/CPD/ Real Adam Hours Edition

Good morning, Adam

>>128806402

What won't male black do tonight?

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Keys checked

>struck by a car.

>>128806865

That's a pretty awesome assault ramp they have there.

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Who /312/ here?

>4 spics tagging
dispatch cracking up

>>128807681

I have family in Plainfield. No niggers, it's nice and white.

>>128806402
yessss time to get /comfy/ I need this thread tonight Roberts

>captcha: 30850 ADAM

>>128806402
Did I just hear "size seven and chunky"?

>5'7" and chunky
CHUNKY

>male white passed out by the fence

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>"Just shot a Jimmy Johns delivery guy... with the fireworks."

>>128808413
THICC
H
I
C
C

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>>128808413

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>try to cash your fraudulent check
>call the police when they refuse

>body snatcher notice

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>>128808776
>wut choo mean I aint Thaddeus Schumacher III ?

damnit adam

Did I hear that right? Adam is still trying to take lunch? These boys must get some wicked OT.

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>brush fiyah

IN THE REAR

>>128809185
tired, hangry and armed. what a way to be.

>about to fight someone has a hammer

>a ginger refusing to leave the location

>threatening burn down homeless males tent under the viaduct
bitch

this thread is already at pavement inspector. pls don't make us call in the body removal.

>>128811305
>Chiraq
>No body snatchers

What magic is that, Robert?

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>>128811305

It's only a matter of time before the meat wagon is called. The only question is that if it will happen before Real Robert Hours?

http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
Threadly reminder to back the blue.

>>128811537
>>128811572
I meant that I hope this thread doesn't 404.
I also hope all the violence is comedy tier tonight.

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>>128811537
Sheeiitt, no way body snatcher won't bag a few

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>>128811812
>tfw when your plate carrier is better than most of /CPD/

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>>128809724
>someone has a hammer

>>128811826

Holy shit there is so much garbage being posted to this board. Do the mods even exist?

>>128811826

Hopefully more anons join in. It get's better a little later on but right now it's a diarrhea storm on /pol/.

>>128812443
well put, sir.
I suppose it is a little early for much action.
But these threads are so comfy that I get
impatient

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Afternoon Roberts, Checking in to wait for male black to take on the city

>>128812443
So true...scanned through the entire catalog and only found 2 threads of interest.

Aww Shheeiitt
>pants down on the Red Line

>>128812712

Everyother thread is some half naked or naked chick with some shitty post half related to politics. It almost looks like /b/.

>>128812788
There's our guy Count...how are you Robert? Good to see you.

>>128812840
I thought that was how you were supposed to
ride the red line.

>>128812169
>>128811826
Too many false flag happening threads. It's like a CNN broadcast; full of bullshit to slide threads.
Mods are compromised and are only concerned with their shekels.
Come here for some /comfy/ time but had to wade through the shit.

Did I miss anything good Roberts?

>>128813097
glad to see that you made it anon.
I too weep for the quality control on
this board

>>128813381
Pantsless train ride

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>>128812840

I'm prettying this happens at least once a night on the red line.

>>128812965
>>128813472
what a way to air out yo' junk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc

I missed it; what is happening on South Campbell in the garage?

>>128807479
What's pavement inspector?

>>128813472
Stay classy Chicago

>>128813962
Person face down on the ground

>>128807681
Was 312 then 708 years ago. Now 618 thankfully. Still have family in Chicago stlll though.

>>128813962
this yes
>>128814101

>>128813962
passed out
face down

>>128813962
Damn.

>>128814045
>Yfw its a performance art installation

64 degrees and clear in Chicago tonight; should be a hoodie night.

Shootout time

Sup niggers

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not been in the threads about a week now, any golden ones i missed roberts?

Awww yee
back on the front page
CHECK YOUR KEYS

815 checking in you niggers

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Nothing further on the taggers

Black hoodie with a gun

>>128814903
ban assault sweaters

>>128813759
AYYYYY

>>128814903
Why do they always have a hoodie

>>128812911
Thanks to reddit and the election, /pol/ pretty much is the new /b/ except nobody even tries to lurk and nobody calls out the hordes of newfags and willingly spoonfeeds them. We need our elitism back.

>>128814691
A tranny got beat down at the gas station over the weekend

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>>128815117

Probably to conceal guns/other weapons. Have drugs in the front pocket to make it easy to access for selling.

>>128815117
conservation of core body temperature is important anon

>>128815450
Dese niggas ice cold

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>>128815347
nice

Black guy beating a door down. Not in my neighborhood

>>128815576
Ice cold sippin the lean an smokin on a o block coon pack namsayin? Getcho clout up lil nigga

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>>128815415
Robert will get him

>>128815347
was it trying to fuel up a car, or sucking dick for pocket change? Inquiring minds want to know.

>>128815251
ehh give it like 3-4 years and /pol/ will die down hopefully and go back to normal
>atleast we got high post numbers

K..keep me posted

>someone narking on a pothead in his house

Probably the least serious crime being committed in the entire city currently

>>128816037
>someone narking on a pothead in his house
>Probably the least serious crime being committed in the entire city currently
LOL heard that and shook my head

>>128815900
There's hardly any comfy threads about unconventional topics like these, just people screaming shill and ducking trump cock, it's sad

>>128816316
Welcome to modern political discourse.
SUCK IT OR DUCK IT MAGA

>>128815890
Not sure. Tranny was jumped and beat up by 3 male blacks

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>Running on foot.
As opposed to running on his hands. Pic related

>>128816563
shameful lack of tolerance

They invaded the beach again this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9kz9XaW_xE

>>128816316
This is the best thread on /pol/. They need to give us our own /cpd/ board already.

>>128817225
New Blues Brothers movie???

>>128817330
It would be interesting to see a police scanner board with different cities and different nationalities represented.

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If only I can get clearer action shot at night. Evening Roberts.

>>128817755
>cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

>>128817755
evening pic robert

I wonder what a military /cpd/ would look like.
I remember some of the radio chatter being amusing in the extreme.

Univision parked in front of the 9th District station. What are the illegals bitching about now....

>>128818699

Do MPs commute over radio like this?

>>128818904
I can't speak for MP's but guard towers and patrols sure do.

>>128818904
Military radio discipline is paramount.

Is this a damn bird on the radio? What is this? Police Academy?

>>128819296
you would think so

>male throwing water at caller
>he can be heard in the background saying she hit him first

>>128819419
Some Robert fucking around

>>128819446
We couldn't fuck around in the Navy. There was no /bantz/. You fuck up, it the galley for you.

>>128819296
There was a time many moons ago in Afghanistan when I had to describe two donkeys fucking over the radio because they had been reported as possible enemy movement.

>>128819593
I was in the Seabees, So that was slightly relaxed

>>128819604
imagin those guys that caught the IPs in Iraq on thermals fucking that poor donkey and calling it up to the SOG.

Today is depression day

>>128819604
>I don't know what the radio protocol is for two donkeys fucking sir.....

>>128819905
Why so down Italanon?

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>>128819604
Donkeys fucking, could be Taliban. Checks out.

>>128819905
I'm sure some of the good people of Chicongo have already pissed away their free money from the state and they have to wait 4 more weeks for that next handout.

>>128820053
Hey, it wasn't Thursday. It was suspicious as hell.

>>128819604
Are you sure it was in Afghanistan?

>>128819547

The most innocent form of coonery

>>128820163
I am quite sure it was Afghanistan.

>>128820147
>it wasn't Thursday
Happy Fire? Yep, it's Thursday.

>knocked out 2 support beams for a back porch

>>128820019
I was just saying because there were a lot of people threatening suicide today on the radio.

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check those keys!

>>128820289
coonery or construction
YOU MAKE THE CALL

>>128820275
I take it you have seen the elephant in Afghanistan anon?

>>128820527
no, Iraq. Every Thursday was wedding day. someone had our counter battery radar set up wrong and they put counter battery onto a wedding. Nobody knew untill someone got out there to do the BDA.

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>>128820275
It was Wednesday.

>>128820805
In Afghanistan it was a bit different.
Thursday was known as MAN LOVE THURSDAY
when you could only separate the men from the boys with a crowbar.

>>128819604
My brother had pretty much the same thing happen only it was a afghan and a goat instead of donkeys.

>>128821039
keksville
STANDARD OPERATIONS

>>128821111

Do they really fuck goats and other animals that often ? I've seen some live leak videos but didn't think it was that common. I knew about man love Thursday though.

>>128821521
the younger kids tend to.
at least where I was in the far east border area.
it was whiskey tango foxtrot tier

>>128821521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

>>128821818
>VICE video
Hooktubed that for you, it's like archive.is for youtube. Just edit the domain in the url.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

>>128806823
>What won't male black do tonight?
Be present on a legitimate payroll.

>>128821829

This bot is awesome

>>128821842

Some might be police informants.

>ex girlfriend threw wax on his face

>>128822735
>negress hair laden wax as a weapon

>>128821842
Read to his kids.

Not many Roberts on tonight.

>>128823404
>The Lil nigga who Dindu nuffin

>male black yells at clerk
>gets mad and takes off his shirt
>leaves and begins shouting down girls nearby

>>128821842
Get a visit from his baby momma, Visitation hours ended at 8:30

>http://archive.is/fmpVe

>group of people playing loud music
>front yard gathering and drinking
>10:47pm on Tuesday

>>128824750
not like they got to work tomorrow

>>128825219
I wish I had to work tomorrow.

Robert is in service.

>>128825590

Kek I wouldn't be so sure about that. I have to be up in about 6 hours yet here I am.

>large group of male blacks causing trouble and drinking

Looks like Robert hasn't made it to nog party yet

Anything crazy happen today Roberts?

I missed briefing.

>brick & sticks

So what's robert mean? I'm new to these threads but damn they're great

>>128827524
Robert is the unit designation for every night shift cop in Chiraq.

>>128827524
Robert is the hero who fights every night against Male Black

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evening, Roberts

>>128827669
Damn, I would not want that job but cheers to those guys

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/cpd/ night

>7 foot tall male black

>1414 Robbert
Would you see them live in concert, /cpd/?

>7 feet
>oh boy
l-lewd

>oh boy

7 feet? Oh boy...

>>128806402
Back again Roberts, how's my city treating your ears?

Got a runner

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>FOOT CHASE
FOOT CHASE
>FOOT CHASE
FOOT CHASE
>FOOT CHASE
FOOT CHASE
>FOOT CHASE
FOOT CHASE

Male black sounds busy.

>>128827766
>7766
Cheers indeed.

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>male lying in the middle of the street
>having a hard time getting up

>someone trying to steal tires off of a Sabre
kek

Looks like the trolls are out boys. Under the bridge, lighting fires and being loud.

>garbage can on fire

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>845 Lawndale
>40 year old female falling down, possibly on drugs

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>corner of Lemoine (?) and Spalding
>male with a gun in a truck
>gang activity
>5 other males
this could get good...

>boyfriend just beat her up
>33 years old male black

>>128817330
Ten four, they def should give a board for police scanners a spin. What are some other cities that would be as fun as chicongo to follow?

>>128832073
Didn't catch the first street name, but it's Spaulding.

>>128832237
Can't think of any cause Chicago is large so lots of crimes but also one of the poorest so lots of crazy crimes

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>>128832254
I was wondering if I got that right. thanks Robert

>>128832529
Glad to help, this city has tons of different street names.

who is male, black

>>128832237
Berlin, Paris, Stockholm, London.

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>>128812169

The board has massively gown downhill in quality recently. Pic related probably has a lot to do with it.

I'd be afraid too if I was stranded in flip flops

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FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>Boyfriend's boyfriend roommate's friend

I pity the fool!

Wtf, someone quoted Mr. T.

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>I pity the fool
XD

>Gonna go...Uh...Qualify with our....-weapons-

>weapon qualification
>Sassy: "Ooh, good luck."
Gotta love Sassy.

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>doing a weapons qualification at 12:33 A.M.

>>128832700
MALE BLACK is the Joker to Robert's Batman. He, along FEMALE BLACK and MALE HIS PANIC commit the vast majority of felonies in the Chicongo warzone. Robert tries his best to curtail the villain's reign of terror, but like the killer in every slasher movie ever, MALE BLACK can be anywhere at any time, ready to claim his next victim.
The lycra-wearing late night jogger? MALE BLACK is waiting behind the next lamppost.
The security guard who's one day from retirement? Guess who's come for a little after-hours shopping.
A woman hears footsteps as the searches for her keys in a deserted parking lot? MALE BLACK. Every. Damn. Time.

Quiet night so far?

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That soft voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tw9FwYhTiM

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>>128834501
yeah - mostly just druggies, some attempted thefts, some battery, a dude with a gun. nothing too major

>>128832237
Detroit, Los Angeles, St Louis, basically any city where male black is known to be a menace.

>>128834501
just a bunch of big ol black bucks strutting around trying to fight garbage cans & drop seed

>>128835403
It's better that way.

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>FOUR TO FIVE
>FOUR TO FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>person shot?
>car jacking

40" blades on that Impala?

>car shot up

>male refuses to leave the ER

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any calls for the wagon tonight? i was a bit late getting in. btw heyjackass has some pretty funny commentary. I wonder if those guys get paid somehow to compile that data and organize it.

Got shit to do later so turning in. Good night, Roberts.

>recording music video on the corner...

>Male blacks recording a music video on the corner, nothing further

>>128834400
TFW your local range isn't open 24/7

>>128840155
Gotta drop this mix tape soon, Ray Ray and the boyz gotta dodge that gunfire so them bitchez can twerk that shit out on Diversy

>>128840626
nah man, that's old school
modern times is having a bunch of instagram previews

>>128840731
Sheeeeeiiiit we just gonna take a bunch of pictures and set that shit to music niqqa

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this thread is the shit. we need additional ambient music though. Def 80's synthwave. I need the Miami Vice feel.

>>128842854
here's a nice one
https://soundcloud.com/crockettofficial/sets/songs-for-the-forgotten

is male black still on the loose?

>>128843435
Day or night, sun or rain, male black is always on the loose. But alas most people have gone to bed by now since the clock's about to hit 4 AM EST. Sorry Denmark.

Heard what sounded like a single 9mm shot north of the South loop.

>>128844945
Well, just came over a couple dindus with a gun robbing due east of where I heard the shot.

LIFE SUPPORT INCOMING

someone give me a quick rundown

>>128849815
>>Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
>>In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
>>can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
>>Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
>>Own prisons & cemetaries globally
>>Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
>>Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>>All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
>>The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>>Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
>>They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
>>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>>They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
>>Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
>>The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>>In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

>two female his panic having a knife fight, baby lying in the grass.

late robert hours poetry

>>128851729

Bamp

>>128856312
No point in bumping, it's early morning so male black will settle down in most areas.

>>128857710

Male Black never sleeps in Chicongo

>>128858060
*Settles down*
Not sleep. The peak crime hours are over, after that all the violent stuff only happen in major shitholes like Englewood or Fuller Park.

>>128858325

Male Black shall return tomorrow night at full strength, for at least as long as Rahm rules.

Nigs knife fighting

Sex in the car.... Also "shag" the homeless guy. Kek!

faggot liberal mod banned me because it is a fucking fag

>>128859849
Enjoy new ban

>>128859849

Reminder that he does it for zero financial compensation