Brit/pol/ - Counter-terrorism edition

>>128811890
1st for fuck you Sharia May.

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>>128811890
oh my KEK!

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First for Harris

what is the 1st thing Tim Farron will do when he moves into no.10 then?

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nth for T H E R E T U R N O F A D A M W A L L A C E

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First for CDC

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please help I started worshipping Moloch and everything has gone wrong.
his followers are stalking me im going to be next to pass through his flames i dont want to die please don't let moloch get me.

>>128812020
I want to hear Prince Phillips reaction when he meet his wife

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>>128811890

How many oldfags in here?

ie. 3 years of more on /pol/

I've been here 5 years and I think I need to leave.

It's the same fucking threads that have nothing to do with politics, threads about guns, threads trying to bait people with blacked porn, threads basically trying to bait other countries.

Was it always like this and I didn't notice or has it definitely got worse?

>>128812290
The US election destroyed this board. It's been bad for years but now there's nothing left worth saving.

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Labour 'absolutely fucked' according to latest research

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>>128812290
>oldfags
>3 years of more on /pol/
>I've been here 5 years

Oldfag? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck off, newfag.

>>128812290
I've been here for about a decade, it doesn't matter what you think of this place or what this place thinks of you, you will never leave it because it is the only place you can express what you think.

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First for fuck islam

t. Ex muslim

>>128812225
>not getting the instant stuff and using half milk/half water

>>128812290
Since when did "being here for 5 years" equate to being an old fag?

>>128812410

Just answer the question you mongoloid.

>>128812438

I may keep coming to brit/pol/ but all my mates are redpilled so we chew the fat on this quite a bit.

>>128812290

Nah not old fag - barely been here a year. The US elections were fun at the time, then I quite enjoyed the HWNDU stuff. Seems that the best days are past from what old fags tend to say, but I enjoy the bants and the free speech.

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>>128812249

Sounds like they smell fresh boipucci

Reap what you sow bovinefag

>>128812438
this is my experience also. i remember first going on /b/ (of all places) in like 2005, possibly earlier (the days everyone was on MSN). it was a different yet equally pointless era

>>128811890
I think we can all agree that lad in the photo is the spitting image of the Terrorist archetype. Truly with a single glance we can see his utter corruption, his spiritual hollow, his mindless rage towards "difference" and "diversity". Yes, it is all too clear that this young THOUGHT CRIMINAL has all the markings of evil: disobedience, personal opinions, *conservative... ideas!!!!* -- I think we all know what is needed here. I think we all know what this young man deserves. Punishment. Severe, unflinching, punishment.

These dangerous terrorists need to be brought to heel, and it starts with us! I say imprison this treasonous rapscallion, forthwith!

[This has been Mind of an Englishman: Act 1, Scene 1].

>>128812527

When did it not?

Anyway, answer the question.

>>128812290
I've been here for 5 years or so also, had been on 4chan since /new/ days but was lefty underage bait then so never visited.

The US election has destroyed /pol/, brit/pol/ was the last safe port of call but the last couple of weeks it's quality has rapidly eroded too.

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>>128812290
I've wasted 13 years posting on this god awful site. Being an oldfag is suffering.

>>128812449

That seemed like a cathartic moment for you lad.

>>128811890
kid should have blown up a concert and stabbed some bongs to gain some sympathy

>>128812290
4chan oldfag but not /pol/ oldfag
It feels like almost every board is shit now.
I remember when /b/ was good
>inb4 /b/ was never good
/b/ used to be more than R34, RMD, ylyl and jailbait threads. Compared to modern day 4chan even 5 years ago was fucking great.

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>>128812581
I don't know, I've been using the internet for ages, so 4chan since 2004, but that's meaningless.

>>128812438

I always imagine you as a young lad for some reason.

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>>128812249

Moloch is small fry lad.

>>128812401
ELECTORAL OBLIVION

>>128812648
shall I continue? here's an excerpt:

"Begone!" the 4 foot homosexual Muslim mayor shouted, "This land is for Sharia! This land is for Mohammed and his sons! Terrorism is part and parcel of living in a major city. There is no reason to be alarmed!"

>>128812707

I'm actually impressed you could continue to come here for 13 years and read this shit. Your brain must be mush.

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>>128812707
>BROTHERRRR
at least when we get to hell, we will feel relief

>>128812502

I just make it milky - I have tried the other stuff, but it just seems a bit synthetic in taste.

>>128812674
You're not an oldfag unless you were on /b/ when it was actually good

>>128812674
2006 is the oldfag cutoff, anything past 2008 means you're cancer and should fuck off desu senpai

>>128812674
brit/pol/ died when the 2014 EU elections happened.

And when emokiddeh left. I miss bullying him.

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Think I'm gonna fall asleep lads.

Here's a sleepy nighty night Sigourney

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>>128812448
They already do that. I've read enough cases where the person being charged made comments on 4chan but they then used that to start an investigation and found more "extremist" material. But what is extremist material anyway?

If I have pictures and video of say, Hitler, or any other similar historical character, does that mean I'm a threat? No!
They can't gather the context or reason WHY you said this or that, or have this or that saved, etc, can they? It's impossible.
Like that kid who had Nazi shit all over his room and wrote in his diary about killing his mates or whatever... HOW the fuck did they charge him for that? It's just words... he could have been an "artist", or an aspiring method actor. How the fuck can they stick someone with that?

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why don't more people vote ukip?

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So fucking bored of this election lads.

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>>128812902
It's impossible to leave

>>128812647
I spent an awful lot of time on /g/, that was my main board for ages, I barely go there any more, brit/pol/ just discusses things that are more important to me, I rarely post outside of it, wider /pol/ is utter reddit tier rubbish at the moment.

>>128812850
24.

>>128812438

Same lad, I tend not to visit the main /pol/anymore unless there's a decent happening, just Brit/pol/ for willy-posting etc, though I must admit to having a cheeky gander in /v/, /mu/, /tv/ and /diy/ from time to time, though Brit/pol/ is my homeboard

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>>128812707

>>128812975
>cut off date 9 years ago
>website is only 14 years old
this is like boomer economics. how is this shit meant to work if statistically 90% of people who post should fuck off?

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I'm about to be seriously fucking comfy.

>>128813071

only 2 more days lad, on the brightside atleast we don't have to live through the Trump election all over again

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>>128812290
>tfw W.T snacks is never coming back

>>128812674
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>>128812527

Kek you're all old fags to me.

t. Newfag

>>128813256
>season 9
Better than 8, but don't expect a return to Peep Show's glory days.

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Is "You only live once" the ultimate pleb filter?

If I see someone posting this shit, I know instantly that they're a dumb cunt and not worth talking to.

What are some other tells, lads?

>>128812290
I remember /new/ would get spammed with bbc threads and the like along with bullshit white nationalist "Pacific northwest" threads everyday. It's always been a mess. It's worth it when something happens and real /pol/ comes out though.

It's basically just the nature of 4chan in general. I'll say the paid shilling didn't used to exist though. That has certainly caused a change for the worst.

>>128811890
At least you won the WWII and showed those meanies in South Africa. Fucking amazing to see Britian dying

>>128813096
i do /v/ /mu/ /lit/ and occasionally /v/ if i want to feel like i've spent 2 hours pouring diesel directly into my brain and getting hit in the head with hammers.

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I don't know who to vote for. Help.

>>128813084

It really isn't. This place is boring as fuck, I see bait and I no longer feel anything, maybe I've gone full Hitchens. It must take real effort to come here for that length of time.

>>128813389
>Is "You only live once" the ultimate pleb filter?
it's up there for sure

Personally nothing is more cringe inducing than "a must." X is a must. I see it in headlines and wanna vomit.

>>128813449
UKIP
K
I
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>>128812249
just kill the bull, silly anglos

>>128813389
>"just be yourself"
>a "deep", "meaningful" comment about how imporant their friends and family are

>>128813556
Spain has Muslim tier treatment of animals.

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>>128813449
UKIP please.

>>128813449
Constituency?

Can't sleep.

>>128813449

UKIP,

your other options are red, blue and yellow Blairites.

>>128813096

Aye I thought that would be about the age from previous postings, but makes sense if you came on here from your early teens.

>inb4 you must have a good red-pill grounding.

>>128812792
2004 fag here just kill me now please.

>de-radicalization programme

was unaware how retarded england was

>>128811890
Hahaha you memeing fags are going down. Hate speech has no place in modern societies

>>128813645
>Constituency
East Ham. Pretty much guaranteed to be labour.

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>>128813616
Muslims don't have the balls to dress in pink socks and face a beast that can gore you like this.

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>>128813449

>>128813789
>fags

>>128813709

How the fuck do you keep coming here?

4Chan in general seems to just churn and burn with new people, which means you just get the same shit threads. I think after a few years you've seen all there is to see.

Here's a good example. What is this adding?
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>>128813449
LIB DEM

>>128812967
i was on SA since 2000 when 4chan wasn't even a pimple on moot's asshole, Stile before SA, IRC and Usenet before that, and BBS when i was a kid. and i'm not even close to the oldest fag.

being an oldfag doesn't really matter. it's about whether or not you get it, and can contribute in some way to the zeitgeist. frodo lives.

>>128813625

WAIT, i've got a toolbox just like that one, though the handle has grey rubber on it, think I got ot from Wickes or B&Q

just thought i'd mention it

Lads, what time does the voting start today?

I wanna go and vote as early as possible

>>128813844

A bit close to those peaceful chaps from the other evening.

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*blocks your sovereignty*

>>128813971

probably 7am lad

>>128812438
>it is the only place you can express what you think.
not for long he he he

VOTE CONSERVATIVE

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>>128813844
I wouldn't bother even voting.
>77%

>>128813926

Yeah I used to have one also, it was quite nice wasn't it. You could keep all the drill bits in the yellow flaps.

>>128813971
Thursday you mongoloid

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>>128813999

>>128813999
What are his superpowers?

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Anyone got info about pic related?

>>128814071

yeah fuck off, no it isn't. It got moved back a day because of the terrorist attacks

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>>128813926
Kek, now you've pointed it out, I too have something similar.

>>128813987
Yup, literally a 10 minute walk from my house.

>>128814042
It's a primarily brown neighbourhood so I'm not surprised.

>>128814137
Weak bait

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Post your constituencies lads

website is UK polling report

>>128813625
Source?

>polls close in 42 hours

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>>128814261
ONLY 42 HOURS TO SAVE THE NHS

>>128814213

yeah, okay you go and vote on Thursday then lmao

>>128814044
>You could keep all the drill bits in the yellow flaps

yeah, two little lift up flaps for little stuff and the inside has a tray.

Fancy that, a semi-lewd picture and two anons having the same toolbox in the same thread, small world really isn't it

>>128813875
ultimately 4chan is a bit like Eve online (if you are unaware of it, it's an online game about spaceships). the interesting thing about Eve is that for a lot of high level players they never log in - the game is beyond the game.

4Chan is the same; you come here at first out of curiousity, then exhilaration, habit, resentment, and eventually you leave. But some people end up finding the game behind the game and there is a renewed interest. Influencing opinions, getting things into the media, trolling pulitzer winning journos etc. Some people stay there, other people go deeper into things. Ever wonder why people like Norway archive bot and MUNCHYBOX poster are here? It's not autism, and it's not for nothing. There's another game inside this one, and the churners you identified don't see it, but it sure is fun to play.

>>128813999

>The Bureaucratic Bum-Bandit strikes again

Hilarious how so many people on Brit/pol/ claim to be "redpilled" yet don't believe that the Earth is flat

>>128814313
I postal voted a week ago :^)

>>128814209
Just looked at the demographics of Newham.
>16.7% white British
You're in the belly of the beast anon.

>>128811890

Excellent work comrade teachers! Thank goodness you have literally saved the United Kingdom from a comedian-to-be. Well done.

>>128814341
>ultimately 4chan is a bit like Eve online (if you are unaware of it, it's an online game about spaceships).
I hate you video game faggots so much.

"Basically dude, like, life is, like, a game, dude!"

>>128814097

Rather bizarre desu. Taken at face value, there is speculation that opportunities were missed by the security services, but that could be rationalised as incompetence rather than active agency.

>inb4 I wouldn't have the necessary IT skills to obtain the necessary information.

>>128814204
Is that Elsa Jean? Nice arse on her

>>128814341

I dunno'... that sounded a bit autistic to me.

>>128813389
>If you can't handle me at my worst...

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Start buying guns.

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>>128813859
w....w...w..was he o..ok in the end?

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>>128814224
>Source?

B&Q lad, it's not exactly the same but it's a Stanley and only £8

Bargain

>>128814215
Ashfield, Nottinghamshire

Almost a guarantee to vote Labour, although recent events could swing it. Our MP is anti Corbyn, and the 2015 election saw 22% for the Tories and 21% for UKIP vs 40% Labour. If the UKIP voters go tactical, they could swing it.

>>128814209

I know that side of town pretty well as some of my relatives used to live Romford way, and I spent a few months living in Whitechapel when I was working in London.

>>128813389
>'ONLY GOD MAY JUDGE ME'

Slags unironically get this tattooed on their chest above their tits and I judge them immediately as scum.

>>128812290

Im a newfag, i came up with this tripfag name about a year ago.

>>128814518
well that's fine but you didn't really understand the main point - the game disappears at a high level and is replaced with self regulating competitive social competition - my brother literally got flown to Iceland to attend some inane space conference that involved voting on in game matters.

If it helps you to think about what I wrote, you can use football as an example instead. There are players who come and go, but some players stay on and become managers. There is the sport of football, which is the short-loop churn posters, and there is a lifetime career in football which is a different thing entirely.

I don't expect you to understand, you strike me as the type to play CB

>>128813859
What a bully.

>>128814204
>I too have something similar.

Kek it's mad isn't it

>>128814690
Start buying illegal weapons. Don't let them track you.

>>128812220
He's back? What made him return?

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>>128814815
Sutton or Kirkby?

>>128814044
>>128814318

I actually have one as well lads.

>>128814732

All jokes aside, that is a good deal for 8 squid.

>>128815035
Sutton.
Doesn't matter really; the whole area is a shithole.

>>128815035
kirkby mandem

>>128813003
>emokiddeh

who the fucks that, never heard of him.

>>128814618
i wouldn't disagree. but for the autistic creepazoids amongst us who like this sort of thing, /pol/ is a god send.

>>128814204
Who's that? Wonderful figure
>>128814957
This

>>128814732
Epic

You know what I meant.

>>128815210
I used to work in Sutton

>>128815213
I don't know if you're taking the piss or not, but here you go. Amuse yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGR-Ma64zo

>>128815066
Holy shit, what going on kek

>>128815102
It is for £8 lad, cheaper than a pack of smokes

>>128814732
wrong box, lad

>>128814732

>3 star review
>£8

working class vermin GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>128814617
Of course, she's lovely.

>>128814889

Nice to know there's another newfag around lad.

Tactical voting guide to give Mummy a massive majority http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4578758/The-Mail-s-essential-tactical-voting-guide.html

>>128814905
>Implying I didn't understand your fucking reaching point
>Implying I watch football, or any sport without participating

Fuck off low IQ turbo pleb, it was you who didn't understand what I said.

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>>128814698
Yeah he survived, here he is after getting out of the hospital.

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>>128815559
Lol, fuck off.

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>>128814988
'Fraid not lad. It will happen one day though so I'm just trying hurry the process along a bit.

>>128815328

Couldn't tell you the source m8, image search isn't spilling the beans

>>128815394
>wrong box, lad

Ah I did say it's not exactly the same m8

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please take your mentally ill political commentators back

>>128815390

Kek I know. I got mine from B & Q too - I have an old vehicle and carry a few spare tools around just in case.

>>128815359
>I don't know if you're taking the piss

I am lad, sorry. Toryboy is probably the mummyposter.

>>128815209
Lemo shops eh? Used to work with a lad who also did a evening job delivering for the Chinese chippy on Lemo... daft cunt was also dealing sniff. Got banged up for the first couple years of his baby son's life.

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>>128815665
Heavens... how in God's good name do you survive something like that? That man is a force of nature.

>>128812290
It's got worse. It's like a youth club for the dumb and retarded 14 year old, who feels edgy having found access to an unmonitored adult site, and thinks posting Cum in Mummy is funny 100 days in a row. Watch when a new thread starts and the same autists post the exact same thing as fast as they can to fill the first twenty posts. Big Soup, First for Mummy, etcetera. Note also that 200 posts out of 300 contain less than ten words, and one sentence at most.

I wish there was an above 25 Brit/pol.

>>128814907
>What a bully.

topkek.

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>>128815885
She is genuinely mentally ill, though.
She likely has schizophrenia or some major personality disorder. She has visible tics, etc.

She's like the female Patrick Bateman, minus the serial killing. Just an empty shell that was taught politics from an early-ish age...
She would be claiming Disability benefits had her childhood been less "privileged"...

>>128816119
Just gotta grab the bull by the horns lad.

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>>128816203
That would be nice, but then it wouldn't be 4chan. This place is a mess and always will be.
I'll Elsa post, but I will at least comment too.

>>128815601
>not watching football
bougie fag

>>128815696
You got my hopes up, you bastard.

>>128816395
Fuck off, faggot. I hope you die of aids

>>128815930

You have a B&Q in the states?

>>128815601
Well one would hope you are watching the sport you're participating in you daft cunt.

>>128816404
>Watching the male equivalent of Keeping up with the Kardcuntians, or The Only Way Is Essex

Enjoy being mediocre until your death

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>>128812290
Where the fuck else am I going to get my news and happenings?
people on /pol/ are funnier and more interesting than the boring cunts I know irl

>>128812707
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>>128813084
>>128812438
don't forget you're here forever

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>Shush Jerry!

>>128816567
>Watching sports instead of participating in them
Are you retarded, mate? see>>128816596

Enjoy mediocrity

I have a problem lads as even though I'm in the UK, my posts show a US flag (my VPN is off). I don't mind on one level, but I feel it distances me from our /Brit/ bond.

If I use wifi on my phone it comes up with a US flag (not if I use the phone data).

I've tried uninstalling the VPN software (didn't work), and changing the MAC address (didn't work). I've checked my IP address on a website and it comes up as UK.

Anything I might be missing lads?

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>>128816468
That's not very nice, mate. I guess I'll have to form a rebuttal.
I hope your teabag splits, you insufferable cunt.
Have a good day.

>>128816673
Nothing wrong with watching sport lad.

>>128815665

Damn you wouldn't even know he'd been gorged by a bull, would expect half his face to be smashed out, just a bloodshot eye, fair play to him

>>128816203
>Cum in Mummy is funny 100 days in a row

It kind of is funny, simply because it annoys everyone. Sometimes shit becomes funny again because it isnt funny anymore.

I used to get annoyed with the cuckposters, the nigel the nonce, the ironic red ed posting and so on, but now i welcome it, i embrace it i crave it.

Thats much the story of the chans, shit becomes so old and unfunny and tired that it actually becomes funny again to those who can see everybody else getting mad.

>>128816555

No I'm in the UK see >>128816731

>>128816673
>>128816596
lol why would watching sport and playing sport be mutually exclusive you donut? sounds a little bit like someone didn't get picked for the school team or invited round to watch the match and went a somewhat mental.
what a strange little man you are

>>128816841
>Nothing wrong with watching sport
Same as saying there is nothing wrong with watching horse porn or Interracial transsexual midget porn

Fuck off, dumb cunt

>>128816731
You succesfully integrated into American society, congratulations.

>>128816555

Home depot? wallmart?

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>>128817020
pic related is how stupid you sound

>>128816668

I always like the one where he's bought a dildo.

"It's a dildo, i've bought a dildo, 9 inches, it's a nine incher, it's like a leg of lamb"

It's the look on his face when he says it, it gets me everytime

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>>128816413
I'm okay with this. Now we can patiently hope together mate.

>>128813449
Unfortunately UKIP has no chance so vote May. Corbyn doen't have a clue he will turn us into venezuela.

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>>128816842
Well, that is what happened to this other matador who suffered a very similar goring through the neck into the skull, he lost an eye and was left disfigured but the guy was bullfighting again a couple months after, this people are on another level, hard to believe when you see them with those silly robes with pink socks but the guys are pretty rough.

>>128817070

Kek - haven't we all.

>>128817101
Such a well written show.

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>>128817129
>Voting May

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>128816983
Sounds like you're projecting...
I'm undoubtedly more of an athlete than you'll ever be, and I don't watch sports at all. Even the sports I participate in.

Watching other people play sport is the male equivalent of women watching reality TV shows about handbags and "fashion". Prove me wrong.

>>128817020
No argument then...

>>128816927

Ah right, fair play to ya lad.

wouldn't be your cookies or cache etc would it, storing your flag would it, I spose you've tried that though

>>128817129
While May will turn us into Oceania.

>>128817175
Very true, pardner. Yeehaw!

>>128817099
t. IQ of 80

>>128816731

android phone? have you checked the settings in say adroids wifi bit where you pick an AP for network advanced, you may have the vpn server in the manual settings still for some reason, perhaps the app changed the standard android vpn/proxy settings.

>>128817201
Bain and Armstrong are geniuses. i never thought i would become an adult watching peep show and have it go from cringe inducing nightmare of the future to nostalgic / aspirational drama-doc about my shit life. imagine having a flat in London! TWO bedrooms. the good shit.

>>128812290
I've been on 4chan for around half a decade, starting around 2011, but I've been on /pol/ since early 2013. I left for a while after /pol/harbor but came back after infinitychan collapsed in September/October 2015.

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>>128817166

the goring

>>128817303

Thanks lad - I use Privazer and CCleaner so I think that gets taken care of. I'm thinking it might be a router issue, so I might try and reset that. Beyond that I haven't a clue kek.

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>>128817494
Few months after

>>128817328

Top kek. It's okay for you with an Ozzie flag as you're bro-tier anyway(s)

>>128817281
Sports are universal; handbags and fashion are niches topics catered mainly towards women.
The proper analogy would be women's shows which focus on fashion are the same as men's shows talking about DIY and gardening.

You're just being retarded on purpose.

>>128817122
I check his account every week to see if he's returned like a sad puppy waiting for his master to return home.

I'm enjoying listening to Forum Anglorum though, he gets some good guests on, although he doesn't post as regularly as Adam did. I wish there was more English Alt-Right youtubers, the few that are there are all rather good.

>>128817466
if there's one thing i learned from 10 a decade plus of this shit is NO GOOD will ever come of alt-chans. one english speaking chan is a logical necessity, more than one is a fucking unmanageable nightmare. 8 and rest have got to go before they are used to bring the whole anonymous board culture down (although slim chance that won't happen anyway when May gets in)

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Make the right decision, comrades.

I'm going to an election party with one of your expat countrymen. I don't know much about your politics outside ukip, but I think he likes labor? Any suggestions?

>>128817166
>the guy was bullfighting again a couple months after

Absolute madman, i'd imagine losing an eye would play havoc with his sight depth/distance perception for bull fighting.

Yeah probably the same kind of mindset the peopl who ride the TT races etc have, literal madmen

>>128817657
you are correct in your arguments but it won't matter: ironically this warrior-athlete is acting rather like the women he obviously hates so much (can't think why) - he's acting all emotional looking for attention. I think that night Brit/pol/ is probably mature enough to just ignore problem posters like him.

>>128817494

Eeeee not sure if that's the horn or his eye popping out

>>128817648
Cheers lad. I feel like we can really connect emotionally with our fellow channers now that Canada has surpassed us as worst posters on the internet. It's rather liberating.

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>>128817687
Aye man I was a little lost for a bit myself without the two hangouts a week to look forward to. I will check out Forum Anglorum's stuff, I like Mark Citadel's commentaries too but nothing even approaches the Plebian Podcast on the /comfy/ scale.

>>128817946
I think he fucked off, or is revving himself for one last autistic outburst.

>>128817657
>It's popular so it must be a good thing
>I have no argument so I'll strawman

Fuck off, pleb cunt. Watching sports is beta

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>Did you tell him to murder us?!

>>128817531

If the router thing doesn't solve it work maybe /g/ could help you out if you can put up with their shit flinging.

Not many yanks visit Brit/pol/ and say lad so i'd know who you are in future if it's not solved kek

>>128818340
>>128818350
Nevermind.
I'm going to bed, night lads.

>>128818340
hope for the best plan for the worst
>>128818350
i think it's probably best you stay away from sport, organised activity of any kind, and humanity in general you bitter little goblin. Literally no one holds the opinions you hold; you aren't smarter than western civilisation, no matter what your mummy tells you when she comes to pick you up from special needs rounders.

>>128818553

Night lad

XxX

>>128818553
night boss

>>128812290
I've been here like 5 years too. I feel like 4chan's "main board" changes a lot. Now that the election's over maybe we can all become bikefags on /n/

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>>128818553

Probably a sensible thing to do at near on 4am. Night lad.

>>128817395

>>128817395

Thanks lad I'll check that too - just reset my router so fingers crossed...

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i knew those stupid fucking headlines would back fire.

>>128818220
Yeah, I first heard of Forum Anglorum after I saw Mark's name as a guest on the show, so naturally I listened to it. And you're right, there was nothing as comfy as the Pleb Podcast, I'd load up Football Manager and grab a beer and relax on the weekend listening to it.

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got till it's gone?

>>128818037

Aye lad it is, and my American dream has just crashed and burned (thankfully) kek

>>128818886
Every site has its users backfire on it now and then. The pandering becomes so obvious that it's comical.

>>128818394

Thanks for the suggestion - the router thing worked. I have now changed back into a bong.

>>128818808
an election is no time for being sensible bud. although these are the quiet hours...maybe a quick nap before the breakfast appearances? tomorrow is going to be absurdly long

>>128818553

Night lad

>>128818683
>Literally no one holds the opinions you hold
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.
>You aren't smarter than western civilisation
So I am then...

>>128819023
ANGLO'd

UKIP shills fuck off. You don't know who you're messing with. This isn't a game. Your bullshit will cause right-wing seats to be lost.

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>>128818683

>special needs rounders

>>128819330

Kek - hope there's no blowback from the transition.

>>128815885
did LE investigate for these threats?

>>128819456
How was America mate? Where did you go to?

>>128819275
> it's my opinion that listening to music is bad because it is popular, but playing music at an amateur level is good because this somehow makes me less unremarkable.
>no one agrees with me because I am a genius and not an embarrassment
enough of this silliness, i'm going to have a snooze. goodnight.

>>128818886

Dopey labour voters said the same thing in 2015 and 2010 on the DM website.

>>128819145

Welcom back to the Empire lad

>Thanks for the suggestion - the router thing worked

But that was yours or Egons Idea lad, I just went the Indian helpline route and suggested cookies/cache kek

>>128819785
>Indian helpline route
lmao

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>>128818683
>special needs rounders.

What time should I start watching Thursday? Around 12 bong?

>>128819712

Sadly my trip was virtual - I would like to visit there in person one day though. I have had the pleasure of visiting family in your good land though.

>>128812018
As ever

>>128812449
sup civic nationalist!

>>128811890


We will have to start to ask the fuckig Queen to do something about Englands arab shariah law and muslim invasion and muslim terrorism invading and destroying her country great britain not songrwat now...... England....she has to say and do something before shebdiee otherwise her sons wont stop it....their mother princess diana is believed to have converted to shitslam before she was amashed to shit in a ar in paris.....so they probably have a thig for islam because their mother did. But we in England know the true royal family charles queen elizabeth despised dian and her islam obsession so theyre our only hope....fuck william and harry dont trust them.

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>>128818756

Gas the bikes etc.

I tend to just go on /tg/ now and escape.

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>>128819000
Hah, ain't that the truth. Same with myself but with a Total War or CKII or something of the ilk.

>>128819180

It is when you have to be up at the crack of noon tomorrow! Plus I need to be well rested for my pleasant stroll through a leafy village to the polling station attatched to the local church tomorrow and the subsequent all nighter 'avin a right giggle at the tantrums of the Comrade Corbyn cultists. Can't wait.

Anyhoo, night lads.

>>128819785

Thanks lad well it's nice to be back in the Empire. Weird thing with the router though - maybe there's some cookies or cache on there.

>>128812438
Based

>>128819997

Polling stations are open from 7am to 10pm GMT, so yeah 12 Bong GMT is a decent time I guess

Brit/pol/ should be pulling a decent all nighter, again

>>128820531

Night lad - enjoy your leafy stroll on the morrow.

>>128820129
Oh I see, sorry, I assumed your flag wouldn't change because you went there for a while. I'm shite with technology.

Nice to see you've been here, anywhere you like in particular? We get a lot of Bongs settle here in Queensland, which is great because there is a fish and chip shop round the corner from me which has directly led to me gaining absurd amounts of weight (deep-fried mars bars, which utter madman dreamt that one up?). Strangely enough I'm visiting family in Essex this weekend and will be staying for a month. I've never been anywhere outside of Essex and London before, any recommendations for a nice quiet day out somewhere in the English countryside? I don't mind a long car journey unless it's somewhere like Scotland, which would probably be too far desu.

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>>128811890
10:07
Jane Garvey (presenter) "They (Saudi Arabia) are also believed to have very strong funding links with groups like so called Islamic State"
Amber Rudd "Well we've managed to reduce that, the funding links, and make sure their influence where it's bad is going to be limited."
11:58
Amanda (member of public who phoned in) "Well I'm just astonished Amber Rudd has just admitted that Saudi Arabia fund ISIS."
Amber Rudd "No I have not!"
Jane Garvey "No she didn't actually. She didn't say that."
Amanda "She did. She said reduce. They're helping them reduce funding for ISIS."
Amber Rudd "No no there's no way. I'm so sorry. I have to correct that on the record. I have not said that."
Jane Garvey "I suggested that actually Amanda. But carry on Amber Rudd."
Amber Rudd "Well there was a time in the 80s when there were concerns about er Saudi Arabia funding mosques that has..that is not done anymore..."
Emily Thornberry "Well how do we know that? You won't publish the review."
This is referring to an 18 month old review into the funding of extremists. Amber Rudd then says it's one of a number of reviews and was never intended for publication.
"Gosh why not?" Someone responds. And another asks for it to be published and for us to have the difficult conversations as Theresa May promised. Jane Garvey then switches to asking about the threat level.
So... What do you think?
Link to audio source http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08sks3v

>>128820531
Patrician choice of vidya. Sleep tight, fella.

>>128820568

I don't think routers really store much in the way of cookies and that lad, maybe the router just needed a reboot to refresh somthing in it's gubbins or your ISPs end

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>I'm going to have to bleach my eyes.

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Diane BTFO

>>128821369
What's weird is Corbyn implied that Abbott has been sick for a while and may not be part of his Cabinet, which is fucking ridiculous damage control. So basically they were sending her out there knowing she wasn't well? That's the story they're going with? How dumb do they think people are?

>>128821279
How are the newer series? I've only watched the first few, but I hear the last series was not as good the rest.

>>128821597
They're basically all pretty good, some better than others, but it's inevitable that the tone of any series will change over the course of 10+ years of production.

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>>128817129
>Have a brew .

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>>128821369

>they actually called her Abbo

INB4 she sues for racism

>>128821073

It's ok - it was a weird glitch.

That's really weird as I live in Essex and my family members live in Queensland - small world kek.

The Essex countryside is quite flat by and large, but there's some nice coastal towns, and a visit to Essex wouldn't be complete without a trip to Southend. There is the option of London too in spite of the recent happenings as there's so much to see there, and it's only a hop on the train from Essex. Colchester is probably worth visiting too as it's a Roman town.

Slightly further afield, Cambridge is probably worth a visit, then there's some nice places in Kent: Broadstairs is a particular favourite of mine, and of course Canterbury. There may be some other Anons on here who could make further suggestions.

>>128821369
>The day the Queen found a four-foot black man hiding in her wardrobe

Fucking intrigued.

>>128821369
Nice work. Made me kek.

>>128821853
Charles was fucking it

>>128821732
Yeah, fair point.

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https://clyp.it/kif2kwfo

>>128821853

Trevor MacDonald is a bit of a pain in the arse these days.

>>128821256

Aye restarting/refreshing seems to do the trick mostly - took me a while to consider that option but we got there in the end. It didn't feel right posting with an American flag - caused me some cognitive dissonance.

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>>128817201
top favorite show 2bh

>>128821597
Felt like some of the characters and tropes are overspent but there they're worth watching

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>>128822225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbj480MpsI&t=3m02s

>>128821802
I lived just outside Southend as a boy (Rossi's ice-cream is pure magic) and Colchester Castle was my favourite place to go when I was little (definitely going back there when I return). Probably will be avoiding London, but Kent is a good call, I only went there a few times before, but never to Canterbury or Dover. Thanks for the suggestions mate, what a small world it is lol.

>>128822041
lmao

Theresa may wants to rip the human rights act, we all know how that ends. Vote anything but Tories.

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/pol/ is so shit these days. only brit/pol/ and happenings keep me coming here.

>>128811890
I'll be voting for Trump on thursday.

tfw Spoiled Trump votes get more than the Greens.

>>128816668
Literally the worse scene in the series. That and the kidnapping the husband later in that season

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>Stop actually rubbing my hands.

>>128822875
TRUMP SURGE

>>128811890
The Conservatives are going to win, our country is a joke.

>>128822822
Agreed, I exclusively use Brit/pol/ now, /pol/ really went downhill in late 2014 and died during the US election. We need a Corbynesque purge of redditors tbqh.

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>>128811890
>Gov't tracks edgy teenager yet ignores mudslimes raping kids.

Why are (((they))) doing this to us? The Holocaust wasn't even fucking real!

>>128822561

You're welcome mate - I know Southend very well as it's my usual swimming spot in the summer months. The water's about 10 degrees cooler than Surfer's Paradise, and we don't have those proper waves you get there as it's on the mouth of the Thames. I usually combine a cycle along the front with a swim and a few pints with a couple of mates - quite comfy when the weather is good. My sister's been in Oz since the late 80s, and it's sometimes crossed my mind to go out there for a longer period of time.

Rossi's is still there and well worth the visit. There's also some good restaurants in Southend.

Aye it's an amazingly small world kek.

NEW

>>128823625

>>128823625

>>128823625

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>>128823625

>>128823625

>>128823528
>The Holocaust wasn't even fucking real!
Nice try GCHQ, you ain't gonna get me this time.

>>128823634
Been good talking to you mate, it's nice to chat with someone here from Essex, I do get very nostalgic about the times I had there as a boy. Maybe we'll bump into eachother while I'm there you never know, I'm going to be staying in a house right on the sea-front and will probably be drinking with with my family at Old Leigh most days. Have a nice summer mate.

>>128822822
same, it's tedious as fuck since pol went mainstream

>>128823257
fuck yeah

MBGA

>>128811890
somebody needs to put this one next to the one where they let that group of women go for beating the white woman because they were Muslims and were drunk.

>>128816731

Browser plugins changing headers?

>>128825171

The router reset seemed to fix it but thanks for the suggestion lad.

>>128817129
>>128813693
>>128813625
>>128813553
why would anyone want to vote for a single issue party that became obsolete a year ago?

>>128827470

I have no idea. It blows my mind that people still think they are useful.