Greatest country in the World thread

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>>128819394
Also, why are Australia and Poland, the only two first-world countries not to have an economic crisis in 2008/09?

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Here is another one

The secret to Australia's success:
>Australian exports to China: $61.8 billion (32.6% - largest trading partner)

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>>128819563

May be the longest time without one, but we're going to get the fucking worst ever one when it happens soon.

This country is a ticking timebomb.

You can only post itt if you can afford to buy property in your own nation

Oh wait, sorry lads

>>128819394
You know we're going to get hit hard when we do fall into the recession right?

>>128819394
How much money are you making on minimum? Spit in tge face of corporate cucks in US

>>128821219
"Australian recession"
No such thing.

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>>128821271
$26.58 /h
$39.87 if weekend work

>be straya
>try to drive on highway
>get stopped by highway patrol for improperly aligned rearview mirror
>tell him I'm just trying to go to work
>tells me he will have the car impounded for 6 weeks unless I pay an 'equipment violation fee' of 100 dollars
>pay him off so he'll leave me alone
>get to work late
>my factory job has been redistributed to a chinese man

>>128821475
Hahaha, US corp shills cant recover

>>128821734
>be American
>be pulled over
>be shot dead while reaching for insurance and registration
>"oh well"

>>128821475

Less than $20 USD? Do you work at wendy's?

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>>128824802

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>>128825261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qJLi5y2d2w

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>>128820457
>biggest country in the world
>can dig money out of the ground
pretty hard to go wrong desu

we are the greatest

stay mad inferiors

>>128820950
Swanie was the worst treasurer we ever had, and he betrayed good'ol Kev.

>>128822675
>be australian
>lose a war to the emus
>oh well

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>>128826738

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>>128826738
>Nye
outta here

>>128819394
>greatest country in the world
>can't even own a gun
>also lacks true free speech

>>128821219
How so?
I understand the maxim, "the greater the rise, the harder the fall," but I just don't think it applies to this situation. This is not a bubble, it's real growth and there is no reason that years of prosperity means that the height of the fall would be higher.

>can't have a recession if your too poor to have a proper economy
Whats up my fellow winners

This country is full of idiots and I can't wait to see them suffer when recession does hit. All those idiots instantly going bankrupt when the bubble pops.

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>>128819394
>shit-post riling burgers

m8... at least make it a challenge and target Canadia... or the Nords

shit's like taking candy from a self-soiled cart sharter...

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>>128826738
How is this failure in pest control our National shame? The invasion of cane toads is much worse for us, more shameful because we brought them here, yet burgers never mention it? Why continue with the emu war banter, anon?

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i've always admired the australian flag...

>>128827137
This.

You lot are literally retarded. Australia was way better back in 91 when we had an actual recession.

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>>128827857
could've been yours but you blew your chance

>>128819394
I literally never even think about Australia.

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>>128819394
>Beware of our pecker, ausiefag.

>>128819563
Poland doesn't have an economy. Solved.

>>128827238
>Melbourne
Who in their right mind would want to live there? Its full of communists, gender studies graduates turned baristas and sudanese rape gangs.

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>>128830077
Agreed

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What do you cunt think of Mark "I've got an IQ of three figure" Latham

I think he's the only one capable within the world of Australian politics to actually wake up the masses on Islam, the importance of culture, and the need for Freedom of speech (in which Australia currently hates)

>>128831370
He's okay, but I can't really get behind him, or anyone. He loves multiculturalism and hates guns.

>>128831780
I think you can't go against every principle of current governance at once.

i don't care for guns, but i bet he'll allow conversation with a gun supporter, and that's more than any news org

> socialist shit hole banana republic filled with diaspora shills and rape babys

no, im good

>>128819394
Not gonna lie I made fairy bread and it was pretty based.

>>128832640
onya, there is a little convict in you yet.

>>128826981
Perpetual growth is a myth that can only be somewhat propped up by increasing immigration. It is not a good thing.

>>128831370
if a bloke has to proclaim he is smart chances are he's not that smart and has fallen for his own hype, like a dumb cunt.

>The best lack all conviction,
>while the worst
>Are full of passionate intensity.

>>128832314
>diaspora shills
>implying jewish diaspora in the US is not responsible for Tyrone cucking me

>>128831370
He joined leyonhelms party which would be pro mass immigration and anti Medicare.

So I'm kind of wtf when it comes to Latham.

>>128821271
$57h
Too bad shits so expensive

What I love about Australia is our lack of Terrorism. We have such good cops.

>>128833065
We can't slow immigration without removing incentives like medicare, even though it's a great service.

We're in such a shit situation.

>>128819394
LOL you're going to regret this thread.
Australia avoided a recession with massive borrowing and immigration.
Australia now has the worst debt bubble literally in the entire of human history.
It's due to pop at the end of this year or the start of 2018.

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>>128832640
Nice work. Lamingtons and Vegemite are okay too.
I'm not gonna lie, our food isn't the best thing about our country, but it's better than English food.
Please accept the pic as a token of your status as an honorary Australian

>>128834360
I Agree it's going to pop, but they've been saying it's going to pop for ever now, and they just open the market to more foreign investment.

We're so damn global we are nothing but grey muck

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>>128821179
tfw live in sydney

>>128833626
See I actually find this odd anon, we have happenings and every time a happening occurs, the authorities are quick to state that the perpetrator acted alone, even if they find Isis related shit.

2020 Superpower

>>128821077
Checked. The only thing left to invest in was housing and now that's fucked & going to burst. The idiots in charge are literally, literally trying to replace the mining boom with an "infrastructure boom", pathetic.

>>128819394
Who bought the bs and made a thread about it huh?
Oz has been going downhill since the mid 70s when the Lima Declaration began sending jobs and manufacturing to asia, beginning at 30% gibs
From full employment, self sustaining, Oz lost its gloss
Unemployment climbed and is still climbing
Multicultural sewer getting worse every day
Semi decent politicians to todays globalist sell outs
Diversity of media reduced to monopolization by (((them)))
From little crime to Chicago levels now
People going to church in hat and gloves to churches today being sold for peanuts and the few that are left are weird conglomerations
Only Lebs then were Christian Maronites and they were bad enough. Today entire suburban ghettos of muslims with whom our culture has zero in common
People owned guns. Now they have to kill each other with butter knives
One man, minimum wage, could buy a house, feed his family, educate his kids, take his family on holiday and still put money in the bank
Now man and wife combined can't get into the property market and forced to rent and pay for migrants comforts and unemployed so couples today so busy funding other people's offspring that they can't afford any of their own

Hawke and Keating plunged Oz into a rolling recession/depression which this country, 30 plus years later, can't lift out of

I know Aussies like to be considered shit posters but this thread is bad bullshit and a pack of lies

>>128821179
Easy for anyone outside of Sydney, next?

>>128826927
>can't even own a gun
you better shut the fuck up right now cunt before I come over there and light you up with my bolt action 5 round .22lr rifle

>>128830077
>baristas

Anyone hate how shitty part-time uni students who push a button on a coffee machine have slapped this label onto themselves?

It's like calling someone who microwaves a sausage roll a baker.

>>128834889
kek
Almost got my pistol license, going to be a while before I'm allowed to purchase one though.

>>128834903
> Subway Sandwich Artists

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>>128834646
Why does our only government poly that calls out radical Islam happen to be a crazy old man that nobody listens to?

>>128834975
nice, I'm actually currently just looking at nice deals online. I was thinking of getting a nice carl gustafs mauser.

>>128835186
How much do they go for?

>>128834072
Wtf, more like the opposite. Mass immigration is putting lots of pressure on Medicare.

>>128834903
Yeah fuck gen y man I hardly ever buy coffee and when I do it's at Michelle's.

>>128835079
>mac geniuses

Fuck me it's just computer support. It's not very hard.

>>128831370

He's got a regular spot on 2GB thru the week in the afternoon. I like that he's a straight talker. He passes the pub test.

>>128834360
>It's due to pop at the end of this year or the start of 2018.
Libs will do every dirty trick they can to make it last to 2019 when Labor get back in. Then Labor will do whatever they can to pass it back (or they will run a failed campaign on purpose)

>>128819563
>tfw half polish, half australian
feels good man

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>>128826738
This and
>>128826927
This.


No offense Australia, but you're kind of like a joke to the rest of the world. Yeah, you're a nice little place for a vacay, but in the grand scheme of things you're just a wart on the great civilization that was Britain, and nothing compared to America, which has ruled the world and impacted human events in a way unmatched even by Rome.

Only Jesus Christ Himself is bigger than America. Meanwhile, Australia is a pissant destination for surfer boys and drunks who descended from British criminals.

Bragging about being Australian is kind of like bragging about being the best-looking kid in the 4th grade autists group. If you had any ability for self-reflection you would see how laughable it actually is.