I sit down to piss why don't you? You degenerate faggot.

>>128830019

wappo wappo wappo wappo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJO8t_wCUQ

>>128830019
>tfw put the sit AND THE LID back down in order to avoid micro pee particles to hit my legs.

You are all plebs.

>>128830019
i don't know why stupid roastie whores need to complain about this shit

men need to lift the lid as often as they have to put it down, and then they have no piss on the lid

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>>128830019
>We literally have guests 24/7 and the only ones that are pig shit dirty in their rooms and the bathroom are men who don't put the toilet seat down.
Jesus christ anon, your roastie wife cucks you so hard she keeps a 24/7 rotation of bulls in the stable?

Just put the seat back down you effeminate gaybo.

>not peeing in the sink
pleb
I'm not dealing with any of this toilet seat nonsense.

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>>128830236
You never put the lid back down because that calls for more work for everyone. Jesus Christ.

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>>128830273
Yeah because having family and friends constantly makes us like you asshole toilet seat putter downers.

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Also, always check under the toilet seat for messages from other dudes.

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>>128830601
>Yeah because having family and friends constantly makes us like you asshole toilet seat putter downers.
>family
NEVER ADOPT THE BULL SVEN

>>128830315
You vomit in the sink you fucking barbarians.

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>>128830718
BAIT

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>>128830757
Puppies are actually a huge problem because she wants like 90 and I'm still trying to make our lives great before we start bringing in things we have to take care of.

>>128830019
I sit, but that's only because I've got hypospadia and don't have a choice.

>>128830718
You Canadians must have to worry about that a lot.

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>>128831061
>I'm still trying to make our lives great before we start bringing in things we have to take care of.
Anon, those buck niggers look cute when they are little but trust me, they are going to grow up to be huge and thieving before you know it.

>>128831140
>hypospadia
I did not expect that when I googled it.

>hypospadia, sounds fucking rough

>>128831282
that looks like a moose or something is fucking your wife. Dear god I dno't want to sign up for that.

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>>128831433
You will never feel the level of comfy that doggo has achieved, not even in Tyrone's sweaty embrace

>>128830422
gay NIGGGER

>>128830019
I'm not married to a retard who can't put the seat down.

My wife is an adult.

>>128830019

I only urinate outside, standing up, on the boundaries of my yard.

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>>128830019
I piss wherever I want.

>>128830019
>I sit down to piss why don't you?
Because I have a cock and can aim. I'm sure if I had a mutilated dick I called a vagina like you do, my piss would go everywhere as well.

>>128830019

>piss on seat at night
>take 1 square of toilet paper to wipe drops up
>problems solved

This shit is NOT difficult.

>>128830019
>actually using the toilet seat

No seat master race, enjoy your smeared butt.

>>128830019
This, and
>>128830236
This.

Learned when living on my own that it's easier to clean up after yourself if you don't make a mess.

>>128831340
It's a minor birth defect, could probably get plastic surgery for it, but I've been living with it for 30 years, so why bother?

>>128830236
This. Plus my medicine cabinet has always been above my toilet so I don't want anything to fall in.

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>>128831893
"A snake bites ya dick off, you cheeky cunt"

>>128830019
>not turning the lights on when you use the bathroom
Savage.

>>128830019
>I sit down to piss why don't you?

But I used to.... I live in this place with a huge bathroom window right in front of the can. It was like the people in the apartments across mine lived in their balconies. It took so long to hit me that I should buy some curtains.

>>128830019
I don't lift the lid to piss, if I get it on the lid it's too bad for the next person. P.S. I also PURPOSELY piss all over public bathroom lids, handles hot and cold water handles, you name it.

>>128831932
>128831932
>>128832052
>>128832041
>>128831984
>>128831918

Like I said we have lots of guests and the majority of men are fucking idiots and piss everywhere even after they've lifted the toilet seat.

>>>128831892
This is the only thing that saves me, I do it almost every night.

I would sit down to piss but I have trouble emptying my bladder entirely unless im standing.

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>>128830019
Does your wife also clean up vomit-inducing drips of menstrual blood that drip underneath the seat? She can't see them, but when I lift the seat, I can.

My mom did that and I think it's part of the reason I'm a fag.

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>>128830019
>ever since Friday piss has been leaking out of my dick faster than Julian Assange

How do I save myself from this nightmare?

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>australian
>sitting to pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPvqxFdApiY
yeah nah not gonna happen

>>128832491
not licking up and eating out a bloody pussy

yup you're a fag

So many people posting deserve aids. Fuck.

>>128830019
I do this too, mostly so I can read. While you degenerates are peeing on your shoes, I'm learning something.

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>>128832739

Yes, definitely.

>>128832829
It takes 10 seconds to pee and 20 to shit. Why do people sit on the toilet and stew in their ass odor while they read?

>>128833012
Because it's what educated people do.

>>128833133
going by that logic you should just keep a piss bottle with you while your reading so you dont waste time walking to the bathroom

>>128833012
How else am I supposed to know what's in my shampoo?

>>128830019
>I sit down to piss
Fag.

>>128830019

sitting to piss is the hallmark of a civilized male. salute fellow piss sitter

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>>128833012
>20 seconds to shit

>>128833249
That's not how logic works. Maybe if you read more in the bathroom you'd know that

>>128830019
real men sit to pee.
>no having to touch your dick (touching dicks for any reason is gay)
>easy to do a quick bonus wipe to get the moist fart-smelling perspiration out of your asscrack before standing up
>no dealing with a piss stream that suddenly forks into two perpendicular streams, neither of which are aimed into the toilet
>no hot mist of piss that slowly accumulates on the walls surrounding the toilet
that's right, faggot, microdroplets from your hot piss migrate to the walls and slowly stain them over the course of a few months.
if you're so confident this isn't true, then prove it by licking the wall next to your toilet that you're so sure is clean. oh right, you're not going to do that.
quit being a cock-grabbing faggot. just sit down to pee like a real man.

>>128830422
You put the lid down when she bitches about you leaving the seat up.

You also put it down before flushing fecal matter so the poo particles don't spread around the bathroom.

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>>128833406
Eat fiber

>>128833406
honestly ive never had to take a shit that required me to sit for more than 30 seconds

>>128830241
>men need to lift the lid as often as they have to put it down, and then they have no piss on the lid
You and your well reasoned logic. Gtfo, we're talking about women here!

>>128830019
>I sit down to piss why don't you?

I can aim, faggot.

>>128830236
>he doesn't pee on the lid

>>128830019
When I sit down my dick touches the water

>>128830019
I have been peeing sitting down at home since forever cuz its confy. Also pee splatters everywhere if you do it standing up. Gross.

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>>128833741
Taking a long shit isn't about being able to shit, and you don't stew on it, you wipe, close the seat, flush, sit back down, and read. This allows your mind to relax and refocus on productive outcomes when you've found your focus or after some reading. Studies have proven that the most effective work is done in the first half hour of effort, so allow your mind to change gears more often. This kindles far more efficiency than your quick-shit pleb method.

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>>128833333

>>128830019
Jokes on you faggot. I just piss on the seat.

>>128830019
i only sit if im really sick or really tired

>>128831340
A guy who had it showed me his penis. Literally cums out the bottom of the head

>>128834536
Are you my son? Get off of /pol/ K.

>>128830019
Pissing outside is the true redpill.

>>128830241
Fucking this. Pissing like a girl, which is inefficient and degrading is some top cuck level shit, especially when you do it to please some illogical twathole
If you fucked her right and actually made her orgasm properly, she wouldn't be bitching about stupid shit and she would be your little bitch, not the other way around

>>128830019
>sit down when at home or at a friend's house
>stand up in public/semi-public places

Easy.

>>128834036

Its fucked up. I love women, but they are wild and dangerous. If you have any kind of inferiority complex, or any weakness, they will exploit it. They are not weak, but incredibly powerful and crafty. If you find a rare one in a million woman, she will bring out the best in you, and use her feminine wiles to lift you up to what you are born to be.

God I love women, but I have a healthy fear of them.

>>128833562
All of this. I cannot understand for the life of me how any man can think that pissing while standinding is anything but disgusting and degenerate.

>>128830019
>being so fucking lazy that instead of just closing the toilet when u are done you place your asshole and thighs within 6 inches of splashing urine and toilet water
>knowing a lazy degenerate piece of shit that does this is just pulling their pants back up to absorb all that piss splash into their clothes to then be diluted and mixed into all your laundry and forever stain your washing machine's soul with piss

best way to prove your own degeneracy is by pretending youre better than anyone else on a japanese toilet seat position image board

>>128835015
>worried about your own piss this much when its perfectly safe to drink

>>128830019
Fucking beta male

>>128834857
This. My toilet was broken for a month and I pissed outside every night. It was glorious and refreshing.

>>128830019
GET IN HERE
>>128834974

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>>128830019
sage

sit to piss cus lazy
stand to piss, i can't garuntee 100% accuacy,
i dont want to have to wipe up piss that misses the bowl.
I don't want stinky pissy bathroom from not wiping up the piss.

>not purposely leaving a mess of piss for your GF or mom to clean up to establish dominance
fucking cucks

>>128830019
Because I am a man and will piss how I like.
The women can get off their fat fucking asses and clean it up. Or don't. I don't give any fucks, I don't let any women tell me, the man, what I should be doing.

>>128830019
>I sit down to piss
Telling someone that they squat to pee is the 80s kids' polite way of calling someone a faggot. It's how we called someone a faggot when we were in earshot of an adult.
Source: I'm 34 and that's what we did.

>>128830019
beta fuckboys piss sitting down

[spoiler]test[/spoiler]

>>128835904
>t. Virgin

>>128836243
>dbCumHim
Just leave thread

>>128830019
brainless creature, the woman

>>128830019
i do this but only because i like to use my phone when i am pissing but dont want to drop it down the toilet desu

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>>128830019
sage

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>ITT people who dont piss into the shower drain

Fucking betas

"But muh male ego"

>literally splash piss all over the seat, all over the floor, all over your own legs

People who stand to urinate are disgusting degenerates

>>128835239
This. Drops come back out of the toilet as well, even if you aim perfectly. I sit to pee so my bathroom does not get piss micro particles all over it

>>128830019
Because I can aim you shrimp dicked faggot

>>128836662
Only stand to urinate if you are outside (off the porch or something).

>>128830019
I piss on the street

No toilet seat,No roastie libshit wife
No problem

>tfw you force your trap gf to sit down to pee

>>128831061
Start with a plant each.
If in a year, it's still alive, then try a puppy.
If in a year it's alive and trained, then consider children.

sitting down takes more time and effort. your points are valid concerns but i'm not looking for commitment in my relationship with the bathroom

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>>128837496
I wish I could do this here pajeet, tired of burger life being so uptight and shit. I should be able to go shit on the street somewhere and piss wherever. This aint a free country.

>>128830019
>>Why are you still a degenerate faggot who leaves the toilet seat up?

If we have to lift the seat, why can't women put it down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeG9VVWxItA

>>128834449
>when i'm done shitting i dont leave my bathroom but i actually sit on the stupid wc for more than one hour because muh reading
literally kys you disgusting degenerate bastard