What do?
>>128790147
kill his kid
>>128790147
suck his dick
Ask him "What is your name?"
>>128791480
Like he'll fall for his own shtick
>>128790147
>What do?
357
>>128790147
Support him because he's a great guy
why would he block my path if i voted for him?
>>128790147
Rocky sucks
Introduce him to my buddy here...
IF YOU THE SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT DA ROCKKKKKKK .....TUTU ........ IS COOKED
>>128790147
Listen here son, I don't give a rats ass about your plans or anything else boy and thats the bottom line!!
>>128790147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
Fucking please
This guy is a joke and thinks because he injects Test and Clen like a motherfucker he's a big guy (4u). He's a B-grade actor with a shitty off screen personality and a fake hollow skull like a little shitbag libtarded snake he is. He constantly throws twitter tantrums and belittle's his fans thinking he is such a big shot: I've seen his training regime; I know his food intake: if it wasn't for the insulin he carefully injects before every workout, this little bag is shit wouldn't even way >160lbs. If and when he gets elected; America will be excellerated into the end times and we can commence Phase II, pic related
SOON MOTHERFUCKERS
>>128791480
"it doesn't matter what his name is you jabroni"
>>128790147
Trump has degraded our country so badly that this post doesn't seem like a joke any more than it does an actual possibility.
Well seeing how he's one of my favorite wrestlers I will like it alot, I liked all his matches but Chris Bennit was my favorite before he got old and died...
>Debate 2020
>Donald Trump vs The Rock
>Both take the stage
>"Good Evening everyone, I am Lester Holt and today I'm joined with my co-commentator Jim Ross"
>Cage is lowered
>Donald and The Rock strip off to reveal wrestling underwear
>Match Begins
>Rock throws Trump to the floor
>Attempts peoples elbow
>Donald rolls out the way
>Rock is on the floor
>Donald scales to the top of the cage
>"BY GAWD, THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER"
>Donald bellyflops the rock through the ring
>>128790147
>he Rock Bottoms Trump at his inauguration
>>128792413
Funny because if you asked anyone 8 years ago if they thought Trump would ever be president. they would have laughed in your face. Rock being prez isn't a stretch in this day and age.
>>128790147
Tell him that I enjoyed the HILARIOUS and RAUNCHY comedy Baywatch and that the critics are out of touch.
>>128790147
Bait him on twitter by insulting Baywatch.
>>128792758
>Trumps signature move in The Bottom Line which is just a Big Splash.
>>128790147
Bring John Cena as a president of the USA.
>>128792758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
>>128792263
What do you mean injecting insulin?
DAMN in 2020 we go #GETLITTY
>>128793382
Potential Trump signature moves:
>The hostile takeover
Trump picks up and slams his opponent
>The bottom line
Bellyflop from ring corner
>The money shot
Stands dazed opponent up and punches him
>The Wall
Trump stacks 2 or more opponents and elbows them from a ladder to chants of "BUILD THAT WALL"
>The Climate changer
Essentially the cross face
>The High energy
Trump crossbodies his opponent
>The Travel ban
Trump stops a running opponent and choke slams them
>2 scoops
Trump outstretches both his arms and knocks over 2 opponents on either side of him
"out of my way, nigger"
>implying
Round 1 motherfucks
>>128793151
They've been asking him to run for 30 years
>>128794262
Almost makes me want to get a wrestling game and make this.
>>128790147
get the 50th to telepathically explode his head
>>128794262
kek
>>128794115
>Babby's first PED question
L U R K / f i t / M O A R F A G
DO U EVEN LIFT?
I'm finished with the US if this happens. If America has been an experiment, the experiment is over. And the results show that democracy does not work.
Also hope Kasich primaries out The Donald so we can return to normalcy.
>>128790147
I'm not one of those unsympathetic people that laugh at manlets so I just ignore him.
>>128791800
It would be pretty cool to have a swole AF president for once. I don't think I could handle another nigger in office though
>>128795962
Not even one that has been fight sjw rhetoric before it was cool.
https://youtu.be/UyJq4oQDS34?t=5m44s
>>128795962
>nigger
He's Hawaiian dumbass.
>>128790147
Tell him that Baywatch is garbage.
>>128792413
The anti-Trump liberals are the ones floating this, can't blame Trump for the opposition.
>>128792413
He has degraded our country to the point where career politicians who all know each other lost one election. How will we recover?
>>128796371
Hes Samoan
>>128790147
Spend 30 minutes trying to handcuff his fat cock.
>>128790147
ask for his birth certificate
why has his career sucked so much?
>>128790147
*blocks your path*
>>128790147
I'd ask him to sign my copy of The Tooth Fairy.
>>128790147
On or off cycle?
>>128798396
Pfft. All that flippy shit only works on jobbers.
>>128790147
There's some groupie dirt on him
/pol/ can let this out
>>128790147
loudly proclaim "IF YA SMELL"
>>128796371
>implying >>128797921
>>128790147
Smell what he's cooking? Maybe do an Elvis duet?
>>128790147
I usually don't care about (((Hollywood))) or any such kikery, but it's literally impossible to dislike The Rock. Idolised this swole nigga since the 90's.
>>128790147
Call the libnigger a son of a whore.
Revel in keks ensuing.
>>128790147
Did somebody post President Camacho yet?
>>128792413
It's actually a great thing to have people who aren't crooked piece of shit politicians running for office. We need as many outsiders as we can get.
>>128790147
Actors...and I use the term loosely here for pic related, are nothing but prepared and scripted .
Someone as devious as Shillary Clinton was ready for the Trump train....you think this trained seal is going to mentally out-manuever Trump on the debate stage.
Johnson will look like a fool.