Why is Trump freaking out? What is he hiding?

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.

I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.

My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis flaccid so we gave up.

Anyways, we cannot let trump have the nuclear codes.

Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:24:37 Post No.128809827
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Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:24:37 Post No.128809827 [Report]

>>128809335
its finally, really, truly, HAPPENING!!!

DRUMPT going down!!!

Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:27:08 Post No.128810086
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Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:27:08 Post No.128810086 [Report]

>>128806751
He might not be freaking out over Comey but over the 'ineffectiveness' of his administration which is actually caused by himself.

Either that or hes freaking out because his twitter rant this morning only just threaten all US air operations in the entire middle east.... lets hope Qutar is forgiving otherwise US Syrian anti-isis operations are going to get real complicated

Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:27:30 Post No.128810126
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Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:27:30 Post No.128810126 [Report]

Blumpft btfo! it's a
only Tuesday but he's acting like it's Thursday! He'll never make it to Saturday! does blumpfty wumpfty want a widdle long weekend to play golfy bye-byes? awwvpoor snuckumpuss don't worry sweetie pie I'll get you two scoops more than everyone else as a big happy boy reward if you're a good little blumpy blump puddin pie

Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:34:25 Post No.128810866
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Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:34:25 Post No.128810866 [Report]

>>128810126
its finally, really, truly, HAPPENING!!!

DRUMPT going down!!!

Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:36:24 Post No.128811106
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Anonymous 2017-06-07 01:36:24 Post No.128811106 [Report]

I used to be on board with Trump until his escalator, but now I can't. But in all seriousness we can't let him have the nuclear codes.

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