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Michael Moore already being trolled with his faggy Trumpilekas

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>Fat ass asked people to "leak" him dirty Trump info. https://michaelmoore.com/TrumpiLeaks/

>The obvious ensues.

>Pic related

GET ON THIS YOU LAZY FUCKS
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>>128802848
I have verified that Monk Logic is sound
>https://michaelmoore com/TrumpiLeaks
https://archive.is/w8M1I
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Heh
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>>128802848
Heh
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>>128802848
This is mine
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>>128802848
Bump
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>>128804025
>tfw the clintons murder you for this
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You guys need to try harder. schedule meetings, arrange to talk at later times for security reasons. etc, you need to really lead this fat ass on, make him think he's on the verge of a big breakthrough or something.
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>>128804025
They've reopened the Clinton investigation. Winner printed out classified information and gave it to people without clearance -- Clinton had Huma Abedin and her fucking maid print out classified material. Winner will get life in prison, they will use Winner's case to bury Clinton.
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>>128804326
omg. THIS. "Michael i can't give you my name, but I am a russian american "nobody," without telling anyone we spoke, I can arrange a safe line for me to you in approximately 5 hours. I have important information regarding Trump and his connection to a "friend" of mine. Can you make yourself available?"
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Someone send him leaks on diets.

Judging by his preferred and chosen body type, Atkins would work fine.
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>>128802848
bump
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>>128804326
yeah, i want to see him chase down stories that are similar to pissgate
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>>128802848
>robbery gone wrong
>implying robbers would steal his wallet, phone, and watch after the robbery goes wrong so they could be easily arrested for murder

Is this the "proof" /pol/tards have been clinging on to for so many shitposts?
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>>128804772
Bad cover, the libs won't expect a russian spy to leak, they'd expect CIA/FBI to leak (because they've built up this baloney narrative that the FBI has evidence on Trump)

Which is utterly hypocritical, since during the elections the libs were harping on Trump for congratulating the hacker who leaked DNC corruption.

We should pull the same game on them publicly, make it seem like they are encouraging breaches in US security. Which is exactly what they are doing. Isn't that illegal btw?
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>>128804958
His WalkWithMe page on the site has a paragraph about how he doesn't want to lose weight and complains about skinny people just wanting fat ppl to look like them.
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>>128805376
How does a robbery go wrong if u never were ready to kill him in the first place?
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>>128804326
This. Don't overcook it or he'll just shut the whole thing down before we get him with something REALLY juicy.

Hell, let's go whole hog and see if we can get him to do something he might actually get charged with like agreeing to commit espionage or something.
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>>128805251
>>128804326
would Michael lose weight or his mind first?
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>>128805376
>two niggers didn't want to kill a drunk manlet, but he overpowered them and forced them to use the gun.
>taking the money from the wallet and dumping it in a landfill somewhere is too complex for niggers, but they are smart enough not to take the thing they came for in the first place lest it incriminate them.
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>>128805481
I like the way you're thinking but don't you think it would be even better to go with something that's not on the radar. Like maybe string him on with Arab leaks. Something that ties him into a longterm relationship with the Saudi Royal family for example.
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>>128805544
someone tell him that if he fucking loses one pound of fat, his whole family will be raped. tell him he MUST gain at least twenty pounds by christmas to be in the clear himself, that there are people who cannot sexually control themselves around him.
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>>128802848
This is gold. bump
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>>128802848
This is a thinly veiled ad for his le drumpf film, will be fun to watch him flush his career down the shitter mind you. How can you spend an hour and half embellishing unsubstantiated claims?
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>>128802848
Fucking ten thousand Keks
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>>128802848
I just sent him a picture of muh dick.
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>>128804744
I fucking hope so but they dont need a precident to jail Hillary
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>>128802848
We should get /b/ on this also.
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>>128805712
The robbery goes wrong because home invaders don't go into your house with the purpose of killing people, they go after your goods.

A 'simple' crime with a relatively low sentence then escalates into a 25 to life sentence.

>>128805867
>implying home invaders go after people's wallets

Moreover, since you're claiming they were stupid, it makes sense they panicked out after killing the guy and all they did was run away from the crime scene.

>poltard internet detective theories are hanging onto a thin thread sustained by a nigger's intelligence

Those sure seem like some mad detective skills
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Did my part faggots
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>>128806775
6/10 needs a smoother transition from serious to troll we need to waste his time remeber?
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>>128802848
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in New York the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen ice cream tubs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the tub and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>128807325
10/10
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>giving this fat kike attention
Now here comes the cycle WAHH antisemites trolling me I'm a victim WAHH
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>>128806620
Except they robbed him out side alone and didn't even take the bills in his wallet.....

If you dident already prepare for the possibility you were going to kill him you would not put bullets in the gun and it would not even be armed robbery to go along with ur cuck logic of a smart criminal. This undebatable
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>>128806620
You keep calling it home invaders....
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>>128802848

Guess I'll dust off this one.

I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..
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>>128807325
its been a while
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Did Michael Moore ever let those refugees move in to his spare bedrooms?
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>>128808885
Maybe they thought they were ready to kill him but in reality they were not? Maybe they didn't kill anyone before so they got panicked as soon as he got shot?

Like I said, this entire conspiracy theory is loosely hanging onto a very thin thread on assumptions about the intelligence of niggers, paired with your biases against the DNC.

It's bullshit and make-believe, of course no one raises an ounce of skepticism because you're all hardcore trumpfags
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>be DNC staffer beaner and friend
>podestia the molesta emails about making an example of DNC leaker
>robbing DNC leaker at gunpoint
>excecute them instead and don't take anything
>fuckup big-time, DNC leaker lives to redpill everyone at the hospital
>die the next day in a car accident eith your accomplice
Its actually the most shitty nigger tier crime I can't believe these stupid faggots are the organized crime puppets for the alphabets what a bunch of incompetent goobers.
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>>128809209
Yes. He ate them
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>>128807325
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>>128809340
You mean your entire logic and attempt at side step was just btfo and now your crying about bias.....

You fucking thought they were home invaders for Christ sake

Hahahaahhahha
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>>128809131
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Well well, looks like operation Diet Coke has begun
COMMENCE THE KEKS
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>>128809131
sent this to him to do my part.
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>>128809553
Isn't a home invader the same as a robber? How was I BTFO dumbass?

Your entire conspiracy theory hangs from assumptions about a nigger's intelligence, lmao.
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>>128802848
Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. Meanwhile my face carries the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.

You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.
I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

Me and my friends in the FSB have just printed out your message. We're gonna hang it above the fireplace so that it can bring us endless laughs. Not that you would understand what having friends is like. As I write this post, while composing my latest novel in the background [did I mention I'm a prize-winning author? and you're what? a diabetic "film" maker? hahaha], it occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it.

You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Now he gone! Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of your phone as soon as I post this.

[ ] Putin gon give it to ya
[ ] Putin is giving it to ya
[X] Putin gave it to ya


[X] Hacked
[ ] Not hacked
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>>128807325
true if not untrue
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>>128809736
A home invader is not the same cuck some robbers never invade homes... You literally called these specific robbers invaders multiple times.... Mine as well call them hitmen since it's the same as a murderer

Your immediate skepticism obviously without knowing the story is proof your the only one bias here lol
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>>128804025
As James Comey put it, they saw no evidence of ill.intent.
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>>128809736
>Isn't a home invader the same as a robber?
only if you are at home. seth rich was on the street when he was robbed how was his home invaded?
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Is he really taking leaks through a fucking cellphone network? As if the DHS/NSA/FBI/CIA/etc. aren't going to be able to easily track that shit?

What an absolute mong. Anyone with a working brain would just use WikiLeaks due to their professionalism and pedigree.
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>>128809131
>vase of broccoli

I think I may have shat myself
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>>128809736
Tacit man.
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>>128809736
>>128809736
>Your entire conspiracy theory hangs from assumptions about a nigger's intelligence, lmao.
then why was every single white murder in that area solved, exvept seth rich? it wasnt niggers, nigger
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>>128805376
I think the people who post that shit have never killed someone before. The first time a person kills someone you never know what they're going to do after.
In my first firefight I fucking fired my entire magazine at some hadji and didn't move for cover, didn't reload, just stood there until my fire team leader pulled me to cover.
People do strange shit and maybe the robber forgot to rob after he killed him. It's 100% feasible in my mind.
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>>128802848
someone send him this pic.
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>>128809381
I like Michael Moore now.
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>>128805944
kek
double 44's confirm
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>>128806775

Great, now all the Libtards know about Protonmail.

Why is everything cool eventually found by hipsters? Now what do I use?
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I just texted him what should I say any ideas
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>>128811784
great deal on slimfast
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>>128811784
ask him if he's just bulking
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Here is what one of you does you motherfuckers
>have information
>work with trump
>shoop pictures of you with bannon as evidence
>afraid to disclose
>I need to meet in person, I understand that you cant trust me yet, what can I do
>how about I dead drop the information at xxyy, ill be driving xxyy
>fuckin burn your car down and flee near the site
>let libshits flip out
>"who is this guy"
>then you show up
>get media spot
>"who are you"
>explain seth rich story, details, etc, without saying seth rich
>go into conspiracy about why "they" want you dead
>"who am i? I am seth rich"
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>>128811784
tell him that trump and the russians are trying to hack your vibrating anal plug with Morse code.
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>>128812103

>h-he told me i-it was gon-na be h-hyuge
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>>128810903
MOS faggot?

68w here
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>>128810654
Are you surprised???
>Hillary had her server in a closet off the bathroom, wide open access to anyone...
>DNC Podesta phished, gave up access to DNC servers...
These are glorious times to live in...
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>>128802848
Who has the one where trump throws Obama's doll, soaked in FSB hooker urine, from Trump tower into a moving dump truck?
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>>128812342
2111
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>>128812659
>hrc & fecal
do share
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>>128807325
"Infetterence" is a perfectly cromulent word.
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we should make it a physical goosechase, like "i am stationed outside of tokyo and can only meet in person because my employers monitor everything. meet me at the bagel shop outside tokyo international airport at 8pm"
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>>128809131
this one makes me laugh so hard I snort
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why hasn't anyone mentioned this yet?

https://michaelmoore.com/trumpileaks

400mb image of himself? any ideas?
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>>128816694
I have verified that Monk Logic is sound
>https://michaelmoore com/trumpileaks
https://archive.is/w8M1I
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>>128812084
yes.
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>>128812084
>"This story is almost too much to believe"
>"What is your name young man?"
>Who am I?
>It's not about who I am now but who I was
>and who I no longer am
>the man that I used to be and am no longer
>"What do you mean? What was his name-this man you speak of?"
>His Name Was Seth Rich
>smupgpepe.jpg
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>>128812084
this
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lmao ok I'm gunna do one said here still thinking though. yes I am a samsung fag
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bamp
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>>128802848
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>>128812342
>>128810903

Thank you for service in removing Kebab Anons
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>>128802854
You're the hero we need.
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>>128821757
wtf is this psychic gestalt cult shit
I swear Americans thanking soldiers is on the same level as Nazis in film thanking the fuhrer

Is this a thing else where in the world?
Is my country crazy for not heiling the flag every morning?
Is my country batshit for not getting on our knees and wailing "NOT WORTHY" whenever a soldier walks in the room?

Fucking hell. I hope I never get sent to the US on training deployment or some shit if they actually treat soldiers like this.
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>>128802848
Troll the fuck out of that fat faggot lol
shit like this is why I keep coming back to /pol/
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>>128816694
Tell him you're an insider with a leaked conversation between Trump and Putin, then send him this
https://youtu.be/KjAF7D4l91M
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>>128802848
heh
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Could it be possible to convince him that the Bogdanoff twins are using trump as a puppet moore is already at the point of believing/blaming everything
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>>128816694

furry gay porn
nazi shyt
some enormous file of Trump
a dick image folder
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>>128822575
Almost everyone in America has relatives or friends or well-liked relatives of friends in a military branch. Outside of the Coastal Cuck Containment Centers most people are quite patriotic.
To your other questions, only in places where people actually like their country, yes, and I wasn't aware you had a military, I just assumed you bent over and took whatever anyone was going to give.
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>>128805376
>>128810903
>hillary clinton emails are leaked
>DNC dies in "robbery gone wrong"
>shortly after Julian Assange heavily implies Seth was the leaker
>turns Seth died in the hospital
>cops with cameras are there but footage goes missing
>pic related happens

OH I'M SURE IT WAS ALL A COINCIDENCE
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>>128820361
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>>128807325
Not going to lie, former Trump supporter here. It is hilarious to watch him crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.
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>>128805376
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>>128816694
He wants to get his hands on our webm folders damnit
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>>128804772
Should set up bots to shill script him similar to shareblue but asking him about why he did columbine and shit like that and have them hitting him constantly at random intervals; itd add pressure to the whole thing and confuse him even more.
>like prepping a fatass turkey for the deeper psyops, call it fry-ops
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>>128816694
Send him the webm of that freak show bathing in poop. Or thst video of all the Asian chicks taking a dump. Tell him that it's part of Trump's private films, and that when he goes to Chynuh, he pays women to poop on film. Just keep sending him shit videos, because M.M. is pure shit.
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>>128804958
>Someone send him leaks on diets.

top kek
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>>128804152
Tip top kek
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>>128807325
I giggled anon 9/10
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>>128810289
Ill intent isn't required by the law, only action.
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>>128809736

If I were paying you to do this I'd want my money back.
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>>128810043
needs "a nothing personal, kid" in there somewhere.

but other than that solid 8/10
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>>128824419
>patriotic
>celebrating official bullies
Really thanks you mink
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>>128828871
8 years, antifag.
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>128829498
doan sbend allubit in one blace :----DDDD
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>>128816694
Any of you autists have 400 mb of trap porn?
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>>128807325
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>>128805825
He's saving it for his pound of flesh thing. He thinks he's out smarting someone, but he will learn that fat != flesh.
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>>128804152
Will they kill Michael Moore too?
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>>128830801
I hope so
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Gentlemen - I shit you not, we have before us Troll Valhalla.

Any lawfags here? Here's a thought- Michael Moore's production co made an anti-Bush film (Farenheit 9/22) which blamed Bush and the Saudis for 9/11 while strangely avoiding significant evidence of Israeli involvment.

That film was not suppressed as 'electioneering'.

Ah, but then Citizens United made an anti-Hillary documentary and the ruling that the 1st Amendment did not allow the government to censor (selectively!!) political speech just because a legal corporate entity was formed to do it... made him shit a chicken.

Why dont other people have the speech rights he does?
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>>128806212
Dicks out for harambe
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>>128807325
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>>128810289
Don't the leakers usually have nonill/good intent too?
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>>128804025
Hillary knows what you did.
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Quick, someone tell him they have a direct phone number to one of Trump's Russian contacts and give him the number to weight watchers.
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How do we convince him that this child holds the secret to the deep government.
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>>128805376
Obviously none of you have performed a stick up; wallet is only valuable asset, and only for a few hours. No one (well, rarely) under 50 wears valuable watches, and a phone just gives your location away quickly.
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>>128824841
hownew.ru or shareblue shill
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>>128807325
Damaging if true
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>>128809131
top
kek
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>>128805770
>Hell, let's go whole hog and see if we can get him to do something he might actually get charged with like agreeing to commit espionage or something.

THIS
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>>128833378
...man it's always embarrassing when someone makes fun of another for being "new" while ousting themselves as new instead. This is a copypasta you newfag.
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>>128802848
How is Michael Moore still alive?
It looks like his body is melting and he's turning into a blob.
When will his arteries finally clog and off him?
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>>128807325
who was the original copypasta about? does anyone know?
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>>128805376
If Russians hacked Hillary's emails then why did she destroy the evidence with a hammer
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>>128833378
You're too young for this website, get out while you still can newfag
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>>128807325
A US official speaking on the condition of anonymity saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in New York the other day. He told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but he didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

According to sources, Trump said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

According to someone familiar with his thinking, the US official was taken aback, and all he could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting him off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of his face. The US official walked away and continued with his shopping, and he heard him chuckle as I walked off. When he came to pay for his stuff up front he saw him allegedly trying to walk out the doors with like two ice scream scoops in his cone without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the tub and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Damaging if true
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>>128810903
>In my first firefight I fucking fired my entire magazine at some hadji and didn't move for cover, didn't reload, just stood there until my fire team leader pulled me to cover.

How come sissies that can't handle killing people join the army? Fucking pussies.
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>>128833759
Flying Lotus then Ryan Gosling then took off from there
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>>128807325
>>128807325

You guys are fucking retarded newfags if you this is true.

The same basic plot of the story is old, used before by different people.
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>>128834131
K newfag
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>>128805376
I don't know how robberies go down there in Mexico but in the States muggings don't open with shooting someone in the back. That kind of alerts everyone that something bad has happened.
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>>128822575
Respect for your armed forces is even more important than respect for your leaders you stupid shit. That's why we're the #1 military presence on Earth and you're some sheepshagging irrelevant island off in the corner that everyone mistakes for Australia.
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>>128834513
>American military
>a good thing
Sasuga Anon-Chan.
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>>128834024
Wrong. It was Tom Brady
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>>128802848
lol wants to know why all the things taken in a robbery gone right or still there for a robbery gone wrong
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>>128834897
>t. cuck
What is a nation without its armed forces? Regardless of whether or not you agree with conflicts the politicians get the soldiers into (there are several I disagree with), the soldiers are worthy of your respect.

Our military might is such that we will likely never fear an invasion of our soil. You can thank the soldiers for making that so.
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>>128829888
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>>128805481
>libs think that some faggot at the FBI has meticulously crafted a case against Trump using carefully considered and vetted evidence
>libs think said FBI agent would leak to them now, and not 6 months ago? A year? 2 years?

Both of these counts are fucking hilarious. Trump's enemies hate him so much, on such a visceral level, they can't even keep their composure when thinking about him. They sell every bad rumor as the definitive final nail in Trump's coffin, without doing a hint of research beforehand.

They honestly expect me to think there is one person in any federal agency who is both a) against Trump and b) a rational adult who would patiently gather evidence as a starting point to an airtight case compiled over months of evidence gathering, rather than treating any piece of juicy gossip as a clickbait headline they can pass off to Anderson Cooper before going home to rest easy that night because they made a positive difference in the world? Tippity top kek.
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>>128833378
welcome to /pol/ newfriend. drink deep
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No way this guy has ever gotten laid. 0% chance.
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Lock Moore and Olbermann in a room and blast audio of Trump rallies.
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>>128802848
Good job! Is signal available for computer?
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>>128802848
I'm getting a max size of gay porn pics to upload
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>>128810903
Hopefully that hadji was the first of many for you good sir.
Rest assured you've made the world a better and safer place.
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>>128804958
>2017
>not being a fat acceptance ally
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I made a craigslist add with his #
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>>128802848
So you guys are gonna Ebola Monkey Man a Coca-Cola Junkie Man?
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>>128802848


>MFW the term "Trumpileaks" is used unironically
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>>128838632
topfugginkek
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>>128804326
Someone make up a new Pissgate story and "leak" it to Jabba the Hutt.

Whats the bet the faggot takes it all the way to CNN?
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>>128838632
doing gods work anon
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>>128802848
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>>128836361
>>128833820
>>128833697
>falling for bait
lmao
>inb4 I feel for your bait
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>>128824863
did the black people do anything relevant
also why do most of those pics look like mugshots
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>>128805376
Welcome new friend. Do try and actually read important threads from now on. It'll help you look like less of a nigger
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>>128809736
This poster is an actual shill.
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Give him no mercy, anons. Deliver only your greatest shitposts. Let's make this fat fuck regret he ever opened his fat mouth.
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>>128841527
>why do most of those pics looks like mugshots?
You know why
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>>128809736
Is it true Mexicans eat candy with lead in it?
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>>128842907
You say it like its a bad thing.
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>>128811683
>Protonmail, developed by (((CERN))) and servers in (((Switzerland)))
>Cool
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>>128843157
It is.
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>>128805796
Why would you put it back into her mouth after you already got your nut off? Come on.
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posted this in another thread.
hopefully a guaranteed answer, will post replies.
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>>128805712

It's a 211 don't make it a 187.
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>>128843388
it's delicious bro
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>>128843996
>The harmful effects of lead poisoning on children are well-documented, but new research suggests that the danger is more widespread than ever imagined, and that exposure to levels currently deemed safe can lower children's IQ scores.
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>>128811076
Flat Fatty didnt get as popular as it should have
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>>128838632

Nice. Maybe I'll make a couple with some white girl begging for niggers. "Please send dick pics to apply and tell me what you're gonna do to me"
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>>128805376

Shut up dumb spic. That isn't the only facet of this story that's goofy, and it also isn't the only bit of evidence the case rests upon either.
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>>128844348
Whoaa you are really smart buddy.
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>>128844555
I mean... not eating lead certainly does help.
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>>128826872
>Ill intent isn't required by the law, only action.
If anyone has the clip, Comey had the audacity to state that he didn't want to set precedent on the new statute that was put into place.
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>>128807325
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>>128838632
nice. reminds me of a time I put a CL add for a cheap Nintendo Wii for some guy I work with that I hated. Dude received nonstop calls 24/7 for a week
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>>128843522
berry gud
>btw how is your country, Ive been thinking about school there
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Well I did it guys. I'm gonna bring Trump down. Fuck you alt right Nazis.
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>>128845088

Your god emperor is done!
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>>128845088
>>128845165

He's done you hear me? DONE.
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>>128845088
>>128845165
>>128845270

MICHAEL WILL FINISH KLUMPF
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>>128845088
>>128845165
>>128845270
>>128845373

WLUMPF IS GOING DOWN. ITS OVER 4CHAN. AGENT MCDOUBLE IS ON THE CASE NOW. CHECKMATE NAZI SCUM.
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>>128845373
What's the truth!!!??
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>>128834022

>How come sissies that can't handle killing people join the army? Fucking pussies.

He handled it just fine. You're freaking out at a shitpost on /pol way more than he did in his first firefight. And yes, can confirm, it's a little unnerving to realize, in your gut, that other men are trying to kill you. Not that you'd know anything about that , faggot.
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>>128845519
I love the devolving names for trump. I'm gonna steal that
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>>128843424
why would you put it in her mouth at all?
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>>128845519
My fucking sides
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>>128845088
>>128845165
>>128845270
>>128845373
>>128845519

Laughing my dick off. I'm trying not to wake my girlfriend up. Holy fucking shit.

Leafs can stay on /pol/ now.
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>>128845088
>>128845165
>>128845270
>>128845373
>>128845519
RESIST THE TYRANT MONSTER NAZI NOW

Blumflarfd chumndgfp is fucking done. over.
Being white is literally terrorism.
You can't be the Winner without Reality hunny chumpkins
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>>128802848
>Grab a picture of Michael Moore
>Edit the image such that the file size (in MB) equates to his weight in pounds
>Zip it up with encryption
>Upload it to Dropbox
>Send him a message that "you have to be discreet in fear of repurcussions, but you have some dirt on Trump. It's pretty HEAVY stuff" and with a link and a key to the encrypted file

what do you guys think?
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>>128805376
only a mexican would think niggers are afraid of being arrested
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>>128802848
>Tell fatty you have video proof of his collusion with russians
>Download rickroll video clip
>zip said "video evidence
>????
>profit
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>>128845373
Holy shit that is good xD
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>>128810654
But his target group are Liberals and Affirmative Action hires like Reality Winner
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>>128849188
>Implying they aren't just desperate for dank memes and gay p0rn
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>>128829888
Might need to take a trip down ol' /r9k/ way
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>Trump is working with Israel to destabilize the region for the Greater Idea project
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>>128849526
Greater Israel*
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>>128849526
blend it with putin and nazis from very credible sources

solid believable story
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>>128845088
>>128845165
>>128845270
>>128845373
>>128845519
Anyone who doesnt think leaf posters are the best shitposters can tell me on the day of the rake
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>>128833759
I don't know, but I remember at least one with Andrew Hussie
Stairs was better desu
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>>128802848
Use a 10 minute mail newfags. Also, use a VPN. Get your dick pics and goatsee's ready!

vpnbook.com (Free)
https://10minutemail.com
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>>128823859
For once I think Bogposting is a great idea.
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>>128829888
I have 10 gigs. With about 6 gigs being video.
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>>128833854
holy shit, DRUMPF BTFO

IMPEACH
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>>128838632
Is it possible to put his number on tinder?
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According to his Twitter he's in NYC right now. I told him that's where I was and we should meet.

Do I "meet him" at a weight loss clinic or FBI headquarters?
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>>128845519
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>>128852849
weight loss clinic of course
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