As-salamu alaykum, freindo. how does Merkel's grundel + asshole + taint taste?

>>128835077
You're so fucking stupid. Both sides have their useful idiots, and virtually all late night hosts/comedians, media figureheads and Jewlywood movie makers are professional propagandists that you shouldn't listen to for anything. They are for you because you're a liberal idiot if you take them seriously.

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>>128836816
lol. Chickita chinese the chinese chicken

you got a drum stick and your brain stops tickin

watchin xfiles with no lights on

da la maison

i hope da smokey man is in this one

>>128836979
kek friend was like 13 when he though drinking energy drink makes him tough but other friends knew better. this guy is literaly on mental level of a child

>>128837303
Hello redit

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>>128837250
>Frusterated sexually because the red and white in your flag are so obviously in the wrong places
That's actually true
It should look like pic related

>>128836594
boy you sure are mad the bohemian grove didnt win

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>>128837347
FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUCKED.

>>128830476
EIther you lack the ability to determine a real joke, or comedy is relative to their audience.

I mean the left plays dirty tricks like putting Ann Coulter on a friars roast. Obviously she's not a comedian and even if she was that is not her audience.

So hopefully this teaches you a valuable lesson that your opinion regarding comedy is relative to the audience.

Hopefully your mother has learned to swallow by now, so we can keep the average IQ rising.

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>>128837710
Well he literally didn't get cucked.

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when is chinese moot going to ban canadian ips?

>>128830476
We need a male pill.

Vasectomy would be a good bit of turnaround though: "oh no dear, I can have kids, I wonder why you aren't getting pregnant."

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>>128831508
Thot BTFO

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>>128837449
lmao

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>>128837788
>checked
>dbl checked

based burger gets it

>>128837788
>>128837951

>> t. reddit spacing

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>>128830476
>Website founded by Louise Mensch is alt-right

>>128837225
I get to complain about both sides, not because I'm a hipster, but because I'm a (((radical centrist)))

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>>128837898
;)

>>128837895
>Ban the whitest posters on the site

You like that, wouldn't you nigger?

Whoa whoa. You cannot be serious OP. The glory days of liberal humor have gone. There is genuinely no funny shit out there anymore. You may have a few outliers like Bill Burr, but that is pretty much it. Shit the liberals used to corner the market on funny stuff. SNL used to be gold, and Simpsons before season 10 was fucking awesome. Even Colbert used to be really funny and I loved the Daily Show.

It all stinks now and it actually makes you wince from the awkwardness of it. Liberals fucking suck at humor because they have taken themselves way too damn seriously.

Fuck the conservatives have never been funny because they have always been stuffy old men. They have an average sense of humor that most people have and that frankly does not bother me. I do not want a leader that I can "have a beer with". I want a Ron Paul type who knows his shit and is a genuinely decent guy.

Liberals you suck now at humor. Stop taking yourselves so seriously and bring back your funny shit.

>the only way to btfo sluts is to not have kids
How am I going to teach my children to taqqiya if I have no children?

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>leftists don't understand hyperbole and sarcasm because they literally say literally improperly figuratively literally all the time so they literally think literally even though their use of literally is literally incorrect and they should say 'very' or 'really' or 'double plus very much' instead of literally

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>>128838366
Gavin McInnes and other post-punk motherfuckers adopting right wing attitudes are pioneering comedy for the right.

Late night shit shows are just slamming trump over and over..... I remeber when John Daily and Corbert would slam Dubbia and it was chuckle worthy.

>>128838677
..... John Stewart.. my bad

>>128837015

That shit you hate about annoying teenage angst is why the liberals are fucking losing. Have you ever been to University? Have you ever had to sit through the asinine shit they try to teach? There is a reason why there is so much blowback against liberals, and it is because people do not like snide assholes. Take your dislike of /pol posters for example. It is pretty fucking annoying sometimes, right?

The west has been dealing with the same wincing irritating bullshit from SJW's for over ten fucking years. Snide assholes are never liked, and that is why the left is dying.

>>128838724
Jon Stewart. no more beers for me

>>128830476
Your waifu a shit
Also
>Leaf

>>128830476
is he implying that theres something wrong with abortion?

If Kramer had his nigger meltdown in 2016/2017 would more people defend him?

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>>128835908

Liberal wit died when Obongo was elected president.

It was literally illegal -in their minds- to make fun of the first black president. So they swept all his ineptitude, faux pas, and stuttering under the rug for eight years. Eight years of recycling their 'republicans r dum' jokes from the Dubya presidency. Eight years of chomping at the bit to make fun of the president, but their virtue signaling prevented it. Finally here comes Trump. Now, they've been edging for eight years, remember, when Trump won they shot off their wad, and it's still going off.

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>>128838998
simple answer yes.

>>128838742

Just need to post a picture of the evergreen gang and the joke is 3/4 done.

>>128838742

Instead of sharpening their wit and developing their arguments, they chose to mock and jeer everyone who wasn't them.

I guess this works in the short term as a shock tactic, but it isn't a winning strategy.

>>128834105
>>128834457
>>128835077
Right-wing comedy is becoming a bottom-up, where the funniest jokes spread the most. Left-wing comedy is top-down, elite groups write the jokes and command the leftists to laugh and they do.

>>128832756
Than why are you here Carlos?

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>>128839496
another based burger gets it

Frankly scrolling down /pol/ gives me more of a laugh than I've ever had watching any liberal carefully tip toe around offensive jokes. If it's funny say it doesn't matter who finds it offensive

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>>128838366
>thinks Ron Paul knows his shit

>>128838742
Yeah man, STEM master race. I have been there, which is why I know that it is the minority of what goes on there, by far. Your stereotypical SJW is few and far between. What kind of societal authority are these people wielding? Can you point towards any 'SJW' legislature? When you have shit like the right keeping gay marriage illegal for so long because they want to impose their morality on society, or an active denial of educated 'liberal' scientists saying we need to take action to protect the environment, or actively trying to disenfranchise voters based on race, these are active measures that actually hurt society at large. Please point to me where 'SJW's get even close to that kind of influence. Don't get me wrong, I fucking despise having a conversation with them, but they're such an overblown phenomenon, it's obviously been hyper-politicized.

>>128830476
>if I repeat the lie long enough, maybe people will believe it
They're not.

>>128839811

>am leaf
>being retarded

All's well.

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>>128839872
blue pilled anons out weigh the red pilled anons due to that very simple strategy.

>>128839872

They repeated it so much, even the dumbed down normies caught on to the pattern.

They're fugged now, since they're aren't fooling most of the people most of the time anymore.

>>128830476
Got to say the left don know all about abortion. Carlo.jpg

>>128839667

>watching any liberal carefully tip toe around offensive jokes.

I think Woody Allen perfected this dance.

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>>128840206
woody has danced plenty

>>128839811
>keeping gay marriage illegal for so long because They want to impose their morality on society
Faggotry should be marginalized because it's ultimately what's best for families and children. Heterosexuality should be the norm. Liberals want to destroy and invert every trace of the "old society", and invert the traditional organization of human civilization, merely because it is traditional. This is why you're all lunatics that don't understand human nature and why I hate all of you and will oppose you no matter where the arguments fall.

>>128830476
Lefty memes never catch on.
Name me one funny meme or insult from the left that caught on.

>>128830476
They certainly had some really funny jokes, like calling the president of the united states by his parents last name.

Or the time where the president of the united states ordered a second scoop of ice cream and made news globally.

>>128840461

Human nature is that women enjoy sex more than men, and want it more often. A lot of effort was put into controlling them and keeping their libido in check in the past.

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>>128831508
Let me look around, I might have it.

>>128840461
>some faggot on the internet thinks he understands human nature

Prove it's what's best for families and children. Gay parents make for better parents simply for the fact that they always get to choose when to become parents. There's also tons of examples of homosexuality in nature, and there's a role for the 'gay uncle' in a functioning family unit. You're too simple minded to explore other options. You just do what your daddy tells you to do because you lack the intellect and creativity to innovate. We moved past our biology the day we stopped being nomads and created civilization. We're improving it. It used to be normal to have 1000 children because they all died, we fixed that and altered the family unit in the process by shrinking it. You think sitting there in your mother's basement typing on a screen is natural?

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>>128840461
What have you done differntly? Cross your arms and huff and puff nigger nigger nigger.

White people will do nothing for the same reason german normies cringe at anything ww2 related.

solutions?

>>128840772

Are you sure all the memes on /pol/ were created by white nationalists?

>>128839811

Dude, anything outside of STEM territory is completely controlled by the SJWs. The SJWs are a small but vocal minority and they have a religious fervor to completely upend traditional society. You know full well that the liberals have been slowly creeping their agenda through generations at a slow enough pace so as not to be noticed. The shit is not a conspiracy theory. You listen to the leading intellectuals on the left, and most of them are extreme radicals when it comes to standard American politics. You can hear them discuss the slow and creeping method as a tactic to change American policy. I do not mind if there are those who have those beliefs, but there are many in America who will never buy into it, and frankly the way things are going it seems that some desire that we be removed from the picture.

Being against gay marriage is not imposing morality, but maintaining natural law that has been followed since the dawn of time. Gay marriage has never even existed as a concept until our modern age. If you suggested gay marriage to the ancient greeks, they would laugh in your face. They understood that marriage is a social contract binding two families together in a union that brought forth new life. The husband or wife could have their gay lover if they wished, but marriage was a duty to keep order in society. Progressives fall into the fallacy of thinking that all change is good change. This is fundamentally not true.

There are plenty of liberal causes that I totally agree with. There is truth to the systemic racism discussed many people, and we need to counteract it. The problem is we have psychopaths that want to lead a marxist revolution and jam their agenda into the process.

SJW's are a overblown and hyper politicized example of modern society, but what about "redneck retard hicks" and "Christian fundamentalists"? How are we going to change anything in this political climate?

>>128840933
>Is anti nat-soc
>posts nat-soc image
ok

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>>128840859
you're late. read the bread

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>>128841044
what "would" you have done differently.

dude Im drinking and forgot to type would.

hang me i deserve. better yet, rake me into a bin and collect me

>>128841038

Marriage was fucked when the state got involved. Before with enough money to the church you could get it annulled.

>>128841213
>he isn't just a leaf
>he is also drunk
Fuck this, I'm out.

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>>128841301
You're right. Let's leave marriage/intamacy 100% up to the people. Like LDS/Mormons

>>128841414
Lol am I not allowed to drink daddy?

>>128833564

That story predates MRA.

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>>128841600
>checked

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>>128840859
I have a lot of these.

>>128840793
but I'd pump a chick full of cum every day if she'd hold still

The probably is clearly female sexual selection, which is not a problem by itself but has turned into a complete disaster with birth control, social atomization and muh strong independent town bicycle meme. Women are supposed to have children, but birth control disrupts that and turns it into mere hedonism, to be commodified and peddled by greedy kikes trying to make a buck and dumb niggers making dumb nigger music that gets them pumped up to commit crime and bang more whores. Promiscuity has exploded as a social problem because of the effects birth control have had on reproduction, as well as increased degenerate behavior among whites.

>>128840931
lol fuck off retard, you know damn well white children raised by two parents are likely to be far more valuable to society than a nigger or a single mom's child
>You just do what your daddy tells you to do because you lack the intellect and creativity to innovate.
False, liberals are insane and believe in memes instead of constructing stable societies based around human nature. This propaganda fueled false utopia is going to come crashing down, and it will be exclusively the fault of the left, ever since the disaster of the 14th Amendment in 1865.

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>>128841837

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>>128830643
how new are you this is just how you start conversations here, you ironically shit post

>>128830476
SAGE
Obvious bait is fucking obvious, AND OF COURSE ITS FROM A FUCKING LEAF...
SAGE

>>128831469
>>128831508
this is why you don't date whores

this guy cucked himself by gettin a vasectomy though.
>at least hes not raising the kid
doesn't change the fact that he's the male version of a cat lady

>>128841038
Liberals haven't been slowly creeping their agenda, it's been the agenda since the turn of the 20th century. Everything in the west has been some degree of liberalism, whether it be classical liberalism or what it evolved into, neoliberalism. If you're not a full on anarcho-capitalist or socialist or communist or anarchist, then you're some degree of liberal. Like it or not, what has been called neoliberalism has been the mainstream in economics and in politics for many decades, now.

As for how prevalent 'SJW's are, I'd just have to disagree. The vast majority of people that call themselves liberal are busy getting shit done. Same with conservatives. It's the whackos that have the time to devote to extremist causes and therefore look disproportionately visible.

I don't really care to get into it about 'natural law', or about the institution of marriage itself. However, if straight people get married and that comes with things like tax benefits etc, then so should gay people. It's more of an example of how right wing rhetoric has had an authoritative and discriminatory effect on the lives of others. Just let em be, what they do affects you in no way. The negative externalities from failing family units is not a real phenomenon, at least not caused by gay people.

>There are plenty of liberal causes that I totally agree with. There is truth to the systemic racism discussed many people, and we need to counteract it. The problem is we have psychopaths that want to lead a marxist revolution and jam their agenda into the process.

I can fully agree with you, here

When there's a sizable and significant socialist/communist party in the US, then I will agree that SJWs are as much of an influence or large voting bloc as racists or Christian fundamentalists.

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>>128830476
Nice b8, leaf!

>>128832756
none of these are critsisms of the red pill itself but a complete ad hominem to it's followers which is just glaring proof the person making the picture has 0 argument.

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>>128842077
>getting tired of checking

listen fucko

once you've been through it. have the kid. love the kid. Its not dumb to do this. you still shoot loads. no one knows they're blanks = profit?

whats wrong with it?

btw i must admit its 2-3 days of burning sac.

>>128830476
>I mean let's face it - their memes, their puns, and their comedians are hands down superior to ours.
Hahahah! Oh shit, that's a good one, goy
>flag
>bait thread
You're almost worse than Swedes

>>128834105
Norm McDonald

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>>128842392
have you seen his latest netflix special... I like Norm... It was bad

>>128841038
>There are plenty of liberal causes that I totally agree with. There is truth to the systemic racism discussed many people, and we need to counteract it.

>>128842090
>I can fully agree with you, here

Both of you go fellate each other in the fucking gulags, you cunts. Fuck your systemic racism bullshit and fuck anyone making a case for rabid minorities to have a slice of Europe or the Anglosphere, we don't want them anywhere here.

>>128834457
We have no saints in our canon because it's not a cult like liberalism is. Every comedian spouts redpill truths constantly. The red pill is nature experiencing itself whereas liberalism is an ideology/religion.

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>>128841991

>>128842621
plz stop dilluting

>>128837832
>somebody fucked my girlfriend

umm, he got cucked you retard

>>128842090

Will have to agree to disagree with a lot of what you are saying. Sadly I am beginning to see a fundamental rift in society that cannot be ameliorated. I thing traditionalists are finally waking up and seeing that their beliefs can no longer intertwine with modern society. There is a reason society has been structured the way it has for thousands of years, and all of this modern babel building will lead to our ruin. The destruction of families and nationalism, and the nullification of simple biological realities through gender modification. Folks talking about fusing mankind with his own externalized creations in technology, and the unlimited power of superstates with complete power in surveillance and firepower. Finally the exhaustion of the earth and it's finite resources for the feeding of the mechanistic, soulless, materialistic interweb of societies. Shit is getting bad. There is a reason why so many these days say technological progress is inevitable. We have lost control of our own destiny.

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>>128842618
the cult is gathering...... let pioneers work

>>128830476
You can't honestly think you're baiting anyone more than summerfags.. Keep it up tho, plz

>>128842772
fuck off leaf.

>>128842621
fuck that lying faggot and fuck that cancerous subreddit

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>>128843235
luv u 2 burger

> tfw infertility saved me from a lying whore.
> tfw she didn't get an abortion.
> tfw her life has fallen apart and friends from those days still blame me.
> tfw vial of frozen goof juice ready for future waifu.

Classic bait. Feel bad for the kid though.

comedy is a defense mechanism against bullying. So, we just keep on keeping on

>>128842972
oh wow a figure head of a political movement, that sure is an argument

>from canada
>cant logic
Interesting... just kidding ofc

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>>128843924
lol. ok. All Im saying is I relate to him on almost every level.

More importantly a punk from Ottawa adopts right wing ideals. Makes 100% sense and is making me laugh simultaneously.... We used to just be punk for the sake of it. The fact that these people are disgusted by what society has become to the point where we swapped ideals invertedly is astoundting.

>I never would of thought up ANTIFA.
>I always thought I would grow up and rot the system from within

now im just a post-punk mad leaf adult high fiving myself watching Peterson anf McInnes rip on degenerecy

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rip best open bread /pol/ conversation 2017

>>128832906
Trump is on track to meet all of these

>>128836905
Got any more of the fucked up plebbit stories?

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>>128846226
o my goodness. The feeling is unike any other. Im not going to share <this isnt bait

It's truly the most defeating

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>>128830476

Smart people are never called smart or witty. They are called smart. Fuck you stupid libshits who think they are better than all the other white people. They aren't funny either. They are sad fucking cucks and full of shit virtue signaling fucks from their Ivory Towers.

I got nothing but ropes for em!

>>128846607
>Smart people are never called creative or witty.

>>128837347

women dont want to stay in long term relationships. They dont like being tied down to one man for very long. That much I agree with feminists on

>>128830476
>leaf

>>128847493
>have to raise a child for nearly two decades for them to reach adulthood
>no way a woman could want the man responsible to help with that

>>128847493
I have to disagree on that. Gay couples are rarely stale lesbians often bond for life. If anything I think women are naturally more monogamous than men but it doesn't mean that they all are.

>>128847887

yeh she wants a provider and father for the children, she doesn't want him

>>128847936
>If anything I think women are naturally more monogamous than men

lol no they will leave when they're bored and/or the next best thing comes a long. After a certain period of time they're only in the relationship because they feel like they don't have any other options

>>128841600
That story even predates letters "A", "M" and "R".

>>128847936
>lesbians often bond for life
Have you ever heard the term u-haul lesbian before? Lesbians move in with each other before the first date is over, then they stay together for two or so years before they start over again because of lesbian bed death. And so it goes on and on again.

thats a statement. there is no humor implied.

>>128830729
kek

>>128848081
>it's not possible to make her giney tingle and also take care of your children
women used to have to work to earn their keep because most people were subsistence farmers and women were rightly recognized as being pretty fucking useless. Circumstances have changed but I refuse to believe females are incapable of being comfortable with the arrangement because of muh alpha dick.

>>128847936

Chad pumps 'n dumps women.

Some women take money from and divorce (or resent) betas.

Good men and women live happily with each other.

Bad men/women use others.

Gays fuck everything, some marry (rarely).

Lesbians marry, some are sluts and some cat ladies.

Bisexuals fuck everything and die of STDS.

The end.

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>>128830713
>>128830626
>>128830476
hello fellow redditors, how do you do? *shmuck*

*sheathes katana and tips fedora*

>>128830476
God, you faggots are desperate, aren't you? Ima just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwK8Y7v49S0

>>128833564
It only takes one to ruin a man's life.

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>>128849247
Yeah, I actually gotta second this. It's wayyyyy too obvious. Nobody from 4chan talks like that

I am amused at shitposting and memes on here 1000% more than I laugh at lefty comedians

>>128830476

>Heatstreet

>Alt-Right

Kek. 'Alt-Right' really is the new "Hitler".

>>128831211
http://archive.is/K4Yqp
don't have the b one but i think it's this one

>>128833564
Some girl I fucked tried to rope me in with a pregnancy scare. She said her period was two weeks late and refused to take a pregnancy test. The dumb bitch kept on about hooking up again and building a relationship and I realized she was insane. I told her to fuck off and lo and behold, the cunt was lying.

>>128848453

well forget about muh alpha dick, it could be many other guys then just classic alphas. Women get tired and bored of their boyfriends and they want something better. They top getting attached to guys and ltrs after about 22, some even younger like 19 or 20. After that theyre just in it for themselves. Nothing to worry about, its better to know this so you're prepared

>>128842621
yea that shit is fake and homosexual

>>128830476
Or we could take responsibility and wear a condom.

>>128830476
Great b8 m8, 8/8, but in reality the left can't meme, political correctness really does kill any good forms of comedy, so they are restricted to poor forms of sarcasm and fuckin' slam poetry with some faggot talking OCD.

>>128830476
>A fucking leaf

President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.
The driver replies, "I'm president Donald Trump's driver, and I just killed the pig."

>>128830476
Cuckery